AISubs v3.7
Nataru sensei's talent career consultation!
Last time, due to the scandal, Yukiko's work has decreased dramatically.
I don't think Shinsoko is a good girl.
Don't say that!
That's why she's not here anymore.
She flew away from Japan.
Everyone is unhappy about it.
I'm not unhappy about it!
Even for Kumada, who caused a scandal and caused a commotion in society...
Anyway, I have one erotic.
Sensei! Sensei!
He said it's erotic.
Even if it's done normally...
But it's a little sexy, right?
Sensei, what kind of erotic do you think it is? I'm very interested in it.
Sensei, what kind of erotic do you think it is? Please tell me.
Please tell me what it is. I don't know.
Clearly.
Even if you say it abstractly, I don't know.
It's erotic.
Sensei! Sensei!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
From here is the second half.
Our guest is a member of ASAI Project, Ragare Bushi.
Ragare Bushi has gathered a lot of attention by listening to the erotic festival stories shown in the 2013 "The Manzai" final.
This is not a festival!
The following year, the erotic festival "Millenniums" by five groups who debuted in 2000, including Audrey and Knights, began.
However, it ended in one year.
It ended in one year.
If you can't get through the wave of breaks, you can add one star to the convenience store and make a wish for a restart.
The erotic festival became a job in China.
In the fall, it became a charity work for real estate management and solar power generation.
In addition, the rumors of their ship began to spread, and the wind direction became worse.
In 2013, does the light shine again in Ragare Bushi, which is losing its brilliance?
Now, what do you want to do in the future as a manager, Manager Tamura?
I'm focusing on events and sales right now.
You're the best in Japan.
I'd like to make it a place where you can get titles like events, sales, and entertainers.
Also, I've been doing solo live shows since 2007, and I'd like to dream of a live show where I can do a live show at the Japan Budokan if possible in the future.
In terms of sales, there are people like Masashi Kumada and Rigaro Arias who use small tools or use all kinds of things to make money, but is it really hard to do normal sales like that?
If that's the case, is it really the number one?
It's like you've changed. It's a very specific comment.
Well, what do you think?
You might think I'm doing normal manzai, but depending on the place, like when the stage is outside or behind the stage, there's a long bamboo that's been cut down, and I appear with it or laugh with it, or I use what I have and laugh, so we're not just doing normal manzai, we're using what we have on the spot and laughing.
So you do have sales techniques.
How is it actually? Do you get a lot of requests like "I want you to do a flow bus every year"?
- That's right. - Really?
- Yes. - I've never heard of it.
- I've never heard of it either. - I've never heard of it.
I've never heard of it, but it sounds like a different celebrity, like at other schools and festivals.
- I see. - Do you really say "I want you to do a flow bus every year"?
- I'm pretty closed off, but... - Do you really say it?
Basically, I always receive requests when they go out on events and go shopping.
- And they give me a great response. - And they say "Please do it again next year", too.
That's basically how it is.
It's a world you don't know.
That's basically how it is.
It's better not to lie.
It's not a lie.
It's difficult.
People who receive sales and people who do a live show alone have different qualities.
I don't think doing a live show at Budokan and receiving sales are linked.
That's right.
Sales are shallow.
It's shallow.
People of all ages can't laugh at anyone.
I was wondering if fans would laugh at me if I brought a bamboo.
You said you used tools.
That's why I'm specialized in sales.
That's why you brought a bamboo.
Bamboo!
The teacher is angry.
I'm telling you.
Don't you want to hear it?
It's not a change.
What I want to say is that you want to see a work at a live show alone.
You want to laugh at a movie.
You want to laugh and have a work, don't you?
That's right.
You look like you were saved.
It's hard to say.
I want to see the deep side of it.
You said your relationship is funny.
What do you think about it?
I don't know about it, but it's funny.
I've never seen it before.
Wait a minute.
I'm not saying I don't know about it, but I'm going to say it.
I know how you fight.
I don't know if it's real or not.
Do you want to hear about the combination house?
When it was really noisy in the world, it was really close, but now it's okay.
It seems like the combination house is okay.
I don't know if it's funny to be born as a combination house.
