AISubs v3.4
A cafe in EBS
What are you waiting for?
Producer
What?
Where are you from, producer?
Look, without further ado, let's negotiate for a gala
Where are you taking us?
If you can, lower it
Why is the camera bad?
Tosso, come here
Thank you, Tosso
Thank you
It doesn't come out that much
There was a letter for Mr. Gyazawa
Don't frown
You're always frowning
What is the letter that the producer has come to deliver?
Dear members of INCOME, thank you for your hard work
Thanks to you making me laugh every week, I feel like my money around my stomach has been falling recently
However, there is one problem that worries me very much
Is it a gala?
That is, your guarantee is...
It's true
...too high
Oh no!
It's a waste
No, no, no!
What's wrong with you?
Why are you looking at me like that?
Lower it!
If you lower it like this, the producer's peace of mind will not be lost anywhere
Do you know that?
So, what do you think?
There are a lot of interesting VTRs we've made in the past three and a half years
Using all of them, let's decide on the most brilliant moment in the past three and a half years
And make a wonderful VTR that will be preserved for eternity
KABUSKI COMPANY, TBS TELEVISION, JOME ENTERTAINMENT AGENCY, ISHIKAWA MAKOTO
ISHIKAWA MAKOTO
Just do it like that
That's right!
The production cost has reached its limit due to the high salary of the nine of them
They can no longer make huge amounts of money and shoot new VTRs
So...
If we collect the most brilliant moments of the past three and a half years, they will be preserved for eternity
Tonight's decision is...
LINKER'S BEST
Let's start with 'Mimura'.
Where was he shining?
Do we have to decide by force?
Yes, we do.
No, no, no, no.
It's not something to think about.
We don't know where he was shining in this famous scene,
but 'Memory Collab' will talk about this episode 15.
The whole show will talk about it.
'Mimura' was terrible.
That's why the world is scary.
That's why 'Memory Collab' is a disaster.
'Two Hours of Specials' from two years ago.
A project that cost 10 million yen for production...
Come out, blackbeard!
He's coming out.
A super-huge, blackbeard-threatening one-shot game!
First player, Yudo.
Second player, Ootake, has cleared the game and it's getting exciting!
Third player, 'Mimura', is here!
Here I go!
'Mimura', with his third sword in hand, heads for the huge blackbeard, but...
Something terrible happens to 'Lincoln'!
I'll do it!
Please!
Run!
Why?!
Three of them?!
Is it over?!
This is really serious, isn't it?
The third episode of "In a Flash, It's Over!" ended the 10 million yen giant black beard in no time!
The damage the show received from Mimura cannot be put into words.
I had a desire to have this black beard.
Can't you say it's a little too sweet?
No, no, that's not it!
Mimura's "Lincoln's Best" was decided at this moment!
Next, what was Miyasako's brightest moment?
Well, isn't "Machine Gun Z" enough of this?
This?
This is probably...
Amazing.
3.3 million yen.
What are you doing?
What am I doing?
What was your brightest moment?
Your brightest moment?
Editing?
Wait, just think about my trauma as a child.
I've been playing so much sports, I used to be a great soccer player, and I used to be fast.
But it's too late!
I'm borrowing the shoulders of the girls' elementary school.
Wait, think about that!
Think about it!
How long have you been dating her?
Think about it one more time!
How long have you been dating her?
In August 2007, at a heat of 37.8 degrees Celsius, an all-summer entertainment big sports day was held.
On this day, when over 40 old entertainers fought seriously, Miyasako was born 200 meters away!
Miyasako showed off her speed that her son was proud of, and ran top of the first half!
However!
She quickly reached her limit of physical strength and hit a big brake in the final corner!
Miyasako fell into a ditch at once!
As it is, the goal is scored at the end of the shot! And!
Miyasako has changed right after the goal!
Miyasako showed off her weakness of being supported by an elementary school girl!
Miyasako swore revenge and ran 200 meters away next summer!
As it is, the goal is scored at the end of the shot!
You're not doing it at all!
Miyasako's support for the two girls gave us laughter and emotion.
This moment was decided in Miyasako's "Lincoln's Best"!
Next, Udo's shining moment is...
Udo's shining moment is...
I like Himura's...
Himura was really good!
And Meani's...
Meani's is good, isn't it?
But Parasailing is good, too...
That was a great momentum!
I was a little worried about that.
Now, Udo is at a loss of which one to choose...
I'd like to ask you for your opinion.
Which one do you like, Himura or Parasailing?
Well, then...
Which one...
One, two...
