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The Gay Men's Big Sports Day will be held!
In a life-and-death battle between super heroes...
The Japanese will become miraculous witnesses!
"Rincan" two-hour special airs tonight at 9pm!
This summer, the heatwave continues!
One more time!
The battle of gay men hotter than the summer sun!
The Rincan Big Sports Day in midsummer will be held!
The battle of gay men hotter than the summer sun!
At the end of the month, a touching drama awaits!
Dondake!
In addition, "Dondake!" storms will blow up!
What are you doing?!
That's all for now. Thank you for watching.
A new match to aim for victory beyond one's own strength, endurance, and mental strength without any aim at all.
Entertainers Big Sports Day
A total of 46 entertainers will be divided into seniors over the age of 36 and middle-aged under the age of 35.
Don't lose to young people. Let's go, seniors! Let's work together!
Entry of players
First of all, it is the entrance of Shoro-gumi.
Players have entered cheerfully in battle against downtown of Shoro-gumi captain.
Average age is 39.3 years old.
At work, you are missing the most important team.
Everyone of the older brother team, do your best not to get injured!
Next is the entrance of middle-aged group.
Players of middle-aged group, captain's good children, and 35-year-olds are proudly putting their chests out in battle.
Average age is 32.1 years old.
Everyone of the 23 people who are the brightest in their lives now, do your best as much as you can!
Everyone, stop!
Players, Shoro-gumi captain, downtown, Hamada-kun, Matsumoto-kun, take your feet forward!
Hamada-kun!
Sensei! We entertainers take up sportsmanship and swear to fight fair and square!
Shoro-gumi captain, Hamada-san!
Hamada-kun, Matsumoto-san, who was fired up yesterday for the first time in a while!
That's no good!
Preparation exercise! P.E. class! Nakamoto Koji!
Let's do our best! Open your hands wide!
Nakamoto Koji, who was good at physical exercise without worrying about anything with "the drifters", came to the preparation exercise!
Then, music, start!
Raise your arms!
Raise your arms from the front and start with the flying slalom exercise!
That's a luxurious attitude!
Raise your arms!
That's a luxurious attitude!
Knee kick!
Wait! Wait! Sensei!
Nakamoto-san, you forgot something!
What? It's okay!
Sensei, are you okay?
If you say that, I'll forget it next time!
Turn your arms!
That's not good!
What? Sensei!
What's wrong with you, Sensei?
Okay, music! Turn your arms and elbows!
What's next?
What?
Sensei, you forgot about us!
You're good!
Okay, arms! Arms from here!
No way!
Apparently, Nakamoto forgot about radio exercise!
So...
It's very hard to understand, so I'll change it to exercises that are easier to understand!
Please do as I do!
First...
Raise your elbows!
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Okay, let's do it together!
Three!
It's eight o'clock!
Everyone, gather around!
That's it!
Okay, let's go to the next one!
What?
It didn't stretch at all!
First of all, for those of you who love money, we have prepared cash in exchange for medals!
For each competition, for first place players, 5000 yen!
For second place players, 2000 yen!
For third place players...
In group competition, the winning team will receive 30,000 yen gold medal!
Players, aim for at least one gold medal!
This time, money medals have been prepared for the entertainers' motivation.
The medals vary in rank.
In the end, the team with the highest total prize money wins!
Contestants, come on up!
Here is the program for this summer's Entertainers' Motivation.
A total of six events will be held.
Will the winning team be a professional team that has a longer career, or a middle-aged team with young strength?
Then, for the first event...
we will have a 200-meter race!
200 meters!
For each race, two people from each group will participate in the 200-meter race.
A total of four people will participate in two races.
And now...
I will announce the members of the group!
Fujiwara Fujimoto-kun!
Miyasako-kun!
Satao-san!
Satao-san will do his best!
Tetsu and Tomo!
Tetsu-kun!
Ide and Rokyo-kun!
Don't be serious, you *******!
The representatives of the solo team are...
The fastest in the entertainment world, RIDERAKKYOYA.
FUJIMOTO, who was in the track and field team, and others.
And...
The middle schoolers...
OGIYAHAGI...
and OGIKUN!
"THE" CHARAMPLAN... FUJIMARA KEN!
In addition, "THE" CHARAMPLAN INOMOTO and...
...chairman KOUMOTO were selected for IDA TEN as representatives of middle schoolers.
- You're fast! - Really?!
- You're that fast?! - Yes!
- You're really fast! - Really?!
The middle schoolers to watch are...
...the "THE" CHARAMPLAN INOMOTO with a 50m 6.1s record!
As you can see from the combination of each race...
...the second race, "IDERACCHIO VS INOMOTO" will be a battle of new-age speed!
Athlete IDERACCHIO...
...what will he show us in his 47th year?!
What will IDERACCHIO show us in IDA TEN, a 200m race held in Entenka?!
New-age friendship!
