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It's been a while since we did "Panzer" prank series.
We've been waiting for you.
Our partners, Kato and Mukai.
This time, it's "watching basement".
It's "watching start".
It's "watching start" and "watching start" later.
We don't know what will happen in "Panzer" prank series.
What are you doing now?
In his previous prank series...
Azushi, you're really bad!
Azushi is about to get hit.
You're really bad!
In "Panzer" additional prank series...
But I think it's good that we did it as four of us.
But it's sad.
That's right.
It's sad.
It's not serious.
It's about to break up.
For a moment.
It's like "Panzer" has debuted for the first time.
In "Panzer" first debut prank series...
Kato and Mukai are practicing dancing.
In "Panzer" first debut prank series...
What will happen in "Panzer" second debut prank series?
In this prank series...
If there is someone who wants to join "Panzer" as a disciple...
I see.
But first of all, they will be very happy.
That's right.
I thought they were making fun of me.
The base is...
But if a young person says he respects me...
He will be very happy.
I think so, too.
The project has already started.
I see.
Last year...
At Yoshimoto head office in Shinjuku...
Has it been going on since last year?
A disciple who wants to be a disciple joins the head office.
This is "OTOGIKU".
It's a young man who has just passed the audition.
At a YouTube meeting of the head office...
The young man who is heading to the head office...
Immediately...
Excuse me.
Hello.
Are you a young man?
Yes, I am.
Can we talk for a moment?
Excuse me.
I'm "OTOGIKU" and I'm a freelance entertainer.
I'm glad you're not new.
I'm really sorry.
Excuse me.
Please make me your disciple.
Suddenly?
Disciple?
Are you my disciple?
Yes.
I'm not that kind of person.
What?
Oh, you refused.
What?
I've always admired you.
Why? Where am I?
Calm down.
Can you really work out and do your best?
Anyone can do it.
No, no, no.
Only you can do it.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
I'm busy.
I'm sorry.
I'm busy.
I'm sorry.
He didn't ask you, did he?
No, he didn't.
He didn't say it.
He didn't say it to anyone, did he?
After that, he joined the head office of "OTOGIKU" as a disciple.
Can you be my disciple?
Disciple?
What?
Disciple?
Disciple!
I'm not an expert in taking disciples.
While boys are happy, it's negative for them to take disciples.
It's not a joke.
No, I'm definitely happy.
Then, for one hour, he and the army go back to Ogata, which came from the headquarters.
Without giving up?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Mr. Ogata, I'm sorry for calling you like that earlier.
You called me, didn't you, Mr. Ogata?
Yes, I also wrote you a letter.
A letter?
Yes, about my feelings.
That's a lot.
And if you don't mind, I'd like you to contact me.
I'm sorry for calling you like that.
Mr. Ogata, I've seen your book "Aiseki Shokudou" and your old power prints.
I've seen your old power prints.
I'm not an expert in taking disciples.
But I'd like to study with you as closely as possible.
I'm not an expert in taking disciples.
Oh, you're tough.
I'm doing my best.
I'll keep an eye on you.
But I'm not that kind of person.
Oh, you're tough.
I'll do my best.
I'm sorry. Thank you very much.
But you're sincere in your response, aren't you?
To have opened up to Mr. Ogata for advice and knowledge in Japanese literature
There was no change at all
Oh my
This prank is more difficult than I expected
So
In January, the next "monster"
The former "plus minus" Mr. Iwahashi, who was a co-host at the time,
In front of Yoshimoto Headquarters
He handed a letter to Mr. Ogata from a disciple volunteer
Are you okay, Mr. Iwahashi?
I'm fine
After recording the program, Mr. Iwahashi immediately said to Mr. Ogata
When I went to the headquarters
I was handed a letter
There is a person who says "To Ogata, to a disciple"
Disciple?