Yes!
What?!
Stop it!
So you say Parasailing is good?
Yes!
Parasailing is good!
Udo's choice is Parasailing!
That's what I'm saying!
Udo's best scene is...
Parasailing in Okinawa alone!
If it's a beautiful sea in Okinawa, you can get a high viewing rate!
Said the two-hour special, which ended in a big mess!
Udo's Parasailing, which took place at the climax...
To get a higher viewing rate, Udo used a rope with a cut to create a thrill!
Okay, if you're ready, let's go!
Udo's Parasailing!
Udo flew up high in the sky with a broken rope!
At that time, a big problem occurred!
Suddenly, the program staff told Matsumoto...
At this rate, it seems a little dangerous!
On the contrary, it seems to cut, so on the contrary, it is dangerous, rope!
Well, let's cut it!
With a rope that you don't know when it will cut, Udo is in danger!
He has no choice but to cut the rope!
Please cut the rope!
He has a knife!
Cut it!
The moment he won his first prize, Udo was shining!
Next, what is Yamaguchi's best scene?
How about that one? The one where you barely made it on your bike?
That's a good one!
After this movie, elementary school kids told me a lot about it!
It's amazing!
The one with the acrobatics!
It's the mic, right?
That's a good one, Sensei!
Wait, wait, wait!
I really want to see it!
I need more shame!
I've been saying it for a while now, but I was also wearing a bike mask until the end!
Really?!
I don't know what you're talking about!
You were wearing a bike mask?!
The four of them were invited on their bike trip!
What is this weather?!
The day of their trip to the Kanto region was a record- breaking one!
And then...
What is it?!
It's a bike!
Wow!
It's a bike!
Looking for adventure
Huh?
The best touring bike ever!
Where?
In Naito, a human bike worth 200,000 yen, like Yamaguchi, is distributed to all participants.
The name "touring" continues forever.
And in the blizzard...
We're at the beach!
Look over there, sis!
What's she riding?
That's it!
She's probably looking for something to ride on!
Isn't it heavy?
It's not heavy at all!
I'll let it go a little, so hold on tight!
Hold on tight!
Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out, Tommy!
Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out, Tommy!
Watch out! Watch out, Tommy!
Watch out, Tommy!
Let's play a last minute game!
Even after that, the "touring" continued.
In the end, only blisters and muscle pain were left.
And now, as a tragedy, the location is closed.
Such a journey on a bike became Yamaguchi's "Lincoln's Best"!
Next, the most shining thing about Kotohara was...
The bus tour!
Wow!
Bus tour!
Isn't this a bus tour?
Most of the members were like this...
No, no, I remember now!
The second one...
Right, the second one was...
Hokkaido...
Hamada-san's face is unusual.
I can't even look at Hamada-san's face.
Hamada-san is having a meeting.
I'm alone about 25 times...
What should I do?
Who suddenly boasts about Hamada-san?
It's funny if you look at it now.
It's a bit too late now.
It's funny if you look at it now.
Based on the current members' talks, please watch!
While in Tokyo, you can enjoy Hokkaido, but...
The first place you went to was a clock tower.
What exactly is that clock tower?
When Hamada-san saw this...
It's not a clock tower.
It's heavy!
What is it?!
When you enjoy the snow festival, you can see ice sculptures.
When you go to Asahiyama Zoo, you can see Himura's nose.
It looks smooth.
Hamada-san's mood is the worst.
It's raining and the weather is the worst.
Wait a minute!
It's from the northern country!
It's here!
What's wrong?
It's real!
Wow!
It's a face mask!
What are you looking at?!
It's a face mask!
Here, Hotohara and Miyasako...
It's bad weather now.
Then, let's end for today!
Please look forward to the next Talk Tour!
Next, what was the moment when Amano was shining?
It's not the King of Ramen.
It was amazing!
Even when we went to other locations, we kept saying "ramen, ramen"!
It was really good!
It's not like that!
Amano-san!
It's not like that!
But it's not like that!
It's not like that!
It was a shock!
It's not like that!
He hasn't done it since he was young!
He always wipes his face and only shows the finished ramen.
But when he's drinking...
So, Amano's best is...
Human Zero Line Experience!
It was held at the New Year's Day Bingo Contest.
There, from downtown to comedians...
Pai-nage 2009!
Congratulations!
This pai-nage included...
For comedians...
It was a delicious and intense drop of tears that filled their mouths!
Among them...
For Miyamura Miyasako and Hagimi...
2009's latest car stunt!
Here is their latest car stunt!
