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I'm going to bet on an entertainer's life.
Tonight at ten o'clock.
All right, I'll do it!
Tonight is "Lincoln's first store, part two"!
Entertainers will show a video worthy of the word "challenge"!
The impact beyond imagination is slow!
I won't brake! I won't brake!
And tonight, Ketsuro will slip again!
[The audience is 100 people.]
"Lincoln's First Day".
This is a corner where we have a certain word visualized and who was suitable for that word.
The audience is 100 people.
In the previous theme "guts", actors showed off their amazing guts.
[The audience is 100 people.]
"Ogihagi" Harvey shoots from a height of 5000 meters.
[The audience is 100 people.]
"Okiwara" Hanagishi makes an old man laugh with a gag.
[The audience is 100 people.]
"Summers" Otake cuts his own body with a bikini at a tanning salon.
[The audience is 100 people.]
"Speedwagon" Ozawa cheers for Brazil in the World Cup "Japan vs. Brazil" in "Samurai Blue".
[The audience is 100 people.]
And this man scored high scores in the audience's 100 people review.
[The audience is 100 people.]
"Baranaman" Himura enters a secret room and shows off his best "gokiburi".
[The audience is 100 people.]
With this performance that no one wants to imitate, "Lincoln's First Day" was recognized as "guts".
And this time, the second theme is "challenge".
These three will challenge.
Will they be able to capture the audience's attention and leave a mark on the first performance?
So, this time is "challenge", right?
Yes.
That's the theme, right?
Well...
Before watching the performance, if you look at the actor's eyes, you'll know whether you like it or not.
Which one is it?
First of all, Mimura!
I did something that no one has done before.
Oh, really?
Is it "challenge"?
Let's watch it!
"Lincoln's First Day" Entry No. 1
Even though it's just the opening, the challenger for "guts" is Sarah Zimmerman.
This time, I will be challenging...
...this!
Here, I will...
Shut up!
In Fujiyama...
...I will do "flash anzan".
"Flash anzan" is...
...to add up the numbers that appear once in a while.
Before, Mimura challenged this in the studio.
306.
The correct answer is...
...this!
He achieved a great success.
This time, he is going to do that challenge in Fujiyama.
The way is...
...the two numbers on the course...
...are added one by one while riding Fujiyama at high speed.
There are 10 numbers on this 2045m course in total.
Mimura doesn't know what numbers are on it...
...nor where they are.
Wow, I don't want to ride it anymore.
Actually, Mimura doesn't like roller coasters.
He can't hide his excitement in front of Fujiyama.
It's my first time riding it...
...but I'm going to end it.
Mimura declared his success.
Will it be the correct answer?
Wow, it's scary!
Wow, it's high!
Mt. Fuji is beautiful, isn't it?
Wow, it's coming!
First of all, it's the first downhill course...
...from 79m height.
There are two numbers on it.
There it is! 26!
26! There it is!
Suddenly, Mimura missed the second number...
...and failed the challenge in just 5 seconds.
But of course, he couldn't get off halfway.
After 3 minutes...
...Mimura enjoyed the scream machine.
What's the answer?
157!
Is it correct?
It's correct.
With only one ride...
...his face color doesn't look good anymore.
Fujiyama, you're this scary?
I can't ride this thing as many times as you want me to.
Wow, I'm seriously scared.
I know where we are.
Um... 26!
1... 26... 13!
It's 39, right? 39!
39!
Somehow, Mimura cleared the first two rides.
There are also two numbers on the next slope.
39 and... 54!
Ah! I missed it!
I missed it! I missed it!
I missed it! I missed it! It's fine now! It's fine now!
And with that, the challenge ends with the fourth ride.
Once again, Mimura enjoyed Fujiyama's challenge.
Without answering any of the staff's questions...
...Mimura got off the coaster without a word.
At the end of this ride, it's like a cut.
It's like... the solo part in my head...
...is going "kasha"!
And so... today's challenge is a failure!
And so, the third challenge was...
The third one is the scariest!
The third one is...
Minna, how many answers do you have?
The answer is...
What am I doing now?
Minna doesn't know what she is doing anymore.
She goes back to the bus and takes a break.
How do you feel?
I'm much better now.
I drank some medicine and got better.
I didn't know Fujiyama was this tough.
But I'll do it one more or two more times.
I'll finish it.
I'll make it work.
I'll make it work with any dirty hands.
What are those dirty hands?
Matsumoto.
Check...
...the location.
Yes, sir.
What did Mimura do?
He puts a manager who's good at roller coasters next to him and makes him look for numbers.