IDERACCHIO!
Don't give up!
Home is more important than results.
I will start the 200m race.
I'm a little nervous.
Go for it!
First race, who will wear the goal tape at the top?
First race has started.
Race is from 3rd corner to 4th corner!
Go! Go! Go! Get you out of here!
Hiyah!
Parkours for 1st race is nearing...
Fujimoto.
With long time training in athletes club, he's useless with feet while raising up his arms and reaching the final goal!
Next, Sure punch 200m run is reversed!
What is Ideracchio's driving like with many speed legends?
The first course is Shalogni-Kinneck.
Stop the Ideracchio and race in the forest.
Wow!
The second course is 100m race.
The athlete Ideracchio is running 100m in 10 seconds.
About the position...
Go!
The second race starts!
This is the second race of the 200m race.
The comedians are not far behind the 47-year-old audience.
The last race is a long and difficult goal.
On this day, a new page has been engraved in the legend of idyllic life.
And there is something strange about Miyasako who scored at the reunion.
Huh? Huh?
Brother! Brother! Did you get hurt somewhere?!
No, no! My legs! My legs are in trouble!
No, no, no! My legs are in trouble!
What's wrong?! What's wrong?!
I was supported by a little girl!
I was supported by a little girl in elementary school!
The 200m roundabout is hard for middle-aged comedians.
What is that?
Oh, Fujiwara!
What's wrong?
Your face...
No...
Your face...
I was wondering if I should stop in the middle.
200m, right?
Running and taking off your clothes is enough for you?
You're talking too much!
But I don't think so at all!
After the first race, surprisingly, the first team is in the lead.
Wait a minute!
Komo-san!
Wait!
Komo-san!
You're too cute!
You're mean!
You look like you're rolling!
Wow, this is tough!
You're slow!
I want you to say that, but it's sunny, so I won't say it!
Today, the highest temperature is 37.8 degrees Celsius.
In the scorching sun, the entertainers' physical strength is being taken away.
Meanwhile...
For the next race...
All of you, stand in a line...
All of you, gather in front of the entrance gate!
Once they head for the entrance gate...
Right there...
Before the race, both teams spread their hot flames.
Why did you do that?
Because I love you!
What are you doing?!
I'm sorry, my wife! I'm sorry!
What do you want to do?!
What are you doing?!
But...
He's a friend of mine!
That's right, that's right!
The draw is a one-on-one battle.
The first team to reach three wins is victorious.
The entertainers, who have turned their heads away from the fight, gather in front of a single rope.
Are we going to lose?!
Hamada-kun, Matsumoto-kun, are you okay?!
Please do your best!
I'll do my best!
Can you not make fun of me?!
Well then, we'll begin the draw!
The big ones are taking turns, right?!
Good position!
Is everyone ready?!
Put your head down and say "O.S."!
Ready...
O.S.!
"O.S."!
That's disgusting!
(Screaming)
No!
(Laughing)
Stop!
That's dangerous!
(Laughing)
What is that?
It's a cave!
(Laughing)
You guys are the only ones who can't do it!
You can do it!
It's the last round! Hang in there!
Hang in there!
The low-downness of downtown has stopped completely, and the band is defeated.
Next is the second round!
Let's win one more time!
Let's win two in a row!
Let's go without giving up!
Now, the second round begins!
Come on, come on, come on!
Oh, stop it! I'm pulling you!
You're fast!
Put it back! Put it back!
Don't say that! Don't say that!
Put it back! Put it back!
You're dirty!
That's a dirty way of doing it!
Get out of the way!
On your marks...
Get set...
Go!
No way! No way! No way!
Go up! Go up!
At that moment, the team becomes one and takes the lead.
But...
Go up! Go up!
Wait a minute!
Downtown just gave up!
Hamada-san's shorts are big, so you can't see my golden ball.
Hamada-kun, Matsumoto-kun, please push a little more!
Damn it!
Shodou-club is out of stamina due to too fast pace.
Without further ado, Shodou-club's captain Matsumoto goes out for a strategy change.
Wait a minute! First of all, turn around!
On the contrary, a strong person!
Like Numata!
Numata!
What are you doing?
It stinks! It stinks!
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Don't do it!
A strong woman who keeps her team together with fearless men.
This is how they face their third draw!
The third round starts now!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
Shodou-club is back in the game!
On your marks...
Get set...
Go! Go! Go! Go!
For the winning ten-year-old team...
We'll give you 30,000 yen of money medals!
Miyasato died! Miyasato died!
Ten-year-old team wins!
Let's do it!
Hey, you! You have no right to say that!
With all-out force, the ten-year-old team wins!
That's right!
The temperature continues to rise!
As expected of the old men's team...
The entertainers who are sick continue to go out...
Without any choice, they have to take a break.
Their stamina is different.
They're a little tired at first.
In the second half, they didn't lose at all!