And for Amano and Himura...
A human zero line experience!
A human zero line experience is...
From a height of 15 meters above the ground...
To a wall of one degree...
A valuable and delicious experience!
Now, let's go!
5 seconds left!
4, 3, 4!
What is the correct answer?
Theory! Is it correct until morning?
In this debate, nine people will point out the correct answer to a certain topic.
What kind of correct answer will be thrown out tonight?
Here we go! Next question!
The dish you want girls to cook that starts with "oh" is...
This is pretty...
It's either one of them.
I want girls to make "saiko" in Kanagawa.
"Saiko"?
It doesn't make sense at all.
"Saiko"?
What is this?
Huh?
You can make "saiko"?
Don't say things you don't want to say!
It's pretty common for girls.
For girls?
To ask girls to make "saiko".
Oh, I see.
It doesn't make sense at all.
It doesn't, does it?
Oh!
It's a drink.
I see!
Huh?
This is it!
I see!
Okay, Matsumoto-san.
Yes, yes, yes.
Um...
It's an omelet.
Oh!
This is...
This is it!
Which one is it?
This is...
Is it almost the same as "saiko"?
Yes.
It's an omelet.
Oh!
Which one?
This...
It doesn't make sense.
"Saiko" is...
"saiko".
Wait a minute!
"saiko".
But "saiko" is...
That's not what it means!
"saiko" is "saiko".
What are you doing?
"saiko" is "saiko".
No, I would say...
It's a...
It's dinner.
Don't make rice balls for dinner.
But you know...
Love is precious.
Mother is precious.
What are you talking about?
It's disgusting.
It's not like that.
I'm not satisfied.
If you think of it as a girl, it's an old man's house.
Why?
Why is it an old man's house?
It's okay for men to make rice balls and omelets.
But it's only for old men.
It's a girl's house, right?
Die.
It's a girl's house.
It doesn't matter.
It's impossible.
It's not terrible.
How about rice balls and omelets?
Rice balls and omelets?
It's satisfying.
Rice balls and omelets!
Starts with "o".
Dishes I want girls to make
The correct answer is "omelet rice"
Next question!
"Shish" and "Words that office workers often use are..." "Shish" and "Words that office workers often use..."
I don't know what "words often used by office workers" is.
I don't know what "used often" is, but oh well.
I know what it is!
I'm sure you have heard of it!
I've heard of "frequently used" a lot.
Right, that's the first one!
I can think of it, but I know it's "negoto" (knocking on wood)
I know it's "negoto" (knocking on wood)
Alright, next one, Good San!
Do you know who's the chief of the infirmary?
That's a long one!
Do you know?
Do you know who's the chief of the infirmary?
You know it! You know it! You know it!
Udo-chan!
April is?
Who do you look like?
What kind of situation is this? What kind of situation is this?
You and that business person...
The person in charge of the train said "What about the train departure?"
It started with the "g" in "train" and ended with "t" in "departure".
"Departure" is...
This is all we have. "Departure".
Right?
That's right! I had "departure" at the same time!
This is meaningless.
No, no, it's not.
"Departure" is not that difficult.
"Departure" is written in there.
Well, I can't say it clearly.
Mimura!
The way I say it is...
Simbas machiaset.
Even you know that.
Even if you are a "salariman" you know it.
Amano!
"Death" is "ramen".
That's right.
That's a continuation of "simbas".
I took it with my own hands.
This is...
That's...
That's all you need.
On top of that, I often use this.
That's right.
I'm sorry.
Well, I know, but...
I feel like I'm in a rare effect, but it's not blurry at all, you know?
It's definitely this, isn't it?
President!
President?
That's right.
President!
President?
You don't say "president", do you?
You don't say "president", do you?!
It doesn't fit you that well.
If you're just an ordinary person, it's hard for you to meet a president.
I see.
In a hotel in LA...
President!
"President"?
"President Hotel"?
"President Secretary"?
Even "president" goes on a business trip, you know?
Even if you say it...
"Business trip", you say?!
"Business trip"...
Wait, Matsumoto-san, that doesn't make any sense.
Say it a little lighter.
In a hotel in LA...
"Business trip"...
What does "business trip" have to do with "president"?
Alright, "business trip"!
Alright!
The phrase "business trip" is often used by salaried workers.
The correct answer is...
"business trip".
Next question!
Business trip
"Business trip"...
What do you mean?
Don't be hated.
You're not being hated.
You're amazing.
There are a lot of people who can do this.
You're really being hated.
But this...
You can't do it overnight.
