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Let's fight for 5 million yen!
Yeah!
Aiming for the top of laughter...
Let's live hotly!
This guy is really good!
5 million yen!
To all Lincoln fans all over the country, good evening. Nice to meet you.
It's "Oharai G7".
This time, Lincoln...
We will be playing the leading role.
That's because we love Lincoln.
But what is Lincoln like?
Those comedians...
I can't see any optimism.
It's not funny.
It's in there.
It says "safety".
It says "hot water", "hot water".
That's right.
Because...
If you feel a sense of crisis...
You'll definitely lose weight.
That's true.
That's right.
You're always wearing clothes.
Honestly...
I'm going to crush you today.
Cameraman...
Come with me for a bit.
This way.
The mysterious army of "Oharai G7"...
Has invaded Lincoln!
Will they be able to win?
Lincoln!
Have fun!
Tonight, Lincoln's middle-aged comedian...
And his father's muscular comedian...
"Oharai G7" will clash!
This is not a safe place!
With the comedian's pride at stake...
The battle begins!
While laughing G-7 and other teams were getting ready for the match...
A member of Lincorn was waiting for them.
What's going on?
Why are you waiting for me?
I didn't hear you laughing, so I didn't know you were coming.
I don't need you laughing today!
I don't need you laughing!
What's going on?
I'll be frank with you.
Lincorn, you're an idiot!
What's going on?
You're an idiot!
You sound like an idiot.
You're so naive.
You're losing your mind.
I'm sorry, but I'm really irritated right now.
What's going on?
You can't control your emotions.
You're an idiot.
I'm sorry.
Go ahead and say it!
What's going on?
You're losing your mind, right?
I'm losing my mind.
What's going on?
He should have been able to handle it, but instead he was defeated.
But this isn't something you can let your guard down about!
I'm going to say it to him!
You know what? Today is your graduation ceremony!
Graduation!
I'm going to graduate within this year!
Excuse me, but isn't this something you can let your guard down about?
I'm going to say it to him!
Graduation!
Excuse me!
Hey!
Are you mad at us?
You guys!
You know us, right?
We are...
You know us, right?
We know you!
You know us, right?
What's that?
G stands for...
G for energy!
G for guts!
G for hard work!
And last but not least...
G for business!
G stands for entertainers' souls!
The reason why they choose regular people as G's worst entertainers is...
Why do you guys get naked when you chase after comedy?
What?
Because you're asked to!
That's right! Everyone gets naked!
Aren't you confident?
What?
Aren't you confident?
What do you mean?
You're hiding it because you're not confident!
I'm sorry, but you should've told me!
It's true!
What does it mean to get naked?
Is it okay to get naked?
It's not the best thing to do.
You're talking too much!
Please let me compete with you!
If I win, I'll switch with you next week!
I think it's okay!
What do you think, Masumoto-san?
Well, I'll just do it!
Will you do it?
Please don't worry about it, Downter-san!
Do you have a G?
It's a G!
That's a famous word!
It's a famous G!
If something happens to me, I won't say it, right?
I'll let everyone know about my G!
And...
My G...
Is...
Not with Downter-san!
Don't forget it!
You just said it!
What are you talking about?
Pick up your G's!
We...
Don't have any!
Our G's...
We don't know about it!
It hasn't even started yet...
We want to put it in!
We've been doing it for 25 years...
But we don't know how to do it!
We...
We can do it!
Downter-san, we can do it!
Downter-san can do it!
Don't worry about it!
Then we'll put it in, right?
Please put it in!
We don't know about it!
Let's do it!
With such a forceful display...
The serious match against the regulars...
Will now begin!
Lincoln VS Owerai G7!
If you win, you're a regular!
Fight with all your might!
I don't know what to do.
We're going to have a little bit of a hard time.
Well, well, well, it can't be helped.
Let's go out with him.
That's fine with me.
Nothing came up in the opening just now.
No, it's fine.
It's okay.
I thought it would burn if I tied it up tightly.
Let me explain.
You can do it.
That's right.
Well, let's get started.
First of all, deliver it with enthusiasm!
Kissa Halfpipe!
It's easy! From this side to this side, it's a game of "deliver coffee"
Halfpipe?
What is it?
Well, let's get started!
Here it is!
What is this?
This is...
If you can deliver hot coffee to the other side of Halfpipe, it's okay!
