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The naked army is back!
Rinkan vs Oarai G7's second half!
It's finally over! The final match is at 10pm tonight!
Rinkan! You're in trouble!
Seven people suddenly attacked Rinkan. Their names are...
You know us, Oarai G7, don't you?
I don't know you.
Oarai G7's "g" is...
Energetic "g"!
Fierce "g"!
Hardworking "g"!
And violent "g"!
And last but not least...
Comedian "g"!
Let's get rid of "g"-less comedians and make "g"-filled us into Rinkan's regulars!
With Oarai G7's apology, the fifth match of the regular season has begun!
The first round was a hot coffee delivered by a cafe type of person.
However, due to the sudden slope of the road, Yoshio Kojima, who is the most energetic right now, was also knocked down.
G7 can't do it at all!
The following comedians were also swallowed up by white demons.
And while neither team can clear it, the last challenger is regular team Miyasako!
With a wonderful clear, regular team gets 10 points!
The second round is a spicy chicken race where comedians' courage is tested!
The highest record so far is "h" "g"'s 95cm!
The last person to face like this is regular team's Mimura!
This man will show us a miraculous "tarai sundome"!
[Laughter]
Surprisingly, it's a tie and it's out!
A miraculous scene was born, but the winner is the laughing G7!
The game is back to the beginning!
Let's try to endure the third round!
[Cheering]
This competition is full of strong hearts that don't agree with anything!
However, the sound of the explosion was too violent!
And the game was left to the leader competition!
I don't say it every time, but...
[Screaming]
Hamada's prank exploded and in the end, this game was a draw!
[Laughter]
This is amazing!
The hot battle for the regular competition has finally come to an end!
However, at that time, Matsumoto said...
All of you will be removed from the regular competition!
Don't miss the shocking last!
Furthermore, tonight is a popular program, "Teacher's Fifth Lesson"!
"Teacher's Fifth Lesson" begins now!
What awaited them in the next battle is...
Next up is "Jump with all your might! Slippery Hill Jump"!
Comedians will slide down a slippery hill one by one and jump over a bar 30cm high.
If they can jump over it successfully, they will gain 10 points.
It smells like Showa era.
First up in this competition are G7's Tamuken and Shoji.
Regular teams include Udo and Hotohara.
And...
And last but not least...
Deku Team!
I saw it!
Otaku way!
Again?!
What are you doing, Tamura?!
I'm surprised you don't care about that!
What's wrong with you?!
G7's Top Buster is Tamuken!
Will he be able to clear it with all his might?!
Alright!
- Leader! - Tamura first.
- Are you ready? - Leader, please!
- You're losing! - Yes!
- I'll show you. - You're losing!
- You're losing!
- That was close!
- Don't talk about it! - If you jump, you gain points!
- Yes! - Let's go!
3...
2...
1...
- Don't look at me! - Alright!
- Go! - Go!
- What will he do? - That was close!
- He's quite good at it.
- It's there! - It's there!
- That's scary! - What's that? - That's scary!
- What's that? - Why did you turn a quarter turn?
I turned you nicely but...
- Why did you turn him nicely? - You protected the prairie!
- If only it turned like this... - It was heavy, wasn't it?
- It will drown to death! - involved friend...
The regular team against them, Kotohara seems to have a secret plan.
Is it okay for it to be that low?
That's right.
It's an easy win.
Go like this and like this.
That's good.
You can do it.
You can fly up there.
That's good. That's good.
That's good.
That's good. That's good.
That's good.
Please!
Go for it!
Oh, she's running away.
She's gone.
What?
Get up! Get up! Get up!
What's with you?
Are you a woman?
That's right.
She's gone.
She's definitely not fixed.
She's gone.
For Hotohara, who's been drunk from earlier, G7's Shouji is...
I don't think it's close.
Not yet.
Why?
Why is he running away?
Oh, I see.
He's afraid of his co-worker.
Are you ready, Shouji?
Alright!
Shouji, you can do it!
You can do it!
Alright, let's go!
Let's go, Shouji!
