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Together we search, together we laugh, together we vow...
"Friendly Downtown," "Tonight at 10 p.m.!"
Tonight's Friendly Jinnai Tomonori Edition!
Hey, don't say 'Norica' when you say 'Norica'!
True love Jinnai talks with Matsumoto!
Do it with your own knees!
And a special guest will also appear!
In the end, Jinnai will sing that song!
Tonight at 10 p.m.
This time, "Friendly Downtown" starts from Shinagawa Station!
Yes!
Friendly Downtown
Today is the 10th episode.
It's the final episode.
And it's suitable for that dirty cloudy sky.
Somehow, it's usually like this.
Where are we today?
Shinagawa Station.
Who is here today?
Matcha-hamachan!
(Matcha-hamachan)
I'm sitting here.
Yes.
I'm nervous.
(Nervous)
It's almost the first time I'm drinking "Friendly Downtown".
I've drunk it before.
Yes, you have.
Sometimes we meet up.
I see.
It's good to talk properly.
Oh, I see.
Speaking of the show after this, it's "Deluxe".
It's "Downtown Deluxe".
Yes, yes.
I feel like I'm slipping a little.
(Laughing)
I remember it now.
(Laughing)
I remember it now.
You haven't talked much about this show, have you?
No, I haven't.
We talked about "Downtown Deluxe" and "Matcha- hamachan" at the station.
I think "Matcha-hamachan" is better for couples.
Yes, it is.
(Matcha-hamachan)
Yes, yes.
Yes, you're right.
Today, I really want to be friends with you.
I want you to invite me to "Deluxe" again.
(Laughing)
"Deluxe" is a little...
No, it's not like that.
Even if we become friends...
Yes.
I can't slip anymore.
(Laughing)
I can't slip anymore.
(Laughing)
The entertainer who wants to become friends with "Downtown" is Tomonori Jinnai.
He can give Matsumoto Hamada and Kikeru Tameguchi some time.
However, if you use it wrong, you'll be punished.
How much can you become friends with him?
This is for "Deluxe".
Yes, it is.
Which one...
First of all, I want to be friends with you, but...
Yes.
Matsumoto-san can do it, too.
(Laughing)
You guys are like...
(Laughing)
You haven't received a "binta" from Hamada-san, right?
No, I haven't.
You'll know it if you don't receive it, but...
(Laughing)
What is it?
I'm getting more and more memories.
(Laughing)
Let's do it.
Yes!
"Friendly Downtown" starts now!
First of all...
What are you going to do today?
Today...
Hamada-san.
Yes.
Matsumoto-san.
Yes.
Look over there!
Yes.
Over that car.
I said "look over there"!
(Laughing)
I said "look over there"!
Are you kidding me?!
(Laughing)
What?!
I said "look over there"!
Who are you talking to?!
That was you two, so...
Look over there, Hamada-san!
Yes, yes.
Matsumoto-san, look!
(Laughing)
There's a bicycle over there, right?
Yes, there is.
That's me!
Oh, that's you!
You're riding a bicycle.
Yes.
Why are you riding a car?
I brought it from Osaka.
It's the only one in Tokyo.
Oh!
It's the only one I brought from Osaka to Tokyo.
But it got punctured, so...
Matsumoto and Hamada-san...
Yes.
I'd like you to fix it with me.
Do you usually ride a car here?
I wanted to ride it when I was riding a bike nearby...
But it got punctured.
Oh, I see.
First of all...
I'd like you three to fix it.
They get in the car and go to their first friendly spot...
A bicycle shop!
Are you from this area?
No, I'm from Shinagawa.
I'm from Shinagawa.
You are, right?
Yes.
Why are you from Shinagawa?
I ride the Shinkansen...
(Laughing)
Yes.
I often go home by train...
Yes, yes, yes.
And I also play Naruto in the morning...
Yes.
Ouch!
(Laughing)
That's not good.
I'm lonely.
If you say it like that...
We're friends.
I'd like you to say it in your own words...
I'd like you to say "Azen" at the end of your winter break...
(Laughing)
Are you really mad at me?
What's wrong with you?
(Laughing)
What's wrong with you?
(Laughing)
Jinna, please don't say "Azen" in your words.
And they talk about their newlywed life in the car.
You and that newlywed couple...
Don't you have time to break up with her?
Actually, she went to Rome today.
She went to Rome?
She went to Rome.
Are you happy about it?
