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8 Dincan members have gathered with the project they want to do the most right now!
Dincan Project Summit!
Until now, the projects that the members had in their minds have come true one after another, like Mimura Project's "Mekata de Douin" or Udo's shocking quiz!
What kind of project will emerge this time?!
Then, should I say it?
This time, the proposal is Otake. What kind of project is it?
It's this! Black and white! Make it clear!
It seems like a project.
I'm serious!
Until now, the 8 of us have come up with a lot of things.
I think we're all not the same here!
We're divided into two!
That's not bad!
I'll tell you what it is!
I often hear this, but...
Jinan is the strongest!
Suekko is the best!
Chonan is not good!
That's what I hear!
Even in sports, my little brother...
Jinan is good!
Jinan says things like that, but...
It's not like that!
It's not like that?!
On the contrary?
On the contrary!
Chonan...
Otake is?
Chonan!
Chonan is here!
And his ability is not inferior!
Let's separate and make it clear!
Chonan versus Chitanoko!
I see!
Chonan will be separated in this!
Kamasa and Chonan!
Both of you have amazing abilities!
No, no!
Just you two!
That's right!
You and me!
But, Hama-san!
Other than that, what else?
Jinhan!
Jinhan is the best!
See! Like this!
Even at this stage, the teams have been divided into three!
Jinhan's strongest opponent, a big bamboo that cannot be convinced, has declared war against Jinhan!
Which of them is truly superior? Let's find out!
But, before that...
Let me say something about Jinhan's personality.
First of all, he's a firm person.
Right? Leadership.
Where did you learn that?
Responsibility.
That's what I think of him.
He's patient.
Even if his subordinates go crazy, he'll say, "It's fine. You guys should stop."
That's true.
Hama-san, what do you think?
Hama-san's leadership!
No, no, no...
Right? He's patient!
He has courage!
He's patient!
He's strong!
He says what he thinks of you right away.
What do you want me to do?!
He's not patient at all!
His heart is Jinhan!
He's sweet.
He's always with little brothers and says "I'm hungry" and so on.
He gets anything.
He says "take it and you'll be full" and so on.
He's irresponsible.
He does everything for us.
He's not selfish.
He does everything for us.
He's not sloppy.
He always takes care of us.
I see, I see.
His eldest son is 44 and he's a meat.
That's amazing!
You're persuasive!
So it's a battle to see who's better.
I see.
He's your older brother, so be patient.
There are many ways of living like that.
You selfish little brothers, know how serious he is!
Who's better, the eldest son or Jinhan?
Tonight, it's decided!
Before this unbeatable battle, Ota prefecture...
I've seen Jinhan being better.
But in some areas, the eldest son is better.
Before that, I'd like you to look at it from a different perspective.
If you, Mamoru-san, me and Udo are here, we can win.
So I'd like you to give it up for Jinhan.
And now, it's the day of the battle.
Wait, what?
What's going on?
This poor guy about natural heroes...
What's going on?
Is this my older brother's name?
This is my older brother's name.
My older brother...
What is it?
And so...
Come here!
What is it?
It's not coming.
It's usually low.
It's not the right size.
You're used to it, right?
It's usually new.
My older brother would never come out like this.
My older brother is about 185cm.
That's big!
Well, let's burn the blog.
Let's burn the blog!
I said I'd give you a mask for free...
But it turned out to be a victim's blog.
Before that...
Let's watch this video.
Speaking of the most famous sibling match in Japan...
This match!
Will Japan's oldest and youngest protect each other?
Will the strong one be the eldest and youngest?
Will it be the eldest and youngest?
Or will it be the strongest and youngest?
The strongest and youngest will win, right?
Right.
I like the strongest and youngest.
No, no, no...
This is...
This is a viewer rating!
It's a bit of an unexpected fear, but...
The strongest and youngest will win!
The winner is the eldest son! As I thought, the eldest son is stronger!
He's so kind!
He's trying to make me fall down!
