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No matter how carefully you explain it, you'll forget it the next day.
Tonight's debate topic is "Entertainer Handling Instructions".
Eight managers from Uretsuko announced their secret operation skills.
Cute.
Anyway...
What kind of management is that?!
Also...
I don't know how to say "propose".
Okay!
It's the first recording of "Adios, Quecondo"!
Hey...
Hey!
You're small-minded!
No, I'm not!
Two days after the announcement of that big news...
Today, we have eight entertainers here with us.
But we haven't told you about today's topic yet.
It's too early for that.
Right?
What?
What are we going to do?
You don't know?
What are we going to do?
It's too early for that.
First of all, I'm...
"Omedate to"...
Oh, never mind.
"Omedate to" is...
"Man-o-jit-shau-ka-na".
"Man-o-jit-shau-ka-na" is "Man-o-jit-shau-ka-na".
It's been a while since I said "man-o-jit-shau-ka-na".
Don't be nervous!
Don't be nervous! We're getting married!
Man-o-jit-shau-ka-na!
This is my first time recording with this kind of report, so I had to say it.
I'm sorry for biting you like that.
This is the worst way of biting in the entertainment world.
I was about to throw it this way, but I bit it this way!
You're always good at playing hard to get!
I was about to throw it this way, but I bit it this way!
That's how good of a chess player you were, right?
You said you could marry an announcer even if you were playing chess, didn't you?
Why am I suddenly playing chess?
Today, we have someone who was with us in the previous recording.
It's this person! Please come in!
Who is it?
No, no, no!
You saw it!
You saw it, brother!
You're always playing around with me!
That's right.
I don't have a chance to play around with you like this!
You're playing around with me?
This is the opposite of love!
Are you joining me?
No, no, no!
Here?
Here, here, here!
Is that so?
I'm married!
Are you messing with me? Or are you playing drums?
I'm surprised! Where did you hear about it?
"Kini naru kini youbi" recording?
No!
What? "Kini naru kini youbi"?
If you watch it again, you'll get married.
"Kini naru kini youbi"! I'm married!
It's Friday, so it's "happy only kini youbi"!
It's Friday, right?
Between "kini naru kini youbi" and "kini naru kini youbi" recordings, I'm a manager.
Do you have any recommendations?
Stop it!
On "kini naru kini youbi"...
Tell me about it!
On "kini naru kini youbi"...
There's only one thing.
There's a fan for ice water.
It looks cool!
Yes, it's ice water, so it's really cool.
I came here to mess with you, but you're messing with me!
Why did you come here?
There's a lot of things I want to ask you.
I want to ask you about the amount of tapioca.
"Kyassaba"!
It's not "kyassaba"!
It's not "kyassaba" with "choresu"!
It's not like that at all!
It's not like that!
Wait, wait!
How about "propose"?
Can we start with you?
What was it?
You have to say it first!
Wait a little longer!
What kind of proposal will you make later?
That's enough!
I don't want to know!
He wants to know!
In front of Disneyland's Cinderella Castle...
You prepare crow's feet...
You kneel...
Please be my Cinderella.
Are you divorced?!
Do you ever propose to someone who's divorced?!
Before marriage?
That's no good. It's not helpful.
No, that's not what I meant!
I've been predicting this for 10 years!
Back then, bubble tea wasn't popular!
No, that's not what I meant!
I've been predicting this for years!
Let's talk about more embarrassing things!
That's why I want to hear you propose!
But that's private!
It's not like I'm going to say it!
I'm not that dirty!
But you're in love!
Are you talking about something a happy married man would say?!
I'm not dirty!
But it's my Friday!
It's my Friday!
I'm not dirty! I'm happy!
Get out of here!
Are you the star of the show?
I don't know why you're calling me that!
Are you going to say you're going to propose?
Is my proposal the most important thing right now?!
But you're married!
You're married!
Let me refer to it!
Let me refer to it?
I went to my wife's house and before I got on the train,
I asked her if she would marry me.
This?!
I'll give you this!
I'll give you this air!
I've never seen this kind of air!
Should we take it?
Are you naked?
