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Special survey! Entertainers' real sympathy survey!
This survey is about how entertainers think about entertainers other than themselves.
Based on this survey, we would like to announce the real sympathy between entertainers.
Thank you in advance.
Before we announce it, we would like you to fill in this survey.
It's anonymous, so it's easy for you to fill in.
It's easy for you to fill in because you don't know who is who.
Before we announce it, there is one thing I forgot to say.
What is it?
You can see it now.
You can see it?
If you turn down the light...
Wow!
Noda-san, what is it?
It's a baby!
That's not good!
Noda-san, you drew it so well!
I drew it!
You drew it so well!
I didn't think about it at all!
You drew it so well!
I just drew it because I didn't want to be blank!
Calm down!
What is it?
You have to find it!
There are people who aren't paper.
That's a relief!
But you can see it now.
What is it?
So, today's topic is...
Spit out your true feelings! Entertainer's real survey!
Entertainer's real survey!
The first topic is...
Is there anyone you would like to collaborate with?
There isn't!
Were you wearing shoes?
I'm a high school girl with feet.
What is it?
Isn't it a self-employed person?
Calm down!
Are you an old man?
I'm an old man!
I'm glad!
I'd like to start.
Who is it?
It's terrible!
Who is it?
This comedian is hard to get along with.
Who is it?
It's scary.
It's terrible.
Hasegawa Shisonne.
I know him!
What's that?
No, no, no!
It's surprising!
Why?
In terms of hierarchy...
He's six years senior to me.
I know him!
The reason why it's hard to get along with him is...
No, no, no!
It's not like that.
It's too big.
It's not weird.
The way he treats his juniors and his seniors is too different.
It's hard for me to do it.
What?
He's kind when you say it well, but he's mature when you say it badly.
What does "mature" mean?
He's mature.
How old is he?
He's mature.
He's 45.
He's mature.
It's not weird.
He's mature...
He's mature.
What does it mean?
He's mature.
What does it mean?
When he says that to his seniors, he says it strongly.
He's a different junior.
He's too kind for us.
We don't get along with each other.
Is that so?
His face is refreshing.
It's refreshing.
You never say you're refreshing.
You want to get along with him more.
Yes, sometimes it feels like a kid is saying it.
No, no, no.
He talks like a senpai.
That's true.
Senpais have skills, but kohais don't.
I didn't want to say it, but I said it.
That's why we do it, right?
One by one, there's going to be a counter like this.
That's what we're doing today.
It's hard to watch.
Only Kubota is driving proudly.
As expected of Kubota!
I knew it would be like that.
At first, I said it was a coincidence.
This show is destined to be a reality show.
But the monkeys here are making noise.
On the contrary, it has cooled down.
As expected of Kubota!
It depends on the angle of view, but it's outside.
While I'm out there...
I'm enjoying Kubota's driving!
Ages overlap.
I'm sorry.
While Kubota is driving, please speak up a little more.
Next, I'll show you a different type of motorcycle.
It's like this.
It's vertical.
Pants.
Pants are...
That's how it is!
An entertainer Yasumura doesn't get along with is...
Kubo Torosanmon!
That's real!
You look like you're in a bad mood!
This is bad!
It's really bad!
Why?
He always looks like he's in a bad mood.
Even in the theater's manzai, there's a loud noise and Murata-san is already on stand-by but he doesn't come.
Even when he goes out, he looks like he's in a bad mood.
Even at the end of the story, he doesn't say "thank you" properly.
In the first place, entertainers in their 2000's debut group don't like it that much.
Are you talking about me? Are you talking about my motive?
Everything! Everything!
I was born in 1954.
In 1954, I was born when the water was the dirtiest in Japan.
That's why you can't hate me!
Talk to me!
That's why you can't hate me!
Talk to me!
Who said you had the same motive?
Like King Kong-san, like Nostyle-san, like Nomukobu- san, like Peace-san, like Namkai-no-yamaza-san...
They all have the same motive.
A 2000's debut group...
They don't say "I'm late for my manzai, I'll come out, I'll show you that I'm not in a bad mood, I won't lower my head...
But I'm the champion!
Say it! Say it!
I don't like it!
It's hard to talk about, isn't it?
I don't want to talk about it!
Don't write it as it is!
It's not good to write it without a circle!
I'm the champion of M-1!
You're a fake show of the world!
Fake show of the world!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop bullying girls in high school!
You're a high school student, aren't you?
Don't worry! I'm an old man!
I'm glad you're an old man!
I'm glad!
I'm glad you're an old man!
Let's move on to the next one!
I'm going to catch up with you!
Shiba Inu!
I've never heard of Shiba Inu's bad words!