Numbers! Numbers!
Here are the numbers.
The coward Mimura challenges again and again.
Is this a challenge?
You're dirty, Mimura.
Compared to the staff's feelings...
...Mimura's challenges begin.
You're a traitor, Mimura.
- 26. - Yes, 26.
- 13. - 13. Yes, 39.
- 49. - 49.
- 174. - 174.
With the help of his manager, Mimura has been able to keep his correct answer.
What remains is the biggest challenge, four consecutive points on either side.
Will the challenge be successful?
- 42.41 - Yes.
- 174. - 174.
Manager Matsumoto has read all the numbers correctly.
Will Nimura be correct?
- Nimura's answer is... - 352!
- Correct! - Yes!
Nimura's challenge is...
No matter what means are used, to make the flash anthem at Fujiyama a success is...
How is it?
All of the customers are grinning.
At first the hurdle was too high and now it's like this.
Matsumoto is amazing but...
I'm amazing too.
Can you ride Fujiyama itself?
An old man who is over 40 years old.
Age doesn't matter. You can ride it, right?
Matsumoto, you can't ride it, right?
You can ride it, right?
I usually ride it.
I'm just getting off.
The audience is 100 people.
Who thought "challenge" was appropriate to describe?
Switch on!
That was a challenge!
Was it appropriate?
The score is...
23 points!
That's terrible!
The hurdle of this linker is high!
If it was "king's brunch", I would have been praised!
I would have been praised a lot!
Next, Ogi!
Is there anything that no one has done before?
Mimura said it, too.
You, too!
There is!
Do it seriously!
I'm doing it seriously. This is amazing!
Let's see the next "challenge"!
Ogi Hiroaki's "challenge" corner!
I'm not praised at all!
When you hear "challenge", you immediately think of animals.
I think you should not be afraid of those scary animals.
I see.
Without expression.
Yes.
This "challenge" is to put fearsome creatures into your mouth without expression.
I went to "science factory", which specializes in reptiles.
There were about 1,500 creatures in this shop.
He immediately started looking for scary creatures in his mouth.
Wait a minute!
What is that weird reaction?
It's a cockroach.
It will fly! It will fly!
It will fly!
It's no good!
It's so big!
Ogi, can you put this in your mouth?
What?
Come on!
Shut up!
This director is weird!
Suddenly, his heart broke completely.
However, he regained his spirit and finally found a creature in his own mouth.
That is...
It's creepy!
But...
Considering that cockroach...
Well...
I don't know...
All right!
All right! Let's go!
Ogi chose this creature first.
Giant scorpion, the king of deserts in Africa.
Is it possible to eat the world's largest scorpion, which has been feared since ancient times, without expression?
What is that?
I'm not okay at all.
I'm totally fine.
A demon who put a scorpion in his mouth with a confused and happy face.
Challenge success.
But this challenge has only just begun.
This is good.
Why can you do this?
Has anyone ever put this in their mouth before?
No.
If it was me now, would I be able to do it?
Would I go as far as to put it in my mouth?
The next demon who got on board chose this.
A West Cape demon that lives in West Africa.
Ghol Paisa.
Even though this creature looks terrifying, the demon puts a scorpion in his mouth.
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Has anyone said this before?
No.
If it was me now, I'd say it.
I'd say it.
Here is Ikeike's next challenge.
Can the western snake called "pole python", which lives in the west of Africa,
put it in his mouth calmly?
What is it?
It doesn't matter at all.
It's no longer enough to be called "giri".
This is...
Oh, "giri"...
"giri", huh?
Is it pretty fierce?
It's pretty fierce.
Fierce?
Yes.
Oh, that's nice.
When you say "fierce", I'm a little happy right now.
It's just disgusting, you know?
The one who fell into the eyes of a scarecrow who didn't know fear
was the pink-haired rosehaired man with pink hair all over his body.
With no action and moving quickly,
he looks like a life form of fear.
There is no escape for him.
What will he do?
Tarantula.
It's totally fine. It doesn't move at all.
I can taste it in my mouth.
What kind of taste do you taste?
It's like electricity is running through my mouth.
It's like a pet.
Even the tarantula is wrapped up in his mouth.
Good job! The challenge is a success!
You idiot!
As advertised, he puts scary creatures in his mouth one by one with no expression.
When he came here, he started saying more crazy things.
That is...
Can I say it here?
I want to get in your mouth.
I'm getting curious.
I want to get in a big creature.
I just put it in my mouth.
Okinawa is good, isn't it?
