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The key to victory is timing! A serious match with the guest team! "Timing Lincoln"! Right after this!
A celebrity's life is like a manga! "Timing Lincoln"!
Now, we will proceed with Lincoln's new project. I am Akira Fukuzawa. Thank you for having me.
Akira!
Lincoln's first appearance!
Gorgeous! Gorgeous!
That's right! Tonight, Lincoln's new game project will be born!
Good timing!
All you need is the ability to match the timing!
Can you beat me?
Lincoln members will welcome the gorgeous guest team and start a hot battle!
This program is brought to you by Unilever and the sponsors you see here.
This is the worst.
The worst.
It's very dangerous.
It's like a warning.
Hey, wait a minute!
This time, we will challenge Lincoln's team... I mean guest team!
That's fast!
Out! Out!
Out!
It's all of you!
The first match is between the triple teams!
Triple teams?
We're the triple teams.
We're Yoshimoto Industry.
We're the triple teams.
If you're a triple team, you should be better than us.
We're not that bad!
We're better than you.
We're not even stupid.
That's not true!
The timing ring match is played against the triple teams.
If both teams have good timing, they can win all four games.
In the end, the team with the most points will win and advance to the bonus stage where they can win prize money!
The timing ring match is played against the triple teams!
This game starts when the whole team gets on the truck and lifts up the rocks!
When the truck starts moving towards the obstacles, throw the rocks up at the right timing and avoid them!
If you can catch the rocks again, the challenge is a success!
Challenge each team twice and each time you succeed, you get 30 points!
Let's start with the Horipro team!
When you actually get on it, you'll notice that it's surprisingly small.
I'm the one who has to lift up the rocks, right?
Yes.
Then, Kikimura-san, can you tell us the timing?
No, I don't have any strength, so I can't do it.
It's heavy!
It's heavy?
It's that heavy?
Everything is ready!
Captain Ikue-san, please say a few words of enthusiasm!
We definitely won't lose!
Then, let's start!
We won't lose!
This agency was established in the year 1938.
With that tradition and responsibility in mind...
Then, let's start!
3...
2...
1...
Go!
They have started!
The weight is 8kg!
The speed is 20km/h!
Now, they've closed the red barrier!
They've closed the red barrier!
A huge failure!
I know! I know!
Impossible! Impossible! Impossible!
Tama-san said it's impossible!
It's too slow! It's too slow!
It's too windy and I feel like I'm going to be carried away!
Impossible! Impossible!
I think we have no choice but to do it from behind!
That's right!
I think we have no choice but to do it from behind!
I'm a little out of place! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Like this...
Tama-san's "one, two, three" is the best!
Do you want me to go up?
Don't try to jump!
Go up!
Go up and touch it!
We definitely can't do it!
You're an old man!
But I'm scared of heights!
Ah!
Tama-san, what do you think?
Isn't it better to go up?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
We definitely can't do it!
If we don't do it, we'll definitely succeed!
Yes!
I see!
I have an image!
Alright!
Tama-san, please tell us how you feel right now!
It's like...
I feel like I'm going to fly!
Fly!
Let's get started!
It's Team Lincoln's first attempt!
Three...
Two...
Say it!
One, two...
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah!
They've started slowly!
Men and people!
The timing!
The life of a horse!
Fly!
The life of a horse!
Fly!
The life of a horse!
Fly!
The life of a horse!
Fly!
Fail!
You lost!
It's a pity.
You've overcome your obstacle.
It's a pity.
To put it simply, whose life is it?
Now?
Well...
Unexpectedly...
"Ready, set..." was hard to hear.
You lost!
You lost, didn't you?
Both teams failed without grasping the timing.
Therefore, a small stone has been prepared.
The points will be reduced, but it is up to the team which one will be used.
Now, let's see.
It's the second attempt of the triple team.
It's lighter.
A small stone has been prepared.
It's lighter than it looks.
Now, Ms. Ikue, how do you feel about the stone?
This time...
I feel it's softer.
Therefore...
I might be able to do it.
It looks light.
Can you do it?