I'm not happy about it.
You're the one who's happy about it.
Yes, yes.
My wife is happy about it.
No, I'm not happy about it.
Really?
We're newlyweds.
Really?
Do you want to get off the car with me?
It's not like I want to get off the car with you...
(Laughing)
It's not like I want to get off the car with you...
We talk about many things.
I want to tell you something first.
Yes.
In "Hirouen"...
Yes.
In "Hirouen"...
Yes.
It was broadcasted.
How was it broadcasted?
They didn't say anything.
As if we didn't know.
That's...
Matsumoto is bad.
Why am I bad?
It's not like that.
As if we didn't know.
It was a shock.
Seeing a big signboard saying "Downtown" and receiving a message...
As if we didn't know.
I didn't know that.
You didn't know, didn't you?
It happens, doesn't it?
A marriage speech asked for without knowing.
It does happen though...
It happens, doesn't it?
It does happen though...
I'm sorry.
Don't "azen" me.
What are you doing?
It hurts.
Can you not talk?
I can't talk, right?
On their way to their first friendly spot, Jinnai has a request for them.
Two days ago was your wife's birthday, right?
Yes, it was.
It was my birthday at the time.
Right?
I was busy too, so I didn't buy her a present.
I see.
Can you go with me to buy her a present?
Go with you?
You want me to go with you, right?
I want you to go with me!
I saw you on the heroine's VTR and you looked like that.
So I want to make a proof that I bought a birthday present for Matsumoto and Amada.
I see.
I want to give you a flower as a present.
Crab?
It's not crab.
You say it's crab, but I say it's crab.
It's not crab.
I want it.
To buy a birthday present for Amada and Jinnai, they changed their plans and went to a flower shop.
I don't know.
I don't know either.
It's pretty, but it's wide.
It's not there.
Does your wife have a flower present?
She does.
Does she?
On my wedding anniversary and my birthday, she brought me a lot of pinpon.
You're lying.
It's not pinpon.
You're lying.
It's not pinpon.
You're lying.
It's not pinpon.
Does Matsumoto have a flower present?
Flower?
Does Matsumoto have a flower present?
What are you talking about?
You said it.
Can I say something?
How much is it?
You don't have to worry about it.
You're cool, Jinnai.
You don't have to worry about it.
How many flowers do you usually buy?
It's up to customers.
Isn't it weird to have this and that?
It's okay.
You're sensible.
Really?
It's okay.
What's going on?
You're amazing.
You're weird.
I'm sorry, but it's not because of you.
It's okay.
You're sweet.
You can connect it like this.
Jinnai gives advice and makes bouquets.
Matsumoto also chooses his favorite flower.
What's this?
It's dirty.
You're a natural.
It's dirty.
In the end, all flowers chosen by Matsumoto are rejected.
It's okay.
You can do it.
But you're not getting married.
I'm getting married.
You're not getting married.
I'm not getting married.
I'll do it all the time.
Why?
I love you.
You should do it.
Don't say "norika".
"norika" is a bad word.
Write a message card.
Matsumoto, you should write it.
Why should I write a message card?
What message card do you have?
Write it.
Why should I write it?
You should write "friend".
I'm not going to say "norika".
Write "Jinnai's friend".
You shouldn't say it randomly.
Write a message card saying "happy birthday".
Write a message card for Hamada, too.
Hamada and Shrek have a connection.
Hamada wrote a message card for Jinnai's friend.
It's done.
It's cool.
It's an inspiration.
It's embarrassing on TV.
Happy birthday.
I love you.
As a husband.
It's my 36th birthday.
Hamada.
You're getting older and older.
What are you talking about?
I'm 41 years old.
Who is 41 years old?
You're 36 years old.
Let's put this on and this on.
It's creepy.
We would like to send you a message from downtown.
Happy birthday, Norika.
We bought flowers.
Thank you.
Thank you for inviting me to your house.
I'd like to go.
I'd like you to invite me to your house.
To your new house?
Yes.
No problem.
Can I give you a lot of money?
Why?
I'll take your underwear.
I can't go in, either.
The door is locked.
In the room?
Are you serious?
Why?
There are two rooms I can't go in.
Are you crazy?
You can't go in my wife's room and the room with wine.
I can't go in your room.
I can't go in my room.
What?
My room is a room for two people.
What? Your room is...
Don't let me drink wine and make it your room!
What are you talking about?