I'll give you this air!
Say it!
It's messed up like this!
What is this?
If you have a chance, please let me say it!
So, today's plan is this!
What?
How to handle comedians!
What?
While working with comedians,
how should we interact with them,
and what should we be careful of?
Let's announce the survey we asked our manager!
I want him to tell us.
I'm sure there are members we haven't interacted well with.
What's wrong with you today?
Even if you get married, your poison won't go away!
Let's get started.
First up is this person.
Come here, Oda.
Last year, he won first place in the EVON Grand Prix.
He's a 42-year-old comedian.
His manager is surprisingly thoughtful.
Let's start with his manager, Takahashi of Yoshimoto Industries.
When he's down, he'll be happy to tell him about Oda's tweets.
To do that, he has to check his tweets regularly.
Does your manager know about this?
No, he doesn't.
Let's call him out. Manager Takahashi!
Huh?
He's coming out.
Huh?
What are you doing?
How do you search for tweets that make you happy?
Like, "Come here, Oda. You're cute."
Cute?
You search for it and you get caught?
Like, "You're cute like a squirrel."
That makes me happy the most.
You're happy?!
Stop it!
Why?
You're happy.
It's better to be praised for your appearance.
No, but I've been in a scary life for 20 years.
That's why I'm happy about it.
That makes me happy the most. Do you remember?
No, but "You look like a hamster" makes me happy.
Why do you like it so much?
You want people to think you're cute, right?
That's right.
By the way, there's a follow-up note about your appearance.
There was a time when you didn't sell well and got lost and wore pink glasses.
Please don't talk about it.
Huh?
"Got lost"? Is that your manager's opinion?
Is it your predecessor or your predecessor's opinion?
Did you say you got lost?
Hey!
No, I didn't say that.
That's scary!
That's sudden!
Can you do your eyes like this?
Can you do your tongue like this?
That's Ijirisa!
That's not it!
That's Ijirisa!
That's not it!
You're trying to say it with your left eye!
That's Riscarun!
That's not cute at all!
That's Kisho-i!
That's not cute at all!
That's Kisho-i!
What is this?!
Seriously, what is this?!
Let's continue.
Next up is Diane and Tsuda.
Are they really treated like this in Dunkerque?
They are veterans who have been doing this for over 20 years!
What kind of care will their manager give them?
I'm Yoshimoto Industry's manager, Nakamura.
Tsuda says that if your LINE messages are short, you won't be in a good mood.
So, please use exclamation marks and dots as much as you can to express your emotions.
That's so annoying!
What is that?!
That's so annoying!
The manager in front of me has always been very cold.
Always!
Even then, I didn't like it.
If you say something like that, just call me!
He was very short-tempered.
Isn't it usually like that?
Don't you want him to express his emotions more?
You were slippery today!
Why do you say things like that?!
You say "You were slippery today" in front of your heart mark!
Your manager will kill you!
You talk too much!
Let's call him! Manager Nakamura!
Yes!
Oh, nice!
How does Manager Nakamura talk?
He doesn't say "yes, sir" but "surprised" instead.
What?!
Like "yes, sir!"
I see.
It's like you're saying it cheerfully.
Yes.
What about "..."?
When I say "yes, sir" it gets heavier.
So I say "..." to put in more emotion.
It's hard to say but you let out air.
It's annoying!
It's not annoying at all.
It's more humane to say "yes, sir" than "surprised", isn't it?
Wow!
It's better than saying "yes, sir".
It looks better, too.
It looks cool.
I think you went to an English university.
Kyoto University.
You went to Kyoto University!
Wow!
What do you think of Kyoto University?
Sometimes I think it's childish.
When I see you in the hallway, you're walking with your shoulders cut off even though you don't like it in Tokyo.
What's up with you today?!
Your reaction is better than usual!
You're good with words!
By the way, there are other theories about LINE.
Magical Lover, Yoshimoto Industry, Ryogoku Manager.
Me?
Noda doesn't look at LINE much,
so when he gets a reply, he sends the next application so that he can look at it right away.
This is no good!
Ryogoku Manager!