I often say that my house is noisy, but it's funny.
I often say that.
The combination house is popular these days, isn't it?
I think it's okay for the house to be noisy in the world.
When you tweeted in the second half of the game, the combination house was noisy, wasn't it?
I was really upset that I lost to Pusan Shiro.
Of course I understand.
I didn't think about it and said it.
What did you say?
The judges said, "You can't laugh like that."
You can't laugh like San Shiro.
I was so upset that I didn't say it when I was drunk at night, but at 9 a.m. the next day.
You said it calmly.
I was upset even when I woke up.
I said it again in the second half of the game.
I compared San Shiro with a niche French movie and our own story with jazz.
Jazz is a very noble music, isn't it?
Ad-lib and ad-lib go well together.
He used to say that.
"Sanshirou" and "Nagareboshi" became popular and we lost.
He's a comedian, but he always looks down.
He's the only one around "Sanshirou" and "Nagareboshi" who has returned.
It must have been frustrating.
But he says it's "jazz".
I think it's a waste of time.
It looks good and refreshing.
It's like a Mercedes in a car.
But the driver is a hamster.
Who is a hamster?
He can't drive.
It spins in the steering wheel.
He can't drive.
It's a waste of time.
"Nagareboshi" is like that.
I thought he didn't look like a human being.
I'm relieved that he looks like a human being.
He's smiling calmly now.
When he was second, he was angry and went home.
You say you don't go anywhere.
I think you should go out.
You should show your anger now.
You look decent.
Your talk is good.
You look like a human being.
You're in trouble, but you should be playful.
I'm in trouble because it's serious.
You're in trouble because it's serious.
You're right.
You have a fight.
It's like "hypocrisy".
You're really angry.
You have a fight.
You talk like "shinji".
I have nothing to say.
You talk like "shinji".
I often say things like that, and I'm sure I can confirm it properly, so I'll tell you the truth.
No, no, don't say it.
Chippei will do it?
It will be reversed.
Won't you do it?
You said that "natural disaster" was funny, so you can't make it up, right?
But if something bad comes up, I can't turn to the side where I can control it, right?
Surprisingly, you do such things behind the scenes, so you don't do any jokes or anything like that.
Shouldn't you have said it before?
Isn't it okay for me to do it now? It's a new...
So you can talk about "natural disaster" more and more?
Yes! So it looks decent, but I'm sorry about that.
Don't say it all the time, "decent".
It looks decent.
It looks decent, doesn't it?
The more you do it on the set, the more it looks decent.
You too, Dachou-san?
Ueshiba-san is decent.
That's right!
So that's how it is.
"Natural disaster" is the most dangerous one, and Ueshiba-san is actually decent.
That's right.
Who said "natural disaster"?!
I was like, "Huh?!"
Who said "natural disaster"?!
Jimon-san has that kind of talent.
"Natural disaster" is trending right now?
Yes.
Really?
It's hot, and it makes you straight.
Sensei wanted to say it, but you didn't say it.
But I thought you were trying to look cool all the time.
You're using words.
Sensei thought so, too.
Sensei doesn't have to say it.
It's refreshing, you know?
So I think it's big to be able to mess with it like that.
Also, I just realized that Jimon-san has his own way of doing things.
For example, he calls me "takiue" or something like that.
But I love it!
But it's bad!
Why do you call me "takiue"?!
But I love it!
Because it's one in two.
Isn't that bad, too? One in two?
I don't know about one in two, but it's better to have a calendar for real estate agents.
Like a calendar for buildings.
It's better for you to do it like that.
It's about time.
Okay, let's go back.
Okay.
You're decent.
You're decent!
You can stick it out a little more!
It's late now.
And so, pushing aside "takiue"'s wickedness,
Chu-ue decided to go with a serious character.
This is Dr. Natal's personal advice.
The last one is from RICE, who is a direct senior.
Thank you for waiting!
You're weak!
The order is definitely different!
We only have 2 minutes left.
Stop it!
It's only 2 minutes!
Please!
Please watch this VTR that summarizes his activities so far.
I'm surprised!
Please forgive me!
In 2016's "King of Kong", he crushed the current popular Kamaitachi and Jump characters.
