AISubs v3.4
The third person is...Horiken!
She can do whatever she wants...
Are you making fun of me?
And then, Horiken-sensei goes crazy and Macchan...
I'm sorry about that.
Tonight's Rinkan is...
I'm not doing it!
Rinkan-sensei, episode 3!
That entertainer who has a unique style of laughter...
Rinkan-sensei gives a convincing lecture!
The members can't stop cooling down...
In the heat of a gag!
YOSHIHAMA!
Six months ago, a young entertainer who was unsatisfied with his appearance came to preach to nine regular members.
That entertainer is...
Harrison Bond!
Matsumoto-san...
Yes?
When you're filming a movie...
Yes?
You're looking at the world...
I'm not!
I'm not looking at it at all!
What's wrong with that?
If you let your guard down, your feet will be saved right away!
Because of his love for Lincoln, he repeatedly suffered severe damage!
Thanks to that, the hearts of the nine members have become one!
Seeing that, Kenji Tamura came to Lincoln because he couldn't accept it either!
However...
Yakiniku Tamura is super delicious!
Yes!
The man's goal was to promote his own Yakiniku restaurant!
And now for the third episode!
Sorry for the wait!
Tonight, a man who is passionate about laughter will come to preach to nine members!
Mobile dot! Momi Momi!
Because he loves Lincoln!
Regular member nine members' passionate laughter guidance!
Teacher's Lecture!
Everyone, the teacher will be arriving soon!
No, it's fine!
It's fine!
It's not like you're going to teach us!
You guys are all doing your best!
Every time we do this segment, no one benefits!
I'm not in a good mood either, so I'm leaving!
Right now, the teacher is going to the bathroom!
Bathroom?
That's important!
I'm really relaxed, but I'm really nervous!
You're a reactionary opponent!
Opponent!
Like a physical education teacher, he always has a smile on his face.
What kind of teacher is he?
Is it a strategy?
Now, since the teacher has arrived...
Oh, please!
Sorry for the wait!
I know!
This time, the teacher is Neptune's big bokeh, Horiichi Ken!
He creates a laugh that only humans can do!
He's a laughter's fantasist!
Hurry up and teach us!
Is this bad?
Is there no second choice?
There's no second choice?
There's no second choice.
There's no second choice?
But it's not like it's an American school!
It's not an American school.
It's fine, it's fine.
The teacher will lead the class.
Stand up!
Attention!
Bow!
What's wrong?
This way! This way!
This way!
Bow!
Sit down! Sit down!
It's me!
Sit down! Sit down!
Today, the teacher who will teach you overnight is...
Overnight?
Overnight.
Ah!
Um...
What is this?
Yes! This is...
This is...
What do you call it?
Edge Jungle!
Well...
There's only one person who knows that name!
Edge Jungle!
What do you call it?
It's me, yes.
If it's me, you're the only one who doesn't know it!
What do you call Edge Jungle?
Is it a holiday prefecture?
That's too bad!
The correct answer is a holiday prefecture!
Holiday prefecture?
No, it's not a holiday prefecture!
The correct answer is not a holiday prefecture!
It's not a holiday prefecture!
It's not Kokuban Prefecture, it's Kamaboko Prefecture!
That's right!
She knows!
She knows it!
I've always known about it!
You guys don't know it!
I'm telling you now!
You guys don't know it!
We're getting close now!
You know I love Kamaboko, don't you?!
Huh?
You know it, right?
You know it, right?!
You know Kamaboko, right?!
You know it, right?!
Wow, Edge Jungle!
This is a content!
Wow!
I'm getting angry!
No!
I'm getting angry!
My mouth is watering!
How is it?
It's good.
The fish is good.
The reaction is good.
The fish is good.
Can I go home now?
Koriken Sensei is making fun of Only One of Bokeh in full swing.
What will happen to Koriken World which is full of originality?
Good morning, everyone.
What I want to tell you today is...
What?!
It's not good morning.
Everyone, I'm the biggest fan of Rinkan.
I love you all.
Every week...
I'm recording...
You're always recording.
You're recording.
I'm recording for H.B.D.
But...
It's hard disk.
As I thought...
Everyone is slipping little by little.
You said it.
It can't be helped.
The top entertainer is also human language.
Of course, there is slipping.
But...
But listen to Sensei.
Listen to Polynesian.
Polynesian?
What I want to tell you today is...