What I'm going to do is...
Look at me.
It's me.
It's a shark.
I'm going to get in the shark's mouth from its head like this.
This time, Kogi is going to put Rizukawa's head in the shark's mouth.
So, he changes into his wet suit and moves to where the shark is.
And...
OK, I'll take a deep breath.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Actually, it was his first experience of diving.
But, with courage, in the sea...
He finally learned how to use a bomb.
At that moment...
He suddenly encounters a giant shark.
That's right, the target of this diving challenge is...
The largest of all sharks...
A human-sized shark weighing 10 meters and 2.5 tons.
Will he be able to put his head into the mouth of this super-giant shark?
But, he's completely panicked at the size of the shark.
First of all, he tries his best and gets closer and closer.
By swimming with the giant shark, he overcomes his fear.
And finally, he puts his own head into the shark's mouth.
Does the shark have the courage to put his head into the shark's mouth?
Oh my!
The moment he tried to put his head into the shark's mouth,
he completely dodged it.
It's like a cave.
Ogi, who is terrified,
after that, no matter how many times he tries,
he reflexively dodges and continues to fail.
What happened?
It went in.
It went in?
I don't know about the picture.
Now...
If I said it went in, it would have gone in, right?
Even though he has completely dodged it,
his challenge doesn't end there.
Ogi looks like a captured cat,
but will he be able to show us his most important challenge?
Since he couldn't do it with his own courage,
the instructor stabbed him in the head.
He was able to pull out the last end of the shark himself,
but unfortunately, he failed.
However, once again...
It went in properly.
No, it went past you.
No, it went past me.
Don't give me that excuse.
It's an excuse, right?
The man's challenge continues.
Will he succeed this time?
Will he really be able to put his head in this giant shark's mouth?
Just as everyone was about to give up...
A miracle finally happened.
Can we really put our heads in this giant shark's mouth?
At the moment when everyone was about to give up...
A miracle finally happened.
Can we really put our heads in this giant shark's mouth without being surprised?
As you can see, without being surprised by this giant shark, it went into its own mouth on its own will.
This challenge was a great success!
The second part of "Ogi-hagi", or "Ogi's Thinking Challenge", is...
Putting fearsome creatures into their mouths with no expression...
And putting your own head into the mouth of a giant shark!
Mano-san, how was it?
How was it? This is amazing!
It's amazing!
You can't do that!
I can't do that!
I can't do that either!
What?!
I can't do bugs or reptiles like that at all!
You were so excited!
It's amazing!
You can't do that!
No, you can't!
You can't do that!
No, you can't do that!
Do you want to try it?
No, no, no!
Are you serious?!
Oh, no, no, no!
Are you serious?!
No, you can't do that!
You can't do that!
It's too big!
No, no, no!
I said I'd do it!
You scared me!
I said I'd do it!
Who can do it?
Hey!
Why me?
You're only good at that!
Are you ready?
The current...
How's that?!
1 point!
Finally, Konoha and last...
How do you feel about that?
You're doing too much!
I'm hurt.
Oh, you are?
Let's go.
Go ahead!
Rinkan Grand Prize Entry No. 3
How many challenges will there be in total?
Fujiwara Fujimoto.
March 10, Yoshimoto Industry.
A project announcement will be made.
However, Fujimoto's expression in the meeting room is serious.
What will it be?
What?
I can't do it in Tokyo.
It's been 3 years.
Right?
What do you usually do?
Nothing much.
You stay at home a lot, don't you?
Well...
It's hard for you to get out of there.
Of course.
It's easy for you to get out of there.
No, I don't know because I'm wearing clothes.
You can go out.
I can go out.
What do you want me to do?
You can go out.
What do you want me to do?
Fujimoto's challenge is to open a donkey ear piercing.
He says it will change him as the first donkey ear piercing eater in Japan.
I have to go somewhere now.
I'll be back soon.
Fujimoto went to...
His hometown is Osaka.
What is he going to do in Osaka?
Why are you in Osaka?
I'm here to report something to someone.
Who is it?
It's a donkey ear piercing.
Fujimoto came to Osaka to report something to his mother.
Fujimoto felt sorry for hurting his father's precious body, and came to his mother for permission.
This is it.
This is my family.
Don't spread it.
What kind of reaction will the mother show?
I'm sorry for all of a sudden.
What's up?
I have something to say.
I'm sorry for all of a sudden.
I have something to tell you.
What is it?
What are you looking at?
The mother is anxious about her son's sudden return home.
She finally tells her son that she will open his belly button.
