AISubs v3.4
Who will challenge Himura?
Nine assassins from all walks of life!
Who will get the smile of the human bowling boy?
The final match is at 10 p.m. tonight!
An emergency tournament!
The first and second-ever human lotion bowling tournament!
There are over 100 pins waiting for you!
Even that legendary super idol
has become a bowling ball himself!
Look up at the pins and get slimy!
Who will be the one to win this match?!
Lincoln Star Bowling!
It doesn't matter.
Well, it's a short segment of about 5 minutes.
Is it that short?
Is it?
Everyone, what kind of spring did Himura do it in?
Yes.
Do you remember?
Yes, I do.
It's a super tough project that banana man Himura did in the past.
He applied lotion all over his body, looked up at the ball with his own head, and tried to knock down 100 pins.
It's human lotion bowling!
Let's go!
[Himura beats 99 out of 100]
A shocking challenge.
Himura beats 99 out of 100.
A shocking record.
But...
From every aspect of the entertainment world,
I can do it too.
[Himura beat 99 out of 100]
Who will beat me this time?
So, today...
The committee?
This is my opinion, but...
It's not that exciting.
[Himura beat 99 out of 100]
And so...
The second edition of "Human Lotion Bowling" begins now!
"Lincoln Star Bowling"!
Let's go inside the hall where the battle will take place.
Everyone, welcome!
This is the famous "Lincoln Bowling".
This is amazing!
I'm going to do "Lincoln Bowling" again!
This is a special set.
600 bottles of "Lincoln Bowling"
100 liters of "Lincoln Bowling" lotion
And the whole set of "Lincoln Bowling" runners.
It costs 10 million yen!
"Lincoln Star Bowling" will be broadcasted for the first time on "Lincoln Star Bowling".
Thank you for your cooperation.
And the commentators...
Hamada-san, Natsumoto-san, thank you for your cooperation.
And everyone, please comment freely.
Well, all of the members here have rejected it.
Well, even if you do it, you'll still have a chance.
So, Himura is the champion, right?
Yes, that's right.
This project is for Himura-san first.
That's right.
Here comes the champion, Himura!
I won't bow down to anyone, not even you!
The king of human bowling, Yuki Himura!
Here he is, human bowling king Yuki Himura.
He said he won't bow down to anyone, not even you!
Mr. Himura, how do you feel?
I feel great. I thought I would win this game.
Mr. Himura, you didn't comment much, did you?
Isn't there anything you should be careful of?
Something I should be careful of?
Yes.
Should I not bow down?
No, you don't have to!
You don't have to!
The champion is a little high.
The champion is a little weird.
In this tournament, the stars fighting against Himura will be decided.
Will they be able to take the throne from Himura?
Or will they have to defeat more pins?
Let me introduce the challengers.
The first challenger is this person!
Entry No. 1, female comedian star Abeko Kochoran!
Entry No. 2, male comedian star Abeko Kochoran!
Entry No. 3, female comedian star Abeko Kochoran!
The first challenger for human lotion bowling is this female comedian star Abeko Kochoran!
There is a hidden talent in Abeko Kochoran, who weighs over 100kg.
And that is...
In the past, four fat people went on a bodyboard.
There were only three bodyboards and one wasn't enough.
If you slipped in your underwear, you slipped.
People who can slip will definitely win.
That's right! This woman can't slip!
Can she overcome the waves of lotion with her superhuman sense of balance?
This is really a battle of flesh and blood.
I can see most of her buttocks!
Alright, fight me!
Masami-san, I think you can expect quite a record.
That's right! I think she has a lot of power.
Over 100kg, she has an overwhelming sense of weight.
On top of that, she has a phenomenal sense of balance and flexibility.
We can expect quite a high score from Abe-kon!
However, after this, the worst accident that can't happen on TV will happen!
The length of the ring is 23.72m.
Ahead of it are 100 pins.
The total weight of 100 pins is 160kg!
What kind of ending is waiting for them today as they head for it head first?
Seriously!
Wait a minute!
He sucked it! He sucked it!
He took it off!
Wait a minute!
An unexpected accident occurred!
While they were racing, Abeko's pants came off!
Wait a minute!