What does that have to do with anything?
That was close!
That was close, but...
Everyone has failed so far.
Will Udo be the first one to succeed?
We don't need that kind of game!
It's not like we're talking about a motion game or anything like that.
I'm glad you're back, Shouji!
You're talking nonsense again.
Come on, Udo-chan!
Let's go!
Speed up!
It's over!
B-roll!
It's over!
The face-off was late!
It's over!
You were doing a one-man-two-drop.
You were doing it in a blue area.
It's over!
The funny G7 has many last wishes for Yoshio Kojima!
It's the last one for G7!
It's over!
Will it succeed?
It's over!
Why did you say "it doesn't matter"?
It doesn't matter!
He can't do it once!
I'm sorry for making you wait.
It doesn't matter!
It's over!
You shouldn't have done it!
Let's do it!
3...
2...
1...
Oh!
It was a little early!
It was flying!
No one succeeded, and the last challenger is Lincoln's Mr. Jump Power, Summer's Otake!
This is already Otake!
Otake-san is very focused.
Did you see it just now?
Just focus on this.
Otake-san is very focused.
Otake-san, let's stop doing that.
Let's stop doing that.
Otake-san, if you can jump, you win.
I understand.
I'm good at jumping.
Let's go, Otake!
It was a little early.
It was a little early!
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Aoki Hill in South Azabu, Minato Ward.
This slender hill is also a hill that makes you want to go down.
It's hard.
Otake, if you can fly, you win.
Got it.
Let's go, Otake!
That's it!
You can do it!
You did it!
Wow!
It would have been nice if there was a party.
I could have had a little more fun.
This is amazing!
The winner of the regular team!
The best of the regular team is...
In the end, Otake succeeded in a miraculous big jump!
Here, the winner of the regular team will be decided soon!
But, what about Tamuken, who can't end like this?
If we lose like this, it's no fun!
If we lose, it's no fun!
Then, please reduce it a little more.
And in the end, maybe 200 points or something like that.
There are ways to do it!
There are many ways for me to do it!
Well, if you do it like that in the regular team, you won't get it.
That's right.
It's strange, isn't it?
Well, it's sticky, but if you want me to do it again when it melts...
Well, I don't know about that.
What should we do?
Tamuken, can you do it? Can you do it like an agency?
Like an agency...
Yoshimoto can do it, but can you do it like an agency?
I can do it.
Yoshimoto can do it, too.
OK.
Sun Music can do it, too.
I'm sorry, but the agency said OK.
Don't forget about this regret!
Yes!
Don't forget about this regret!
Yes!
Let's do it like this for the last time!
Yes!
Well, let's do it like this for the last time!
Like this for the last time!
With humiliating humiliation and regret, the final battle will be decided on the last stage!
Well, Mr. Matsumoto!
Yes!
It's finally the last one!
Crying or laughing, is it OK for you, team?
Yes!
Well, this is the last one!
Turn it over with enthusiasm and make it huge!
A double-edged battle to turn over one giant Othello!
One minute later, if Othello is white, he's a regular, and if he's black, it's a victory for G7!
So, how many points do you think we've earned so far, Mr. Mazuo?
Let's see... If you've already won, you've earned 500 points!
He's changed! He's changed!
Please do your best! We're watching while eating here!
Isn't that a king? Isn't that a king?
Crying or laughing, this one match will decide it all!
If you choose your team's color, you win!
Ready...
If you choose your team's color, you win!
One minute later...
H.G. is doing his best!
There's not much time left!
He's changed! He's changed!
Not yet, not yet.
When one minute passed, it didn't go "petan"!
It didn't go "petan"!
It was floating in the air, right?
It didn't stick completely.
The front didn't stick completely.
It's true that between Othello and the ground, people are sandwiched and don't stick completely.
That's right! If you don't stick Othello completely to the ground in this match, you can't win the regular position!
Okay! Second round, ready!
This is pretty hard!
Hurry up!
Regular team! Regular team! Regular team!
Why is the regular team doing oxygen?
What are you doing?