Since the end of last year
It seems that he has been waiting for you in front of Yoshimoto Headquarters
This is real
When I happened to go to the headquarters
I got a letter from that person
I thought it was pitiful
There is a LINE account
I received it for a while
Then, ten minutes later
From Mr. Ogata to a disciple, LINE
Thank you, Mr. Iwahashi
Thank you for your hard work
I received a letter from Mr. Iwahashi
Thank you for your warm feelings
But it's rude to give it to other seniors
For the time being, it doesn't matter if you become a disciple
As a senior and junior comedian
Let's go for a meal
If you have time next time, I will contact you
I see
But even after waiting for a week
Mr. Ogata didn't contact me
Even if it's been 36 days
There is almost no progress in this dangerous situation
Oh!
You were doing it so much
I was doing it a lot
But again?
It looks like you've been doing it for a long time
Excuse me, is it Mr. Ogata?
I'm Otogi, who was talking to you the other day
What are you doing?
I'm sorry about the other day
I gave you a letter
I thought it was rude
Thank you for waiting for me for a few days
See you again
I'm sorry
I'm really sorry
I'm happy you're happy
I'm not jealous of you
I'm happy you're happy
Thank you
I was excited and invited me to dinner
You look like a mayor
I've never seen you like that
You're totally different from me
I laughed the most when I saw you laughing
I saw you taking a walk with a horse
You saw me walking with a horse?
Yes, I saw you walking with a horse on TV
You saw me walking with a horse?
I'm happy you're happy
Where do you live?
I live in Higashi Koenji
Where do you live in Koenji?
His student's house is really close to Ogata's house.
So he takes a taxi to the park.
That's why it's not in Higashi Park.
Excuse me.
It's like a dream.
I'm talking with Ogata-san like this.
Ogata-san seems to be happy about small things.
I like Ogata-san's body.
Ogata-san's trio.
Ogata-san called a guest and said "I'll cut you in half."
Ogata-san said "Should I sink you in the Tokyo Bay?"
Ogata-san said "Please answer me a scary question."
Ogata-san asked Ogata-san "Should I give you a virtual object?"
Ogata-san said "I like this answer."
I thought it was amazing.
Ogata-san's cutting power is amazing.
I've been to many meetings with Ogata-san.
But I've never been to a meeting with Ogata-san.
I'm sure Ogata-san is very happy about it.
I think Ogata-san wants to do big things.
I see.
They've been together for over two hours.
I really want to be Ogata-san's disciple.
If we were really in the same school, we would have been like teachers and disciples.
Ogata-san introduced Ogata-san as his disciple.
I'll always be Ogata-san's disciple.
Ogata-san accepted Ogata-san as his disciple.
At first, I thought it was impossible.
But Otogi-kun did his best.
I learned a lot from Otogi-kun.
Wow, I see.
Ogata's videos and stories are all in Otogi-kun's head.
I don't think he thinks he's a disciple.
But if he becomes a disciple one day, I think he'll say it.
As expected.
If Ogata becomes a disciple one day.
I think he's very happy about it.
As I said in the VTR today,
Ogata's New Year's party will be held in Ogata's party.
Ogata will introduce his disciples to Ogata's party.
I really don't know how to introduce them.
Ogata's party.
I was looking forward to Ogata's party, but it became a prank.
Otogi-kun, who is in charge of Ogata's party and disciples, is already on standby.
Thank you.
And Ogata's party members.
What is Mr. Yahagi's role?
Mr. Yahagi is not here.
I'm not Mr. Yahagi.
No, I'm not.
And ten minutes later.
I think it's bad.
Finally, the main character appears.
Here it is.
Boss.
The main characters of "fake New Year's party" of Yokota Corps appear!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- You look different from before because you're in front of the Corps. - You don't really show up in Yokota Corps.
- You look more proud than you did when you entered the dressing room. - No, no, no.
- I can only talk lightly now. - He's waiting for us and coming.
- Waiting for us? - Waiting for us?
- It's outside of the Corps. - Really?
- He's waiting for us in front of the Corps. - Yes, he's waiting for us.
- I know it's rude of me to say this... - But you wanted to be a disciple.
- I wanted to be a disciple and then you... - Disciple?
- It's not the time for that. - I'm really sorry.
- But you admitted that you're almost a disciple. - But you said I'm almost a disciple, too.
- It's great that you're almost a disciple, no? - It's great!