RICE, who was shining like a 9th generation king, is gone.
What's wrong with you?
He's a champion.
During this period of his reign as king, the number of appearances on TV increased at once.
That's right.
Does RICE have a break now?
That's what people thought.
After winning the championship, RICE was invited to various programs.
Only "Sekimachi" was invited to various variety programs.
That's right.
And sometimes...
Sometimes...
On the Internet, people say "RICE won the championship" and "RICE is gone".
"RICE is gone".
Will RICE be okay like this?
Now, this is the current situation.
Ms. Kawamura, what do you think of this situation?
Most of the convenience stores are closed.
Only "Sekimachi" is exposed.
Yes, "Sekimachi" is often mentioned in "London Hearts".
Thank you for mentioning it.
It says, "Don't leave anything behind".
I knew it!
Only "Sekimachi" is exposed.
Basically, there aren't many media outlets.
But as a combination, we're going to perform at a comedy festival in Shanghai.
Like Jinnai, I hope that it will be popular overseas as well.
- Overseas, right? - Yes.
Jinnai is also doing comedy overseas.
This is bad! Don't talk about overseas stuff!
- You're going to get kicked out of here! - You're going to get kicked out of here!
Don't say "in Japan", "in Japan"!
- Don't say "overseas"! - You're going to get kicked out of here!
- You're going to get kicked out of here!
- You shouldn't say that. - First of all...
- Is Daniel your junior? - He's my junior.
But first of all, what's bad about him?
- He doesn't have a nose. - Ah, he's not one of those types.
- That's true. - People say that a lot.
- He doesn't have the explosive power when he's on variety shows. - I see.
- And I've never seen him leave a mark on his nose. - Not even once?
- But he's funny to some extent. - To some extent...
- How do you say "average"? - Even Chisone becomes a king and changes completely.
We were the same. We didn't have a lot of work at first.
We didn't get a lot of attention on TV either.
But we were like, "Let's work hard on our solo shows."
And if we worked hard on our solo shows, we'd be able to get calls like that.
- Still, our story is completely different from Lys's. - Huh?
- It's different? - Yeah, it's a little...
The one I'm holding is a little heavier than Lys's.
- It's not that bad. - I'm happy to do it, but...
But if you say you don't have a nose, is there something you can't do?
- What should I do? Should I say "looks"? - Looks or...
- Like Jin-san, especially when he's walking in the city and his voice is hoarse... - Yeah.
- Both of you look like you're neither of them. - It's rare.
- So you're saying that Rice isn't here? - Rice isn't here?
- It's rare that Rice isn't here. - Rice isn't here?
- Rice isn't here?
- But you were prepared for Sekimachi to die, weren't you?
- No, it's just that I want to appear on TV more.
- My partner is the type who doesn't like TV.
- So I'll work hard and appear more and more, and I want to increase Rice's fame.
- It's hard for me to be called over and over again.
- Like I said earlier, I can't leave a fingerprint.
- So I'll be gone for half a year.
- And after half a year, I'll have forgotten all about the atmosphere.
- So I'll be reset again.
- Don't you want to remember it every time?
- To record the atmosphere at the time and say, "It was like this."
- Of course, I've watched it on TV many times, but...
- It's the most decent thing you've done so far.
- Why do you forget it?!
- You forget it once and it's been going on for years.
- Then...
- Why do you repeat the same thing over and over again?
- That's right, but...
- You can't remember it.
- There are times when you leave a fingerprint and shout out loud.
- But it may feel like it's ending quietly and constantly.
- You may want to shout out more.
- Shout out more and say, "Cray, cray!"
- "Cray, cray!"
- "Come back! Come back!"
- "I'm sorry!"
- It's funny.
- That is the loudest shout you have done so far, isn't it?
- Yes, it's funny.
- It was, but you were a little quick.
- Yeah, you were fast.
- You were using a formula which means you can't do it.
- Yeah, you're kind of poor.
- You should not call me senior anymore.
- Because you're not a senior anymore, you've won.
Like "a little bit"?
Yeah, like "a little bit".
So you're fine with that character, Sekima-chan?
There are things you want to do, right?