You're such a loser!
Your room is more important, isn't it?
It's not only a room for wine.
It's a room like a warehouse with various things like bags and bras.
It's a room like a warehouse with various things like bras.
I can't go in your room.
Is there a key in your room?
There is a key in my room.
I don't know where the key is.
What are you talking about?
You don't need it, do you?
I need it.
You should have it.
I don't need it.
You don't have anything in your room.
I don't have anything in my room.
When you go abroad, people come to your house.
They call you "kohai" or "kohai".
I see.
When you go to your house...
They look at my pants without my permission.
I know that.
How do you know that?
They ask me how many pants I have.
Did you look at my pants?
Don't go home early. They'll look at your pants.
Did you look at my pants?
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While everyone is excited about their newly- married life, Jinnai asks Matsumoto some direct questions.
I went to see you with your wife.
Really?
Thank you, thank you.
It was nice meeting you.
No, I didn't hate you.
Also, I wanted to ask you, since we're friends...
At the end...
Why did you do that?
Hey, you!
Don't ask me that on TV!
Ask me later in private!
Why did I have to tell you about the movie?
You should have told me at the end!
Why did you do that at the end?
Hey, you!
Can you say that while you're driving in such a short period of time?!
If you didn't do that, we wouldn't be friends.
Why are you like that?
Are you going to talk about the movie here?!
That bothers you, doesn't it?
You can't say that unless we're friends.
But I like that betrayal at the end.
What did you betray me for?
Why did you do it like that?
You're persistent!
You can't do anything about it!
Oh, I see.
Since we're friends, I'll ask you.
How did you do it like that on Sunday?
Why don't you tell me?
Why do you want me to tell you?!
You have friends, don't you?!
I've heard a lot of rumors about human beings.
I've heard a lot about supernatural love.
But I don't know anything about it!
I don't know anything about it!
They've finally arrived at the bike park.
They're going to fix their bike.
Hey, Hamada and Matsumoto.
Help me with this.
Oh, you want me to do it?
Yes, the three of you.
Damn it!
We can't do it by ourselves.
What's wrong with this?
The three of us...
The three of them are trying to get off the bike.
OK, OK, Matsumoto!
Hamada, Hamada!
My finger is stuck!
Hamada, oh, no!
What's wrong with you?!
Matsumoto!
Matsumoto, come and get it.
Where?
Hold it!
Hold it! It's my finger!
It's my finger! What are you looking at?!
Where is it?!
It hurts! It hurts!
OK, OK.
Will their bond with Matsumoto improve with repair work?
Hello!
Hello.
We're here to fix your bike.
Here you go.
Is it OK for you to do it?
No, it's OK for the three of us to do it.
What?!
It's nostalgic, isn't it? Fixing your bike.
No, it's been a long time.
Somehow you came up with that tube.
Matsumoto and Hamada start repairing their bike.
First of all, where is it damaged?
That's right.
You have to remove the tube.
How do you do it?
How do you do it?!
How do you do it?
Ah, I got it!
I got it, I got it.
"Like... like this..." "Yeah, like that!"
It's going back!
"Shouldn't you take it?" "It's fine."
"And then you do this..." "What are you doing?!"
"Like this, right?" "What are you doing?!"
Ah, I see! It's going back!
If you do it like this, it'll come out.
"I don't know about this!" "Ah, I see!"
Huh? Nice!
"Ah, it came out! It came out!" "Ah, it came out! It came out!"
"Look, look, look!" "Ah, it's hot!"
"Put it on, and see." "This, right, the bubble..."
"Yeah, yeah, where it's opening up." "Look, I went to see it."
"Is it really a tank?" "No..."
"Ah! Ah! It's already coming from here!" "No way!"
"Ah, it's really here, it's here!" "Ah, put it on..."
"Ah, it's here, it's here!" "Ah, it's really here, it's here!"
"Alright, let's put it back." "No, no, put it back."
Are you just checking?
And then after this, apply glue around the hole...
Cover it with patch...
And finally, flatten the surface and it's done!
Hey you, what do you mean by 'flattened'?
Hey! I said it's fine!
You're so serious...
"Hey you, calm down a little..." "Why? I'll do it with my own knee!"
Why do you have to use your knee?
That's what friends say!
Why do you have to do that with your friends?
Whoa!
Nice, nice!
Amazing!
But if you think about it, don't you think punk is limited to one place?