Recently, it's getting faster and faster,
so he sends it at 12 a.m. the day before and sends it at 5 a.m. the next morning.
That's no good!
If you get a reply, do you look at it now and then send it?
That's right.
It's like sending the next one the moment you prepare for the next one.
Wow!
That's amazing!
Did you know about this?
No, I actually look at it.
You can look at it by pressing and holding, right?
Oh, you don't want it to be recorded, right?
I look at the questionnaire once so that it doesn't get recorded,
and if it takes me a long time to reply after the questionnaire gets recorded,
it's no good, right?
Think about it.
You know what I mean?
He thinks about it a lot.
You want him to think of it right away.
I want him to think I'm a genius.
I want him to think I'm a manager genius.
Actually, I'm sorry, Ryogoku, but I look at it.
I look at it and I reply to the questionnaire as if I remembered it right away.
Oh, you write it down somewhere.
I write it down and put it in my notebook.
I just realized it now, but you think about it until 5 in the morning.
You think about it a lot.
You're late.
You don't think about it, do you?
You don't think it's a genius because it took you a long time to send the questionnaire, do you?
No, I don't think about it at all.
Ryogoku, can you send the questionnaire again?
That's a lot of work, but you don't mind, do you?
No, I don't mind at all.
Let's leave it at that for now.
Yes, as a solution.
It's not a problem.
Next, Okazu Club, Ocarina.
Here it is.
YouTube becoming a hot topic just by eating rice,
Ocarina has a mystery about it.
How does the manager handle it?
I'm Yoshimoto Industry's manager, Nakano.
What are you paying attention to?
Ocarina regularly checks her face,
but once she goes there, it gets sunny or cloudy,
so she has to make sure to check her face when there's not much work,
like watching TV.
Let's ask her.
Manager Nakano, it's tough, isn't it?
You have to reorganize your schedule due to your beauty relationship.
I've done it just before,
but I couldn't hide it even with my makeup.
Does it get that sunny?
I want to use a strong one.
You want to use a strong one.
No, it's not like that.
It's better to use a strong one.
But for a week, it's like a downtime.
It gets really sunny.
Does it get foggy?
Yes, it does.
I haven't seen it properly, so I haven't noticed it,
but it does get foggy.
You have a white image, don't you?
No, not at all.
Does it get foggy before you notice it?
Yes, it does.
Do you have a clock I used to have at home?
Yes, I do.
Has it been there since then?
It's been there since then.
Oh, really?
When you took this picture?
Before Hatsushi ate it.
But if you do it too much, it's not good for your skin.
No, but I really want to do it once a month.
If you rest for a month and use it all up, it's fine, right?
I thought it would be hard for you.
Andy, do you do something like that?
I don't spend money like that.
Among female comedians' juniors,
Okazukurabu doesn't spend too much money and doesn't laugh.
Both of you?
With Yuipi?
Yuipi also goes on a diet.
Even in the dressing room, she only talks about beauty.
Among juniors, it's hard for me to get involved.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're like an actress.
Nakano is nodding a lot.
When I left the dressing room, my manager told me to keep my skin clean.
That's why you care about your skin.
Andy also tells me to keep my skin clean.
My skin is clean.
It's smooth.
It's not just your skin.
Why don't you say anything, Zakiyama?
I didn't say my skin is clean.
I said your skin looks delicious.
You can't say that now!
You can't say my skin looks delicious now!
Even I heard about it.
You're leading people to believe you.
It's not fair.
You're leading people to believe you.
Recently, I told my stylist not to believe me.
I'll make you believe me.
Let's continue with Andy.
She's 26 years old and has no love experience.
How does she treat her manager?
Yoshimoto Industry's Kuwako Manager.
She says she'd be happy if she could work in one place.
She finds her favorite male staff and motivates them.
If there's a handsome staff that Andy likes, she tells him where they work.
That's nice.
She was using me.
Kuwako Manager.
Yes.
Kuwako-san.
Every time you come in...
You come in looking for good-looking guys, right?
Yes.
Are there people like that?
Are there people like that in Japan?
Were there people like that in Japan?
He is here today.
Who is he?
