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Special questionnaire. Entertainer's real relationship survey.
Special questionnaire to announce real entertainment conditions.
Before announcing it, I forgot to say one thing.
What is it?
Well, like this...
Wow!
Actually, it's a prank. Actually, it will be announced.
Entertainer's real relationship survey survey.
Who is the most difficult to get along with?
The most difficult to get along with...
I hope you don't think of me like that.
Ohta.
What?
Senpai, that's wrong.
Ohta is wrong.
It's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong.
Ohta and Yamamoto are difficult to get along with.
Ohta and Yamamoto were chosen by...
Narahara.
Oh!
That's right!
I don't like it!
It's the first time I've heard it in a dojo.
I feel sorry for you!
Who is the entertainer who is difficult to get along with?
Eh?
It's Torsalamon Kugo.
Eh?
That's real.
It's real.
In the first place, I don't like entertainers who debuted in 2000.
Eh?
I don't feel like deciding.
If you don't want to decide, don't draw.
If you don't draw, it's not good.
I'm the champion of M-1.
You're a showman of the world.
And so, the one who drew the strongest defeat this time is...
Shisonne Hasegawa.
The senior for 5 years, Hasegawa.
When you are teased by your seniors and how you treat your juniors is so different that it is hard to mess with you.
You are kind when you are in a good way but you are immature when you are in a bad way.
Immature? What do you mean?
Sometimes you are like "This is what kids say right?"
That's not it.
No, no, our seniors have a technique but our juniors don't have one.
Here are the three worst things to do with your seniors.
The worst is to slump and act like they are an Indian.
Like judoka says "the moment you tie it up, you know you'll get thrown,"
the moment you tie it up with Kim, you know you'll slip.
What does that mean?
The next topic is "jealous entertainer."
Who is it?
I want you to say it.
First, Kubota.
I don't know why Kubota thinks he's jealous.
Who is it?
Shiba.
Really? I'm so happy!
Kubota?
Kubota's reason.
The most beautiful and lovely MC looks I've seen recently.
I'm sorry.
Is it a special name?
I'm "Skiss". I'm "Ikeus".
You mean you envy the way I look, right?
Yes. Even if I say dirty words, I look beautiful.
You're in love with her.
She's not only in love with me, but also with that stupid tree next to me.
That's too much.
Isn't it too much?
She has a good sense of balance.
I'm very happy about it.
That's amazing.
Next, this person.
"Ito".
"Ito"?
The entertainer you envy about "Ito" is...
Who?
"Shiba".
I knew it.
The reason is...
From gay culture to personality, you wanted to be like this from something to something.
Really?
If you think about it, there's also a third part, so you can't touch it.
Even though you're so jealous, it's okay for you to say it to your juniors.
There's also a bad part.
I know you're saying it.
I know it very well.
To be honest, I'm sorry, but I envy "Ikerus".
You envy "Ikerus"?
Who are you going to envy?
I don't decide it for anyone.
Which one?
Which one are you going to choose?
I don't have a choice.
Is there someone behind you?
I'm grateful for you, but...
I'm grateful for you, but I'm sorry.
Next, "Noda".
"Noda", who you envy, please say it.
"Kim", "Kim", do you have one?
"Kim", do you have one?
"Kim", you don't have one?
Why did you go to get involved?
I'm already involved.
What are you doing?
I noticed it.
Please get involved with me.
Where are you going?
Please get involved with me.
Where are you going?
Please get involved with me.
Next, "Yasumura", who you envy, please say it.
"Yasumura", who you envy, please say it.
I'm happy.
The reason is that he got back what he lost by cheating.
As long as there is cheating, you can revive as many times as you want.
That's amazing.
You try to get back what you lost by cheating, don't you?
He got it back by cheating without complaint.
That's amazing.
He is a poor man.
He must be a comedian.
He is not a comedian.
Please be assured.
He is an old man.
Where is cheating?
Is it okay?
I envy you.
Next, "Iguchi".
"Iguchi", who you envy, please say it.
"Ota".
That's unexpected.
"Honobono" program.
"Honobono" is 100% pure comedy, not comedy program.
I feel like you are doing something that is not comedy.
I envy you.
You can do that, too.
Are you envious of me doing that, too?
No, no, I like it.
Oh, you like it.
You have your own corner, don't you?
Are you praising me for that?
No, I'm just a little scared of it.
I'm just a little scared of it.
I'm in a zone where I can only praise you.
If I kept writing bad things about you here and there,
I would get really angry behind your back.
No, no, no.
It's not like that.
Sometimes, my ranking is higher than most people.
Yes, it happens.
Then, my general rating is low,
and when I write my ranking high, I get excited and say, "No, I think you are definitely in 10th place."
But there's no way you are in 10th place.
If you think about it normally...
No, no, no.
The public...
You want to be in 10th place, don't you?
Yes, yes.
The public thinks it's okay for me to be in 10th place.
As an entertainer, I have to change my way of thinking.
But I'm in 1st place in the world.
Isn't it strange?
