AISubs v3.7
If I were a girl, I'd like to date this person!
If you were a woman, among these members, who would you like to go out with?
I'd like to go out with Yamazaki.
He's number one.
Is that right?
No, it's not.
He's called the best couple.
I'd like to go out with him for about a year.
Actually, I'm happy when I'm chosen.
Morita is the only experienced one.
He said he's happy when he's chosen, but he's never been chosen.
That's right.
He's never been chosen.
I thought it was a weird plan.
What is it?
But I'm really happy when I'm chosen.
Egwister's confidence level is...
It's cute.
It's small and cute.
If I wasn't chosen for this, I might get hurt more than usual.
That's right.
It's not about the evaluation of entertainers.
If it's a woman, it might change the story.
It's nice.
Like Esme Makiko.
What do you mean?
She's sharp.
Come on!
Go away!
By the way, I think you've noticed it, but...
Kubota, who was one of the members...
He can't come today.
Is it because of the wind or something?
It's not because of the wind. It's because of the online fire.
He said, "Just in case."
Morita, are you okay?
Me? I didn't say anything.
"Just in case" is fine, right?
No, it's not.
Kubota wasn't chosen.
Kubota was chosen, so I'm sure you're answering.
Kubota is answering, too.
So you're going to announce it?
I'll announce it.
That's good.
So, including Kubota...
13 people's "I want to go out with you" best 3 will be announced!
The first one is "no".
When we announce it, we put on a wig to make you feel better.
With black hair.
You look good in it.
I thought about it seriously.
How about "no"?
It's fine.
It's cute.
It's beautiful.
"No" is fine.
First of all, we will announce "no" and "no".
"No" and "no" of "no" are...
No
"No" of "no" is "jump" style.
"No" of "no" is "half and piece".
I'm happy.
It's a flesh.
I thought about it seriously.
It's serious.
"No" of "no" is "half and piece".
Right.
Before we announce it, let's do "no" of "no".
"No" of "no" didn't look at me.
"No" of "no" is "half and piece".
When I saw this questionnaire, I thought about how I should look at it.
Should I look at the entertainer's part or the man's part?
I thought about it a lot.
But I thought I should look at the man's part.
And when I looked at the comedy part, I probably didn't choose it.
Of course you didn't.
Who said that in a loud voice?
Everyone, everyone, everyone.
When I looked at it, I thought the comedy part would be in the way.
It wouldn't be turned around.
I think it's one of them.
How should I say it?
Ordinary.
It's ordinary.
It's like building an ordinary house.
It's a little weird for you to say ordinary, ordinary.
That's why you're third place now, isn't it?
That's right.
I think I'll be last.
I'd like to feel more stable.
I like it.
Am I the only public official?
It's better than not being chosen.
I don't feel like I'm third place anymore.
But I'm happy.
If you don't get a name in the end, you'll feel like Morita.
It's better than that.
I'd like to feel more stable.
Hirako wants to cheat on her.
I'd like to feel more stable.
If you have a boyfriend and you're in trouble, you'll talk to him about it.
You'll talk to him all night.
Hirako's eyes are too hot.
I know you're cheating on her.
I think you're cheating on her.
What's good about her?
She seems sexy, but she's not sexy.
She's kind.
Stop it.
He's into girls more than he thinks.
I've heard that she has a lot of good intentions.
No, it's not like that.
She has a lot of good intentions.
I want you to hurry up.
It's different from the time of "OTA".
It's a stable smell and a dangerous scent.
It's overwhelming.
There are people in first place, right?
Among them...
It's different.
It's definitely different.
I don't know.
Which part is it?
You're serious and you're short-tempered.
You're short-tempered.
Then you're out of luck.
Who is the first person you want to date the most?
The first one is...
Kamichi!
Iguchi!
It's not Iguchi!
The costume is similar!
It's fake Kamichi!
It's not fake Kamichi!
Why is it fake Kamichi?
It's simple and clean.
Thank you very much!
I went with him and went until night.
I didn't like many people.
They are dirty and clean.
They are selfish.
But Kamichi is not selfish.
He cares about others.
He cares about others all the time.
He takes a step back at the scene where only men gather.
He doesn't participate in wild and vulgar things.
We often do it together.
He always looks at female staff.
He cares about them all the time.
I want other men to see my cleanliness.
There are a lot of male students today.
Who didn't like it?
It may be Niiyama.