When you slip...
I want you to look at your bokeh.
If you have bokeh, you won't slip.
I want to know that.
You want me to tell you, don't you?
Of course.
You want me to tell you, don't you, Rinkan?
Rinkan...
Rinkan, you're the only one here.
I'm Rinkan.
You want me to tell you, don't you?
I want you to tell me...
Kamaboko is always in my mouth.
Kamaboko is noisy.
Kamaboko is noisy!
Your voice is small.
You're Haserenshu, aren't you?
Haserenshu for members with small voices.
Here, too, Polynesian Sensei has prepared his own phrase.
If you don't speak, you can't be a bokeh.
Right?
So, Sensei will speak now.
And if he says "Yes", please repeat it.
Here I go.
Riririririri Rinkan!
Yes.
Ririririri Rinkan!
Two-thirds of show production cost is downtown fashion.
Yes.
Two-thirds of show production cost is downtown fashion.
Not true.
Matchan's saving is 20 billion yen.
Actually, it's 300 billion yen.
Then say what you really think!
I'm sorry, but...
Man-chan, are you okay with paying off?
I'm okay with paying off.
Okay, next.
Hana-chan's eldest son is a bassist.
What?
What does that mean?
What's going on?
Is he a bassist?
Bassist...
He's playing the bass.
What?
Is he a bassist?
Next.
Summer's Otake twice a week is glasses supermarket.
Twice a week?
Summer's Otake twice a week is glasses supermarket.
You've been there, haven't you?
No, I haven't.
Shut up!
Next.
Summer's Mimura...
Yes?
...local location is breast panties.
What does that mean?
I'm looking forward to it.
You're looking forward to it?
There's nothing there!
What?
What are you looking forward to?
Let's hear another one from Summer's Mimura.
Another one?
Summer's Mimura...
...still has Seiko-chan's side dish.
Still has Seiko-chan's side dish.
Listen carefully!
I like it, but...
Next.
After the rain, Miyasako...
...chrome hearts over sandwich.
After the rain, chrome hearts over sandwich.
You love it, don't you?
I love it, but...
By the way...
...all of Miyasako's chrome hearts...
...are the same as Nanchan's.
They're all the same?
You're looking forward to it, aren't you?
Wait, wait, wait!
Everyone, please be quiet!
I have something to say!
Yes, yes!
I just said Miyasako...
Next, Hoto-chan!
What shampoo do you use...
...if you can't touch your hair?
I use a lot of different things.
I see...
Next, Amanotchi!
It's not over yet, is it?
Amanotchi!
Isn't there a version of me...
...where we all say it?
Let me touch my hair later, okay?
Otaro-san, you do that every time.
Why?
I don't know!
Why do you feel like that?
Amanotchi!
Take off your glasses and do shadow boxing!
That's true, that's true...
I'll do it!
How much do you know about me?
You're young!
It's your first time, isn't it?
That's embarrassing!
It's your first time and you're already fat!
It's bad, isn't it?
Next!
No one's complimenting you.
Compliment me!
That's right!
Next!
Udo-chan!
Book off and become an adult photographer!
Right?
No, not now!
There's a lot of compliments, but...
Who's your biggest fan?
Now?
Now...
It's Hiroto-san, so his name has changed.
By the way, my teacher's favorite photographer is Marian!
Applause for my teacher!
Next!
Lastly, vocalization practice!
Gussan!
Weekend Family Shoes Distribution Center!
What are you talking about?
What is it?
We have everything, from adults to children!
We have everything!
Shoes Distribution Center!
That's amazing!
The members don't do vocalization practice,
and this is the third time since the teacher started!
Vocalization practice is over!
It's over?
You can't make a sound at all!
What?
Well...
The timing...
What do you mean "timing"?
My teacher came up with these words with a microphone!
Do it properly with your voice! Louder!
But you'll get a reaction first.
Reaction first? Then do it! Do it yourself!
Huh?
Teacher!
You don't have to get so angry!
Then...
I don't know!
Thank you!
Ah, this is bad.
Then...
Ah, I'm mad.
He's mad!
I'm sorry about this.
What?! You're mad?!
You're mad?!
Um...
I'm sorry about being one of the most famous downturners.
No, no, no!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
What are you talking about?!
No, let's all go together! Let's all go together!
No, I'm really scared!
No, we have to go together! It's definitely new!