That's what you said earlier.
Hey you, cry!
Hmm...
Hey you, it's fine, your friends aren't saying it.
Hey you, cry!
Don't you dare say 'cry' to me!
And with that, punk's repair is complete!
But here's the problem...
Hey Jinnai, why don't you put this on?
Why?
Why do you have to put it on?
"Why do you have to put it on?" "No, I haven't finished it yet!"
"What?" "Doesn't it say 'weekly magazine'?"
Doesn't it say 'finally'?
Hey, you're choosing a good one.
Give me this too, Kotoki.
I need this.
What?
Here, Kotoki, here.
What is this?
It's not something that will get in the way.
It will get in the way!
It'll be gone soon.
What is this?
This is a tube.
What is it?
No, it's this tube!
And after that...
Jinnai really wanted to take them with him...
To the next spot...
Now, Hawa-san, here it is.
Why don't you put it on?
Put it on, Hawa-san.
Here...
There's a table tennis court.
I've heard of a table tennis court.
It's really popular right now.
It's popular.
Ow!
Don't look!
Besides, you can't get it off.
Inside a suspicious building...
There's a popular table tennis court.
What kind of place is it?
Hello, hello.
It's nice in here, isn't it?
I've heard of it, but...
Oh, you've never heard of it before?
Nakame Table Tennis Lounge...
Also known as "table tennis bar"...
It's an at-home restaurant surrounded by sofas...
With a table tennis court in the center...
You can drink and have fun...
It's a recommended hidden spot in Jinnai!
So, I came to the table tennis bar...
As a young friend of mine...
I'll play table tennis.
Do you like playing table tennis?
No, I'm not that good either.
I'm not that good, but...
I like watching people play table tennis...
And communicating with them.
So, since we're here...
Here's a surprise!
Surprise?
That's a weird way of saying it.
Hamada-san versus Matsumoto-san.
In this dream competition...
If I win, I'll play with you.
You're starting from the top again.
If I lose, I'll kiss you on the cheek.
Kiss you on the cheek?
Kiss you on the cheek!
I know that face.
I did that too.
When you said 'kiss you on the cheek'...
I didn't say 'kiss you on the cheek'...
When I'm playing table tennis...
I forget about kissing you on the cheek.
When you say 'kiss you on the cheek'...
Ow!
I don't know about that.
What a thrilling dream competition!
Can we see some intense rallying?
Yes.
11 points advantage!
If you lose, you'll kiss you on the cheek!
Then, Matsumoto will serve first.
Ready!
Now, Matsumoto will...
Now, Hamada-san!
Nice!
Now, Matsumoto!
Hey!
Matsumoto, 1 point!
See? Matsumoto's strong!
Finally!
Now, Hamada-san!
Now, Matsumoto! You can score!
Hamada-san!
What are you doing?!
Shut up!
See? It's exciting, isn't it?
You're the only one who's enjoying it.
No, no, more like...
When you can do it, you should smash it.
No, smash...
Matsumoto, you can do it now!
No, I don't know about smash.
Matsumoto, you can smash it!
Hamada-san, this is boring!
I hate this table tennis!
Yes, yes, yes!
You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
Yes!
Yes, I did it!
I can smash it, right?!
Matsumoto, Matsumoto!
Yes!
That's cruel!
What's cruel about it?!
That's cruel!
What's cruel about it?!
The fact that you decided to smash it like that...
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Are you girls?!
You two!
With a girls' wave of loose rallies, the game progressed.
Finally, Hamada scored a match point!
Hamada-san, it's a match point, right?
Yes.
Give me ten points.
Now!
Hey! That was...
Imamu came in here, so...
No!
Victory!
That was pretty...
That was pretty good, wasn't it?
But!
It can't be helped, I lost.
Hana-pina did it, didn't she?
No, Hana-pini does it.
Go ahead, Hana-pini, try it.
No, I can't do that!
I lost!
Why did I become an experiment?
Who made me do it again with Fun-chan?
Hana-pina did it, didn't she?
It's not Hana-pina, it's Hana-pini.
Go ahead, Hana-pini, try it.
Next up, Hamada vs. Jinnai.
Here, Jinnai's natural love explodes!
I'm pretty tough, you know?
Oh, I see.
"Here I go." "Are you ready?" "Yes."
Nice, nice.
Hey, Hamada-san!
Why me?!
Hey, I was aiming for you, but you returned it.