Oxygen burger, hey!
Oxygen burger!
Regular team, you look like you just came back from drinking.
Disgusting!
This is the last round! In this match, we'll put everything we've got!
Let's go!
Let's have fun!
Okay!
Ready!
We're going to win! We're going to win!
Oshima, you're heavy!
Oshima, your butt is showing!
Oshima!
Oshima, don't fight!
We're going to win!
The winner is ORAG7! Congratulations!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
That's not the end of it!
Look at Uno-chan for a second!
His leg is stuck!
It's not completely attached!
This is OK, right?!
This is a draw!
This is OK, right?!
It's not a complete loss!
Only the complete winner is the complete new regular!
OK, leader!
Win! Win!
I'm definitely going to win!
OK, OK, OK!
Let's do something good!
The regular's stamina is already at its limit!
Can't they beat the young ones?!
With that in mind...
They had one last strategy!
If Othello comes now...
It's ORAG7's victory!
Is it going to be like this?
We have to get something in from the gap!
OK!
Could it be?!
The "check it out" strategy is explosive!
With Othello's unique clever strategy...
They made a great comeback!
However...
The show has come to an end!
As expected, their stamina wasn't enough!
ORAG7! G7!
The regular's team is about to make a comeback against G7!
Run! Run!
ORAG7! Run!
ORAG7!
This time, is it a complete victory?
Let's see if it's properly attached or not.
If it's properly attached, it's a win for G7.
Let's open it up!
There's no one here.
Huh?!
Is it a collar or something?
What?!
It's fine, right?
So it's not completely attached?
It's not completely attached!
You don't need it that attached!
It's not 100% attached.
I understand now.
How about a leader battle?
Leader! Leader!
With that said, the final battle by the representatives.
Aim for a complete victory!
Are you ready?!
Let's go!
Ready!
Go!
Go! Go!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Tamuken and HG have common weak points.
And their shocking ending is...
Because I love you, Lin-Khan!
Up until now, the comedians who love Lin-Khan have been teaching them love.
Thanks to that, the nine of them have grown up and Lin- Khan doesn't have a hole in him anymore.
However, Lin-Khan still lacks something important.
Because I love you, Lin-Khan!
The ninth comedian to teach comedy is...
Teacher Sekkyo!
Everyone, the teacher will be here soon.
I'm already done with my work!
Tamuken, Tamuken!
I still have a lot of work to do.
I only came for this.
It's an important job.
I'm sure you've become more and more brutal.
Under the mushroom head, the man who made Lin-Khan angry...
What kind of lecture will he give?
The teacher has just arrived, so I'd like to call him.
You're calling someone you can call, right?
Of course!
Then, teacher, thank you for coming!
Ah!
She's here!
It's her!
Tonight's teacher, Sekkyo, is here!
She appeared as a guest on "Remembering Lin-Khan's First Episode" and caused a lot of trouble in Matsumoto.
Here's what she looked like at the time!
Your grandmother...
Is she your grandfather?
She thought I wouldn't become a comedian, so she changed me into a comedian by making me a question mark.
She's your grandmother!
What kind of lecture will the man who talked about this and that give?
When I heard about this project from this show...
To be honest, I wanted to turn it down.
First of all, I haven't watched most of the show.
So I wanted to turn it down.
But I thought, "Wait a minute."
Wait a minute.
This might have some meaning.
So I decided to watch it once.
And I'm sending you a VTR.
Sensei, who are you talking about?
No one is watching.
I thought it would take a lot of time and effort.
But I didn't have to worry about it.
Because...
After watching it for five minutes, I realized...
This is terrible.
I didn't know there was such a terrible show.
Amazing.
He's been on the show more than 80 times.
But he said it was terrible in just five minutes.
What's the reason for that?
The air is unreadable.
I'll say this.
Who said it?
Everyone said it.
It's unreadable.
Everyone said it.
The air is unreadable.
Everyone said it.
Who said it?
Everyone said it.
It's unreadable.
I'm nervous.
Everyone said it.
I see.
I'm nervous.