They're really good!
They were crying in the tent!
They're young people, after all.
In contrast to the ten-year-old team's tent...
They're young entertainers who can't even speak in the heat.
And...
Five minutes later...
Break!
Time's up!
I've never seen you all together like this!
Is there something wrong with that kid?
He's skinny!
He's a man's kid!
The next game is...
Two-man triathlon!
That's dangerous!
Two-man triathlon!
I'll announce the players who will compete in the triathlon!
That's dangerous!
Two people and three people will choose two pairs for each race.
In other words, it will be a race with a total of four pairs and eight people.
Two races will be held.
The competitors are...
Shoro-gumi Degawa-ten!
Good work!
Among the Shoro-gumi, which have long racing history,
theyar chosen are...
Also...
Downtown Hamada-kun!
Downtown Matsumoto-ken!
It's a combination!
Seriously!
Here are the representatives of the middle-aged group!
Paying attention is the combination formed in 1925!
"Downtown's Double Triceps"!
Meanwhile, specialists of the middle-aged group have been selected!
And...
These eight people have grown up!
Paying attention is Shimada-fusai, who is married for 16 years!
What kind of passionate battle will unfold?
Hiro, you don't have to move anymore.
The popcorn behind you is getting cold!
It's a tank in the fridge!
A combination formed in 1925!
"Downtown's Double Triceps"!
Shimada-fusai, who is married for 16 years!
Which love will win?
"Downtown's Double Triceps"!
Miyamoto! Tanning Takeyama!
- Takeyama and Mizuno, is it okay? - Yes.
- You can't do that. - I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
All pairs are in first place.
Who will win?
Ready...
Start!
Shougiku!
Mizuki-kun pair!
It's perfect!
Good job!
As you can see, the first race of the double trike has arrived.
The first race is Shouji Tasaki and Peon with close results in photo evaluation.
Double trike selection, second race.
Choshu-Karaki-kun pair!
Second race, Hamada-kun-Matsumoto-kun pair!
Third race, Shimanami-sai!
Fourth race, Tokyo-kun-Nakayama-kin, Chiyoshi-kun pair!
One, two, three...
What are you doing?
That's right.
What are you doing?
The bond between the two of them is unbreakable.
This overwhelming team is nine people.
How far can the other pairs compete?
On your marks...
Get set...
Two people, three cars, second race!
A bond that has been tied since childhood.
The downtown duo of 25 years.
The other pairs have no choice but to clash with each other.
On your marks...
Get set...
Matsumoto-kun! You're not moving at all!
You're not moving at all!
You did your best!
But you were always like...one, two...
You were always like...one, two...
Here is the second race of the two-man triathlon.
Downtown. They are weak and regrettable, but they are in third place.
The morning of the Great American Genin Movement Day is over.
There are only three races left.
I'm sick of it.
I can't do it.
I'm tired!
I can't do anything.
I've been saying it in Thailand since the beginning.
I can't do it.
Even now, it's hard for me.
If you can't do it in the middle of the race, you should speed up.
But you were always like that.
Where is your wife?
All participants go to a medical tent.
Where is your wife?
She is over there.
She is on her knees.
When she was kneeling, her face looked like an old woman.
The entertainer's big sports meeting is divided into elementary school students and middle school students.
After this, they will enter the community where a further fierce battle is expected.
We will go in for lunch break from now on!
What?
Everyone, eat your lunch slowly and gather later!
Yes!
Medical tent is amazing.
A large amount of energy supply is essential for a lunch lunch box is prepared for the tent.
Then...
Wow! What is that?
What?
Who is there?
What?
Hey!
She is calling you!
The people waving their hands and waiting for us are Fujiwara and Shinagawa.
Shinagawa and Fujiwara!
What?
Shinagawa and Fujiwara!
Wow!
What are you doing?
What is that?
Oh, lunch box!
Lunch box!
Are you making it?
What is that lunch box?
Are you making it?
Fujiwara's lunch box is his beloved son's favorite shrimp and a lot of sausages.
Paranishi's lunch box is his son's strength- consuming eel.
Shinagawa's lunch box is Shinagawa's love-filled fried chicken.
Wow! This is Tetsuya! Tetsuya's wife!
Wow!
She is cute.
Marilon's wife!
Begawa's wife is a rice ball lunch box filled with love.
Alino's wife, even though she's pregnant,
made a lot of fried chicken and fried eggs, which are perfect for summer.
On top of that, Koumoto's wife made a rice ball lunch box filled with love.
Yumiko, who's been away for a while, got up early and made this lunch box.
And Tetsu and Tomo, who are Tetsu's wife, prepared this much food for Yumiko, who eats a lot of food.
Wait a minute! What are you doing with this rotten thing?!
When you're tired, you can eat something sweet.
This girl is sweet!
It's sour!
Both of them are sour!
I'll put it on for you.
It's sour!