You returned it, you returned it.
Why me, Hamada-san?
Here I go.
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Are you okay?!
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm totally fine.
Go for it.
But I'll definitely fall.
But that didn't work.
That didn't work, but that didn't work.
You can't say 'I'm sorry'.
What's that?
So, according to the rules,
if you say something like that,
you lose respect for your opponent.
If you hit the net,
you say you're sorry.
I see, I see.
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yes, I'm sorry.
You did it right away.
I didn't blow the whistle.
That's harsh.
I'll get it. I'll get it this time.
But you lost.
I didn't blow the whistle.
What is it?
I'll start from here.
I didn't blow the whistle.
What is it?
Alright, alright.
I didn't blow the whistle.
Wait, wait, wait.
That's not fair.
I'll get it. I'll get it.
But you lost.
I did it right away.
Tanimachi sixth grade school.
What is it?
Sixth grade, ninth grade.
What's wrong?
Where is it?
What's this?
Men who made history in comedy.
That's right, that's right.
What is it?
Men who will make history in comedy.
Isn't it Jinnai?
What are you talking about?
What is it?
Today, we're shooting in downtown.
Even though it's just the three of us.
No, no, no.
Look, it's Jinnai.
It's Motani.
Don't say it, Motani.
Actually, these two groups...
Jinnai and Motani are good friends in private.
After this...
We don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.
Their embarrassing past will be exposed!
Well, but now...
I'm a big actress...
And I'm her husband...
There are still things about me...
That I can't believe.
I see, that's true.
Wow, you've gone that far.
You're good.
Once, I went to her apartment.
She had a big cat.
And when I sat down...
She licked my crotch.
What were you doing?
Licking your crotch.
And she didn't just lick it...
She looked me in the eye and licked it.
It's true!
Is there really a cat like that?
It's true!
You're talking about the past.
Talking about the past
You know what I'm talking about, right?
What is it?
On the Famicom...
She put curry on it.
I've heard of it.
She put oil on it.
You've heard of it, haven't you?
Why?
She has a bad eye.
No, no, no.
She has a bad eye.
Even in a car wash...
She doesn't fix it.
So she just throws it away.
In the middle of the car.
Her driver's seat is full of coins.
She gave me 700 yen.
Not 1000, but 300 yen.
If you're driving like this...
If you do this, you'll get in an accident.
It's not going to break.
Everyone's wearing key chains.
It's no good.
So I just put it down.
That's amazing.
But if you do it like this...
If you touch it like this...
You'll find it right away.
You have to say it first.
It's not broken.
It's not damaged, is it?
No, it's not broken.
I'm glad about it.
I see.
Are you bad at it?
No, I'm not bad at it.
She put a car in her apartment...
And said, 'Gare, gare, gare!'
And as soon as she got out...
Who the hell is this?!
You're definitely a bad guy.
No, no.
If you say that again...
Matsumoto, you're a bad guy.
Why?
I'll become a money salesman.
You can't say that, Matsumoto.
You're a bad guy.
Even in private...
Natural and complete...
Jinnai.
To deepen their bond with Matsumoto...
Here's a suggestion from Kenkoba...
Well, but from now on...
That's right.
Please, Jinnai.
No, I really...
So, Jinnai, you should...
Yes.
Make friends with Matsumoto.
No, I'll make friends with you.
You're really my friend today.
Make friends.
No, no, no.
Make friends.
No, no, no.
But now that we think of it...
"Someone took off their black-and-white press release while in Osaka...
Right?
Taking off his black-and-white press release...
He swore it forever before...
He swore it.
When we swore it forever...
We'll say something like that.
maple and birch fire.
He'll play for us?
Ah! He's here. He's here.
"That was back then...
For him...
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about you.
What did you do all day today?
Matsumoto, come here and sit down.
I'm scared of you.
I'm not scared of you anymore.
Please trust me.
There is no place like this.
Matsumoto has never done anything like this before.
And they had a good time with Hamada.
Matsumoto accepted everything.
Jinnai sang with all his heart for Matsumoto.
As a friend of mine, I will sing for you.
After this, a miracle happened.
Jinnai sang with all his heart for Matsumoto.
As a friend of mine, I will sing for you.
Jinnai sang with all his heart for Matsumoto.
As a friend of mine, I will sing for you.
Jinnai sang with all his heart for Matsumoto.