He looks clean, but that's what it means to be alone.
There are many people who don't get along with each other.
There is no synchronicity.
There is no synchronicity when dating.
Is Zengi short?
Zengi is short.
Kamichi is long.
Why do you know Kamichi is long?
How is it?
Kamichi is in first place.
When someone is about to be naked, he asks a woman if she is okay.
Your partner is naked.
It's a business match.
You walk around together.
The second announcer is Sayaka Niiyama.
That's good.
I will announce the second and third places.
The third place is Morita Sayaka.
Thank you.
I'm happy.
She was chosen for the first time here.
Thank you, Niiyama.
Thank you, Morita.
What's good about it?
I feel Morita's kindness.
She talks to me a lot.
I think Morita is the one who laughs the most.
I see.
He smiles a lot.
I think they will have fun together.
I think so, too.
He earns a lot of money.
They are stable.
I'm curious about that, too.
I want to think about their future.
I want to think about money, too.
I want them to go out for a drink.
The president is busy, too.
I want them to go out for a drink.
I'm worried about that.
I want them to come back as soon as possible.
I'm grateful.
I'm happy.
He is a good brother.
The second place is Nasu.
Thank you very much.
I'm happy.
He is clean and gentle.
Nasu is very kind, too.
Nasu talks to him.
Morita is good, too.
Nasu makes me happy the most.
I'm happy.
I'm happy, too.
The second place is Nasu.
Please announce it.
I know it.
It wasn't like that at all.
It's all about money.
It's not about money.
The second place is Nasu.
It's Shiba!
I'm so happy!
So it's Shiba!
Yes, it's Shiba!
It's Shiba!
The one who makes me happy the most is Nasu!
Nasu's good-looking and cleanliness and Morita's manliness...
Nasu has both of them!
He has all of them!
He's the best!
So Nasu likes me more!
And Nasu knows I can be happy if I'm with Nasu!
You can be happy for sure!
That's good!
The one I like is Shiba!
Ah, it's difficult!
So Shiba is better!
It's like you've been dumped!
So you like me but you've been dumped, right?
It's like "I'm sorry"
I'm sorry...
But it's okay!
Because you're next to him!
It can't be helped!
He's cute!
The third one is Oswald Ito!
It's like "Ito-sairi-chan"!
Sairi-chan!
It's Kamayatsu-san!
Kamayatsu-san!
3rd place and 3rd place are here!
Yes, yes, yes!
This is the last one!
This is such a good project!
Today, Mr. Kubota, you're not here, but you're in 3rd place.
He's not very healthy, and he seems like a man who only has a bad temper, but he's usually very kind.
He's a man who has the spirit of saying, "I will definitely protect only the people around me."
Once in a while, like a date?
Once in a while, I want you to feel a little dangerous and leave me by your side.
If Ito becomes a girl, you'd like him to do that, right?
That's right. I like men who have a lot of energy to live, so I'd like him to be a girl.
Vitality.
What if he comes out of nowhere again?
He's not in there! He's not in there!
He's not in there!
2nd place!
Goodbye, Morita!
Thank you!
This is 1st place!
Out of all of them, he's the best at handling girls.
Really?
Is that so?
You've seen him before?
He was in a program with Joshi Daisei.
He was really good at taking girls' mood during commercials.
Morita is really good at pulling out girls' "mo!"
He's really good at pulling out girls' cutest "mo!", "Morita-san!"
What does that mean?
When he was in a commercial, he was like...
I think I'm going to wear pants-like clothes today.
Morita-san!
That's too fast!
Wait a minute!
I said it on the way, but that was really accurate!
Be patient!
Can you be a little more patient?
I think I'm going to wear pants-like clothes today.
Were you in a girl's generation?
Girls generation?
Because you're about 20 years old.
Are you boobies?
Your boobies are kind of big.
No, they're not.
Don't tell me it's true! It's over!
Now, please announce first place.
My first place is...
Ms. Shiba.
I know it's bad, but I can't resist it.
Even though I'm tied up in the entertainment world, I like "Ms. Shiba" very much.
Is it dangerous or something like that?
It's like a hybrid of the naughty part and the family part.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I can't resist it.
It's wrong and right.
So I can't go home at all.
And I'm really big.
Really.
No, you're not.
Don't make fun of me.
But I'm really not.
Let's say you're a square.
I'm not a square.
You're a big square.
