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In 2005, October 18th, "Lincoln" began airing.
About a month before that, on the night of the first meeting of regular people,
the members gathered without knowing anything about the details.
Then...
It's like a party.
Wow! Wow! I'm surprised!
No, I'm not surprised!
Until then, it was awkward to talk with members who had rarely worked together.
One, two...
Wow!
Lincoln! Fight!
Wow!
Then, eight years passed.
Tonight, the final meeting of super-luxury entertainers comes to an end.
The last party of only eight people opens the curtain.
This program is brought to you by "b" and "g" and sponsored by these sponsors.
On the day of the end of summer,
with a certain feeling of Ebisu,
"Macauros Party" opened in Lincoln's history.
Fifteen minutes before opening,
the first member arrives.
The first one is...
Kotohara Toru of "Ameagari Kesshitai".
He follows the guide of the venue and proceeds.
Wow!
What?
Wow!
There are a lot of cameras.
What?
No one is coming?
What?
What? Yes! Yes!
Put on a pin microphone and sit wherever you like?
Yes!
What?
What's wrong?
Put it on!
Sit wherever you like?
Where do you want me to sit?
Here?
It's like a downtown walkway because there are only two seats.
Do you want me to sit at the end?
Here?
You can sit here if you like.
Is it okay for me to sit here?
Ten minutes before the party starts, the second person arrives.
The first person is...
Cain Mudo Suzuki.
I've never worn a red carpet like this before.
Red carpet.
Oh, Fudoh-san! Fudoh-san!
Good morning!
Fudoh-san, thank you for inviting me today.
No, no.
I'm glad you invited me.
I saw something like this.
You put on a silver pin microphone.
Yes, I did.
Where did you put it?
Oh, there it is.
There it is?
Then put it on for me.
Fudoh-san, please put it on for me.
Yes, yes.
Where is it?
Where did you put it?
Here.
Here?
Yes.
Fudoh-san, please put it on for me.
Fudoh-san...
No, no. There are many kinds of microphones over there.
No, no. There aren't any over there.
Fudoh-san...
What?
It's fast for me and Fudoh-chan to come here.
Yes, it is.
We usually come here at 1 or 2.
Yes, it is.
We usually come here at 1 or 2.
Fudoh-chan...
Look at the camera.
There is a camera, right?
Maybe the person sitting here
can see the camera well.
If you get closer...
Fudoh-san...
That area is close.
Fudoh-chan, you can't see it, can you?
Five minutes before opening,
the third man appeared.
Surprisingly, he came on time.
Vincaan's Don, Downtown Hamada Masatoshi.
Fudoh-san...
Hamada-san!
Good morning!
It's fast, isn't it?
No, it's not.
No, no, it's fast.
Just you two?
Yes, that's right.
It's amazing.
It's like this.
Oh, it's the previous pattern.
The previous pattern.
No, the first one.
That's right.
Oh, the first one!
Yes.
Where did you think of it?
Well, I thought that was a downturn.
Oh, I see.
I thought of it like that.
Well, let's all think about it while we're here.
Usually, in Lincoln,
I or Udo-chan, who is in charge of recording, is definitely faster.
The first one or the second one.
Either of them is faster.
Oh, I see.
So you thought of it well?
No, I didn't think you'd come.
Oh, I see.
Usually, next up is Amano-kun and me.
Oh, I see.
Usually, it's us two.
Oh, I see.
Oh, no!
Usually, it's me.
Oh, wow!
I'm sorry.
The confusion of the two of you...
The confusion, the confusion.
What's with the pin mic?
Oh, you put it on yourself...
Since I came, you've been standing still.
So you were standing still?
Yes, just a little.
Udo is really fast.
Yes, he's really fast.
He keeps saying it.
So you thought you'd do it slowly and that's why you're so fast?
No, it's not like that, Hamada-san. For example, you ask "is it 15 o'clock?", right?
Udo-chan and I only come at 15 o'clock.
No, really, Hamada-san!
So it's normal for me and Udo-chan to come early!
Up to now, only 5 people came on time.
Even though it's the last one, 3 adults came late.
Miyasako is the latest.
He's late.
Surprisingly, he's a loser.
Oh, really?
When I'm in a big room, I'm usually the last one.
Oh, is that so?
And 8 minutes later...
The one who came walking leisurely is...
You're always late, everyone says.
When I'm in a big room, I'm the last one to come.
At the end of the line, I'm wearing a limited number of sunglasses.
He's wearing fashionable sunglasses.
Up next, 10 minutes later, that man arrives.
Laughing charisma, Hitoshi Matsumoto, appears in a pistol shirt.
- I'm Hitoshi Matsumoto, remember me? - Yes.
- Oh, it's me! - Good morning!
- If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't be laughing so much. - No, no, no.
- You were laughing so much earlier. - It was fun.
- You were laughing so much. - No, I was just about to do "Tanima".
- I was just about to do "Tanima". - That's right, that's right.
- If you don't hurry up and go, you won't be laughing at all. - No, on the contrary...
- I was measuring the timing of you entering. - I was measuring the timing of you entering.
- You were jumping up and down. - I was measuring the timing of you entering.
- Are you okay? - Yes.
- Huh? You're awake. - I'm awake!
- I hate you! - I hate you!
- You're like a "scumbag" meta.
- You were giving me the microphone.
- If this show was the last episode, you should've given me a microphone.
- You should've given me a microphone. - I've only done it once.
- But it was like this. - You too.
- "Tanima" is... - It's been eight years?
- Eight years. - Eight years.
- I think you said you wanted to continue doing it for ten years. - Yes.
- But you ended it 700 days early.
- You were pretty persistent.
- You were really persistent.
- You're late! - You're late!
- You should've given me a microphone.
- You're way too late!
- It's already been said. - It's already been said!
- You're late! - You're late!
- It's been said but you're saying "tangent" somewhere.
- Now, please see what entertainer has sent to RINCAN.
- First, the 'footballerna', which gave RINCAN energy in this most important moment.
- Hi, I'm 'footballerna'.
This is the last episode of "Lincoln".
Unfortunately, you've been working hard for 8 years.
We've been nervous from the beginning until now.
We were really nervous.
Only you and I were filming with "downtown" while "lincoln" was so nervous.
We were really nervous while watching "friendly downtown".
Only you and I were filming with "downtown" while "lincoln" was so nervous.
