AISubs v3.4
*outro*
Rincan
This day, Rincan's first recording was held for the first time this year.
The entertainers gathered at the studio with something in their hands.
Good morning.
Did you hear what Dantan-san said today?
I heard it.
I'm sure it's something bad.
That's right. This year, Dantan-san and the entertainers received a New Year's card from Downtown.
In fact, last December, the two of them had a special photo shoot and created an original New Year's card for the entertainers.
Thank you.
Along with Hamada's refreshing smile, a mysterious phrase was printed on the recording day.
What is going on?
Do you have a camera?
Yes.
Thank you for waiting.
For some reason, there is a receptionist at the studio entrance.
Please wait here.
Please don't open the booth until I give you a sign.
Wow, you're really bad at this.
Please wait over there.
What are you doing?
The machine is over there, so please don't push it.
Wow...
Welcome.
Wow...
She only moves it manually.
Wow...
I'm going.
She doesn't move it at all.
Do you have a receptionist?
There is nothing written about this.
Receptionist?
What is a receptionist?
There is a receptionist.
Receptionist?
After that, they appear in the studio again and again.
What is going on?
They are entertainers who don't know anything and have a receptionist.
There, they are given a paper bag with a jersey and a mysterious envelope that should not be opened.
What are they going to do?
While doubts and anxieties are swirling around in the waiting room,
a total of 19 entertainers are waiting in the waiting room and...
Everyone, please go to the party venue.
Please bring an envelope and go there.
Oh, I don't like it anymore.
Party?
According to the broadcast inside the building, entertainers move to the party venue.
What was waiting there is...
Party?
Huh?
What is this?
Huh?
Party?
It looks like a mansion.
Huh?
What is this?
It looks like a mansion.
Huh?
What is this?
It looks like a mansion.
Wow!
For the first time, I'm really going to party today.
Wow!
Entertainers' favorite things are in front of them.
Entertainers raise their tension at once and...
Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Happy New Year!
You guys look like you're having fun, like you're having a party.
Oh, yeah.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Stop it!
No, I'm serious! New Year's money!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Here is today's announcement!
Let's go!
Fresh New Year's money for everyone!
This program is brought to you by the entertainers who are taking care of us.
Fresh! Delicious! New Year's money bingo tournament!
Now, please take home the luxurious products!
I'm not old enough to receive New Year's money anymore.
That's true.
I'm over 40 years old.
I dare you guys!
Please give me New Year's money!
Wow! Wow!
I don't have it here, but...
I also have it here.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Well, I can't show you this, but...
I also have it here.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Taking out the cards from the mysterious envelope...
The bingo tournament will start right away!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
I got it!
G-38!
G-3...
Wow! Wow! Wow!
I got it!
O-41!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
I got it!
The nervousness has gone away, and everyone is enjoying the bingo.
Who is the lucky boy who will play first?
B-7!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Happy New Year!
G-5!
O-40!
G-5!
Are you okay?
You're going diagonally!
Even Utsukushi is going diagonally!
To Seiji-san, who has successfully achieved bingo,
we will give you a delicious gift that entertainers can't get enough of by drawing a lottery machine!
Washing machine! Come on!
The first delicious lottery to commemorate is...
Seiji-kun!
Yes!
Pai-nage-2009!
Congratulations!
Wait a minute, please! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
This is also cash!
What's with that name of product?
Now, everyone, there is a drop-down space behind you!
Okay, let's go!
That's amazing!
The correct answer is not the latest washing machine, but the latest pai-nage!
The content is...
Now, everyone!
I'm sorry, but...
Yes?
Let's all work together...
What?
...and give them pai!
Please prepare it!
Well, even Seiji doesn't have to do this, but I don't think he'll run away!
The pai we prepared for you to have a delicious year is...
...2900 yen!
Please enjoy it!
Ready...
Go for it!
That's right!
This pai is delicious!
How many shots are there?
That's too close!
This is the pai-nage 2009's new product!
You can enjoy the joy of an entertainer...