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Hurry up and hide!
The previous Lincoln members are also in a state of confusion, but...
Are you going to ride it tonight?
Ride it?
No way! Please ride it! Ride it!
Okay! I got it! Next time, let's do it at the Thanksgiving party!
Since there was an inappropriate act of taking off his pants, Abeko is disqualified!
And the next challenger is...
Entry No. 2
Here we go!
This man is participating as well!
No. 2 is a big eater star, Giant Shirota!
A dance food fighter, he has participated in many big eater competitions over the past 3 years.
He is a living legend!
The place he chose for his fight is...
The Human Lotion Ball!
What this big eater monster hates the most is...
Not leaving anything behind is my goal.
I want to eat and be at ease.
I want to enjoy everything that is served to me.
What a shame, monster! Come out!
The big eater monster is now moving forward!
Did you see what happened just now, Abigo?
Yes, I did.
He didn't get lost.
The Giant is surprisingly small.
At least he didn't get lost in the fountain just now.
I'm going to eat everything.
You're going to eat everything?
I don't like leaving anything behind.
Alright, Giant Shirota!
Yes!
Show me what you've got!
He is about 2 meters tall.
Will the big eater monster be able to eat 100 of these as promised?
This is a bit...
Shirota...
This is a bit strange.
Is Shirota big?
The big eater monster, Giant Shirota, is moving forward!
Go!
Here I go!
1 meter and 92 centimeters!
Giant Shirota is challenging!
Will he be able to eat as many as promised?
Shirota did it!
He did it!
There's only a little bit of it left!
This is amazing!
Almost 100! Almost 100!
There's only a little bit of it left!
This is amazing!
And he's diving!
He was going slowly in the middle of it!
This is crazy!
This is amazing!
He slipped in front of me, so I thought it was dangerous.
Now, it looks like we have a record!
Please pay attention to the electronic board!
The current record is...
96!
Giant and amateur, 96!
That's amazing!
I'm not Giant and amateur anymore!
What?!
I'm Giant and amateur now!
96...
I'm 96 now!
Amateur...
What's with you?!
Giant and amateur, as expected, a high score!
The current record is 96!
Now, who will be the next challenger?!
Entry No. 3!
"The Touch"!
The third group of challengers is "The Touch"!
Before the competition, these two thought of something.
That is, last time, when Kimura challenged human lotion bowling,
they studied it many times in "VTR"
but their necks were losing due to sudden impact!
At that moment,
they realized that those who control their necks control the battle!
Since then, they have been training their necks hard
and have finally completed the ultimate special move!
The strongest combination is the "Kridas Trick"!
Just what kind of move is it?!
There are two "touches" but how does it work?
We are one body and one mind.
Two people and one ball.
Is it allowed?
No, it's not allowed in reality.
However, there is something called "double-touch".
What is "double-touch"?!
What?! It's not allowed in reality!
This is "double-touch".
What is "double-touch"?!
It's not allowed in reality!
Since "touches" are two people and one ball,
what kind of statistics do you think will be used?
What kind of statistics do you think will be used?
Well...
You guys are disgusting!
Will it be vertical or horizontal?
We will make good use of the fact that there are two people
and try to knock down as many pins as we can.
Oh, it's done!
Here we go!
There it is!
Entry No. 3, Human Two-Headed Star "The Touch" will do it!
With his hands together, he's started! Oops! Ani turned around! He hit the pin!
Will Ani's brother go?
Ani knocked down his brother!
He knocked down 90 pins!
He knocked down 90 pins, didn't he?
The one who turned behind is the older brother.
The one in front is the younger brother.
The older brother pushed the younger brother from here.
The younger brother got hit in the head.
They are good at bowling.
The current record is 94 pins.
How was it?
The twins are not half, but twice.
Let's move on to the next challenger.
So far, Sanbe has challenged and the top is 96 pins, Giant Shirota.
The fourth challenger is...
The fifth challenger is...
The star of martial arts, Laser Ramon H.G.!
He's got power!
Height is 185cm and weight is 88kg.
The fourth challenger is...
The star of martial arts, Laser Ramon H.G.!