Now, Ms. Hibura, what strategy will you use for the challenge?
Just now, I understood everything.
All I can think of is to raise it straight up.
Raise it straight up.
That's it.
That's what we heard.
That's crazy.
Now, let's start.
3...
2...
1...
It's started.
Ms. Hibura is looking up.
There she goes!
She got it!
Success!
I'm so happy!
It's a success!
I'm so happy!
Are you happy?
I'm so happy!
I can do anything!
It's perfect!
It was perfect!
How was it?
It was perfect.
However, the triple team is one step behind.
So we...
We have to show our weakness.
Himura stole our trick.
I didn't steal it!
I stole it completely!
The triple team succeeded!
Will the Lincoln team be able to catch up?
Let's go!
It's the second attempt of the Lincoln team!
It went straight up!
Otaka-san, what does that position mean?
What's wrong?
What does that position mean?
I'm searching for it!
Let's go!
It's straight up!
It went straight up!
He wants to make it a success even with a derby.
Let's go!
Straight up! It's straight up!
It's straight up!
He wants to make it a success even with a derby.
What will it be?! He threw it!
What will it be?!
But the timing was perfect!
What was that?!
Osamu was already out!
I didn't want to go back!
I thought you were going to fall!
I didn't want to go back!
Why is my hand all tangled up?!
And with that, the timing is...
15 points!
The Lincoln team has 0 points!
The Lincoln team has 1 point!
With that, the Lincoln team has 1 point!
This game is...
For the ball that falls while rolling down the slope in front of you...
Press the button in your hand at the right timing...
And jump up the slope!
With this momentum, you can fly the ball...
And if you can put it in the basket in front of you, you succeed!
If you enter the small basket in the middle, you get 20 points!
If you enter the big basket around you, you get 10 points!
In addition, for this game, each team and 3 selection members will challenge!
For this game, the first team, the Lincoln team, will challenge!
Now, let's have the captain give the order!
But Mimura-san, you're really good at stopping the basket, right?
Ah, that's right!
Just now...
Just now, when I was bowing...
I was already...
Like a boiled asparagus!
If you did it like that, you'd succeed!
If you did it like that...
This time, it's not a boiled asparagus...
It's not, right?
If you bit it, you'd definitely fail!
Why?
This time, I was able to do it by boiling an asparagus!
By boiling it?!
You can boil a boiled asparagus?
Now, the captain of the team...
Yes, Mimura!
Yes, Mimura-san!
If you say it like that, you'd say it...
Boiled asparagus...
Boiled asparagas...
You say it like that?!
Then...
I can't wait until you say it, so let's do it!
Then, we'll do it!
- Yudea Asparu gassui dame - Ah, the ball rolled over. It's here!
Ah! It's close!
It's a tie!
Good timing!
- Asparu didn't score. - All points are mine!
Asparu's mother said she'd bite me until the show.
- Asparu didn't score. - Yudea Asparu gassui dame - Ah, the ball rolled over. It's here!
Now, the first member of the Hori Pro team is...
Ruriko Kojima!
- Kojima-san, how do you feel now? - Well, Mimura - san showed us a good example of how to do it.
- I think it's better to do it a little earlier. - A little earlier...
34th Hori Pro Scout Caravan Grand Prix winner...
The big goat, 19 years old...
Kojima Ruriko.
Now, let's begin!
3... 2... 1...
Go for it, goat!
It's here!
Ah!
It's here!
Ah!
It's here!
Ah!
It's a tie!
10 points in total!
- 10 points in total! - 10 points in total!
10 points in total!
- Was it okay? - It was a little early.
- It was early? - It was a little early.
- The entertainment world is a little early. - Early.
- I'm a researcher and I'm very good at pressing buttons at the same time. - Ah!
Now, let's begin.
Now, the only member of the Lincoln Pro team who is single, 43 years old...
Amano Hiroeki!
Now, let's begin!
Put it in! Put it in! There's nowhere for you to put it in anyway!
It's not like there's nowhere for me to put it in!
I'll put it in!
Big failure!
What were you looking at?!
Amano's timing was off and she failed to put it in!