Thank you for working hard and making us excited.
"Lincoln" 8 years of history is about to start.
We did it! We did it!
In the last episode, we found something shocking!
The next message we received from "Lincoln" was a kind and feminine laugh from a Parisian woman.
She is a preaching teacher.
We did it!
Yes.
A teaching teacher.
Since we are going to give something back to "Lincoln" and all of you, we would like you to teach us how to preach.
Yes.
Well, that makes you nervous, doesn't it?
That's right.
But, you know, it's very relaxing and refreshing.
You guys stink!
Thank you for your feminine and kind laugh.
Since this is "Lincoln"'s last episode, 8 years of history, thank you for your hard work!
Thank you!
Finally, the last party is about to start!
It's just started.
You guys, you may have noticed, but this is the last episode!
It's not "ususu"!
It's been like that for a long time!
It's not "ususu"!
That's right. Our manager told us to say it.
Finally, let's have a party!
Party!
That's right.
First of all, we would like to have a toast.
We have prepared drinks at the back of the counter, so please pour whatever you like into the cups.
What are you talking about?
You're talking about yourself.
What are you talking about?
Even when you say "cup", you don't have a cup.
You're talking about a glass.
Cup, glass, self.
It's embarrassing.
It's dangerous.
You're using it as a key.
Orange juice and ice coffee.
If someone does it like this, I'll say it.
I can't even do it myself in a Horus salad bar.
He chose champagne for his toast.
Even though it's a recording, it's sake.
It's a start without a trace of tension.
Mimura-chan!
Oh no!
Okay, then.
Someone, please do the toast.
You don't need to laugh.
That's pretty weird.
Just do the normal toast.
Mimura-san.
What?!
Mimura-san, you're good at toasting.
No, no.
It's mostly me, right?
You don't need to laugh.
It's normal, so it's fine, right?
Of course.
You don't need to laugh.
I'm not lying.
I'm embarrassed.
Okay, then.
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Thank you for the tea!
In this one story, a period will be shot tonight!
Everyone, over the past 8 years...
8 years!
8 years.
...we have had 230 projects.
Is that so?
That's right.
It's just 230.
Thank you very much for all of the projects.
Yes.
That's right.
We are grateful from the bottom of our hearts.
That's right.
However...
That's right.
When I think about it again...
Huh? What? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Have you remembered?
Basically, they were all fun projects...
...but there were some projects...
...that the important viewers complained about...
...why we did them.
What is it?
I don't know.
Regarding such projects...
...for everyone's future step-up...
...we would like you all to reflect on it.
Why do we have to reflect on it at the end?
First of all, we would like you all to reflect on the past 8 years.
The theme is...
...among all of the 230 projects...
...the project that the viewers complained about...
...we would like you all to reflect on it first.
Among all of the Lincoln Birthday Projects...
...that have created a lot of fame...
...in 2007, it was a huge success...
...Mimura Birthday Project.
The theme is...
This time, we have prepared a large number of girls.
These girls!
AKB48 girls!
That's right!
Now, everyone knows...
...the super national idol...
...AKB48's number one idol...
...who can perform on the same stage...
...for girls who love Mimura...
...was a great gift!
However...
...over a thousand people came to the venue that day...
...without knowing that Mimura would come.
Only fans who came to enjoy AKB48.
As expected of such fans, if you want to do a poor live performance in front of them, you have to put up a live performance video.
In a hurry, Mimura practiced dancing seriously.
However, just before the performance, Mimura, who changed into a stage costume, did something ridiculous.
If you look at this...
What's wrong with you?
Why?
Why did you win?
What's wrong with you?
To be on the same stage as idols in the future...
He had a terrible stain on him.
In addition, even in the live performance...
Today, we would like to introduce new members!
Mimura!
When he makes a flashy appearance and dances in the air...
He jumps over the audience who are not interested in Mimura at all and goes to the stage where AKB48 is waiting for him!
Mimura, who fell into extreme tension on this stage...
He will do it again!
I would like to introduce myself!
Introduction!
Yes, in AKB48's live performance...
Human-made performance...
Wow, 18 years old!
You don't need that!
I'm an 18-year-old girl!
In this way, there is no shortage of self- introductions with catchphrases that make you look cute!
Mimura's self-introduction is...
A 14-year-old Mimura who loves oolong powder!
A handsome idol who loves oolong powder...
An old-fashioned introduction!
Or...
Even at the beginning of the song...
I can't laugh anymore.
I haven't laughed at all.
Even though it's a dream stage that you can share with AKB48,
The standards are far from the essence of smiles.
The members of AKB48 desperately followed me to make Mimura's birthday the best day.
Such a kind-hearted AKB48 doesn't even know that Mimura is wearing wet pants due to residual urine.
This is a complaint against AKB who celebrated my birthday...
It's a betrayal.
Mimura's Birthday with AKB48.
Everyone, please reflect on this plan.
Reflect on this plan.
This is wrong.
Was there a complaint?
What's that residual urine you left behind?
I went to the bathroom and...
No, you went to the bathroom and...
You may not have known about AKB itself,
But it's a sexual harassment against AKB.
No, it's not like that.
Idols would never say "no" to sexual harassment,
But why did you introduce yourself like that?
Yes, yes.
Everyone in the UK,
Yes, something like that.
I also wanted to say 'yes',
Yes, yes, yes.
I didn't want AKB48 to become what it is now.
Yes, yes, yes.
No, no, no.
I don't think you should do that.
I see.
Your story is wrong.
Everything you say doesn't work.
Yes, yes, yes.
I knew it.
But...
I already gave you 80 out of 100 points.
I'm very sorry about this, AKB48 members!
The next video will be about...
In 2005, the program "Party and Surprise" was broadcasted on a TV show.
This time...
It's called "Party and Surprise".
Botake was very excited about this program.
The day of the show...
Everyone was waiting for Botake to change into their costumes.
Botake appeared on a carriage.
Hello, everyone.
Why are you behind the camera?
Today...
It's a party of independent aristocrats.
Independent aristocrats?
That's right. Independent aristocrats.
The program "Party and Surprise" was...
To gather new members and enjoy the life of middle- class aristocrats in Europe.
It was also a strange program.
Besides, there was only one rule for this program.
And that is...
I want you to think of aristocrats as wheels.
