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The Neta One Grand Prix of the young generation!
This project is to invite famous comedians to the studio and watch the Neta one VTR of the young generation.
Then, we will show you the Neta one again.
It's fun.
I see.
We were also asked to do it.
We have to show the Neta one in other programs, don't we?
That's right.
It's embarrassing.
Saito san, it's embarrassing just to watch the old VTR.
But if we actually do it now, we will know the technology little by little.
I think it will be different from the past.
That's right.
On the contrary, we don't know who is entering until just before.
I see.
Please look forward to it.
Welcome.
I see.
These are Sanshiro and his wife.
Please come in.
I don't know what it is.
Welcome.
Sanshiro and his wife will watch a video clip of their youth.
What is it?
It's too fast.
What's going on?
Sanshiro and his wife's video from 16 years ago.
16 years ago?
Welcome.
It's difficult.
There is something I want you to do.
What is it?
I want you to sing a song of a downtown club band.
I want you to sing an old song.
It's an old song. I don't want to sing it.
It's an old song.
If you want me to sing it, I will sing it for you.
Who has the most distinctive vocal tone?
You can sing a song in pace.
I will do it.
It's a song from a little while ago.
It's an old song.
A lot of people have sung it once.
I didn't sing it, but I sang it here.
What song is it?
What song is that song?
Yokosuka, Yokohama, Yokosuka in Yokohama.
What are you doing?
This is my song.
Come and look at this.
I can't do it.
What's wrong with you?
You look like a crazy person.
I'm serious.
It's amazing.
I've never seen such a movement.
Please do it normally.
It's a little early.
It's early.
It's faster than me.
You look like CHAI.
You have guts.
You are using words.
That's good.
It's like a movie.
It's like a zombie movie.
It's like a paid movie.
It's not like a car loan.
It's like a junkie.
It's like a park.
You moved in between.
You were moving.
You were moving back then.
You've been quiet as you've accumulated experience.
You used to wear short pants.
You used to wear short pants and a T-shirt.
I thought it would be cool if you dressed casually.
You looked like you were ready for it.
I thought you hadn't changed much since then.
What do you think?
I wish you had done it like me.
I'm calmer than you think.
I should have been more impatient.
I know what you mean.
You didn't have any taste.
I should have gone somewhere more aggressively.
I see.
I would have been impatient.
You would have gone to the audience.
You would have been impatient.
I thought you would stay here.
You were calm.
San Shiro and his wife decided to enter the Netawan Grand Prix.
What do you think of it?
I don't like it at all.
They agreed to go up to the podium.
They are going to do it again.
We should fix it.
You said many things.
You should have been more aggressive.
You said it.
It would be easier for me to do it.
That's why I don't do it.
You are mean.
They had a fight for this.
It was 16 years ago.
They have improved a lot.
They are good.
Matsuko and Juick.
They are ready.
Entry number one.
San Shiro.
They are a team of 10 people.
They became popular in 2005.
I will go for the big one.
Tomiya hit Penteco.
Penteco forever.
San Shiro.
Here we go.
Hello, Hanschloff here.
Are you watching, people?
He did say "people".
I'd like to sing a song called "Yokosuka" by Yoko Minato of the Downtown Bugiugi Band.
It's the latest song.
It's old. It's the latest but it's nothing.
Oh, is it?
Say it properly.
Okay.
It's an old song but I'd like to stand out with my vocals.
Okay.
Play the bass for me.
Got it. Let's do it.
Okay.
Oh, good, good, good.
If it was a little while ago, I'd remember it.
If it was a year ago, I wouldn't remember it.
There are a lot of girls with long hair.
What are you to her?
Yoko Minato, Yokohama Yokosuka
Hey, hey, don't look at me like that.
Don't look at me like that.
Hey, hey, wait a minute.
You're too big.
You're amazing.
Please meet me on the board.
Hey, hey, I'm not Yokosuka.
I'd like to stand out with my vocals.
Cut the bench for me.
I'm scared.
I'm counting on you.
Okay, okay.
If it was a little while ago, I'd remember it.
If it was a year ago, I wouldn't remember it.
You're not tall enough.
Don't do "cha"
I don't need the details of your hat.
You're too big.
Please meet me on the board.
Hey, hey, where are you going?
What's wrong with you?
Hey, hey, I'm coming back.
I'm coming back as a healthy man.
I'm not standing out at all.
It's over.
You did it.
You were moving around.
You did it.
It was so intense 16 years ago.
I couldn't breathe.
You weren't in a hurry, were you?
I didn't think you'd stay in the studio.
I told you to make a big fuss and go anywhere you want.
I'm doing it with my instructions.
So I was in a hurry.
You shouldn't have said you wanted to be in a hurry.
You're getting worse at it.
You made a mistake, didn't you?