Well...
I'm thinking of opening my belly button.
Why do you say that again?
Open your belly button.
To change my belly button?
Don't do anything.
If you can do it, I want you to do it.
It is natural for a mother to oppose her son's injury to his body.
And...
If I can do it as Fujiwara, I think it's different from others.
But I'm a little proud of it.
It's boring, isn't it?
I don't like you. I don't like you at all.
You're making a hole in me.
She was worried about Marco and threw him out of nowhere.
But...
Forget it.
Do your best.
I'll do my best.
I want your permission.
But...
Are you crying?
I don't like you crying.
Show me where you can open it.
I can't open it because you're telling me to.
Touch me.
What do you mean?
What are you doing?
Disinfectant.
It's not a disinfectant.
What are you doing?
Fujimoto allowed her to separate her earrings from her navel.
Her determination to be close to her mother, who will watch over her until her son is gone, was firmed.
It's been more than three years since I came to Tokyo.
The reality that there is no regularity.
I'm sure Esopias will change herself.
Believing in Esopias' miracle, Fujimoto headed for the surgery room.
I'm going.
I'll do it one more time.
You won't do it this time.
I'll do it one more time.
Ouch!
Finally, Fujimoto appeared after surgery.
What did he look like?
One! Two!
One! Two! Three!
What's this?
Wait a minute.
You look like you're slipping.
You're wearing a pierced earring.
You look funny!
What's going on?
Look at me!
Doctor!
Fujimoto's pierced earring was too fashionable.
What did Fujimoto look like after surgery?
Look at me!
Sensei! Sensei!
Fujimoto's "hesopias" is just too fashionable.
What will Fujimoto look like if he is reborn?
"Hesopias"! Hesopias"! Hesopias"!
Seriously...
What am I supposed to do with that?
It's not like I'm flirting with it or anything.
Fujimoto's second challenge is...
If you don't pierce your belly, you'll have to pierce your nose.
You guys are amazing!
What's going on?
Even if you request comments...
It's a problem, right?
I don't know what's going on with Kanto...
I don't know what to look for...
But I'm really doing it.
I'm really doing it.
I'm not saying "hmm".
What are you going to do about it?
Wait, what's this?
Even though we've come this far...
Is this how you treat me?
Try pushing the switch.
This atmosphere again...
You...
You're really...
You can't just look down on us!
Wait! How far do you want me to go?
How far do you want me to go?
Please let me go!
How far do you want me to go and not brake?
How far?!
The Anoia meeting will not be held tonight either.
As comedians think it is real, we will deliver a simple story.
The story of Tetsuro Odegawa.
Since we have gathered these members...
First of all...
Since we have gathered these members...
How many times are you going to say "since we have gathered"?
Let's introduce ourselves.
Introduce ourselves?!
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's introduce ourselves with one-shot jokes.
Let's start with Okada-kun.
I'm Okada of Masuda Okada.
Pa! I came out!
I came out while sitting.
I can't breathe.
Let's continue. Ijiri-kun, please.
Yes.
I dare to...
Hm?
This is the first time I heard a sound.
When you say "patapata", you say "zekko".
I heard "zekko" a lot.
OK, Fujimon.
OK, impersonation.
Yes.
Why did you make a choice?
I'm not good at it.
OK, let's continue.
I'd like Shoji-kun to say something.
Yes.
Shoji-kun, you've been skating in private lately, haven't you?
Ah...
You skate a lot.
That's right.
You do a lot of things.
That's right.
I won't say it.
Why is that?
Like this?
Ah...
I won't say it.
I see.
OK, let's skate tonight, too.
The rules are simple.
The person who has the dice in their hand will say what they want to say.
If you have the dice in your hand, you can choose what you want to say.
Shall we skate?
Yes.
This is about when I was watching a quiz show with my wife at home.
It was about who would be Tokugawa Ieyasu's opponent in the battle of Sekigahara.
I said Mitsunari Ishida right away.
I asked my wife if she knew.
She said she didn't know.
Why don't you know?
He's a very famous person from the past.
I said, "Why don't you say it?"
Hmm...
Ah! Ushiwakamaru!
Ushiwakamaru!
Come on, let's crush Ushiwakamaru!
Dega-san, give him a proper hug.
Wife...
No, I thought he was cute, so I hugged him.
Yes, yes, yes.
What is it?
Slippery... Slippery husband and wife.
Well...
I'll be tied up again tonight.
Why do you say that?
I'll be tied up again tonight.
Well, that's nice.
Let's go upstairs.
That's nice.
