AISubs v3.7
Long Ha New Year's 3-hour special!
23 old-fashioned comedians battle fiercely in a sports test.
A young star who was active in a show race.
An ambitious young man.
Momo Shinya is also here.
Who will win this year's overall championship?
And an old miracle.
So pretty!
This year, too, with the rumors of the professionals, they have changed a lot.
Of course, they will reveal their failed photos.
3-hour special. First, a miracle photo.
This time, the total number of photos taken is...
18,387.
The average number of photos taken per person is...
1,313.
That's a lot of photos.
It was tough, wasn't it?
Looking at these members, who do you think has changed the most?
Everyone is cute from the beginning.
What?
Don't look at me like that.
Idols have to say that in order to live.
It's not like that!
You have to say it in order to live!
By the way, when Goto-san came out,
his photo...
It's really cool!
It's really cute, isn't it?
There's a lot of difference in height.
There's too much difference in height for me to care about my ears.
I was born for this project.
There's too much difference in height for me to care about my ears.
Let's look at all of them.
The top bopper is Hatsune Miku.
Can she make a miracle happen?
Here is one of Yasuko's miracles!
Alright!
Gorgeous!
She's changed!
I don't know!
She's changed!
Did you have any difficulties while shooting?
When I was posing and expressing my face,
if I was conscious of this side, my face wouldn't look good,
and if I hid my face, this side wouldn't look good,
so it was hard for me to get the balance right.
You had to use your hands, didn't you?
That's right.
I was told to hold a grenade lightly, so I did it like this.
It's dangerous.
You wouldn't do it here if you had a grenade with you!
A comment from a hairdresser who is determined to get rid of this problem has arrived.
She filled in her face line with black paint and made her face outline look sharp.
She applied white paint to the hairline and extended the shadows.
Oh, I see.
She painted this part black and it looks like a thief's beard.
It looks like a thief's beard!
Something is flowing on your left face!
What is it?
What is flowing?
She painted it black!
Is that why you extended the hairline?
Yes, I extended the hairline strongly.
If you turn on the light and take a picture, it will fly, right?
That's right.
Can you do the same pose?
Yes, I can!
Can you do an overlap pose?
You know it, don't you?
An overlap pose?
It will open.
How is it?
Really?
Why does it open like this?
It's different.
The magic has disappeared.
By the way, here is a picture before the miracle happened.
Please have a look.
Here it is.
Ta-dah!
What?
What kind of mercy is that?
It's scary!
It's scary, isn't it?
It's like a fortune-teller.
A fortune-teller is building a building.
That's right.
It's quite spiritual and rich.
I don't like it at all.
There are goods made with Sayasuko's picture.
Did you make it?
I'll send it to you.
It's a clear file.
It's good!
It will be released soon, so please buy it.
It's amazing!
Why do you use it?
Next, overlap, pose, glasses, Nelson's Wada-bunny.
Is there a miracle happening?
Here is one of Wada-bunny's miracles.
Wow!
Cute!
It's so cute!
It's curly!
You can pull it like this.
With tape?
How about this one?
This one is also painted a little bit.
The lower part.
So it's a cheaper version.
It looks thinner.
It looks like it.
So you can erase the body line with the cup in front of you.
I see!
It's unnatural for you, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
What do you mean?
If you do like this,
you can make your shoulders look thicker.
I see.
I wanted to hide it more, but I couldn't.
You couldn't bend it more than that.
I really wanted to hide it more.
But you're doing your best.
You're doing your best.
Here is a comment from a hair maker.
"I was worried about how to hide my round face,
and tried various wigs."
So you wore a lot of wigs.
I wore a lot of wigs.
Here you are.
Are you Nishida from "La Land"?
You're Nishida from "La Land", aren't you?
You're Nishida, aren't you?
I'm Yada Debu.
Yada Debu.
I made some goods.
It's a mug cup.
It's cute.
It's not a mug cup.
It's a mug cup with a picture of a cup.
It's new.
A cup on a cup.
On the other side...
I don't like it.
It's Nishida.
"CLEAR FIVE" is also on sale.
Of course, you can see both sides of Nishida's face.
Next,
"ELF ARAKAWA", which has gained popularity recently.
"ELF ARAKAWA".
I've never done it before.
I'm worried.
It's Ariana Grande.
"ELF ARAKAWA", a miracle picture.
Here you are.
Is it okay?
It's funny!
Rondo Hearts Three Hour Special!
Now, here is a miracle of Elf Arakawa!
Rondo! Rondo!
This is good!
Cute!
One of you, stand up!
Excuse me!
Which era is this?
Stop it!
Which era is this?
Old era!
Kuninaka Ryoko-san.
Like Takahata Mitsuki-chan.
Wow!
You look like her!
Very beautiful!
Gals always make their eye bags look big.
But we remove it with make-up.
We don't use contacts.
We also put colors on eye bags.
I like that we remove eye bags.
Very cute!
A comment from a cameraman.
Since I'm a gal, I don't want the camera to get in my way.
So I took a picture with a telephoto lens.
And I decided to remove eye bags.
It's hard to hold it down.
If the lens gets close, it reacts.
It's fun!
It's like Ariana Grande.
It was so far away!
It's amazing!
They didn't respond at all.
The cameraman was like "What's up with you today?"
I was like "What?"
I'm sorry.
I was like "What?"
The eye bags were wet.
Eye bags...
You took it from the gap.
It's like you're hiding it.
You look like you're having fun.
It's like you're having fun.
Ariana Grande!
There's a lot of "likes".
One more picture with a clear file.
Ariana Grande.
Next, at the end of the year, she won third place in the F1 Grand Prix.
What do you think of her long coat?
Her eyes don't open at all.
She's so thin.
I want to take a clear picture of her.
I'm taking pictures of her more and more.
It's like you're hiding it.
You keep saying about her eyes.
Your eyes keep falling down.
Here's one of those miracles.
It's really cool!
Matsuai-san, what do you think?
It's really, really, really cool!
Don't do it!
Listen!
It's cool!
The style is good, and it's amazing that they kept it as it is.
It's refreshing, isn't it?
It's like a K-pop idol.
That's right! An all-around idol!
All-around idol!
It's good because you have long limbs.
If you come a little closer from here, you can see that, right?
What is it?
The tape!
It's like you're putting tape directly in your eyes!
Is it an eye patch and a gap?
Eye patch and...
It's a good way of putting it on!
It's like an eye patch!
It's cool!
Maybe it's because you have two little ears on you?
What?
You have two little ears on you and you made two of them?
It's possible.
A comment from the cameraman.
You're tall and your style is good, so you were particular about taking advantage of it.
For some reason, if you get too close and take pictures, your face will look long and big, so it's hard to find the best angle.
Here's a picture taken from a different angle.
It's a miracle that it's still there.
It's not like that at all!
What kind of expression is that?
Even if you change the angle a little, it's still a different picture.
It's not like that at all!
Pictures are scary!
Only with an angled wig!
That's the only reason you can change it like this.
Domae also made some goods.
It's an acrylic stand!
It's fashionable!
It's really cool!
You're going to make your face smaller and smaller, aren't you?
Don't let anyone know!
I don't know at all!
And then, this year, he'll be 45 years old.
He's a Japanese-style Watanabe Ojiisan.
How far can you go, Ojiisan?
That's right!
Miracles have been happening all this time, haven't they?
They have!
Right?
Then, let's take a look at one of Watanabe's miracles!
I'm counting on you!
Here it is!
It's coming along nicely!
Wow!
No way!
What are you doing?!
A mysterious voice has appeared!
You have a lot of legs!
And it's dark!
I can't see anything!
It's so dark that I can't tell if a miracle is happening or not!
This is against the rules!
You're running away like Ikkou-san!
Hey!
Ikkou-san...
I don't know anymore!
This is a comment from a cameraman.
Is he not used to taking pictures?
Since his pose was stiff,
he used a coat and a pair of gloves and took off his coat.
Wow!
Even if he doesn't move in particular,
he came up with a way to make it look like he's moving.
With a coat and a pair of gloves?
Ah, this person!
It's like he's doing this at work.
Even that girl looks so stiff.
Yes.
And this is born.
A comment from a make-up artist.
When deciding on his hairstyle,
he changed a few wigs,
but the more he changes,
the more he looks like a weird old man.
That's not it!
In short, he's a weird old man!
A weird old man is a weird old man!
What is it?
Here's a picture of a weird old man.
It's new.
What is it?
It's scary.
What is it?
It's full of mountains and one-sided novels.
I hate it.
It's perfect for an underground live show only for female comedians.
It's similar.
This kind of person comes.
It looks like a genius architect.
That's right.
He only makes buildings with crazy designs.
That's right.
I can't leave this room without permission.
It's too high.
It's scary.
These are goods made of Watanabe's photos.
I did it.
Why did you make it like an architect's one?
Use your hands when you can't go through it.
I see.
There's no such thing.
And after this...
Could it be the miracle of the day?
It's really scary.
However, the police caught them because of this.
Next is a heated battle of 23 female comedians.
"Dunker Sports Test".
Who will be the overall winner of this year?
23 people gathered from all over the country
Happy new year
This year's assistant is Hirona Kana
Nice to meet you
Hirona is newly married
She got married last year
The overall winner of last year is Shiba
Shiba is also newly married
That's right
Is it your 4th time?
