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This is a birthday project!
To celebrate Matsumoto, 44 people have come from all over Japan to celebrate his birthday!
And last but not least...
The Lincoln Special will be held tonight at 9 p.m.!
This is the worst!
This program is brought to you by...
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This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
On Matsumoto Hitoshi's 44th birthday...
44 luxurious guests have arrived!
From surprising guests...
To annoying gifts!
Happy Birthday!
Matsumoto!
Don't miss the first and last treasure video!
This is the worst!
Also, we have a special class for you tonight!
The worst teacher in history will sacrifice himself for you!
I'll never do it!
Birthday Party
This year we have a birthday party!
On September 8th, 44 years old, Matsuo Toshitoshi- san!
It's his birthday!
Let's give him a big hand!
Hey! What's up?
Today's plan is really annoying!
It's really annoying!
It's been a week and I'm sick of it!
It's really annoying!
Last year's birthday, Matsumoto, who doesn't like baseball, was given a funny birthday party!
He received blessings from 30,000 people!
Since then, this year, we have another super luxurious birthday plan!
What will 44-year-old Matsumoto-san's birthday be like?
This year, Matsumoto-san's birthday plan is like this!
One, two...
44-year-old Matsumoto-san will celebrate his birthday with 44 people!
Ah, what a pain in the ass!
What do you mean "what a pain in the ass"?
Today, for Matsumoto, who is 44 years old,
44 celebrities will appear one after another with gifts!
I hope you will fully enjoy this once-in-a- lifetime experience!
Of these 44 people, I haven't heard of anyone.
Who?
Scoot.
There are people you can guess.
Maybe one of them will come.
Maybe one of them will come and do something like that.
If that's the case, I'll definitely do something like that.
You know, how many times have you said "celebrate"?
There are people you don't want to meet, right?
You don't know that, do you?
There are people who have weird ways of parting in the past.
They don't know their responsibilities.
That's right! That's right! That's right!
Because the staff gathered you, right?
You might not know me, but you might know me every month!
We're watching you now.
Are you alone?
Matsumoto-san is alone in the studio.
We've prepared a set for you.
It's one-on-one.
One-on-one.
It's hard for 44 people to get together.
Of course!
Matsumoto-san and I got together.
So, Matsumoto-san!
I'm looking forward to it!
Can you stay here a little longer?
Everyone is waiting for you.
I'm excited!
I'm looking forward to it!
Shall we watch over you?
Matsumoto, who has finally made up his mind, enters the special room in the studio.
Finally, the unforgettable birthday party begins!
Let's celebrate Matsumoto's 44th birthday with 44 people!
Well, it's about time for Matsumoto-san to go to the studio.
That's amazing!
Well, it's his birthday, so...
I like that face.
Since Otake-san's recovery, he's been making that face.
That's right!
It must have cost a lot of money!
He's coming in!
You're in a bad mood!
It's your birthday!
Matsumoto-san!
Yes?
You don't look like you're celebrating your birthday!
What?
You don't look like you're celebrating your birthday!
Don't spend money on something like this!
I really think so!
You do, don't you?
Yes!
Well, Matsumoto-san!
From the rotating door in front of you...
People are coming in to celebrate your birthday!
44 people will light candles in each cake and finally light it up!
You will light it up!
That's nice!
Let's do "pyapyato"!
"Pyapyato"!
By the way...
Matsumoto-san was born in 1963.
As you get older...
There will be people who are kind to you!
That's amazing!
It's like a yearbook!
You might end up crying!
You're really angry!
Matsumoto-san!
Is it okay if we start?
Do it!
On this trip...
Matsumoto-san!
Happy birthday!
Now...
We will introduce 44 people in order...
Who want to celebrate your birthday!
Since there are many people who came to celebrate...
We will make it one person in three minutes!
Now...
Please pay attention to the monitor in front of you!
Now...
Matsumoto Birthday!
Start!
"Pyapyato"!
Now...
1963...
In 1963...
Japan was in the middle of economic growth...
In the city of Kogyo and Shonyo...
In Kyogo Prefecture, Amagasaki...
A beautiful boy was born...
Matsumoto Hitoshi!
To celebrate his birthday...
This year...
In Japan...
"Hello Baby" by Azusa Michiyo was a big hit!
In addition...
In the world of TV...
A variety show "Kiso wo Sukutta"...
A legendary show...
"Shabondama Holiday"...
Was involved in making people laugh!
The person who was involved in "Shabondama Holiday"...
Came to celebrate!
♪ Shabondama...
Ikemen Quiz Derby!
Our first surprise guest is a great show host of the Showa era and now an owner of an okay shop all over the world, Kyosen Ohashi.
What kind of two-shot talk will begin?
Hey, let's have a drink or something.
Oh, really? But I'd like you to go home as soon as possible.
That's fine with me, but...
Why are you laughing?
No, it's fine.
You're rushing me.
Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you.
Congratulations!
Oh, I'm sorry! Wow, I'm sorry about that.
He's drinking in a hurry.
I have a souvenir for you.
Oh, you have a chair here?
That's right.
I have a souvenir for you.
I just got it back from Canada.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's from my Canadian shop.
Yes.
I'll open it for you.
Can you open it a little more?
My shop's okay gift is still coming out.
Why?
Advertisement. Advertisement.
Do you know what this is?
Yes, it's a cardigan.
Yes.
Do you know what "alpaca" is?
Oh, you mean like animals?
Yes, like in Peru and South America.
They say that alpacas are raised well.
It's one of the best sellers.
It's a little plain.
How about you?
Are you popular?
Well, yes.
I haven't seen you recently, but...
Yes.
On the Internet...
I'm not in Japan, you know.
Oh, that's right.
But I saw you on the Internet.
I heard you were an English director.
I was asked to make a movie for me.
That's amazing.
Right?
I can't speak by myself.
Oh, that's tough.
It's nice that you're 44 years old and laughing.
I'm not young at all.
When I heard about this...
Yes.
I wondered how old I was when I was 44 years old.
It was 1978.
Oh.
It's been about five years since I opened that gift shop.
