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Entering the second half of the showdown between entertainers and comedians.
Tonight, we'll have a series of shocking images until the end.
First of all, we'll hear entertainers' daily screams of anger.
Instructor of Anger, Getter Rabbit!
This is a project to blow away the anger entertainers feel in their daily life!
One by one, they will appear on the red carpet and announce that they are angry!
Depending on how much they sympathize with the guests' "I know", one of them will get five full marks and be judged!
If you get a wonderful full mark sympathy, you'll get one gold!
Everyone, please sympathize with them!
Once again, we have guests who will judge whether they can sympathize with them or not!
The first sympathy-getter is this person!
The other day, I went out to eat and I wanted to pee.
I went to the bathroom and I was peeing.
The young brother next to me was peeing.
Usually, I do what I'm told to do, but...
Can I shake your hand?
Now...
You're touching me, right?
It's like a joint scratch, right?
Can I shake your hand?
Of course not!
Won't you wait for me?
I'll do it!
Let's do it later!
Let's do it hard!
Now, Miyasako-san's score is...
The highest!
Actually, before I became an entertainer...
I met Miyasako-san in the club bathroom and we did the same thing.
How was it?
She turned me down.
She was kind and said, "Not now."
Not now.
Are there any girls who say that?
For girls, since the bathroom is a private room, it's easier for them to talk to you and before you wash your hands, it can be rude for me.
So I'd like them to say "gaah" and then leave.
That's right. Boys are like that.
Our next sympathy getter is this person!
Please come in!
I don't know what you're saying!
Sandwich-man Tomizawa Takeshi!
In rock-paper-scissors, you start with "gaah," right?
In "aiko," do you start with "gaah" again or do you just go with it?
Which one? Tell me!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Which one is it?
Sandwich-man Tomizawa's score is...
3 votes!
Senna, your turn.
I do this a lot.
The way we stack up is a big surprise for me.
A big surprise?!
I like the way you say, "Oh, it's decided! Which one should I go with?"
2 votes!
What's with him?
Our next sympathy getter is this person!
Please come in!
Mysterious entertainer with nowhere to go,
"Ameari Kesshitai" Kotohara Toru!
I went to the bar and asked the waitress if there was a single-room room.
She said, "If it's a half-single-room room, there is."
Which one is it?!
Do you know whether it's a single-room room or not?!
What do you mean by "half-single-room room"?!
- So, Mr. Motohara's score is... - Yes!
- Oh, but... - Oh, but...
Forgetting the Tsukkomi, Kanto's Tsukkomi King
Summers - Mimura - Masakazu
When I was born in June, I often got a birthday present like beach sandals and such.
But when I was born in December, I got a down jacket and such!
What is December?!
I like winter better!
- So, Mr. Mimura's score is... - Oh, but...
- Oh, but...
- Mr. George's score is... - Oh, but...
I was born on August 13th, so ever since I was little, I've been eating watermelons and corn.
- It can't be helped because of the season! - I mean, I just eat it normally!
I see!
Hey, Akira, are you listening?!
Akira!
- Akira! - Akira!
- I can only get this all the time! - That's right!
- Now, let's move on! - Yes!
- The next instructor getter is this person! - Let's go!
Perfume delusion pelican, Tampoco Shiratori Kumiko!
Um...
I'm wearing make-up!
Tampoco Shiratori's score is...
- Perfume delusion pelican, Tampoco Shiratori Kumiko! - Tampoco Shiratori's score is...
- Perfume delusion pelican, Tampoco Shiratori Kumiko! - It's a new instructor!
- Yu-san! - Yes?!
- How is it? - Well, what is that?!
- But... - Yes?
- Huh? Which one is it? - Well, which one is it?
- Well, being told "no make-up" is a compliment for boys, isn't it? - What is it?
- Doesn't it mean "don't make fun of me"? - No, it doesn't.
- That's right. Being told "no make-up" is like that, you know? - Yes.
- Well, being told "no" is like... - Like "no".