I haven't found him yet.
He is a cameraman in black parka.
He is No. 12.
Oh, yes, yes.
He is famous for being good-looking.
He is always there, isn't he?
What is his name?
Everyone likes him.
Oh, yes, yes.
He is more of a manly type of guy.
He is the type of guy who has a big camera like that.
Oh, like Shinichi Ushinohara?
It's hard for me to say otherwise.
Why?
It's hard for me to say otherwise!
Chehonman?
Chehonman, right?
There is no way I can say Chehonman!
Why?
Don't make me say it!
It's terrible!
Don't make me say it!
It's terrible!
Don't make me say it!
What is your daily routine like?
There is a manga theme called "host club" which is popular in Borjuk these days.
I like it.
I talk about it in the dressing room.
Like what I should do if I become a host.
In my delusion.
She said something else, didn't she?
Yes, she did.
I don't think a host would do such a thing.
I'm a little interested in it.
I'm just looking up the price of the book with Mr. Tanabe.
With Mr. Tanabe?
Are you going with Mr. Tanabe?
No, I'm not.
With Mr. Tanabe?
Mr. Tanabe seems to be fooled a little, so I'm just following him.
You're going to be fooled.
No, no, no, no.
It's terrible!
No, no, no.
You're going to be fooled by the host next door.
How is it?
She's coming.
She's a former host.
Welcome.
A unique host.
No, it's not the kind of host I'm looking for.
What's your name?
Kiyoshi Matsumoto.
That's right.
I haven't heard of you for a long time.
Like Rei.
You like girls, don't you?
I love Kiyoshi Matsumoto.
I'm doing it.
Kiyoshi Matsumoto.
You're just going to say it straight.
Kiyoshi Matsumoto.
Next up is Takagi.
Here it is.
Takagi Imogi.
He graduated from the best baseball school in Japan.
He is a very positive person.
Let's hear what he has to say.
I am Yoshida, the manager of Grape Company.
I have more than half of my job to work out.
So, I am careful about how I organize my schedule.
I also think about my shoulders and elbows.
The ball I throw is basic and expensive.
The day before, I don't let him throw the ball because it will be a series.
I limit the number of balls I throw to 30.
He is an athlete.
He is protected.
He is an American.
He is not treated like an American.
Takagi has to be careful about this.
Yes.
Takagi is a person who overdoes himself.
Sometimes, he doesn't let me throw the ball.
You look like an agent who overdoes himself.
You look like a major leaguer.
You weren't good at organizing your schedule, were you?
I played a little bit of baseball.
So, I know what it is like to be tired.
Do you also do icing?
Icing is prepared by the producer.
You are like a pitcher.
Sometimes, I use a trainer and icing.
Do you also do massages?
Yes, I do all of them.
Is it possible for you to continue your job of throwing balls?
Yes, I get a lot of requests for it.
The injury is not good, so I want him to continue his job of throwing balls for a long period of time.
You haven't been injured that much, have you?
How long is your contract?
He is an important player for us.
Next, Panser Ogata.
You haven't said anything yet.
Don't worry about me. I have a lot of poison today.
You are doing your best.
I will never say "you are doing your best".
He is simple and works hard all the time.
He is a big guy who puts all his energy into everything.
Let's hear what he has to say.
I am Kougyo Yoshimoto, a manager of Yoshida.
Ogata has a terrible memory.
No matter how carefully I explain it, I forget it the next day.
So, I have to explain it again and again.
On the contrary, I try not to forget it when I lose my job.
You don't remember it, do you?
You are stupid.
I don't remember it at all.
Let's hear it.
Manager Yoshida.
Yes.
Are you hungry?
I'm not hungry.
Why are you hungry?
He is my manager.
You are hungry, aren't you?
He is a rugby player.
Don't be hungry.
If you were hungry, you would be fired.
Manager Yoshida.
You have a bad memory.
I have a bad memory.
I don't remember where I came from or where I went.
I have to explain everything.
If you say you have a bad memory, you don't have a problem.
Why do you want to be fired?
I said I had a bad memory in the beginning.
But I have a bad memory now.