You're talking about your own history.
Yes, you two are younger than my daughter.
I'm sick of it.
Oh, is that so?
Hey!
Take care of it properly!
Don't you want a vest?
Do you have one?
I don't have a vest, but...
If it's Canada, Australia, or New Zealand, I have one, too, but I can't buy it.
Um...
That's right.
I have a good one.
I see.
Japan was hot, wasn't it?
Yes.
Um...
What's wrong with you?
I've been thinking about it all the time.
It sounds kind of boring.
No, it's not.
You're a young woman.
No, it's not like that, but...
Do you think it's going to be like that?
I think it's going to be a long time.
You said it.
It's my first one.
I was like, "Oh, it's like this."
I'm a little surprised right now.
But thank you.
I'm really happy about it, but...
You don't look happy.
Huh?
Are you trying to end it?
What's going on?
Oh, a "tei" came out.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
No, it's not like that.
No explanation.
Maybe they're taking a commemorative photo.
He's not explaining anything.
What's this?
Then I'm leaving.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's not like that.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
The first person...
It was a long time.
One of you is out of breath.
You look tired.
Three minutes is quite a long time.
It's a long, long time.
It's a long time.
Be careful in sudden applications
Matsumoto, who spent a lot of physical strength, but his birthday party has just begun!
1967, Matsumoto is four years old.
This year, when he joined kindergarten and was playing in mud, little heroes were very active.
In Croatia, two of King Narashima's sons won a striking title for the first time and became admirers of the little ones.
In addition, that hero, who Matsumoto loved, also started TV broadcasts this year.
Today, such a hero himself came to celebrate.
It's Seven! He's dead.
It's not Seven's role?
I can't talk.
It was definitely different from the real thing.
You were holding this, weren't you?
Wow!
Thank you.
You liked it, didn't you?
Open it!
Wow!
Is it a DVD?
Wow!
Yes, it's a DVD of SEVEN.
Wow!
I'm happy about it.
This is great!
Great!
Wow!
Hello!
Janice!
Huh? Is it music?
Ah, the alien of "metros"!
Wow!
They are Catherine and Catherine applied controle.
Wait!
The alien of "metros" is present.
It protects me.
I'll wait for it.
She is a hero girl.
Wow!
She is alone!
Wow!
This is too much.
Seven!
Oh no!
Seven!
Seven, hurry up!
Seven!
Seven, hurry up!
Seven!
Wow!
Goodbye!
Seven!
(Laughter)
(Signal)
(Laughter)
Can't explain at all.
This happens every time.
It's not counted, is it?
Filming...
I know, right?
They will be exhausted.
(Laughter)
I know, right?
Seven has his feet stepped on...
(Laughter)
I see.
It's because it's "swashi".
Furthermore, Matsumoto suffered psychological damage after this.
1970, Matsumoto Hitoshi, 7 years old.
Matsumoto, who was born in the first year of elementary school in Picatta, what kind of child was he at the time?
My mother told me to pee easily, and in fact, she cut off my tights here and made a rubber band through it because it was dirty.
But it was more skin-colored.
When I was walking at home, I peed a lot.
This year, which started Matsumoto's school life, is really the beginning of a new year.
In Osaka, the Japan National Volleyball Championships began.
A total of 64 million people visited.
In addition, when Ritsuko Nakayama won the first All Japan Women's Pro Bowling Championships, a full-fledged bowling boom began.
On the other hand, pedestrian heaven began in Shinjuku and other cities.
Today, this person came to congratulate me from such a city of Shinjuku.
Is it funny to say "from Shinjuku"?
Shinjuku?
Today, from the city of Shinjuku, this person has come to congratulate us.
From Shinjuku?
Shinjuku?!
Yes, these people are gay people who appeared in the Berlin disaster period.
After this year's travel, "don da kei no hitsu kei ku"
Yasuko mama and the Shinjuku Nichome Corps finally met Matsumoto for the first time.
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Matsumoto.
How old are you now?
What?
How old are you now?
Forty-four.
No way!
Forty-four?
How old are you?
It's the real thing.
The real thing.
Get out of here.
I don't like you.
Get out of here.
Thank you for a fruitful three minutes today.
I'm back!
Matsumoto finally meets him for the first time!
1972, Matsumoto is nine years old.
We're still in the third group!
At the time, Matsumoto, who loved animals, was fond of this.
I can pero.
While filming the show, he talks about his memories of "pero."
"Pero" was also suffering from chronic skin disease.
At the end, my sweater came off and I died.
You're laughing too much!
At that year, Japan was in a state of turmoil.
With the birth of Prime Minister Kadoka Kakuei, Japan's economy began to move rapidly.
In addition, in the far south of Amagasaki,
Okinawa was converted from the United States for the first time in 27 years,
and it welcomed a new beginning as Okinawa Prefecture.
Such is Okinawa's character.
This star, who is now throbbing with excitement, rushed over to celebrate.
Matsumoto, who is now 43 years old, is celebrating his 43rd birthday.
I'm so nervous!
I'm Kojima Yoshio.
He's nervous. He's really nervous.
Today, Matsumoto-san is celebrating his 43rd birthday.
When you say 43, you mean assets.
I heard that you have a lot of assets.
Yes, 43.
44!
Oh, no!
I changed my age!
I'm so bad at this!
Who, who, who, who?
Over here?
I'm learning.
But it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Here's your oppari.
Chit chat!
I met you for the first time.
But it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
My heart is beating fast.
But it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Hey, let's do it together.
- Let's do it together! - Let's do it together!
- Let's get closer! - Yeah, let's do it!
- Let's do it together! - Yes, let's do it!
- This way! - Are you for real?!
Yes!
- This is the worst! - Yes, okay!
- Are you serious?! - You're not at fault!
- Are you for real?! - You're not at fault!
- Sit down!
Yes! It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter!
This is the end of the world!
Yes! Hoppapi!
I did it!
I'm sweating! I'm sweating!
Thank you very much!
I'm serious! I'm serious!
Thank you very much!
I'm serious!
I'm sweating! I'm sweating!
This is hard!
