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Shiba-san is the one I like!
If you were a girl, who would you go out with?
Was it this good of a project?
After the announcement of the fourth person, the results are as you can see...
Noda and Morita were chosen by the two of you, but...
If you go out with someone, I think the comedy part is in the way.
It's not turned around. I think it's one of them.
It's normal.
It's the easiest to talk about.
It's always making some kind of sound.
Do you understand?
It doesn't matter if it's funny or not.
If I were chosen, I would say "it's funny or not, turn it around."
That kind of feeling is good, too.
It's always making some kind of sound.
That's true.
You're exaggerating.
Zero-level comedians who don't care about that kind of thing are...
I thought it would be a boring show again.
It's boring.
It's a show we always watch.
It's like "how many times do we have to do this?"
That's right.
It's still okay.
Really? I'm looking forward to it.
It's still okay.
I don't really care about it.
The fifth winner is...
Minamikawa, who still hasn't been named yet.
Where is he?
He looks serious.
He looks like Mr. Okibondo.
I don't like fighting.
Minamikawa's second and third place are...
I'm happy!
As I thought, Nass is kinder than anything...
We've known each other for a long time since the Osaka period...
But more than anything, his wife is painful.
Is she painful?
Does it have anything to do with his wife?
For example, recently, he got sick and the doctor told him that he might not be able to do manzai anymore.
When he was talking about it seriously, his wife said...
That's bad, John!
Is it okay for me to talk about my wife?
Does it have anything to do with it?
It's a little painful...
But his wife...
You want to be embraced by her, don't you?
I want to be embraced by her!
No matter what I say, she forgives me...
No matter what I say, even if I say something rude...
With a smile, I say...
That's fine!
And she forgives me with kindness!
That's right!
She forgives you when you're sick, right?
That's right!
Most of the time, his wife doesn't commit suicide...
But she still forgives him!
That's just what you say!
Thank you, Mozzarella!
You're amazing! I'm so happy!
You're in second place for the first time!
I didn't know you'd be in second place!
What's so good about it?
Listen to me! Listen to me!
It's not interesting, and that's fine!
But in the first place...
The people you meet...
They talk like metronomes!
I like the rhythm!
Just listen to the rhythm!
For example, Iguchi...
She's sitting there like a girl...
And if you give her a weird normal hug...
She might think you're crazy.
But Ohta-san is just talking to you.
Just a little bit of a chit-chat.
You have a sense of responsibility.
Is that really my second-best reason for choosing you?
You're just going with the flow.
I want to know your real reason for choosing me.
Is that really the reason you chose me?
It's not funny and it's because you like it.
Then it can't be helped.
I'm sleepy.
It was a good rally.
Thank you for giving me a good reason.
Please announce your first place.
My first place is...
Shiba-chan.
For example, if it was Iguchi, you would have said it in a different way.
You would have said it in a way that doesn't exist.
You would have said it in a way that doesn't exist first.
I was making fun of you.
Don't make fun of me!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It was really fun.
It's hard to make fun of you.
Now, the reason for first place.
Why?
As a man, it's definitely sexy.
That's right, but...
Have you ever been in Shiba-chan's passenger seat?
Passenger seat?
There is.
There is an intention.
He's driving a used car right now.
He's driving with a little bit of tobacco.
He's asking, "Is it okay here?"
It's really cool!
It's cool, isn't it?
It's really cool, isn't it?
He was driving with that intention.
He said, "I'll send you home."
He was careful and said, "Oh, you can go all the way."
From Tachiro.
It's okay, I'll take you home.
It's really cool!
Because you're smoking!
I've been smoking for a long time.
I've been smoking so much that I'm worried.
The tobacco doesn't go away at all.
Mr. Nadar, what kind of expression is that?
No, Ito and I often get in the car.
Get in the car?
Have you ever been in someone's car?
No, I've been asked to get in the car on my way home from the theater.
What about you, Mr. Nadar?
I'm not in a passenger seat, I'm in a trunk!
Isn't it the third row?
