AISubs v3.4
Dropkick, you bastard!
A scary old woman's kick!
If you hold on to your old woman until the end, you'll get a penalty game!
Who will go to hell?!
Welcome to UBC!
UBC?
"UBC" stands for "Try your luck penalty game card" in Japanese.
UBC?
You don't have to explain it to me.
I don't need it.
That's amazing.
The eight of you will be playing "Old Woman's Kick" by Trump.
However, you won't be using an ordinary card like Trump.
Instead of numbers, you'll be using cards with pro- wrestling techniques.
There are thirteen types of pro-wrestling techniques.
Four cards for each type.
A total of fifty cards are prepared.
Only one card will be removed from each of them.
And you'll use a card that you can't use anymore as an old woman's kick.
The last one to hold an old woman's kick will be punished by a wrestler.
It's a scary card battle!
Um...
First of all, why are we not failing at anything?
That's right!
I don't know why we're being forced to do this!
We didn't do anything wrong!
Even this huge pajama is a little too much.
It's too much.
Leave aside your reasons for playing and let the battle begin!
First, choose a card without looking at its contents.
Can I go first?
Yes, go ahead.
I don't know what it is anymore.
This will decide it.
One card has been removed.
Leave it here.
But we can't see it.
What kind of pro-wrestling techniques are written on the cards?
The members don't know which cards have changed.
In the first round, Hamada will hand over his parents' cards.
I'm sorry.
It's hard even though it's your name.
It's true.
But it's like "kashiri".
It's your name.
I don't like it.
Why?
I don't like it.
I like this kind of thing for a long time.
This is bad.
What's this? There are only "no way" cards.
This is bad.
This is scary.
Is it even?
It's even.
Is it even?
Is it here?
Let me show you.
It's a fishbowl.
Anyway, we don't have a fishbowl anymore.
We don't have any cards.
I don't like "dropkick" at all.
I don't like "dropkick" for 500 thousand yen.
I like it a lot.
I like it, too.
As you can see, there are only two cards left.
Here we go!
I don't want to get caught.
I'm scared.
It would be bad if we don't get caught.
What!?
It would be bad if we don't get caught.
I like one of these.
You've got rid of "dragonfly".
Really?
That was quick.
He's in danger.
I'm glad you got rid of "dragonfly".
I don't like "dragonfly".
Why didn't you get rid of it?
It's not that easy.
It's good that you didn't get rid of it in the first place.
That's right.
I've got another one!
What is it?
Iron Crow!
Iron Crow is good, too.
I want it until night.
Until night?
Until night.
You've got a lot of mercies.
I've got a lot of mercies.
I've only got one.
I've got four.
Miyasako has one.
I've only got one.
Miyasako has a lot of mercies.
He might win.
I'm going to get it.
What is it?
It doesn't decrease!
I've got five!
Koto-chan, you're in danger.
Koto-chan, you've got five?
I've got five!
Koto-chan, you're playing "regular".
How many years have you been playing?
It doesn't decrease!
You're kidding me!
You've got five.
It's weird.
But you've got a lot of choices.
You've only got one.
Matsumoto has only one left.
If he gets all of them, he'll win.
Will he win?
If he has one, he'll win.
If it's in it, it's amazing.
It's amazing.
It's a miracle.
The colors are different.
He might be enjoying it.
The first round is over.
Here is the number of players left.
If Matsumoto, Ohtake and Mimura get all of them one more time, they can win.
The second round is over.
Who will get it?
I don't like this one.
What is it?
It's a mackerel.
It's not a mackerel.
We are not mackerels.
It's gone.
No way!
It's in the chopper.
It's over.
It's easy to eat.
I don't want it.
It's easy to eat.
It's in the chopper.
It's a mackerel.
It's easy to eat.
No way!
It's easy to eat.
Two Summers are in second place.
Both teams won.
You are fast, Summers.
I'm glad it's not mackerel.
I hate it.
Why doesn't it decrease?
Oh, it decreased!
Wow!
Why "dokukiri"?
Are you okay with "dokukiri"?