What are you saying?
He is irritated.
He is running away.
You don't have a problem if you are fired, do you?
I don't realize it.
You don't realize it.
What are you saying?
You don't have a problem.
You don't have a problem, do you?
I don't have a problem.
You don't have a problem.
You think I'm stupid, don't you?
That's right.
What?
Is it your second year?
Even if it's your second year, you should have money.
I'm not hungry.
You don't know how much you can manage.
You don't know, do you?
Next.
Nishikigoi.
Hasegawa.
Here we go.
The 49-year-old finally breaks.
It's not over yet.
What kind of kiss will the manager give?
It's SMA's Tagami Manager.
Hasegawa was so poor that he ate bread with mayonnaise as his staple food.
So, he didn't eat the food and drinks that he got from the space station.
He took them for Hasegawa's visit.
What's going on?
Tagami Manager!
What's going on?
What a great manager!
What's going on?
Tagami Manager
Hasegawa was so poor that he ate bread with mayonnaise as his staple food.
What's going on?
Tagami Manager!
What's going on?
What a great manager!
What's going on?
Are you a writer?
Are you a food writer?
I can't understand you at all, Tagami Manager!
I'm used to being told so I don't know!
I'm not a food writer!
What was it again, Tagami Manager?
I forgot!
It's a space station!
When I came to the company for a meeting, I prepared some food for Hasegawa.
I prepared some food for Hasegawa to eat at his grandparents' house.
What a cute grandson!
But!
You've grown up quite a bit, haven't you?
Yes, I've grown up in the front.
You've grown up in the front, haven't you?
Yes, I've grown up in the back.
You only have to grow up in the back, right?
Yes, only in the back.
You've grown up in the back, haven't you?
You're so small!
What else are you careful about?
When I slip, I don't really know the reason why, so I try to explain it from the beginning.
What?!
You don't like it, do you?
What? Your manager explains it to you?
When you slip...
When your manager explains it to you, do you understand it?
Oh, I see.
That's it.
It seems like you don't understand it.
Basically, when it comes to that kind of treatment, it's the same as working for Koume Dayuu.
What?!
Oh, because it's the same agency!
Are you also a manager for Koume Dayuu?
Yes, that's right.
Oh!
Mr. Fujimoto!
No!
Mr. Fujimoto!
No, I'm Fujimoto Dayuu!
You're not Koume Dayuu!
Then, will you go home with me today?!
Go home?!
Mr. Tame!
Go home?!
That's right!
Wait a minute!
Dayuu manager taxi?!
Why do I have to go home with this person?!
Mr. Tame, is it a car today?!
Yes, it's a taxi.
It's Dayuu manager taxi!
It's the same!
Oh, come on!
Please go ahead.
Now, we'd like to move on.
Next up is...
Okatsu Club!
Okarina!
Okarina Moto!
Okarina is Yoshimoto's middle manager.
Okarina loves onigiri.
When there's onigiri in the dressing room, she gets excited.
So, when we tell her about our hope of catering here,
she always tells us it's onigiri.
Wow!
Huh? What about today in the dressing room?
Oh! There was more onigiri!
There wasn't any onigiri today!
There wasn't!
That's why you told us about it!
Isn't that right?!
You thought you could tell us about it, right?
Yes!
Middle manager!
That's right!
If I told you about it...
He took care of it and prepared it for me.
There's a video of him eating onigiri.
Are you going to do that on YouTube again?
I heard it's on YouTube.
Are you going to do it?
I just want to eat it.
A video of you eating onigiri.
I'd like to see it!
Today...
I'm saying it again and again.
I like green onions.
What is this?
I'll eat it.
I like green onions.
I like spaghetti, too.
It's a video of you drinking it.
It's not a video of you drinking it.
It's not wrinkled at all.
It's not wrinkled.
It's not wrinkled at all.
You look happy.
You don't talk, do you?
That's right.
You only eat in this video, don't you?
I only eat and I start talking in the middle of the video.
You don't say a word in the beginning of the video, do you?
You eat a lot.
You look like Sayama Satoru.
Thank you for the meal.
That's fast.