Isn't it a crime to be in a trunk?
Please forgive me!
It's completely different from a passenger seat!
Niiyama, Ito, and Morita have been selected four times in a row.
That's amazing!
I'm really interested in who Shiba is choosing!
I want you to choose me!
It's really four of you!
Next up is Nasu, who is selected from Niiyama and Minamikawa!
Haruka Christine!
Nasu is in second and third place!
I don't know about you, but I love sexiness, too.
And you two are intellectual and creative.
You are kind to everyone.
I feel like you've been watching me for a long time.
You've been evaluating me on YouTube, too.
He told me an interesting story.
He analyzed it all for me.
So I thought, "If he were me, he would be Tauri."
You two have grown up a lot.
You're right.
You've grown up a lot.
Nozak is creative and nice, too.
And you don't care about everything.
I've never seen you in a hurry.
That's true.
Even if I make a mistake, you don't care about it at all.
Even if you're together, you might be quiet.
I like it when you're quiet.
I want you to keep an eye on me.
I don't make noise for nothing.
You're the opposite of a man who makes noise for nothing.
You're a BGM entertainer.
I think you're in third place.
I know you're saying, "I'm not like that."
I think you're in third place.
I don't make noise for nothing, but I want noise.
What do you mean you want noise?
Who's in first place?
I'm getting nervous.
I'm nervous, too.
I know you're in first place.
Pray for me.
Who's in first place?
I can do it.
It's Mr. Kumota.
He was just showing off like he likes people who don't show off.
Shut up!
You can't show off!
You don't show off!
You're right, you don't show off.
Let's not show off anymore.
The police won't show off anymore.
It's boring.
The police won't show off anymore because it's noisy.
So, Niiyama and Minamika are, unfortunately, one and the same.
I'm really sorry.
It's hard for things to go smoothly like this.
I'm in shock.
But, Mr. Kumota, you have a handsome heart.
You're right.
That's what I like about you.
You're standing up.
I'm excited.
I can't hold back my emotions.
That's right.
It's not common for Mr. Kumota to win first place.
Next up are Noda, Morita, and Ohta from Minamikawa.
Can you tell me who won first place?
Me?
Why me?
Why did you announce first place all of a sudden?
It's because of the editing.
It's because of the editing!
That was good!
That's what I like about you!
Even if you cover it up...
It's just right.
Ohta is second and third place.
Ohta!
You two might match well.
I'm happy when Mr. Noda is in the academy.
Everyone thinks Mr. Noda is difficult to get along with.
It's common that people think Mr. Noda has an atmosphere where everyone can't talk casually.
Surprisingly, when others like me and Mr. Ohta, who don't like deep jokes, come in...
It looks like they're having a lot of fun.
Is that so?
You understand me, don't you?
But I thought it was just a sound.
It's comfortable, isn't it?
It's not painful to be in the dressing room.
That's right.
He's been laughing all the time, so I don't think he knows much about various activities in the world.
But I want to take him to various places and see his first funny smile.
Ah, Noda-kun's smile.
I don't think they have any memories of traveling.
I don't think they make up stories for me, but is that okay?
It's completely different.
You and I only talk about different things with the same tension.
I know.
I know it's completely different.
I don't know.
To be honest with you, Mr. Shiba, I'm sorry.
First of all, your face.
Your face is your type.
You know, I'm often played like this.
After it was over, when I went home, I touched my body lightly and said, "It was fun."
Even if it's a lie.
You're happy, aren't you?
What is it?
I said it.
I'm happy even if it's a lie.
I don't know.
I know.
Don't judge me on your own.
No, but one thing I don't like is that you're kind to everyone.
I see.
It's not like I'm only saying that Otani was fun.
I know that, too.
Has anyone ever been body-touched?
Body-touched?
I think I have.
What about Iguchi?
I haven't been touched.
You haven't been touched?
There's no reason not to touch Iguchi.
There's no reason not to touch him.
There's no deep reason for that.
Oh, my God, it's like a spoiler.
It's like a spoiler.