No matter what happens, I don't want you to stop or be surprised.
So you can be independent aristocrats.
That's right, you idiot.
Aristocrats must not be surprised by anything.
If you are surprised, you are out.
Botake will be the most important judge in this program.
The members get on the carriage and move.
And...
Wow
It's huge
You're moving a lot
Wow
You're moving a lot
Hey guys
Don't stand up
You can't do it
Uso-chan, you like to stand up
You can't do it
And...
Young entertainers get on the carriage and...
You're moving a lot
This is a completely different situation
At that moment, Otake...
Otake-san, you're moving a lot
Stop it
Otake didn't look at it at all
Even though he said it himself, the judgment is heavy for Otake-san
But there is something that he really wanted to do as a noble
And that is...
Hiking
A noble hikes
Wow, I've heard of it
Really?
Otake had prepared the noble's symbol, "hiking"
The king of birds, Otake, wants to put the king of birds on his arms without shaking
First of all...
Amano-kun
The birds are the worst
Really?
Amano-kun is the worst
If Amano challenges hiking...
I'm scared
Watch out! I'm scared!
Oh!
Is he okay?
Taka passes Amano completely and heads to the next day's hiking.
It's Matsumoto's turn.
These two...
Hey!
Matsumoto...
Huh?
He's low.
I think he's a middle-aged man.
In this unexpected situation,
Otake was completely alone.
The next program is "Noble's Dinner Party".
Will they be able to finish their dinner time?
First of all, Shouji.
Yes.
The food in front of you.
Can I see it?
Wow!
This is "Kiji-no-sugata-yaki".
Wow!
As planned, the members were fascinated by "Noble's Dinner Party".
At that moment, Otake...
Ouch!
He's fascinated.
He's really fascinated.
And...
Wow!
What's this?
Wow!
What's going on?
This is really amazing!
He's really fascinated.
He's fascinated.
In the end, Otake couldn't do anything even though he set up the rules.
The last one is...
We'll see you again at the second party of "Dokushin No Soko Soko".
What are you doing?
Is it only for this?
Is it over already?
Let us watch it!
It's like "Dandori no Wara" in "Seto Inaka".
As a result, Otake couldn't do anything even though he set up the rules.
Viewers complained that he couldn't do anything even though he set up the rules.
Let's reflect on ourselves.
It was good, wasn't it?
It was painful for me, too.
Why did you leave it somewhere?
It was set up.
You were single.
What did you think of it?
At that time, Otake said "I love being single."
And Sara said "I won't get angry if you break up suddenly."
You were single, weren't you?
And you got married, didn't you?
But I always wanted to go home.
Do you know what I mean?
I always wanted to go home for shooting.
I always wanted to go home.
I bought it for 12 million yen.
At that time, Otake had little money.
Let's reflect on ourselves.
It was painful for me, too.
Otake graduated from work and single life.
And he said "I love you" to his wife.
It's not like that.
But you have feelings for her, don't you?
Do you have strong feelings for her?
Yes, I do.
If you don't have feelings for her, we can't say anything.
But if you have feelings for her, I think you can say it.
Don't stand up.
I'm not good at it.
If you don't have feelings for her, you don't love her, do you?
Yes, I love her.
I love her, too.
What?
You said "I love you" in confusion, didn't you?
I said "I love you" in confusion, didn't I?
Let's look at the next video that Otake complained about.
"Sickness in 2008".
It all started with Otake's words.
It's like making a cherry tree's seeds fly far away.
At that time, Otohara was 40 years old. His specialty that he was most confident in was...
Oh, it grew!
Cherry tree's seeds flying.
Certainly, that record is amazing.
If you participate in the cherry tree's seeds flying competition held in Yamagata every year, you can aim for the top prize.
Otohara noticed it and decided to participate in the competition.
He traveled far all the way to Yamagata.
He was among 1,200 general participants and was determined to win.
However, most of the regular members refused to participate for various reasons.
Only those who couldn't refuse Otohara's invitation gathered.
And finally, it's Otohara's turn!
The temporary member in this stage is 16.5 meters.
First of all, Otohara won't win if he doesn't break this record.
Now, it's a match!
What is Otohara's record?
This is among 1,200 people.
It was a pretty good record of sixth place.
However...
I want to aim for first place in Japan.
I want to become a champion and go home.
He was full of confidence and traveled all the way to Yamagata.
It's not that bad, so it's not a big deal.
It's not a touching VTR called "Miracle of Victory".
It was one of the most mediocre results expected.
As expected of his friends.
I'm back!
Before I went up on the stage, I saw that dazzling look on his face as the fight was about to start for a moment.
But now, as a result of this...
That's too bad!
Even with his usual stubbornness, it seems like he wasn't able to hide his anger.
As a result of this half-hearted result, it seems like the viewers were also shocked and many complaints were brought in.
Everyone, please reflect on this project carefully.
No, no, no...
But this is Hoto-chan's one-man show.
That's right. He said he wanted to do it himself.
I think this is the worst.
That's right.
I think this is the worst so far.
It's not bad. I don't need to reflect on it.
Well, first of all, it's not interesting.
This project is not about whether it's interesting or not.
Hoto-chan was definitely nervous.
When he was in the studio, he went in and started talking.
Hamada-san, there are 1,200 people coming.
That makes me a little nervous.
What are you doing?
I'm just talking.
Are you not doing your Hokkaido tour anymore?
That means you're not complaining.
I heard that there's a textbook that says...
Hamada was hiding in the pool of snowstorms.
I can't remember it.
What do you mean? It was a little realistic.
What do you mean? It wasn't realistic.
The next project that the viewers will reflect on is...
It was broadcasted in March of last year.
Miyasako and Amano's joint birthday cake.
These two are 42 years old and have something in common.
These two are...
The most fashionable people in the entertainment world!
That's right. These two love fashion more than a sandwich.
The present prepared for them is...
TO-KYO-GIRLS!
They will appear in the show of TO-KYO-GIRLS!
The biggest fashion show in Japan!
The best present for TO-KYO-GIRLS!
They will walk on the flowery road that everyone admires.
It will be a dreamlike day for them!
However, when they enter the venue...
27,000 people! 27,000 people!
The number of spectators on this day is 27,000!
And of course, most of them are girls!
On such a big stage, you can't embarrass your precious partners!
The costumes prepared by their partners are...
Please show us!