- It's wrong, isn't it? Being told "no make-up" while putting on make-up is wrong, isn't it?
- Yes. - What does it mean?
- Being told "no make-up" while putting on make-up is wrong, isn't it? - Yes.
- Thank you.
- Well, let's continue! - Yes!
- The next sympathy-getter is this person! - Yes, please!
- Dress-up-type-glasses-boy, Ogi Yahagi Yahagi Ken!
- Well...
- You know, women's boobs are bigger than F-cup size, and you want to touch them, don't you?
- Well...
- You know, women's boobs are bigger than F-cup size, and you want to touch them, don't you?
- Well...
- You know, women's boobs are bigger than F-cup size, and you want to touch them, don't you?
That was delicious! Serina, is that okay?
No, but I thought so! Because you've never touched one of those, right? You can't touch them, right?
I said you can't!
But you're saying you want to touch it soon, aren't you?
No, I'm not saying I want to touch it, but you should make a rule like that!
No, no! I said you can't!
Seriously, he's in love with her!
When I go to a restaurant and look at the menu, I think of "chef's whimsy salad".
Don't cook with whimsy!
Now, Amano-san's score is...
It's okay!
Your score is quite high, Gyoji!
No, no! It's exactly the same!
I see!
No matter where I go, there's always a whimsy salad!
I wonder how whimsy it is!
First of all!
How whimsy it is!
What's wrong with you, Akira?
I don't have confidence in my skills!
I see!
If it's a whimsy salad, is it okay for it to be just lettuce?
No, no!
It's a whimsy, right?
Yes!
You're saying it's a whimsy, right?
Akira-san!
No, no!
What's the strongest whimsy?
Chihara Seiji!
When I go to a barbecue restaurant with my friends,
I don't know if it's a whimsy or not, but they turn over a piece of meat over and over again!
Is barbecue delicious if you flip it over and over again?!
What's the strongest whimsy?
Chihara Seiji-san's strength is...
Is it okay?
His strongest whimsy is...
Tonight, I'll get angry for the first time in a while!
Carrie-in, Budo Suzuki!
Dog...
Dogs say they're loyal and cats say they're free, but...
Who the hell decided that?!
Now, Udon-san's score is...
42.9 points.
Tonight, Fujiwara, Haranishi, and Takayuki will seal their 100 million yen joke.
I'll talk about food too, but there's a restaurant near my house.
There's a summer and winter limited menu.
I really like that winter limited menu of oyster soba.
The summer limited menu started with Chinese soba.
The winter limited menu started with shaved ice.
I really want to eat it, so I'll eat it.
Instead of that, I won't eat it at all in winter!
I want to eat it more in winter, so I'll eat it!
Do you understand?!
Now, Haranishi's score is...
10.9 points.
It was 10.9 points!
I'm a little...
U-san!
Yes?
I think you cut your bangs too short.
You cut your bangs too short!
You're an instructor!
Up until now, the winner of the 100 million yen joke is none, but a disappointing score has come out!
In the studio where the air of 100 million yen town is blowing, that man has appeared!
Let's go!
The next instructor winner is this person!
Thank you!
The next instructor winner is this person!
Um...
The next instructor winner is this person!
Thank you!
The next instructor winner is this person!
When I'm peeing in the toilet of the station, Hamada sometimes comes in late and walks towards me, but it's too early for you to take it out!
Why do you have to look at it?
So Matsumoto-san's privilege is...
What is it?
I don't have any sympathy for you!
I'm glad you don't have any sympathy for me!
What is it?
If you say it like that, you two do it!
There's no mistake about it, right?
With just a friendly episode of "downtown", they don't get any sympathy at all!
It's time for a sudden change! They're going to call on an entertainer they want to see again!
Who will you call again?
Matsumoto-san!
Matsumoto-san stands on the sink carpet again!
Well then, please!
Go ahead!
I don't know when or when to eat mandarin.
I like mandarin but I have it at home.
But when you are hungry you want to eat rice not mandarin.