No, it's my 2nd time
Don't get it wrong, it's my 2nd time
The overall winner of this year is ...
Minority, so it's me
I joined last evening
First time joining, Noda Crystal
I don't know if macho is good at sports
You can't lift heavy things
You can dunk
It's my first time joining
It's also my first time joining air staircase
You don't have much image of sports, do you?
No, I play soccer all the time
Last year, when I joined "yabechi fc" soccer project
I told Nanami "You are good at soccer"
You told Nanami?
It's amazing
But Nanami doesn't run fast
That's why it doesn't matter
Who is it?
It's my first time joining
Kakaroni Kuritani
Kuritani always says he was fast and popular since elementary school
Is it true today?
I guess so
You don't look like you run fast
I'll prove it today
Kakaroni Kuritani
What are you doing?
Kakaroni Kuritani
Ariyoshi, Zakiyama, Fujimoto, veterans
I have to win this time
Fujimoto is training hard
You want to play in J-league, don't you?
You said you wanted to do your best in J-2
I think it's because of his ex-wife
Ex-wife Fujimoto
You are amazing
11 players will compete for the first time this year
All 5 events, who will win?
The first event is 50 people special event
Each race, one player will win and compete directly
Attack Chabu Shibata
Roha Sports Test. The first race is 50m race.
The first race is Noda, Zazie, Katamari, Shiba and Ketsu's first competition.
Noda san, are you trying to take off your clothes?
Everyone is stupid.
The light one is the fastest.
You are stupid.
Your muscles are heavy.
People say that if you train your muscles, you will get heavier.
That's true.
But you have built up your muscles.
Do you have any other poses?
Other poses?
That's the only one.
I want to see other poses.
Zazie, how do you feel?
I don't want to lose to Noda san.
Why?
I could win last year's R-1 judging.
I see.
Noda san, you put yourself in a new position.
Yes, it was fun.
No, it wasn't.
It was more fun for me.
Katamari san, you have been playing soccer.
Yes.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Do you think you can win?
I will win for sure.
He is stubborn.
He is so far away, but he is looking straight at me.
He is looking at me.
Shiba?
I can't see Shiba yet.
I don't know how active he is.
You know Tomoshi, don't you?
I think he is active.
Ketsu.
Yes.
He is taking off his clothes, but he doesn't look active.
His legs are short.
I want to run fast.
He wants to start.
Ketsu was active last year.
His legs are short.
Don't say that.
I'm sorry.
His legs are short?
Kano san, please say something.
His legs are short, right?
Yes.
He is still a baby.
His legs are short.
He has long legs.
All of them will participate in the opening race.
Who will advance to the final?
Stay tuned for part one.
Ready, set, go!
First place is Noda!
That was fast!
He's like an American athlete!
First place is Noda!
He's fast!
First place is Noda!
He's fast!
He's like someone else!
It's the same!
What are you doing?
Why are you fighting over who's fastest?
You!
He's cheating so I was faster
Are you cheating?
You're serious about both, right?
I'm serious about both
You're the worst
Second place is Shiba!
It was good in the beginning
I thought I could get first place
He's like an American athlete!
He's fast!
I'm disappointed in Katamari
What's going on?
Who is it?
Everyone loved Katamari
Even when we were sitting there
Even in the backstage
We were doing our best
It's a shame
It's a shame?
It's a shame to do your best?
The first race is Noda vs Shibata
The second race is Kujima, Tomoshige, Usagi and Kurita
The third race is Shibata vs Tomoshige
Good luck!
Your name is Ogata san right?
I won't lose to a bunch of fat guys like you!
He's got it all planned out!
Look at my body shape!
It's all planned out
You're from the track and field club too right?
That's right!
I've been starting to look forward to it
I'm the best looking guy in all of Roha Sports Test history!
Why did you do it like that?
If you're healthy you can work right?
Tomoshige
Yes?
Can you run on rainy days?
I don't think people are expecting me to run like a dark horse
Usagi
Usagi!
It's been a while since I ran like this
I'm excited to see how it goes
What did you do?
What sports did you do?
I did most of the sports
I want you to tell me
You're pretty good at it
Kuritani
Yes?
Are you fast or not?
Yes I am fast
Kuritani is fast
He's got it all planned out
You're from Oben right? Your legs are thin
Kuritani is thin
I'm looking forward to it!
He said "I'm looking forward to it"
The second race to move on to the final
On your marks
Get set
Kuritani is fast
Ogata Kuritani is fast!
Kuritani is fast!
Kuritani is second place
I wanted Kuritani to win
Kuritani was working so hard
He's fast with that body type
He might be second place
Kuritani is second place
Let's do it
If you were injured, you could do it
That's crazy
If I was injured, I couldn't do it
You are so quiet
Kuritani is second place
Well
Why are you laughing?
I don't know what to say
Kuritani is second place
I went to weird place
You are always late
I'm always late
Kuritani is second place
You are always third place
It's because you are here
Kuritani is third place
How old are you?
Kuritani is third place
I can't do J2
J2?
That's where you belong
Kuritani is third place
You don't have to say it
Kuritani is third place
Why do you have to say it in the same field?
Kuritani is third place
The big guy who got Kuritani is in the final
The third place goes to Nishimura who won all games in pre-match
Tsuji, Tabuchi and Kano are entering
Kuritani is third place
Can Tsuji run?
When I was in middle school, I was running all over the country
I was first place
You run fast
I'm confident
Then you are fast
Very fast
You were first place like Imaoka
I'm not good at baseball so I don't know
Imaoka, are you fast?
I'm not that fast
Imaoka is first place when he is fast
He is a baseball player so he is fast
Next, Tabuchi
Tabuchi is first place
But you don't look like you're working out, do you?
Actually, for three years of high school, I was playing softball for boys.
I want to see that picture.
I was in the black team in high school.
I'm a catcher.
I'm a catcher, so I'm quick to move.
My reflexes are very good.
When a first-class runner passes by, his movement is very fast.
Can I say something?
Tabuchi is first place
Nice
You're going forward little by little
Show me one more time
You can do it!
Hurry up
I'm doing it properly
Hurry up
I'm doing it properly
You can do it
Can you go home?
Please go back
Run and go back
Hurry up and go back
I'm going back
I'm doing it properly
Last time's champion
Monster Nishimura
Nishimura san, have you been working out in the past 2 years?
I've been walking about 2 times a week
Walking?
Walking level
Walking
Walking between running and walking
Is there such a thing?
Kano Eiko san
I'm doing it
Did you do something in the past?
I used to do judo in the past
Didn't you do track and field?
I used to run for it
I want you to show us
I want to see it
I show it every year
You'll forget it in a year
I can't remember it in detail
Don't shake your head too much
Don't shake your upper body
How is it?
It's beautiful
It's good
How fast is it?
It might be a little faster
It's good
It's better than last year's video
I watch it every year
Can we compare it?
Did you do it too?
My rival is decreasing
If you let me run like this
Everyone, get ready
It's about to start
I might have a chance
It's crazy
It's advantageous
It's fast
It's about to start
Get ready
Get off me!
Let me go!
He's fast!
What are you doing?
It would be great if you didn't do that
I didn't know you could do it
I really didn't need it
But you said you wouldn't do it for your friends
You said you were really fast
Did you believe me?
Even if you say it, I don't think you would believe me
Nishimura, why does this type of person get faster?
It's not the legs, it's this part that runs
Noda has muscles too
His legs follow his arms
Is that true, Noda san?
I didn't know
When I think about it, Imaoka was 0th in 140 races
Imaoka was the worst
Ryo san, what have you been up to?
What have you been up to?
I don't do as much as I usually do, but I've been running
Is that true?
It's true
Can you recover it?
Can you run with your smartphone?
I want to see it
It's a 3 hour special
Kano san, what have you been up to?
I'm always here
Why are you so excited to meet again?
I'm always ...
Ramen?
Tsukemen?
Please say "tsukemen"
tsukemen
Gyoza?
Fried rice?
It's like "yamanote"
The 3rd race was won by Nishimura and went to final
The 4th race is entry of Ariyoshi, Zakkiyama, Morita and Otake
You can do it!
Ariyoshi, you said you wanted to be champion
Don't say that
I want to be champion
Don't say that
I can't watch you
Ariyoshi!
How about you, Morita?
I want to be the representative of Mork
Don't say that
How about you, Morita?
I'll do my best
Don't say that
I'll win for sure
Don't say that
Zakkiyama-san
I'll win for sure
I'm watching you
How about you, Otake?
I lost last year and the year before
What did you say?
I'll say it
Atsushi-san
Otake also played catcher in softball
Really?
I don't have softball experience
You have physique
You have physique because you work out
I want to see it
Can you do it?
Please do it
What is it like?
Nice
Do you have any other dance?
It's been only two years
Excuse me?
What is it like?
It's like Morita used to do "kosakku" dance
I've never done it
Wait a minute
Can you stop it?
Laugh a little more!
It's too much
The race starts
On your marks
Get set
Go! Go! Go!
He did it!
He got off. He's so slow
He's faster than I thought
He's faster?