- If the Corps says it, you can do it all at once. - Why don't we drink?
- With beer? - Beer.
- Are you drinking beer? - I'll do it.
- No, no, no.
- Everyone, my disciples, please sit down. - Do you all think of us as disciples?
- Everyone, my disciples, please sit down. - I'm sorry.
- "My disciples", you're so small. - "Desciples", you're so small.
You guys are like brothers and disciples.
I thought you guys were disciples.
After the toast, Ogata said...
You don't look like the type of guy who wants to work out.
I want to be like you, Ogata-san.
Can you become a disciple?
Yes, I want to be a disciple.
It's not that important.
You can become like Kawahara-san.
You can't prove it.
How about starting a month?
Can we try you as a disciple?
For now, for about a month.
Have you asked him before?
No, I haven't.
It's a new word.
Can you start with "tameshi deshi"?
It's not a dream.
I'll start with "tameshi deshi".
Let's have fun drinking!
I'll start with "tameshi deshi" and become a disciple forever.
I'll do my best.
No, it's not that.
You've never heard of it, right? You don't know about it, do you?
Oh, you've heard of it.
It's being performed live, you know.
Oh, I see.
It should be performed live.
Oh, I see.
Oh, he's giving advice.
Oh, he's a teacher.
He seems like a teacher.
You've just tried it, haven't you? What do you want me to do for you?
What do you want me to do for you?
What?
You've just tried it.
Why don't you just work hard on your English?
Let me do something like a disciple for you.
You don't have to do that.
Isn't there a room available in your house?
Mr. Umatsu and Mr. Jujutsu, isn't there a room available in your house?
Oh, there is.
Let me live in your house.
Yes, I'll live in your house.
No, no, no.
When I go to work, I don't like my wife.
No, you don't.
Well, if you do that...
No, you don't.
Can you say "if you do that, you don't"?
What about your private life?
For example, if you want to go out for a drink with someone you don't know...
Where is it?
Is it in Higashi Park?
Yes, it's in Higashi Park.
How about pachinko?
I'd like to go there if you go there.
I'll call you "master" right away.
I'll accept you.
I'm really happy that you and I live in the same house.
I didn't mean to say that.
I was surprised.
Ogata has gradually become aware of himself as a disciple master.
Usually, a master decides who he wants to call.
Will Ogata be named differently than the beginning?
I'd like Ogata to decide who I want to call.
He is calling Ogata.
I'd like Ogata to decide who I want to call.
That's impossible.
Who would decide himself?
I can't do that.
We will ask Ogata first.
That's right.
I'll give you a good one.
Can I have Ogata's name?
Can I have Ogata's name, please?
Can you think of something right now?
Right now? Like a momentary thing?
Like a momentary thing?
Chuckman. If it's not Chuckman, what is it?
Chuckman is good! Chuckman is good!
Ogata Chuckman.
I'll be Ogata Chuckman.
I'll be Ogata Chuckman. Chuckman.
Ogata Chuckman was born.
Now that he has decided on his disciple's name...
Thank you!
Let's have him make a gag that Ogata is good at!
"Chuckman, I'm jealous of you!" "Chuckman, I'm jealous of you!"
"You should make a gag for me, master!" "You should make a gag for me!"
"Gag?" "Yes!"
"If you can, make one for me!" "You should make a gag for me!"
Please make me a gag as Chuckman's first gag!
"Gag is positive and you know it." "That's a good idea."
"So you should say 'Chuck!'" "Chuck!"
"What kind of gag is that?" "Is 'Chuck' positive?"
"Isn't 'Chuck' negative?" "Isn't 'Chuck' negative?"
"Isn't 'Chuck' positive?" "Isn't 'Chuck' negative?"
"You should say 'Chuck, open!'" "Chuck, open!"
"Do you want to try?" "Yes, please!"
"You don't have to do it." "Chuck, open!"
Chuck, open!
"That's good!" "That's good!"
You should say 'Chuck, shut up!'
"You should make a gag." "Oh, I see."
"Please do it for me." "Please do it for me."
- I don't have to do it. - Okay.
- Shield! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Open!
- Ahh! - What is it now?