It's sour, you idiot!
It's sour!
Your hairstyle is like...
What's this?
This is...
Tuna...
Tuna?
Put some tuna in the bed!
It's sour!
Matsumoto-san, please fix it!
Fix it!
It's sour! It's sour!
It's really sour!
Put some more tuna in it!
Anatago-san!
Put some more tuna in it!
Be careful!
It's sour!
Me?
Why me?
Give me a hug!
It's hard!
Good-bye!
The entertainers enjoyed all of the bentos they made and recovered their strength.
It's burning!
Why do you drink hot tea?!
It's very hot!
It's not hot tea. It's Matsumoto-san's first drink.
Is it good?
Besides, it's just a normal hot tea with nothing special in it!
What's up with you?!
When you drink hot tea, you become weak.
I'm sorry. It's hot, isn't it?!
It's hot, isn't it?!
It's really hot!
Matsumoto-san, did you decide where you're going to drink it?
Here?
That's enough!
Don't touch me!
While the temperature didn't seem to go down at all, comedians were brought into the office one by one.
Even that comedian-specific athlete.
Are you okay? I'm sorry.
I'm 47 years old and it's painful.
That's what you said at the beginning, right?
I tied you up like you were fighting with Anna.
Wow!
Koumoto is crazy! His face is crazy!
Come to think of it, we didn't see Koumoto.
Well, well, this is reality.
I see. That's why most of the famous bentos didn't go down.
I bought them myself.
And like this, the day-off is over.
In the afternoon...
A big showdown.
Obstacle race.
And the main event, team competition relay is waiting.
Wait, wait, wait, everyone!
Dano-san, you have a cigarette in your mouth.
Kouji Nakamoto, you have a cigarette in your mouth.
Before we start the afternoon showdown...
What afternoon showdown?
We will announce the halfway result of the first half.
And now, we will announce the halfway result of the afternoon showdown.
Which team is in the lead?
Here is the amount of money each team has earned.
In the morning...
A fiery showdown.
Both teams are exhausted.
Which team is in the lead?
Here is the amount of money each team has earned.
55,000 yen.
So far, middle-aged teams have an overwhelming lead.
Elderly teams have more than double the difference.
Will there be a comeback for elderly teams?
"Afternoon Club" of fate is about to begin.
"Afternoon Club" first event is "big ball rolling".
In each team's first race, four people will compete in two races.
In the final third race, everyone will compete in a race.
I now announce the participants.
"Summers" Mimura.
"Afternoon Club" Kotohara.
"Udo" Suzuki.
"Summers" Mimura.
"Afternoon Club" "big ball rolling" Koro.
Here are the weights of eight members of the inaugural team.
Can they roll the ball as far as possible?
Can they roll it from "middle aged club" as well?
Can eight people who can fly an aerosol can join "middle aged club"?
As you can see, can the members of "middle aged club" roll the ball with their hands?
With this "big ball rolling", both teams are heated up!
And...
Unexpected "land of birds"!
Now, 16 people have been chosen to join "middle aged club"!
"big ball rolling", first of all, the first round!
How do you do it? Like this?
Over there, over there!
Now, "big ball rolling", start!
Ready...
"big ball rolling", start!
Folding the pattern, big lead! Shara-gumi is good!
Four people roll well with breathing together. First of all, Shara-gumi wins!
Big lead roll! Next, second round!
Get in position!
Ready!
Second race has started! Shara-gumi is fast!
Shara-gumi made big lead roll here!
However, Jiden-gumi made big lead roll here!
- I won! - What are you doing? - I didn't say I won! - That's not fair!
- You shouldn't have been so excited! - What was that?
The winner is Jiden-gumi's team!
Although Mimura's strategy was immature, it didn't have much effect and was easily defeated.
And in the third round, all eight of the teams will roll.
Big lead roll! Final round! Start!
Don't fight at all!
Hey, don't make fun of me!
I'm sorry, but I won't pay you!
After a while, they finally start again!
After this, O-dama Korogashi has developed enormously!
Did you make a big ball float again?
What are you talking about?
The fact that they made a big ball float is a big time loss for Shorou Group.
Then...
One more time!
I'm a little tired.
You can do it!
The loser is the loser!
One more time!
Don't mess with me!
Matsumoto's "one more time" called for a hamon.
The middle-aged group is always on the bench of the elementary school group.
Will it come out here?
Don't mess with me!
You're out of your mind!
Are you serious?
Do you know what I'm doing?
You're out of your mind!
In the end, he didn't do it again.
Odama won the middle-aged group with two wins and one loss.
Stand up!
You're too fast!
It's already chaotic like this.
I have a report.
A pebble got into Degawa's urine.
Who did it?
The next competition is...
obstacle course competition!
You're out of your mind!
The next competition is...
obstacle course competition!
For each race, three people from each team will participate.
A total of six people will participate in two races.