I think he's faster
Thank you. You were fast
I'm serious
You said you didn't do anything
I did
I'm second and third
You scared me
I've never been second and third
I'm really first
You're so slow
Cossack dance
The damage of the cossack dance
You're so slow
The damage of the cossack dance
I'm happy I beat you
I'm happy I'm happy
It's a time right?
If you were second, you would have been second
You were so fast
Why did you say that?
Shibata did it last year
He did his best
It's okay
Just wait
The second place is Ariyoshi
I'm second
Ariyoshi
The second place Ariyoshi
Ariyoshi
Momo
- Ota! - Ota!
How do you feel?
I'm really determined to stay in the finals and fight against Ota.
I see.
I want to be number one!
Really?
I'll ask him again.
Ota, how do you feel?
I'm really happy to win and stay in the finals.
I want to go home and hug my wife
- Shin - Shin!
- What are you doing? - Why do you keep saying "Shin"?
- Shin! - Shin!
- Listen to me one more time - Shin!
Mr. Ota, how do you feel?
It's really...
It's too fast and you might burn your feet, so be careful
- Shin - Shin!
- Shin!
Mr. Higashibukura, are you confident?
Yes, I think it's the fastest to reach the finish line
- Excuse me, I'm already married - It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter!
- It doesn't matter - It doesn't matter
- It's fun
Next up is Mr. Shimota, who won the grand prize in the last event
- Mr. Shimota! - Mr. Shimota!
Everyone is looking forward to it, Mr. Shimota
But I'm not serious about it yet
- Of course - Of course
- This is the qualifying round - That's right
Lastly, Mr. Atsushi, how do you feel about this year's finish line?
I challenged myself to improve my home circuit
- Again? - Isn't it going to be boring?
- Who taught you? - Did you learn it from a professional teacher?
Yes, I was taught and now I'm standing here
I think I can show you something completely different from what I've done before
- I'm looking forward to it - Me too
- But you won't be able to drive at full throttle from the beginning - Of course we won't!
Will he be able to improve his home circuit this time?
Get ready
Set
Go
He's fast
What's going on?
He's going up
He didn't look at me at all
It was a close battle
It was a good battle
Thank you for your hard work
Did you go around?
It's slower than last year
You should change it
The last one is Mr. Shibata
Shibata san
Otake san
Otake san was faster
I was serious
He passed me so he is not my opponent
How was Otake san's driving?
I felt sorry for Mr. Shibata san
It was crazy
I felt it was the difference between me and him
Shibata san
Otake san
Shibata san
He's the worst
The last one is "Higashibukuro san"
Higashibukuro san
Everybody was right about Mr. Shibata
Higashibukuro san
I'm glad I won
Machi san
My heart is pounding
Machi san
We should stop doing that
If we get something go wrong we can just say it
You are always like that
I can't move
Don't come
It's not a bad home
It's not bad
He is an amateur
He is a sports manager
Atsushi
Shibata
Atsushi
Shibata
Atsushi
The best time to advance to the final is...
Kuritani-san!
Cool!
What do you mean "cool"?
You are cool
You are cool, you are a sportsman
To be honest, I wasn't good at shaking hands
But I can win for sure
Let's do it
I'm looking forward to the final
It was so close
You took one more step, Arios-san
I don't regret it
It was a good race
There should be a difference
The final is Kuritani and these six
This year's speed kings are...
Who are they?
It's been a year since I did this
Your face is too big
My face is big?
Rohwer Sports Test
The next race is Pitching Survival
They pitch to the panel 15 meters away
Only those who hit it will go to the next stage
The target gets smaller and smaller and goes up over and over again
The focus is on Zakiyama, a former high school baseball player of Tsuchiya
And the winner, Arioshi and Nishimura
Let's start with Morita
How much experience do you have in baseball?
I used to play boys' baseball
Go for it!
It's too fast
I used to play boys' baseball
Since 4th grade
You played boys' baseball since 4th grade, didn't you?
Yes, for 6 years
Pull it harder!
Why?
It's big
Go for it!
Yes!
Morita won!
I'm so nervous
Next is
Tomoshige with experience in armift
Here we go
Go for it!
It fell down
It didn't come off
You're supposed to say it
It didn't come off
Next is
Higashibukuro
How much experience do you have in baseball?
I used to play for 9 years
9 years?
How about a mat like this?
It's like my woman's strike zone
Don't say that
Here we go
Are you sure about this?
Go for it!
It's okay
Next is
Tabuchi with experience in softball
Should I do it like this?
Yes, like that.
Like this?
It's special.
Is it special?
I'm a great catcher.
I don't want to play against you again.
My heart is still pounding.
It's your turn, Tabuchi.
Concentrate!
It's in!
I told you!
It's in!
Wait a minute!
It would have been better if you caught it.
Next up is Noh, a 50-meter finalist.
Power!
Nice muscles!
Power!
Let's go.
Power!
Go!
It's in!
It's a loose ball.
After that, Kano and Onata.
Nice!
Katamari, an air staircase in the first three rounds.
Nice!
And the 50-meter finalist,
Otake, cleared it.
Next up is the long-coat daddy,
Usagi-tan.
Isn't it Takeyama-san?
It's almost Takeyama-san.
Is it Takeyama-san?
It's in!
It's Takeyama-san!
Takeyama-san, I don't like you saying that!
Next up, Kuritan from Kakaro.
Have you played baseball before?
No, but I'm a sports car driver.
I've only played sports since high school.
Sports car?
You were popular, weren't you?
Yes.
Really?
No, but when I was about 20 and became a Yankee, I played a little.
I can't do it.
I can't do it when I become a Yankee.
What are you doing?
Let me do it.
You can do it!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Yankee!
It's in!
It comes back like this.
Does that happen?
It comes back like this.
What is that?
I've never seen anything like it.
Next up, Fujimatsu-san.
It's in!
We're watching you, too!
Watch out, Plate!
Watch out!
Who's turning off the lights?!
If Charlie Sheen doesn't do it, we won't know what's going on!
Charlie Sheen's "Wild Thing" and "Wild Thing" is used by Oni Tatsushi, and Oni Tatsushi is the one who turns off the lights!
Don't explain everything!
What are you doing?!
If you explain it like that...
"Wild Thing" and "Wild Thing" is used by Oni Tatsushi, and Oni Tatsushi is the one who turns off the lights!
That's Oni Tatsushi!
Let's do it!
Focus!
Focus! Focus!
Who's doing it?!
Who?!
It's up to you!
It doesn't happen at the release point.
It definitely doesn't.
Are you in?
I'm in.
What's wrong with you?!
Hey!
Stop it!
Who turned it on?!
Hurry up!
Are you looking for it?
Charlie Sheen!
Stop it, Charlie Sheen!
Charlie Sheen!
Stop it, Charlie Sheen!
After that, the number of people who dropped out was increasing.
Tsuji, who won the national championship in junior high school, also failed miserably.
In the meantime, Biking Nishimura ...
I'm glad I was 50 meters away, so I'm the winner candidate.
I think you're number one.
I won this year.
Are you winning this year?
I'm winning.
High school is important here, isn't it?
What did you say?
I just said "here".
"Here" is important.
"Here" is really important.
I said the name of high school.
Then I will go.
Go for it!
Monster.
What a day.
It was dangerous.
It's fast.
It was a little dangerous.
Next is Ota.
Go for it!
Should I jump on my back?
I see.
Can you do it?
But if you go up and throw it ...
Go up and throw it from above.
You can do it.
Let's do it.
Why?
You're disqualified.
Please break it.
You're disqualified.
Don't put it on me.
Next is Ryo.
Go for it!
Mr. Yamito.
Mr. Yamito doesn't exist.
Let's do it.
Go for it!
It was good.
It was stable.
And the finalist, Shibata, is 50 meters away.
I want to play a song.
Don't play that song.
Forget about it.
No, wait.
No, not "to the sky".
It was a big deal in a children's sports day.
What should I do?
It's not a big deal.
Please stop it.
The finalist is Shibata.
Let's do it.
I can do it.
It's light.
Oh, no.
Don't do that, Shibata.
The finalist has arrived.
Looking at that,
Mr. Zakiyama...
He's nervous.
This competition is always...
Don't be nervous.
I'll be nervous when I'm not nervous.
What are you looking at?
Is he gonna make it this time?
He looks different now
Look at his face
Watch out for the plate
What did you say?
I didn't say anything
You didn't say anything?
Don't say that
Watch out for the plate
I'm really nervous
Can he show his skills?
It's his first challenge in a year
You look scared
Let's go
It's his first attempt
Watch out for the plate
He made it this year
He made it
I'm so happy
He made it
Next up is Ariyoshi
I'm so happy too
Didn't I go all the way home last year?
You won twice
Ariyoshi, thanks to your know-how, we decided who's gonna pitch in Hiroshima
The pitching here is highly rated
In Hiroshima?
It's Ariyoshi's turn
Let's go
Watch out!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Sorry, but we don't have it.
At last, Atsushi.
Are you confident?
But you can do it about three times
It's hard but you can do it
Are you doing it?
You look like a woman
Let's do it
Don't make fun of me
You always do like this
I want you to prove it
Shut up
I want you to prove it
You always do like this
I don't make fun of anyone
I'm sitting
It's a grenade
You hit it
I can't respect you
I was where you aimed at
Why did you aim there?