And when you are thirsty you drink water or tea than mandarin.
And after brushing your teeth you can't taste mandarin anymore.
And you don't eat mandarin when you wake up.
I don't eat mandarin!
So, Matsumoto-san's strategy is...
Small sympathy.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! This is embarrassing!
This can't be helped, right?
Even if you push me vigorously, it can't be helped.
Wait a minute!
Joy! Read the atmosphere!
All of you are zero.
The last one was in a bad mood.
Don't be sad.
Influenza!
Influenza, Hamada and Amano are determined.
This year, they will challenge the game of seven comedians in four seasons.
The first round is also a dream second half.
Here, finally, that man's turn will come.
Stunt actors, who will be next?
That one?
Think about it.
Think about something interesting.
You complain too much before you watch it.
We are friends, aren't we?
Kojima thought of a lucky draw game.
Happy Hanafuku Tsunahiki
"Tsunahiki" is a three-to-three tug-of-war where you wear Hanafuku tied to your horns.
The team that presses the goal button in front of you first wins.
Prepare for the second round.
The first round participants are these members.
However, when they put on Hanafuku...
OK, both teams are ready, right?
Yes!
Kojima-san, you're too ugly.
Are you OK?
Please switch places.
Are you OK?
No, I can't do it.
Why did you say that?
My nose is...
My cartilage is a little weak.
Kojima-san.
Your nose cartilage is weak.
So...
I don't need it.
Once again, Google searches "nose cartilage is weak".
Due to "nose cartilage problem", many members switched from Oniakko to Okubo.
Finally, "happy Hanafuku" "Tsunahiki" first round.
Ready...
The red team won!
The white team won with the highest score, but the red team won the prize money by throwing away a woman in the distance.
The second round will continue with these members.
Who will bring luck with their own hands?
Ready...
White wins!
Not bad at all!
How was it?
Red team.
The battle was close, but they didn't move an inch.
The white team went on and won by luck and prize money.
The next person who came up with this game is
Haruna Harisenbon.
What's your score out of 100?
It's a perfect score.
Girls won't lose money playing this game.
I'll be playing "Bring Luck! Happy Love Fruits"!
Men and women will challenge together.
"Happy Love Fruits"!
Picking strawberries with your lips and carrying them to the goal will cost you prize money.
You can't bite the strawberries. Of course, you'll fail if you drop them.
The girls who will challenge this game are
Mimei and Uruwashiki.
It looks like the girls who will challenge have prepared themselves.
Go ahead!
Wow, they're so cute!
What? What? What?
They're so cute!
These three men will be choosing their partners.
First, Okubo will be choosing his partner.
Who is it, Okubo-san?
As expected, the compatibility of the lips is important.
And Okubo chose...
You're kidding, right?
The couple has decided to pick up the handsome entertainer, Panzer.
Now, let me introduce you to the course.
The first thing you'll see when you put a strawberry between your lips is...
A refreshing shower zone.
When you have a clean body...
You'll go through a narrow gate and go through it.
You'll go to the door-to-door zone.
If you go through here, you'll go up the stairs...
You'll go through the wall that blocks their love...
And dive into bed.
If you don't drop a strawberry here...
You'll get good luck and prize money.
Now, it's Okubo-san and Mukai-kun's challenge.
Ready...
First of all, they go to the shower zone.
Next, they go through the fire door.
How do they go through this height?
What's going on?
A strawberry fell down.
Are you okay?
Excuse me, I'm in the middle of something.
Stop it!
That's rude!
She's a girl!
I'm sorry, but I'm gay.
The first obstacle, the shower, was successfully overcome.
However, due to Okubo's sexual incitement, it didn't work out.
Out!
Next, in order for Barbie to choose a partner, she forced the men to do it.
Don't do it!
It's about time.
I've decided.
Huh?
Sako.
Yay!
It's true!
Miyasako chose Barbie's heart.
The second couple will do a pair challenge.
Okay, Barbie and Miyasako, get ready!