The point is...
how to overcome obstacles...
such as nets, average size and hurdles.
There are two more competitions including this one.
The entertainers who have overcome many obstacles so far...
will challenge the obstacles in front of them.
Do your best!
The first race.
The contestants are...
The first course...
Mario!
I'll do my best!
The second course...
Hotara!
I'll do my best!
The third course...
Danchouden!
I'll do my best!
Danchou is strong!
The fourth course... Amanokun! I'll do my best!
The fifth course... Fujibara prefecture! I'll do my best!
The sixth course... Fujibara prefecture! I'll do my best!
He's not Shoro anymore!
He's an old man!
He's looking forward to the next life!
Who is the entertainer who has the most power to overcome a disability?
Get ready for position!
The first race of disability competition has started!
Everyone will enter the stage!
Danchou!
Danchouden!
What are you doing?
You did it on purpose, didn't you?
I didn't want to see you like this.
In the first race, Danchou Yasuda is in first place.
Otohara Shodou is not even close.
In the second race of obstacle race, who will be the winner?
In the first course...
Hiragi-kun!
In the second course...
Otaki-kun!
Hiragi-kun!
In the third course... Nakagawa Prefecture... Reizu-kun!
In the fourth course... Harajishi-kun!
In the fifth course... Stara-kun!
In the sixth course... Mimata-kun!
You're such a fool!
You're still doing it?
In the sixth course... The two of them will race in glasses.
What kind of race will it be?
The time race has started!
Who will come out in first place?
It's a start!
Everyone in the back, do your best!
You can do it! Do your best!
Do it properly!
You can do it!
Haranishi is in first place, Ohtake is in 3rd place, and Shorougumi's dream has come true.
It's good, it's good. I'm in 1st place. I did it, I did it.
Good job!
Hey!
Thank you!
What?!
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Where did you get hurt?
I'm 45 years old and I'm in good shape.
You used to smell a little.
In many ways.
You were in an escape team.
And now...
It's an emergency!
Ohtake's glasses are gone!
It's over! It's over!
Everyone, please deliver it to the airport!
Thank you!
These five competitions are over.
Both teams have gone beyond their physical limits in this competition.
The final event is...
The next competition is...
Today's main event!
A relay race with 46 performers!
The last match of the middle school class versus high school class is a mixed relay race against a team!
Each of them will race for 100 meters!
The winning team will receive 50,000 yen gold medals!
After this, the performers have forgotten their age and are racing mixedly!
Their minds and bodies are already worn out!
But!
A touching ending awaits for those who have crossed their limits!
Team versus relay!
Performers, enter!
The beginning entertainer and middle entertainer showed us their talents.
The first runners of the beginning group are the drifters, Kogi Nakamoto, who joined us urgently.
Everyone, this is the last lesson for you!
Sell all your energy and do your best!
A passionate entertainer's big sports day.
The main event is team relay.
23 people in both teams and a total of 46 entertainers.
The top runners of the entertainment world who want to laugh more than anyone else and who are better at laughing than anyone else can connect the baton with a serious run without laughing.
It's a century's war left in the history of comedy.
The battle between the first runners of the beginning group, middle runners of the second group, and the first runners of the third group is about to begin!
The team competition has begun!
Nakamoto is leading!
Nakamoto-kun! Middle school class! Shinugawa-kun! Both teams are determined!
The...the...cheranpora...Fujiwara-kun's battle!
Seventh class! Eagle's name! Fourth player!
Get it! Get it!
And then, Shara-o-gami is resurrected!
Tetsuyoshi Nakagawa's unexpected turn of events!
With this, Shara-o-gami's victory is hopeless!
Tetsuyoshi-kun, do your best!
I'll win!
Ten-year-old Shara-o-gami has won more than half of the games!
And then, Shara-o-gami has battled with Inurakyo- kun!
In-year-old Shara-o-gami has battled with Oki-kun!
And then, Shara-o-gami has battled with Edotin!
Edotin is doing his best to chase after Edotin!
In-year-old Shara-o-gami has battled with Fujisaki- market and Fujiwara-kun!
And then, Shara-o-gami has battled with Miyasako- kun!
And then, Oki-kun is chasing after Edotin!
Oki-kun is amazing!
The race has turned around!
Shorou group reverse score!
After this, a baton will be handed over from downtown Hamada to Matsumoto.
This time, Shorou group's Mimura group will lead by half a win or more!
Inoue group will chase up!
And the baton will go to...
Shorou group will chase up!
Damn it! I can't stand it anymore!
Stop it!
I can't stand it anymore!
What do you have to refuse?
Nothing!
On average, they are 39.3 years old.
Hororou and their friends, who don't usually run in the wrong direction, grabbed the baton with care.
It was a miraculous reversal!
Now, we will hold the closing ceremony!
First of all, here is the result announcement!
The middle-aged group and the hororou group, which group earned the most money?