First stage, 180cm, 11 people cleared
The bat is getting smaller, 120cm
How is it?
It looks smaller
But it was still in this frame
Let's go with "molk"
You can only throw "molk"
"molk" like this
120cm
How is it?
Wait, wait.
That's it?
That's fast.
What do you mean fast?
It's okay.
Tsusui Tenno.
Go, Doda-chan.
He's always like that.
Hickson.
Hickson?
Let's go.
He's so low.
Goal.
Can he win?
He missed it.
That's too bad.
It's no good.
Tsusui Tenno.
Go, Doda-chan.
Kato and Sari-chan are watching you.
Good evening.
They're so polite.
Sari-chan.
She won't say it.
She doesn't want to say it.
What about Saki-chan's turn?
Saki-chan's turn?
That's it.
He can't say it.
I was so nervous when I thought she was watching me.
Why?
I didn't know she was watching me.
After the show,
I wrote something on social media.
I thought it would be fun.
Do you always say it?
Yes, I always say it.
What's wrong with you?
From here, it's a big change.
East black team failed consecutively and haven't succeeded yet
But Otake's challenge
Monja's future depends on you
Monja's future depends on me
Save Tsukishima
I'll save Tsukishima
I'm doing fine without you
I'll save Kitamachi
Kitamachi
Monja
Go
What's up Monja?
Go
He's nervous
It's always here
What's up Monja?
Kitamachi is over
He's repeating himself
Kitamachi is over
Next is Katamari
I think we can do it
If we clear this, we can win
Leave it to me
He's a savior
How did you clear it?
I don't remember it
The kid who didn't stand out in class was actually an expert
The earth is hanging over Katamari
Let's do it
It's hard
How was it?
He wasn't an expert
If you work hard, you can do it
Can you do it again?
No
Why did you give up?
If you work hard, you can do it
You push yourself toward your goal
Can you do it again?
No
He's so polite
I know it's hard but I can't do it
It's said in the past that you have to put your heart and soul into it
Can you do it again?
No
Don't give up
Next up is the candidate for champion, Nishimura
No one has succeeded yet
He's 120cm tall
Go for it!
Let's do it!
Nishimura's challenge
He's fast!
He's so good!
He's running!
He's cool!
Can he hit a ball?
If you clear this, you can win the lottery
You can win the lottery
The future of dark business depends on you
No, it depends on you!
You should shut up!
Go for it!
He did it!
He can do it!
He did it!
He can do it!
Now, Zakiyama
Let's go, Zakiyama!
Don't cheer for him! Don't cheer for him!
He's nervous, so he's thinking about winning
He's wearing the black glove we saw earlier
It's a hallucination
It's important!
You mess up at important moments like this
That's right!
Be careful!
You're going to lose
I know, right?
You're definitely not going to win
Don't focus!
Don't focus on your opponent!
Don't get numb! It's okay!
You're not playing at all!
I'm not getting numb
You're not getting numb?
Can't you get numb?
Isn't it a rose bag?
Can you get numb?
He can't get numb!
You can't do it!
Why can't you do it?
Why did you say that?
Only at that moment
Go!
You can do it!
Wow!
Yes!
Wow!
You can do it!
He's so nervous!
He's been suspicious of me since I changed my grade.
It's suspicious.
It's better for you to relax enough to play a joke and throw it.
No, no, no!
I used to play a joke, but I couldn't get nervous.
This is the first time!
It's too early.
It's better for you to play a joke and throw it.
No, no, no!
Atsushi got a chance to win.
It's too early!
Only you two have succeeded so far!
What?
Atsushi, you got a chance to win!
Atsushi, you got a chance!
You got a chance!
Let's start Atsushi's challenge.
Go ahead!
With a tornado.
With a mini-tornado.
It made me really angry.
Why was it there?
Why?
Isn't it the same as a tornado?
Why was it there?
Why did you hit it there?
But the ball was fast, wasn't it?
No, it wasn't fast!
Was it too fast?
The panel got even smaller and it's 90 centimeters.
Will they be able to score a goal?
First of all, Monster Ishimura.
What do you think, Ishimura?
If they can score a goal, it's highly likely they'll win.
It's highly likely.
Let's go!
I want to score a goal!
Both teams are likely to win.
Here we go.
Ishimura, you can do it!
Concentrate!
Go!
You can do it!
Please, Ishimura!
You can do it!
Go!
He got a chance!
If Ryo can score a goal, he'll win.
Ryo!
Even though it's his own show, Ryo hasn't been noticed in any sports tests.
Ryo is in the lead!
The chance has come!
Will he be able to make use of it?
Now, Ryo, will you win by yourself?
I'll do my best!
Let's do it!
Go for it!
Go for it, Ryo!
Go for it!
Show me your cool jump!
He did it!
Ryo did it!
He did it!
It doesn't matter!
It's the old men's team!
He did it!
Well done!
Happy new year!
It doesn't matter!
Pitching survival.
The result is as shown in the drama.
The runner up is Nishimura.
Shibata, who is aiming for a double overtime, is in a pinch.
The locker sports test.
The 50m final is finally here!
The finalists are these six.
One, two, three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
Ten!
The locker sports test.
The 50m final is finally here!
First place, Majira's team.
They're aiming for first place in a match.
Second place, Kansa's team.
Will they be defeated by Speed Kings?
Third place, Viking Nishimura's team.
Why are they so fast?
Fourth place, Jump's team.
They're aiming for second place in a match.
5th place, Untouchable Shibata. Will he make it to the next round at his oldest age?
6th place, Kakano Nikuritani. Will he make it from second place in the qualifiers to the national tournament?
Yes!
Noda-san, what do you think of the final?
The weather is getting worse and I'm getting cold.
Wear it!
Can I wear it?
No one said anything.
No, it's definitely better to wear it.
Ogata-san.
Yes!
It's the final.
I told my wife and children that I would go and come back.
Did you say "nice to meet you" to your wife and children?
I didn't say it.
Let's say it!
Nice to meet you, wife and children.
I'll say "hot pot" to you.
He'll say "hot pot" to you.
Both of you are "husband and wife."
Nice to meet you!
He said "husband and wife."
Monster Nishimura.
I've never won against "couple".
I want to win against "married couples" only.
But you have many rivals like Shibata-chan and Ogata-san.
That's right.
I only have rivals.
That's what I'm saying.
Now, "husband and wife"-san.
To be honest, I wasn't able to concentrate in the preliminaries.
I'll do my best here.
I see.
Shibata-chan!
Yes!
You have a lot on your plate.
Honestly, I'm irritated by people who get excited and thin in a track and field competition like this.
I don't know what you're doing.
Do you really want to win that badly?
What are you doing?
I don't know what you're doing.
I know what you're doing.
I know what you're doing, but I don't know what you're doing.
What are you doing?
To "Couple"-san.
I'm going to shake hands with "Fuufu"-san.
I feel like I'm going to burn.
You feel like you're going to burn, don't you?
I don't like it.
Hey!
You're sloppy.
I don't know why.
Ada Hironaka
Yes.
Who do you think is in this group?
I think it's "Noda"-san.
You look young.
"Hironaka Ada" is "Noda"-san.
Is "Noda"-kun the youngest?
No, it's me.
It's "Kuritani"-san.
"Kuritani"-san is the youngest.
"Kuritani"-san!
"Kuritani"-chan, please cheer for him.
"Kuritani"-san, good luck!
- He's on the right side of the goal! - On the right!
The Final!
Who will cut the goal tape the fastest?
- One, two, and then... - Start!
Ready...
- Ah! - He's fast!
He's fast!
He threw it!
Ah!
I don't know
What's going on?
Shiba-chan or Otake?
Is this video stable or Shiba-san?
It's video stable
It looked like Otake wrapped it up
What happened to you?
I couldn't reach it
How about you Shiba-chan?
I felt like I was wrapped up
Really?
The 3rd and 4th places were also close
The 1st and 2nd places are so close you can't tell unless you watch it on VTR
I'm announcing
The 1st place is
Shiba-chan!
Wow!
Otake had a chin.
Chin?
Oh, I see.
It's just this part.
Shibata was faster in cutting the goal with his chest.
I see.
Oh, I'm disappointed.
He cut it with his chin.
Ota-kun was faster in qualifying, but Kuri-chan was faster.
That's right.
Kuri-chan is amazing.
She's growing.
We had Chihiro-naka-san's support, too.
She's getting stronger.
Oh!
I like her.
I like her, too.
Kuri-chan-san.
You were very cool, weren't you?
How about it?
You are cheating!
You are not cool!
You are cheating!
I haven't been seen naked by a woman for the first time.
You took it off!
You are a pervert!
Shibata won by a one-hundredth of a second difference.
They're back in the fight against each other.
The next competition is "Run and Jump High".
Heart rate, lower body muscle strength are required.
Lack of exercise appears frequently.
The winning candidate is Fukada, who had a fierce battle earlier.
Last time, this event's top 47-year-old Shiba won.
The otakus won simultaneously.
She jumped back and won first place and second place in a row.
In addition, she added a new member and won a total of five times in a row.
Now, before we go to the competition, let's have Hironaka-chan fly as a demonstration.
She is an announcer who can debate.
We set it to the lowest height when girls fly. 95 centimeters.