Sensei...
According to the information...
This sensei has done this show three times.
I'm nervous too.
His head is blank with nervousness.
But now...
The shocking lecture will begin!
Yes.
It's not a studio.
It's Earth.
You know what it is, right?
We don't know.
The era of reading studio air is over.
It's not over yet.
Is it over?
It's not over yet.
It's the era of reading studio air.
Recently, Fuka went to Iceland and Finland.
There, he felt the beauty of nature with his skin.
From now on, he ignored the Earth's environment and realized that laughter is not born.
Are you listening?
Up until now, he did laugh a little in the studio.
But when you look at it from Earth's perspective, it's completely slippery.
It's laughter that is not kind to Earth at all.
Is that what Lincoln's laughter is like?
Isn't it human's ego?
Please change your ego into an echo.
Today's lecture is "Change your ego into an echo".
From now on, I will teach you a technique to make Earth laugh.
Well...
The person with good physique and...
The most interesting person.
Can you come forward for a moment?
From now on, you will do an impromptu lecture.
What is that?
It's a common convenience store cash register scenery.
You can't just make people laugh.
Make people laugh at Earth.
Amaru and Yamaguchi will do an impromptu lecture to make people laugh at Earth.
Ready, start!
Well...
This one, please.
Can you warm up my lunch box?
Ah, well...
This one, please.
Can you warm up my lunch box?
That's kind of you!
That's funny!
Okay, cut!
That's kind of you.
Now...
Yes?
Is Earth laughing?
Well...
It's really laughing.
Yes.
I will show you the correct answer.
Amaru, can you go over there and bring it?
Yes, yes.
I will...
I will make people laugh.
Make people laugh!
You will make people laugh!
I will make Earth laugh!
It's all 1980 yen.
Yes. Ah! Um... eco-bag! Please use this.
Ah... yes.
Yes!
That was the correct answer.
Um... please listen carefully.
You can hear it, right?
Earth's laughter.
You can hear it, right?
Yes, based on this, we will move on to the next situation.
What?
Without knowing the correct answer, Miyasako and Udo will do a long-distance contest to challenge Earth!
Ready, start!
♪ When did you come out of the rice field? ♪
I can't laugh at all.
What's wrong, Udo-kun?
I can't laugh at all.
I...
What's wrong?
I don't feel good.
You don't feel good?
Then... Udo-kun, come out of this!
Come on, Udo-kun! It's a field! Open the window!
Yes! Healing!
I did it!
Come out of your eyes! Come out of your eyes!
It's over!
He healed you!
Was Earth laughing just now?
It laughed, didn't it?
In the same situation, Fukada will involve Earth in an explosion!
♪ The world is so amazing ♪
♪ I can't do it at all ♪
I'm about to puke! I'm about to puke!
Use my eco bag! Eco bag!
You're crazy about your eco bag.
Can you hear me?
The laughter of the earth.
But I'll change the situation and do one more thing.
Yes, please.
Mr. Matsumoto, please.
I don't think it's worth waiting for.
I'd like you to do a famous bank robbery skit.
A bank robbery skit?
Is it a chance or money?
It's a chance!
Matsumoto and Mimura challenge the earth.
Is it the right answer?
Ready, start!
It's a robbery! Be quiet!
Be quiet!
Put money in this bag!
Put money in this bag...
Put money in that bamboo bag!
That's right!
Here you go.
What are you doing? I told you to put money in this bag!
Put money in this bag!
Not in this bag...
Put money in this eco bag!
Oh, I see!
Applause!
Oh, I see!
Applause!
This is the right answer!
We finally know the answer!
If you use an eco bag, the earth will laugh for sure!
Today, we'd like you to know that the earth is alive.
Fukawa has started handing out prints.
What is he going to do?
I'd like you to play a role of him.
This is quite a big task!
Fukawa handed out a play script based on his own environmental issues.
He'd like you to show the world that the earth is alive.
I'd like to announce my roles.
First of all, Hamada-san, the earth.
The earth is alive!
Then, Matsumoto-san, the forest.