First of all, here is the announcement of the middle-aged group!
From now on, we will provide you with the sponsors you see.
The middle-aged group and the old-aged group which won the total winning money?
First, the middle-aged group's announcement.
The middle-aged group won 83,000 yen.
Next, the old-aged group.
Next, the middle-aged group.
The middle-aged group won by a huge reversal.
One by one, they worked hard for the team.
Their hard-fought determination has elevated the young generation.
If you are chosen by MVP, you will receive a wonderful luxury product.
The MVP of this tournament is...
Shallow Dummy...
Matsumoto Tende!
Mr. Matsumoto will receive a world track and field ticket as a pair!
The car is in good condition!
No, no, no!
Whether or not it will become popular this year, it is...
Dondakei!
Dondakei entertainers have gathered here to talk about their special skills and proud stories!
And tonight, the third episode will unveil it!
Dondakei!
There are some inappropriate things going on in the show, but...
Are you okay today?
I've checked everything today.
I'm sorry.
I heard you say "dondakei!" from above.
So, this time it's special!
Special! Do you know about this segment?
I've seen it before, but I haven't done it before, so I don't know it at all.
You've never seen it before?
Yes.
I'm already asleep, so I can't see it.
You're asleep!
But most of you haven't seen it even once.
It's good that you've seen it only once.
Of course!
Then, can I say something?
What is it?
This time, we're called "kigurumi michiko", and we're a unit with Rena-chan.
We're twenty people in age, and we're singing.
Really?!
Yes.
That's bad!
One, two...
We're "kigurumi michiko"!
What are you going to do?
You've slipped from such a young age.
This is traumatic.
Okay, everyone! Let's get started!
Watch carefully!
Let's watch this "dondakei" first!
Dondakei
Although the cunning Takeyama plays table tennis,
he doesn't need a racket.
"Dondakei"!
Hello!
I'm Ueshima Ryuhei of "Dacho Club".
Yes, it's true that although the cunning Takeyama plays table tennis,
he doesn't need a racket!
"No" or "No way"
Be serious.
"No" or "No need"
Thank you.
Yes, it is true that you do not need a racket for Cunning Takeyama to play table tennis.
It's not like that! I'm doing it seriously!
Then you can't do it! Then you try it! You should do it!
Ask someone else for it!
Krulimpato!
Please see the actual video.
This time, we will conduct a table tennis doubles match and verify it.
Takeyama does not have a racket, of course.
How on earth is he going to play table tennis?
Match start.
While the fast rally clash continues,
Finally, in front of Takeyama, who does not have a racket, the ball is
hit back.
Moreover, the rally continues.
What the hell happened?
Surprisingly, he caught the ball with his mouth,
hit it back on the opponent's court,
and scored one point.
By the way, I hit a smash.
Smashing at 120km/h.
Catching things with his mouth.
Cunning Takeyama does table tennis but doesn't use a racket.
Adding "paku" to it.
Amazing!
This is the first round.
This is amazing!
You guys just want to smash things, don't you?
Let's hear him out.
To be honest, it's really annoying.
Today is Saturday, right?
On Tuesday, the staff came and asked if we had anything.
We said we didn't have anything!
But on Tuesday, there was no place to play.
The gym we went to was Sagamiko.
They told us to come here at 6am.
Even though we did it like that...
117 don dake!
Really?
117 don dake!
I'll give you this later.
You'll give me this?
I don't know what "don dake" means at all!
Give it back!
Let's continue.
This is "don dake".
Summer's Kazuki Ootake has...
A growing gallbladder.
What in the world is going on?
We asked a teacher in the same agency as Ootake.
Yes, it is true that the drool of Summer's Ootake Kazuki extends.
In fact, when humans get excited, drool has adhesion.
So, if you put a particularly beautiful woman like me in front of you, men will drool with drool.
Don't you think my drool is extending now?
Extend it!
Let's actually see it.
This time, to accurately measure how much Ootake's drool extends, prepare a set of views.
Measure how many centimeters of drool extends from Ootake's mouth.
How does Ootake usually extend a drool that should not extend?
That's right.
One meter and twenty centimeters.
I think it will go up to here.
Well, it doesn't come out in a normal state.
Drool doesn't come out like that. It doesn't come out now, does it?
Especially when there is a stimulus such as this spicy food, it comes out like "shuuu".
I want to do "shuuu" today.
So this time, prepare all kinds of spicy food from all over the world.
Among these extremely spicy foods, what Ootake chose was...
I'll go with habanero.
Habanero is spicy.
Habanero.
My record is habanero!
Here we go.
Extremely spicy chili peppers and habanero.
Now, let's go to the battle stage.
Ladies and gentlemen!
In the record!
From Japan!
Help me!
She's got money on her!
Big Bamboo!
Who are you calling "Big Bamboo"?!
Big Bamboo!
Can they really use habanero to stretch their bodies?
