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Special questionnaire! Entertainer real exchange survey!
Special questionnaire announces real entertainment situation.
Before announcing it, I forgot to say one thing.
What is it?
Like this...
Actually, it's a prank. Actually, it's announced.
Entertainer real survey survey.
These three themes have been announced so far.
Entertainer who is difficult for Hasegawa to get involved with.
This person.
Ikuchi.
What?
Ikuchi?
Are you kidding me?
Anyway, I can keep talking, so it's difficult for me to get in.
I want a gap.
You want a gap.
Because I can keep talking.
Because you can keep talking.
It's okay.
If you give me a canpan, I'll eat it.
We've been doing live shows together for a long time.
We've been talking for a long time.
Honey, canpan.
You don't know it?
What is it?
You don't know it?
Please explain it.
Entertainer who is difficult for Usagi to get involved with.
This person.
I'm scared.
Yasumura.
What?
I don't know it.
Seriously?
Yasumura?
Timing, thinking, and correction are all too fast for me.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's like you're really in a gap.
A gap?
I don't know what you mean.
When you start talking, you're in a gap.
I don't know it.
Who was chosen as the worst three entertainers who are difficult for Usagi to get involved with?
I don't know it.
Worst three.
Third place is Narahara.
Worst two is Tabuchi.
It's difficult for Usagi to get involved with.
First place is Kim.
It's the worst!
And then,
Worst one and two of enthusiastic entertainers.
The worst one is actually two people from Thailand.
The worst one is Thailand.
Minamikawa and...
Kim.
Kim is in the worst one continuously.
You can't do that!
Kim is honest!
"Honest Kim" is a bad word!
On top of that, on this topic...
The entertainer that Yasumura thinks is very popular is...
Shiba.
Even though he doesn't work out much, he appears on TV a lot.
The entertainer that Ito thinks is very popular is...
Noda.
Minamikawa and I don't say things like that!
Since I've seen him on TV...
I don't think I've seen him show his true self on TV.
I don't think I've seen him on a show where he wouldn't have appeared in the past.
If you have a reaction, you should do it.
I really think so!
And tonight's "Honest Battle" also has a climax!
The entertainer who doesn't want to be reborn is...
What?
First, Usagi.
And Ito.
The entertainer who doesn't want to be reborn is...
Yamamoto.
Usagi?
I like him very much.
Usagi?
Is that so?
What's up?
You don't seem to be interested in Yamamoto.
I just met him today.
That's not true!
I've met him many times!
I've known him for a long time.
But who is he?
It's me!
It's me, Usagi!
It's not you, Usagi!
It's not me!
It's me, East Kim.
What do you want me to do?
It's not you, East Kim!
East Kim is just Kim!
It's not you, East Kim!
I can't believe it!
I wrote it because I love him.
Yamamoto wrote it for you?
Yes, I wrote it until I wanted to be Usagi.
You wanted to be Usagi?
I really love him.
I love Yamamoto.
The reason for being Usagi is...
You're lying!
How can you say that?
I know it!
It's not you!
I know it the best.
I'm worried if he knows his existence.
Who are you talking about?
Usagi?
Everyone is looking at you like that!
You're sympathizing with him, aren't you?
There are people who know it.
I need to find my existence.
Find it properly!
I need to find my existence.
Find my meaning of life.
You still can't find it?
Is there such a thing?
Let me hear you!
What is the meaning of life?
I'm an agricultural worker.
I don't want to be a comedian but I want to be a citizen.
I'm not saying that.
Usagi and I have been together a lot recently.
We have different careers and different offices.
I thought we would have a long distance relationship.
But he came to my school to play.
He talked a lot.
He said "Good morning."
I said "I can't play today."
He said "I'm worried about you."
I said "I'm worried about you."
Did you say something?
What did you say?
You got a blister.
If you get a blister, you should go to the hospital.
I didn't get a blister.
You look happy.
Did you go there to worry about me?
I'm worried about you.
If you don't go, something will happen.
You want to watch over him.
You love him.
I know that part.
You don't miss him wherever you are.
I don't miss him.
You don't miss him.
I like him and I go to find him.
But I can't find him.
I can't find him.
He is there.
I can't find him.
You can't find him.
You can see his rabbit ear.
You can see it.
But you can't see his strength.
You can't see it.
You can't find him.
- Ito too. - Ito too.
- Because we don't have much relationship. - We met for the first time.
- That's right. - That's right.
- But you thought about me while watching me, right? - I thought about you while watching you.
Because you are so effective, if you prepare a manual and let me read it, any entertainer around you will be sucked into it.
- From only one to the farthest place. - That's right.
- You've been kind to us so far. - That's right.
- You're a little different. - It's not weird, but it can be used anywhere.
- It can be used in any show. - I see.
- It won't get in the way of you. - I thought you said only one to the farthest place.
- The farthest. - Any show will have the same taste as you are in it.
- Always. - That's right.
- Because you're addicted. - That's right.