Wow! You look great!
Even if it's just a casual costume, it's a very fashionable one!
Please show us!
It's strange!
Why? Why?
It's cute!
It may be a little extreme, but...
TO-KYO-GIRLS collection is full of fashion!
If it doesn't have such an impact, the audience won't like it!
That's what Hotohara thought!
No way!
I really hate it!
It's not like that at all!
They can't hide their nervousness before the big show, but...
The show in hell has begun!
27,000 people are watching!
Miyasako will be punished!
Not bad, not bad.
She's working on something. She's putting in some work.
Listen up! Listen up! Listen up!
Let's get this show on the road!
Miyasako appears like everything else,
the audience is enraged.
Next up is Amano-
- he's trying to get the best performance ever!
It's not like that!
You saw it! You saw it!
Although this is also a costume that works in paricole,
the venue is of course big.
In addition...
Screams rise.
Regarding this project,
from female viewers to mills,
the number of complaints seen in recent years has skyrocketed.
Everyone, please reflect carefully.
There is no room for reflection.
It was originally planned like this.
That's right!
It was originally planned like this.
That's right!
There aren't many opportunities like that.
There aren't.
It's an opportunity you don't want.
You're processing it in such a hurry.
You're processing it like that.
Everyone thought we'd refuse.
Could it be...
We thought we wouldn't walk.
We thought you'd refuse.
We were a little impatient.
We said we didn't have to do it.
We were surprised and changed our clothes.
Seriously, seriously...
We said it many times.
If we refuse...
We'll cry like demons!
Like demons!
Please use this reflection for your future life as an entertainer.
Please don't let this happen again.
You're ignoring me.
This is a sound of calling for "sure".
Let's not drag things of the past and change our feelings.
That's right.
Let's not remember the past.
Let's do "that" to change our feelings.
"That"?!
It's not like we're doing it for fun.
That's right, we're not doing it for fun.
Please pay attention to the right.
Cheers!
This is the first time we're meeting in person since the broadcast 8 years ago.
At the time, Tsukkomi Team and Boke Team were divided into a rope skipping and double skipping competition.
First, Boke Team's Gussan will try.
He broke the record twice.
Next is high school Tsukkomi Team's Mimura.
Twice! Twice! Twice!
This is also twice.
And after that...
The surprisingly low-level battle where everyone keeps doing it one or two times continues.
For Amano, it's a never-before-seen situation.
And...
At the time, 42 year-old Matsumoto will try.
Matsumoto safely landed and finished his record of one time.
Next, when his partner Hamada challenges...
[Laughter]
He fell on the ground and his record is one time as well.
As a result, his record is eight times.
With the victory of Tsukkomi Team, they closed the curtain.
It's been 8 years since the last double jump competition.
Who will win?
This is impossible.
Matsumoto-san and Hamada-san, please play rock- paper- scissors and decide who will go first.
The situation hasn't changed at all.
That's enough.
What do you mean "that's enough"?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Who will go first?
If I go first, there will be a lot of pressure.
Is there anyone who can give you pressure?
Ohtake will do it.
Ohtake will go first.
Look at this.
By the way, one person from each team will get 10,000 yen.
One person will get 10,000 yen.
That's right.
Even if you give me 10,000 yen now, I will give you more later.
I will do it lightly.
I will do it.
One, two...
One time.
I was in a good mood.
I felt like I could do it.
Instead of putting pressure on him, Ohtake gave him some time.
Don't get upset.
Don't get upset with me.
Are you ready?
I will do it.
Do your best!
Zero. Zero.
He did it twice!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Twice! Yes! Yes!
Kotohara jumped twice and won the game.
I want to go home early.
You should do it again.
Sometimes you can do it.
You can do it.
I don't need anything.
Wait a minute.
I'm serious.
You said you would jump 30 times.
I'm sorry.
Yes! I did it once!
Once! Once!
Again!
Once! Once!
My goal is to win.
If you do it once, you can win.
It's not good. It's not good.
Amano is the second player of the push-up team.
Wait a minute.
Jump lightly.
What? What did you say?
What did you say just now?
Aman is still alive.
What did you say just now?
No, no, that's...
That's golf's thing.
He's still alive.
What did you say just now?
You can say that twice.
Aman's "no way" 0 times.
He left a miserable record at the end of the last.
So far, they've jumped twice each and jumped twice each in total.
It's a low-level great effort.
I'm still alive.
You can do it.
You can run four times.
You can do it.
I'm scared.
I'm so angry.
My junior's wife is doing it.
Why is it so sexy?
My junior's wife is at home.
Shut up!
I have to do it more than twice.
Yes, Miyasako.
Both of you will do it.
But it's the same now.
If Miyasako does it, I'll do it next.
And Taisho will do it.
It's not zero.
It's three.
You did it all of a sudden.
Why?
You did it once.
You didn't do it at all.
You did it like this.
Something is wrong.
You're like a dog trying to run fast.
Hamada will do it.
You didn't do it at the end.
Eight years ago, Hamada...
What are you doing?
It was once in a lifetime, but this time it is...
I'll do it.
It was a double jump.
You are not cool.
It was a raw jump.
You are not cool.
It was a raw jump.
Hamada jumped from a dangerous jump and did it for the 0th time.
After 3 people, Tsukomi's team did it only for the 1st time.
You didn't do it for the 0th time, Hamada san.
It's a mistake.
I did it for the 2nd time.
It's a mistake.
How many times did you do it for the 2nd time, Matsuo san?
I did it for the 4th time.
You did it for the 4th time.
I did it for the 4th time.
I did it for the 3rd and 4th times.
You did it for the 4th time.
It's over if you do it for the 4th time.
Of course.
Will it be like this?
Matsuo from 8 years ago...
It's a mistake.
Will you do it?
Eh?
He crouched down on the first floor.
Since then, Matsumoto has been training his body. How many times can he fly?
Ah, it's funny.
Is there a result?
It's started!
I did it! I did it! I did it!
He did it!
Did you do it?
Oh my god, Mimura, I'm counting on you!
Mimura!
You have to do it twice!
At least twice!
You have to do it twice!
Do it three times!
You have to do it three times and you win!
But I've never done it three times!
That's really cool.
And...
Right now, Boke Team is leading twice.
Can Mimura fly for the third time?
You guys are stuck on the table.