Now for the second team, Morisaki and Yuki's challenge!
Timing is everything in cooking, so I'll do my best like I do in cooking.
Do you have any special tips for this?
I'll aim for the middle of the pink.
Don't make a face like that!
Now, let's begin!
That was so close!
I'm sorry!
Now for the last team, the third challenger, who will it be?
Me!
The team captain has announced himself.
Are you okay?
Hamada-san, what did you point out?
I'll do it.
How many people have you seen?
I've seen it.
I'm not going to say anything.
Let's see the top runner of the entertainment world.
Let's go!
Even though he's full of confidence, he can't grasp the timing right now.
Then, for the last triple, the third person is the team captain, Ikue Sakakibara's challenge!
Good luck!
Thank you!
It's already been three times.
Get out of the way!
Damn it!
Damn it, get out of the way!
What's wrong with you?
This is bad.
Then, let's get started right away.
Ikue Sakakibara's catchphrase when she debuted was "one hundred million yen Cinderella".
Now, the battle has begun!
Let's go!
Three, two, one...
Now, Cinderella, go!
Ah!
What's wrong with you?
10 points gained!
What's wrong with you?
Ah!
She's fast! She's fast!
Both teams fail one person at a time, but they earn 20 points.
The next timing game is...
"One shot, one kill" timing ball hunt!
In this game, when the challenger stands on the starting line and stands by,
the ball will roll down from the slope in front of you.
So, timing well, jump off the platform and push the basket drop button!
If you can catch the rolling ball in the basket that has fallen, you will gain 20 points!
This can also be challenged by three teams each!
Now, let's start this game with the first triple team!
Now, captain, who will be the first one?
Well, I thought I'd ask a young player.
Yes, please, Kabura-san.
Now, are you confident, Kabura-san?
I'm okay.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
You're looking forward to it, aren't you?
I'm really angry.
He's been playing soccer since the second year of elementary school.
Once a week, he throws away a futsal ball.
Now, let's go!
The red ball has fallen.
Timing!
Too slow!
The red ball has fallen.
Timing!
Too slow!
The red ball has fallen.
Timing!
Too slow!
No, no, it's too late for that!
Too late!
Now, next up is the Lincoln team!
Who will be the first one?
Well, I'm a little worried.
Udo-chan!
Udo-kun!
Yes!
Do you have an image?
Udo-chan, do you have an image of where you'll go?
I'll go around there.
That's fast!
You're fast!
You're not coming!
But...
It's different now!
The ball is slipping away!
OK!
Don't mind it!
The ball is slipping away!
GO!
No, it's too late for that!
When did you say that?!
Udo-san, how do you feel right now?
Right now, I don't know whether it's from the sea or from a mountain!
What?!
What's stopping you?!
Why are you standing up?
Let's start.
Even now, she is mentally growing up.
Let's start!
3, 2, 1...
Where are you looking at?
Shabudon!
I love you!
They won 20 points!
Mimura-san, you're rolling!
I'm glad you caught me.
I said it properly.
Despite Mimura's advice, Udo succeeded in timing it perfectly!
The second challenger of the MoriPro team is...
Yuki Morisaki!
How do you feel right now?
I'm just...
I'm just simulating the timing in my head, so I think it'll be okay.
She goes to Hot Yoga four times a week!
Yuki Morisaki, 33 years old.
Let's go!
Timing!
Too late!
Once again, the second challenger of the Lincoln team is...
Mimura Masaru-san!
Please tell us how you timed it.
Well, you know the green and yellow dots that go "shh"?
This one?
That's right!
You touch it and it goes "shh"!
It also has eyelashes.
Say it!
Tell us when you're next to her.
Tell us from the beginning.
Mimura-san, you can do it!
The 41st Golden Arrow Award for Entertainment goes to...
Mimura-san, 45 years old!
Mimura Masamatsu, let's go!
Ah, I almost got caught!
How was it just now?
Just now, everyone said "cute"!
The last three members of the Hori Pro Team are...
Hibura and Yuuki-san!
It's in! The switch is in!