After making a big breakthrough in a new field of martial arts,
he's now participating in a pro-wrestling team, Hustle.
His potential as a fighter is commendable.
But he's in a tight spot right now.
And that is...
There are a lot of bodybuilders out there right now.
Like Yoshio Kojima.
Yes!
Also, Kinni Nakayama and Kenji Tamura.
Yes!
They've been chased by bodybuilders and lost their places.
But H.G. was excited about this Human Lotion Hall.
There are a lot of bodybuilders out there.
But I won't forgive those three.
I will defeat you, Kimura-san.
I will definitely defeat you.
Kimura! Don't underestimate a bodybuilder!
Tonight, H.G. will fight against a demon!
Please get ready.
Don't you have a glass of sumitani?
Sumitani...
Recently, I've been told "sumitani-kun" but I haven't said anything.
Let's go, H.G.!
Laser Ramon H.G. is going.
Will H.G. be able to defeat 96 people or more?
It has started!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Screw Combination!
You're going to end it all today.
Here we go!
Laser Roman HG is going for it!
Will he be able to take down 96 or more?
Here it comes!
Is he going to be able to do it?
Laser Roman is going for it!
There's still some left on the right!
It was leaning a little to the left.
There's still some left on the right.
The current record is...
93 pins!
Again, only 3 pins weren't delivered!
That was a shame.
Sumitani, you're being careless!
It's fine.
Who's Sumitani?
I've been saying it! I didn't remember!
It's HG, so Sumitani is another person.
Please remember that setting.
What setting?
It's HG with the face of a body type comedian,
but the record is 93 pins!
Who's next?
Who is it?
Entry No. 5,
Encore,
Team Regular Representative,
Ogii Hiroaki!
The fifth challenger is...
Ogiahagi Ogei Hiroaki!
This man has been nominated as the Lincoln June Regula representative.
In fact, he has a record of bowling's best score of 257.
He was born to beat pins.
Pin-taoshi-o-oshi
If there's something I can beat, I'll beat it.
If there's something I can't beat, I'll beat it.
"Egi-taoshi-i-megane-no-oshi" has arrived in the ring!
Welcome, Ogi!
Kimura!
Ogi!
Kimura!
Ogi!
Kimura!
You're amazing!
Ogi is in perfect condition for this tournament.
But in fact, he's had headaches four times since he was little.
He's had headaches four times.
That means he's not afraid of anything.
On the contrary.
On the contrary?
Here we go!
Ogi Hiroaki is going for it!
Maybe it's too early.
Too early!
Ogi is in the ring!
He's in the ring with a record of 257!
With a record of 257!
Ogi!
This is insane!
Let's have a goal!
That was pretty fast!
As expected of soccer fans!
No fear at all!
It went in!
It went in beautifully!
The current record...
96 pins!
Shirota has won!
This is bad!
If this continues, it will be sudden death.
It will be sudden death with Shirota.
Shirota. Kurota. Shirota. Kurota.
Which is it?
Ogi is also in a bad mood today.
With 96 pins, Shirota and Ogi are tied for first place!
On the other hand, Oja Himura...
You're trying not to talk as much as you can!
That's not it!
To me, 96 is a ridiculous number!
That's why I didn't even have to talk!
You're sweating weirdly.
I'm hot and it's hard for me to talk!
That's one of the reasons.
But is it my fault? My way of talking is a little...
What are you talking about?!
What is it?!
What is it?
There's nothing!
I'm 100% at fault!
He stopped you!
The human lotion ball is still in use!
The next challenger is...
Kaba-chan!
The sixth challenger is...
Kaba-chan!
Kaba-chan used to be a top artist and D.O.S. dancer.
Her physical ability is the best of all the contestants in this tournament!
We asked her how she felt about this challenge!
I used to be a dancer, so...
The floor and the ground go well together.
And also...
The pin?
The pin and...
I love fish and I carry my lotion with me.
Sakamatsu-chan gave me some for work.
That's all I have left.
Will he eat his favorite pin?
Or will he get eaten by the pin?
Recently, you and Amano-san from Cain...
Did a bowling tournament in Uii.
Oh, really?
We often go there.
That has nothing to do with Amano-san.
Of course it does!