Let's conquer the slippery slope with enthusiasm!
Each team will have three representatives to challenge!
I think more than half of the team will kneel!
This is a little...
This is dangerous!
Who will go first?
Me!
Who will go first?
Kojima will go first!
Otaku!
I will win!
Kojima, who will go first?
Stop it!
You don't have to go that far!
Why did you hit me in the past?
Are you an idiot or a fool?
Are you okay?
I will win!
We don't know what will happen.
Let me go last.
Hey!
Yes, Tomura.
You are a bald gorilla.
Bald or gorilla, I don't care!
Do you understand?
You are a bald gorilla who doesn't care about your private life.
I don't know if you will be appreciated in this world,
but you don't care about your private life!
I will do it! I will really do it!
Yes! Yes! Keep going!
Keep going!
Don't calm down!
If they clear it, they will get 10 points!
Which team will win?
Who will go first?
Me!
Get ready!
I'm scared!
Let's go!
Please deliver coffee over there!
Top batter is Kojima Yoshio.
Can he show his entertainer's soul "G"?
Can he do it?
He can't do it at all.
He can't do "G7" at all.
What is this?
This is out.
You don't have to do it.
Isn't it a strategy mistake?
His back is down.
What's wrong with you?
An unknown cough is coming out of his mouth.
If you have the spirit, you can do it!
That's what he thinks.
However, he can't meet Kojima Yoshi and hits him hard.
His opponent is the man with the best jumping ability in Rinkan.
Summer's Otakeru!
Can you show me?
You can do it!
Otakeru!
Do your best!
I can't see the success.
Oh!
But...
Either way,
I'm not in the lead.
A soldier full of spirit,
Mori, what kind of G will he show us?
I'm tired of saying this.
Is he okay?
I can't lose!
I don't think you can say that.
Let's see.
G7 is...
Is he okay?
It's okay, it's okay.
He's coming! He's coming!
Eren!
Are you okay?!
Die!
You bastards!
Die!
What's going on?!
How could you do such a thing?!
You bastards!
Reed!
You did it!
It might have been a little scary for girls.
Next up is Amano!
Let's see some of his boxing footwork!
The angle of this straight line is dangerous.
If you go diagonally like this, you'll lose your angle.
I see!
Amano!
Wow!
You have to calculate it.
Okay!
Okay, regular team Amano!
Yes!
Ok!
Oh! He's gone!
What?!
Oh! He's gone!
This is a tragedy!
Are you angry?!
Oh my!
This is the worst situation!
What is this?!
There is no happiness at all!
I am so angry!
It was surprisingly delicious.
It was delicious.
It was good as a strategy.
A diagonal strategy is never bad.
Before the white devil, everyone has collapsed so far.
There are only two people left.
Who will deliver the coffee?
First of all, G7 leader Kenji Tamura will challenge.
Yes!
G7 is already Tamura.
Yes!
I am the leader.
G7 leader, are you okay with the coffee?
Of course.
This is the best.
Do you have it?
Is it this one?
No, it's not.
Is it this one?
I have it.
What is it?
Your hands are blocked.
Are you okay?
G7 leader, are you okay?
G7 leader, you will be crushed.
You are shaking.
It's a mess. Shut up!
You will be crushed.
I feel sorry for you.
Shut up!
Really?
Let's go, G7 leader Tamura!
Three, two, one...
Leader!
One, two...
Leader!
Yes!
Leader!
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(music)
(singing)
(explosion)
(shouting)
(music)
(air horn)
Ready...
Get out!
(shouting)
(laughter)
That was a little bit close.
(laughter)
That was close.
You did it.
(laughter)
(applause)
Huh?
Shishimai?
What's going on?
What?
It was a mistake.
What's going on?
You're mad.
I'll kill you.
I'm not mad.
I'm mad.
Wait, wait.
Hide it and say "I'm not mad."
I'm not mad.
I've been watching you from the bottom of my heart.
You're bleeding from your nose.
Miyasako, Yoshimoto's special training captain. Will she be able to decide the match?
Let's go, Miyasako!
You can do it, Miyasako!
Alright! Let's go with "BC" this time.
Let's go with "BC"!
Are you ready? Are you ready for the strategy?
I'll go with "shupat"!
"Shupat"!