He just slipped and fell!
My wife is also an orange!
It's new!
Stop it!
It's a truth!
My eldest son is also from Shinjuku and he's with a woman he doesn't know!
He's getting younger!
Don't say that!
Finally, the battle is about to start!
The eldest son and youngest son will have a fierce battle!
Will the eldest son win?
Or will the youngest son win?
And during the battle, what will happen?
The eldest son vs. youngest son!
Let's start with this battle!
Kaion Shishiodoshi Challenge!
It seems like a lot of time will be needed for Kaion Shishiodoshi Challenge!
But in order to challenge it, one of the teams will have to use this device!
At the tip of the bucket that holds the water, there is a Hana Hook!
That's right, the strength of patience that can withstand the weight of water will hold the key!
In addition, it is also possible to press the stop button yourself!
But what does this battle mean?
In other words, your eldest son can put up with it.
That's how it is, Amanokun!
This is self-sacrifice!
Even if you kill yourself for the team, you win!
I see.
Did your eldest son make such a change?
Yes, he did!
For example, look at this picture.
He's like a professional player.
Oh, he's cute!
He's a mid-day coach for a sacrifice band.
He's a sacrifice band's world champion.
He's a guitarist!
He made a band for his team!
What are you talking about?
You're an idol and you're trying to advance in your career!
I want to play homerun next time!
That Hanafuku is like a cute sacrifice band.
The eldest son, the demon of self-sacrifice, can't lose in this competition!
First up is the Jinan team's challenge!
The Hanafuku will be decided by Mimura!
Is it heavy?
It's pretty heavy.
It's pretty heavy?
Alright!
You must step on this.
That's right!
I haven't said a single important thing!
Shut up!
I don't care about anything!
Let's go!
Ready!
- Nice! - Watch me.
- It's coming, it's coming. - But it doesn't come that far. - It's not that bad. - It's ok. - It's still ok. - It's not so different from the weight of the bucket. - Really?
- You can do it! - You're ok. - You can do it, Ryo! - You're ok. - You can do it! - You can do it! - You can do it! - You can do it!
Can you hear me?
Hurry up and show me!
Hurry up!
What is this?!
What is this?
What?
Ouch! Ouch!
Hey!
Ouch!
Hey!
Alright!
It's quite hard!
First stage!
Gaaah!
Hahahahahahahahaha!
What's going on!?
Stop it!
Watch the next one!
No, no, no, no!
It's not even in yet!
Hahahahaha!
Stop it already!
You can't reach it!
Towards you! Towards you! Look!
OUCH!
Watch out! Watch out!
OUCH!
Get in! Get in!
It's totally in! Get in!
I'll get it in! I'll get it in!
Good luck!
Yuto, just go forward a bit more!
I got it in!
Wow!
That hurt!
I'm sorry!
OK! OK!
3 minutes! 3 minutes!
7 seconds!
Yes!
I think I did a good job!
JINAN and MIMURA endured the pain of their noses even though they were sweating.
They cleared it with a pretty good time!
What kind of battle will the younger team show us?
OK! Let's go!
Who's going?
OK! HAMA-SAN!
HAMA-SAN!
He's a master!
He's also a king of children!
That's right!
HAMA-SAN is the kindest!
He's the most patient!
That's right!
He has a deep heart!
He always saves everyone!
I'm also kind!
HAMA-SAN will be in charge of HANA-SAN's clothes!
What kind of self-sacrifice will HAMA-SAN show us?
It's so soft!
Is it soft?
I'm used to it!
It's so soft!
You're seeing GARAMON in the studio!
It's not BIGONE, it's GARAMON!
It's GARAMON!
GARAMON is looking up!
It's scary!
If you look up, you'll be cut off!
I'll bring it to you in no time!
The younger team is ready!
It's too much!
SASHA!
The first round was tough!
That's right!
But it's easy!
It's soft.
It's about 1/3 of it.
Look at his condition.
It's dangerous.