It's not a video of you eating it.
It's a video of you eating it 130,000 times.
That's amazing!
What kind of onigiri do you like?
I like salmon and cod roe.
I like the one with salt on the outside, too.
There are some that don't have salt on the outside, right?
If you're going to put it in a trap, would you like to put it like that?
That's right.
There is a possibility of putting it in a trap.
What?
If you can catch it...
Let's move on.
The next one is "Magical Lovely" by Noda.
"M" shines on the second floor of R-1.
It's Noda.
Now that there are more TV scenes,
what is the manager paying attention to?
Ryogoku Manager,
when you say hello in the dressing room,
Murakami will lead and you two go together when you work as a duo,
but when you work as a duo, you get nervous,
so the manager will go around the dressing room with you.
- Actress? - Yes.
- She's here today? - She's been following me all the way.
- She's taken good care of you. - How about you go alone?
Is it impossible?
In the first place, she called me and said, "Let's go to the dressing room."
She looked a little unpleasant.
But there aren't many people who want you to come and say hello in the dressing room, right?
- I don't want you to go. - That's right.
Especially now.
I have a rebellious spirit that I don't have to go,
- but geniuses don't go, do they? - They don't go.
- Geniuses can't go. - That's right.
- Geniuses are waiting for you, right? - They want you to come.
- That's right.
- What we want to say is, "Let me say hello in the dressing room." - Geniuses...
- Is it OK for you to come if you like it? - No, no, no.
- You can go if you want. - I want to go.
- I want to say that! - I'm sorry.
- Can you say, "Are there any geniuses?" - Ah...
- Geniuses... - Geniuses...
- Is that the image of a Western manager from now on? - Yes.
- Oh, I see. - I'm sorry.
- She took it. - She's quick to take it.
You have to make it clear that you don't have to go to Nodawu greeting.
That's right.
So only Ryogoku-san has to go, right?
I don't know.
Ryogoku-san can't go, right?
Ryogoku-kun has to come.
What does Takagi-shi do for greeting?
I'm always behind him.
Is he there?
On the road guide.
But if you say "greeting is okay", can you not go?
That's right.
I respect his opinion.
You don't have to go there.
It's okay.
I'm selling disinfectant in the dressing room, so I don't want you to come.
You'd better stop it now.
You won't approve of it?
It's not good, so you'd better stop it.
You'd better stop it.
It's not good.
Marifana is good.
It's not good.
You'd better stop it.
It's light, isn't it?
It has a sense of justice.
But you don't want to be involved in it.
You'd better stop it.
Next, Anri.
Yes.
I'm Kuwako, a manager of Yoshimoto Industries.
You're cute.
I want to eat delicious food, so I don't eat much.
I also don't wear clothes with a lot of exposure or clothes that show my body line.
Kuwako, a manager.
I want to eat only what I like, so I don't eat much.
So you value your diet.
Yes.
If you eat normally, you don't eat much, do you?
That's okay.
If I happen to eat a lot, it's okay.
But I don't like challenges.
You don't like how many plates you can eat?
No.
If I eat normally, I eat 10 plates.
You don't eat 10 plates.
You can do it.
I think I can do it.
Do your job.
I don't like it.
When I eat food, I don't like having an unpleasant face.
What do you mean by "body line"?
I don't like people looking at me in an unpleasant way.
Don't look at me.
Who said I shouldn't look at you?
Do you want me to look at you?
You always look at me, don't you?
Fujimon always looks at you.
When we performed together, you were next to me and you looked at me a lot.
I don't look at you.
I opened one button of my shirt by mistake and you looked at me a lot.
You care about me, don't you?
You care about my boobs, don't you?
You care about Annie's boobs, don't you?
You are the worst!
You look like Annie's wife.
You're right. People say that often.
Do you hate it because I'm fat?
You don't like it because I'm fat?
You're the worst!
You're so terrible!
Stop it!
Don't say like that.
Stop saying like that.
You have good lines!
In the end, you get teased a lot.
I get teased a lot.
Hey, what are you doing?
You had a chance.
I was going to go a few times.
Don't you have a chance?