My heart is very peaceful now
Because I feel the meaning of this day more precious than anything else
There is nothing special
Just a little more than usual
I don't know what kind of face you're making!
I don't know!
Hey, you can't sing like that, Amada-san!
Hey, let's do it in the chorus!
Yeah, let's do it in the chorus!
Yeah, yeah, let's do it in the chorus!
Let's do it in front of the chorus.
Yeah, let's do it in front of the chorus.
Please listen in front of the chorus.
Your voice isn't coming out at all.
No, in the chorus it comes out.
I'm always busy with something
I don't have many memories yet
But I'm sure I can step forward from somewhere
I'm sure I can step forward from somewhere
Hey, you're almost there!
You're almost there!
Amada-san, you're saying it so hard!
Hey, wait a minute!
You're almost there!
Sorry, sorry!
You're really laughing, aren't you?
You're laughing, aren't you?
Haki!
Haki, are you okay?
I'm fine.
I want you to step back a little more.
What?
I want you to step back a little more.
I'm going in.
We're friends!
I'm going in!
You're not going in?
I'm not going in!
You're going in!
I don't know what you're talking about!
This is the last one.
I dedicate it to my love.
Here we go.
I'm always busy with something
I don't have many memories yet
The future I can finally take a step forward from here
The bell of a new beginning is ringing in this city
I walk for a year, I laugh for a year, I die for a year...
Why can't you stop laughing?!
I can't take it anymore!
You've been laughing for a year!
I can't take it anymore!
You've been laughing for a year!
While Jinnai's miraculous singing voice resonated,
the three-hour friendly time is over.
And then, as a gift of a friendly T-shirt that they've become friends with,
Jinnai says...
Also, I have something for you two.
What?
I gave it to you when you were picking up my VTR.
So, I'm giving it back to you!
Are you serious?!
I really put it there for you two.
Oh, really?!
I'll learn how to ride it.
I'm really sorry about the song.
I put my feelings into it.
Thank you!
Jinnai and Monori, may you live happily ever after!
No way! Comedian Meta-chou Examination!
Meta-chou is a source of laughter where comedians write jokes that they think are funny.
In order to get hold of Meta-chou, they call comedians for a meeting and put up an examination at the entrance.
What appeared at the gate where the summers examined was...
Good morning!
What is it?!
Good morning!
What?! What is it?! Good morning!
Please come in!
What is it?! Please come in!
Yes, I'm sorry...
Oh, is it already open?
What is it?!
Good afternoon.
You don't look like you're from Shibata.
Good morning! Please take care of me!
You don't look like you're from Shibata!
Good morning!
I'm sorry!
Shimada-fusai.
A beautiful couple who made use of the singing voice of an opera singer.
This time, they hosted a docker meeting and gave us their storybooks.
Do you read stories?
Is this a storybook?
It's a story file.
You told me to bring a storybook today, didn't you?
Wait a minute.
It's beautiful.
This, too?
Yes, it is.
This is a story file.
What is this?
It's printed.
Yes, it's my precious book.
You did it?
Yes.
The story is clearly written like a textbook.
What's in it?
Otoku-san, did you find it?
What is it?
A company.
What?
A company's story.
This is about 5 o'clock.
A company?
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's a short story lined up like that.
From a company to a convenience store, let's pick up a story.
Shimanosuke's short story.
Convenience store.
Please give me this.
Would you like me to heat up your lunch box?
Please do.
Kansoune!
That's not how you say it.
Why do you heat it up?
That's not how you say it.
There's another way of saying it.
Couple fight.
You're the worst!
What do you mean?
You cheat on me every night.
You drink until dawn.
You gamble and borrow money.
You can't forgive women like that?
Of course not! Kansoune!
I don't know what you're saying.
Thank you very much!
There's not a single version that doesn't use "kansoune."
Except for "kansoune," there are a few others.
What is it that doesn't use "kansoune"?
Onsen Ryokan.
We've arrived at the ryokan.
You're Shimada-sama, right?
Fifty nights and fifty-one days, please.
That's not possible.
It's one night.
You're Jimanmei-sama, right?
But that's not possible.
I'd like to go to the onsen right away.
Can you show me the way?
Go right, go left...
Behind Tsukiyatari...
There's a pond.
Kansoune!
Oh, I said it.
"Kansoune" is wrong.
Don't say "kansoune." Just don't say "oharuno."
Suzuka Circuit.
Hmm...
There's a lot of mosquitoes here.
