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Ultimate Destructive Simulation Love Magedon
This Love Magedon is a collaboration between a multi- talented talent and a single male comedian.
This is the multi-talented...
You don't have any image at all.
I do, I do, I do, I do, I do!
We've seen each of you.
You saw me in the news, right?
We saw you in each report.
Sato-san is here for the first time in London Hearts.
Nice to meet you.
I'm really nervous.
Wait a minute.
I don't know why.
Do you have to drink alcohol?
I'm not doing well at all.
I'm nervous.
But Nishiyama-san, you said you're really nervous today.
Oh, is that so?
After getting divorced and all, there's no job where a man and himself become something.
No, no.
It's like love equals wearing pink.
I've never worn pink before.
It's the lightest color.
But it's okay. You can make it a meeting place.
It's okay for men to meet here, right?
That's serious.
Gazen Higashibukuro-san was here before me.
Of course!
I was here last time.
And before that, Morita and my partner were wearing it over and over again.
It's not that embarrassing.
But Kan-san was the one who was most nervous here.
I'm sorry.
Originally, we weren't planning to go on the show.
But Morita couldn't come because of his health problems.
We were filming together just now and I asked Kan-san to do it.
All of a sudden...
All of a sudden, Kaji-san called me and said...
I heard you don't have a butt after this. Can you do it?
You don't have a butt, do you?
Why do you say it like it's your part-time job?
It seems like you'll change if you die.
If I die, I won't be able to go on the show at all.
I see.
That's nice.
Love Macketon chooses one person to love.
If you lose, you lose.
It's a "sabari-bari" feeling couple format.
Since there are a lot of men against six women, one person will be left on earth.
Let's see what kind of couple it will be!
If there are only 13 men and women like this on earth, who would you like to be with?
Switch on!
In the first stage, everyone chooses the first scale.
It's so embarrassing!
The shock is also huge!
Let's take a look!
First of all, Watanabe!
Who did you choose?
Oh!
Mr. Oshima!
Wow!
Mr. Asamabe!
Yes!
Why?
Mr. Oshima's face is really my type.
Really?
His face is like a ghost.
He is like a ghost.
He also likes alcohol.
I like alcohol, too.
I want to drink alcohol with him.
You imagined a lot of things.
It was crazy.
Where did you go on a date?
Well, I took him to Kasai, my hometown, once.
Kasai!
That's nice!
Is there a good place?
There is a good place.
There is a sushi restaurant that sells only Zumba.
Zumba?
Zumba!
There is a sushi restaurant that sells only dancing Zumba.
If the Zumba is good, I want to buy it for a low price.
Who do you want to take him to?
I want to take him to a local sushi restaurant.
What about other than his face?
Well...
I want to know what's inside.
I heard you have a Harley.
I don't have one.
Do you have a bike license?
I do have a bike license.
I don't have a Harley.
I'm interested in bikes, too.
I don't have a license, though.
You don't?
You can ride it anytime you like.
Do you ride it behind you?
Yes, I ride it behind me.
I thought it was a new way of riding.
That's right.
I don't ride it that much, but...
Did you have a good time on a date?
Did you kiss?
We kissed.
What?
Really?
In Kasai?
In Kasai, near Edogawa.
Near Edogawa...
I wonder what happened.
Let's see the results.
Will they become a couple?
It's surprising.
I wonder what happened to Oshino.
Suddenly?
Wait a minute!
Wait!
I want to ask you something, Oshima-san!
What is it?
You did it!
I can't understand you anymore!
Seriously!
You are happy again, right?
I'm very happy!
Because a woman who imagined a kiss as "de de de" chose you!
Are you serious?!
That's amazing!
You are like an old man!
From the beginning to the end,
I chose you, Watanabe-san!
Why?
Because of you,
I like this atmosphere.
Wow!
I'm so happy!
I haven't worked with entertainers
or met entertainers,
so I was really looking forward
to meeting you today!
Can we exchange our contacts?
Of course!
Love Magecon!
I don't know if I want to say "Love Magecon", but...
Love Magecon!
It's a dream come true!
Tomorrow night,
we'll go to Kasai!
- Please come! - It's open tomorrow.
- Really? - It's open tomorrow.
- What about tomorrow? - It's open tomorrow.
- It's open tomorrow! - It's open tomorrow.
- It's okay, right? - It's okay.
- We love each other. - It's okay.
- We'll go. - Please.
- We did it! - We did it!
- First group! - We did it!
- Let's go to the couple seat. - Yes!
- We did it! - We did it!
- I'm excited.
- I'm happy. - You two look good together.
- You two are going to exchange contact information? - That's amazing!
- It's okay if it's just between you two, so just put it in your phone. - That's right.
- It's a free time. - It's a free time.
- Look at that.
- There are a lot of them. - As expected, you two are a couple now.
- I'm happy. - You're happy?
- I haven't had a girlfriend for over 10 years. - Really?
- I see. - I've been drinking a lot.
- I hope you'll tell me where you want me to go.
- You're worried about me. - I really wanted someone like you.