His nose is about to break.
It's dangerous.
Brother, my nose is breaking! It hurts! It hurts! My nose hurts!
It hurts! It hurts!
I can't! I can't! I can't!
It hurts! I can't! I can't! I can't!
Are you okay?
Udo-chan, sleep well! Sleep well!
You can't spill it! You can't spill it!
You'll break it!
With just one bucket, he succeeded in escaping!
Hamada showed his cute self-sacrifice!
What will happen next?
36 seconds have passed!
Chounan, Jinan, Daniel, Saburo, Hamada-san is like this!
Hamada-san is like this!
No!
I'll take it all!
This is Chounan!
Chounan doesn't matter!
Chounan and Mark are tied!
It has been proven that Chounan is more self- sacrificing!
The next game is...this!
Here it is!
"If you break it, you lose!" Serious Glass Breakthrough Match!
Out of six glasses, only one will break.
If you hit a fake and break a real one, you're out!
What does this have to do with Chounan and Jinan?
Do you want to know?
I don't want to know!
Chounan is good at managing danger.
He catches anything that looks dangerous.
Of course!
That's how he saves everyone!
I see!
If you hit it like that, it's dangerous!
If you break it...
It doesn't matter what it is!
There seems to be a solid basis for such a big joke!
For example, here is the representative, Wright brothers.
For the first time, they flew in the sky.
It was dangerous, but they attacked fiercely.
You think so, don't you?
However, there are three and four of them.
Stop it, young master!
I told you to stop it.
You guys are really great.
You guys are reckless!
Well, first of all...
In such a case...
Let's throw the plastic one.
Stop it, young master!
Let's throw the plastic one.
First of all, Jinan and Kotohara's challenge.
Can they break through the dangerous glass?
It's a propeller, so if you throw it, it will hit, right?
Be careful!
Is it okay?
But it's not the most valuable one, right?
It's okay, right?
It's a plastic one.
Is it okay?
It's a plastic one, so it will bounce off.
It's a plastic one.
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
It's dangerous.
First of all...
How many times will it break?
Right?
It will break.
What?
Did you explain it?
I didn't.
What's wrong with you?
Because you didn't explain it.
The second is Matsumoto, who has a son who was burned by a blog.
Matsumoto is going!
Is it okay?
Is it okay? At the farthest place?
Yes!
Wow! I'm scared!
I'm going!
I'm scared!
I'm a little confused.
Are you okay? Are you okay? Wow! I'm scared!
Then, please!
Wow!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
Well done!
Matsumoto also avoided the danger.
There are only three challengers left.
And Miyasako continues.
Oh!
She cleared it again!
In addition, Amaro also cleared it!
Four people in a row!
It's close!
She can finish it from this point!
It's finally the fifth challenger's turn!
If Nimura clears it, it's a perfect success!
At that moment,
The losing team of JINAN will vanish.
But, in fact...
I knew this was in front of me!
I knew it was in front of me!
I had the instinct.
I think I also felt the same way about it.
Me too!
Yeah.
Well, it's okay, right?
It's okay, right?
Alright, let's do it.
Let's do it.
But...
Will it be alright?
I'm scared.
Wow!
It's amazing!
Everyone lost by one-half chance.
As a result...
The first four results of JINAN team are...
Wow!
It's amazing!
So we are done with the fifth team?
Yes, we are done.
This is the perfect team.
We can't do anything about it.
We have no choice but to win.
Yes, we have no choice but to win.
To achieve the perfect result, the young boys team will challenge!
What do you think, Ama-san?
Yes?
Can you do the young boys team all at once?
No way!
Wow!
Do it! Do it!
Wow!
Each of them threw the ball while being scared.
The young boys team has the courage to throw the ball all together.
However, the studio is frozen and a shocking incident happens...
Shall we watch it?
Yes, let's watch it.
Just watch it for a moment, right?
Just watch it for a moment.
The young boys team is fast.
They are fast.