In addition, there was a case of chasing Matsumoto!
1974, Matsumoto Hitoshi, 11 years old.
This is amazing!
At this time, Matsumoto teamed up with his classmate Ito-kun and performed manzai at the school party.
Along with the school's great explosion, he made a shocking debut as a manzai artist.
Matsumoto and his classmate, broadcaster Takasu Mitsuyo, still vividly remember the shock of the time.
This year, there were various shocks in the sports world as well.
In freeride, Mr. retired. That quote burned into people's minds.
Our giant army will never die!
In professional wrestling, there was a shocking incident where the bad guy hit a TigerDead god during a match.
And so, the bad guy of the match came running!
What? No way!
Are you okay?!
As long as you're okay, I'm fine.
Matsumoto, you're already 44 years old. It's about time you find yourself a wife.
But since it's your birthday, I'll give you a present.
Come on out!
He's pissed.
Is it okay for me to be here?
It's not like I'm in a good mood or anything.
I can fight more.
Five! Four! Three! Two! One!
He did it just in case.
This is amazing.
Each and every one of them is powerful.
I'm exhausted.
I can't get out of it.
It's about to end, isn't it?
It's not over yet.
I haven't said it yet.
It's envious, isn't it?
It's envious.
I didn't know Matsumoto was such a human being.
It's amazing.
After this, Matsumoto will advance to a new field.
In 1977, 14-year-old Matsumoto Hitoshi and Hamada, who became middle school students,
We are high school students.
High school students!
Matou, my favorite.
Matsumoto, who entered high school in middle school, was eager to improve his speaking skills.
This year, everyone in Japan was passionate about it.
O. Sadaharu achieved a home run world new record of 756.
In addition, Nakano Koichi won the world bicycle championship for the first time as a Japanese.
Ten years of business began before everyone knew it.
In 1977, a big hit drama "Smiling at the Sun" was most popular in the TV world.
So today, that hot-blooded detective came to celebrate.
Is this detective?
Isn't it a boss?
I don't know.
Isn't it?
I don't know.
Let's do it.
(Caught)
No, no, no.
Rocky, rocky.
I'm Kinomoto Ryo, a detective.
When we think of Kinomoto-san, we think of Rocky, a passionate detective.
Detective, this is Yoichiro.
Detective, here you go.
Kinomoto-san is also having a passionate gourmet quarter right now.
So for his birthday present...
Hokkaido's delicious, delicious, delicious, delicious, rice ball sushi.
Rice ball sushi.
Ready? Here we go! Open!
Come on! Say something!
I can't say it's that delicious.
This time, he'll deliver the proper way to eat sushi as a reporter!
Alright, let's have a taste, Sato.
Can't move.
Mmmm! So good!
One...two...
You have to do it.
It's really difficult, isn't it?
No, I...
I won't let you do it.
It's a rare opportunity, isn't it?
Yes, you have to do it.
You have to do it.
This is...
Delicious!
That's right!
What's wrong with you?
It's a rare opportunity, isn't it?
Yes, you have to do it.
Delicious!
That's great!
That's really great!
Isn't it?
I feel like crying.
In addition, congratulatory guests have arrived from various genres.
It's Mr. Mutsugoron of "Animal Kingdom".
I brought you a gift made of dog hair.
This is rare.
Is it dog hair?
It took me about three years to collect it.
I'm sure it is.
Isn't it nice?
I've always wanted you to touch it.
It feels like an elephant.
Does it?
I see.
The best gift for Matsumoto, who loves animals.
In addition...
Nakayama Kinni-kun told us about his fortune this year.
What will happen?
We don't know yet!
Matsumoto-san!
I'll be happy!
And Taro Jiro of "Animal Kingdom" has also arrived.
Hello.
Let's start with Jiro.
Can you give it to Jiro-kun?
Yes.
Here you go, Jiro.
Is it okay?
Wait a minute...
I'm sorry.
And...
He's trying to show off his dog hair...
Wait a minute!
That's not good!
Wait! What are you doing?
Matsumoto is completely hated
Matsumoto is depressed
It seems like you slipped
I drank it all.
Where did you drink it?
I just chewed it.
Where did you drink it?
There are 29 people left.
Finally, we have a guest who makes Matsumoto excited.
In 1979, Matsumoto Hitoshi was 16 years old.
This year was a year when everyone in Japan was fascinated.
In the Japanese series, Hiroshima Carp and Enas' 21st ball fascinated fans.
In addition...
When young men grabbed young girls' hearts,
16-year-old Matsumoto was also fascinated by someone.
There was a scene like this in a previous program.
Matsumoto-san, is this the first record you bought?
No, I don't think so.
Wow, this is it!
Momo-chan!
Wow!
It brings back memories!
He was fascinated by idols.
In 1979, an idol who grabbed Matsumoto's heart ran to Matsumoto's party.
I'm sure you know who I am.
No, I don't know you.
Nice to meet you!
In 1979, he showed us a shocking gravure photo.
At the time, he was 16 years old.
The idol who stirred Matsumoto's heart came running to him.
You can only find that kind of fun in that era.
You know, right?
Nice to meet you!
Oh, thank you!
He died in Goro.
How did it feel?
It was shocking.
How shocking it was...
Mizusawa Akiyan.
He died in Goro.
When I found it in the bookstore, my back was broken.
I couldn't walk that far.
This is the photo that broke Matsumoto's back.
We finally meet Mizusawa Akiyan after 28 years!
Did you really see my gravure photo?
Yes, it was very shocking.
Really?
I asked the staff and they said...
This is Noel's dream.
Well...
After all this time...
I'm sorry.
I'm over 50 years old.
I'm sorry for making you dream.
I wish I had met you earlier.
No, not at all.
Well, since you're here...
Not at all.
You're so bad at this.
What are you saying?
I'm embarrassed.
Oh, really?
What happened?
It's like this now.
Why did you watch it?
It was our daily life to buy a goro.
Daily life.
Yes.
You need courage to buy it.
Yes, I'm embarrassed.
I'm embarrassed.
I'm too old to take it to a bookstore.
