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I DON'T WANT TO LOSE TO THE SAME CLASS!
Everyone watching on TV, these three are from the same class.
Is there one thing you don't want to lose to?
Even if we're in the same elementary school, we can't help it because we're in the same class.
Classmates.
They are good friends, but they don't want to lose even when they're adults.
Now they're eternal rivals.
So this year, 46-year-old classmates will compete with each other in physical strength and athleticism.
So today, 67-year-old classmates will compete against each other.
However, there is a beautiful lady who will watch over them.
Welcome!
How do you feel about these three?
When you're in your teens and twenties, classmates don't change much.
But when I look at you like this, I'm surprised you're such an old man.
Really?
When did you become like this?
I just recently started trimming my eyebrows.
1967.
This year, Japan was in the middle of the post-war recovery.
Various people were born in both countries.
Among them, today's participants in this classmate battle are...
The author of this book is Kenta Nishimura.
Actor Shinobu Matadani.
Also an actor and former idol Shigeki Nakamura.
TVS announcer Hiroki Ando.
And an athlete who represented Japan until 1967...
Former Sekiba player Riki Sakato.
Who can move the most smartly in this class?
This program is brought to you by Unilever and your sponsors.
We're about to have a competition...
- Mr. Nishimura... - Yes?
- Are you okay? - Yes, I'm confident.
- You're confident? - Yes, I'm confident.
- Are you confident? - Yes, I'm confident.
- How about you, Nishimura? - I'm not inferior to the fat guy next to me.
- You seem confident. - I can still do it.
I feel like I'm looking down on my classmates.
- I feel like I'm different. - I feel like I'm looking down on everyone.
- You're amazing. - You're Canadian.
- Ando always wears a t-shirt and goes to work. - I don't wear it.
- You don't wear it? - I want you to see it.
- It's a heel lift. - It is.
- It's a cross-over. - Can you do it?
- I have a suggestion. - What is it?
- We don't know much about each other, but we care about each other. - Yes.
- So I want to invite you today. - It's okay. We are classmates.
Ishimura!
I don't like Sakagami's leadership.
- I don't like it! - I don't like it!
How decent is a 45-year-old athlete?
It's ugly!
Eight classmates fight seriously with pride as bosses.
The girls were defeated.
They don't want to lose to their classmates.
If you can't do it, I'll make you do it again!
How many times can you go backwards in one minute?
This battle is to compete for the number of times.
It should have been easy when you were a child,
but what about now that you've grown up?
Because it's simple, you don't want to lose to your classmates.
How about the rest of the girls?
Men who can't go backwards.
There isn't one, right?
First of all, you can't go backwards.
You can't go backwards.
Going backwards doesn't mean that you're ashamed of coming here.
I'm sorry, but for a while now, I'm the most disgusted by you.
This battle is between the two of them.
The first challenger is Kazuki Otake, who used to be a young boy,
and the TVS announcer Hiroki Ando.
After joining TVS, they've gained popularity as an athletic idol group.
However...
How do you do it?
First of all, this way.
How many times do I have to say it? I'm sorry.
Either way is fine.
I'll make you do it again.
Shut up!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's do it in one minute!
Ready...
As expected of TVS's idol, Anna.
She doesn't rest from the start and continues to pile up numbers.
On the other hand, the 46-year-old has a very light body and runs at a good pace.
Ten seconds left!
Amazing!
15 times!
That's amazing!
Amazing!
But I think it's amazing that he ran 10 times.
He ran quite a bit.
Ohtake's record is 11 times.
Ando ran 15 times, which is more than that.
The next challengers are these two.
First up is actor Shinobu Sakagami.
He made his drama debut at only 3 years old.
He's played many different roles, but he's only 45 years old.
How much can he move now?
And the other challenger is...
Takato Riki of Motosekibake.
He won first place for the first time in a row.
He also won 754 wins in a row.
But can he move up to the next level?
So Shinobu, what do you think of his performance?
Well, it's really boring now.
Why is that? You can't beat him like that.
It's okay! I can do it!
Sakagami-san said that he can't beat him like that.
I can't beat him like that.
You can't beat him like that.
So, Takato Riki, what do you think of his performance?
Yesterday, I practiced with Tiger Mask-san.
So, shall we begin?
Yes, please!
You have one minute.
Wait, wait, wait!
Don't lie!
You have one minute. Ready!
Don't lie!