Just watch it.
Excuse me!
Just watch it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, we got it.
Will this bold strategy work?
Or...
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's do it!
One, two...
Wow!
Chonan! Chonan!
Look! Look! Chonan is amazing!
You are the best!
The fourth one is Udo.
Can he break through the safe glass?
He is fast! He is fast!
Chonan is fast!
Are you ready? Yes!
Ready!
Wow! Wow!
Chonan's team won
and the fifth one is Ootake.
Seriously?
It's a tie.
If Chonan breaks through the safe glass...
Can you be a little careful?
I can't afford it at all!
Let's decide it right away.
Do you want to go for this one?
The purple one, right?
If you don't break through it, you win, right?
That's right. Do you want to go for the purple one?
Let's go!
Will the goddess of victory smile at Chonan?
The last one!
Wow! Wow!
Chonan! Chonan!
Chonan!
However,
due to excessive development,
the JINAN team now claims...
Is this really glass?
Hama-san, check it out.
What?
Wait a minute.
This can't be happening!
This is a big problem!
I'm going to send you a fax!
Are you going to stop throwing?
What's wrong with you?
This can't be happening!
What?
Did you do it?
Stop it!
That was close!
Dance for me!
I got it!
What?
If you're tired like that, your body won't break!
That's how it is!
See!
What?
You still like it!
For a moment, the news spread like wildfire, but this match was a spectacular and perfect victory for the boys' team!
The boys' team was also better at dodging danger!
After this, Tamada and Matsumoto are in trouble!
What's going on?! Where are you going?!
Once again, this year, the entertainment industry is in full swing!
A total of 50 entertainers gave lessons to both the Tamada and Matsumoto teams!
But...
This wasn't all for the boys' drama!
So, tonight...
We're going to broadcast all of the matches that didn't make it into the three-hour special!
Let's do it!
The entertainment industry sports festival "Kansen Burn" begins now!
Go for it!
Miyasako Hiroyuki challenged Miyasako to a 200-meter race to determine the fastest entertainer!
Miyasako! Miyasako! Miyasako! Miyasako!
Miyasako! Miyasako! Miyasako!
She has been rejected for two consecutive years!
This should be her third time being honest!
Miyasako! You're late! Miyasako! You can do it!
She lost by a large margin!
And Miyasako was actually told something like this...
Miyasako, why did you come out of the race?
Huh?!
You should have asked me, Vega-san!
Why did you come out of the race?
Vega-san, you were the one who told me to come out of the race.
I told you to come out of the race!
Huh?!
Who told you that?
I'm sorry, but...
I'm going to call my seniors and beat them up!
No, you can't!
Miyasako is looking forward to next year!
I feel like a crab!
Many new competitions have been held this year, but some of them...
...were cut due to too much entertainment and the entertainers became too ugly.
No, but if you try it, it's not funny at all!
What is such a hell of a new competition?
This competition is...
...Caterpillar Obstacle Race!
What's that?
Caterpillar Obstacle Race...
...each team of four people will enter a caterpillar and roll it...
...to complete the obstacle course in one go!
With this, Captain Matsumoto will participate in the Matsumoto Team!
On the other hand, this captain will...
Abara!
You're late, Abara!
Abara!
You're not doing it, but why are you angry?
What's wrong with you?
With a blast from Abada, the first race starts!
The first race of the Caterpillar Obstacle Race has started!
First up is Yamagoi!
Hamata Team is in the lead!
Matsumoto Team has stopped!
You're late!
Matsumoto Team's caterpillar is messed up!
Meanwhile, Hamata Team reached the goal with ease!
C-Captain! Captain!
If you do it, it won't be funny!
It won't be funny, and it won't be difficult!
It won't be difficult, and it won't be funny!
It won't be tiring, and it won't be tiring!
There's nothing good about it!
I'm going to do it!
He chose me! I'm going to do it!
I'm not the kind of person who would do it!
No, but if you do it, it won't be funny at all!