But you bought it, didn't you?
Did you buy it for me?
I bought two of them.
Really?
This one and that one.
Oh, two patterns.
Yes.
Which one are you going to use?
"Dimens" and "offense."
Oh, I see.
Then I'll take care of it.
Yes, you will.
Thank you for taking care of it.
She has a surprise gift for him.
I married an American and got divorced.
Can I celebrate your American wedding?
What?
Yes.
Americans hug each other.
Yes, they do.
Can you come a little closer?
Hug?
Then I'll get in the car.
How do you like it?
I'm not good at that kind of thing.
(laughing)
Mr. Seki was forced to leave earlier today.
Oh! He really left.
I've really accepted Sehun's dream.
So let's postpone it 'till September.
Until September.
Sepuntember.
Wow!
Sepuntember has been postponed.
Sepuntember.
Wow!
Then can we hear it again?
Again.
Sepuntember.
With the opportunity...
You should be ashamed of yourself!
I'm sorry.
I almost died.
It's been 28 years since the shock that broke Matsumoto's waist.
Mr. Mizusawaki, thank you for your wonderful memories.
Why don't we go over there?
Why not?
The eight of them went to the studio.
What is Matsumoto's impression of this place?
How was it?
Well...
I have nothing else to say but "the worst".
What's "the worst"?!
It's "the worst" every second!
I believe in "the worst"!
It was pretty tough because it had nothing to do with that.
It was "the worst".
Even you yourself wouldn't be able to see it.
No, no, it's fine.
It was "the worst" anyway.
No, no, I mean...
If you were there, you wouldn't say it.
I'm saying it from the bottom of my heart.
I'm not kidding.
No, no, no!
It was "the worst"!
Finally, Matsumoto's back is crushed even more in the second half!
Both Matsumoto's body and mind are "the worst" for that big singer!
On top of that, an unexpected love-love attack explodes!
And the last shock is...
I want to make Lincoln even more interesting!
With such passionate feelings, the three groups of entertainers...
Became preachers and taught nine regular members how to laugh with passion!
Wait for me!
And finally, the long-awaited fourth installment!
However, tonight, the worst horror event in corner market history will...
What?!
I don't like it! It's over!
I absolutely don't like it!
"Because We Love Incarnation," regular members will have a special lesson on how to laugh!
Teacher's Special!
The day after September, Akasaka TBS.
Before the recording of "Teacher's Special!",
as usual, the members enter the studio.
But, when even the camera settings are not ready,
suddenly, an incident occurs!
This is bad.
Huh?
It's broken.
It has nothing to do with this.
It's broken.
The glass is clouded and it looks like a geographic park.
It's broken.
The entrance is wrong.
It's broken.
Has it already started?
Yes, today, too, everyone is preaching.
The teacher is present, but...
Oh, you can go in now?
I've seen you.
You're young.
You're in good spirits.
Good morning.
Today, too, the grade is low!
Good morning!
You're cute!
Drink first.
Huh?
You're in good spirits.
Teacher, you're in danger!
What do you want me to do?
Stop commenting seriously!
Serious comments...
This time, the teacher is female comedian Hanako Yamada.
As a signboard actress for Yoshimoto's new drama,
she and Downtown have been collaborating together since the Osaka period.
However, for some reason, the teacher seems to be drinking a lot of alcohol.
What is this?
Today, I'm here to preach.
I'm here to preach!
I've been getting information that Rincon isn't funny at all.
Say something serious!
I know!
I've been getting information that Rincon isn't funny at all.
I've been getting information that you all have problems and need to solve them.
I've been getting information...
I don't have any problems with you.
Can't be helped.
That's a hopeless start.
Can't be helped.
Teacher, I'm sorry, but are you drinking already?
I'm full.
Today's theme is "solving problems".
Therefore, Hanako-sensei, who wanted to have an honest talk with the members,
drank a lot of her favorite wine three hours before the show and came back to her best condition.
What are you doing?!
Go ahead and kill me.
Go ahead and kill me!
What are you doing?!
This is the end of my life.
No, we don't know about that.
We met up three times.
We met up three times a month ago.
We met up three times.
Did you meet up today?
I did.
I went to a restaurant.
I hate cheese, but...
It's a cheese restaurant.
I went to a cheese restaurant.
I was made to drink alone for half an hour.
She was forced to drink alone.
She was forced to drink alone for half an hour.
She was drinking alone.
It's no use.
It's no use!
Write something.
What do you mean, "write something"?
Write something.
She was forced to drink alone for half an hour.
Should I write something?
Just write it.
You should write it.
You're annoying.
You're so mean.
You're not like your usual self.
Come on, let's laugh.
You're funny.
I'm a little surprised.
You have good sense of humor.
Do you have any problems?
I don't have any problems.
After this, Hanako Shinonome became very upset.
Wow, that's so...
Teacher, teacher, teacher!
What's wrong with you, teacher?
It's dangerous, it's dangerous!
Teacher!
Did you draw it?
Did you draw it, Naemigo and Kouhan?
Not yet, not yet.
Did you draw it?
Teacher, are you okay?
Are you okay, Kouhan?
I'm in trouble!
Is it okay to draw it?
Did you draw it, Kouhan?
Yes, yes, yes!
Did you draw it, Kouhan?
Yes, yes, yes!
Kouhan, you're terrible.
It hurts.
Let's go to sleep.
No, let's sleep.
Let's sleep.
Is it over?
Bring me here from here.
Isn't she going to sleep again?
It's okay.
At least she won't fall down.
No, no, no.
Don't be stupid like that.
I'm not stupid.
I'm not stupid like that.
Don't be stupid like that.
Ma-chan, you're old-fashioned lately.
Everyone has submitted their worries and the class finally begins.
Hanako-sensei's worries consultation.
The first worry is...
My intuition doesn't change from when I was in middle school.
What should I do?
What is it?
I don't know.
Your intuition doesn't change from when you were in middle school.
What should I do?
Yes.
Then, please explain it.
First of all, who are you?
Please raise your hands.
Who are you?
Please explain it in detail.
Yes.