It's like you have to put something in here and put it in like this.
In a sense, it's super responsive.
It's super responsive, so it'll be on a lot of shows.
It's like green onion.
No matter what you put in it.
It's like tasteless green onion.
If it's tasteless, it's tasteless green onion.
You haven't eaten it. You haven't eaten green onion. It has no taste and color, right? It's not green onion.
Is there a script?
No, it's not.
You gave it to the staff, right?
No, it's not.
It's about green onion.
It has no taste and smell, right? That's not green onion.
That's not green onion.
It's about green onion.
It's not.
Don't say such nonsense.
Don't say that nonsense.
Don't say such nonsense.
Don't say that nonsense.
It's just a script you brought from somewhere.
You've always read that in the school.
I haven't read it.
You haven't read it carefully.
You are a pervert.
That's a script.
Next, Tabuchi, Shiba, and Hasegawa.
Three people who don't want to be reborn.
Kim.
I heard you were famous.
You said you were famous at first.
I'm curious about the reason.
You don't want to be reborn even if you have a partner.
I know the reason.
The reason is that you are excited and it seems difficult to live.
And your face is annoying.
That can't be helped.
What are you doing?
If you have a face like this for more than ten years, you will get used to it.
You are excited and bright.
But you don't look like you used to be excited.
It's easy to understand.
It's hard for you to live with such an easy-to- understand personality.
Which one are you talking about today?
You are in a good mood today.
But you always read my survey.
I sent it to you yesterday.
I wrote it.
I sent it.
I also sent it to you on my cell phone yesterday.
I sent it.
I sent it to you.
The program is still in progress.
It's a little later.
It's almost over.
The program is still in progress.
I'm not sure about it.
Why don't you know?
I've never seen anyone say they want to be like Kim.
I don't think their looks or genes are ideal.
I think that's what people who are closest to me think.
Shiba-san, do people around you think you're good?
I don't think so.
What kind of question is that?
I don't think so.
Hasegawa, you have nothing that you can respect as a human being.
It was fate.
When I heard that, I couldn't say anything.
I haven't talked about it that much.
If I had, I would have liked Hasegawa-san more in the beginning.
I'm a thin-skinned person, so I can talk to anyone for a long time.
But I don't want to talk about him for the rest of my life.
I don't respect you that much.
What's wrong with you?
You hate me, don't you?
Tabu-chan, when we took the central line for the first time and arrived in Shinjuku, I already hated you.
That's not true.
What's wrong with you?
Five minutes.
What's wrong with you?
I hate you for five minutes.
I'm really bad at talking, but I want to talk to Shinobu-san, so I talk to him a lot.
But I'm not good at responding to Shinobu-san's response, so we can't talk.
What's wrong with you?
He keeps saying weird things to me.
He's saying weird things to me, but I don't know what he's saying.
I don't know what he's saying.
You're getting weird.
At that time, I was like, "What's going on?" and I looked at Tabu-chan's face and I thought, "Tabu-chan must hate me."
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you, Tabu-chan?
What's wrong with you?
I was like, "Wow."
And I didn't know, but Kimu gave me the opposite response.
What?
You like me?
You said you liked me at first.
I liked you at first and it was fun to ride the train with you, but when we arrived at the station, you started to talk to me in a tough way.
I was tired and said, "I'm sorry I can't help you."
You're cute.
It's all because of that five-minute incident.
It's love, isn't it?
Is that solved now?
I can't help you today.
When I talked to Nadal, Nadal said to Shinobu...
Who are you talking to?
Nadal and I are friends.
He's not worthy of being a judge.
Nadal whispered in my ear.
What did he say?
He said, "Kim, I don't like you."
You're lying.
That's not how you say it.
You're the worst.
I don't like it.
But it's a good one.
It's a good one.
It's about Kim.
When we first dated for over ten years, we went to a new house.
We were married and having children.
She said, "Please eat." and we went.
She gave me a huge piece of pizza.
I said, "Thank you."
That's not how you say it.
Shime-sama came out.
Shime-sama.
I'm Shime-sama.
Shime-sama.
Shime-sama after pizza.
He came out and I was about to eat it.
His wife came out and said, "I'm using a burner for the first time today."
Shime-sama...
In front of me...
Please eat.
Thank you.
He said it like this.
He didn't say "thank you."
He said it like this.
Why do you say it like a tomato?
Next...
Narahara.
And...
Yasumura.
He's a comedian who doesn't want to be reborn.
This person.
He said Kim.
Right?
That means...
Next...
Narahara.
And...
Yasumura.
He's a comedian who doesn't want to be reborn.
This person.
He said Kim.
South Korea.
That's not good!
If Kim comes out, it's me!
What's up, Kim? I told you!
I told you!
After Kim came out, it's only me!
That's great!
Reason, "narahara".
Because it's a pin, I can't do manzai, and it's hard for me to say my true feelings.
This is really...
It's hard.
It's disbanded and I can't do manzai anymore.