The challenge of Big Bamboo, which challenges the limits of humanity, now opens the curtain.
Do you need a curtain?!
Let's do it!
OK.
Wow!
A manly habanero stretch.
Smooth.
Wow!
Let's do it!
OK.
Wow!
He is manly and grabs a habanero.
Then...
Wow!
This is terrible!
Emoji!
The worst!
A sneeze flows out of Ootake's mouth like a jackhammer.
If you look at it with a super slow camera...
Ootake's sneeze is as beautiful as a diamond and a beehive,
drawing a dazzling straight line.
The record is also slightly over one meter.
A sneeze that does not stop at all.
How far will it continue to grow?
Wow!
It's two meters now!
Wow!
Ootake's sneeze exceeded one meter and twenty centimeters, which was his goal, and did not slow down.
It grew about two meters.
I'm embarrassed.
Ootake's sneeze was wonderful.
Humans are amazing!
He was badly injected.
It didn't grow as much as I thought, so I was surprised.
It didn't grow!
You think anyone can do it, don't you?
A little...
Would you like to try it?
A little...
Would you like to try it?
It doesn't stop, does it?
It doesn't stop.
Then, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Eat it all.
It's spicy.
It's not coming out.
It's fast.
It's not coming out.
It's not coming out at all.
This is a special skill.
It's a special skill.
It's coming out a lot.
So, even if you do it that much, you can't eat it all.
Mr. Fazio.
Yes.
Last time, it was very popular.
How many drops are there?
Would you like to see how many drops there are?
Yes.
These are the drops.
Here you are.
How many drops are there?
There is an entertainer who eats Chupa Chups like a man.
Now, please see it on the stage.
Wow!
Amazing!
So cool!
Let's watch it one more time!
Wow!
Here it is!
Wow!
Sorry, I'm a little late.
How many are you eating?
Are you doing it all the time?
Are you eating it all?
Wow!
Here it is!
Wow!
Wow! It's delicious!
It's delicious!
Let's watch it one more time!
Wow!
So fast!
Wow!
I'm already waiting for you!
I'm already tired of waiting!
Let's go back to "Tsuite no don dake".
Let's go!
"Tsuite no don dake".
Here it is!
Member Suzuki Udo can guess the age of an adult woman.
Wow!
Amazing!
Let's watch it one more time!
A senior at an agency that knows Udo well, Sekine Tsutomu, says...
Yes, it is true that Member Suzuki Udo can guess the age of an adult woman.
I love it!
I asked Iiyo-kun about it.
When I went to the hot spring town, a bus full of adult women came out.
Then I said...
Iiyo-san, there are a lot of good people.
I like adult women who are like old women.
That's right. I can't go to the studio because of my schedule.
I got this, so I'll press it like this while watching TV.
Now, please watch it on stage.
This is difficult.
And so, these five adults have appeared.
Between the oldest person and the youngest person, there is an age difference of over 30 years!
In other words, Futo-chan, do you have any tips on how to guess the age of an adult?
Yes, of course. That person has a history of art.
And since history moved at that time, I observed it closely and said, "Yes, please do your best!"
And also, the smell.
Yes, the smell.
While you're alive, you smell different things.
Are you suddenly starting to say normal tips?
It's completely different from the beginning!
Is smell important?
Yes, smell is important.
And your skin?
Yes, of course!
Then, please check it out right away!
Yes!
You're just having fun, aren't you?
Ah, it's hot!
You're sniffing!
It's like a flower that's in full bloom.
It's like a weird video.
- What's this? - It's hard!
The joints...
As you get older, they get harder and harder.
People who can stretch like this are usually young people.
It's like a police dog!
What happens when you're young?
When you're young...
It's a disease!
It's like a police dog!
It's good.
It's itchy.
You look like a pervert.
I don't know the answer, either.
Huh?
You just kissed me.
I didn't kiss you!
What did you do?!
I'm sorry. I got nervous.
I didn't know what you were doing!
Udo, who has finished checking in his own way,
is now changing into a young person of his age.
Udo, please change from there to a young person.
First of all...
The person in "D"!
But you don't know, do you?
- I don't know. - I don't know.
- I don't know, either. - You're young, aren't you?
- "A"! - Young...
- He chose "D"! - "A"!
We don't like saying "A" that much, either.
And now...
The remaining four people will be decided in the order you see here.
Finally, the first person's age will be announced.
If this young person is the youngest,
it will be a smooth start.
But...
First of all, how old do you think he is?
Thirty...
- Huh? - Eight.
- Thirty-eight?! - Huh?
- That young? - Does that mean he's that young?
Yes, I don't think he's in his forties.
Now!
How old do you think this person in "D", who you thought was the youngest, is?!
What is it? What is it?
Wow! Wow! Wow!
It's Udo!
It's really Udo!
I really don't know this guy!
I don't know either!