Who is the most difficult comedian to get along with?
I don't want you to think about it!
Ohta!
No! No!
Ohta! No!
No! No!
It's a big problem!
No! No!
It's a big problem!
It's hard for me!
He doesn't try to put Ohta in his place!
I can see that!
There is pressure in his haircut!
I don't want to talk to him!
It's like this!
There is pressure!
I think his violence is scary!
Yes!
His face is scary!
What's wrong with you?
What do you mean?
It's confusing.
You can do it if you have it.
We have it.
Mr. Hosaka has it.
You can do it, can't you?
I'm doing it.
You're doing it, aren't you?
It's a back jump, isn't it?
If you had a gun, you wouldn't be so disgusted.
If you have it, you can rest assured. If you shake it...
It's easy to take it off, so it's coming.
One shot.
Go, one shot.
Ota-san! Ota-san! Ota-san!
I can't make a sound.
It's cheap and you can't make a sound.
Hey, stop it!
Then you can't do it!
I like the sound, but I'm waiting for it.
I like the height.
Do it in one shot.
In one shot.
I'm doing it.
You can do it!
Shake it like that.
If you shake it like that, you can't make a mistake.
No one will shake it except you three.
When I'm here, I'll do it.
This solved one problem.
Next, this person.
Ota-san! Ota-san!
And...
This person.
Who is it?
Time is up!
Yamamoto.
Who is the entertainer who can't work with Ota and Yamamoto?
Who is it?
The entertainer who is hard to get along with Ota and Yamamoto is...
Who is it?
Narahara.
Oh, no!
It's his first appearance!
His first appearance!
Poor guy!
I shouldn't have said no.
You should have asked for a fashion project.
Is it fashion?
You don't look like you can be invited for a fashion project.
How short is it?
It's fashion, isn't it?
You are doing it in a fashionable way.
Ota, you haven't been in a play together for a long time.
But you are talking and making fun of people.
You are talking and making fun of people.
You don't know what kind of people there are.
You are talking and making fun of people.
You appeared in a game where you talk a lot.
I thought I should make you talk less.
But you are...
You are a person who can wait.
You are a person who can say a little bit of a comment just before the end of the broadcast.
I don't think I'm going crazy today.
I thought you were a person who could say, "You're in the way of my first appearance."
You are a person who can say it very well.
I'm disappointed in you.
I don't like it.
You two, too.
When you're together, you keep getting lost, so you can't talk.
You're talking about me, aren't you?
I think you're worried.
I was recording the same show for four hours a little while ago, but I couldn't see you once.
I think you don't have a heart.
So you and Mr. Ohta have different opinions, don't you?
That's right.
When I was talking, I started getting lost.
When the camera wasn't rolling, I kept getting lost.
You're talking like a robot.
It's like a manzai game I used to play in the past.
That's right.
You said it earlier.
I thought you were training me to say it.
That's right.
There was a game center.
So you're different from Mr. Ohta and Mr. Yamamoto.
There are a lot of people like me who are funny.
At that time, I wanted to say that I was funny.
But when I was working with Mr. Time Machine, Mr. Seki couldn't come.
So I thought I had to get lost a lot here, and I got lost a lot.
There are people who don't talk.
You don't talk, do you?
You're working, too, aren't you?
What's wrong with you?
I've never seen Mr. Yamamoto talking on TV.
He's talking.
He's talking on TV, isn't he?
That's right.
Who is the closest to you?
Mr. Kushiba is the closest to me.
But we've been performing together all the time.
That's right.
He looks like a smart guy.
But he graduated from a very low-grade high school.
He's like an intellectual.
He graduated from a low-grade 37 high school.
He's so low-grade.
What about people who get along with you?
Do you keep making fun of them?
I choose people like that, too.
But we can talk normally.
Can you eat together?
We can eat together.
What should we do?
What's not good about you?
Mr. Yamamoto or Mr. Ohta?
Both are fun.
Do you want to make fun of me?
What's this?
Are you going to do this for four hours?
I want to do it like this.
But you don't do it to Mr. Ohta, do you?
I think it's because we've met for the first time.
At that time, you didn't know about me, did you?
That's right.
I don't feel like I'm being treated at all.
I'm not very tired.
I think Mr. Ohta has a little pressure.
That's scary.
I'll do it.
You're good at it.
I'll do it.
Do it at another place.
You're good at it.
I'll do it.
You're good at it.
How was it?
It sounded good.
You still have a long way to go.
Yamamoto is different.
You're good at it.
Can you ride it fast?
Take a mic.
You can go home.
Excuse me.
It's hard to watch.
It's over!
This is how you do it.