...by being hit by a 1900 yen pai-nage!
The end!
Congratulations, Seiji!
I was told that I would be a politician this year.
Let's move on to the next bingo!
Wait a minute! I'm sorry.
You're strict with politics again this year!
I'm really glad that I won this time.
I'm sure that I'll be a good politician again this year, so please support me!
Seiji, you're full of happiness this year!
There are 18 people left. Who will win the second bingo?
Who will win the next bingo?
Is there such a thing?
Of course!
If you do such a thing, we'll go crazy!
That's right!
Are you a proper social worker?
You scared me!
That's right!
What is it?
Stop it!
The ninth bingo!
Hey! Bingo!
The next bingo is rock-paper-scissors!
Will we get the latest news?
Rock-paper-scissors won!
Korean style escape!
What is it?
It's anti-dragon escape este.
Anti-dragon?
Isn't it fine like this?
It's fine!
I'm happy if it's anti-dragon escape este.
Please apply it.
What we have prepared for Iwao-san this time is
the most popular escape gel in Korea, the beauty empire.
Just by applying it, you can make your skin smooth in no time.
There is no doubt that a man's personality will improve.
With everything ready, let's start the escape!
Where do you want to escape?
I want you to love me wherever you escape!
Please don't leave yet!
Excuse me, I can't go up well.
It's hot!
It's impossible for you, Iwao!
It's okay for me.
My nipples are coming off.
God is special.
God is special!
My nipples are coming off.
Even if your nipples are coming off, please say that your nipples are not coming off.
I'll say it.
It's not there!
It's strong, isn't it?
It's a teleportation!
Iwao went this way!
Now you can experience it for free.
It was hard for Iwao, too.
Yes, it was.
But if you look at it like this, I'm sure it would have been better if I had a beautiful nipple as a result.
Only once in a lifetime surprise!
This year, please find a wonderful person!
As expectations for money continue to fall, Otoshidama Bingo is back!
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- Don't say you don't like it anymore.
- Next is...
- Bingo!
- Oh no, oh no, oh no!
- It's a two-digit number, Muta.
- Koto-chan, what is it?
- I'm number ten.
- Ten!
- End it!
- Koto-chan's miraculous draw strength is...
- Koto-chan's answer is...
- Nipple-killing rocket!
- Congratulations!
- The present is...
- TBS artists have developed it with all their might...
- A rocket with washers.
- Koto-chan, pull it up.
- I'm scared!
- Pull it up.
- It's even cuter!
- Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
- What are you doing?
- Pull it up.
- Pull it up?
- No, no, no!
- It's only the tip.
- No, no, no!
- The tip of the toe!
- Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
- The tip of the toe has nothing to do with it!
- Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
- It's the tip of the toe!
- Even though Koto-chan struggled with his sensitive nipples...
- His drawing preparation is complete!
- Shall we go at the same time?
- Yes!
- Double nipples!
- Let's go with double nipples!
- OK!
- OK?
- OK!
- Three...
- Two...
- One...
- OK!
- Now...
- It's finally the moment of fate!
- For the first time in human history...
- Please watch this miraculous video!
It's cold, so you can't see it!
The earth rocket carrying human dreams successfully took off!
With this, there is no doubt that it will be a flagship year! Congratulations!
Hello, I'm Otara. Thank you for your support this year as well.
Since it's my first recording, I wonder if it's okay for me to do it so luxuriously.
Thank you for your support this year as well. I'll do my best!
There are 16 people left. Let's get fired up and start bingo!
Masuo-san, what do you think of this?
I've won a lot of things so far.
It's hard for everyone's faces not to be round like this.
It's been a while since I've won a prize like this.
There's no TV, right?
There isn't.
There definitely isn't!
In a bingo competition like this, who would wear this and go all the way to Midoriyawa?
There's no way three people would disappear in a bingo!
The entertainers are scared of the destructive power of the year's money.
However, after this, a surprising development awaited them.
It's a one-digit number for B.
Number 6!
Quiet! Quiet, everyone!