Come on!
I'll do it in one go!
I'll change the rules!
Everyone's tension doesn't seem to go up, so I'm going to do it in one go!
And so, he changed the rules in one go.
In second place, Matsuboto Iizan!
This won't be funny!
It's not funny, it's painful!
No, this is also an amazing pressure!
Get ready!
Go!
The second race of the Yutapida Obstacle Race has begun!
Kamata team is in first place!
Matsuboto team, do your best!
Kamata team is fast!
Matsuboto team, do your best!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Kamata team is not fast!
To the goal!
Matsumoto team's desperate goal.
Matsumoto team somehow finished the race.
Catapia is really tough!
For the elderly, Catapia was too tough.
The one who showed the most excitement this year is...
All of them were overtaken!
All of them became a legendary battle!
This match, Matsumoto team cannot lose...
Before the start, they were doing secret training.
And the baton...
Baton! Baton! Baton!
If you drop the baton, I will poop on your face.
Baton! Baton!
I don't have a baton right now.
So I will use this.
Then you have to hold it to the right.
Who brought me this?
It's too long. I can't practice with it.
I'm sorry about this.
For the entertainers who continued this tough battle...
They took a break for a while.
They ate a lot of food...
And the entertainers lost their minds.
From now on...
We will have a cheering performance battle against each team.
Since last night...
We will have a cheering performance battle.
Even though it was a special decision...
A serious performance was held.
And in it...
An unpublished funny scene...
A banana man who trained with a controller...
Please give me a funny joke!
A funny joke that makes you excited!
Hey!
Hey, look! Over there!
There's a UFO!
Ew! It stinks!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! It's red! It stinks!
Yeah!
Thank you very much!
A funny joke that makes you excited!
With this energy, from Matsumoto Club...
Taisu! Matsumoto Club!
Mimata-kun!
Don't laugh!
What's that?
A funny joke that makes you excited!
With this energy, from veterans...
That's definitely red!
Taisu!
Oh! It's red!
What? What did you say?
Excuse me...
Um...
Can I do "shout Tetsuya"?
Go for it!
Um... Tetsuya Takeda...
Um...
The part where he shouts is good.
For example...
That's why I don't do it!
I don't like it!
"Three years! Be with me!" He does it like that, doesn't he?
That's not it.
He shouts.
Three years! Be with me!
He does it like that, doesn't he?
What? What?
I don't like it!
I did it.
Ibata-san, thank you very much!
We thank you for your best performance.
Are you okay?
I'm glad you're okay.
The atmosphere of the bench is getting worse.
I'm glad you're okay.
Another one of Ibata's opponents...
Advan Champion, Ehara Masahiro has been appointed!
Ehara, welcome!
Okay, then...
I'd like to say a few words.
During the opening of "Drift no Daibakushou",
we'll compare Ikaria Chousuke-san and Kato-cha- san's dancing.
I like this.
First of all, Ikaria Chousuke-san.
Drift no Daibakushou!
Nii-san, Nee-san, Papa, Nii-mama, Kato-cha...
Don't laugh!
One more!
"We're doing a Daibakushou,
but we'll imitate someone who can't laugh for a second."
Hahahahaha!
Why are you laughing like that?!
You're laughing like crazy!
Hahahahaha!
Yeah!
You're good at imitating people.
You're good at it.
Thank you very much!
Thank you for yesterday's performance!
All of you entertainers who have given energy to Japan by giving everything you have!
Next year, too! Fight until you're worn out and show us your laughter and emotions!
Chounan and Jina's battle showed Chounan's team's patience and their ability to evade danger.
In this match, Chounan won completely.
In order to win completely, it's time for the final match!
The final match is...
this one!
Here it is!
It's the huge Hayaruke match!
I said it in the summit, but...
Yes, you said it all the time.
Is Chounan a pioneer?
Yes, Otake did say that.
According to my theory...
Otake doesn't know the way.
Because...