She hit her head against the iron bar and fell down.
Her face is red.
What is her record?
You are too cruel!
Neither of them showed any good points.
As a result of their miserable results of falling down twice and falling down again,
these two will continue their challenge.
First, the novelist Kenta Nishimura.
In 2010, he won the Octagon Award for his non-stop train ride.
Although he is well-known for his job and athleticism,
his actual ability is...
And the other novelist is...
Former idol Shigeki Nakamura.
In the 80s, among many idols,
Nakamura was known for his excellent athleticism.
He won this award for his non-stop train ride.
Nishimura didn't even shed a tear.
How do you feel now?
I'm worried now, but...
My goal is to surpass Ando.
Of course, Shige, you have to do it.
Nishimura-san, are you okay?
Yes, a little.
Like this, it's like you're on a high-speed train.
My senses are revived now.
Are you okay?
His senses are revived.
Then, let's get started!
Please!
Three minutes!
Ready!
As a writer with an Octagon Award, doesn't he have time to exercise on a daily basis?
His body doesn't float in the air at all.
On the other hand, Nakamura, in a beautiful form, is increasing in number.
And he has surpassed Ando, who is currently at the top!
He went 17 times!
He broke the record!
17 times?!
That's 0 for you!
Nishimura said he was confident, but his record is 0.
And as Nakamura declared, he surpassed Ando with a record of 17 times.
Next up is...
When he was a young boy, he was passionate about baseball.
Mimura and Hotara's Lincoln members, Dabi will challenge!
Ready!
Happy Birthday!
This is my father's ups and downs.
Mimura struggles because he can't make the last wheel.
Does it take a lot of time to succeed once?
Otohara is increasing in number compared to the chairman.
It's a big difference for a classmate, but the result is...
Good job, class!
I did my best!
I've come this far!
That was close!
Nimura...
has crossed the obstacle course!
And so...
after the first race,
as you can see, all 8 classmates are in 8th place.
And...
Nishimura, who had a record of 0 laps, is now...
Wait!
You're stepping on me!
Why are you stepping on me?
You weren't stepping on me!
You were stepping on me!
No, I wasn't stepping on you!
Why can't I step on you?
The next race of the class battle is...
The man who can't turn is just an old man!
Speed bump paper cut!
This race is about cutting 4 pieces of tape with your feet while speeding up.
When you were young, you should have been able to speed up easily.
Once again, the 45-year-old classmate...
gets 20 points for each piece of tape he cuts.
If he falls next to the mat, the challenge is over!
However, if you don't put your feet on the mat and land,
even if you cut a piece of tape, your points will be halved.
Now, how much points will the 8 of them be able to earn?
First up is the current highest speed bumper!
I'm waiting for you!
If you cut one, you'll get 20 points!
I'll do my best!
Make sure you don't fall on both sides!
Will this be okay?
The time limit is 30 seconds!
Let's go!
Ready!
It's easy, it's easy.
One more time.
Give me one more chance.
I'm happy.
Next up is actor and writer Kenta Nishimura.
Did you do it in the past?
Did you do it in the past, Nishimura-san?
In the past.
I remember doing it when I was in elementary school.
You did it cleanly, right?
Yes, cleanly.
But you'll be fine, won't you?
Then, are you ready?
Yes, we'll do it.
Ready!
One more time!
I can't do it.
But you've done it.
I can do it.
It's fun, isn't it?
This is fun.
What's this?
He's done it again.
There's nothing left.
Although he was always serious,
he didn't miss a single shot and fell.
His score is 0 points.
Next up is actor Sakada Nishinobu.
Ready!
Don't do that!
I'm so happy! I'm so happy! I'm so happy!
Female guest, come here!
It's kind of ugly!
It's kind of ugly, but...
Even though she cut all of the tape, it all landed on her knee.
This is not a quick win.
The points are reduced by half...
40 points!
What is this?!
At the end, you said "I won't say it!" and ran away, didn't you?
That's not fair!
With that said, Sakagami cuts 4 tapes and gets 40 points for 80 points reduced by half.
What's next?
How do you feel after seeing all of this?
Well... I've always marked Sakagami and Shinobu.
I see!
I thought they had about the same nerves.
But I was conscious of their beauty.
Ah, that's good!
Now, will Mimura be able to speak Sakagami like he promised?!
Now, let's see!
30 seconds, ready...
No way, one shot, he, mimura, over the mirror, such a distant dream.