- You're going for it now? - That's right.
- It's great to see you're big now. - Yeah.
- It's great that you're doing it. - I'm very happy.
- You're doing great. - Thank you.
- You're doing it. That's good. - I like it. I like it very much.
- It's nice. My perspective is a little different now. - Oh, it's connected.
I'm glad you understood.
If you think you're a person who doesn't know much about kanji, you'll never understand kanji like 'yariki' or 'ori'.
If I say it out loud, you'll never understand.
Thank you!
If you think you're a person who doesn't know much about kanji, you'll never understand.
Keep that attitude and you'll be happy.
It's not "thank you."
"Thank you" is fine.
Thank you!
He's saying "thank you."
Can I use a healthy version of "thank you"?
"Thank you" is fine.
Anything is fine.
Thank you!
I got a polite version of "thank you."
You're a teacher!
You said you wouldn't do it!
Me?
Ogano-san, you really like people who go to the beach a lot.
You have a strong heart.
Mentan!
It's hard for you to do it.
You're sensitive to me too.
You're happy, aren't you?
I've always watched you as a teacher.
I've always liked you as a teacher.
The most important thing is your mental!
He's good!
He's a teacher!
Mentan!
It's your mental!
Mentan!
It's your mental!
Mentan!
It's your mental!
He got a polite version of "thank you."
That's awesome!
Oh, no.
I got a bad version of "thank you."
When you were mocking him, he answered you back.
It's not your fault.
But there is one merit of having disciples.
"Thank you," "thank you," like that.
It's mental.
Doesn't this have merit of having disciples?
It's great.
But I feel like I'm not good enough.
That's the only thing that doesn't make sense.
The atmosphere here is amazing.
It's my first time here.
Has Chuck been drinking beer all the time?
Yes, he has.
Ask Chuck one question at a time and say "Chuck."
Chuck, are you at home?
I'm not at home.
Chuck, where do you work?
I don't have a job.
Chuck, where do you work?
I don't have a job.
If you call him, he will naturally say "Chuck."
Chuck, do you like dogs?
Yes, I like dogs.
Chuck, do you have any questions for Chuck?
Chuck, don't you have any questions for Chuck?
What about sexual desires?
That's a good question.
I think he has some.
What about your preference?
Do you like women?
Is it different from you, Mr. Ogasu?
I like glamorous people.
He has glamorous feelings.
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Which is more important, S or M?
I think it should be M.
It's all the same.
M also.
I remember that woman still thinks about you.
She came to our hotel after dating us.
I was young, and when I entered the hotel, I was already crazy about it.
How did you feel at the time?
When I realized it, I was already stripped of it.
Next, I was pushed out of the bed, and I was in this state.
Four thousand times?
Then, that girl grabbed my butt like this and said,
You ******* monster!
Ahhh!
You ******* monster!
That's the worst timing.
When you're talking about girls at midnight.
That's the worst timing.
I thought it would be such a troublesome time.
That's the worst timing.
Chaku, you can't talk about this outside of the hotel, okay?
Chaku, you can't. You can't. You can't.
I will forever check your mouth.
Wow! Chaku!
You're good at using it!
Chaku-i-ne!
He said it!
He said "chaku-i-ne"!
He said it!
He said "chaku-i-ne" right after we started talking.
I can't cut it!
I'll do something about it.
But you defeated your disciple.
He's your disciple, but...
I like him even more than Mocken.
I think so.
So, I'm in a very dangerous position.
You made a scene.
I'm in a very dangerous position.
You almost got beaten up.
It's about time for you to get beaten up!
First, under the socks.
After that, you'll need the saver sword!
And then, he became a master's disciple and became famous!
Master, I became a master's disciple.
What are you talking about?!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
First of all, socks!
I don't like ninjas like this! What's going to happen?!
I'm thinking about Mr. Kan.
But, in the end, Mr. Kan gets involved.
In the end, Mr. Art finally gets beaten up!
It's a small pride! Everyone in Iran is doing it for free!
And now, Mr. Nadal's consultation for the second time!
It might be tough.
Mr. Nadal's "singer debut prank" has been exposed!