I'm 38 years old.
My intuition...
Doesn't it change?
Sensei!
Doesn't it change?
Sensei!
My intuition doesn't change from when I was in middle school.
What is intuition?
My intuition...
What is intuition?
I don't know what intuition means!
As a man...
My intuition...
How many times do you say "intuition"?!
It's the same as when I was in middle school.
Even when you're not a woman?
Even when you're not a woman, you're still a man, right?
No, it's not that kind of intuition.
It's like a sensor.
For example, even if you look at an erotic book...
It will be as silver as if you were looking at it when you were in middle school.
But you cheat like that, right?
I don't do that.
You're noisy.
You have a bad image of me.
You're noisy!
You're wearing a shirt you dropped!
You're noisy!
You're wearing a shirt you dropped!
And so...
The next concern is...
Do you want to have a dog?
Is it okay not to have a dog?
Who wants to have a dog?
I want to have a dog.
Why?
I want to have a dog...
But...
I've never had one before.
So...
Whether it's okay for me to have one or not...
Why are you talking like that?
What kind of dog do you want to have?
I can't think of one.
Large, medium, or large?
What kind of dog do you want to have?
Like...
A poodle or something like that.
Something cute like that.
You've never had one before?
I haven't had one before.
Sensei! Sensei!
Can you make me a fancy underwear?
I don't want it!
Stop it!
I don't want it!
Sensei...
It's over!
Sensei!
Stop it!
I don't want it!
No way! Forced termination!
It seems like he wasn't interested at all.
Excuse me, Sensei!
How long have you been doing this?
I've been doing this for 19 years.
Next year's 20th anniversary!
Everyone, please come and see Risaito's Sue!
Yes!
Risaito's Sue...
Next year's 20th anniversary!
Please come and see Risaito's Sue!
What did you say?
Please come and see Risaito's Sue!
Risaito's Sue!
How long have you been doing this?
About a year and a half.
Oh, of course!
Yes, about a year and a half.
When we were in kindergarten, we were allowed to be on TV as amateurs.
It was fast, wasn't it? Being on TV and all that.
Okay, I'll stop.
It's over.
I don't know what it means.
What?
Call Hoto-chan.
Hoto-chan?
I don't know what it means.
What does it say?
I want you to go home quickly.
What is this?
Who is this?
I think someone is here.
But Hoto-chan called you.
Hoto-chan, wake up.
I'm up.
"Drop"?
It can't be helped.
Can I go back for now?
It's okay.
You can go home after you drop this.
You can't even drop it.
I don't know what it means.
It was fast.
Are you reading it?
I'm reading it.
Why am I reading it?
What should you do to become popular among girls?
I see.
This is mine.
Why are you reading it?
Because...
I don't want you to say it.
I don't want you to say it unless it's true.
It's not funny.
What's wrong?
It's not funny at all.
It's not funny.
I'm grateful for being able to say it like this.
I'm grateful for my partner.
Mr. Kotohara, you should be grateful for your partner.
What should you do to become popular among girls?
That's me.
How do you feel?
I was in first grade in elementary school.
That's right.
I haven't heard you say it before, but I've heard you say it since I was in elementary school.
I'd like to know what you should do and how you should deal with it.
What?
I was surprised.
Mr. Hanako didn't show any solution and did whatever he wanted to do.
After this, Mr. Hanako did something ridiculous.
It's dangerous.
Are you okay?
You're cool.
Where is Mr. Hanako going?
Where is he going?
Amane-chan!
Is Amane-chan calling you?
Who is it?
Amane-chan!
Amanda's injury is definitely different.
She can't come back for free.
She's injured and burned.
Everyone is waiting for you.
I can't sleep.
What?
I can't do it anymore.
What do you mean you can't do it anymore?
Amane-chan, can you sleep next to me?
I can't sleep next to you.
Amane-chan!
Excuse me!
Please!
Excuse me!
What's wrong?
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
You're very strong!
I'm sorry.
What's wrong?
I fell.
Why did you make such a room?
I'm sorry.
Aren't those panties you're wearing?
Teacher!
Aren't those panties you're wearing?
Go to the left!
Why did you make such a room?
Teach here!
Teacher!
Teacher! Teacher! Please!
Please answer our problems.
We're already in that state.
Teacher!
What's wrong?
I'm scared.
Good luck, teacher!
What's going on?
It's been 15 minutes since we started recording, and we're already down.
It's become difficult for the teacher to read, too.
From now on, Miyasako will read out the problems.
Now, what are the next problems?
Teacher, isn't this something you can solve with a long relationship?
I still get nervous in front of the downtown people.
Who wrote this?
It's Udo-chan.
Teacher, you're in a long relationship with the downtown people. What should you do?
What should I do?
Why are you still nervous?
Yes, I'm still nervous.
Why don't you think I'm stupid?
That's a little...
Teacher, you've been thinking like that for a long time.
Stupid is stupid.
But it might be solved in one week.
But it's still...
The downtown people can think that Fage is stupid.
It's finally starting to look like a problem consultation.
But there was an unexpected development waiting for them!
I...
I've never been in a variety show like this.
Teacher, you're in a drama now.
I'm in a drama and I'm so excited.
What's the role of this drama?
It's a youkai role.
Listen, everyone!
I've been worried about it lately.
Can you tell me about it?
I'm over 30 years old.
I want to be an actress.
But I don't have a job as an actress.
I finally came to youkai.
Youkai?
Why are you laughing?
I'm serious!
Please tell me about it.
Youkai?
I'm also interested in killing fish.
What does that mean?
Director, please wait.
Director?
You don't like staff here, do you?
Why?
Because I hate cheese.
Where is your favorite staff?
Staff who eat a lot.
I won't tell you that!
Staff who eat a lot.
I won't tell you that!
It's you, teacher!
He had a toothache.
You have a burning neck!
You are strong.
Good night.
You are strong!
You are strong.
You have a toothache.
What is this?
Don't run away.
- What's up? - Let's go back for now.
- Yes, yes. - Let's go.
- Let's carry this somewhere. - Yes.
- Is this okay? - Is this okay?