Don't look at my face and ask me questions!
If you say something bad about me, I don't know what kind of face I should make.
I didn't look at you for a while.
You're stupid.
Let's go!
Kaba-chan is going!
Go for it!
Kaba-chan is fast in everything!
Both sides are still in the game!
Speed is number one!
It was faster from this timing.
The timing was good.
You look like an old man.
You're a bit old-fashioned.
A bit old-fashioned.
I see.
The current record is...
89 pins!
Kaba-chan can't feel his favorite pin!
The next challenger is...
Entry number seven!
Regular representative!
Juno Suzuki!
Height 178cm, weight 85kg, he once rang the bell of a temple with his own head.
He was born to do human bowling!
The 7th challenger is regular representative Udo Suzuki!
Udo's power still exists in high school judo club!
His destructive power is unmeasurable!
Are you okay?
He once appeared in a show that decided judo for entertainers!
He defeated his rival, and won with pride!
And he has this award for it!
My relationship with lotion, my contact with it, and my time with it...
Out of all of us here, I think I have the best time with it.
I have to become a champion.
The sleeping lion will wake up tonight!
Now, we'll see how Udo will use his judo-trained muscles!
Udo-chan, you can look forward to it, can't you?
- Udo is really... - Udo's body is huge.
- He's been doing judo, so his stamina is... - I see.
- What is it? - Why are you looking back?
- Well...
He's a very precious man.
I want to see him in person.
- I want to see him in person. - Udo-chan, that's...
- That's not it!
- That's from your shop! - That's from your shop!
That's my intuition, but...
That's just what I wanted to do!
- Udo-san... - Yes, go ahead!
Excuse me.
You dropped about 30 million yen in your wallet.
- I'll be right back. - Oh!
Udo Suzuki of the judo club is going!
- I'm going! - Do your best!
- With a goal of 97p or higher... - Go for it!
- Now, start! - Udo!
- Udo, start! - Udo, start!
- He's not fast! - Udo!
- But he... - Udo!
- He's not fast! - Udo!
- But he... - Udo!
- Is he happy? - Udo!
- It's pretty hard for Udo to beat him. - Udo!
- He managed to beat him with his stubbornness! - Udo!
- His balance is... - His balance is...
He lost his balance midway.
- He can't control it anymore. - Udo!
- He turned sideways. - He turned sideways.
The record so far is...
Ryuji Kin!
Thank you very much!
See you later!
He won!
Unfortunately, Udo will be disqualified from 96 pins.
Next, Himura will challenge this guy!
Gantry No. 8, the idol world's star, Nishio Katsume!
Wow!
The legendary idol has arrived!
Kazumi Orohoshi of Hikaru Genji!
Hey! Stop it!
The 8th challenger is the idol world's star, Kazumi Orohoshi!
A super idol who has won every battle in Hikaru Genji before,
is now participating in human lotion bowling!
The man has been studying the angle of the silver ball for years!
And as a result, he came up with an ultimate trick!
And that trick is...
The Screw Paradise!
While praising Kazumi Orohoshi, Kazumi Orohoshi said...
Screw Paradise!
They're waiting for Paradise!
The strongest idols of the 80's have broken the echo of the past...
And now they're landing on the ring!
Will they be able to catch the echo?
But isn't Ka-kun going to do it?
Of course he is!
I didn't think you'd ask me that.
I only asked for normal size.
My manager told me to bring me a roller skate.
That's all I asked for.
You didn't even say no!
You have a great sense of humor.
Kazumi Orohoshi, the legendary idol of the past...
Has advanced to the ring!
He's taking off his gown!
Paradise Ginga is here!
He's not wearing a gown!
By the way, Hikaru Genji's roller skate...
Only has three sets left in his hands.
When it was aired...
It was sold for 100 million yen per set.
That's amazing!
Everything is ready!
His gaze has changed!
He's returned from New York!
20 years of experience!
Kazumi Orohoshi, who continues to skate!
Let's start!
Let's go!
I love you!
Everything is ready!
His gaze has changed!
He's returned from New York!
No, I'm still skating.
20 years of skating, Kazumi Morohoshi continues to skate!
How is it?