Let's go!
The competition starts from 115 centimeters. If you fail, you will be eliminated immediately.
Now, the top batter is Shige Tomo.
Yes!
Go for it!
For now, there is nothing good about it, so I would like to take it back.
Amethyst also jumps.
Amethyst jumps!
At the end of the touchdown.
You have nothing to do with Amethyst anymore.
It's tough!
Let's go for it! Shige Tomo's challenge!
You will definitely fail!
Go for it!
Can you do it?
You did it!
Next is Zazie!
We will always be together!
Zazie!
We will always be with you and Yoshimoto!
That's right!
So we will never go into the dark!
We won't go into the dark!
No, we definitely won't go!
I see.
Let's do it!
Go for it!
Go, Nakayama!
What the hell is that?!
It's heavy!
What the hell is that?!
It's heavy!
What the hell is that?!
Kenno Tsutsui!
You can do it!
That's enough!
You can do it!
Monster jump!
You can do dunk!
Be careful of your legs.
I'm not good with one leg.
Can you use your muscles to jump?
Go!
You can do it!
Can you use your muscles?
It's heavy.
You can do dunk!
You're not good with one leg.
You're not tall.
Next is Shiba.
It's low.
Shiba can't do it?
It's not good.
You can do it!
You have to do it seriously.
It's hard.
You have to do it seriously.
It's hard.
Next is Kakaro and Kuritani.
Say something to them, Hirodaka.
I want to see you flying.
I'm sorry. I'm shy.
Let's do it.
115 centimeters!
You can do it!
Very low!
Cool!
You almost did it!
I did it!
Um...
Oh my...
Time difference!
Next up is Kano!
Is the descent short?
It's a 115 centimeters challenge!
I want to fly high because I think I have wings on my back!
Cool!
The descent is a little...
The descent...
Isn't the descent short?
Um...
It's a little hard to say "400 centimeters" after eating!
I didn't say "400 centimeters"!
Let's go!
Kano Ekou's challenge!
Spread it out!
If it's not enough...
You can do it!
Spread it out!
I'll do it!
Oh! You did it!
You can do it!
Go!
You can do it!
Your wings are a little short.
My wings are getting wet.
Ikemen has completely turned into Kuritani.
You won't do ramen again, will you?
I'll give up if I can.
You can do it, can't you?
Which one of us is Ikemen?
Here you go!
Ramen, tsukemen, me, Ikemen, okay!
Nice!
I've seen it before.
Lemon, ramen, tsukemen, me, Ikemen, okay!
Nice, nice!
Kuritani's is better.
Isn't it great? Tell me!
Look at me, everyone!
Side view, front view, me, Ikemen, okay!
All right, all right, look at me!
Side view, front view, me, front view!
What would you like to drink?
Lemon tea, milk tea, me, beauty, okay!
I didn't know there was such a thing!
What would you like to drink?
Lemon tea, milk tea, me, beauty, okay!
Side view, front view, me, Ikemen, okay!
Does it have "Intel" in it?
Does it have "me" in it?
Okay!
You don't know!
You don't know, but you don't know!
With that, Fuji is up next!
Be careful over there!
Watch out!
Are you okay?
I can't see!
Why do you have to do it like that?
I'll take longer than expected!
You're taking a lot!
Swing, swing!
Isn't this dangerous?
Behind you!
Don't touch me!
Are you shaking?
Let's go!
Watch out! Are you okay?
Are you okay?
There was something there, right?
It's accelerating!
Are you okay?
You can do it!
Are you frustrated?
I'm frustrated!
There was something there!
Watch out!
There was something there, right?
Zakiyama.
Nishimura.
Ryo, who won the pitching survival competition, also failed.
Meanwhile, long court daddy, Usagi...
- Zakiyama, look behind you. - I know where you are.
It's Usagi!
- Zakiyama, look behind you. - It's Usagi!
Let's go. 115 centimeters!
- Usagi, stop it! - Stop it!
It's definitely red.
- Ryo lost. - Ryo lost?
- Here's your cash. - Cash?
- Ryo lost. - Yes, Ryo lost.
- Here's your cash. - Cash?
- It's expensive. - It's 25,000 yen.
It's expensive!
I don't have it!
- I don't have 25,000 yen. - You have it!
Next up is the president of Japan, Ketsuru.
Nadar said he'd pitch.
- Nadar... - Nagura-san?
Nagura-san?
Nagura-san said it.
- Nagura-san said it. - Nagura-san...
Nagura-san, what are you?
I don't know what you're saying!
- Ketsu! - Ketsu?
- Isn't it too close? - Is it okay?
It's definitely red, right?
- It's red! - It's red!
- What does it mean?
- It's red! - It's red!
Next up is partner, Tsuji.
- Yabaka, Yutaka... - I'm counting on you!
- Can they clear this? - Let's go!
- Let's go!
Go!
- They cleared it! - Good job!
- That was easy! - That was easy!
- Finish! - Finish!
Next up is Morita
Morita
Tamo san
You are fast
Morita
Tamo san
Morita
Tamo san
Morita
You can do it!
Come on!
Go!
Morita
You know?
It's over?
Too fast
You're fast
Oh my
It's over?
Is it over?
What did you do?
Goal!
It's crazy
You should have said "goal"
I couldn't say it
Ariyoshi
Ariyoshi is good at flying
He's good at flying every time
Go beyond Lone Harrow bar
Please say something
Thank you!
Ariyoshi
Go beyond Lone Harrow bar
Let's go
Seriously?
You can do it
You have to fly with this
You can do it
Go beyond Lone Harrow bar
What is that?
What are you doing?
Can you dodge Ariya san's back jump?
I can't dodge anything
Let's do it
Make it bigger
You are fighting with a stick
You look like you are fighting with a stick
What are you doing?
You can't do it
The rule is to lie down
You can't do it
Lie down
You can do it
You can't do it
Fly!
That was fast
Otake
Ogata
Shibata cleared it easily
Meanwhile, Atsushi's challenge
Atsushi, do your best
Atsushi san, are you confident?
I always clear this
Atsushi san's challenge
It's heavy
The 115cm clear is only 7 people
From here, it's a 5cm jump of 120cm
First, Tomoshige
Show me what you've got
I'm going, Tomoshige
Go for it
Not scary at all
What was that just now?
Next up is Kritani
I can see that you like Hironaka-chan
Let's have Hironaka-chan say something
Fly 120cm please!
Go for it!
Tenta-senpai, Tenta-senpai
Go for it!
Let's go for it, Kritani
Go for it!
Feel the wind
Fly, fly, fly!
So cool!
Can you not do Hironaka-san's thing anymore?
Why?
I'll do it as I like
Shut up
I get nervous and can't fly anymore
Don't lie
You could fly because of Hironaka-chan's support
If I win this
I want you to hold my hand where no one is looking
No way!
No way?
Just holding hands?
No problem at all?
If you win?
If you win, you'll hold my hand?
Just holding hands is fine?
Go for it!
After that, it was over
Tsuji
Ogata
Otake cleared it!
The last one is Shibata with full throttle!
A little more, a little more
In front of Tatsuta station, Crystal Plaza Power!
You're good at that!
The best!
The offer is Crystal Plaza Power!
Wow, that's amazing!
It's my first time getting that offer!
No, but you're stopping, aren't you?
Well, let's go!
Let's do it!
Shibata's challenge!
You can do it!
And...
Are you okay?
It's just a jump!
That's good, that's good!
So, these six people are left!
And the bar is 5cm higher, 125cm!
First of all, Crystal, who can never lose!
If you win, I promise you I'll hold your hand!
She's flying!
You can do it!
Go!
Love!
It's love!
It looks like it's real!
It's good!
It's really good!
Next up is the president of Japan, Tsuji!
Let's do it!
You can do it!
Wow!
Good job!
Ass!
You have a bad ass!
I'm going to change my name to "ass" too.
Ass and ass...
It's like we're one!
We're not!
Next up is the president of Japan, Ohta!
What do you think?
You can do it!
It's high, isn't it?
You can do it!
It's high!
It hit his back!
I told you, it hit his back!
It hit his back, didn't it?
Let's do a double jump again!
It hit his back's hump, didn't it?
Next is Ogata!
President of Japan!
Ogata, president of Japan!
Let's do it!
It's high, isn't it?
You can do it!
It's high!
You can do it!
Ogata, president of Japan!
Next is Ohta!
Thank you!
Ohta, thank you!
He changed it!
He changed the gag!
You can do it!
Ohta, you can do it!
She did it
She's too kind
It's too low
Measure it
You're noisy
10 steps
She's going faster than before
It's too long
Chiba-chan's challenge
Speed up
The wind is strong
She's good
Her legs go up
It's too long
Are you okay?
I don't need it
The battle for first place was decided by these four
Again, this year's high jump champion is
The battle for first place was decided by these four
The bar is 5cm higher, 130cm
Let's start with Kuritani
You can do it
If you win, hold hands in a hidden place
I'm counting on you
If you can jump, you'll win
Kuritani's challenge
I'm shaking
I'm frustrated
It was so close
Is it over?
They might lose sight of themselves
What?
It's scary
How do you feel?
We still have to win together
You won't say you won together?
I won't say I won together
He said it himself
What does that mean?