I'm scared!
I'm not doing anything that could make you apologize!
But you're mad.
You're mad!
But you're mad!
Is this a barricade?
It's probably a jungle.
Seriously?!
I think you'll get serious injuries, but let's go!
Blue Jot is tough!
I don't know what to apologize for!
Fourth grade, Momoyami.
I got pretty serious injuries.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
First of all, I'd like to thank you on behalf of all of us.
Thank you.
Seriously?!
I think you're going to get hurt a lot, but...
I'm sorry.
I don't know what I'm apologizing for, but...
On behalf of all of us, I'm sorry.
You're going to get hurt a lot.
I hate you.
I...
You came here?
What?
I'm sorry.
It's fine, but...
Yes?
You're trying so hard to hit me.
Try harder and hit me back.
That's right.
Red!
I don't know, but...
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'll do it.
You said you'd do it?
Yes.
What do you want?!
I've never seen you before!
Don't ask me anything!
What is it, Sensei?
What do you mean, Sensei? I don't know, but...
Okay, fine. I'll go now.
Okay.
I'll change my mind.
Let me borrow it.
You can't drink, can you?
Then I'll...
If you don't like it, get out of here!
Okay, I'll change my mind and go.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
The class ended in 20 minutes and 45 seconds.
Okay.
Go back.
Okay.
Go back.
I'm sorry.
Were you crying?
Why did you cry?
What happened?
Um...
I didn't get much out of it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
But, Sensei...
I think you should drink a little.
What?
You don't look good.
That's scary.
Jaka, jaka, jaka, jaka, jyan, jyan.
It's spreading.
I'm looking at this scenery.
It's beautiful.
As it is now.
It's spreading.
I'm looking at this scenery.
It's beautiful.
Why is it always me?
Once again!
It's beautiful.
I'm looking at this scenery.
It's beautiful.
Ad-lib is prohibited!
What's wrong with you?
You have been on air for a while.
What's your name?
What's wrong with you?
I don't have enough sleep.
You wrote this and ad-libbed "h-w".
What's wrong with you?
Is it "HORIUCHI LACKS SLEEP"?
Incorrect!
The answer is "HORIUCHI IS A NAPOLEON".
- How long have you been sleeping? - I've only been sleeping for three hours.
- You haven't slept at all. - No, I haven't.
Finally, the main subject, insurance class for when you slip.
What insurance can regular people like Dr. Horiken teach when they slip?
I'd like to tell you what to do when you slip.
I'd like to teach you in order.
First, Gussan.
You want me to teach you, don't you?
You don't want to slip, do you?
Of course not.
No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop.
When you slip, you have to lift up your thighs.
There's a TBS stadium in Osaka.
Lift up your thighs and come this way.
Stop, stop, stop.
Are you a photographer?
Are you serious?
Put your hands like this.
You're not looking at me, are you?
You're not looking at me.
Gussan, come here.
No, you put your hands like this.
Are you an old man?
You put your hands like this.
Gussan, come here.
Lift up your thighs.
You're amazing.
You're working hard.
First of all, insurance that Gussan can use when he slips.
Insurance that Gussan can use when he slips.
Gussan did an impersonation.
Gussan slipped an impersonation.
What do you do in that case?
First of all, I'll impersonate Gussan.
Just do it like that.
I'm Gussan.
Good morning.
What are you doing?
Are you making fun of me?
But you slipped.
You're not good at this.
I'll impersonate Inoki.
Let's do something different.
Let's do it.
One, two...
Sandwich!
You do that?
Who do you do that for?
Who was I just now?
You were a deacon.
You slipped and became a deacon.
That's terrible.
Do you want me to do it for you?
I'll impersonate Hanamaru.
Come here for a second.
I'll impersonate a deacon and impersonate Hanamaru.
You should impersonate Momoke.
It's Momoke!
You forgot about me, didn't you?
Okay, I'll impersonate Momoke.
What do you do?
A deacon says to Gussan...
What do you do?
I'll impersonate a weird person.
Go home, Kimura.
Gussan, please impersonate Kimura Kaera.
You should say, "Ready, start!"
Gussan, please impersonate Kimura Kaera.
Please!
Good evening, I'm Kimura Kaera.
Oh no, I slipped!
Oh no!
All right, you guys!
One, two, three...
Gyaah!
And...
Bang!
I can do it!
I can't do it!