Your way of thinking is strange.
I'm different now.
The public thinks it's okay for me to be in 10th place.
Well, well, you're saying too much.
I have to do what I'm not supposed to do.
That's why you're envious of me.
Do you really think it's okay for me to be in 10th place?
Next up is "Narahara".
The entertainer you're envious of is "usagi" (rabbit)
When there are a lot of people in a live show and you're working alone, you have a lot of hobbies like fishing.
That's why you're envious of me.
When there are a lot of people in a live show and you're working alone, you have a lot of hobbies like fishing.
You're younger than me, but you're envious of me.
Do you enjoy fishing or do you work?
When I'm working, I'm thinking about fishing.
I'm not thinking about fishing.
When I'm fishing, I'm not thinking about work.
You should be able to work in fishing.
You're like Ryo.
Ryo, you go out to sea four days a week.
You're doing a show called "leave it to me if you're fishing".
"Leave it to me if you're fishing"?
You're talking so much.
"Leave it to me if you're fishing"?
You're like a rabbit, Ryo.
Next is YAMAMOTO and YASUMURA.
The entertainers you're envious of are...
HASEGAWA.
I see.
HASEGAWA is a guy like you.
I'm happy about it.
You're happy about it, aren't you?
I'm happy, but I only have a sneaker.
It's not only a sneaker.
I can't leave it to you if you're a sneaker.
Who do you think is a sneaker?
Is he a sneaker?
I'm not a sneaker.
Do you know who he is?
He is Yamamoto.
At first, he was known only as a comedian and comedian.
While protecting that position, he became a popular person without knowing it.
While being teased, even next to the host like Mr. Yobidashi, he can work properly.
Like Mr. Katsumata of Reiwa.
Yes, yes, yes.
I had such an image.
I often work with idols.
It's not like a hobby or a fan club job.
I can tease them a little bit and make them funny.
I like it very much.
I'm glad you say that.
Because you are a senior.
That's right.
You are a senior.
I'm glad.
Yasumura.
Yasumura's other side.
Mr. Yobidashi and Mr. Tanaka.
They are in a prank competition.
They are doing a comfortable job without anyone's responsibility.
They want to do a comfortable job.
He is good at positions without responsibility.
Is there responsibility?
Even if Mr. Yobidashi and Mr. Tanaka say that the viewership is bad,
it's not good for Hasegawa.
It's Mr. Tanaka's responsibility.
Even if you talk to me,
if you say you saw the recording of "something" the other day,
I'll say, "Oh, I saw it."
You'll say, "No, it hasn't been broadcast yet."
Even if you haven't seen it, you can say it.
I think it's better to say you saw it than not to say you haven't seen it.
But what do you feel when you say it hasn't been broadcasted yet?
What do you say?
You're not stupid.
You're really stupid.
No, no, no.
You don't know how to deal with people.
You're not stupid.
But you like to talk like this, right?
Yes, I like to talk like this.
You can speak like this because you're older than me, right?
You can say like that because you're older than me.
You're not stupid.
I don't envy people like you.
Don't you think so?
I don't think so at all.
Hey!
Here he comes!
Oh, I'm sorry.
This is how you do it!
You're good!
You don't fight, you just find a way!
You're good!
You're nervous, aren't you?
Here are the worst three envious comedians.
Worst?
You mean you're not envious of them, right?
You mean you're not in it?
Worst three...
Tabuchi.
Is it me?
Hey!
This is weird!
I'll tell you the reason!
The first place goes to...
Minamikawa and...
Kim!
Hey!
Kim from Shochiku!
"Kim from Shochiku" is a derogatory word!
Hey!
This show is terrible!
Don't worry!
I don't care if you're in, but I want you to be in the third place!
I want you to be in the second, maybe first place!
Hey!
Here's the next topic!
This person is on TV,
but I think he's very popular!
I think he's very popular!
Let's start with Itou!
The entertainer Itou thinks is very popular is...
Who is it?
Noda!
What?!
No, no, no!
He's serious!
Calm down!
I don't like you anymore!
Ito's "Is it popular enough to say it?"
Ito's reason.
I haven't seen him showing his true self on TV as much as I have seen him in the theater.
I can't stand seeing him appearing in a show that he would never have appeared in in the past.
I want him not to wear the clothes that the stylist prepared for me.
Like today.
He's so fashionable.
I don't know if he's handsome or not.
He does a lot of fashion work.
But he doesn't say much about the fish skin or magical lovely.
He doesn't wear the clothes that I prepared for him and doesn't comment on the show.
He doesn't comment on it.
He doesn't try it on.
He doesn't tell people about it.
He's annoying!
If you don't make money, you can't work.
He was crazier.
He was so cool when he laughed so hard that his brain died.
He did it all.
I'm sure Noda has a reason for it.
I think Noda is suffering right now.
But I guess he did it all.
If you have a reason for it, you can say it.
I really think so.
You're annoying!
No, you're annoying!
You're annoying!
You were standing up earlier!
You're an adult.
No, I'm not an adult. I'm the worst.