- Well, then... - Good night.
- Good night.
- Will someone sleep with me? - Huh?
- Yes! - My head hurts!
Huh? Is this really over?
- This is bad. - This is bad.
- I'm a zombie! - I'm a zombie!
Mr. Tanako, thank you very much for today.
Tonight is Hito Matsumoto's Memorial Birthday!
On Matsumoto's 44th birthday, 44 well-known people from all walks of life have come!
Oh, thank you!
Surprise presents from surprise guests are exploding!
As Matsumoto's physical strength is steadily being taken away,
there are only 28 people left out of 44!
More and more intense guests will appear!
There is no time to breathe, and a fierce second half begins!
Wow!
Seriously!
Wow!
I don't think this is a joke!
Now, let's start the second half of the shocking video series!
1981, Mr. Matsumoto is 18 years old.
Mr. Matsumoto, who had a job at a printing factory,
was trying to find a job as a salaryman in this city.
Japan was in a big explosion.
Wow!
This is amazing!
1.34 million ruby rings were sold in Terawakera.
It was an explosive hit.
And now, the program "Oretachi Hyoukin Zoku" has started.
Popularity exploded.
So, today, "Oretachi Hyoukin Zoku" sent us a person to congratulate us.
Who is it?
He's really careful about things like this.
He's laughing a lot.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was just saying that.
What is it?
I said I'd wait for my tie.
It's in my tie.
The black one.
Anyway, congratulations on winning.
No, I didn't win.
Oh, it's your birthday!
Yes, it's my birthday.
Oh, I'm sorry.
To celebrate it...
Yes.
44 gags.
To celebrate it.
No, not that many.
No, no.
Do you have a shorter one?
It's okay.
You don't have to worry about it.
Can you hold this for me?
Can I just hold it?
Yes.
If it's going to take too long...
No, no.
I'll do it right away.
Yes.
What is it?
It's in.
Wow, you're 52 years old.
It's a robe.
A robe.
It's cute.
I knew it! You were pulling it!
I was surprised.
(Laughter)
I'm sorry. I can't do it.
Do you have another one?
Congratulations for now!
Wait!
It's the first time for me to do it myself.
Everyone does it from here.
No, it's okay for me.
I'm this kind of person.
(Laughter)
Couldn't you do it better?
(Laughter)
We've never seen this kind of scene before!
In 1987, Hitoshi Matsumoto was 24 years old.
He had a big break in the legendary show "Yoji desu yo oda".
This year, he rushed up to Stardom.
The biggest news in the entertainment world was the disbandment of Unenco Club.
In light of such big news,
20-year-old Sabbers began to look for a way to become an entertainer.
Today, such friends of Mimura rushed up to Matsumoto to congratulate him.
(Music)
These are Mimura's friends!
Here they come!
This is the most troublesome one.
They caught up!
(Laughter)
This is the most troublesome one.
Excuse me!
This is AKB48!
Thank you very much.
Happy birthday!
Thank you very much.
Since you like young girls, let's play together while taking a skinship with us!
No, I'm fine.
This is a little tough, isn't it?
Are we dancing?
You guys are pretty strong.
Yeah.
I can't do anything.
First of all, let's have some fun!
See you soon!
Good evening!
We are AKB48!
Happy birthday to you!
Today, while taking a skinship,
let's play together!
No, I'm fine with it.
I'm fine with it.
Wait, this is hard.
Are we dancing?
You guys are pretty strong.
What can you do?
First of all, let's have a fun party!
Yeah!
Matsu-chan is our ribbon team!
Yeah!
Matsu-chan is our strawberry team!
Yeah!
Then I'll go with the ribbon.
You did it!
I don't know why, but I said ribbon.
OK, first flower, start!
One, two...
Happy flower, first flower
I want you to hold it
I won't give it to you
I want you to hold it
I won't give it to you
I want you to hold it
Wow!
When will this end?
Wow!
That's right!
Then...
What do you want to do, Matcha?
I do have something I want to do, but...
I can't say it in your room...
Everyone, let's have fun!
Yes!
Then...
Would you like to play "Oshikura Manji" with us?
This is amazing!
One, two...
Oshikura Manji! Oshikura Manji! Oshikura Manji!
What's going on?
Unfortunately, it seems like the time has come.
That's right.
I'm sorry.
I'll ride it.
Bye-bye!
She left it behind.
I don't know what's going on.
She's just doing it.
She's riding it like this.
She's doing it over and over again.
In 1991, Hitoshi Matsumoto was 28 years old.
It was a year when a national star became a hot topic.
Chuno Fuji, a national star who won his 31st championship,
was 18 years old at the time.
Later, he was defeated by Takano Hana and decided to retire.
My physical strength is at its limit.
Miyazawa Rie, a national beauty, released "Santa Fe", a shocking nude photo album.
Matsumoto also became a big hit with "God's Way" kanji.
Regular appearances of "Laugh and Be Good" also started.
He became a national popular person.
So, today, he, who appeared in "Be Good" with us as a regular, came to us.
Who was it?
Look!
A side break!
A side break.
Sixteen years ago, we used to do it together.
Right?
We used to carry each other on our backs and do it.
Is that so?
Well, we didn't carry each other on our backs.
That's true, but...
But, you know, we're in different generations now.
How about doing it together with me?
Right? I want to do it.
A combination is fine too, but...
Right?
Even a manzai.
Right.
So, first of all, I want you to do "Let's do it together!"
I tried "It doesn't matter" earlier, but...
At that time, I still haven't healed from that wound.
That's why you can't do it.
You have to say "Japanese" more yourself.
Anyway, you can't do it at all.
I'll give you my gang.
So, for example...
Hey, Roo-san, let me break it.
What is it, Macchan?
I'll break it and put it in a stick.
Just by changing it...
I'll break it and put it in a stick.
You explained it.
You explained the gag.
Should we say it?
Macchan, say something funny.
What is it, suddenly?
I'll break it and put it in a stick.
It's good!
It's wonderful!
It's like it's starting.
It's really good.
I'll give you that.
So, I'm sorry, but...