Oh, he's speeding up! Is he okay?
Morohoshi! How is it?
Oh, he did it!
How is it?
Oh, he's speeding up! Is he okay?
Morohoshi! How is it?
Oh, he did it!
Screw Paradise!
A lot of things happened.
Look at this.
First of all, he skated.
He fell.
And he fell over.
Is this correct or not?
He skated over there.
Skating was big.
Too bad.
What are you doing?
This is bad.
He's like a child.
Why do you keep moving like that?
The current record is...
67 pins!
This is too easy!
Where is the reason you turned your back?
At first, I used this oil.
And finally, I used the oil in the back.
But it's only if you can run smoothly.
It's only if you can run smoothly.
Karkun fell down while running.
But it's an ordinary result.
And the last challenger of Lincoln Star Bowling is...
Entry No. 9.
The star of star hunting.
Akira Ishikawa!
Entry No. 9.
The star of star hunting.
Akira Ishikawa!
This man is known as a French star.
Until now, he has shown his strong physical ability in many TV programs.
But even now, when he is 58 years old, his steel body hasn't rusted at all.
Ishikawa is proud of his body like that.
But it's his first time using lotion.
The key of the match is his tone and how well he can use the lotion.
This is what such a star said about Himura.
Well, it's not an eye.
But Himura said something like this.
Huh?
Oh, it doesn't matter.
Himura doesn't care!
The star who makes people invest a lot.
Will he be able to shine on this stage as well?
He is 58 years old.
But his body is still in its 20s.
Oh, it came out!
Oh, this is how it feels to be a star!
I don't know why you're here.
Hey, star!
What?
It's over for you to say you're a star.
I don't know about that.
It's all over for you today.
It's all over for me?
I see.
Give it a try!
What?
Give it a try!
The current record is 96 pins.
Will he be able to break the record?
He's so popular!
You're 58 years old, right?
That's right.
Yeah, I'm 58 years old.
You don't look like you're 58 years old.
All right!
Oh, it's here!
He's fired up!
The 37-year-old, 58-year-old Akira Nishikino is going for it!
Start!
How's that?!
The sun is rising in the sky!
How's that?!
The sun is rising in the sky!
Nishikino, star!
He did it!
He's a bowling star!
Nishikino!
Nishikino, star!
What a great slide!
Amazing!
And Nishikino, star!
He fell!
The current record is...
94 pins!
Nishikino, star!
He's amazing!
Himura!
Yes!
How's that?!
You're fired up!
That's crazy!
He's definitely a star, but...
he's not a striker!
Himura beat you to 99 pins.
With this, the challenge for all of them is over, and Nishikino, who beat you to 98 pins, is in the lead!
Himura can't defend his throne if he doesn't beat you to 99 pins or more!
The miracle of his victory will be revealed in the second half of the show!
Rinkan! Comedian Metachou Kenmon!
Metachou is a source of laughter for comedians to write jokes that they think are funny.
In order to get that Metachou, the magazine "Quick Japan" interviewed Metachou and invited comedians to the studio!
The first thing that appeared in the studio where the Summers visited was...
I'm going in.
Take it.
I'm going in.
What did you come for?
I heard you had an interview for QJ.
We don't have an interview for QJ.
What?!
We don't have an interview for QJ!
But it has nothing to do with it!
It's already started!
Kojima Yoshio, this year, with a phrase that has nothing to do with it, a big break!
An oppa-tea will reach your heart!
There's nothing on the T-shirt and TV.
You're wearing glasses too.
You look like a pig.
Is this it?
Yes, that's it.
This?
It's small but it has a lot of things written on it.
Kojima Yoshio's story book.
What is it about?
It's so detailed!
What is this?
Daruma-san is falling.
I think it's a one-time gag.
Do it.
Daruma-san is falling.
Isn't it okay?
I think it's Kabuki-nikuman.
This is new.
It was made at the same time as "it has nothing to do with it".
It's recent!
I am Kabuki-nikuman!
I totally forgot about it.
I would like to say what I misunderstood in the world.
I thought "one-time gag" was an erotic word.
That's good.
It's plain.
I'm glad it has nothing to do with it.
That's good.