It's on TV.
You'll get dirty.
Reduce it a little!
You'll get dirty.
What?
This is bad.
What is it?
There's a possibility of this happening.
It's about to end, right?
Please.
Come on!
This is bad.
This is bad!
How many times are you going to do that?
That's not good.
The match is now in the third round.
If you win this, you can go.
If you lose that, it's over.
That's right.
If you win...
If you don't win...
Wow!
This is a match.
This is bad!
Wow!
It's over!
Even though there were only two cards left from the beginning,
Matsuboto lost to his partner Hamata.
Even after that, they didn't match up at all.
Meanwhile, Udo, Miyasako and Amano reduced their cards one by one.
As a result, as you can see,
if everyone loses once, the number of cards will increase.
And the match is now in the 60th round.
This is bad!
I don't know at all.
I saw it for the first time!
No, it's not that!
It's not that, I think it's that!
Please! End! In the middle! Come!
Yes! Mongolian Chop!
End!
Is it taken?
It's narrowed down.
I don't like it!
I did it!
I don't like it!
Hurry up!
Please!
Are you kidding me?
It's bad!
I want to end it! I want to end it!
End! End!
Nyoooh! Nyoooh! Nyoooh!
Alright! Alright!
Nyoooh! Nyoooh!
It's completely different!
That was close!
My stomach...
This is luck, you know.
It's hot!
It's cold!
Yatako-san, can you hold this for me?
Alright! Alright!
There's one more.
Give it to me!
Alright!
It's a decoy!
It's not a decoy!
It went up! It went up!
It's over! It's over!
This is bad!
Why me?!
This is bad!
There's a chance it'll break!
Even though it was the first release!
It's bad!
But if you do it like this, you'll know!
It's a decoy!
Anyway, Miyasako is...
It's not a decoy!
It's a decoy!
The title is...
I'm either one of them!
And with that, only these three are left!
Actually, this time Baba is an Argentine back bleaker.
At the moment, Udo has that card.
Who will be punished for this?
Udo
I'm counting on you!
Let's have a council meeting.
Is it up or down?
Up!
Down!
Up!
Down!
What is it?
What's with you smiling?
What?
What do you mean?
What?
It's not ending yet.
There's still a chance.
It's already 10.
There's only 3 cards left.
There's no chance.
Don't make me do it! Don't make me do it!
Even if you do it...
Don't make me do it!
Why are you acting like a ninja?
What are you doing?
Go!
At first...
Wow!
He did it!
In the first round
Matsumoto and Udo are tied
By the way,
The old woman's back breaker is still in Udo's hands
Who will be punished?
The top or the bottom?
At first...
Will Matsumoto and Udo's back breaker escape?
Udo's back breaker
That's the least
Udo's back breaker
Matsumoto pulled out his back breaker
Udo's back breaker
If Udo gets Iron Crow, will Matsumoto lose?
Udo's back breaker
If you get it, it's 1/2
Udo's back breaker
What is it?
Udo's back breaker
This is not good
Udo's back breaker
I'm scared
Udo's back breaker
You were in first place
Udo's back breaker
I was in first place
Udo's back breaker
I didn't think I would lose here
Udo's back breaker
Matsumoto was in first place with only one back breaker left
But he lost
Udo's back breaker
It was unbelievable
Abanuki, second round
Please take off one of your teeth
What kind of pro-wrestling technique will Baba show us this time?
The second round's winner is Matsumoto, who lost earlier.
I want to lose in the first round.
Alright, come on!
Wow!
As you can see, there are only two cards left at the start.
Amano and Udo already have two cards left.
Mimura still has six cards left.
This round's winner is Matsumoto, who lost earlier.
Alright, start!
There are so many cards.
It doesn't make me happy.
It doesn't make me happier.
There are four cards, so I want to win.
That's right.
At first...
Oh, I think I won.
I won.
What should I do?
But it doesn't matter anymore.
Alright, alright!
Here you go, Sasori-kun.
Wow!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
That seat's fine, that seat's fine.
Sit down, sit down, sit down.