What do we do? How many times do we have to jump?
How many times do we have to jump?
Three, four, no, two or three times.
It's up to you.
No, no, it's important.
We can do it.
Please protect us.
We can do it.
One, two...
Not one, not two.
It's up to you.
Check it again.
No, it's up to you.
It's up to you.
No, it's up to you.
Let's watch it in slow motion.
While jumping for the second time, the rope hit his feet and he didn't jump for the second time.
So, Mimura's record is one time.
It's the same score.
Okay!
The second round is Boke Team's victory.
It was nostalgic.
Something came out of it.
It's a prize.
Really?
It's money.
It's rubber.
There's a video of you giving it away.
Is it okay?
Thank you!
It's a bad picture, isn't it?
Everyone jumped for the second time.
Boke Team won and got 40,000 yen.
I didn't think of it.
You did it on purpose, didn't you?
Let's eat.
What did you eat?
There was something.
Yes, yes, yes.
I don't remember.
There's some Okamotochi on the table.
Do you want me to bring it?
Please bring it.
Why?
Okamotochi.
This is it, right?
It's heavy!
Okamotochi.
I can't bring Okamotochi anymore.
I heard it's sold out.
Thank you!
Let's open it.
I brought it.
I prepared eight kinds of bowls.
Don't look inside and decide which one is number one.
It's the same as last time.
I see.
There's a hint inside.
There's a leaf-like thing.
I'll go with number seven.
It's a good-looking one.
If you say it's number one, it's like a donut.
I see.
It's like a donut.
I'm not sure if it's the same as last time.
If you say it's number one, you can have it?
Yes, you can.
I've never seen a number six bowl.
It's definitely a Western-style one.
What should we do?
Let's say it together.
Let's do it with our hands.
With our hands?
Have you decided?
Let's say it together.
Number five...
Number seven...
I'm sure it's the same.
Number three isn't the same.
Number seven isn't the same.
Number eight isn't the same.
Isn't number eight the same?
No way!
It was invisible from a distance!
Don't say it that way!
Don't say it like that!
It was invisible from a distance!
Don't say it to anybody!
Don't speak like that! It was invisible from a distance!
Mr. Issey, I'm number 4!
Number 4?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Very wet!
I'm going home.
You didn't wear it, did you?
How many times do I have to say it?
They played rock-paper-scissors and got No. 5.
Kotohara and Udo won and got No. 2.
The remaining rice balls are No. 1 and No. 6 played by everyone.
This is a close match.
Who wins by rock-paper-scissors will choose.
Rock-paper-scissors!
What should we do?
Your hands are wet.
I'll go this way.
No. 6?
I'll go this way.
No. 1 is warm.
Everyone went.
I'm sorry.
Do we play in order?
Is that so?
Who is No. 1?
I'll go.
Ta-da!
It's bonito!
It's really good.
I want it.
It looks like bonito.
No. 2?
I'll go.
It's dragonfly.
It's good!
Miyasako, what was that?
I knew you'd get it right.
I got it!
Number 3, Miyasako.
I got it!
You all got it right.
It's heavy.
It's Chinese food!
I'm starting to hate it.
I really can't do it.
It was good for a moment.
I wanted it and so did Ohtake.
Number 5.
Wow, it's a temple!
It's a temple.
It's not wrong.
So far, all of them are popular bowls and everyone seems satisfied.
Is there a mistake in the remaining bowls of Kamada, Matsumoto and Mimura?
It's scary.
It's always scary.
I've never seen it before.
I'm going to break it.
It's a locomoco!
I love you, Kamada.
It's a hamburger.
It's an eel.
It's the worst.
It's a noritama.
It's here!
Should we take it out?
It's been here since the beginning.
It's noritama and noritama.
Why doesn't it come out?
Because it's a solo mission.
It's a solo mission.
Then stop this.
Stop this.
Then is this also suspicious?
It's starting!
Wow!
It's a draw!
Only this?
Seriously, only number 7!
What is this 9 o'clock bad luck in this show?
Is it abnormal?
Seriously!
Let's eat!
It's good!
It's either katsudon or gyudon.
It's a win!
It's good!
Look at this.
It's not enough.
It's not enough at all.
It's not what I expected.
The fun meal is over.
Everyone enjoyed the meal.
Excuse me!
The table is a little off.
Please fix it.
Please move it 10cm to the left.
Is it that side?
It's that side.
It's like our first joint work.
When did the table get off?
You guys started it.
Which side?
Is it that side?
Is it this side?
It's this side.
Is it okay?
Is it too much?
Is it the right side?
It's this side.
What is this?
What?
It's like a gun.
It's like this, right?
It's back.
What is it?
It's cute.
It's wet, so it's hard to hold.
It's okay.
A message has arrived from someone here.
Take a look at this.
Good evening, everyone. I'm Makoto Ishikawa of TBS.
Thank you very much for your kindness to the people of Linkerland.
Thank you for supporting our TBS variety show for eight years.
However, I would like to say one thing.
Over the past eight years, we have been paying you a huge amount of money.
You are the only ones who have helped us.
To be honest, we are very grateful for your kindness.
However, due to this summer's drama, we are not sure if we will be able to pay you back.
We will pay you back ten times more.
Just kidding.
This time, we will play a one-shot game with that money.
If you succeed, we will pay you back one million yen.
If you haven't succeeded even once before, this is your last chance.
Let's do our best.
Did you get it earlier?
Yes, we got it.
Is this for real?
Yes, it is.
One-shot game.
They have never succeeded in a one-shot game before.
Linkerland members have failed many simple games.
The merciful Shikawa gave them a chance.
This is their last challenge.
Wow, what is that?
Thank you very much.
Here we go again.
That looks cheap.
I got 57 yen.
I got a lot of money at the end of the game.
Matsumoto-san and Omotake-san, could you go and buy it for me?
Is it okay for me to buy it?
What is it?
Is it only that?
I will announce the first game.
The first game is this.
"Puchi Struck Out".
This is it!
But from this distance...
This is close!
This will definitely hit.
This is no good!
There are only 9 panels 2 meters ahead of you.
One person, 9 panels.
If you don't make a mistake and hit all of them, you can win 1 million yen!
If one of you misses the target, it's over.
By the way, in the past, it ended without hitting even one panel.
How about those who have played baseball before?
No, I haven't.
I've seen the world championship though.