Go for it!
Go, go, go!
Go for it!
Hug her!
Go for it!
Talk to her!
Go, go, go!
Hugging each other's shoulders and taking a shower
Next up is Kuguri-no-Keba
You're always doing that!
Breathing exercise successfully completed
What are you doing?!
I'm embarrassed!
And then, to the wall where their love gets in the way
You can do it!
Where are you going?!
Even the strawberry that's not on the bed got separated, so it's a failure!
That was close!
My mouth stinks!
The wall that gets in the way of their love was successfully broken
But the strawberry fell on the bed due to the momentum of their love
Unfortunately, it didn't clear!
Next up, what Enoue has called for is...
The warrior of love, Summer's Otake
Will this game be cleared?!
Let's go! Enoue-chan and Otake-san's pair!
It's a match!
First of all, they successfully cleared the shower zone!
Next, Enoue actively leads Otake and Kayumino-mon too!
Finally, they challenge the wall that hinders their love!
You can do it! You can do it!
Ready, go!
This is a failure!
You can do it! You can do it!
Once again, they drop a strawberry in their dive to the bed and out!
No one was able to get lucky with love fruits.
Finally, the next game is the last game!
"Seven Lucky Comedians, Last One"!
What is the lucky game that they came up with?
"Don't Burn Your Clothes"!
"Happy Rail Flash Cut"!
"Don't Burn Your Clothes" is an ominous game with a phrase "burn" from the great poet Sitara.
The venue is enveloped in an ominous atmosphere.
I'll go outside.
Outside?
Outside of the hospital?
Outside?
Then, I'd like to announce the challengers.
Yes!
First of all, Mr. Fujimoto.
Am I first?
I did it!
I don't like doing happy rail flash things.
I don't know!
I remember.
Mr. Degauer.
I did it!
Mr. Degauer.
I did happy rail flash things, too!
I don't remember!
Lastly,
interestingly,
I should mention this person,
Mr. Totohara.
I did it!
I can't believe it!
Why do I have to do happy rails?
It's kind of like that now.
Happy Rail Flash Cotton
This is wearing a lot of Flash Cotton and standing on the rail that moves automatically
Passing the approaching electric bar with a limbo dance
If you pass all the bars with a limbo, you win a prize
But that's not all
If you hit the electric bar, Flash Cotton will explode
The challenge will fail
Everyone, are you ready?
Yes!
Let's have the challengers appear
Go ahead!
Airplane
It smells dangerous
Thanks
I'm scared
Is it okay?
There is an electric wire here
This is a little
What?
Listen to the sound
You have a bad face
Also
I will say it first
You can't cheat
You can't lean and dodge
You can't crouch
You can't do that
People who are watching TV
won't allow you to cheat
The height of the bar
is in three stages
You can crouch or stand
You can cheat
You can't lean and dodge
You can't crouch or stand
The first challenger is Fujimoto
Will he be able to
beat the electric wire in three stages?
Okay everyone
Let's go
Good luck
Ready
Start
You can do it Fujimoto
You can do it
It's getting in the way
More, more, more.
Go, go!
Easy, easy!
Go for the clear!
I'm amazing, too!
Go, Mori!
Go!
Go, go!
Go!
It's over! It's over!
Your face was hot!
It's hot! It's hot!
Who are you?!
Fujimoto-san, out!
Out!
Am I... Am I alive?
Am I alive or not?
Fujimoto was trapped in flames, unable to clear the last bar.
Everyone was terrified of the explosion beyond their imagination.
The next challenger is...
Degawa-san!
Clear! Clear!
I've been waiting for this kind of game for so long!
Alright!
Come on!
Alright, Degawa-san's challenge...
Start!
Degawa Tetsuro, a man of 100,000 power,
Will he clear?
Degawa-san's challenge...
Start!
Degawa Tetsuro, a man of 100,000 power,
Will he clear?
Degawa Tetsuro, a man of 100,000 power,
Will he clear?
I'm scared of something...