Wait a minute! If you're going to bingo, then bingo!
Yes, Omedo!
Yes, Ota-kun, Omedo!
I can't come back here anymore!
Ota-ken, who has completely lost his balance, has drawn out his lucky ball.
It's about time.
Ah! What is it?
A huge number of people have won! Congratulations!
Ah, this is the worst!
Isn't it the one that fell down?
No, I won't draw it anymore!
Is there a pattern like "it's yours"?
It's not only the ones that have been defeated, but also the ones that are "their own"!
This huge gum patch looks so delicious!
This time, please prepare a normal-sized 180-fold one!
With everything that has happened up until now,
will the 180-fold-sized, huge gum patch be able to...
Wow, it's so scary!
There's something here!
What is it?!
Ah, this is bad! This is bad!
Here I go!
Do your best!
Stop it!
Yes, congratulations!
It came off! It came off!
It came off!
It came back!
It came off!
It can't be! It can't be!
If you don't show it, it's a loss!
It doesn't hurt at all!
I was really surprised today.
It's just that I became "gum patch".
I hope you won't do anything stupid like that again.
Please take care of me.
The big gum patch didn't come off at all.
This year, let's do our best without getting hurt!
The next bingo winner is...
Kosugi of Yamiagari!
That person's butt is a little...
Ah, it's coming out again!
It's coming out of his butt.
Eh, really?!
It's coming out of his butt.
Really?!
There's some gas stuck in it.
Can you look at it?
It's coming out of his butt!
Kosugi, what if you wear a jacket today?
Your butt will explode and you'll be done for.
And Kosugi's loss is...
2009's latest haircut!
This is the person!
Please come in!
Wow!
Welcome!
Thank you!
So, there's actually a reason for this, right?
Yes! She has a driver's license!
Wow!
Before I became a comedian, I worked at a beauty salon.
See? There's a limit to what you can say!
There's no way you can say things like that!
No, but...
Even if you have a license,
even if you've been swimming since you were little,
even if you've had a long career,
even if you've become an adult,
do you ever get a nosebleed?
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Of course I know!
She has a driver's license!
Today,
Hikaru Daita will shake her arm for the first time in 11 years,
and make her new hairstyle!
I'm happy!
No way!
Can you really do it?
I'm happy!
Why are you so slow?
I'm happy!
What's with you?
I'm happy!
How many kids do you have?
Only one!
Only one?!
You're the only one who thinks like that!
She immediately goes outside,
and Daita's haircut begins!
Start!
Does it cut?
It cuts quite a bit, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
You cut too much!
It's fine.
Be quiet.
You cut too much!
Shut up!
Her new hairstyle
will be revealed later!
Next up is...
Ogi and Arioshi's
Double Bingo!
Each person will receive one item!
I got it!
I think I saw it on TV!
Really?!
I think I saw it on TV!
It's the best thing ever!
It's pineapple!
Finally,
it's on TV!
From ancient China,
the "setsugun",
or "mamemaki",
performed to drive away evil spirits,
have a long history.
In the Eian period,
even that Onmyoji was included in the "uniharai".
February 3rd.
Unihara!
Unihara! Unihara!
I'm from Tohoku Island. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
What's this?
I'm so full.
A delicious New Year's gift from downtown.
What's the prize for Double Bingo's Ogi and Ariyoshi?
I got my favorite thing.
It's a bouquet!
How are you?
Congratulations!
Is it over?
Stop it!
I don't think you remember me.
It's me.
I think I was the first star.
Thank you.
Actor Kamada's Bingo.
Congratulations!
The next bingo is...
Udo, Shitara, Goto will win at the same time.
What will happen?
I got a bad sign.
Hot iron plate dance!
I've only seen it in manga.
What's hot iron plate dance?
Take off my shoes.
It's a no-no.
My tongue looks like iron plate.
It's a no-no.
It's a real plate.
You said it was a boy dance.
It's a real plate.
I've never seen it in real life.
It's like dancing on the dead.