- I'll put you in my phone. - Please!
- Wait a minute! - I'm happy!
- I'm happy!
- Please don't make any noises during the show. - We won't.
- You can do anything else. - Is that so?
- It's a full-fledged love reality show. - We won't.
- Next is Hasegawa. - There's more?
- Who did Hasegawa choose? - Wait a minute.
- There it is! - It's Sato-san! - Why?
- I like Sato-san's face.
- I'm not exactly lazy, so I'd like to be told off. - You'd like to be told off?
- Yes, I'd like to be told off. - I see.
- Did you imagine a lot of things? - It's embarrassing, but I imagined it.
- It's embarrassing, but you have to imagine a relationship. - That's right, I imagined it.
- What kind of imagination?
- Of course, I'd like you to go on a date and come to my house in Nakameguro. - Are you inviting me to your house?
- It's been about two years since I moved to Nakameguro, but I'd like you to go to a fashionable restaurant or a restaurant that I haven't been to yet.
- Would you like me to take off my cup or not? - No, you don't have to take it off.
- It's an implant, isn't it? - You don't have to take it off and put it in your cup.
- You don't have to drink it. - It's the worst drink.
- You're just saving money, so you can't drink it.
Have you ever imagined kissing each other?
Yes, of course.
How did it go?
We were eating senbei together.
It's been a while since we ate senbei.
I wanted to eat something hard.
You couldn't eat it before it got in your mouth.
We were eating senbei and suddenly we kissed.
What?
Suddenly?
While eating senbei?
Didn't you have something left in your mouth?
We were eating senbei, but we exchanged it.
It's easy to eat, isn't it?
It's hard.
Let's move on.
Will you become a couple?
It's a tough question.
Continue with your partner!
What?
Oh no!
What a shame!
I was surprised!
Your conscious love, Hasegawa, is rejected!
That was scary!
What happened?
What do you think? You were rejected!
Watanabe-san!
I don't think it has anything to do with me anymore.
You only think about Hoshima-san now!
We were talking and I didn't know what was going on.
You were talking all the time!
Did you exchange LINE messages?
Yes, we did!
That's good!
I didn't know that!
Next up is Kansan and Kyon who were called urgently!
Kansan and Kyon?
Who did they choose?
Let's see!
Oh!
It's Suzanni-san!
It's Kansan and Kyon!
That's right!
There's also Kansan and Kyon, right?
They came from both of you!
Kansan and Kyon!
Kansan and Kyon who were on different locations before,
it feels weird for you to come here and choose Suzanni-san!
Seriously!
I'm being asked this in the studio!
Go ahead!
Why Suzanni-san?
She seems kind and calm!
She always has a smile on her face.
I feel that!
I see!
That's what you like about her.
Did you imagine meeting Suzanni-san?
Yes, I did.
In a short period of time.
What are you doing?
I heard what you asked me and then imagined it.
I see.
What kind of date do you want to go with Suzanne?
Like Akachochin.
That's nice.
Let's go to Akachochin and get drunk.
Yes.
And then let's go to Golden Gai.
Let's go to Macaroni.
That's deep.
You are smart.
It's deep even in Akachochin.
And then Golden Gai.
Let's go to Golden Gai from Shinjuku Sanchome and get drunk.
If you feel like walking, go to Shinjuku Sanchome.
You like it.
Kyon.
He has a bright image.
I'm also bright.
I think we have similar wavelength.
We have similar impression.
He is like the sun.
He brightens up the house.
You don't look like Kyon.
I'm nervous.
I'm sorry.
Did you think about kissing?
I was nervous.
I like fishing.
He said he wanted to go fishing.
We went fishing on a fishing boat.
Can you do it again?
Isn't it difficult?
I know the timing.
When you receive a fish like this,
you pick it up
before you give it to the fish.
You pick it up?
When you receive it, you can do it.
When you receive it, you should do it first.
But you pick it up at this strange time.
but you pick it up at this strange time.
You pick it up first.
Have you picked it up?
You give him the fish and take a picture.
Like this.
I see.
That's what I like about you.
Let's see the result.
Will they be a couple?
Let's see the result.
Will they be a couple?
I want you to say it.
Will they be a couple?
Susanne chose them.
Unfortunately, their feelings didn't reach Susanne.
But Susanne asked them about their feelings.
Next, Moriyama.
Who did Moriyama choose?
Handsome leader.
There it is!
You're good!
There it is!
You chose them on purpose!
I'm sure you did!
I'm surprised!
Moriyama-san, why?
I'm happy!
Kumada-san...
You've been through tough times, haven't you?
Tough times...
And you're active now.
I'm happy!
On the contrary, you're very pure!
I'm happy!
Even if you go around for one week or three weeks, you're still very pure!
Even if you go around for three weeks, you're still pure!
I can feel the pureness of the real truth!
You're lying!
Is there something wrong with me?
No, it's fine!
You don't have to worry about the outside world!
I know both sweet and sour, so I'd like you to teach me a lot of things!
That's why I chose you, Mr. Kumada!