I won't say I won together
He's so cool
After that, Ogata won
Otake won
And Shibata
I've been working hard for 2 years and 3 months
Hidako
Don't say "Hidako"
Let's go
It's like you're flying
It's windy
So close
His legs are up
The wind is blowing the bar
The bar fell and Ogata and Otake are in trouble
The bar is 3cm higher and it's 133cm
How's the height?
It's very high
You can do it
You want to fly first and put pressure on Otake
Let's start Ogata's challenge
Go
You can do it
Eat, eat, eat
Go, go, go
I'm so happy
Go
Sports!
I like sports!
He's so happy
I'm so happy
They're getting pressure every day
You can do it
They're getting pressure every day
You can do it
What do you think about the bar's height?
Even 3 centimeters it's ...
Not at all
... not at all
3 centimeters have been a big impact
You should be the finalist!
Is there a finalist for Bamboo Shooter?
There is!
Let's go!
You can do it!
All-or-nothing challenge
All-or-nothing
Go for it
Wow
It looks good
All-or-nothing
They're waving their hands
Blue-faced
Blue-faced Kagemitsu
「Kageodai」
The first pitch continues.
The bar is 135 centimeters higher than 2 centimeters.
The bus goes first, Ogata.
Sports! Sports! I like sports! I like sports!
45 years old.
Pouncer Ogata.
Will he be able to clear and put pressure on Otake?
Let's go!
You can do it!
You can't lose!
You can do it!
Sports! Go! Go!
Go!
He did it!
Sports! Sports! I like! I like sports!
I like! I like!
I am!
Who are you?!
Sports!
I am! I am!
I am sports!
Amazing, Ogata!
I like Monja.
Who are you?!
I am Monja!
Monja!
It's Monja!
It's better to say "sports" than "monja"
If Otake fails, Ogata wins.
Sports or Monja!
I like it!
Feel it!
Think of Monja's height.
I can't fly high even if I want to think of his height.
Turn it over! Turn it over!
It's in the way!
Turn it over!
Mix it! Mix it!
Mix it!
Good!
Pour it in there!
Mix it!
It's good!
Let's go!
We're getting on the boat
Bonja is ready, all we have to do is fly
Let's go!
What's that?
Bonja is ready, all we have to do is fly
Let's go!
Otake's challenge!
Let's go!
It's high today
He did it!
He's not giving up!
He's not shaking his hands!
He's shaking his belly!
He doesn't back down even for a second
The bar is increased by 2 centimeters and is now 137 centimeters.
Now, Ogata, will you be able to jump first and put pressure on Otake?
Yes.
Let's do it.
Let's do it!
Ogata's challenge.
Go, go!
Go, Ogata!
High!
Go, Ogata!
Ogachi!
I can jump!
It's high, right?
Go, go!
But it's high.
Wow!
Yes!
Thank you!
Thank you! It's higher now!
It's high!
Concentrate!
Everyone, everyone, please raise your spirits!
Concentrate, Ogata!
If you think about it, sports is amazing!
That's right!
If you think about it, sports is amazing!
Please say something to sports!
It's amazing.
Thank you!
Thank you for everything!
It's high.
Otake!
Is Otake like this?
Otake is not like this!
You're good!
Which is better, sports or Otake?
Otake!
You only say Otake!
Otake!
137 centimeters.
Ogata is flying.
How will Otake do?
Let's go!
Otake's challenge!
Go, Otake!
Go!
Go, go!
You're good!
Wow!
You're good!
It flew!
Otake!
It's not
Otake!
It's not
Otake!
It's not
Will it be decided? The bar is a large 140cm.
First, the large one. Will he be able to clear it and put pressure on the otakeru?
Let's do it! The large one!
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
Wow!
He did it!
The timing was just right!
It was either a limit or a sport!
This is also a sport!
I see!
This is also a sport!
You can do it!
I want to do it!
If possible, I want to win alone!
I want to prove that flying is better than playing sports!
That's right!
Why are you running like a sportsman?
It's not like that!
140cm!
It's a little high!
If possible, I want to win alone!
I also support you!
Go for it!
It's high, isn't it?
Show me your bar!
Otakeru!
I'll show you my bar!
Will Otakeru win alone?
Big one and same time winner?
Result is...
Please, Otakeru!
Go for it!
Can you do it?
Go for it!
Yeah!
Double handshake!
Go for it!
Yeah!
Double handshake!
It's flying!
It tastes different!
It must be delicious!
It flies well!
It flies well because it's careful!
It feels like we came to the factory together!
The winner is...
Otakeru!
Go for it!
Awesome!
Otakeru won the fierce battle!
Is it a one-step lead in the overall championship competition?
Follow-up is a new competition "Bubble Sumo"
Enter the bubble and push each other on the surface of the earth.
The one who falls first will lose.
Tournament match with eight competitors.
The overall competition will be greatly reduced.
First round match.
Otakeru vs. Noda.
I'm sure I won't lose.
If anything happens, I'll be fine with everyone.
Awesome!
That's a lot of enthusiasm!
Muscle vs. Monger.
Muscle is better than Monger.
Will Monger win?
Ready...
Go!
He's strong!
Noda wins!
Noda is really strong!
He's strong!
I don't remember what happened.
But I got kicked out in the first round.
I tried to hold out in the second round, but I couldn't.
I was already down.
That's how strong I was.
I might be the strongest in the world.
Are you confident?
Macho Noda advances to the semi-final.
First round, second match.
Noda vs. Ogata.
There are many discoveries.
It's low.
He's good!
Ogata pushes him in.
He couldn't go in.
Ogata wins!
Ogata and Noda advance to the semi-final.
The semi-final is decided.
First round, third match.
Shibata vs. Kuribayashi.
They talked about how they feel about you.
I'm also a little bit upset.
You can do it!
I'm going to...
I'm going to pick you up.
He's going to pick her up.
He's going to pick up Noda.
Discovery!
It's low!
Shibata is taken back.
Shibata!
Kuritani wins!
Kuritani is getting closer and closer to the final.
No conditions! No conditions! No conditions!
Kuritani advances to the semi-final with no conditions.
The first round is over. It's Artshi vs Kano.
In the past, in the water race...
Artshi has repeatedly won against Kano.
In a bubble, power difference doesn't matter.
Technique is important.
Every time we have a sports competition...
Artshi's respect for Kano is diminishing.
What are you going to do about it?
That's what you always say.
What are you going to do about it? It doesn't matter if you win or lose.
That's enough.
It doesn't matter if you win or lose.
That's enough.
It doesn't matter if you win or lose.
Artshi, are you going to give up this time?
Ready? Go!
Hey!
Are you okay, Atsushi?
Kano-san wins the 4th match!
What are you doing?!
He's starting to sigh.
Hey! He's starting to sigh.
Stop whining!
Let me fight you!
I know you dodged slowly to the left, so I'm going to attack you straight.
Didn't you dodge quickly?
I dodged slowly to the left.
I dodged slowly to the side and tried to attack you, but you didn't attack me at all.
When I noticed it, you attacked me.
I only hit you with a jab.
So, these four will be the semi-finalists.
First, Noda versus Ogata.
I really don't feel like losing.
Hey!
Mr. Ogata.
Mr. Ogata is strong.
I'm very confident!
And as I said, I'm from Tokyo.
Really?
It's my first time in Tokyo, so...
And you're the only one left.
Let's see who's the strongest.
And we'll decide it today.
Who will advance to the final?
Ready?
Ogata!
Go!
Ogata slipped.
He went from below.
Ogata wins!
I won!
Maybe I'm not that strong.
Who will advance to the final?
Kano versus Kuritani.
Kano.
Yes?
I want you to show everyone how strong we were in the preliminaries.
No, no, no.
It's not even a warm-up.
I still think it's just a warm-up.
You don't have to use honorifics.
I think it's just a warm-up.
You're not the host.
Go get some takoyaki at Dotonbori.
Why Dotonbori?
Kuritani, you can do it!
7
Is there a message for Hironaka-san?
Don't wash your hands and wait for me.
What does that mean?
Who will advance to the final?
8th place.
Go!
What is the reason for losing?
Well, my heart is sick.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know.
Come on.
I know.
Come on.
I don't know.
It's the final.
Kushiku and Momoyagi will compete against each other.
The star of the past.
I can do it alone.
It's me!
I'm the first one.
The first one is already in the lead.
The second one is always competing with each other.
It's me!
Who will be the second one?
OK, get ready...
He made it!
A big turn!
A sticky corner!
Again, a good turn!
A big turn!
Kano wins!
At first, I thought I would win.
But I let my guard down.
I thought sports tests were just for show.
But I finally made it!
Continuity is power.
It's perfect for my hot body and rain.
Kano won again.
On the other hand, Shibata and Otake lost.
The battle for overall victory is chaotic.
It's time for the final event, relay race.
The total distance is about 50 meters.
Before the race, the most important battle practice for both teams.
The points will be added up for each winning team.
This will have a big impact on the battle for overall victory.
Red team, Atsushi, what do you think?
No problem!
I'm begging you.
Please go in front of me.
I'll go in front of you.
What kind of advice is that?
The first round is throat and teeth.
Almost the same.
The second round is throat and mouth.
In the red lead, the third round is otake and morita.