You shouldn't have said "what do you want?"
I don't know what you want.
I didn't mean it like that.
I thought you'd say "cha" and move on.
I thought you'd make me say "cha" and move on.
Did you say "cha" and move on?
I shouldn't have said "cha" and moved on.
I should've been in a hurry.
I should've chased you.
You should've chased her.
It's time to catch up
I want to try it
You don't want to leave any regrets, do you?
I want to see it
Do you want to catch up?
Do you want to do it again?
Do you want to catch up from the beginning?
I don't need it from the beginning
From the beginning
Since you have regrets, you want to try it again
They are San and Shiro's couple
Here you go!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Hello!
People!
Please!
This is a commercial!
Oh, it's good!
I remember it from a little while ago, but if it was a year ago, I wouldn't know.
The song is different!
You, what is that girl's name?
The harbor's side by side, sky side by sky!
How far is it going to go?
It's like a teacher and a teacher and a teacher!
Wait, wait, wait!
Stop! Stop!
Hey, stop!
It's too much!
Hey, it's too much!
It's too much!
How far is it going?
It's too much!
I didn't expect anyone would come!
There's no one here but it comes back
Come back!
It's good!
This one is good too
There's a lot of cameras but there's no red record
It's like a camera warehouse
It's not moving
There was one
It's not for recording
The lyrics are wrong too
I don't know if it's been a year
It's not a camera
I'm so nervous!
Can we do it?
What was called next?
It's like a lyrics
What?
What does it mean?
Wait!
Let's watch it again!
Wow!
It's amazing!
Here you go.
Thank you.
You too, Saito-san.
Two thirds of it is stage.
It looks like a stage.
It's an anime.
It's an entry.
Wait a minute.
It's an entry.
For those of you who don't know "Jungle Pocket" yet,
we will show you a video clip of a young man.
"Jungle Pocket" 15 years ago.
It was broadcasted for the first and second year.
Amateur masterpieces.
Next up is Saito Oshini-san, who came from Merry Mac in Tokyo.
Here you go!
Wait a minute.
This is bad.
If you are bad at this game, you will lose your life!
What is it?
What are you going to do?
I will...
...play the flute with my nose!
Flute with your nose?
Wait a minute.
What are you doing?
Wait a minute!
This is bad!
Wait a minute!
This is embarrassing!
If you do this, you will lose your life on this stage!
I won't lose it!
If you know the truth!
If you don't know anything!
No matter what rule you break,
if everyone wants it, you will challenge it!
That is entering!
You seem to be in a good mood.
What is it?
Saito-san!
This century...
This century's biggest...
...entertainment show...
...is about to begin!
Wait, what is this? Seriously!
Damn it!
What's wrong with you, Saito-san?
My nose is clogged and I can't make a sound!
Come on, Saito-san!
Come on!
I can't take it anymore!
Stop it, Saito-san!
Wait a minute!
I can only breathe through my right nose!
Saito-san, don't do it! Stop it!
Please do it!
My nose is quite long.
Oh!
You're making a face!
Saito-san, you're making a face! Stop it!
Saito-san, you're making a sound!
Just a little more!
It's perfect!
Wait a minute!
What's wrong with you?
Did you hear it?
It's out!
Saito-san,
you'll come back again, right?
I'll definitely come back!
When the cherry blossoms...
bloom...
Wait a minute!
What's going on?
How do you like it?
You're watching a story from 15 years ago...
You're born here and don't know anything,
but you're watching a story from 15 years ago...
Look at him! His face is all red!
Otake-san,
how do you like yourself from 15 years ago?
I was really serious about it.
Damn it!
What's wrong with you?
My nose is clogged and I can't make a sound!
Stop it!
In the first year, I was a nerd.
Oh, you were a nerd.
I was a nerd.
I didn't joke around at all.
But you accepted it.
No, no.
What do you mean "no"?
Not me.
Saito-san came up with the idea of this show.
"Renguri Gaishi" is not good.
Sanshiro-san did it, too.
He watched old videos on VTR and thought about what would happen if he did it now.
That's not good!
You can't do it now!
You're exaggerating!
This kind of show doesn't last more than one minute!
Why does it last four minutes?
Sanshiro and Saito-san did it, too.
They did it for three or four minutes.
Sanshiro was funny in the past,
but he's more funny now.
He was shining.
But I'd like to say "be careful if you're older than me."
That's right.
"Renguri Gaishi" is not good.
I'm not afraid of it!
Please go to the back of the stage.
I'm sorry.
They went to the back of the stage.
It's a recorder.
I heard it.
It's a recorder.
Matsuko and Jun.
They're ready.
Entry No. 2.
"Jungle Pocket".
Let's see it!
"KING OF THE PUNCH" Final Four.
Both of them are strong.