But what kind of character do you want to play?
What do you want to do?
What do you think you're best at?
You've played a lot of characters, haven't you?
What do you think you're best at?
You have something in you, don't you?
You have something you can show off, don't you?
Something you can shine on.
You're late!
You've been doing this for 7 years.
You can do it in front of 2 cameras.
I saw you doing it now.
You did it in the middle of it.
It's too easy to do it anywhere.
You should do it.
You're fast.
It's not funny.
You mistake her for Seki.
- Really? - Yes.
It's not funny.
You should do it this way.
You shouldn't say that.
You're close.
You should understand it soon.
It's fine if you do it three or four times,
but you should do it at once.
Don't call me "this guy"
He goes up and down and slides
He's the type of person who lives
But like just now
He slides and everyone around him gets excited
And he makes a face like he got hit
I don't have a face like that
Even now you do it
Why do you suddenly hate me?
That's your bad habit
Bad habit?
Tell me about it, I don't know
This is his bad habit
He does it all the time
He's been doing it all the time since he was in the theater
You can't give him anything back
You just stand up and do it
Even now there's a place for you to forgive him
Can I say it?
Of course you can
You can do it
You're just a bad guy
That's why Hazama said bad things about you
He said it a lot
You should have gone there
If you didn't get it you could have gotten mad at me
I see
This is serious
It's serious
You don't have anything in you that you can say "forgive me"
How about you, Mr. Manager?
You can say "forgive me" but you can't say "forgive me" like this.
What do you think about "tadokoro"?
"Tadokoro" has a strong script.
You're writing a story.
Yes.
In the future, I'd like you to write a movie script like "Guitar Hero".
I see.
It's similar to "Jiro", isn't it?
Yes, it's very similar.
One of you will appear in the movie and the other will write the script.
I think you'll do something similar in the future.
But you're not good at it yet.
You look like you're writing a story.
"Tadokoro" has a strong script.
You look like you're writing a story.
No, I'm not.
"Tadokoro" has a strong script.
Please forgive me!
I don't like it.
I like it!
It's a little late.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You can forgive me at the end of the movie.
I see.
You can't say that at the end of the movie.
We still want you to say that at the end of the movie.
But you're good at making empty promises, right?
I'd like to continue with that feature in the future.
I can do it.
You can't do it today.
You are like Miyake-san.
Take it back!
Am I better than Miyake-san?
No, you are not.
Give me another chance!
What is this?
What is this atmosphere?
I told you all.
At first I told Jin and said a word, and I told you all in this atmosphere, right?
It's good.
This pattern, you do various patterns like this.
It may be possible for a teacher to do it once in a while.
Are you bored?
Are you sick of it?
You're sick of it.
Take a break.
I thought you wouldn't talk.
I don't want to see it.
Today is Mr. Nadaru's first time, so I know what it is.
Three groups are the limit.
Please turn three times a day.
Our teacher doesn't turn four times.
Please come again next week.
I want you to do it when you're not tired.
I'll call you in six months.
Please forgive me.
Please call me next week, too!
This is the coolest thing I've done so far!
You've overcome it!
I'm happy!
It's your own gag!
That's right! You can do it with confidence!
You've overcome it!
I'm happy!
After the recording, we asked Mr. Nadal about his impressions.
I think I've given you some advice about what you're worried about.
But...
I'm sorry, I don't remember much.
I really want to apologize for what I said.
I wasn't concentrating at all.
I think I was sitting sideways a few times.
Please buy it all!
But I think Mr. Sekima's new gag usage is really interesting.
I woke up a little lightly there.
I was sleepy, so I woke up there.
Next January 9th is GOLDEN SPECIAL!
Fred comedians will rock the stage with excitement from January 9th!
It's cool!
They'll blow away the cold weather with their sensational performance!
What are you doing?!
They'll go all the way to Shichipurei!
Also, Anyo Shizakiya will...
What kind of update is that?!
It's a mistake!
And also, attention-grabbing artists will...
Watch GOLDEN SPECIAL for three hours on RONGHA TV Chidori!
Also, on TERASA, past line-ups and original works will be streamed!
How long are you going to say that?!