In the red lead, the fourth round is shibata and onnata.
It's finally time for the anchor to come out!
The anchor is Morita!
Congratulations!
Where did you come from?
Morita-san?
Wait, I was chosen because I was late
Look at the balance, I'm balancing it!
Look at the red and blue, I'm balancing it!
Our baton was really good!
The red team's baton was good!
Everyone's baton was beautiful!
Everyone's feelings were conveyed through the baton!
The assist team won!
And the overall results!
The overall winner is...
Otake-san!
I'm really happy about this!
You protected your hometown!
I protected my hometown!
I'm happy!
What are you doing?
Why are you waving your hands?
Double blue seaweed!
I don't need that much!
Here are the results!
2nd place, Ogata.
3rd place, Shibata.
5th place, Kurita.
Hironoka, Anato, Tetsunagi, Narazu.
Next, a professional skill and a miracle in the second half of the game.
First of all, Yoshizumi. What kind of change will you show us?
How was the shooting?
To be honest, I felt like I was going to be killed or killed.
I felt like I wouldn't choose it if it were me.
It was too opposite.
You felt like you were pulled out of a place you don't have?
That's a good thing.
The gap is good.
The bigger the gap, the better.
I'm good with my ears.
Also, I feel like I can do it without shaking.
Then, Yoshizumi, show us a miracle.
She's so cute!
She doesn't look like she's riding it, but since she has such long hair, it means she's riding it.
She's so cute!
She's an artist.
It's been a while since I last saw you.
This is really good.
Kurogyaru has also experienced it before.
It's really good.
Kurogyaru is the director of "Hiyake yareou ga natte gyarete".
I like this.
Thank you.
The sauna is getting heated up.
The three of you shouldn't be in the sauna.
You shouldn't be taking a break.
The TV in the sauna?
Can you get me some water?
Can you do an overlap?
But you two look good together.
You two are cute.
Anyway, I was told to dye my hair white, so I dyed it really white.
She dyed her hair white.
I'm going to erase my old hair.
But if you look at it like this, you can't tell at all.
You can't tell.
I think I took this picture at the end of the shoot.
When I asked who was the most quiet person,
someone's name came up first.
I haven't been able to say it yet.
When I was taking this picture, depending on the angle,
someone's face was round or big.
It was really confusing.
I was a little worried.
Oh, it's okay.
"It's different from the time of "who is who"."
So you know the name of the person who was pretty crazy?
I know.
No!
If the scene was really tense...
What's his name?
Tense scene.
Even if you say "something,"
you can't say "something."
You can't say his name?
If you know who it is, please tell me.
Okay.
Stand up and come out quietly.
This person is scary.
By the way, there is a picture before the miracle happened.
Here!
It's completely different!
Who is this?
It's lower than now.
It's true.
Yoshizumi is better.
This is a little bad.
About three years ago,
there was a person who sold bombs.
It was a really high-end store.
It was full of baskets.
It's amazing that you took it from there.
That's right.
This is really cute!
I think you can get it.
What?
Don't you think you can get it?
Can you get it?
What?
No, the emperor.
The emperor?
It's okay.
You can't just eat the gold and silver.
No, no, no.
Yoshizumi's favorite picture was released as a clear file.
In conclusion, 2021 "the w" champion, Oda Ueda Ueda!
When I was called, I shouted, "I want to go alone!"
But in this picture, I said, "Let's go together!"
Is that the theme?
It's a lot of love.
Now, Oda Ueda Ueda!
Here is one miracle!
Cute!
Curly eyes!
Healthy face!
That's right!
But you look sad.
You look sad.
No, I had this castle built.
When I was building it, I said, "Let's get rid of the steps!"
I've been told like urban development.
I said, "Let's get rid of the steps!"
It's like a barrier.
I can't hear half of the frequency.
Why? Why? Why?
I've always said it out loud!
Please guide me!
No, it's not a rope. It's a tape.
I'm sorry. I didn't choose a rope.
I didn't choose a rope. It's a rope!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You'll die!
I'm sorry.
It's only been a miracle since it ended.
I've never said it before.
I said, "Let's bite it off!"
What?
Oh, you're starting to realize it, aren't you?
Excuse me!
You're in my way! Let me out!
I'm not "zero" muscle man!
Why do you know only this?!
Why do you know only "zero" muscle man?!
To make you look thin,
I drew you with different staffs because you're too tall.
I wanted you to look like "nininbaori" (Japanese comedian)
Who said that?!
I drew you like "nininbaori"
Is it allowed?!
It's okay!
By the way, please look at the picture before "miracle" happens.
Here!
Look!
He's doing a calorie commercial!
What do you mean "calorie commercial"?
Is there anyone holding an axe?
If you hold an axe, you'll be "zero" too!
If you sing "lalala", you'll be "zero" too!
Now, from the picture before "miracle" happens
So you have to watch "Home from Miracle" by yourself.
Thank you for your hard work, everyone.
She is growing up.
It's been 20 years already.
Her arms are different.
She is cute.
She is 1204 years old.
Her arms are different.
This is not good.
This is a failure.
These are the items she made of photos she took in Ueda.
Which one is it?
I don't need a celebrity's commercial!
That's good!
Excuse me!
Can I have that pie?
By the way, you two took a picture together.
It's cute!
It's kind of cute, isn't it?
It's like an acrylic mouth.
You can do it, can't you?
What's with this hairstyle?
Are you using someone else's lips?
No, I'm not! How do you do it?
How do you do it?
I don't know.
The staff's lips.
The shooting itself took about one or two hours.
Oh, this too?
I was told to stay in this position and shoot from this distance, but...
I can't see you!
It's been five years since their last shoot.
I clearly remember the last one.
Wearing glasses and having long hair.
What is it?
It's a hit! It's a hit!
What?
It's a hit!
The person who lost everything is staring at the river.
Is there life after this?
There's one more.
He's drooling.
It's a pity.
Then, the miracle of IWAO is this!
What is it?
It's a miracle of IWAO!
But, it's not sharp, right?
The chin and all.
Yes, the line of the chin.
What's going on with the chin?
It's like...
Tape.
Black tape.
Ah!
It's true!
It's not tight, but it's soft.
It's a breastfeeding!
It's not breastfeeding, but...
Will you paint it?
You say you want to paint only this part, right?
A comment from the cameraman.
I've been worried about this since the day before to avenge the past.
However, I felt that Mr. Iwao's strong personality exploded and erasing his true self was a death threat.
That's right.
There is a picture of a miracle that seems to convey the hardships of the shooting site.
Please have a look.
Wow!
This is Mr. Iwao!
When Mr. Iwao puts on make-up, he looks like Mr. Korokke every time.
People say we look like him.
If Mr. Korokke is someone who can imitate someone, he can transform.
Like Mr. Itsuki Hiroki.
Or Mr. Tyrannosaurus.
But that's a technique.
It's a way of walking.
Even if it's just a miracle, it's nothing.
It's not like taking a picture.
Mr. Goto, who is your partner in crime, also had a picture of failure.
Failure?
Here it is.
What is it?
It's something called "tricheratops".
Is it a message?
It's not like stealing an egg and flying away from a tricherosaurus.
No, it's not like stealing an egg and flying away from a tricheratops.
Can you not fly?
I can't fly because I'm flying!
Why are you being shy?
Can you not fly?
This time, it's Non-chan's goods.
What is it?
It's goods like this.
Huh?
Isn't it a horse?
I'm holding a rock!
It's when you defeated your opponent's general.
During the warring era.
It's exactly like that.
Next up is Oda's partner, Oda.
Did his partner succeed?
Next up is Oda's miracle picture.
Here it is!
It's cute!
Kasumi Arimura!
It's Kasumi Arimura!
It's amazing!
The veteran actors and actresses.
It's amazing!
She's excited.
Now, a comment from a hair maker.
To make it look fragile.
Lower your eyebrows.
Make it look weak.
To make it look like you're crying.
Put rhinestones on your lower eyelids.
Rhinestones.
It's shiny.
I see.
Cute.
Oda-san, there is a picture before you wake up.
Here it is.
You moved here, but you don't know the city at all.
The day before, I drank about 20 highballs and my face was swollen and swollen.
I'm scared.
Anyway, you're white.
My father and mother haven't breathed since this morning.
White.
It's definitely a hardy.
Oda changed his clear tile and a little scary acrylic stamp to woods.
Next, the year-end M-1 Grand Prix winner, long coat daddy Usagi.
Usagi.
Is it a character you don't usually play?
I'm not usually famous.
You don't have to say it.
I'm saying I don't usually do it, so I'm not usually doing it.
By the way, what do you usually do?
Is it casual?
It's hard to imagine.
I don't know well.
Don't you know "amekaji"?
I know "amekaji".
Let's take a look for now.
Please take a look.
Usagi's miracle card.
Here it is.
Oh, it's deep.
It's subtle.
Just a little bit.
A mini park lamp.
You can still do it.
It's getting close.
It's close, isn't it?
If you look at this gap, it's just right.
Nonobuna-san, stand up!
What?!
Shizumi-san, this person?
It's a rabbit!
This person was the worst.
It's a rabbit!
Hey! It's a rabbit!
It's hard!
Wasn't the music loud?
It was playing a lot.
The cameraman and the staff seem to fight a lot.