The forest...
Otake-san, the forest B.
The forest B...
Yamaguchi-san, the oyster shop owner.
The forest B...
As you can see, his other roles are desire, depression, and the earth sales department.
The content of the play "The earth is alive" is...
The current problem is global warming.
The cause of global warming is reducing human desire for carbon dioxide and saving the earth.
Fukawa is very serious about this.
While looking at the script, let's start practicing!
Ready, start!
Don't you know if you don't say it?
It says "from Shimotei".
It's written in the script.
Ready, start!
I am the earth.
Cut!
Can you express "earth" with your whole body?
I am the earth.
I've been alive for about 4.6 billion years, but recently I feel like I have a fever!
I'm in trouble!
Look! I caught up with you!
Eat me up!
I'm full! I can't eat that much CO2!
I know! I can't eat that much CO2!
You don't need it in the forest!
That's good!
I don't need this!
Kakimori-chan!
Charge blue hawaii, lemon and strawberry!
Got it!
Cut!
Very good so far!
Very good!
Very good, but...
Yamaguchi-san!
Don't say "shhh" Kakimori-chan!
What?!
Did you read the script?
There's no ice!
Shall we take a break?
What?!
It's very good!
Shall we continue?
Shall we start from the beginning?
From the beginning?!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
This reaction is difficult!
It's difficult!
It's not working!
I'm sorry!
What is it?
I don't know!
In the end, they practiced from the beginning again and they finally finished reading it.
Let's take a break for now!
What kind of break?!
The members took a break because of the teacher's wish.
Here, an unexpected remark...
Is it okay?
We don't have much time until the show starts.
We've already started recording.
We don't have much time.
Recording?
Yes, we'll have you do it in front of the audience.
Children who dream of a future earth are coming.
Seriously?!
To their surprise, even a stage was prepared for this play!
Moreover, they even invited children who dream of a future earth!
After this, the 9 people's traumatic stage will be performed!
Make some noise!
Don Da Kei, who was born in Lincoln, was nominated for the popular language award, but...
Don Da Kei!
The recipient was Mr. Ikko.
There, Fujimoto led the Don Da Kei recovery project, and its content is...
Don Da Kei's song is complete!
However...
Mr. Ikko is releasing a racing CD, and he calls it "Don Da Kei's high speed".
Seriously?
Mr. Ikko got ahead of him, but two weeks later...
It's finally time for Don Da Kei's song!
Moreover, the stage is in Hibiya-ya-on, Doc's birthplace!
For the first time on a big stage, the gay members are full of energy!
However...
That AD is...
I got it!
There's a problem...
Help me!
Problem?
What's the problem?
There's no audience.
Huh?!
Really? Everyone, check your costumes!
What's this?
There's no audience at all!
What's going on?
Are those two in?
No, you two are in!
You two are in, aren't you?
I don't want to hear that song at all!
You don't even have a song?
What's wrong?
Why?
Your voice is so small!
Why?
Everyone, since they spent a lot of money to hold down the venue, the live performance is over!
Don Da Kei's song is released for the first time!
Don Da Kei! Don Da Kei! Don Da Kei!
Don Da Kei! Don Da Kei!
With a fashionable red face, everyone decides...
I hate you!
Even if white bubbles form around your mouth and become a mustache...
I don't want to drink!
Don Da Kei! If you like me...
Even if I become an adult and just look at your smile...
I don't want to drink!
Don Da Kei! Maybe we can see more...
Don Da Kei! Shuwa-shuwa champagne...
Don Da Kei! If you want it that way...
I don't want it that way!
Don Da Kei! Don Da Kei!
Why, why, why?
Don Da Kei! I've said it a thousand times!
Why, why, why?
Fortunately, you look like me...
Yankee!
"Yankee!" "Brightly?"
Brightly?
What should we drink next?
Don Da Kei!
This song "Don Da Kei!" will be streaming on Lincoln Box starting today!
For more details, watch the second half of the show!
Thank you for coming to our debut concert today!
Really!
Thank you very much!
Shut up!