It'll fit, right?
Oh, it doesn't fit!
Huh?!
There are seven cards now!
Alright!
Oh, no!
That looks good.
Wow, the probability is low!
Oh no, it doesn't fit at all!
I've never seen that before!
Oh, I lost!
And...
Oh!
Alright!
Wow, it doesn't fit!
Wow, it's increasing!
What is this?
This is bad.
Huh? This is bad.
The rotation is weird.
Alright, alright!
I'm doing great today!
Hahaha!
You're doing great!
Hahaha!
You're doing great!
In the second round, Hamada and Mimura will pair up and reduce the number of cards.
That's right.
As you can see, the remaining cards are...
Matsumoto, who received a penalty earlier, has the most cards.
Will he be penalized twice in a row?
The cards are displayed.
Oh, it's a card.
Yes! Alden, Shin, Paco.
He received it earlier.
It's moving all the time. Which one will it be?
He's enjoying it.
What is it?
It's difficult to pick up.
You will be penalized for that.
Oh, what's going on?
Oh, no. Four cards.
Yes!
It's very difficult.
It's over, Otake!
It's over!
It's very strong!
What is Otake doing?
Surprisingly, Otake won two rounds in a row.
After that, the cards passed each other and it was difficult for everyone to reduce their numbers.
In the fourth round, only Kotohara and Minna managed to get a pair together.
As you can see in the remaining numbers,
surprisingly, everyone except Matsumoto could get a pair together one more time.
With Matsumoto alone, the game entered the fifth round.
Here it is! Here it is! Here it is!
Here it is! Here it is! Here it is! here it is!
Dig it out!
Good! It's not over until it's over!
Oh, it's over.
I want to finish this.
Ah, it's not going well.
It's not going well.
I want to finish this.
Is there anything like this?
I want you to spin it well.
I can't spin it.
Hey!
No, no, you're in trouble.
How is it?
I'm in trouble!
That's it.
A scary guy is in the toy!
That's it.
What?
Alright!
What's this? Oh, my goodness!
It's not going well.
It's really in the toy.
Here.
It's a bad pattern.
Alright!
Let's speed up!
Alright!
Let's speed up!
Alright!
Alright! Alright!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Sensei enjoyed a lot!
It was fun!
I'm done with you!
I don't know if it's gonna end or not
Combination
The color is different
Downtown, Udo, Mimura
Mimura
Downtown, Udo, Mimura
Which one is it?
Which one? Which one?
Which one?
This one!
What is the punishment game?
I want to go home.
You just said that.
I want to go home.
Is this bad?
Alright!
It's over!
Mimura!
Eh, Eh, Eh?
Isn't this Udo?
Wow!
It's over!
Wow!
Thank you so much
Downtown battle
Here it comes
The last of second round is downtown battle
Downtown battle
Hikio's fishing boat is in Matsumoto's hand
If Hamada can pull a card other than Baba, he wins
Will Hikio and Matsumoto lose twice in a row and get hit by a fishing boat?
Downtown battle
We lost twice in a row
Downtown battle
We lost twice in a row
Downtown battle
This is fun
Downtown battle
What is it?
Defense!
Defense! Defense! Defense!
Defense points are...
What is it?
Which one will you use?
What? What?
Open!
What is it?
What is it? What is it?
Fishing boat! Fishing boat!
Fishing boat!
How do you use a fishing boat?
Wow! Wow! Wow!
What's that?
Scary! Scary! Scary!
What is it?
51 points!
51 points for the first time!
What is it?
Wait a minute!
Let me pass!
Horror theory! Is it correct until morning?
This is a debate where eight people lead the correct answer about a topic.
What kind of correct answer will be revealed tonight?
Here we go!
Here is the first question!
"U" starts with "what do rich people like?"
"U"?!
Rich people like "U"?!
Mr. Hama, you are thinking about "U" that you like, aren't you?
Rich people like "U"?!
Mr. Hama, you like "U", don't you?
"U" is for "everyone", isn't it?
You are so noble.