Mosquito!
"Kansoune" is a mosquito.
Shimada-san safely passes Netacho Onsen.
Meanwhile, at the entrance where the rain has stopped...
It's here.
Okay, stop.
At the entrance where the Ameagari Kesshitai is guarding...
Oh, you're here.
Okay, stop. Okay, stop.
Okay, come here.
What did you do today?
I had a meeting for a show called Dokkan.
Dokkan meeting.
Dokkan. I did Dokkan for that job.
It's gone!
Moody Katsuyama.
A new genre called "mood" has revolutionized the comedy world.
What is written in the script?
It's clearly written, isn't it?
Yes.
What is this?
This is the story of the duo.
I see.
Moody and Amagami are a duo.
Yes, I usually play Katsuyama and Kachi as a duo.
That's the story.
At this point...
It's better for Aigata to be Dokkan.
Thank you, thank you.
Moody, what is this?
What?
Friends. Friends, friends.
Friends, friends.
Dokkan, are you tired?
A new genre called "mood". Pay attention to Kinoko's song.
It's the same.
Even if you don't say it, mushrooms go well with anything and even if you grill it, it's delicious and even if you boil it, it's delicious and even if you eat it raw, it's delicious and even if you eat it raw, you can't eat mushrooms.
It's delicious.
Shiitake mushroom, shimeji mushroom, lightly grill it, add butter and soy sauce, serve it on a plate and it smells good. If you have a beer, you don't have to complain.
I sang about mushrooms lightly.
Thank you very much.
You really sang about mushrooms lightly.
It's not a mood song, but it's an izakaya's hint.
"irasshaimase" and "sumimasen deshita" and "mata okoshi kudasaimasu" are impersonations.
Show me.
I'm sorry, but can you show me one by one?
"irasshaimase" is...
"sharasei"?
"sumimasen deshita"?
"sarasei shita"!
"mata okoshi kudasaimasu" is...
"mao okoshi ku sarasasei"?
You three are ridiculous!
Our story-telling expert will continue.
After recording "linkan-in" one day, an entertainer died in an izakaya late at night.
That secret meeting was about to be held again.
"linkan-in mousou club" is finally...
This time, according to the topic raised by the viewers,
the entertainers will make "mousou" spread everywhere.
Let's do it!
Let's get excited!
"Bon"!
It's definitely a woman's action lines that you think you're interested in.
I want you to teach me.
You're separated, aren't you?!
If you're a man, you must think about "mousou" once in a while.
That girl might like me.
Women's actions and lines that make you think like that are...
By the way, if you listen to the voice of the city...
There's a lot of body-touching.
If you ask if she's there...
"konkon" or something like that.
As you can see from the results of the city...
So, what kind of opinions will come out of "mousou club"?
Of course, I don't have work tomorrow.
Old man, I'm off work.
It's a holiday.
If you say that, it's wrong.
Even if you don't have work, if you say you have work...
I have to work tomorrow.
Men, too...
There are times when you want to have sex, but you have to work early tomorrow.
It's like you're going to be annoying after you've had sex.
It's you, right?!
It's you from the past!
In my case...
The girl says, "Let me wear glasses."
I like girls who wear glasses.
No, that's definitely not me.
It's just that it doesn't feel bad.
It's easy to talk about as a common topic.
If you don't have love, you'll have to deal with it.
She wants to live, doesn't she?
I don't know how to deal with it.
I only have glasses.
For example, if you have two girls...
One of you says, "Let me wear glasses."
The other one touches your inner thigh.
My inner thigh?
That's not fair!
For example, someone who doesn't wear glasses...
This isn't just my opinion...
I read a book about mental health.
That's it!
That's not it!
For example, you have soy sauce.
You say you want to get some soy sauce.
If you don't have love, you'll have to do this.
If you have love, you'll have to do this.
What?!
That's not fair!
If you have love, you'll have to do this.
If you're interested in Haranishi, you'll have to do this.
Is that so?
He's an idiot!
I get it!
I get it, too!
Who likes soy sauce?!
Women who change themselves.
This is what's happening at the Delusion Club.
Next week's "Rinkan" is...
It's something no one has done before.
The second "Rinkan" first episode.
The comedians will challenge themselves with a challenge.
They will challenge themselves with a variety show beyond their limits.
Furthermore, a happening will occur in the studio.
Will MC Hamada escape?
I'll give you a song.
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