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
Be sensitive. Be sensitive.
I'm a little bad at MC.
There's a skill that you can't touch.
There's that, too.
You're too conscious of it.
Why are you having so much fun?
It's like a spoiler today.
Now, Otani's first place.
My first place is...
Otani's first place. My first place is...
Hirako's place.
What?
I'm sorry.
These three places don't match at all.
It's not like a variety show.
If you think about it seriously, it will be like this.
Hirako's family image will be the same as everyone else's.
Then is it okay?
No, no, no.
It's a little different.
Is it almost the same?
Well, it's almost the same.
I'd like to hear it, too.
Because you're first place.
After all, you care about your wife and your family.
But if you only care about your life, you don't show your sexiness.
It's erotic.
And it's very rugged.
The rugged people I've met so far don't have this delicate ruggedness.
People like me don't have this kind of kindness or delicacy.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Don't try to take me down.
I want you to control me.
What kind of expression is that?
I'm happy.
Now, Morita and Minamikawa.
Otani is one-sided.
You're one-sided, aren't you?
What do you mean by "no"?
You said you'd make a ranking for the episodes you'd like to talk about.
I didn't say that.
You said you'd like to talk about your wife's funny episodes.
No, I said it because I like my wife.
There wasn't a single element you like about your wife.
What are you talking about?
I like her.
Next, Iguchi, a spy who hasn't been named by anyone yet.
Mr. Iguchi, please.
It's nice.
It's cute.
It's pretty.
It's real.
I've been told it looks like cut bread.
It looks like it!
If you look closely, it looks like cut bread.
It's cute.
The second and third places are...
I'm happy!
Let's do it!
I'm happy.
The second place is...
Nadal is very happy, but Noda is not happy at all.
I'm happy.
It's strange, isn't it?
I'm second place.
It's not good, Noda.
Please stand up.
I'm not asking you to stand up.
I don't know how many times you've been chosen, but please stand up.
First of all, it's Nadal.
Nadal says a lot of bad things, but if you think about it carefully, he never says bad things about his family.
I'll never say it.
He's been protecting his family all the time.
I'm happy.
And he doesn't seem like he's playing.
I don't play at all.
If you're too sexy, you might think you're not number one, but I think Nadal is number one in his family.
Third place is Nadal.
Second place is Noda.
I don't think Noda will be excited to be with you, but I think you'll feel safe.
You can make games and run a gym.
You're like a manager.
I'm embarrassed.
That's not an embarrassed move!
Let's protect our family!
He's enjoying it with all his might.
First of all, if you don't want to be chosen like this, you have to do it like this.
You're treating me like this, but you're serious.
That's why he's number one in his family.
Yes, number one is...
Oh, this is bad for the team.
Mask.
No one is doing this.
What?
No one is doing this?
Do it like you're supposed to do it!
I'll do it!
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First place is...
My first place is...
Do it. Do it, everyone.
Do it. Do it.
Yes.
That's right.
Minamikawa-san!
Hey!
Wait a minute. I'm just like Shishi.
I'm just like Shishi.
No, I'm happy.
I'm happy.
It's my first vote and I'm first place.
First place is amazing.
I'm happy, Iguchi.
I didn't choose it with this assumption, but something weird happened.
Something weird happened.
I'm happy.
But I have one thought about Iguchi.
You didn't vote Minamikawa-san, did you?
It's decided.
Something weird happened.
I'm sorry.
I won't cheat on you.
Basically, you want someone who cares about you.
Yeah, I know Shiba-san and other cool guys.
But I don't want someone who is not the best.
Yeah, I know Shiba-san and other cool guys.
I'm afraid you'll cheat on me.
Before the show, Iguchi said "I'm counting on you."
I was first place.
Don't make it obvious!
Stop it!
He's the worst.
You shouldn't do it only for today.
He's always like this.
Susuke was very happy to be assigned by Iguchi.
You look great behind you.
Oh, nice.
Old lady.
She's not bad.
She looks like she'd be around.
I'm scared.