You are?
I'm the worst.
You're annoying!
Wow! Ito's words really got to me!
They got to you!
Ito...
Don't be like me.
He's going back on his words!
Ito! Ito!
You won't get any more of this "breakup" duo from Yoshimoto.
I'm not like you!
You're not.
Ito's shouts from his juniors...
Some of it was cool...
But you said "thank you."
It was a "thank you" tone.
Oh, I see.
You don't say "thank you" like this.
Thank you very much.
Next is...
Yasumura.
The entertainer who Yasumura thinks is very popular is...
Shiba.
Wait a minute, Yasu.
Why, Yasu?
Reason.
Even though he doesn't do any exercise, he appears on TV a lot.
No way!
It's not just because of the different reports!
I feel like I'm skipping the order.
In the end, no one will listen to me.
What do you mean? There must be an order.
What kind of order is it?
Well, I'm among a large number of people.
You didn't do it!
You did it!
I didn't do it!
Maybe you didn't do it!
But it's not true!
I didn't do it!
If you don't do it, no one will listen to you.
Thank you!
He did it!
What should I do?
What should you do?
You should wear underwear.
What!?
You should not be kicked out of the sea.
You should wear underwear.
You should not be kicked out of the sea.
I don't know why.
I'm excited.
[Maesu] What are you talking about?
[Maesu] You're stupid!
[Maesu] Don't be stupid!
[Kyohei] You're not stupid!
[Maesu] You are!
[Kyohei] You're not stupid!
[Kyohei] The wind is too strong and you can't see my underwear.
[Maesu] The color is scary!
[Kyohei] I'm sorry!
[Maesu] What are you doing?
[Kyohei] That's how it is!
[Kyohei] Are you okay with my underwear?
[Maesu] What kind of underwear is it?
[Maesu] It's Chanel! You can't wear it like this!
[Kyohei] That's not true!
[Maesu] What's behind you?
[Kyohei] You don't know me!
[Kyohei] Why are you here?
[Maesu] Are you playing a game?
[Kyohei] Why are you here?
[Maesu] We are D-BAKKYO!
[Kyohei] Why are you here?
No way, I just made up my mind
You have to do this for 5 years
5 years
I thought about quitting once
Do I have any talent?
Do we have any talent?
We've been doing this
We still do it
We'll do it properly
Next is Kubota
Kubota
Comedians who are so popular that Kubota says
Next is Kubota.
Kubota. Yes.
An entertainer who is so popular that Kubota says is Hasegawa.
Kubota is...
You're right.
Don't say "you're right" every time.
It's amazing that you can be an MC with such a simple and ugly face.
You have a similar face, so I think it's okay for you to use it.
It's not ugly.
No, no, it's not ugly.
It's just...
It's just ugly, isn't it?
If you do it, you'll be forgiven.
You came out of the tea bag you were going to throw away.
You're ugly.
What are you?
You're ugly.
What are you doing here today?
You're ugly.
You hate it because you're ugly, don't you, Kubota?
So if I use it, I think my face will look very similar.
It's said a lot.
You have a big face and big eyes.
You're heavy, too.
People say you're heavy, but I think you're the MC of "ohashi kyosen inai".
"Kyosen san"?
From "Katsumata san" to "Kyosen san"
Both of you are not comedians.
You are saying too much.
Don't say that we are not comedians.
Next, "Noda".
The reason why "Noda" is so popular is...
"Tabuchi".
What is this?
Give it back!
This is the reason, "Kimu".
The reason is...
Actually, "Kimu" is not very popular.
We are very popular.
"Indians" are both not popular.
They are a miraculous combination.
Actually, we are both not popular.
Don't you think you are saying too much?
"Kimu" is not very popular.
I think he is aware of it.
"Tabuchi" is not very popular.
Why do you think like that?
I have never met "Tabuchi"'s fans.
I think you have met "Tabuchi"'s fans.
You have never met "Noda".
He is famous on TV.
That's why he is famous on TV.
He is not very popular.
I don't think he contributes to ratings.
Why do you say like that?
What is that?
He is hitting the guy who was told by Ito.
Why do you hit me? This is a game.
Is this what you want?
I wanted to see you grow your fangs back like this.
This is a game, so please watch it again.
Kim doesn't get angry at all.
I don't get angry at all.
When I watch you on TV, I feel better.
Some people like you and support you and bring you to the venue.
Who were you talking to now?
It's not me.
It's all of you.
It's not me.
It's not me at all.
Didn't you talk to everyone until now?
That's right.
Didn't you talk to everyone until now, Atsushi?
It's me.
I thought you were going to say it, but you didn't say it.
I didn't say it at all.
When did you say it?
I have nothing to respect you as a person.
I don't want to change my life.
I was told not to cooperate with you.
What is that?
It's not supposed to be like this.
It's weird.
It's not funny.
I don't want to lose my life as an entertainer.
I don't want to leave the studio to forbidden questions.
I won't forgive you.
Is my arm falling off?
Entertainer's real face competition is on the terrace.