I'll raise my arms like "shupat" and stroke her hair like "foo"!
That's nice!
I'll also stroke her heart like "foo"!
Alright! Get ready!
What are you talking about?
Her heart is also like "foo"!
I'll also stroke her heart like "foo"!
Alright! This is the last one!
Regular team Miyasako!
Wait a minute!
Is he really that scary?
What should I do?
Take a step forward.
Draw an image.
You did it.
I can't do it while I'm doing this.
You did it.
Draw an image of success.
I'm sorry. I'll do it for real.
I'll do it for real.
Let's do it, Miyasako!
He did it!
Is it over?
Yes.
I was surprised and I forgot how to move my head.
This is a save!
So, the regular team gets 10 points!
Go!
A battle of will and determination, the regular team takes a step forward and enters the next stage!
If G7 doesn't win the next one, we're in trouble!
It's okay.
We won't lose.
It's no good.
Not at all.
We won't lose.
It's okay.
Kojima-kun, please wipe your chest.
Huh?
Is it okay?
The shock I felt was...
The shock of "G" was amazing.
It's good!
Is it a team?
Next up is a battle of will and determination, the chicken race!
Look at it and you'll know
Here we go!
What's this?
The representative of both teams sits here and pushes this
If you push it, it'll keep falling
And if you let go...
Come here! Come here!
If you let go...
If you let go, your IQ will definitely go down
Each team will challenge with 3 people
Who will be the first one to stop the chicken?
Now, G7!
Who's going?
Me!
I'm tired of you and you
Oh, I see!
Who's going first?
Alright!
A battle of will and determination!
You can do it
I wanted to do it!
I'm going to lose
You're going to lose
Now, who's next?
Who's going?
Sein!
It's been a while since I last heard you say "Sein"
You say it every day
Sein, Sein
Alright, who's going?
Today's team is this one
Mr. Hotohara is going!
You can do it! You can do it!
You have guts, right?
Yes, yes, yes
You barely stopped it
I see!
You barely stopped it
Alright, who's going?
Me!
You!
You're here, Mosufurin-chan!
I'm not such a soothing color!
She's a genius at coming up with things!
A genius at coming up with things!
Alright, Shikari, you're up!
Alright, Mimura-san!
Mimura-chan!
I'm not such a dark color!
Alright, Mimura-san!
Mimura-san!
Alright, Mimura-san!
Aoi-chan!
Ah, it's like the sky!
Sky?
Mimura-san, you're a genius!
You're a genius!
Why am I the bad one?
Their challenge is to come up with a miraculous name for a variety show!
The first one is the newcomer funny athlete, Wacky!
Are you ready, Wacky?
Yes!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's go!
G7 is Wacky!
He looks like a button from Shotgun Touch!
Alright, let's go!
Alright!
This is terrible!
Accident! Variety accident!
2 meters... 70?
Wacky did it!
2 meters 70?
Wacky did it!
I didn't think it was a push at all!
Wacky, 2 meters 70!
Are you being called again?
You're lame and not funny!
You're saying too much!
I married you for that!
I don't know!
What are you saying?
You're not supposed to say that!
The comedian Kusshi's strong man, Gussan, will challenge with all his might!
Alright, Gussan, let's go!
Gussan, you're done for!
I'm definitely going to win!
Take it easy!
Gussan, are you ready?
Go for it, Gussan!
Gussan, I'm counting on you!
I'm definitely going to win!
Alright, let's go, regular team Gussan!
GUSSAN
What?
Gussan is stupid surprisingly.
I did it!
Wait, Gu-san! Gu-san!
Your face is red, so...
Can you give me 5 minutes of break?
What do you want me to do?
Who is this?
This is a mission!
Isn't this okay?
I'm out!
Hard-off comedian, Dateramo HG's challenge!
Okay, G7!
Alright!
Let's exchange!
It's a match!
Do your best!
HG!
HG, go!
Alright!
Do this!
HG, do this!
Do this!
Do it!
I'll do this at my own pace!
I won't do it if you push me away!
You can do it!
HG!
But HG, show us some good stuff!
Show us!
Three...
Two...
One...
Set!
Wow!
Not bad!
95? 95!
95!
Wow!
Next,
Angel's Ring holder,
Critical comedian,
Toto Haran!
Toto-chan, let's take this off!
If you keep going like this, will you go over there?