When I was talking with my boss in the dressing room and came out of the dressing room, he was in a very good mood.
I think he has a big money or something.
So...
So I said...
It's a meeting!
"U" starts with "what you like."
You like "U", don't you?
Does it make you happy?
Why?!
You said "your room" before you came to my room!
I could only say "no" in my room.
"U" starts with "what you like."
Kotohara, hurry up and write it.
I'm writing it now!
"I'm writing it now" is weird.
That means you haven't written it yet.
I'm writing it now
Tamano.
Unaju
Rich "unaju"
Unaju
Is "unaju" that rich?
For now, you can eat "unaju" with anything you have.
I see.
I know, but...
Unaju
That's "unaju" level.
"Unaju" level.
Unaju
Umitate
You get a penalty.
Umitate
You really can't do it!
Umitate
You like "umitate", don't you?
Umitate
You are so obsessed with "umitate".
You only collect "freshness".
Umitate
You like "umitate".
I like "umitate" the most.
At the end, it's "umitate".
I like "umitate", too.
When "deluxe" came out,
They all have millions of watches
Watches cost a lot of money
Thousands of dollars
Thank you very much
Oh, it stood up
Confidence is high
Do you think I'm going to write something like this?
What is it?
This is completely ***
Well, Mr. Matsumoto
Oh, it stood up
Do you think I'm going to write something like this?
What is it?
This is completely ***
What is it?
I'll give you a penalty
You made up this story
No, no, not like that
You rich guy
The person I like
No, no
*** is something you want to know, isn't it, rich man?
But you know that image, don't you?
Well, you have a bad image
Bad image, you say
It's watch.
Everyone invests money in watches.
Watches and such exist and watches are not expensive.
Rich people buy expensive watches.
- They do. - They have watches that cost millions of yen.
It's hard to understand.
It's not hard to understand.
I can't understand it at all.
What are you going to do?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
It's an image of rich people with bad intentions.
If you don't make a profit, you can't do business.
There are rich people with bad intentions, so you can't do business.
Do you know how many people watch "deluxe deluxe"?
"Deluxe deluxe"? What are you talking about?
I don't want to know.
Watch!
"u" for rich people who like it.
The answer is "watch".
Let's move on to the next question.
"e" starts with "mo".
What do you think you are smart about?
Smart about?
I didn't write anything.
Only me.
Then write it quickly.
Nothing comes up.
Let me write it.
Is it different?
This is it, isn't it?
Yes, please.
This is an English newspaper.
This is it.
No, no, no.
That's not it.
What's in English?
Is it fiction?
Yes, yes, yes.
Hideko Shinburi wrote it.
Hideko Shinburi.
It's not English.
Hideko Shinburi.
Can I say it?
Yes, please.
I thought it was scientific, but it's liquid nitrogen.
You're carrying it, aren't you?
I'm not carrying it.
If you carry it like that, you'll get arrested for no reason.
Liquid nitrogen.
They use it in new dishes these days.
It only looks young.
Liquid nitrogen.
What about you, Kato-chan?
Me?
Edo...
I'm from Edo.
No, I think it's fine.
It's not the salt of horror.
Not at all.
What about you, Kato-chan?
Yes.
It's from Imaya.
Pencil.
It looks smart, doesn't it?
What do you mean, "it's from Imaya"?
You know, ballpoint pens and mechanical pens.
You're holding a pencil, aren't you?
Go ahead.
That's right.
I can't say anything more than that.
You're definitely holding a pencil, aren't you?
"Yes, I am," and you're holding a pencil.
There may be one person who's right in the end.
No, it's fine.
My answer is fine.
No, it's fine.
Just in case...
It's disgusting.
It's disgusting to say it like that.
Airgun.
Yes, it's "Age Newspaper"!
"Eh?" begins.
It looks smart in black and white.
The answer is...
"Age Newspaper"!
Who is it? Who is it?
Is it here?
First of all, that way of saying it...
Who is it? Who is it?
It's "hama"!
"Hama"? That's our comment!
You're saying "comment," aren't you?
That's "sumo"!