It's a little... It's a little different, but...
Degawa Tetsuro, a man of 100,000 power,
Will he clear?
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
Is something wrong?
It's not something miserable...
Can you show me?
There's an opinion that you bent your knees too much.
You have to climb up. You have to climb up.
I'll do it!
I'll do the second one!
Safe! Safe!
Everyone, look in front of you! Look in front of you!
Now, the third one!
I'm going to die!
No!
Ah, it's hot!
No!
It's hot!
What's going on?
Even Degawa of Hyakusen Denma...
...was thrown into the electric bar.
This time, Megwin managed to survive, but he couldn't clear it.
I thought I could do it, but...
It's all up to you now.
Hotoara! Please avenge me!
There's no way you can do it like that!
But I think you can do it.
Last challenger, Hotoara!
Can he clear it with his regular willpower?
Now, we're ready! Last challenge, Hotoara!
Hotoara, you learned it.
Please.
You learned it.
I learned it.
Huh?
You learned it.
Ready...
Start!
I believe in you!
Hotoara, you can do it!
You can do it!
It's like a frog.
It's a little strange.
If you cheat a little too much, I won't forgive you for cheating.
You're doing it properly, aren't you?
Something's a little wrong.
He's crouching.
Next.
Let's judge next.
Yes, let's do it.
This is going to work.
Start!
Your hands are dangerous!
You're cheating!
Otohara was so scared that he crouched down.
And now...
Your hands are dangerous!
Put your hands down!
Get back!
That was a little unfair.
I said I wouldn't forgive you for cheating.
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Otohara, you cheated!
I'm sorry!
That's...
That's really...
I will never forgive you for cheating!
The ally of justice, Shitara's hands are down!
Otohara is in flames!
You...
Stop it!
You said you couldn't cheat, didn't you?
Are you stupid?
Shitara's unlucky game.
Not a single one cleared it.
Unfortunately, it ended like that.
And with that, all the games that the seven lucky comedians have come up with have ended!
Good work, everyone!
Thus, the seven lucky comedians' lucky game is happily over.
And with that, the New Year's Galaxy will open up once more.
I'm going to leave you a surprise.
What could it be?
Otohara!
In front of the comedians, a mysterious messiah suddenly appeared.
This is a surprise present for the seven lucky comedians who shared their luck with us!
New Year's Custant!
Otohara!
Thank you! Thank you!
In the finale of the New Year's party,
as a thank you from the comedians themselves,
the comedians present the most delicious castanets.
However, there is one problem.
Um...
Wait a minute. Mr. Ogi has left.
Ogi has left.
One... One person is missing.
That's right. One person is missing.
But...
Mr. Ogi, who had left earlier for another job,
has good luck.
What did you say?!
Last year's King of Contest winner,
the Viking Kotoge has been decided!
Welcome to King of Contest, everyone!
This is crazy.
This is really scary!
Are you Blashcotton?
Aren't you Blashcotton?
Blashcotton...
Blashcotton is scary!
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
Finally,
the biggest party has begun.
Then,
let's start!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Hurry up!
Wow!
Wow! Wow!
Everyone, thank you for waiting!
It seems like everyone and Mr. Kotoge are ready!
I didn't know I could do something like this.
Then,
let's start!
Ouch!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Ouch!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
(jaw lightly blasting)
Hold it! Hold it!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh! Oh!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Haha Ha! Ha! Ha! Ah!
Hot!
It's dangerous!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
It's burning!
What is it?
I don't know!
It's burning!
It's okay!
Stop it!
Stop it for a second!
It's burning!
What is it?
You bastard!
What's going on?
Are you okay?
Oh my god!
I'm scared.
Matsumoto-san, you have to tell us not to do this.
We can't do it.
I'm scared.
What's going on?
Anyway, please support us this year, too!
It's fun!
Should I tell Amazon about this?
Was Amazon scared of this?
They gave us about 1.5 million yen.
I'm scared!
I'm so scared!
What's going on?
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Oh my god!
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