It's a no-no.
Is there such a thing?
Really?
Scary!
Leaving aside the confused three,
First of all, check the temperature of the pan!
The hotter it is,
Please say "Ahahaha"
Hot!
Be careful!
You are...
Hot!
Be careful!
You are...
Is it open here?
Are your feet like this?
Hot!
Be careful!
Is it impossible?
It's impossible!
If it's a manga, it should be fine,
But is it too hot for bare feet?
You got used to it, didn't you?
It's impossible!
Why don't we switch boxes and do it?
I've never seen anything like it on TV!
Where did you see it?
It's like "Inma-sama"!
The hot dance that's not like a manga is over here!
There are 9 entertainers left!
"Fun Apple Tournament" resumes!
I want to guess!
There is no such thing!
Whether there is or not, I want to have more fun!
I don't know who the entertainers are anymore!
Entertainers?
Why are you surprised?
It's love!
No. 11 of love!
Kawashima!
Kawashima Bingo!
Kawashima won the next round!
Will he get a luxurious product?
Oh! This is already...
"Painful Treatment"!
You can't write "painful treatment"!
That's a personal opinion of the person who wrote it!
No, you can't write it!
There is a personal difference!
"Painful Treatment" to Kawashima is an excellent "painful treatment" against hay fever!
Then, teacher, please!
First of all, this is "hay fever".
Eh? Is it low-grade?
Everyone, listen carefully! "Hay fever" is terrible!
Kawashima's "hay fever" is especially terrible...
I've never had "hay fever"!
Are you listening?
Yoshimoto is in first place...
I'm listening!
You're doing "gu" with your nails!
What you're doing is messed up!
Ow! Ow! My Duygusal achieved glory!
Like hell!
Even in this season of hay fever, hodgepodge stimulates the heart!
Yes, this is "hody fever" too...
Yes, I'm not joking!
I've never had hay fever.
Men, if you get hay fever this year, you'll be released.
I've never had hay fever.
Ouch!
There's no doubt about it. This year, please concentrate on your performance without worrying about it.
Shut up!
Eight people are left. Next is...
Why are you looking at me like that?
May I? It's unpleasant.
It's unpleasant!
You put a lot of pain in there.
It doesn't hurt at all.
What will come out of it?
Will their expectations for luxury goods be crushed again?
Next, what will Yoshida, who did bingo, pick up?
Ah! Yoshida-kun, you got it right!
Parachute!
No, no, no!
Oh, no, no!
Again and again, please look at the dropped ball space!
It hurts! It hurts!
Yoshida-san's dropped ball is the best dropped ball, which combines two items, a parachute and a hanbok, to make an entertainer's face look delicious.
Yoshida-kun, if you come all the way here and press this button, the wind will stop.
It's not just about changing it.
It's kind of you.
Recently, something sad happened.
Oh, what happened?
At the hospital, we looked up something like an allergy level.
Yes, yes.
What did most people have against a hundred and something?
I'm eight thousand and five hundred.
Now, Yoshida-kun, let's do our best!
First of all, turn the fan!
Now, the wind has entered the parachute!
Yes!
February 3rd.
Go!
This year is from Tohoku island.
Oh! F-moggy!
Ouch!
Gekiron - Asa made sore se-kai?
In this debate, nine people will give correct answers about a certain topic.
What kind of correct answers will be thrown out tonight?
Here is the first question!
"Ta" for smart-looking entertainers.
"Ta" for... "Ta"?
There's no "ta" anymore.
It's definitely "ta", right?
"Genoujin"? (entertainers)
Um...
"Genoujin" doesn't exist.
Huh?
It's not "genoujin", is it?
Huh? "tar"... "tarou"?
No, it's definitely "tarou", isn't it?
Huh?
No, not at all.
There are a lot of quiz shows now.
I thought it was "tarou".
No, it's definitely "tarou".
It's definitely "tarou".
I'm sure of it.
"otake".
Yes.
"tarougenjin".
Wow!
I think it's "tarou".