Next time, it's a manzai or a comedy.
A combination of "Roo" and "Hitoshi".
So, since it's you, Macchan...
Can I say "maru"?
"Maru"?
With Matsumoto's "ma" and "ru"...
"Maru"?
Yes, "maru".
Maru desu!
Say it like that.
Won't you do it?
I won't do it, right?
Why do you hide yourself like that?
That's your worst part!
Roo-san, thank you very much for the mochi gag present!
Once again, Matsumoto's "mini" third class!
In 1993, Matsumoto was 30 years old.
This year, when Matsumoto's genius sense of humor became more and more oily,
everyone in Japan was excited!
In the just-opened day league, the number of fans spread like wildfire.
In Bisco's Juliana, Tokyo, one-year-old bodycon gal was shaking her waist at a snack stand.
Just like that, in 1993...
The one dancing on TV all the time...
...was this person!
Masuboto was turning 30 years old in 1993.
One dancing on TV all the time...
...was this person!
Happy Birthday!
Birthday!
Birthday! Please make this as my birthday present!
It's not just a present!
Please dance with me on the stage!
Let's do it!
I've prepared the best steps!
You're so motivated!
Let's do it!
Raise your right leg like this and say "Ore!"
One, two...
When you say "Ore..."
Raise your leg like this and say "Give me 10 yen!"
Raise your leg like this and say "Ore..."
Give me 10 yen!
You have to do it while singing!
Five, six...
Ore ni juu en choudai na...
You're injured.
One, two...
Dance lesson ends here!
Ore ni juu en choudai na...
I'll come visit you again!
Until then...
Wait for me!
He's been doing this for 10 years.
That's amazing!
He's exhausted.
Kanata...
Kanata, wake up.
He's tired.
Next up is Matsumoto's healing time!
1995, Matsumoto Hitoshi, 32 years old.
Matsumoto's first essay and novel became a huge best- seller and earned a lot of money in this year.
At the conference, Wakataka won the championship and had the world's first brother competition.
It moved everyone in Japan.
One of the brothers who was born in the middle of the Wakataka boom rushed to Matsumoto's celebration.
To a mysterious world.
We too will go to a mysterious world.
Yes!
Delina!
Nya!
Yes!
You've grown up a little!
She's grown up.
Well then!
I'll use a symbol and cast a spell!
Yes!
I'll keep breaking it!
I see.
It's fine as long as you're watching, right?
You've grown up!
Yes!
I'll cut it into small pieces!
Excuse me!
Yes!
Here we go!
Yes!
Here we go!
One, two...
Tejina!
Nya!
Yes!
Matsumoto!
Happy birthday!
Okay, next! Wait for me!
Yes!
What's up? What's up?
Are you okay?
Yes!
She said bye-bye.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Te-ri-na-nya!
Oh!
Wow!
Hmm...
What's up? What's up?
What's up?
Oh!
Wow!
Oh!
Oh! She's not here.
Wow!
Yes!
What's up?
Can you dance?
You can't go up like that!
Oh! She's in!
Yes!
Oh!
Yes!
Okay then, Matsumoto-san!
Yes!
Please help me!
Oh, yes!
Please...
... expand this autumn!
Yes, yes!
Oh!
Yes!
Oh!
Yes!
Please go to the middle.
Ah, could it be...
One, two...
Te-ji-na-nya!
Let's do it one more time!
Here we go! One, two...
Te-ji-na-nya!
Thank you!
She's so small!
Matsumoto's Magic Show for Himself!
Thank you very much!
At last, Matsumoto's biggest crisis has arrived!
2000, Matsumoto Hitoshi, 37 years old.
This year, Matsumoto played his first role in a drama with a legendary teacher.
But how about making up with friends?
That's not violence, it's confirmation of friendship!
Such 2000 was a year when women were strong!
In the Olympic Games, Yawara-chan won gold and gold medals at least!
Yawara-chan?
Furthermore, in the women's marathon, Kyu-chan won gold medals for the first time in the Japanese track and field world!
Such 2000 years...
Even in the third crisis of cars crashing into each other,
the strongest woman who said she was more depressed about cars
rushed to Matsumoto's celebration!
Is it a big one?
Really?
That's the only one we have.
What?
A coat?
From now on, we will provide you with the sponsors you see.
The strongest woman in the entertainment world has come to celebrate Masumoto's arrival.
- Is that so? - Really?
That's the only thing we have.
- Eh? - Really?
- Could it be? - I wonder.
Good morning!
Thank you!
My eyes are already...
Are you married?
I'm sorry!
Thank you!
- Wow! - Congratulations!
I'm sorry!
Wow!
It's a god date.
- But I'm married. - Eh? Really?
- I'm doing this myself. - Ah, I'm sorry!
- Wow! - I'm married!
That's amazing!
- Sit down. - Ah, yes.
Sit down?
Sit down and do it!
After this, Masumoto will never forget...
...this terrible event!
- Wait! - It's your birthday!
- Yes, yes. - Of course it's not, but I'm very busy right now.
- Ah, of course it's not. - It's your 40th anniversary this year.
Have you ever celebrated anything for me?
No, I haven't...
How do you feel about it?
How do you feel about it? Express it in words.
Ah, that's right.
I'm always thinking about it.
Everyone is kissing you, so kiss me for my 40th anniversary.
What's with that "hehehe"?
Is that so?
But when I kiss you...
...doesn't it look really dirty?
- Do you want to try it? - Two shots?
- Do you want to try it? - For real? - Yes, yes.
- With a celebration. - Yes.
- Happy birthday. - For real? - Yes.
- It's already spicy! - Yes!
- It's not spicy at all! - It's not spicy at all!
- For real? - Yes.
It's so strong!
- Wait a minute! - It's strong!
- Wait a minute! I'll do it! I'll do it! - What is it?
- I'll prepare my heart for it. - What preparation?
Hurry up and go home!
Wait a minute! Your breath is in your mouth!
- Where is it? - Isn't it your cheek?
Who does their cheeks like that?
"Like that"?
It's in my mouth!
- For real? - Yes.