Next, hotohara.
Hotohara showed a beautiful speed score, but it fell in the middle, and the score is 60 points.
How many balls can otake, rinkan's athletic nerves cut?
You're all here!
Ootake, while losing his balance, cleared it perfectly!
And Ando, who is in the top 10, scored a dangerous kick!
And Nakamura, too! He scored 80 points!
So, this is the overall ranking after the second match!
Ando and Ootake are chasing after the top players, Nakamura!
Meanwhile, Nishimura, who still has 0 points...
Mr. Nishimura! You don't have a single point, but...
That's weird...
No, no! Why are you making fun of me?!
You did it! You're the one who did it!
Stop it! Stop it!
And now, for the next match...
If you're far away, you're out! The top team escapes!
This unfair game where you cover your eyes and stay on the field for a minute!
People say that people who get off track are crazy...
This time, depending on the distance you get off track...
You can deduct points from the points you've accumulated so far!
If you get off track, you lose 100 points!
So, in one group...
These four will do the challenge!
Please stand up!
Let's go!
Ready...
Raise your legs!
Raise your legs properly!
Even though the other three are keeping their positions, Ootake is...
...out of bounds.
Ootake has hit his minus 100 points.
Next, these four will challenge.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's go!
Ready...
Raise your legs more.
Are you ready? 1, 2, 3!
From the start, all of a sudden, all four of the K-class passengers start to slide down the slope of the train tracks. And...
What's that?!
Excuse me!
Please take off your blindfolds!
Please! Please!
Did you hear that?!
Everyone, please take off your blindfolds altogether!
Go ahead!
What?!
What are you doing?!
You know what's funny, don't you?
Yes.
You're doing like this!
With your right foot!
That's funny!
The train tracks with their limbs moving together were set at -10 points, but...
their slopes were set at -100 points!
As a result, the total number of passengers changed like this.
Even though they are of the same class, the gap between the top and the bottom has increased dramatically!
The final race is...
From the slope, a man takes off!
Guardrail Attack!
This is a simple and man-tested race in which the guardrail jumps over without touching its legs!
As the guardrail climbs higher and higher, they compete for who can fly the most!
When they were young, everyone could fly without a problem!
Can the 45-year-olds really fly?!
But it would be cool if someone could do this in a date or something like that!
It's common!
First, the average height of the guardrail, starting from 90cm.
Number 1, Nishimura will challenge.
By the way, have you ever done something like this?
No, I haven't.
Ah, you haven't?
Going around in circles and making mistakes.
Alright, are you ready?
Let's do it like that!
First up is Nishimura!
Ready!
Go!
Nishimura got it right!
"Ukai" is the correct answer.
On the contrary, what can you do?
Nishimura made the girls pull as much as they could.
He is eliminated.
The next challenger is Oniki Taka.
It's shaking, it's shaking.
It seems like you are ready.
Ukai
What's up with you, Takato Riki?!
After the date, the girls immediately return to their dormitory.
Takato Riki is eliminated.
6th place, Sakagami-san!
Yes!
Please!
Shinobu, what are you talking about?!
Who do you think you are?!
Shinobu!
Pass!
The next challenger is Nanodanga of Mimura, but here...
Hamada-san!
Yes!
Hamada-san!
Yes!
I want to see you in a date-like situation.
Yes!
Like, "thank you for waiting!" or something like that.
I want to see you like that!
You said you wanted it!
I want it!
I see!
I won't let you focus!
What are you saying?!
Now, Mimura's challenge!
Thank you for waiting!
Yes!
Thank you!
After that, Otohara.
Otake.
And Nakamura cleared one by one.
So, after 90cm, Rishimura and Takatoriki were eliminated.
Ando and Sakagami passed here.
But the height of the guardrail is 100cm.
And Rishimura.
Otake.
And Ando, who passed 90cm, cleared one by one.
Here is Otohara's challenge.
Thank you for waiting!
He hit his toe and couldn't clear it.
So, Hotohara is also eliminated.
There are only 5 people left.
The height of the guardrail is increased by 10cm and it is now 110cm.
First of all, we haven't shown our skills yet.
Mr. Kazami, it's your turn.
I'll go.
Look!
Are you okay?
Yes.
You look like you can do it.
Okay, let's go! Ready!
Sorry for making you wait.
Even though he passed it twice, he barely cleared it.
Now, next is...