I really learned a lot from Mimura-san earlier!
You know...
The point is...
When the ball comes to the yellow area...
You have to go down!
Already, already, right?
Yes! In other words, you have to jump where it says "shun"!
Moreover, Mimura-san said "jump" but...
Surprisingly, he said it like this!
It's really... it's really "jump"!
I can't really go through it.
That's why I'm going to go all the way!
I see, I see, I see.
I don't need an anti-aircraft gun, I'll just fall!
It's not "jump", it's "fall"!
This is not a "jump" game, it's a "fall" game!
Now, the preparation is complete.
Recently, he's been into shopping at Louis Vuitton.
His name is Shibuya Yuuki, he is 40 years old this year.
Now, let's go!
3... 2... 1...
He fell! Sato fell!
Sato fell!
It's really "jump"!
It's "jump"!
But you went through it!
"jump"!
You said it!
It's "jump"!
It's like you said "jump".
Why did you suddenly stand still?
Because I ran away when you said "jump".
The last person for the security team is Kazuki Otake of SUBMERS.
Mr. Otake, how is it seeing five people in the lead role?
I'm searching for it.
You're searching for it?
I'm searching for it.
What are you doing?
Usually it's the week after.
Otake, you have to be there.
I'm there, right?
Don't be absent-minded.
You don't have to be like Himura.
It's started.
I don't want to be like Himura.
It's started.
Everything is ready.
Yoshiko!
Last year, in March, she gave birth to a son.
It's temporary.
Yoshiko, you're watching, right?
Then, let's go!
Yoshiko!
Three, two, one...
Dad!
You're absent-minded.
Dad!
You're absent-minded!
Why are you absent-minded?
What's wrong?
You're absent-minded!
Don't you jump at all?
I've been looking at you.
You have such a failed routine!
After three games, they didn't hesitate and chased each other until the end.
The result was decided in the fourth game!
The debate "Is it correct until morning?"
This is a debate in which eight people point out the correct answer about a certain topic.
What kind of correct answer will be thrown out tonight?
Here is the next question.
Where is a fun place to go with a couple that starts with "oh"?
Couple...
Eh, this is...
Ah, but...eh, what is that?
There is one of this, you know...
Even if it's not a couple, can't it be included?
Well...
Eh...
Ah, I see...
Ah, what is this?
What?
This is...
Well, I...
Yes, please!
Hey!
Yes?
Isn't it a hot spring?
Yes, it's a hot spring.
Eh? Eh? Eh?
Ah, is that okay?
Isn't it?
Eh?
Isn't it fun even if it's not a couple?
No, but...
If you say that, it's true, but...
Well, it's best to go as a couple.
It's a date spot, right?
Yes.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Huh?
That's what a family is, right?
It's a date spot, right?
No, what is this?
I like ghosts.
As a couple...
Look!
What?
As a couple...
As a family...
That's right!
A hot spring!
But...
Isn't it just 15 minutes and 20 minutes?
That's right.
No, but...
He just stood up from the face.
He just shouted "Ah!" and got out of the hot spring.
No, but...
As an actor...
No, no, no.
He just had a defeated face.
Huh?
It's a good fight, but...
He's out already.
Isn't it "alone in the world"?
"Alone in the world" doesn't include those two, does it?
"Alone in the world" doesn't exist in our world.
If you say it as a couple...
"Ah!" while saying it...
It's fun.
I'm jealous!
If you say it like that, I'm jealous!
What's fun about it?
When?
It's blue, but what do you do with it?
Say it again with Ikurigan-san!
This is...
It's like a punishment game!
It's fun, but...
It's easy to say, but...
This is...
It doesn't exist except for couples.
No, but...
I can't say it as a couple.
If you say it as a couple, it's a hot spring.
It's a haunted house!
If you say "oh!" and say it as a couple, what's fun about it?
The answer is...
A haunted house!
If you say "tah!" and people start hating you, what do you do?
[Next Episode]
[Next Episode] People hate me.
Uh, Nazo san.
Ah, yes!
That's probably the same, isn't it?
Sticking out your tongue...
Yes, it does.