230! 230!
The highest height...
Wow!
Go!
Wow!
What?
Wow!
Toto-chan, can you do it?
Go for it!
Show me your guts!
Let's go, Toto-chan!
3...2...1...
Go!
Wow!
This is terrible!
The current highest record is...
H.G.'s 95cm!
Can comedy G.Seven escape like this?
The next challenger is...
Mr. Otomegokoro!
Yasuda Dai Circus' Kuro-chan!
Let's go!
Kuro-chan!
3...2...1...
Keep doing it. Keep doing it.
Wow!
You did it!
You're the only one who didn't do it!
You did it!
I was so surprised that I couldn't let go of my hand!
You did it!
I was so surprised that I couldn't let go of my hand!
You did it!
The regular season's comeback victory is entrusted to Summer's Mimura!
I can't hurt my neck like an idiot because of this!
We still have a lot of things to do at the end of the year.
You're the only one who didn't do it.
I know what this is.
What is it?
I'm going to kill myself.
Wow!
He's always calculating.
So far, G7 is the best in 95.
I'm going to win without missing this.
Please!
Let's go!
Three, two, one!
And then...
A miracle happened.
To a miraculous comeback victory!
Summer's Mimura is now on the road!
Let's go!
So far, G7 is the best in 95.
I'm going to win without missing this.
Please!
Let's go!
Three, two, one!
That was close!
It doesn't hurt that much!
It fits perfectly!
Let's watch the miraculous scene from "Variety History" one more time!
This match is won by G7!
After this, the battle finally begins for the second half of "Variety History"!
Ryukougo was born in Lincaon.
Surprisingly, this Dondakei was nominated for Ryukougo.
Fujimoto gathered his gay friends and celebrated with them.
But!
It doesn't matter at all.
It doesn't matter at all!
Dondakei!
Dondakei is yours, Ikkou.
The man's dream shattered into pieces.
Dondakei!
By the way, you said "Dondakei" with Ikkou in mind, didn't you?
I'm sorry, but...
Dondakei!
The man cried.
He couldn't give up.
There, Fujimoto urgently gathered his gay friends...
and announced a project to regain Dondakei.
Actually...
I came up with...
a military reform plan...
to regain Dondakei!
The Dondakei song is complete!
The project is...
to make a song about Dondakei...
and show the world that we're the originals!
Dondakei is ours!
Ours!
Dondakei...
we'll get it back!
We'll get it back!
With the members' orders sounding good,
AD...
Excuse me for a second.
What's up? You're in a good mood.
There's a problem.
What's the problem?
Actually...
Ikko-san...
released a CD a few days ago...
What? What? What?
Ikko-san released his first CD...
and it's called "Dondakei High Speed".
Really?
Can you tell me about it?
It was a surprisingly good song.
Really?
You knew about it?
I knew about it a couple of months ago.
Why are you laughing like that?
How will Fujimoto handle this situation?
Um...
Ikko-san...
What kind of CD did you release?
Dondakei!
Next time...
Two weeks before Ikko-san's release of his CD...
"Dondakei High Speed" will be released!
It doesn't hurt!
It's a serious battle of will and determination!
Now, what will be the next competition?
Let's endure it with willpower and determination!
What is this?
They were doing their best with willpower.
With willpower?
If you look at it, you'll know.
Here it is!
This can't be!
An original sword!
This is...
It makes such a loud noise!
No, this will never work!
This is...
Linkermaelz, the fear of explosions, has returned!
This detonation device developed for that game project...
Its explosion sound was, in any case, extraordinary!
KOKON TOZAI GAME
The skull of that problem, which has made comedians all weak, has returned tonight!
This time, everyone will challenge the KOKON TOZAI GAME!
During the game, the skull will suddenly explode, but if it falls to the ground without being able to withstand the explosion, you will be OUT!
The number of survivors will determine the winner!
Here we go!
This is scary!
Who will be the winner?
The theme of the first round is...
KOKON TOZAI...
The Red One!
Ready...
Start!
Wow!
What will happen to those who are so angry that their body will be blown off?
You're fast!
You're so quick!
What?
Well, you see...
For those who haven't played this game yet...
You're making weird noises. Are you making weird noises in the studio?
Making weird noises?
Well, there's nothing wrong with it.
That was just practice. This is the real thing. The first round of rematches.