What the heck is this?!
The old-fashioned stage will open the curtains for the children to perform a play about environmental issues with the help of a preaching teacher, Fukawa.
Mamoru-kun, can we do it now?
But if we do it like this, it will be transmitted, right?
I forgot to say it earlier, but the shaved ice shop will be driven out in the middle of the play.
What?!
I forgot to say something big.
I've been saying it all the time.
Wait a minute.
What kind of corona is that?
Can you do it again?
Again!
The earth is alive.
Can the children convey that message with nine people's play?
Fukawa also prays for the success of the play from the audience.
It's finally opening!
I am earth!
I've been living for 4.6 billion years, but recently I feel like I'm having a fever!
Man, this is bad.
This is bad, this is bad!
Huh? What's wrong with you guys? You look so tired.
Man, I've been eating too much lately and I'm getting tired.
No matter how much I eat, it doesn't decrease!
That's right! It doesn't decrease!
Look! This is really effective!
Eat more! Look!
Uh... No, it's not like that.
No, it's not like that.
I can't eat this much salt because I'm so full!
That's right, boss! I can't eat this much salt!
Maybe, maybe, maybe that's right!
La la la la la la... Huh? What were the lyrics for this part again?
But it's hot lately. Let's turn on the air conditioner!
Is 25 degrees okay?
That's too hot!
Ice cream! Ice cream!
Hey! Ice cream man!
Blue hawaii, lemon and strawberry please!
Here you go! Blue hawaii! Here you go! Lemon!
What's this?! It only has syrup in it!
Can't be helped!
There's no ice. I've looked everywhere, but there's no ice left!
Hey, is the shaved ice still there?!
You! You went off on your own and lost the ice!
What?! Stop saying that!
Oh, sorry. This is me.
Euthanization Company, Earth Sales Department?
Actually, I have a favor to ask of you.
What is it?
I'd like you to reduce your greed a little more.
Greed?!
At this rate, Earth will die!
Earth, which has lived for 4.6 billion years, will die!
Get out of here! You guys, get out of here!
Even though it's greed...
I'm sorry! Please let me meet Earth!
I'm not accepting that at all.
There's no need for that.
However...
Children of Nature!
Children of Nature?!
That's right! Now, say it one more time!
Children of Nature!
That's right! I remembered!
It's too cold here...
One, two...
The earth is alive!
This is the first time I've been on a stage without a return like this.
What is this?
Where is Fukawa?
Where is he?
He's not in a good mood.
Where is Fukawa?
What?
No way.
What?
I see.
I left this behind and went home.
He's not in a good mood.
I'm not saying this to Fukawa. I'm saying this to Nabe-pro.
This is good.
Meanwhile, there is a shocking result.
Sunglasses duo versus Nice Papa duo.
Who will win?
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's start.
Yes.
Ready?
Go!
The crucial result is...
This is good.
Show me your face.
Time is running out.
Tamura has taken the glasses of HG.
HG has taken the glasses of Tamura.
HG has lost his pose.
The plan "look like sunglasses" is a great success.
However, Mimura and Gussan, who are weaker in physical strength, turned the game around with a difference in brains.
What?
Please look at Tamura's head for a moment.
It's not perfect.
First of all, we will remove you all from the regular.
After this, there will be even more shock!
Announcement from Rincan!
"Don Da Kei no Uta" will start streaming right now!
"Ayu mo Bikkuri"'s Rincan song will be streamed!
Get the back show promo too!
You can access it from here!
We have to carry this, right?
Is that so? I understand.
It's somewhere in the second episode, right?
Somewhere...
It's here!
Alright!
It's here!
Are you really happy about it?
I'm really happy about it!
How was it, Rincan fans?
I think you enjoyed it a lot.
As you can see, there is no difference between regular people and funny G7.
Anyway...
Let's meet again.
Thank you.
Thank you for your hard work.
We lost and we won!
G7, cheers!
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The stage is...
As far as I can see, it's a very good stage.
It's been a while since we met, but...
I think it's fine now.
It's fine now.