You're exaggerating!
Saito-san overcame many obstacles.
His wife is a model.
"Otake" of "monja yakuten".
He is an amateur and a master.
Next is Mr. Saito Shin.
Here you are.
Wow.
That costume.
Yes.
Thank you for coming.
What on earth are you going to do today?
If I don't do well...
Wow.
I may lose my life.
You may lose your life...
What are you going to do?
With my nose...
I will play the flute.
What?
You won't lose your life, will you?
What?
Hey!
What are you talking about?
What? What? What?
Mr. Saito.
Do you know what you are saying?
If you do that...
you may lose your life on the stage.
I know that!
You know nothing!
No matter how dangerous it is...
everyone wants to win.
But you challenge it.
That is "enter killer".
You only play the flute, don't you?
That's right.
The biggest entertainment show of this century...
is about to begin.
It's tough.
Let's do it!
What is that?
Damn it!
What's wrong?
My nose is stuffed and I can't make a sound!
What's wrong with you?
Enough!
Let me in!
I'm a lady!
Let me in!
What? What?
Enough, Mr. Saito!
I've had enough!
This is...
This is really dangerous!
Don't stop me!
Enough!
Wait a minute!
Now...
only my left nose...
is breathing!
Mr. Saito...
I can't take it anymore!
Stop it!
You might be able to do it now!
I can't!
Then do it already!
His face is always red.
The sound is coming out.
No, no, no.
The sound is coming out.
Of course it is.
It's perfect!
It's out of tune!
It's perfect!
No, no, no.
The sound is coming out!
What? What?
This is the Emmett of Emmett!
He's doing it! He's doing it!
Did you see it?
The sound is coming out!
What is it?
This is the Emmett of Emmett!
What are you doing?
What do you mean by "get out of here"?
Mr. Saito!
You will come back again, won't you?
I will definitely come back.
By the time the cherry blossoms bloom.
What are you doing?
Thank you very much!
How do you like it?
I like it, but it was fun.
Do you remember the past?
Saito-san's acting ability...
It's getting better and better.
It's powerful.
Then, Otake-san...
Can I say something?
You're from Tokyo, right?
I'm from Kansai.
You have a strong Kansai accent.
What is that?
You said "what is that?"
The entertainment show is about to start.
What is that?
How do you like it?
I can't sing anymore.
You can't sing anymore.
It's sad.
You can't change it to "semajan" over there.
"semajan" is coming.
Do you sing "semajan" too?
I've never heard of it.
Can you sing "semajan" too?
I sing "semajan" little by little.
Don't say it like a young man.
I want to see it.
Can you sing it over there?
reibaman
I'll sing it as "reibaman" later.
I want you to sing it over there.
It's okay.
From June 29th and Tuesday 20th,
"482 Hours Special"!
Female entertainers battle fiercely in sports!
"Bakchak" and "Hashiaseme" and other popular artists will also participate!
Can we start from here?
If you compete with all of them, how big of a gap will it be?
Is it that small?
Oh, well, whatever.
We'll put up with it.
What do you mean "someone" is there?
Should we cut the picture?
It's a TV show!
Should we cut the picture?
Okay, let's start!
What are you going to do?
It's fine.
What is he doing?
He's going crazy.
You don't need it?
He's going crazy.
I'll blow a whistle!
He's having fun.
He's blowing a whistle with his nose.
You can't take his life!
Wait a minute!
Who is it?!
Who the hell are you?!
AD?!
AD, what are you doing?!
Why is Senna here?!
AD...
I'm worried about you.
Don't say you're worried about me.
I'm waiting for you.
What are you doing?!
AD!
Senna!
Do you know what you're doing?!
I know that!
If you do that...
you might lose your life on this stage!
I won't lose it!
No matter what danger you're in...
if everyone is waiting for you...
you have to challenge it!
That's being an entertainer!
What is that?!
That's crazy!
What is that?!
That's crazy!
That's not a reproduction!
Thank you!
How was it?!
While I was flying...
this went behind my back!
That ad-lib was the best!
No, it wasn't an ad-lib!
It was an accident!
As expected of your technique!
No, it wasn't an ad-lib!
You were spinning it like a rubber band!
It was an accident!
Because I've never done a backflip in this costume!
That was funny!
No, it wasn't funny!
That was an accident!
That was a technique!
In Fuji City...
four new members are participating!
What happens to men and women...
doesn't it only start with gambling?
She's a crazy woman!
She's serious!
Have you ever fallen in love?
Get out of my way!
In my life...
In love...
in marriage...
and in the studio...
Why don't you take it?!
What?!
I'm not heavy anymore!
It's perfect!
Shut up, old woman!
Shut up!
P.P.A. 15th Anniversary Live!
Tickets are now on sale!
For more information, please visit the program's website!
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