So, in order not to cause that,
I turned up the music.
I didn't do it for the team.
I was thinking about it for a moment.
The cameraman said,
Oh, it's pretty good.
I said, "Yes, it's good."
I showed it to the staff who checked it.
They said, "Yes."
I said, "Yes."
The young man next to me said, "Oh, water, please."
He said it every time.
He always makes me drink water.
He's like a water bag.
He said it every time.
His eyes and nose are smooth.
If you look from this gap,
he's very cool.
He's very cool.
If you look from the cameraman's hand gap...
He's very cool.
Next.
What's he doing?
He's looking at the other side of the fan.
He's only looking at the fan.
Next.
This picture hasn't been taken yet.
I'm losing weight.
I'm losing a lot of weight.
There is a picture with no miracle happening at all. Please have a look at it.
Wow!
Oh my god!
It's so sadistic!
This is me!
If you look at this and then look at the previous one, it's still better, isn't it?
Better!
The previous one.
Wow!
Now, we've made the goods.
Which one is it?
Isn't it "miracle"?
Oh, but...
This is...
Oh, no!
I'm so angry!
This is "miracle".
Next is the heroine of "sanji", Fukuda!
What do you think of it, Mr. Fukuda?
I want you to aim for something cuter.
You can't just aim for something cute.
Do you want me to aim for a rabbit?
Stop it!
I'm still depressed.
Stop it!
Now, let's have a look at it.
One of Fukuda's "miracles".
Here it is!
Wow!
It's so cute!
There must be someone like this.
Oh, it's Komatsu!
It's Komatsu!
It's so cute!
And...
Mizuhara Kiko?
Oh!
I'm so happy!
She's standing up!
A sauna is standing up!
Stop it!
A sauna is standing up!
She praised me a lot.
This make-up is so good!
I'll do it again today!
When I looked in the mirror, I was like a monster!
I thought I was doing it too much!
Oh, I see!
I just used a lot of light.
This part is black, and this part is white.
Is it black?
She made my nostrils black.
Oh, I see!
How was the sound during the shooting?
It didn't flow.
It didn't flow?
It didn't flow when it didn't leak, did it?
No, it didn't flow!
It didn't flow!
It's always a bomb, right?
There's a picture before the miracle happens.
Please look at it.
It didn't flow, did it?
Impressive!
The world view is a mess.
You're saved!
It's the face of when six strings are cut at once.
It's tough, isn't it?
You're in a bad condition!
All of them are cut.
Next is the question.
Which salmon was a kubota?
Kubota said that he wanted to appear in this corner.
I'd like to clean up with this and change my image a little.
But I don't think a human like me, created by God's hands and feet, would be able to do it.
What's with this new year's competition?
I made it like this.
You made it like this?
Like this.
Now, let's see it.
A piece of Kubota's miracle.
Here it is.
Thank you very much!
It's really big!
It's a pair of friends!
Alright, alright.
Let's do it.
No, no.
Even Nonomura-san is standing up!
I don't know what to do.
I feel uneasy.
Me too!
I definitely can't do it.
Only Kubota-kun can do it.
Surprisingly, both of you have cute faces.
That's right.
But when I entered this world, I became like this.
Because of hatred and resentment, I became like this.
You're really cute and cool.
Yes, you're cute and cool.
That's right.
Both of you are cute and cool.
I think you're amazing.
From the cameraman to Nokomen.
The moment you took one picture, you thought you couldn't go home today.
However, since you were excited about it, you wanted to make your dream come true.
So you turned up the lights in the back.
In addition, you melted the shadows of the walls.
In the back?
It's fashionable, isn't it?
You're not using your dirty hands, are you?
The hand you're holding is really Kubota-kun's hand, isn't it?
It's my hand!
By the way, there is one trial work at the scene.
It's scary!
Stalker! Stalker!
It's dangerous!
There's a lot left!
This was difficult.
You're that mysterious architect's son!
Stop it!
You can't get out of here alive!
What kind of character is he?
It seems like you had a hard time at the scene.
We'll show you the process from the photo before the miracle to the miracle.
Thank you!
It's a battle!
Before the miracle happens, we will show you the picture first, and then we will show you the process from miracle to miracle.
Here you go.
This is too much.
I gave up.
I won't give up.
I gave up.
I will give up.
Here you go.
I didn't give up.
Here you go.
It's changing little by little.
But it's still far away.
It's changing little by little.
It's out.
1,505 pictures.
That's amazing.
This is the 518th picture.
I turned off the shutter 518 times and this picture came out.
I can't continue.
There is a picture that you may not know.
I was standing at the top of the ladder and I said "Kumoto-san, please come down."
What kind of picture is this?
What am I doing?
Anyway, I was standing at the top of the ladder and I said "Kumoto-san, please come down."
It's possible.
If you stand at the top of the ladder, you may look small.
By the way, this is Kumoto's goods.
What is it?
I'm very happy.
This is it.
Is that included?
It's cute.
It also includes the bad personality of this program.
You'd better stop.
It doesn't look very popular, so I'd like to give it to the viewers as a gift.
I see.
Not for sale?
Not for sale.
If you want it, please remember it as a lucky charm.
Lucky charm in this era?
Next is the same age as Atsushi.
Yukiko Nomura.
I'm already 48 years old.
As a representative of this age, I want to make a miracle happen.
I work hard every day and make it happen.
Always?
Yes.
Makeup every day?
It's a must.
I want to surpass it.
Is your husband watching this program?
Yes, he is.
My son is watching it, too.
Just right.
Are you preparing for "Just right?"
I'm just saying it as a joke.
Just right.
Thank you very much.
Let me show you a miracle of Nomura.
Here it is.
It's so beautiful.
Haruka Igawa.
That's right. Haruka Igawa.
Shinichi is happy about it.
Kobori is happy about it, too.
Kobori is happy about it.
You can be happy about it.
Is it a magazine?
Yes, it is.
It looks like an adult magazine.
I felt like I was reading three pages of magazine.
Did you finish reading it?
I was a little worried.
You read 90 pages of magazine?
What?
You read 90 pages of magazine?
I said three pages of magazine, but I was embarrassed.
It's not much.
Three pages of magazine is a lot of magazine.
It's not much.
Here is a comment from Hair Make.
No tape, no shadow, no wig.
What?
Wow!
I put only color contact lenses and tried to emphasize my eyes.
It was very beautiful and fun.
It's fun.
It doesn't take as much time as usual.
For example, I didn't draw eyeliner.
My eyebrows are thinner than usual.
Erotic.
Did you change your makeup after you took this picture?
But it doesn't look like this.
I thought it was amazing.
What are you doing?
It's amazing for you to debut at this age.
Don't say erotic things.
It hurts.
When I saw this, I thought it would be fun at the scene.
Wow!
It's beautiful!
Look at this!
It's cute!
It's beautiful!
It's cute!
I like it.
I can go anywhere with it.
What did you do with it?
It's good!
It's not like a rabbit at all!
There is no rabbit.
Next, Zakiyama who comes every time for some reason.
Was it like that?
The sound is loud and it's hard to talk.
It's like a club.
It's not like that.
What?
It's not like that.
Let's see it.
This is one of Zakiyama's miracles.
It's a shark!
Yes, yes, yes.
It's a top gun.
It's Zakiyama!
It's flying!
Is it a picture behind you?
It's flying nearby.
It's not a CC or anything like that.
It's really flying next to me and it's flying well.
Is there a bone?
There is a bone behind me.
It's scary!
I thought it was a CG.
It's not CG at all.
It's stretching and it's scary.
From Fair Make.
She painted her face white and made it look like there is light hitting it.
On the other hand, she painted her left side black and made it look like there is shadow.
By doing this, she made her face look thinner.
That's right, that's right.
It's white here.
That's right, that's right.
But it's gotten better.
For a while, she had her ears made and put them in front of her.
There's something like that.
My make-up looks like ears and abs when I do it.
She said people's hands are against the rules but her ears are usually white.
It's because of experience.
It's because of experience that it's no good.
It's because of experience.
There is a picture before the miracle happens again.
Here it is.
It's real!
There is a picture before the miracle happens.
Here it is.
It's real!
This expression.
If you like it, you can't join the army?
I like it a lot and I know a lot about it.
If you like it, you can't join the army?
You like this expression, don't you?
There are other expressions like this.
Here it is.
What are you doing?
You look like Nishida.
I'm not Nishida.
Isn't there something like this in a bookshelf?
I'm going to make it thinner in between.
This is scary.
Were you kissing her?
I won't let a couple do that.
Mr. Zakiyama, it's goods now.
Yes!
I'm going to give it to you.
I can't join the army, can I?
You can purchase these goods from the show's homepage.
We've created clear files for all of you, so please check them out.
How was it, Mr. Mimikin?
Who is Mr. Mimikin?
What's with that name?
Mr. Mimikin.
What does this Mimikin Award mean to you?
I wanted to do it.
You're making it up for me.
Can I give you the Mimikin Award?
The one with the biggest difference is Mr. Kubota!
This year's Mimikin Award goes to Mr. Kubota!
Congratulations!
#kubotabts
Tensions rise in the group duel!
He's my type.
How do women think about this?
Are you giving outkegs?
I'm not giving outkegs!
Who will get it?