The one who put it in Nadal is Iguchi.
Please!
I put it in by myself.
I can't read this anymore.
We'll announce second and third place.
Please!
Here it is!
It's Minamikawa!
Minamikawa is third place!
Ohta is second place!
Let's start with Minamikawa.
Minamikawa is like this.
But behind him, he's kind.
Once, when we were recording,
we were all together and looked down on him.
What kind of show is this?
It's a hell of a show.
What kind of show is this?
Once, Daigo didn't look at me.
He was like, "Let's do it properly for once."
It wasn't even funny.
Minamikawa gave me a lot of advice.
After the show, he was like, "It's okay."
It's not okay!
That's all there was!
He made a group chat for me.
We all looked forward and started talking.
What?
You're going to slip?
Don't slip!
You're not supposed to slip.
That's where you were saved!
He did that for me.
And he's generous.
His wife is pretty stingy.
He doesn't care about that.
He embraces me.
He's kind.
That's one of his qualities.
He doesn't like to be betrayed.
That's one of his qualities.
He wants someone like his family.
That's one of his qualities.
And he protects me.
I feel safe around him.
Especially when I'm in a group chat.
When I'm caught in a group chat.
Second place winner!
I think it's pretty hard to be on TV with your wife.
It's not something you can do easily.
It's important to have a big vessel.
Why are you in second place, but you're so thin?
Mr. Ohta is also a balancer.
He makes me excited.
He's bright.
He's always bright.
And he cares about his family.
I like people who care about their families.
It's a time when you can't play because you're having fun.
I like people who enjoy their families.
Is it strange that you care about your family because you can't play?
The order is...
It's a time when you can't play.
It's like you have to care about your family.
Is that what you think?
You're talking nonsense.
Then, who is in first place?
Iguchi, you have to say it.
I don't care about my family.
Stop it. It's okay.
You're in second place.
I'm single.
I don't care about my family.
I like single and dangerous men.
At the end of the show.
Please.
I like dangerous men. Is it okay?
Why do you accept dangerous men?
I like dangerous men.
Let's start.
Nadar is in first place.
Please, Iguchi.
I'm in first place.
Kamichi is in first place.
That was close.
No, it wasn't. It was the most different.
The place was a little off.
It was a matter of where you were sitting.
It was a matter of position.
The reason is...
There's a reason behind it.
The way you stand and your clothes are different.
It's different.
And the kind laughter in this era.
And you're laughing a lot.
"The王" is also very loud.
"The King"?
You're looking at me.
Is "the王" the criteria?
"The王" was included in it, too.
Sometimes you take me to a cafe or a bar.
I want to go on an adventure.
I also do a little adventure.
Adventure in a cafe?
When I get lost, I look for places I've never been to.
You go in for the first time?
It's fashionable and delicious.
That coffee.
It takes a lot of time.
It's like I'm doing it one by one.
It's hard to find a place you can't find one by one.
What are you talking about?
You're talking about coffee.
I want to ask you about your charm.
You're kind and kind.
I like you.
I'm happy.
"Kamichi" is the best joke.
It's "kamichi" in real life.
"Kamichi" is kind and quiet.
But you're a gay.
You can dance and play games.
You can play basketball, too.
But you're trying to show it.
You're not lonely.
You're good at night, too.
You score three points at night, too.
From a distance.
Isn't it "shasei" from a distance?
Why do you score three points?
I don't know "shasei" very well.
You chose "nadaru".
It means "disappointment".
"Nadaru" wasn't chosen.
His name hasn't been announced yet!
Ito
These 3 people.
Niyama
Irako
This is bad!
They seem to have a lot of experience and experience.
Uchishi
Their confession is finally complete!
They're very kind, in any case.
Who will be chosen as the most popular "ushiba" ?
I want to go into the grave with them.
"Niyama", let me hear you!
"Worst One", who doesn't want to go out with them, is also decided!
The selection criteria for work are "gyara".
Are we the popular "ushiba" ?
You, come out!
It's dangerous!