Otake is a pioneer...
and he thinks it's dangerous to go this way.
So he waits for you...
and Otake looks this way...
and you wait for him...
and he looks for you and remembers you!
So Otake looks at you and looks at Otake...
and you look at Otake...
Otake doesn't know the way.
Chounan is a pioneer...
and he knows the way.
There...
they will compete to see...
how fast they can clear...
the huge maze they once learned.
First...
each team will choose a challenger.
She gave birth to me, and for her sake, I want to develop myself.
When she takes off her hat, I will take off my hat.
Each team will challenge this competition.
First of all, they will be taught the shortest route from goal to start, and input this into their heads.
You...
Will Chonan and Jinan be able to memorize the route?
Here we go!
We have a wonderful video for you.
While you memorize the route, please look at this.
Look, it's Chonan!
It's Chonan!
Chonan!
Chonan is going to the golf club.
It's Jinan!
He wants to know the route.
He is a leader.
Everyone, Chonan is going to the golf club.
Chonan!
It's Chonan!
It's Jinan!
We're going to Bandai.
You're so mean!
What's wrong with you?
You're so mean!
Get out of here!
You're so mean!
What's wrong with you?
This is...
It's a weapon.
This is what it looks like when we're in trouble.
It's malicious.
It's malicious, but I'm not.
It's not bad.
Do you remember this road?
Oh, yes.
Yes, yes.
The top buster is Miyasako.
Here, from Otake to Shochuin...
Please put this on.
It's red!
Hey, this is science!
Hey!
This is a time race.
If you do it in 10 seconds, you'll get in.
Hey!
10 seconds?!
This is bad! This is bad!
This is bad!
Will they be able to reach the goal before being bitten by a dog?
In addition, a safe zone has been established at the goal point.
If you enter here, you'll be safe.
Hey, director!
Even if you reach the goal in 10 seconds...
Go! Go! Go!
Ready...
Go!
Go! Go!
10...
9...
8...
7...
Go! Go! Go!
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Go!
Wow!
You can tell by the smell!
Go! Go! Go!
It's coming out! It's coming out!
Go! Go! Go!
(applause)
He is amazing man!
He is great!
He is amazing!
Too much fear, straight to the goal.
Laughter was zero, but it became a clear in 27 seconds high time.
Next is a challenge to become a father.
Is it better than biting?
(laughter)
Is it better than biting?
(laughter)
Go Roy!
(whistle)
Go!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out!
(laughter)
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Matsumoto-san, it's a completely different road!
This is amazing!
Oh? Oh? Oh?
Is that a starfish? Is that a starfish?
What is that?
(laughter)
Give me your hand!
(laughter)
Such a violent...
Such a violent scene...
It's really scary!
My heart rate is really going up!
And so, the record for the JINAN team is...
Miyasako's 27 seconds!
If either of them can beat this record, the JINAN team will win, but...
Even if it's JINAN or JINAN...
The fact that there are actually two older sisters...
Will they make a mistake on the road?
(laughter)
In the end...
They become a dog leash...
And fail miserably!
(laughter)
This is really scary!
JINAN team...
Hamada will challenge the giant maze!
This program is...
UNITY BAT
Sponsored by...
(laughter)
39 seconds.
Hamada-san, you did it!
Thank you!
Wow!
He's lost his way, isn't he?
He's Jinan!
(laughter)
This is Jinan.
Thanks to Jinan's dog getting lost in the road,
Hamada successfully cleared the maze.
However, the team won by one point.
That's great!
Then I'll let you do it.
(laughter)
Ohhh!
(laughter)
Hey, look at this!
I see.
I haven't seen the route yet, though...
(laughter)
(inaudible)
Look at this!
This is some kind of crazy development!
(laughter)
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(laughter)
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(laughter)
(inaudible)
(laughter)
(inaudible)
(laughter)
What is this ending?
What is this?
It's scary! It's scary!
What is this corner?
Shonan and Jian are amazing, aren't they?