I did it in the beginning.
There are a lot of bats.
I did it regularly.
Those who have played baseball before should do it later.
But the ball is heavy and hard.
It's easier to do it later.
Then you should do it vigorously.
It's impossible for me to make a mistake.
You should aim for the middle.
It's like a dart.
It's good.
It's impossible for me to make a mistake like this.
I haven't eaten yet.
Matsumoto made a great start.
It's heavier than I thought.
Where should I aim for?
Where is it difficult?
You shouldn't aim for this frame.
It's a little out of frame.
Should I aim for 6 or 9?
You can aim for the middle.
You should aim for between 2 and 5.
It's dangerous.
1, 2, 3, 6, 9.
I'll do it.
It's dangerous if you make a mistake like this.
It's scary.
It's scarier than I thought.
Miyasako, you should do it.
It's dangerous if you make a mistake like this.
You should aim for 2 frames.
It's like a dart.
It's impossible for me to make a mistake like this.
You should aim for 2 frames.
I did it like a dart.
You should aim for 2 frames.
You're lying.
It's dangerous.
I won't laugh anymore!
Seriously?
The 3rd person made a mistake.
There's no excitement at all.
It's difficult for the show.
What should we do?
Do we have to do it again?
Please do it again.
I'll call Ishikawa-sama and confirm it.
Please wait for a while.
Ishikawa-sama?
You shouldn't do it like that.
I'm sorry.
You should aim for one frame.
That's what I'm angry about.
You should aim for one frame.
It's dangerous.
You should aim for one frame.
It's getting white.
The more red paint you use,
the more dangerous it is.
Thank you.
Ishikawa-sama, you did it!
Ishikawa-sama's kindness
allowed him to make a second try.
Matsumoto-san,
you can't do it at all.
It's easier for you to do it.
A message from an entertainer
who has a connection with Dinkan.
A comment from Banana Man.
Thank you for your help.
I was able to do it with my seniors
whom I admire.
Why me?
I'll say it again.
You made me do it many times.
It left a deep impression on me.
First of all,
I got a bad word
from Dinkan-san.
A bad word?
When I asked Dinkan-san
why he thought it was funny,
he said it was Kansai dialect.
Here is a video of that moment.
When I asked Dinkan-san
why it was funny,
he said it was Kansai dialect.
When I asked him
why it was funny,
he said it was Kansai dialect.
Finally, what does "linkan" mean for you two?
Oh, "linkan" is...
"Linkan" is...
Well, it's...
What are you doing?
Why do you have such a bad feeling in the end?
From now on, we will send you "unilibat" with the sponsorship of...
The last one-shot match. Pitch-struck-out, second attempt.
- So, Matsuo-san... - Matsuo-san...
- You can't do it at all, can you? - I can't do it at all.
It's easier for me to do it, you know?
- What's dangerous about it? - What's dangerous about it?
- It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. - You can do it, right?
- You can do it with "go", right? - No, "go" is no good.
- Whoa! - Whoa! It fell!
It's not funny!
- Nobody laughs! - No, no, no...
- What's this? - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
- I won't do it again! - I won't do it again, I won't do it again!
- It's okay! - It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!
- It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!
- Seriously... - Ishikawa-san!
- Wait, wait, wait! - Please! Please!
Ishikawa-san, just hang up the phone!
It's pretty fast-paced.
- Well, Matsumoto-san... - Hang up the phone!
- Honestly, I'm tired of this too! - Number 2! Number 2!
- Yes, yes, yes! - Number 2!
- Say "tonton"! - Huh? What? What?
- Don't say "tonton" ever again! - Huh?!
- Is it over?
- It's over! - No, no, no! Please!
In a bad way, it's funny!
Now it was funny!
Now it was funny! I laughed a little!
No, no, no!
It's definitely similar!
As expected of the kind Ishikawa-sama,
he couldn't forgive it that many times.
The next game is...
- Ah! - Ah!
- This one! - Ah!
8 people at the same time, throw a ball next to you.
If everyone can catch it, it's 1 million yen.
Of course, if even one person drops it,
it's immediately over!
This is harder than the last one.
And it's not equal, right?
Ah, you're right!
What should we do?
If Mimura and Hoto-chan go here...
What do you mean?
I'll be on the receiving side and you'll be on the throwing side.
What should we do?
Mimura-san, should we go here?
I'm fine here.
This is the last one-shot match.
The match will be decided in an instant!
Carefully checking the timing and height of the pass.
And...
Should I throw it?
Miyasako-san, should I throw it?
Hamada-san, please shout "ready, set, go"!
Ready, set, go!
With everyone's feelings together...
It's the last one-shot match!
Ready, set...
It went in!
I'm sorry, but Miyata-san's ball went in here!
And I was like, "Ah!"
I'm sorry!
It's a one-shot match that doesn't get exciting!
Asked Ishikawa-sama if there's one more match because it was so close...
Ishikawa-sama's deep love for the last one-shot match made him cry once!
Will it be a success?!
Okay, here we go!
Here we go!
Ready, set...
A message from a sensitive entertainer!
Next up is Black Mayonnaise!
In February 2008, you called me to teach you how to preach.
That was the first time in my life that I thought about quitting this world.
There was a time when I fell down a slippery staircase.
It was in my 40s or 30s.
It's a memory of falling down a slippery staircase.
Everyone, thank you for your hard work for eight years!
And everyone in the staff and viewers, thank you very much!
Every time he refused, Ogiehagi gave him this message...
What I remember is the script talk.
In the opening script...
Since then, Ogie's nickname "Ogieven" has settled down.
And Mr. Ameagari still calls me "Ogieven".
I think that was the most interesting thing in my eight years as an entertainer.
So I think I'm an entertainer who started and ended as an entertainer.
Entertainer's last one-shot match!
Here we go!
Are you ready?
Here we go!
Ready...go!
Yes!
One million yen!
Yes!
Yes! We won a million yen!
At the very end, everyone's hearts became one for the first time.
This is undoubtedly a success that everyone succeeded in their own hands!
Wow! You're all good! You're all good! You're all good!
We did it! We did it!
I'm glad!
We did it!
At the very end...
Would you like to confirm something?
Yes!
In the ball you all have now...
What?
A name is written on it.
No way! Where is it?
What?
It's written there.
It says Matsumoto-san.
It says it's you.