You had a chance to tease Ariyoshi.
I was going to tease him, but I'm scared if he gets mad at me.
Next, Diane and Tsuda.
Yoshimoto Industry's Manager Nakamura.
When you are low-tensioned, when you are in a bad mood,
when you want to change the topic,
when you want to fill in the blanks, you can just talk about games.
You will be in a good mood right away.
Is that so?
Yes. Recently, I've only been thinking about games.
There's no point in talking about it!
There's no choice.
That's right.
But are you in such a bad mood or low-tensioned?
Yes. In the evening, I work in the morning and I get sleepy.
Sometimes...
Where are you going?!
You're sleepy and in a bad mood...
I'm not sleepy and in a bad mood.
Baby!
You're sleepy!
You can just pat me on the back.
That's right.
I'll pat you on the back.
Pat me on the back?
That's right.
Pat, pat, pat...
What kind of talent is that?!
Pat, pat, pat...
You say "abu-abu" and...
When I drink something, my back goes "ton-ton-ton"...
You get drunk?!
Why do you get drunk and get drunk?!
I'm 44 years old!
That doesn't have anything to do with age.
That's true.
You wake up in the evening and your back is "ton-ton-ton"...
You drink a napkin and...
Try it like this.
Like this.
A little bit stronger.
Stronger is better.
What is this?
You look ugly.
Ugly?
I've never seen anyone like you!
Why do I like men's cheeks so much?!
If you don't look at their arms, you'll understand!
I can't sleep well!
Next, come here, Oda!
Yoshimoto Industry's Takahashi Manager.
Oda is often depressed at the end of a recording,
but his partner, Koga-ken, is not depressed at all even if it doesn't go well.
Oda is often irritated by seeing him like that,
so in the dressing room, he tries to talk to Oda as much as possible
and tries not to show Koga-ken's appearance.
What?!
He's sensitive!
Let's ask the manager. Takahashi Manager!
Oda tends to come forward and bounce a lot,
but if Koga-ken doesn't come forward and ends like that,
you can tell that Koga-ken is irritated by seeing him not reflecting and not depressed.
That's right.
I think it's a concern because it's not a combination.
You're depressed, aren't you?
What?!
Do you come out a lot in the evening?
I come out a lot in the morning.
Your way of talking is a little too much.
What?!
What you said is disgusting!
What are you depressed about?!
What are you looking at?!
It's starting again!
What are you looking at?!
He's depressed!
I know you're sleepy!
You're too arrogant!
Can't you say anything?!
Should I push you?!
What's wrong with you?!
You suddenly wake me up in the middle of the night, don't you?!
You're like a baby!
He's calmed down.
Right, manager?
Is it coming out?
Oh, it came out.
It came out.
It's okay.
It's okay, right?
Why are you doing this?!
At a right angle!
I was talking about something else!
Lick me! Lick me!
Why are you doing anything?!
What is this?!
Lick me! Lick me!
You're depressed!
It's bad for small animals to be depressed!
You're like a baby!
Can you do it one more time?!
One more time?!
Lick me!
Why are you doing anything?!
It's not that bad.
It doesn't come out that fast.
What are you doing?!
I want to hit you more!
I wonder if it came out or not and I keep hitting you.
I don't know!
You're a giant!
I don't know!
That's how my parents are.
Why do you have to do it in real life?
Next, Panser Ogata.
The manager is Yoshimoto Industry's Yoshida Manager.
Go for it!
He loves saunas and goes there a lot in the autumn.
He looks for places where he can go nearby.
He also loves video boxes.
Still?!
He wants to go there right away.
He checks if there are any near his workplace.
Let's ask Yoshida Manager.
Do you still go to the video box that much?
Yes, I do.
If I have two hours between work, I definitely go.
In two hours?!
He's scolding you.
What should I do?
You're making him do the 'ton ton' dance.
'ton ton'?!
You can't make him do that kind of vulgar things!
'ton ton'?!
Is that your job as a manager?
Is it manager's job?
Yes, it's manager's job.
Yes, it is.
I want him to find it out for me.
Right?
Why does a talent do such a thing?