And in order to raise children, if I appear on TV, I'm called "the MC of three erotic programs" or...
If I appear on TV, I'm bullied and I'm beaten up and I'm forced to do "systema" or something like that.
The flow, you know?
If you could only arrange techniques...
I don't want to be like that!
You have a lot of techniques!
I don't want to be like that!
It's a little sad.
It's not sad. I'm doing it with confidence.
Yasumura, too.
Yasumura, too?
I'm really respecting you, but...
What?
Your wife is tough.
What is that?
Hey!
That's a famous one!
It's a famous one!
It's still there!
Minamikawa-kun's fashion is...
Today's Minamikawa...
He said it and posted it on SNS.
If he does that, it's tough.
What?
Who said that?
My wife is doing PR with me!
Why?
Let me do it!
Is it hard for your wife to say that?
Is it hard for your wife?
Don't say "wife" in public!
It's okay if you don't see it!
It's not about you!
My wife is a really good wife!
A woman's duty!
What is a woman's duty?!
Oh my god!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
A woman's duty is...
Yasumura-kun said it!
Then I'm doing my duty in Fukuoka!
Fukuoka's duty is...
Fukuoka's duty is over!
It's all over now!
Like Yawara-chan, it's not an individual duty, it's not a couple's duty, it's not a family's duty!
Next, Yamamoto...
Ohta...
Even if you're reborn, you don't want to be...
...Iguchi.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Be careful! - Be careful!
- You've finally come. - You've finally come.
- What do you mean you've finally come? - I wonder...
- Yamamoto's reason. - Yes.
- "I've never heard a positive comment like that."
- "Walking Yahoo comment."
- "When I was young, it was fine, but..."
- "Being an M-1 champion and eating at someone else's house..."
- "What a life."
- "I'm sorry to my parents."
- It's not like that!
- It was fated! - It was fated!
- "I'm sorry to my parents."
- "I'm sorry to my parents for living like that."
- "I want everyone to be proud of me."
- "I want to spread peace and smile to everyone."
- "But when I open my mouth..."
- "Anyway, it's dirty!"
- "My way of living is dirty!"
- "My way of thinking is dirty, too!"
- "Everything about me is dirty!"
- That's a good line you got there!
- "Really! I really won't forgive you!"
- "Really!"
- "Really! I really won't forgive you!"
- There's "voorbut"!
- "There's "voorbut"!
- The script is bugged!
- "I want everyone to be happy."
- "Every child and adult..."
- "Even though you won the "M-ONE" title..."
- "You still feel so small and awkward never to let go of you."
- "What McQUEEN compares to the future of soccer ♪"
You don't look like you're happy, which is not respected the most.
I don't look like I'm happy?
I think he's the only one who's not happy after winning M-ONE.
There are tens of thousands of people now, right?
You won first place among about 10,000 people.
You did your best and did a variety show.
In the end, you threw a can and grabbed it and ate it.
Is there such a thing?
I don't think so.
You became the "talking champion" and you're eating a can-pan that you've been trying to talk about for days!
I'm not pushing it in my mouth.
This is honey.
This is honey can-pan!
This is not eaten.
This is honey can-pan!
This is not eaten!
You all got it wrong!
This is honey...
This is "honey" can-pan.
You all thought I was eating it.
What the hell is "honey kampa" anyway?!
I don't know what's going on anymore!
"honey kampa" is so annoying! Give me back my "kampa"!
honey kampa
You guys want it, don't you?
It's too heavy, isn't it?
You guys want it, don't you?
Is there anyone who wants "kampa"?
By the way, Iguchi and Minamikawa don't want to be each other.
Oh, come on, Minamikawa!
Iguchi and Minamikawa don't want to be each other.
Oh, come on, Minamikawa!
Iguchi and Minamikawa respect each other's determination,
but I think that way of life creates a lot of enemies and looks like a lot of work,
so Minamikawa doesn't want Iguchi to be a simple and little man.
It's not lucky zoom.
It's just lucky zoom.
Why is only this show okay with lucky zoom?
There was a time when I compared little kids and big Nishimura.
I made a picture.
Why is everyone laughing and not angry at all?
It's like that.
Why is it okay?
That's about it, isn't it?
Because it's urban insurance tv.
That's about it.
That's about it, isn't it?
I can't use your survey again.
I wrote a lot of things, but none of them came up.
Not one of them was funny.
Stop saying it's not funny!
That kind of survey is not good at all.
If that's a survey, you can't send it.
Why don't you make a survey?
If you make a survey, you'll miss it.
When music revolutionizes, I will be 50yea!
Next week's important announcement!
50yea's 15th anniversary!
A new big project will explode!
50yea's 15th anniversary!
Wait a minute!
From Tokyo to Tokyo...
It's a pile of talent!
I thought it was a miracle that we were particular about each other.
That revenge was a popular comedian who wore fashionable clothes and lost!
The one who should do it is...
That's...
What's up with you?
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