Next, Matsumoto will be in charge of the "don" button.
Alright, let's do it! Come on, come on!
The red one! Ready, go!
POST!
TOMATO!
APPLE!
BLOOD!
CHILI?
FIRETRUCK!
STRAWBERRY!
AMBULANCE!
STRAWBERRY!
IT HURTS!
OTAKE-SAN'S FOOT IS HURTING!
WATERMELON!
IT HURTS!
HABANE'S...
PROTEIN!
IT HAS NO BREAD!
IT HURTS!
RED GUMS!
LIPS!
IT HURTS!
DRAW!
No points yet!
I can't hit anymore! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Both teams kept their feet still and the result is a DRAW!
Next, the second round!
Let's change the theme! Let's change the theme!
The theme doesn't matter!
This is bad!
Well, Miyasako did that, so it's Hoto-chan's turn!
My head hurts!
What did you say Miyasako did just now?
Miyasako!
I can't stand up anymore!
Hoto-chan will go first!
And Miyasako, do this properly!
Don't do it if you're tired!
Hoto-chan will go first!
Ah, it's Hoto-chan!
Yes!
Dogan Tozai's "Kawaii Mono"!
One, two...
Dog!
Cat!
Baby!
Rosette!
No good!
Ah, Regulus!
Why Regulus?!
Wasn't that a big one?
That was close!
That was a strong one!
Can I try it once?
I won't do it!
That was fast!
Can you hear me?!
Fight fear with willpower!
With Regulus' lead, it's the third round!
No, no, no!
I'm going!
No good!
Wait, I don't care about that!
Wait, that's weird!
It's not at all a bad place to do it, but I feel like I'm moving faster and faster.
You've become a leader of regular people so far.
Is that good for your life?
That's enough.
You lost today.
I really don't know what I want to do.
I don't know if it's right or wrong.
Should I be a leader of regular people or old people?
Old people!
I'm not that kind of person.
I don't want to change anyone.
I'm not that kind of person.
Miracle! Miracle!
After this, the leader battle brought another miracle!
This week's "Medetai Men"!
I'm the rapper, Pei Ponkei.
Pei Ponkei.
It seems like another "Medetai Genin" is coming this week.
You're trying to rap again, aren't you?
Are you ready?
Are you ready, men?
Thank you!
"Genin" is coming, right?
Yes! It's coming!
It's popular!
Let's go, men!
"Getsuku" is appearing in "Shinagawa"!
It's a great performance!
"Omai Chuusosuke" is winning!
"Shi" is becoming "ri".
"De" is overflowing with "saino"!
"Omai" has money!
"Genin" is not "merc"!
"Kikorekka", "home"!
"Fear", "merry-go-round"!
"De" is overflowing with "saino"!
"Home", "fear", "merry-go-round"!
"De" is overflowing with "saino"!
"Home", "fear", "merry-go-round"!
"De" is overflowing with "saino"!
"Home", "fear", "merry-go-round"!
"De" is overflowing with "saino"!
Make money, men!
"Mada" is coming, too!
You all have kind eyes!
It's bitter. But it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's bitter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It really doesn't matter.
The final match is a leader match. Who will win against Don's fear?
Who just said that?
Who said that?
Who said that, Mr. Teian?
All of us.
Then who said it first?
Who said it first?
I don't say it every time, but...
He's an idiot!
This is amazing!
No, no, no.
Are you crazy?!
No, no, no.
Who had fun first?
Who had fun first, Teian and Don?
Who was scared?
Everyone was like "hah!"
Amazing.
Don't die!
Be strong!
Don't die!
The game ends here. Finally, it's the final match of fate!
Now, it's the last match!
Leader!
Let's go! The topic is...
Coconuts, sweet things
Let's start with Mimura!
Ready...
Start!
Sweet natto
Chocolate
Konpeito
Recent father
Recent me
Sweet face
How many coconuts did my father eat?
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The result of the leader confrontation is...
Sweet face!
Same! Same! Same!
Same! Same!
This is stable. This is stable.
It's stable.
But the regular team is leading.
I have to fix it once in a while.
I didn't have a mat.
Cutter's safety is a problem!
Don't say it too much!
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Don't say "Rinkan"!
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I didn't have a mat.
By the way...
Summer's Otake turned 40 years old the other day!
Congratulations!