You think you have to find it out, don't you?
Yes, I do.
We are a team of fate.
We are like a family.
He comes to my house a lot.
Is it like that with your wife?
What are you talking about?
He is handsome and cool.
Do you meet with your wife?
Yes, we meet at work.
Why? When do you meet?
At a meeting.
At a meeting, right?
Don't raise your hand.
Are you laughing?
Are you kidding me?
Don't say that to your wife.
Don't laugh. Say something.
You don't know where you are.
You were invited.
You were invited, right?
Yes.
Really?
A little.
A little?
How much is it?
Are you kidding me?
Lastly,
there is one more person.
What is it?
It's dangerous.
It's scary.
Fujiwara, Yoshimoto Industry.
It's expensive.
What?
It's expensive.
It feels good.
The next episode of "TV Chidori" is "It feels good. Kung Fu Rampage".
When you say it in English, it sounds like "moon" in Japanese.
It feels good.
It's expensive.
It's like a cross on a Sunday.
Fujiwara, Yoshimoto Industry.
It's expensive.
Fuka's manager.
What?
It's expensive.
Is it that expensive?
Are you here to make fun of me?
It's urgent.
You got me.
It's urgent.
It's urgent?
Yes, it's urgent.
I'll make it for you now.
Fuka's manager.
Recently, because of the activities of the seventh generation,
comedians are impatient for their young return,
and because they want a job because they don't care about anything,
so they basically didn't refuse TV jobs,
but they said it was hard for them.
However, just having two jobs in a row makes them complain,
so they carefully think about the pace of getting a job.
It's okay to say it's hard, isn't it?
Because...
After today, I...
I have to go to a deserted island in the morning.
- What? - In the morning?
- I'm happy. - Go home already.
I'm not going home!
I want to mess around, so I'm staying.
It's okay because it's a deserted island, right? There's no one there, right?
- There's no one there. - It's okay to say it's a deserted island, right?
- It's okay to say it's a deserted island, right? Because there's no one there.
No, Shushi, you're going crazy!
You suddenly appeared in a deserted island.
Let's do it in a row! Let's do "deserted island".
- Deserted island? - Deserted island?
- Is that okay? - What is that?
What are you doing in a deserted island in a deserted island?
I'm going to catch and eat a lot of things in a deserted island.
Then, I'll see if I can escape properly or not.
- No, this is really... - I'm looking forward to the summer festival.
Don't say that, seriously!
I'm serious!
I'm serious! I'm serious!
And I'm looking forward to the end of the year's Hakuhakutagasen.
- Hakuhakutagasen? - Deserted island?
- Deserted island?
You're going to come out and come out and come out again after you sang?
Are you going to do a "tonton" in "deserted island"?
- Are you going to do a "tonton" in "deserted island"? - Deserted island?
- You're going to do a "tonton" in "deserted island"? - You're messing around too much!
- Why is it "tonton" in "deserted island"? - It's "tonton" in "deserted island"!
- I'm getting "tonton" and getting angry! - And now you're going to make a hundred babies poop.
It is for me to make them poop, right?
I'm going to dismiss it!
Cutting off his arms and legs, Ricocco Totsu!
This week's "Ametone Works" is about an entertainer who loves Odyssey and Oda.
He wants to be a clown and be put in a coffin.
But, as he thinks about it, he's caught by Oda and gets killed.
It's not a clown! It's a ghost!
It's a ghost!
It's not a clown! It's a ghost!
It's a ghost!
Next week, Ricocco Totsu and Ricocco Totsu will be playing a role of a comedian who is crazy about comedy.
I'm going to crush you, Yasuki!
There's nothing to be scared of.
He'll be playing a comedian who is crazy about comedy and is a student at a comedy school.
And...
Four, five, six...
He'll be playing a remote-controlled English teacher, Nina Nina.
I don't think anyone wants to see me with this person.
Before that, let's review the past two times when Iggy and Kamai were active.
He's disgusting.
Tell me the results!
I don't have a standard of being.
And, the limited-time broadcast of "Terasa" and the hidden battle between legends...
You'd better shut up for now.