Yeah, you can't do it overnight.
Let me sleep.
If you do it overnight...
I'm telling you we have a part tomorrow.
Who are you doing it with?
Are you a cameraman?
You're persistent.
Isn't that right?
You're better than me!
Next.
"Momo's death".
"Shimoneta's death".
It's the same.
That's right.
I thought it was "shimoneta".
Do you like it?
It's like "kitao".
Next.
"Mimura".
"Shitao" is similar.
I'm similar too.
"Shitao" is similar.
Don't make me imagine it!
Where are you in?
You two are too similar!
You are too similar!
"Shitao".
"Shitaao".
"Shitaano".
"Shitano".
It's disgusting.
"Shitano".
I'm glad you're persistent.
Next.
"Otaku".
Shidoro Modo
What is that?
You just now...
No, it's always...
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Don't make it clear!
Think of it!
Goto-chan!
Yes?
Before your tongue, you have this.
Thought corridor
I don't like it.
That's a disease!
It's not only for girls!
I think that being disturbed by sleeping is the worst.
You're trying to sleep again!
The child is sleeping next to you!
Hey you, look over there!
Why are you promoting yourself?
Omae wa mou shindeiru
But if you think of it as a woman, it's not like that!
Goto-chan is surprisingly good.
Hitsuko
So, "hitsuko" is fine?
Hitsuko
"ji" begins with "ji" and is hated by women. The correct answer is "kitsukoi" (stubborn)
Let's move on to the next question!
"ko" begins with "ko" and is a cool word.
This is difficult.
This is it.
Yes, this is it.
Let's go. Miyasako.
This is it.
Leave it to me.
You surprised me.
Leave it to me.
What is going on?
You said something like "leave it to me".
Leave it to me.
Let's settle this.
You are not manly at all.
If you say it like that, I will say it like that, too.
Let's settle this.
Leave it to me.
You said it in a cool way.
Leave it to me.
I did it.
What?
I did it.
What did you do?
I know a little about it.
You know it?
I know a little about it.
I did it in a cool way.
Hey, kid.
Leave it to me.
Aman.
I will say it like Hoto-chan.
Copacabana.
I don't know what you are talking about.
I am sorry about them.
What did you say?
I am sorry about them.
I know it.
Corporation.
I know it.
Corporation and Convertible.
I know it.
Coordinator.
I know it.
I don't know it.
Leave it to me.
No one doesn't think it is cool.
What is "Corporation"?
It sounds like a company.
It could be "Conscientious".
I know it.
Leave it to me!
"Cool" is a cool word that starts with "Cool".
The correct answer is "Leave it to me here".
In these three and a half years,
"Lincoln's Best" decides the brightest moment!
This year, at the New Year's Lost Loving Competition,
Amano is...
"Human Zero Line Experience"!
Amano and Himura, who received this delicious gift,
will be able to charge into a one-degree wall from a height of 15 meters!
"Zan"!
"Wait"!
"Zan"! "Wait"!
It was a moment when Amano became a man!
Next, we will decide the best scene of "Otake"!
This is "Choiwaru Club" that no one knows about.
This is good.
No one knows about it.
This is good.
Choiwaru Club
This was a very interesting episode.
The ratings were not good at all!
99.7%!
"Otake"'s birthday.
"usj"'s "we are one".
That was good.
It had a bit of an impact.
It is "Otake"'s 39th birthday!
Do you think everyone will just enjoy "Universal Studio Japan"?
Finally, "Otake" will appear in a parade!
Moreover...
Look over there!
What is that?
Amazing!
"Otake" will spend 8 million yen just for this parade!
What are you going to do?
"Otake", don't say that!
If you don't do something, something will happen!
Be careful!
I'm scared.
Are you okay?
With 45,000 people's attention...
"Otake"'s fantastic birthday parade has begun!
Look over there!
I'm happy.
Amazing.
There's no such birthday like this!
He said "39" just now.
There he is!
Otake doesn't know what to do and is completely exposed.
Otake!
What are you doing?
I don't know anything!
Don't say you're a weirdo!
What is this?
It's like a joke!
For Otake, it's a 39-year-old's birthday that he'll never forget.
Otake is shining without fail!
Out of all birthday projects, this is the most glamorous one.
Next, Hamada's best scene will be decided!
Before we started recording, the staff said...
Where are you going?
I'm going to pick up my stuff.
It's my first time here and I can't do anything anymore.
There's nothing good about my stuff.
An incident happened during a project called "Host Club Rincan".
That day, Rincan's first appearance was frozen by his tutorial skills.