I'm not a square.
You're not a square.
You're a big square.
You're not a square.
You're a big square.
You're me.
I can't resist it.
You want to accept it.
I'm really big.
Even you're handsome, but you're not in the entertainment world.
I heard about Ms. Shiba earlier.
She doesn't have much experience.
But I think she's been doing comedy for a long time.
She doesn't smell dangerous.
So you're not attracted to her.
What do you know about me?
How about you, Niiyama?
It's frustrating.
You're like your own Ms. Shiba.
But you just came from Oseka.
So you've spent a lot of time with Ms. Shiba.
It's frustrating.
Ms. Shiba, you don't drink alcohol.
That's a good point.
That's what I like about Ms. Shiba.
I'm curious about Ms. Shiba's ranking.
Is she popular?
Yes, she is.
Next is Morita's announcement from Miyamoto Ito.
She is cute.
She is good.
I've been nervous about this arrangement from the beginning.
The third place is "ota".
"ota" is a young man from the roots.
It's the easiest to talk about.
It's always making some kind of sound.
It doesn't matter if it's funny or not.
You don't like a quiet space, do you?
You want BGM, don't you?
I think "ota" is very good for BGM.
"ota" may not be funny.
But I think she'll listen to me all the time.
I'm sure your wife thinks so, too.
I think my wife got married in that sense, too.
There's no reason for me to be ranked alone.
The third place is "ota".
"ota" is a young man from the roots.
It's easy to talk about.
It doesn't matter if it's funny or not.
You don't like a quiet space, do you?
It doesn't matter if it's funny or not.
You don't like a quiet space, do you?
I like it.
I think it's good for everyone.
I like it, too.
You make us laugh.
It doesn't make me happy all of a sudden.
I like it.
The second place is "noda".
Mr. Nozu is talented, creative, and interesting.
Actually, Mao and Komae are popular, and Okare is popular, too.
Suddenly, you're in second place.
You're in second place.
It's completely different, right and left.
It's fun.
I'm in second place because I want to liven up my presentation.
I'm in third place because I'm told that second place is easy.
You're saying something.
I've been told that I'm saying something.
Well, Ito says he doesn't have any experience with women, but on the contrary, I'm a little annoyed by his boyishness.
I've seen him live streaming game programming, and I think he's a crazy guy.
I want to keep quiet about it.
Oh, that's it.
But I don't think he chose Morita.
It's not true.
I thought Morita would choose a more playful boy.
I like young men!
What? Tell me about it!
You like young men?
Tell me about it!
I'll keep my voice down and let Morita announce it.
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Morita's number one is... Who is it, Morito?
Morito, say it.
It's Shiba-san!
Wow!
It's not me for you to say, Shiba-san!
It's not like that at all!
What's the reason for being first place?
Overwhelming sexiness!
Shiba-san's sexiness as a man is unbelievable!
And he has just the right rough tone.
It's like a woman's heart is pounding.
And he has Tomoshige-san next to him.
I think he's overwhelmingly kind.
It means he'll be with Tomoshige-san forever, right?
It means he'll forgive me no matter what I do.
And the feeling of when you became a married couple.
You can imagine it that much?
How do you imagine it?
It's like you're both smoking the same brand of cigarettes.
It's like if you don't have your grandpa's cigarettes, you'll get your grandma's cigarettes.
That feeling is always...
But I'm a little happy about that.
You're imagining it to the end.
I'm a little happy that I'm a grandpa and grandma.
How does it feel to be first place with three people in a row?
It's a little...
I'm really glad I came.
Earlier you said you were tired of going to the local sagas, didn't you?
That kind of feeling...
Why do we have to decide on a ranking like this?
Are you kidding me?
That kind of feeling is good, too!
Please only let us participate in the competition.
Do you participate in it?
We do participate in it!
Do you participate in it?
We don't do entries.
Do you do entries?
We do entries, too.
We just haven't been invited yet.
After the announcement of four people, these five men are having fun at Civie Zero.
You're really cool!
And he still hasn't confessed his feelings yet!
I really want to know what you really feel like!
Let me drive!
You say you're cool, but...
A love attack has broken out around the popular men!
I definitely want to enter! I definitely want to enter!
First of all, if you don't want me to choose you like this, I'll do it like this!
If you choose me like this, I won't do it like this!
Civie Zero, who is miserable...
Civie Zero, who has lost to him...