It's obvious! It's obvious!
Udo has guessed the age perfectly!
Is the second-year student really older than 38 years old?
Let's continue. How old do you think this person is, Udo?
Probably 42 years old.
Now! How old do you think this person is?!
You can do it higher up. You can do it higher up.
You can do it higher up.
Wow!
The age difference is 10 years!
48 years?!
It's 11 years at once!
There might be a gap!
That's right!
Will this 10-year age difference make a difference?!
Is the third-year student older than 48 years old?!
Let's continue. How old do you think this person is?!
Probably 52 years old.
50...
52...
He said 50!
52 years old.
52 years old!
Now! How old do you think this person is?!
You can do it higher up. You can do it higher up.
52 years old!
You can do it higher up!
Udo, you're amazing!
Everyone was so excited that they didn't press any buttons!
They must be in hell!
Udo has made another miracle and showed us a perfect arrangement!
Finally, the fourth-year student will challenge!
How old do you think he is, Udo-chan?
Well, sixty... sixty... I think he's sixty.
Now, let's find out his age!
If only I could see it! If only I could see it!
If only I could see it!
Sixty-nine!
Sixty-nine years old!
What's going on?!
Is it true?!
It can't be possible for him to be in his second year of high school!
Is it possible for him to be in his second year of high school?!
There was a TV here!
That's right, let's talk about it.
Maybe it was a toilet over there.
That's right!
Finally, the last student will challenge!
Will Udo's miracle be perfect?!
How old do you think B-type students are?!
Wow! I'm scared!
I want to know! I want to know!
I want to know!
Finally, the last student will challenge!
Will Udo's miracle be perfect?!
How old do you think B-type students are?!
Wow! I'm scared!
I want to know! I want to know!
I want to know!
Ahhhh!
It was a toilet over there!
I knew it! It was a toilet over there!
It was so close!
It was a toilet over there!
Ah...
Ah, but Udo-chan, it was more exciting than "Hotogya"!
By the way, Udo-chan, can I ask you about your favorite type?
Yes.
Are you there?
Yes, I am.
The one I like the most is...
this one.
Oh my!
It's the one at the top!
That's the one...
That's the one I drank the most!
Hotogya
Everyone, it's finally time for the last drink!
Yes!
The last one...
Let's go!
The last drink is...
this one!
Even if you're drunk, you can still say "boke" without missing it.
Boke
What in the world is going on?
I asked him.
Yes.
I'm sure that Nozaki-san and Mimura-san...
even if you're drunk...
you can't say "boke" without missing it.
It's like...
you're getting drunker and drunker...
Why did you say it twice?
You're...
you're getting too drunk!
I actually tried it.
This day, Mimura has already drunk at another program's launch event.
And the second stage of verification was Shikuba, an izakaya in Shimokitazawa.
Here, in order to make Mimura get drunk even more,
Banana Man Himura, Fujiwara Haranishi and a drinking party were held as tickets.
And Mimura drank two beers and seven oranges.
I'm sober.
He seems to be quite drunk.
Here, we check with an alcohol detector how drunk Mimura is.
He's quite drunk. With this, we can do an experiment, right?
Yes.
Now that we have confirmed his drunkenness, the verification begins.
Bokeh 1.
First, to warm up.
Himura makes a phone call in sandals.
I don't like it when you tell me you're about to go.
No, I'm surprised.
Yes, hello?
Do you want to go home?
I'm a bit busy now.
Bokeh Part 1
First, to warm up, Himura makes a phone call in his sandals.
You're here.
I don't like you telling me to go now.
No, I'm surprised.
Yes, hello.
I want to go home now.
I'm a bit busy now.
Don't make a phone call in your beach sandals!
Bokeh Part 2
Himura mixes up cigarettes and chopsticks.
Since becoming a summer boy, I've done it six times.
Chachachachachachachachi!
The length is too long!
He takes a deep breath and puts it in.
So far, Mimura is showing a perfect shot, but it's completely done.
In a drowsy state, it's finally the last bokeh.
Mimura, who likes baseball, is asked to do the batting form, but he doesn't look at it.
Even if I'm drunk, I'll say it.
How about it?! How about it?!
Even if I'm drunk, I'll say it.
But I'll forget you.
What is this?
The perfection is...
This is a pretty low challenge.
If you have a supplementary, you can appeal and raise it like this.
That's right.
Um...
Is it silver?!
Because it's a supplementary!
You don't know anything!
It's my job to say things I don't know!
It's your main job, right?
It's my main job.
It's really, really a low challenge.
That's right.
It's time for Mimura-kun's revenge!
At first, when I said "Who's going to blow off some weird air?"
It was me!
Ah, you did it!
You did it!
You don't know anything!
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I'm going to be the first to leave...
Hmm...
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This is too funny!
In "Urlin" Episode 3, Ketsuyushi Nakagawa meets a rapper from Nerima!