Let's pick up "it has nothing to do with it".
When I was in elementary school,
in a folk dance,
girls would make me fly.
It has nothing to do with girls.
It's shaking more than usual.
It has nothing to do with girls.
Pappi!
This is...
Okay!
Be careful.
Please, Q-san.
Don't talk about music.
But...
That's good.
But it has nothing to do with it.
Here it is.
OK.
Take it.
Take it slowly.
You got it.
OK.
He is a young entertainer who is good at fighting against big insects.
What is the topic of today's program?
Is it a joke?
You brought it with you, didn't you?
Take it out.
Put it here.
Don't say that.
We can't broadcast it like this.
I'm sorry.
Teachers are not allowed to broadcast.
What is in it?
Oh, what is this?
"Fight against big insects" series.
This is famous.
"Impossible" is this.
Oh, is it?
Let's check "Fight against big insects" series.
OK.
Take it.
Here we go.
What is this speed?
I can't see it.
Here it is.
Kirei-chan!
Stop it!
Kirei-chan!
Go home!
I got you!
My mouth is getting bigger and bigger!
Where is the comedy committee going?
What is this "ah-in"?
Ah-in, yes.
One shot movie, 100%?
Yes.
Then show me "ah-in".
Go, go, go! Show me, show me!
Show me, show me!
It's "ah-in", "ah-in".
Go, go, go!
What did you do?!
Go, go, go!
Ah-in!
G-give it back!
One shot movie, 100% series is good.
The comedy committee will continue.
A human motion bowling competition held by stars from all over the world.
Stars compete for 100 pins to bring Himura down from his throne.
While changing records over and over again.
Surprisingly, the ninth star, Nishikino, defeated the 98th and came out on top.
Himura cannot defend his throne by not defeating 99 pins or more, but...
Finally, this champion, Himura, took off his gown.
The champion's body has become rough.
He took off his hat.
The body that defeated 99 pins is still there.
Wow, rough.
Human motion bowling champion, banana man Himura Yuuki.
This time, there is a special strategy to defend his throne.
And that is...
I brought this with me, but this is my strategy.
He took off his gown in order to get rid of any resistance from his body and floor.
He really has a strong desire for victory.
The staff asked Himura this question.
Himura-san, what would you do if you lost?
What do you mean, if I lost?
Huh?
What do you mean, if I lost?
I'm going to do it now!
Before I do it, is there anyone who says they're not going to lose?!
Hey!
Burn the champion's courage into your eyes!
Now, this is how a champion uses his lotion.
I don't need this!
What do you think you're doing? Are you a cockroach?
I'm going for 100 pins!
He's going for 100 pins.
In order to protect the champion, there are only 99 or 100 pins.
Out of those 100 pins, the champion dared to say "100"
Akira's record is 98 pins.
In order for Himura to defend his throne, there are only 99 pins.
In order for Himura to defend his throne, there are only 100 pins.
Will it end in a blink of an eye?
Or will the champion defend his throne?!
Himura said it!
Will the champion defend his throne?!
Himura said it!
I love you.
In order for Himura to defend the king of human lotion bowling, he must defeat more than 99 pins.
Will it end in a short time?
Or will the king protect it?
Himura said!
Will the king protect it?
Himura said!
In order for Himura to defend the king of human lotion bowling, he must defeat more than 99 pins.
This is the human lotion bowling king!
With a miraculous dive, the record is 99 pins!
He defended his throne!
This is the king's slide!
I'm really nervous.
I'm sorry for bothering you.
I'm sorry I couldn't apologize.
That was wonderful!
He defended his throne!
After this, a slimy dive and a headbutt!
We have news for you from Lincoln!
Lincoln Cubric is finally on sale!
Advertising box and funny box, each for 6,300 yen!
And it's now available in all H.M. Curry stores!
We have news for you from Lincoln!
The official Lincoln Box website is now available!
You can watch all of our videos and watch them all on our website!
Himura defended his throne and defeated the human lotion bowling king!
Each star tried to defeat Himura, but they couldn't get any closer!
Is it okay for Himura to make a big face like this?!
People of the entertainment world, come out!
This program was brought to you by the following sponsors.
Thank you!