You're tired, aren't you?
It's better than I thought.
I can't do this at all.
Next is this person.
Hasegawa.
A comedian who is hard to get along with.
This person.
Iguchi.
No way!
It's Mabudachi.
He can't stop talking, so it's hard for him to get in.
He is serious, so he doesn't play around.
Sometimes, we get tired of watching him.
He is like a timid dog.
We are not the same!
We have a special relationship.
We don't have a special relationship.
Iguchi comes to me.
But I can't get in.
I want a space between me and him.
Because you keep talking.
It's okay.
When I give you a can of bread, you eat it.
What is a can of bread?
You don't know it yet, do you?
We don't know it yet.
We have been doing a live show together for a long time.
We have been talking for a long time.
Honey, can of bread.
You don't know it yet, do you?
What is it?
You don't know it yet, do you?
You are noisy.
Honey, can of bread.
Why don't you explain it to me?
We don't only say "shut up".
That's up to you to say.
It's easier for me to laugh it off with you.
This is it!
Don't pick up other people's stuff, Kanta!
Next up is this person, Usagi.
Usagi?
Usagi, the owner of a Chinese restaurant.
This person is an entertainer that Usagi can't get involved with.
Yasumura.
Yasumura?
Why?
Really?
Why? What's going on?
I feel like I've burned a little bit of fuel.
Just a little bit?
Just a little bit of fuel.
What?
Here's the reason.
Timing, thinking, and correction are all too fast for me.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Now that I've gone out into the world, it seems like it's going to accelerate even more.
Isn't that a lot of fuel?
What do you mean?
There's got to be a reason.
It's really too fast for me.
The speed with which we've lived is probably different.
I've been talking all this time, but I've been looking forward.
You can't meet his eyes.
I don't know if my conversation is reaching him.
It's hard for me not to understand what you're saying.
So you don't have that consciousness of your own?
No, I don't.
I like Usagi.
When I find Usagi, I think, "Wow, it's Usagi," and I go after him.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know what I'm saying.
What are you saying?
I don't know how to answer.
I say weird things every time.
How to answer.
I'm confused.
What do you mean?
I'm not like you.
It's hard for me to talk with you.
Don't talk.
I'm confused when you talk.
I don't know.
Is it physiological?
I don't know.
I don't like it.
By the way,
worst three of this survey are
bad comedians.
worst three of this survey are
bad comedians.
Worst three.
Worst one is "Narahara".
Worst two is "Tabuchi".
It's hard for me to talk with you.
Why don't you answer?
What are you saying?
It's weird.
No, no, no.
It's weird.
What are you saying?
Am I only in tenth place?
You are in first place.
By the way, second place is not "Tabuchi".
It's "Tabuchi".
First place is "Tabuchi".
It's "Kim".
It's the worst.
I don't have much work.
Wait a minute.
Second and first place are "Tabuchi".
It's the worst.
What kind of duo are you?
I'm only in first place.
What is that?
Second place is "Tabuchi".
"Dantotsu", "Dantotsu"
"Dantotsu" is based on "Narahara", "Minamikawa" and "Noda"
Narahara
Yes
Reason
I can't think of any funny picture
I didn't know that
I was told that I look like "Tabuchi"
I don't know if I'm good at handling this kind of thing
At least it ended like "Aye" and I fell down
Minamikawa
Yes
When you appeared in "Koukan do Hikui Genin" on "Ametalk"
you were running on the stars
It was very cold
It was cold?
I was told that
I said "No, it's not like that" and I slipped
You have to forgive me
You're too angry
Reason for "Noda"
A judoka says "As you know you'll be thrown the moment you're tied up"
As you know you'll slip the moment you're tied up with me
What does that mean?
If you're tied up for a while, you'll slip
I'm pretty close with "Noda"
It's different when you're tied up
You can talk normally at school
but the moment you're on stage, you'll slip
That's what it looked like
You can't get close
Get closer!
Play with me more!
But "Tabuchi" who's always doing manzai is amazing
"Tabuchi" and "Kimu" are the best
We're both hated
We're both hated!
That's how it is!
Even if you hit me now, I'm still second
It's pretty hard
Give me my reason "Tabuchi"
"Tabuchi" doesn't have a reason here
What is that?
What are you looking at?
"Tabuchi" has nothing to respect as a person
We'll continue with the anonymous survey
You're the worst!
"Tabuchi" and "Kimu" are sworn enemies
They don't fight and just look for ways to live
I want to contribute to the viewership rate
"Tabuchi" is dissatisfied with "Noda"
"Tabuchi" and "Kimu" are somehow "TT" brothers
Sometimes you go for sympathy over laughter
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