Let's go, Mimura! Ready!
Sorry for making you wait!
It spins! It spins!
It spins!
Look at her eyes!
Look behind you! It spins!
Then, Otake...
and...
Nakamura and Abunake clearly cleared it!
Without being eliminated, the height has increased by 115cm.
It is no longer a guardrail height, but...
Can you sit down for a moment?
Let's go!
Ready...
Sorry for the wait!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
He can't stand up.
Mimura is eliminated.
Mr. Sakagami, please!
Yes, I'll pass!
You didn't even look at me!
I didn't have time for that!
Next up is Mr. Otake's challenge!
Please pass!
I'm at my limit of stamina!
There's only one chance left!
After that, Ando and Nakamura easily cleared it.
These four will challenge for the next height!
They'll challenge for 125cm, which is 10cm higher than the previous one!
This is impossible!
This is fine!
This is...
There's no time for you to say "sorry for the wait!"
Let's go!
Sorry for the wait!
Ready...
It's impossible!
Don't say "hah"!
Sakagami is eliminated.
There are only three people left for the guardrail attack.
Who is the strongest out of all of you?
Horror debate - Is it correct until morning?
This debate is led by eight people about a topic.
What kind of correct answers will be thrown out?
Here is the first question!
"Que" starts with "what's the characteristic of a man who can't be popular?"
I know what it is.
I knew it.
I knew it right away.
I know it.
What are you talking about?
Well, Hoto-chan was faster, so...
Is that okay?
Keichi!
Unexpectedly, Keichi is a man.
That's right.
Oh, this side was the mainstream.
It's the mainstream, isn't it?
I'm glad.
I... I'm sorry.
Your hair is thin.
There are people with thin hair, aren't there?
It's the opposite, isn't it?
It's because you don't show it.
There are people with thin hair.
I see, you have thick hair.
What's wrong with you?
No, but... I'm not throwing it away.
Yes, yes, please.
Case by case.
That's what you're talking about!
That's it!
That's the problem with everything!
Case by case?
I really can't think of anything!
Keichi!
If you think about it,
it's not a face or something like that, it's this.
You...
Is that so?
Case by case?
That's right!
That's right, but...
I don't know!
You're talking in a woman's position!
I don't know!
Alright, Keichi!
I'm hooked!
Characteristics of unpopular men starting with "ke". The correct answer is stingy!
Alright, next question!
What is the Japanese favorite event that starts with "ha"?
This is...
This is good!
Is it "ha"?
This is it!
What?!
I don't like this kind of normal questions!
I don't feel like thinking. I don't feel like getting motivated.
Let's just go case by case.
I want to solve difficult questions.
Let's just go case by case.
I can't hear you.
Miyasako-san.
Panama?
Wow!
I thought there were more.
Panama?
And Amano.
Wow!
Japanese people say this a lot.
I don't know.
I love this kind of normal questions.
I don't know.
There's one more, right?
Fireworks.
That's about it.
There's one more, right?
That's about it.
There's one more.
Naked festival.
This is a stand-up!
I'm sorry.
Naked festival.
This is not weird at all!
I think it was a problem of staff's decision.
Upside feeling.
No, no, no.
Why not the firework day?
That's limited.
We are only allowed that every year.
Only summer only.
No, just New Year only.
This was allowed only in March/
No, I did it every Thursday.
This was allowed only in Thursday.
But it's a festival, it's a different thing.
Festival is not a word.
What do you do?
Wearing a headgear.
What do you do with your headgear?
I wear it while looking at the flowers.
What is a headgear anyway?
You don't do it until you're dead.
What is a headgear anyway?
What do you look at?
It's a cherry blossom.
Cherry blossom.
Cherry blossom?
Cherry blossom.
That's weird.
It's the same thing that came up earlier.
It's a flower in your mouth.
I'm sorry to the people of fireworks, but I like fireworks and Japanese people.
So you look at them, right?
What? Again?
So you look at them, right?
That's right.
Japanese people...
Okay, loser!
Fireworks!
I'm seriously not doing it.
"Ka" begins with an event that Japanese love.
The correct answer is "hanami".
Here is the last question!
"Ka" begins with a classic spot for kissing.
"Ka"?
Is there a classic spot for kissing?
There is!
"Ka"?
The correct answer was "koi" when Koto-chan was fast.
This is a classic spot.
Koto-chan, you should look more serious.