That's not "hama"!
That's what it says!
Airgun.
It looks smart in airgun.
What is it?
Airgun... smart...
I'm sorry.
It's a political issue.
I'm scared.
I can't stand up.
"J" starts with "J".
What are the characteristics of a man who can't get married?
It reminds me of rain.
It keeps coming up.
If you say it yourself, you'll get an answer like "That's what you think of me."
Oh, it's coming up.
I can't get married.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
I thought of this.
This came up.
Oh, this is it.
It's difficult.
I didn't know.
I got it.
Did you write it down?
I did.
That's fast.
I'm losing.
I'm worried about you.
Why do you only say it now?
Then, Mimura.
Yes.
The reason I can't get married is because I'm self-sufficient.
I'm self-sufficient.
It's totally me.
I can't rely on people who are self-sufficient.
But it's not bad for people who want me to do it.
I'm self-sufficient because I'm forced to get married.
But you don't feel like you can't get married, do you?
I can get married.
On the contrary, I can cook now.
I see.
What about you, Udo-chan?
Yes.
I'm being chased by time.
I can't propose.
Oh, that's not bad, either.
I'm being chased by time.
It's not that bad.
Thank you.
It depends on your determination.
That's right.
Yes.
I'm self-conscious.
It's the same.
I'm self-conscious all the time.
What about you, Miyasako?
I can't meet people.
It's like that word, but you're self-conscious all the time.
It's like being self-conscious all the time, but you're self-conscious all the time.
It's the first time I've said that.
I see.
Then, Mr. Mazumusu...
As I thought, the top and bottom of the jersey.
What?
This is...
Kuriruki's...
Kuriruki's system.
Medama Kuriruki's system.
The top and bottom of the jersey.
I can't wear it.
The top and bottom of the jersey wherever I go.
And this is a different jersey, you know?
Because it's so difficult!
Well, but Amaro himself says it's self-awareness.
No, it's not like that.
No, it's impossible to draw a line there.
Jersey.
Milk?
It's like milk.
It's become milk.
It's jersey milk.
Should I write "jersey milk"?
Why?
The one that smells.
Why?
Should I write "jersey milk"?
Why?
It's good, you know?
It's finally starting to flow.
It's starting to flow.
Don't make me laugh!
It's self-awareness!
Well, yeah.
"Ji" starts with a characteristic of a man who can't get married.
The answer is...
Self-awareness.
Bundabeshi penalty game card game
Matsumoto lost twice in the first half of the second round.
He lost to Albenchi back braker and Tsubutenjo.
Who will be penalized in the third round?
Matsumoto vs Albenchi
Ootake will be a parent in the third round.
Ootake is a parent
Ootake, show me.
So you're going to do it when you know what it is.
I want to know what it is.
Matsumoto vs Albenchi
You lost twice in the first half of the second round.
What is that?
He lost twice in the first half of the second round.
Matsumoto vs Albenchi
From now on, Matsumoto will give suggestions and everyone will fight knowing what "baba" is.
Can I change it?
Which one?
Matsumoto vs Albenchi
I don't like "Matsumoto vs Albenchi" anymore.
I don't like it.
I have to be cared for.
I like "Matsumoto vs Albenchi"
Ootake vs Albenchi
Matsumoto vs Albenchi
I don't like it.
I'm done.
Ootake vs Albenchi
I don't like "Tsuri Tencho" anymore.
I don't have one.
Saraori
I don't have one.
I don't have "chop" either.
I don't have "matsumoto" either.
Matsumoto vs Albenchi
As you can see, "hamada" and "mimura" have already won two "chops".
"chop" "baba" has already won two "chops".
- What?! Does anyone have "baba"? - Two "chops"?!
- "Baba" has had it as well. - He's won two "chops".
- That's why... - Nobody says "baba", right?
- That's right. - Nobody says "baba".
- Oh, you've got "baba"? - What do you mean, "two chops"?
- Where?! - What are you holding?
- Whoa!
- Look! Look! Look! - That's...
- "axe" set.