Trying...
Yes...
This is...
Oh...
This is the worst.
This is terrible.
Just sticking out your tongue...
That's good, doesn't it?
You're like a bird...
You look like one, though...
I do look like one...
You do look like one, though...
Kudo-chan, how about you?
Yes!
This is it!
Octopus suctioning with a suction cup.
I really don't like it. I've done it before.
You don't stand a chance.
There aren't that many octopuses.
You have to make one.
From octopuses to this one.
What about you, Hikawa?
Octopus hit.
That's too long.
I'm not very good at this, but if we were together, we'd hate it.
Sighing.
No, not yet.
I'm worried about this.
I can't help but sneeze.
Sighing.
But...
From Megwin's point of view, I'm not that angry.
That's Megwin's point of view, too.
He's a frank person.
This is it.
What?
What's wrong?
You don't stand a chance.
Women don't stand a chance?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong?
When something happens...
Hey, wait a minute!
You don't like it, do you?
Did you see the problem?
What's wrong with you?
Why don't you stand a chance?
What kind of kanji is that?
It depends on the kanji, doesn't it?
That's why I changed it to hiragana.
It can be used in various situations.
Isn't it expensive?
You're making it difficult for us.
Okay, it's "stand a chance".
What kind of behavior is hated by people?
The answer is "stand a chance".
So far, it's all one-sided timing.
Will the winning team be the Lincoln team or the polypro team?
Who will win?
Let's find out.
One-shot kill!
Balloon shot!
In this game, it is decided which color balloon is rotating in front of the challenger.
From a fixed target, fire the arrow at the right timing!
If you can break two or five colored balloons, you will gain 20 points!
However, if you break a black skull balloon, you will lose 5 points!
The target is set in this part and the timing of the balloon passing through here is adjusted!
Now, let's decide who will be the first challenger in this game!
Amano!
I think 8 and a half o'clock is just right.
Where is 8 and a half o'clock?
It's the opposite direction of the clock.
Amano is not cool.
The first challenger of the civilian team is Amano Hiroyuki!
Amano, please tell us how you feel.
I'm worried about my eye sight.
I think I can do it with my real eye sight!
I will do it!
Thank you!
He is from Aichi Prefecture, Okazaki Prefecture.
He has a sheep-shaped eye sight.
I want you to show us your delicate eye sight.
Now, let's start!
It's okay, it's okay.
Do it at your own timing!
He's turning his head.
He's checking the timing!
Now, will he be able to hit the colored balloon?
He got 120 points!
Now, suddenly, the eyes of the triple team have changed!
Even though he's an amateur top batter, he's got the timing right and is in a good mood!
Now, the first player of the triple team is Kojima Ruriko-san!
Um...
Orange!
Orange, right?
Don't just count the orange ones, count the others too!
Count the red and yellow ones too!
Yes, yes!
The game is about to start!
Everything is ready!
Kojima Ruriko, 19 years old, special skill is spinning pens!
Let's see if there is any point in spinning pens competition!
Let's go!
That was close!
It was a fun and poisonous just meet!
I'm sorry!
Which one did you aim for?
It's too late.
I aimed for the orange one!
You aimed for the orange one?!
It was really fast!
It looked like it was fast!
No, it wasn't fast at all! It was 10 and a half right now!
You're kidding me!
Team Rinkan, the second player is Mimura Masakatsu-san!
So, how do you feel right now?
I think I saw most of it!
I aimed for the yellow one!
It's been 40 minutes since I started!
I told you!
I'm sorry!
What's wrong with you?!
It's no good!
There's still some left!
It's no good!
It's been 40 minutes!
Now, the secret of the company has been revealed for a little while!
Idiot!
It's been 40 minutes since you started, right?
Yes!
Then, let's begin!
One daughter, one son, I'm the second father!
I want to show you something good!
Mimura Masakatsu, 45 years old!
Let's begin!
It's been 40 minutes...
Hurry up!
You're too fast!
It's not 40 minutes!
You said it was 40 minutes!
You said it was 42 minutes! Shut up!
The second runner-up of the triple team is...