"Kon" means "koi" in Japanese.
"Ka"?
- I see. - Yeah, I get it.
- It's coming out. - Where is it?
- Alright. - I know! It's here!
Ah! That's it!
- Then, Oto-chan... - Can I?
- Let's go. - Yes, I got it right away. - I think it's a stone.
- "Kasenjiki"! - What?!
- That's why it's big! - No way!
- You're kidding me! - No, I'm confident about this!
- It can't be Kanaka! - It's "Kasenjiki"!
You shouldn't say that to people like me.
- Well, you know! - You're such an old-fashioned person.
- Amano! - This is the last one.
- "Kareshi no ie" (boyfriend's house) - Ah, me too!
- Eh?! Boyfriend's house? - It's not about girls, it's about boyfriends' house!
- That's wrong! - That's really wrong!
- Why is it "kisu no teiba" (boyfriend's house)? - I don't know either!
First of all, "kareshi no ie" doesn't end with "kisu" (kiss)
- "Kasenjiki" doesn't end with "kisu" (kiss) - That's right!
- It doesn't end with "kisu" (kiss) - No, it doesn't end with "kisu" (kiss)
- It's really "kesu by kesu" (kiss by case) - That's right!
- If you say it like that... - Then it's "koin" (coin)
- You're saying we should end it with "kisu" (kiss) - I get it!
You really want me to do that?!
- "Kaisenjiki" ends with "kaisenjiki" (kaisen = stairs in Japanese)
- I knew it! - Thank you, everyone!
- I'm sure there's more than that! - "chotto rema... romantikku" (a little romantic)
- "rema" what are you saying?! - You've been saying one word wrong lately!
- It's not "chotto romantikku" (a little romantic) - There's more!
- "odoukyou" and stuff like that... - I'm counting on you! I'm really counting on you!
- "kakurerareru sukima desu" (a gap where you can hide)
- What's with you?!
- I'm sure you've heard of it!
- What's with you?!
- He was like "Chi-chi-chi!" - Roger!
- Then it's Roger! - He was like "Can you get me a beer, please?"
- But it might have been the best one yet. - It might have been the best one yet.
- I thought it would be pretty good at the end. - It was the best one.
- This old man's feelings have worked out.
What's that?
Do you still have it?
Yes, I do.
Is there a one-person world?
Yes, there is.
Isn't it?
Yes, there is.
You can't do more than kissing.
That's it.
His house is a mess.
It's messy.
Can you put it in your house?
Yes, I can.
Can you put it in your house?
Yes, I can.
It's a cup.
You made it into a picture.
It's a coffee cup.
Is there such a place?
It's an amusement park.
It's a huge coffee cup.
It's a coffee cup.
No, it's a coffee cup.
No, no.
You made it into a picture.
Miyasako made it into a picture.
It's a picture.
It's a cup, right?
The amusement park here chooses this one.
Hey, I like this one.
It's the first time I've heard of it.
Let's give them a round of applause!
"Ka" starts with "kizu"
The correct answer is "kankansha"
In 1967, a celebrity was born
They competed in physical strength and athletic ability
In the last competition, "guard rail attack", these three were forced to compete for victory
They are 125cm tall and their first challenge is...
otage
This is amazing!
This is pretty good, right?
This is good for your arms!
"otage" let's go!
Give it back!
Do your best!
This is dangerous!
They passed 115cm and "otage" was thrown here, but...
They failed!
Next is the challenge of former idol, Shigeiki Nakamura!
Nakamura-san, please!
That's pretty high!
Let's go!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
otage
The opening anime "android world" starts now!
Don't forget to watch "ginkan" too!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
otage
Thank you!
As expected of an ex-idol!
He manages to fly 125cm!
Ando will lose if he doesn't fly this high...
But will he?
This is a little...
What will happen?
It's pretty high, right?
You can do it!
It's pretty high.
Let's go, Ando!
Ready!
Sorry for the wait!
Oh! Ah!
Ando looked like he could fly, but...
Did you manage to fly?
I did it!
He admitted that he did it!
Oh, really?!
Yes!
Andi admitted that he did it, like a man!
And as you can see, the result is...
Kato Uriki and Nishimura's records are...
Zero!
Zero...
That's terrible...
Do you know what it means for you to make that face?!
Born in 1967...
His classmate is...
Actor Nakamura Shigeki!
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I don't know what I want to do with you, Nishimura-san!