- An "axe" card. - Wow! - But Matsumoto is not sitting here in his set.
- Oh! - It's a flow.
- Flows! Flows like this are terrible. - Yeah!
[It's a secret.]
[But there are people who have this.]
[There are.]
[I won't show you.]
[Is he suspicious?]
[He's got something.]
[No, no, no.]
[He's got nothing.]
[But he's got a lot of mice.]
[I know.]
[He's got a lot of mice.]
[What do you mean, 'he's got something'?]
[He's completely got something.]
[What is 'chopping twice'?]
[On the contrary, you have to pick up and turn it quickly.]
[That's right.]
[He wants Miyasako to pick it up.]
[He's saying it slowly.]
[You have to pick it up quickly.]
[There it is! A full-sized one!]
[Yes.]
[Wow, there's nothing.]
[Ah, it hurts that there's not much.]
I want to buy a lot of them from Osane's shop
Osane's set is crazy
Alright!
It's over!
Amada finished it in no time
After that, Otake made a pair with many pairs left
Other members didn't reduce the number of cards
Motohara's bowl with baba
Matsumoto set
Yes! Mongolian chop!
Really?
Huh? He's still sleeping there
Up or down?
Up!
If you make me do it, it's the worst
Don't show your face
It's over
Huh? You didn't show your face
You did!
Show me your face!
Don't show me your face!
Don't come closer!
Don't show me your face!
Move!
You didn't show me your face either!
You both showed me your faces!
Stop it, you idiots!
What kind of fun game is this?
Mr. Matsumoto...
Come on!
Mr. Matsumoto...
Come on!
If I were you, I wouldn't do it!
I don't want you to do it
But you know...
There's a curve and power
Look at the card!
Yes! It's this one!
I see
Yes!
What's going on?
Huh?
Matsumoto!
What's going on?
You're too fast!
No way!
Motor race!
You lost!
Motor race!
You lost!
Motor race!
Here you go!
Don't show me your face!
Huh? It doesn't turn that much
It doesn't turn that much
Mr. Matsumoto stopped the car
Alright!
And then...
Amano and Udo came up and there were only five people left!
On top of that, Matsumoto lost twice in a row and was at his worst that day but managed to reduce the number of cards
The third round is a big battle
Once everyone gets together, the number of cards will go up
Matsumoto still has the most important card
70 people are competing
I'll get it
It's one in two
I'll get it for sure
I'll get it
I still have it
Matsumoto san
I'll get it!
I'll get it
Really?!
What's going on?
What's going on with you two?
Which one is it?
I couldn't show you the camera
What's going on?
I couldn't show you the camera
Which one is it?
It's fine, right?
I don't know
Okay!
What are you going to do?
I'm in
Why?
He's bad, right?
He's bad!
You said you didn't care and stole someone else's
You stole someone else's poker face!
What do you think you're doing?
You'll get caught!
You said you didn't care!
Come on!
I have it!
You'll show your face
Which one is it?
Is it the first or the second one?
The third one is right in front of you!
Yes!
Come on!
The third one is right in front of you!
Yes! I got it!
What do you think you're doing?
I got it!
Matsumoto, Ootake, Mimura, Miyasako are left
One card from Mimura is left
And
Miyasako was supposed to get one card from Otohara
But Otohara missed it
Seriously?
Look, look
I'm glad I did it
Matsumoto gets one card from Otohara
I did it!
Will Matsumoto get one card from Miyasako?
Matsumoto gets one card from Otohara
I did it!
Matsumoto gets one card from Otohara
I'll get one card from you too, right?
Yeah, you'll get one card from me too
Isn't it boring?
But it's a rule
It's a rule. Take it. Take it.
What is it?
Take it and...
Matsumoto gets one card from Otohara
Matsumoto gets one card from Miyasako
This way!
Matsumoto gets one card from Miyasako
Put your chest out!
Let's go!
What is it?
Let's go!
Miyano-san, are you okay?
Miyano-san!
Miyano-san, are you okay?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I wanted to do this, but the chop hurt me so much!
I can't do it!