It says Mimura.
Is it right?
No, it's here.
It's small.
It's small. Here, here, here.
How can you say that?!
What?!
How can you say that?!
If you had a ball with your name on it, you would have cleared it.
But...
How about it?
You should have said it first!
That's right!
It's too small!
No, it's not "corn".
It's "octopus".
No, it's "octopus".
The last match...
A huge failure.
This cup is so expensive and I can't even touch it.
Someone has to do something about it.
This is scary.
Like this.
What are you doing?!
I've been waiting for this.
Blue.
Yes, blue.
It's blue.
We didn't have this back in the day.
50 years old.
This is scary.
It costs 42 yen.
A brown cake has arrived at the counter behind you, Miyasako-san.
It's a cake.
It's big.
It's scary. It's as big as a cow.
It's like this.
It's scary.
It says "CAKE".
I really thought it was blue.
But it says "CAKE".
It's amazing.
50 years old is amazing.
It's expensive.
This is amazing.
It costs about 50,000 yen.
This cake is from Matsumoto-san's mother.
Amazing.
This cake was a gift from her mother, Akiko-san, to celebrate her son's 50th birthday.
Congratulations!
- What is it? - Please show us.
- Yes, please show us. - Yes.
Then...
- Can I start from here? - Yes.
- Huh? - It's a delivery.
- Delivery! - Wow!
- Wow!
- It's a shame you can't eat it. - I can't eat it.
- Huh? - Huh?
- We received a letter from Asmoth's mother. - Why did you come here to see your mother?
- Wow! - Wow!
- Hamazura. - Hamazura. - Yes.
- Why did you come here and push your mother so hard?
- She even brought me a cake.
- Isn't this your mother's handwriting? - Yes, this is my mother's handwriting.
- Wow! - Wow!
- What is written in the letter from Asmoth's mother?
- Here is a message from Asmoth and Asmoth's mother, who gave Lincoln a lot of cheerful laughter.
- It's been eight years! - It's been eight years!
- Yes! - It's been fun.
- We've been having fun since we met Lincoln. - That's right.
- I'm from Ullin. - That's right.
- I joined Lincoln's second oldest sister's brass band. - Yes.
- What I'm most angry about is... - Yes.
- How much Asmoth's sister... - Yes.
- Why didn't you call me by my sister's name on the first day? - Well...
- I've been screwed up on the first day. On the first day.
- So, regulars! - Yes!
- And everyone in the staff! - Yes!
- And everyone who's been watching us for eight years! - Yes!
- And our staff, thank you all so much! - Yes!
- And for some reason, Anjash Kojima, who has always been angry, also sends a message... - G-Shock!
- After all, I was invited to the human rights movement... - The legendary bento delivery, right?
- Yes, that's right. - Yes, that's right.
- From there, the number of programs by Downtown really increased. - Yes.
- Ah, I see. It's like Kojima Downtown and Caramanger. - Yes, yes.
- No, let's stop it, let's stop it. - Excuse me! - Thank you for your hard work!
- Matsumoto Hitoshi's 50th anniversary birthday message from his mother is... - Hitoshi-san! - Hitoshi!
- There's a small "tsu" underneath "Hitoshi". - Hitoshi-san! Happy birthday! - Those words are tiring!
- The passage of days is fast and you are already 50 years old. No matter how old your parents are, they will never forget about you.
- I'm happy about that, too. - I'm happy about that, too.
I think you've grown up a lot since you became a parent.
I'm proud of raising you.
Thank you so much.
The Matsumoto family was a really interesting family, wasn't it?
It was.
- It was. - It was.
- Look back at it.
- I hope you'll make a good family and always be happy. - I hope you'll make a good family and always be happy.
Take care of yourself and work hard with Mr. Hamada.
Goodbye.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
It's really like 40 points or something.
Taking the cake from such a mother.
Blessed by his beloved mother and wonderful friends, it became the best birthday party.
Mr. Matsumoto, please continue to make the best laughter from now on.
- It's like buttercream, isn't it? - Yeah.
Everyone, please send a message to Mr. Matsumoto to celebrate his birthday one by one.
No laughter is needed.
I'll leave the order to you.
Don't say the order.
- It's hard to do. - No, it's true.
Mr. Matsumoto, happy birthday!
Thank you.
Since you're 50 years old, please eat a lot of vegetables and fruits from now on.
You can stop now.
- I really received it now. - Yes.
- Vegetables, fruits, I really receive it now. - Yes.
- Thank you, old man. - Yes.
You don't have to start like that.
Why do you start like that?
- It's like a death cut. - Congratulations!
- Mr. Basuo, happy birthday! - Thank you.
- It's his first birthday in a year, right? - Yes, it is.
Mr. Basuo, although you are 50 years old, you will continue to be 51 years old.
- You are amazing! - Thank you.
Be proud of yourself, be beautiful, and enjoy Japan and the world!
I am also 43 years old now.
- Isn't it your own report? - It's fine.
- Thank you, old man! I will do my best! - Yes!
- He is giving it back to me with a rubber band. - Stop it!
- Mr. Basuo! - Yes?
- Happy birthday! - Thank you.
I am moved that you are 50 years old and still living in the same era as me.
- I didn't look you in the eye. - I didn't look you in the eye.
It's not my birthday today.
- Thank you, old man! - Shut up!
I eat meat!
- Mr. Basuo! - Oh, you are going this way.
- More than you think... - Huh?
- More than you think... - More than you think...
- I love you, Mr. Basuo! - Yes.
- Happy birthday! - Thank you.
I am really happy!
What is this?
Mr. Basuo! Happy birthday!
- Old man! - Yes?
Can I...
call you "old man" in front of me is my dream.
- You still have a long way to go. - You still have a long way to go.
I'm really looking forward to your future, Matsumoto-san.
I know, Mimura!
- I know! - Do your best!
- I know! - I know!
Matsumoto-san!
What's with you?
I...
A little while ago...
I got sick...
and almost died, but...
I don't know!
Do you love me?
- I don't know! - Old man!
- What's going on? - What's going on?
- This is the first time we're doing this.
- That's right! - That's right!
- But... - But you didn't say anything.
Although they're partners, Matsumoto-san sent a congratulatory message.
Rinkan!
Good luck!
Even Tamura Kenji, who kept challenging Rinkan in battle, left a comment.
Well...