Please watch all of it!
- Thank you for your cooperation. - Thank you for your cooperation.
- We'll start with the clean-up. Thank you for your cooperation. - Thank you for your cooperation.
- Okay, 5 seconds before! 4, 3, 2, 1!
Even after the count was over, he didn't come out.
- Hey, wait a minute! - Okay!
Due to the humidity in Hamada, the studio was nervous. And...
- Thank you for your cooperation! - Thank you for your cooperation!
- Okay, 5 seconds before! 4, 3, 2...
- Okay! - Thank you for your cooperation!
- I'm sorry if you're nervous. - I'm a little nervous.
- Hey, wait a minute! - Yes?
- What's wrong with you? - It's not like I'm nervous or anything...
- It's your first time, right? - Yeah, it's my first time.
- I mean, it's your first appearance and you're that nervous. - That's right!
- I mean, you're about to cry! - What's wrong?
- Are you going to cry?
- I don't think you're going to ask me for anything right now.
His debut was a bitter-sweet debut.
- Well, speaking of shining, it's Yumi Kaoru. - That's right!
- It's a war song. - It's a war song.
- Why is it Yumi Kaoru? She looks like a Gundam.
It's a project where all entertainers dress up in their favorite clothes and choose who suits them the most.
As various clothes were decided as No. 1, surprisingly enough, a miracle was born from that man's innocence!
- There are people who haven't had a title yet. - Yes.
- Oh, me too. - Oh, me too.
- Oh, surprisingly, I'm also... - Oh, me too.
- Oh, I'm also a superman. - Oh, I'm also a superman.
- You guys are laughing too much, it's making me nervous.
But you don't have to do it with everyone.
For example, Yumi Kaoru wouldn't work even if I did it.
Ah, Yumi Kaoru.
Or Hamaa-san.
You want to see it?
Yes, I want to see it.
Hamaa-san, why don't you do Yumi Kaoru for once?
Like Yumi Kaoru, Hamaa-da became a woman ninja and made a legend.
Three, two, one...
Huh?
That one?
Was it like this?
It's too funny!
This...
This is Yumi Kaoru coming out of this on TV!
Hey, talk to me later.
Wait for me, wait for me!
After that, at Matsumoto's 44th birthday party...
Hamaa-da, dressed like Yumi Kaoru, appears!
He shoots a two-shot of his dream!
Furthermore, Hamaa-da, dressed like Yumi Kaoru...
Decorates one page of the 2009 Rinkan calendar!
Hamaa-da's Rinkan set is perfect for Yumi Kaoru!
Finally, the last one is Matsumoto's best scene!
For me, it's "Hawks", of course.
I ate it a lot.
You ate it?!
You ate it the most?!
It's cool, isn't it?
Which one?
"One Phrase Karaoke".
That was good.
Singing only one short phrase...
And competing for its taste...
"One Phrase Karaoke"!
And...
Matsumoto's first time competing...
How good is Matsumoto?
I can't read it.
An angel's singing voice...
What are you doing?
Please listen to that angel's singing voice!
Are you serious?
I love you.
I'm happy with you.
It was an angel's singing voice.
It was Matsumoto's 43rd birthday.
Matsumoto and his partner Hamada have prepared a birthday present for Matsumoto.
An earth style present.
Matsumoto is excited about the present.
Matsumoto is asking Matsumoto for various things on this sacred mound.
Matsumoto will give all of these to 30,000 people.
Today is September 4th.
Matsumoto is 43 years old.
Please watch Matsumoto's first epic poem in his life.
Matsumoto's first epic poem in his life.
From the stand, a loud cheer. And...
From Matsumoto's set position...
Thank you!
Finally, he receives the ball from the referee.
And...
It's coming, it's coming.
It's easy for him.
I'll go for it.
In the last minute...
While he was full of air, he decided to go for it!
After all the trials, he finally made his move!
Wow!
The audience is full of excitement!
However...
From Matsumoto's memories, it will never disappear.
It became the best birthday ever!
This moment is Matsumoto's "Lincoln's Best"!
Announcement from Lincoln!
The official website "lincoln's box" and "lincoln's best" have just started downloading!
How to access it is as you can see!
Hello, everyone.
I'm Joe Trishma, voice of Joe on PBS.
Finally, Lincoln's henchman takes off his veil!
He has elected McHarry Messer and the 24 assassins that man has sent to Lincoln!
This program was brought to you by UNITY BAT.
Let's get to the report right away.
Thank you.
Sunflower seeds?