- It's a little scary. - What is it?
It's like a disposer.
If you smash it here, it'll dry out!
It'll dry out!
Here I go!
Oh my god!
Wow!
Wait a minute!
What do you mean "wow"?
No, it's not like that!
I didn't do it as I expected!
Wait a minute!
That's not how you say it!
You idiot!
He's not like his character!
Well, but...
Well, congratulations!
No, thank you so much!
Thank you so much!
Well, I'm going home now!
No, thank you!
I'm really going home!
Hey, um...
Until you get there...
Say "Betty Woman"!
Oh, "Betty Woman"!
Richard!
Oh, like this?
Yes!
Well, goodbye, everyone!
Wow!
Goodbye!
Bye-bye!
This is amazing!
Wow!
Mr. Akko...
Thank you for your wonderful memories that will never disappear!
Will Matsumoto finally give up?!
2003.
Oh, he's up!
Matsumoto is one year old and 40 years old.
Has he suddenly wanted to live longer?
Matsumoto, who was a heavy smoker, has started playing this year.
Nakajima Miyuki's "Star on Earth" and SMACK's "Only One Flower in the World" have been a big hit.
Meanwhile, in America, Eminem and other aggressive singers have been dissing their opponents.
And tonight, Eminem's Japanese fans have come to congratulate them.
2003, 40 years old Masumoto Hitoshi.
This year, Eminem and other aggressive singers like Eminem diss their opponents.
Rapper is very popular.
So, tonight, Eminem from Japan came to cheer for us.
This is crazy.
I don't know what to do with this.
This is very difficult.
They may diss us.
Who are these people?
Are you dissing Nerima?
What?
Are you dissing Nerima?
No, I'm not.
Nerima's rapper group Nerima the Fucker, which was supported by Tsuyoshi of Nakagawa Prefecture during his stay in Berlin.
Boss' and D.o.'s way of speaking has also become a hot topic.
It's good, right?
I know, right?
After the broadcast of this famous song, Nerima seems to be whistling on the street.
What does Nerima's "N" mean?
It's a sign that only our friends can give out.
We're Nerima the Fuckers from N-town Nerima.
You know us, right?
Yes, I do.
I'm Bey4k.
It's my first time meeting you.
Bey4k.
Nice to meet you.
It's your birthday today.
To show my gratitude, I'd like to invite you to Nerima the Fucker's party.
That's fine with me.
That's a "dis".
Is it "dis"?
It's not "dis".
It's "dis".
D.o., here's what I'd like to say.
I'd like to invite you to Nerima the Fucker's party.
What do you think?
Easy, man.
That was awesome.
Look, I'm telling you to get along with him, so at least shake hands with my boss.
You dogs, man.
Nerima the Fucker.
Since it's my birthday today, I'm here to rap.
Listen, man.
Kuso medete.
Dogs no birthday.
Rap de iwau ze.
Happy Birthday!
Matsumoto men.
Hitoshi men.
Matsumoto men.
Ryutan Saikou men.
Happy Birthday!
You know that, men?
Happy Birthday!
You know that, men?
Nerima the Fucker, men.
We have to go home now.
We'll be back, men.
Thank you.
You dogs, can you hear me, homies? We are Nerima the Fucker!
Can you hear me, homies? We are Nerima the Fucker!
Your fingers are upside down, men!
What are you doing?
Can you hear me, homies? We are Nerima the Fucker!
That was awesome!
Maybe it's stuck in your chest?
It's like a dream.
It's shaking.
It's coming out.
It's stronger than I thought.
It's stronger than I thought, but it's amazing.
It's shaking a lot.
Wow, that's amazing.
It's shaking a lot.
It was the other way around.
It's shaking a lot.
It's shaking a lot, man!
It's shaking a lot.
So far, we have 43 guests.
There is only one person left out of 44 guests.
The last guest we will talk about is that man.
We've been sharing memories together for 44 years.
You two don't have a chance with us, do you?
That's not true.
No, no, no.
This is the most...
Actually, you guys are the last guest.
Even Mr. Matsumoto is happy about this.
No, no, no.
Let's make it a little longer.
Really?!
This is the worst!
Like this, the last guest is decided by the teamwork of the members!
Finally, the precious downtown two-shot will come true!
What kind of conversation will they have?
2007, Hitoshi Matsumoto, 44 years old.
He finally celebrated his 44th birthday, overcoming both hard and sad times.
In the end, only this man will come to an end.
I can't move at all.
I know this song.
Life is dark.
Finally, the precious two-shot of downtown will be realized.
What kind of conversation will they have?
Hitoshi Matsumoto, 44 years old.
He has overcome both good and bad times and finally welcomed his 44th birth.
Finally, only this man will come to an end.
Only this man will come to an end.
I can't move at all.
I know this song.
Life is dark.
I can't move at all.
I'm relieved.
No, no.
It's fine, but why do you look like that?
It's like you have a basic look like that.
They're going to return it. You're the last one.
Wow, I wonder what it is.
This is the last one.
Forty-four.
Are you going to light all of them now?
No, I'll blow out the candles.
It's annoying even with a picture.
If you just put it in the middle, it's like a picture.
It's something fresh.
It's amazing that you two are talking like this.
No, no, no, no, no.
Put it all in.
No, it's okay.
Just in the middle.
Yes, please.
Wow!
You put in a lot of candles!
What is this?
It's nothing.
What kind of birthday is it?
It's weird.
Like this, Hito Matsumoto's 44th birthday was blessed by 44 guests and it became an unforgettable day.
The rapper was tough.
To be honest, we all got older.
I don't know what to say.
I really don't like it.
Congratulations.
And finally...
We got your name and your cell phone number.
This one?
Yes.
We will show you a precious shot after this.
Next time on "Rinkan"...
I'm getting a divorce.
Mr. Kawazumi, I have your car number and your cell phone number.
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News from Rinkan!
The well-known official cell phone site "Rinkan Box"!
From now on, you can download Matsumoto Birthday's street reception image and Shindonda-kei's chuck voice!
As you can see, how to access it is...
It's like you're in a movie village.