Since Rinkan...
is going to end...
I'm really disappointed.
What's going to happen in the comedy world after Rinkan ends?
What's going to happen to Aperomics?
I think that comedy "g-6"
will give me all of my comedy potential.
It was amazing, Rinkan-san, back then.
But you know, Rinkan was like, "I'm a comedian, Tamura! You're a comedian!"
He reminded me of that.
It's like...
I'm sorry, I'll call you back.
Sorry, I'm recording right now, so I'll call you back later.
Rinkan and the Nakagawa family have made a number of historic names.
Were you nervous?
I was nervous, because I was with Diantown-san.
The first thing I saw when you fell was Hamada- san's face.
What was his face like?
He was smiling.
Oh, he was smiling.
That's good.
In my sports world, there's a lot of old men's dialogues.
Yeah.
The staff told Hamada-san to say "ganna" more.
It was hard for me to say that until the end.
Thank you for your hard work for eight years.
Thank you, Nakagawa family.
What is Hamada going to say to Matsumoto's 50th birthday?
Hamada-san didn't say much.
Congratulations.
What?!
You're lying!
I see.
Matsumoto-san, please say a few words.
I really appreciate everyone's warm hearts.
It's a party.
I'm going to party hard!
It's a party.
When you're 50 years old, it's a new beginning in your life as an entertainer.
You're going in the wrong direction.
Everyone, is this really the end of Lincoln? Do you think it's okay to end it like this?
What's going on?
What's really going on?
Is there one thing Lincoln hasn't solved yet?
What is it?
First of all, please take a look at this.
What is it?
Stop it.
Can Lincoln really end like this?
Don't you forget it?
The answer that I've been talking about.
Lincoln's Special Project "Arguing until morning. Is it correct?"
This is a corner where you seriously discuss the answer you think is correct for a certain topic.
Answering seriously is the rule of this project, and I...
Don't make such a serious face.
I'll grow my teeth out at four or six o'clock.
What's wrong with you?
No matter how many times you're careful, you get a bunch of silly answers in a row.
Among them, the worst of them all is...
"to" starts with "what you shouldn't do as a human being."
While everyone is giving serious answers to this question,
Mohtakken is...
Making people with sharp things.
Furthermore, "to" starts with "what you shouldn't do as a human being."
While there are many answers such as "boyfriend's house,"
Mohtakken is...
A gap where you can hide.
All of the members have been singing the punishment game for Mohtakken.
Today is the last day. He must punish Mohtakken.
- Did you forget this? - No, it's okay. I didn't do it on purpose.
- But it's a punishment game. - If you didn't do it today, you wouldn't be able to do it.
Mohtakken said that he would never play a punishment game using animals.
I'm scared.
- I've prepared a pelican! - That's the worst!
- Put the pelican on your back! - I'll never do it!
It's because they can't go home until they win the punishment game.
Otohara chose "put the pelican on your back" and put the pelican on his back.
This pelican will attack Mohtakken!
Shut up!
Go back! Go back!
What are you doing?
It's your back!
Koto-chan, can you teach me how to do it?
Can you teach me how to do it?
Teach me how to do it.
Koto-chan is a veteran.
That's it!
Can you do it like this?
But it's slanted.
Can you do it like this?
But your face should face this way.
Wait! Wait!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?!
What are you doing?
That's it.
I'm sorry.
As Mohtakken said,
It's hard to see his back again.
What should we do for the penalty game?
You don't have to do it like that.
You can do it with one hand.
No way!
But it's the same thing.
I can't stand it anymore.
Are you okay?
I can stand there and put it here.
Like a shoulder-lift?
Yes, yes, yes.
You can put it there.
I can put my legs like this.
Can you do it?
I can do it.
Really?
It's just...
It's difficult.
Penalty game, start!
Korn!
Before that,
Tetsuro Degawa, who always laughed at Rinkan,
also sent a message.
Hello, I'm Tetsuro Degawa.
It's a shame that Rinkan is going to end.
It was a movement party that was held every year.
For some reason, he was naked every year.
It's really rude of me to say this,
but when he was naked,
I felt the end of summer.
Yes.
It's really lonely not to feel it.
And at the New Year's party,
I got a jar in my head.
I think I'm the only one who received a prize among entertainers.
I'm using that jar to eat delicious food.
Thank you very much for eight years!
Finally, the giant-sized punishment, pelican-sized execution!
Really, really, I thought you were my son!
My mouth got stuck!
Why are you screaming?!
What's wrong?!
It's stuck in my mouth!
The pelican didn't get on his shoulders easily.
And then...
I thought you were my son!
Yes, yes, yes.
After all, you're my favorite.
I want a scaffolding.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, I want a scaffolding!
I want a scaffolding!
You're amazing!
The giant-sized punishment put the pelican on his shoulders and left nothing behind.
And finally, I asked you this.
What kind of project would you like to do in a year, when eight of you get together?
What did you write?
Masakazu Mimura.
"Okinawa Stay O'clock".
"Okinawa Stay O'clock" was shown in the first half, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
It was fun, wasn't it?
We played games, too.
Yes, we did.
I thought there would be a lot of games.
Didn't you have fun drinking alcohol together at night?
Yes, we did.
It was fun.
I want to do it again.
Me, too.
Each of you will say what you want to do again.
Among them, Matsumoto's project is...
Matsumoto-san, let me go!
I want to watch it again.
I didn't expect it, but...
I'm fine with anything as long as I have a TVS.
A TVS?
I feel like I'm dissing a TVS, depending on how you use it.
You're crazy!
Just for a laugh,
for eight years,
every week,
they gathered and did stupid things.
They're irreplaceable friends,
so there are a lot of things they want to do together again.
The project they'll do in a year is...
Can you take it off?
I got this project, but I can't see it.
What is it?
Take it off!
I can't see it.
What is it?
I knew it, next year...
After this, a super important announcement about a year later!
This program was brought to you by UNI-RIBA and the sponsors you see here.
A year later, they reunited and came up with a project they wanted to do, and as a result...
- Can you do it? - Yeah, I can do it.
I've come up with a project, but I can't see it.
- You can't see it? - What is it?
Next year...
I'm going to be a comedian sportsman!
- You've decided? - No, I haven't!
How do you feel about finishing today?
- I'm happy. - You're happy?
- I'm happy.
The comedian sportsman begins!