Maybe it's "tarou".
It's "tarou".
I was talking about "otake" last time, and you're talking about "tarou" now!
"tarougenjin".
I was saying "otake" too.
"otake"!?
Then, Hato-chan.
Haman-san, I'm a little old.
Takeshita Ryoma!
Ryoma!
That's old news!
It's old!
It's old and all you say is "call me"!
It's true, it's true!
Both of you...
I'm not sure if you're a celebrity or not, but I'm sure you've seen this set before.
You haven't seen this quiz show before!
You're not wearing it!
No, it's Takuro Tatsumi's set!
They're brothers!
They're brothers and they appear a lot in quiz shows!
They're smart!
There's nothing else!
If that's the case...
Can you call me "Tamori"?
He's calling you "Tamori"!
Can you call me "Tamori"?
He's calling you "Tamori"!
If you think about how he got a lot of questions right on this show...
Tatsumi-san...
Takeshi Takeiko-san...
Tamo-san...
He knows a lot of things...
But he answers a lot of questions in quizzes...
It's because you're "Morita-san"...
That's not it!
But...
"Kya?" asks a smart looking comedian...
The answer is...
Next problem!
"KA" starts with "izakaya" and their signature menu is...
There is a menu that you can't order?
There is.
This is the only one.
This is something you can order first.
There is this menu and you can't order it?!
That's right.
I will say it in just one of the menus.
There must be a customer.
There is.
Gussan!
Kara-age.
What?
I didn't know that!
I really didn't know!
What was it?
So...
I didn't know it was a Kamen Bell.
I didn't know!
That's a lie!
I really didn't know!
That's a lie!
I really didn't know!
I didn't know that Zenzo was telling me such things!
I didn't know Kamen Bell was a Kamen Bell!
If it's not fried, it's fried in gas, right?
Surprisingly, there is also Camembert.
It's a menu.
It's not a major, is it?
It's a regular menu.
Well, let's say one shot here.
No, there is no mistake in this.
What is this?
Is it good or bad?
It's strong.
Yes, it's fried in gas!
The answer is... fried in...
Are you kidding me?!
You really don't know?!
You're kidding me?!
I didn't do it on purpose!
Don't think about it!
I didn't do it on purpose!
Next question!
What's wrong with being a person whose name starts with "u"?
Starts with "u"...
It stopped!
What's wrong with being a person?
Can't you do them?
Genres have changed a lot.
What is wrong with "doing"...?
Maybe "just today" is like "this morning"
"Just today" is like "this morning"?
I wonder if it's like this...
It's not here.
This is really easy.
It's easy.
I see.
I know.
I see.
This is it.
Is it possible?
Which one is it?
All of my cards are written.
Mimura.
Yes.
Betrayal.
Betrayers are really bad.
I see.
Betrayers are really bad.
How about you, Udo?
No, no.
I don't like betraying.
Betraying is not a good thing for me.
On the contrary,
Betrayed sides are more good.
Betraying is not good for people.
On the contrary,
I attack from behind.
That's bad.
That's not fair.
How can you attack from behind?
You shouldn't close your eyes.
Face toward me.
How do you say it?
No, no, no. The simplest and most basic thing of all would be a lie.
It's a lie.
- It's really simple. - Even if it's a lie, it's a lie.
It's one of them.
But betrayals also include lies, you know?
But you know how...
there are things that you can speak of like lies.
- A betrayal... - There are many betrayals...
For example, what would you say is a lie you can speak of?
Let me see...
Huh? Are you going to ask him?
(laughs)
You're encouraging him.
That's right. No, it's not.
Then you're betraying him.
I'm betraying him, too.
Please fix it.
This is the worst. My father always said this.
What?
Betrayal.
No, we don't.
(laughs)
You're a jerk!
(laughs)
What is betrayal?
What I wrote and thought "Ah!" is cheating.
Ah!
That's also cheating.
Cheating is also betrayal.
That's right.
If there are many things, it's a betrayal.
(laughs)
That's a lie.