Morisaki!
Morisaki, please tell us how you feel now.
She said it wasn't 40 minutes, so I think it's 35 minutes.
She said it's 35 minutes.
It's a little different.
Let's get started!
She's from Sakai, Osaka. She's 33 years old.
Let's get started!
Will the leading triple team be able to narrow the gap?
Let's get started!
This is a miracle!
Two balloons and a double just meet!
20 minus 5 is 15 points!
The arrow hit the skull balloon and bounced back and hit the color balloon!
With a lucky hit, the triple team gains 15 points!
The third runner-up of the Lincoln team is...
Odara!
The balloons are red and orange.
Let's get started!
Summer's Otaku Family, let's go!
If it hits the color balloon, the Lincoln team wins!
Will the Otakus be able to decide the game?
Let's go!
The opening anime "Android World" has just started streaming!
Don't forget to get the Lincoln explosion video!
If you hit the color balloon, the Lincoln team wins!
Will the Otakus be able to decide the game?
Summer's Otaku Family, here we go!
Here we go!
Damn it!
Between the color balloon and the balloon...
It's no good!
As an entertainer...
This is the worst result for an entertainer!
This is it!
Will it go in?
This is it!
The Otakus have made a terrible mistake as an entertainer!
If they miss the color balloon, they lose!
Will the Hori Pro Team be able to catch the timing of the color balloon?
The third member of the Hori Pro Team is...
Mr. Kawamura Yosuke!
Mr. Kawamura, how do you feel?
I'm a little nervous right now.
If you don't mind, I'll do my best!
Let's go!
Mr. Kawamura Yosuke, 29 years old.
Let's go!
If they miss the color balloon, they lose!
Will the Hori Pro Team be able to catch the timing of the color balloon?
Mr. Kawamura Yosuke, 29 years old.
Let's go!
Open your eyes wide.
Red? Orange?
Ouch!
Orange?
Ouch!
Orange?
Ouch!
I'm handsome, aren't I?
So, after the fourth game, the winning point is 55 against 65, and the triple team wins!
The winning triple team will challenge the bonus stage where they can exchange the 65 points they have earned so far for money!
The bonus stage is just around the corner!
Why do we have to be in a place like this?
It was fun, wasn't it?
Please watch it!
It was fun, wasn't it?
We were supposed to win today, but...
We didn't win in the beginning, so we don't know what's going on.
Who's fault was it that we lost?
That's right. In any case, it's the bad guys' fault. Right, Alcatraz?
It's either or.
In this game, all of the teams will hold up their balls one by one and stand on the stand.
At the same time, everyone will throw the ball to the person next to them.
If all five of them can catch the ball, it's a success!
This time, depending on the difficulty of the game, there will be three types of balls.
As the difficulty of the game increases, the amount of money you can earn will also increase!
Now, this is teamwork! Who will stand next to whom!
Standing in a line like this is also important!
If you're not good at it, you should stand on both sides.
I'm not good at it, so he made me stand on both sides.
I see. I see.
I'm not good at it, either.
Oh, no!
Which one should we throw?
Which one should we throw? Which one should we throw? Which one should we throw?
You can throw the ball either right or left.
Please decide on this team.
Which one?
Do you want to go clockwise?
If you make a mistake, you might get it back.
Catching is important!
Yes!
Is there such a risk?
Clockwise!
And now, who will make a shout? "One, two!" or "Here we go!"
Ms. Ikuei!
Huh?
Okay, here we go.
One, two!
Ms. Ikuei, will you say "one, two!" or "here we go!"
One, two!
Now, it's time to prepare.
First of all, it's a challenge for the triple team that spent 6,500 yen!
Calm down and let's do it!
One, two!
I didn't see it at all!
It hits your face!
What's wrong?
I was worried about whether Morita would be able to get it.
Then I thought, "Oh, that's right!"
Everyone's getting it!
Everyone but Ikuya is getting it!
I'm sorry!
I'm glad!
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This way of ending is frustrating, isn't it?
No, no, no!
I feel like there's at least one good guy in this team.
Everyone's bad!