It's gotten warmer.
Yes.
It's warm.
I have two children in particular.
The top one is in 4th grade and the bottom one is in 1st grade.
Since I became a child, I've been trying to make new friends.
Sometimes I go to sports events.
And my daughter says to my friends...
She's a master's student, right?
Right?
Daddy!
Daddy, come out and do it!
I don't want to be bullied in that new place.
So in order for me to make friends and get good reputation...
I go out with my daughter and say...
Daddy, come out and do it!
My daughter says...
Right?
I don't know what 'right' means.
Is it 'right' for a master's student, a farmer's student?
Or 'right' for a slippery guy?
I think you're right.
My daughter is...
She's a skilled daughter.
Wow, that's slippery.
Well, shall we continue?
Yes!
In the past, I appeared in "Gilgamesh Night," which is one of the strongest H programs in history.
At the time of "Gilgamesh," I went to Ueno's cabaret club.
At that time, Ueno's cabaret club was hot.
When I went there, the customers who came to the cabaret club were 100% men.
When I sat in the seat, it was noisy.
But the girl in the cabaret club who sat next to me was very kind.
She said, "I'm sorry for the noise. Are you okay?"
Yes, I'm fine. Don't worry about it and let's drink.
But if anything happens, I'll protect you, Kobuhei.
Please show us.
Wow, it slides.
Feels good, feels good.
Oh, it's here!
Yoshimoto's theater is in Lumine the Yoshimoto in Shinjuku.
It's on the 7th floor.
In Lumine, there are places you can go shopping, so I go there a lot.
From the 1st floor to the 2nd floor, there's a big staircase in the department store.
From there...
Dadadadadadada!
A girl came up with great speed.
From behind her... "Dadadadadadada!"
An old woman came up and I was like, "Whoa, what's going on?!"
Catch her!
She's naked!
Whoa, she's in a great place!
I was like, "Whoa..."
Then, that old woman grabbed the girl in a hurry...
They were pulling each other...
I was like, "Whoa, what should I do?!"
At the same time, they looked at me...
"Whoa, you're naked!" They noticed me.
The girl looked at me like, "Stop it! Let her go!"
And the old woman said, "Help me out here!"
I'm a talent, so I can't reach out.
I was caught up in that conflict...
And in the end...
This is how I stopped her.
The two of you are not funny at all.
We rarely encounter such a scene.
The ingredients are very far away.
It's like steak and abalone.
At the end, a delicious dish came out.
Did you talk about this in a good mood?
How was it?
He said it was hard.
I don't like talking about it often.
Comedian's joke book inspection!
A joke book is a source of laughter for comedians to write funny jokes.
When the joke book was taken away,
comedians called for a meeting and inspected the entrance.
What appeared at the entrance where comedians inspected after it rained was...
Oh, it's here.
Yes! Yes!
Oh!
Come in, come in.
Yes, come in.
Take this.
Yes, take it.
What is it?
It's gone.
What is it? You're so mature.
It's a linker.
A linker?
It's a linker.
We don't have a downturn today, though.
Yes, we don't.
You're the only one?
Yes, I'm the only one.
It's like a small corner.
No, it's true.
Takeshi Nadagi.
He won the R-1 Grand Prix this year.
He is still active in his unit "DEALER & CATHERINE" with his girlfriend Chika Tomo.
He called for a special meeting and told them that there was a joke shop.
There are three jokes in total.
Three?
Wow, that's amazing!
Wow, there's a lot written on it.
There's a lot written on it.
Let's write it down in detail.
Huh?
It says "DEALER MOVES".
Right?
No, no.
DEALER CONT MOVES
Here you go.
So this is the Internet.
It's my first time using a computer.
This is the manual.
Hey, what's going on?
There are a lot of words I don't know.
Well, I don't need a manual because I'm a woman.
Hey, you're not doing well!
What are you doing?
Duran is getting more and more like this.
There was only one malfunction.
What?
This picture.
Hey, give me a break!
Hey, let's work together and save this.
Hey, look at the red part.
Red part?
Brother's apron, 5 o'clock, evening...
Is this Tomochika's schedule?
Is this true?
No, it's not.
He said he didn't have a picture spirit.
When I was thinking about the story.
He said he didn't have a picture spirit.
So I asked him to draw Doraemon.
Then he drew this.
Oh, I see.
This is not Doraemon.
Then I drew this.
You two are drawing like this.
No, it's not.
What is this?
Go home!
Wait, don't you have a meeting?
Do you have a meeting?
No, I don't have a girlfriend.
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