(laughs)
If you attack from behind, there is no betrayal.
(laughs)
Then it's a betrayal.
(applause)
"Uh" begins.
It's a bad thing as a human being.
The correct answer is "betrayal".
(laughs)
Yoshida, who got a delicious treat, a parachute flower dress.
What is his intention?
Let's do our best.
First of all, turn it forward!
The wind went into the parachute.
Yes!
(whistle)
How is it?
Ah!
Ouch!
First! First! First! First! First! First!
Watch out! Watch out!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
You look like a pig.
You have to push it down.
It hurts like hell.
What's wrong?
It hurts up to my upper back.
Thank you for today.
I don't have anything to say "thank you" but I hope you enjoy this year as well.
Thank you very much.
Yoshida-san has won a parachute and a flower dress.
I hope you have a great year as an entertainer.
Are you on board?
No, I'm not.
Who is on board?
You are.
You won't get caught no matter where you go.
You won't get caught no matter where you go?
It's a god-like year for me.
It's the first time I'm getting bitten.
He's been biting me for a while now.
Everyone!
Cosmic Girl is done.
How is it?
No, it's very good.
What you remember in your body is what you remember forever.
Stop it!
Cosmic Girl has won a parachute and a flower dress.
The work lasted for over an hour.
Do you want to suck it?
No, I don't want to suck it.
Why do you want to suck it?
Her hairstyle is...
Everyone!
This is the latest hairstyle of 2009.
After this, the reborn Cosmic Girl will appear.
Don't miss the latest news in front of the studio!
February 2nd.
Watch out! Watch out!
Help me!
This year, from Tohoku Island.
Yes.
What?
Tohoku Island?
What?
Let's watch it and evaluate it.
OK, 5 people!
Look at the balance.
It's like dividing a rice ball and a pork cutlet.
It's new.
It's my first time seeing it.
But you left a lot of hair.
You cut my upper hair without permission.
It's like taking money out of my wallet.
You'll be angry if I take money out of your wallet.
If you really do it, you'll say it's a rose.
Isn't it cute?
It's cute, it's cute.
It's fashionable, isn't it?
Why don't we stop here?
What?
OK, everyone, you can eat it.
What?
Thank you for the food!
With a splendid cut of a rose, this year will be a delicious year for sure!
Kosugi-san, congratulations!
Next up is Gussan and Tamura.
After this, it's finally time for their wish to come true!
Here it is! Round and round average size chance!
What?
Oh, it's on TV!
What?
It's on TV!
This time, just by crossing the average size after round and round, you can get a blu-ray.
It's a big chance to prove your loyalty!
First, Tamura will try it! Will he finally get a card?
If it comes, I'll give it to you!
This is really...
Take it, take it!
Now, let's go!
Ready!
What is it?
Huh?
Isn't it a little early?
The sound is weird.
Huh?
Hurry up!
I don't want it anymore! I'm shaking! Stop it!
Go, go!
No, I'm shaking!
Hurry up!
I'm sorry!
It's a shame!
Unfortunately, he got "B"!
Next up is Gussan's challenge!
Gussan, you can do it!
You can do it!
What happens if you say "Mr. B"?
If you say "Mr. B", it goes like this and turns and...
It's no good.
Why is "this" no good?
Alright!
You can do it!
Ready, set...
Go!
It's coming!
There are a lot of people!
It's coming!
20!
Stop!
Go, Gussan!
Gussan, you can do it!
You can do it!
Stop!
No way!
Gussan! At least use the powder!
February 3rd.
Go!
Amano.
Yes.
This year is Northeast.
Northeast...
This is making me sick.
Next week's "Rinkan" is...
"Otoshidama" from "Dantan" is even more heated up!
The entertainers who are taking care of you every day...
"To make it more delicious"...
The feelings of gratitude explode!
There is luck in what is left!
This is "Otoshidama" that is different in scale from before!
Five seconds left!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Start!
Are you ready? I'll say it loud and clear...
There will be no TV!
Look forward to it!