What about your appearance?
My appearance is perfect!
It's like a Succubus that makes men boneless!
What is a Succubus?
It's like a witch that makes men boneless!
There is a beautiful witch!
Don't say "boneless" too much! I'm really boneless!
Is it physically like that in reality?
I'm not!
You can imagine that you have a lot of pheromones, can't you?
I'm not "m" at all!
I'm the opposite of "m"!
With you, Mr. Kumada, I can do anything!
I can accept anything!
Thank you very much!
What do you mean "thank you very much"?
I can do anything with you!
Thank you very much!
You mean you'll let me do it, don't you?
I also have a strong willpower!
It started at about 9 p.m. and continued until about 6 a.m.
That's long!
Nana-chan, aren't you happy?
No, I'm not happy!
It's too long!
Could you please shut up for a moment?
You're annoying me while I'm appealing!
You're annoying me!
Leave me alone! Listen to me!
Mr. Kumada doesn't hate you!
Thank you very much!
It's really long!
9 hours?
Thank you very much!
It's not a mission!
Will the couple succeed?
Come on!
It's good!
Moriama is dumped by Kumada Yoko.
What is that "thank you very much"?
I was ready for that reaction.
Next, Kumada who dumped Moriama, who did you choose?
Who did you choose?
There is no one but Moriama.
What is that "thank you very much"?
It's unexpected.
I've been watching all of your free talks for the past two weeks.
I think you are wonderful.
Many people say bad things about you, but I don't hate you.
Bad things about me? I have love for you.
I love you because you care about me.
I think you will make me happy no matter what happens.
That's great.
You are saying bad things about me.
Give me back my love.
You have a heartache, don't you?
Did you imagine something?
Yes, I did.
What did you imagine?
It's hard for a woman to imagine.
What did you imagine about your date?
I have a kid.
While my kid is at school, I want to do housework and take care of him.
Do you feel like you have one more kid?
Yes, I feel like I have a big boy.
How about "remote date"?
That's not "remote date".
"Remote date" is fine.
You don't have to say bad things about me.
"Remote date" is "remote date" and I am "dm".
Don't say it.
Don't search it.
How about your appearance?
I don't care about my appearance.
That's terrible.
I care about my personality and the way I talk.
You care about your personality.
If you like someone, you like someone else.
I'm happy for you.
Let's see how it goes.
Will they become a couple?
Don't say it.
Accept it.
Don't say it.
Wow!
Why?
Why did you say that?
Who said it?
You said it.
I didn't know it would be like that.
It's strange, isn't it?
Juriyama is relieved.
It's the worst.
But you chose Pikmin, didn't you?
It's not Pikmin!
Stop it!
Why doesn't luckism work when you're a loner?
When you were here, you were comparing me and the cotton.
Why didn't you scold me?
Next, Iguchi who played Kumada.
What?
Who did you choose?
Who is it?
What?
Nana-chan?
It's not "who is it?" You knew it, didn't you?
Next, Nana-san.
Why "who is it?"
She may look like a fool, but she is actually a person who cares about others.
She is very cheerful.
She seems to have fun even when something happens.
For example, she went to see a movie and didn't watch it.
I wanted her to have fun and not regret what she did.
I'm happy for you.
How did you imagine your date?
I went to see a movie and didn't watch it.
I had a cup of tea and watched a DVD at home.
I'm happy for you.
You imagined it right away.
You imagined what kind of DVD you would buy, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
Are you such an erotic person?
I was so excited about DVDs that I bought erotic DVDs in my head.
Why do you buy erotic DVDs when you can't watch a movie?
You don't know why, do you?
I couldn't watch a movie at home, so I decided to watch a movie at home.
If you go home like that, you'll feel good, won't you?
That's right.
What kind of movie do you like?
I like "The Castle of Kaleosto" by Lupin.
When I watch "The Castle of Kaleosto", I feel good.
Isn't it hard for you to hold a kiss while you're watching it?
It's hard for me to hold a kiss while I'm watching it.
I think it's a good atmosphere.
You rely on movies a lot, don't you?
I think so, but it's okay.
Send me a DM later.
I won't send you a DM. You're next to me.
I won't send you a DM if you're next to me.
Let's see the results.
Will the couple be established?
I think it's good.
I think it's possible.
Let's see the result.
Will they become a couple?
I like it.
Wait a minute. I'm scared.
Is it possible?
No way!
I was happy.
Eguchi and Suzukinana are rejected.
What is it?
It can't be helped.
It's not good.
Kumada-san, look at him.
No, it's not like that.
I don't think it's possible.
Damn it!
It's not good.
I will be with you forever.
Next week, they will have a fierce battle.
It's not different from when I was rejected once.
I'm inviting you today.
I finally realized the love of the truth.
They are desperately confessing their love.
They are humiliated and lonely.
I'm not like that!
Souyoku-shi used old photos of old comedians.
You're making me fierce from now on.
It's not like that.
This is a dream.
The past broadcast will be illuminated.
A moral campaign is also in progress.