Gussan, you did well.
I did well, didn't I?
I was right here.
I'm sorry.
I can't do it!
And...
Gussan, you remembered it well.
I can't do it!
It's not different at all.
It's better to slip.
Gussan, when you slip,
please say, "One, two, sandwich!"
So what should we do?
What should we do next?
What?
Hanamaru Cafe!
Why did it become like this?
Don't go to Hanamaru cafe.
What about Gussan?
So Gussan...
Write Gussan.
I don't do high-fives when I'm crossing my thoughts with someone else.
Who are you crossing your thoughts with?
Udo is crossing his thoughts with me.
High-five!
Udo-chan is crossing his thoughts with me.
Thank you very much!
What is this?
Next up is...
Chain Udo's insurance for when he slips and falls.
Udo-chan, you know,
there are times when you slip and fall while watching TV, right?
When that happens, you don't go "haha" but...
It's normal at the end, right?
It's normal.
It doesn't really affect the start of a relationship.
It's normal for a relationship to go up to this point.
First, Udo-chan said "haha" again.
Oh no! Oh no! Udo-chan slipped and fell!
Then, Hanamaru Cafe said...
Oh no! Udo-chan slipped and fell!
Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall!
I slipped and fell too!
Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall!
Then, Udo-chan said...
Narita Brian!
That's it!
Oh no...
Can you not do that in a duo?
Okay, let's try it again.
While filming "Moshimo Tours" together...
Udo-chan slipped and fell.
I see.
Should we do it like "Moshimo Tours"?
The song is completely different.
Ready...
Start!
So, Udo-chan, you know, we're going to a fun place today.
Ah! Wait a minute!
What's wrong?
Oh no! Oh no!
Udo-chan slipped and fell!
Fall! Fall! Fall! Fall!
Fall! Fall! Fall!
Hmm... Narita Brian...
Hurry up!
Thank goodness.
Is it true?
I might have won here, but...
Anyway, let's give him a big hand!
This city is scary.
Udo-chan, next time you slip and fall, let's do "Narita Brian" right away!
Next... "After the rain Previous"
The rain has come
That's a duo.
The rain has come
That's a duo.
The rain has come
Uto-chan!
Huh? What did you say?
Uto-chan! What shampoo are you using?
What's he using?
He's using the conditioner.
Is he trying to protect himself...
...and not tell anyone about it?
What?
Secretson!
Koto-chan, come back!
What is it?
It's funny!
What is it?
Sensei, can I say one thing?
Yes.
I'm the worst entertainer in the entertainment world.
What is it?
Sensei, what did you say?
Let's confess what we're not good at.
That's one-run cup TV.
One-run cup TV?
Sensei.
Next is the insurance for self-introduction jokes of Miyasako after it rains.
How about this?
He says, "I'm Hagesako."
I'm Hagesako.
I'm Miyasako.
That's your style.
I'm Miyasako.
Then you can't make jokes of it?
Not that many.
I'm Miyasako.
It's hard for you.
- It's dark in here. - My glasses!
- Are you okay?! - My glasses!
- Are you alright?! - My glasses!
My glasses! My glasses!
- I'll help you. I'll help you. - Yeah, yeah.
- Right? - Sensei, Sensei, your mouth stinks.
- Sensei, you're too nervous, your mouth stinks.
- Sensei, are you okay?
- Shut up! - Yeah.
- He's angry. - He's really angry.
- So, we did "Miyasako desu" together. - Yes, Miyasako desu.
- Miyasako desu. - Miyasako desu.
- As usual, you slipped.
- As usual. - And then...
- Shower, shower.
- No!
- Chikan! Chikan, you bastard!
- "Pirates of Caribbean"!
- You're doing it wrong!
- Let's try it again.
- I know what to do.
- Miyasako desu.
- Oh no! You slipped again!
- Again? - Again?
- Chikan!
- "Pirates of Caribbean"!
- First time, second time...
- "M.I.C.E.R.I.A."!
- Yeah!
- You got me.
- If you didn't get his slap, you would've slipped.
- I don't think I ever felt like that.
- If you didn't get his slap, you would've slipped.
- And...
- Let's clap for him!
- If you didn't get his "Miyasako desu"
- With "Ichidoru, Nidoru, Kuikondoru"
He couldn't hold back his laughter.
Summer's.
Summer's, come forward.
Raise your thighs.
Summer's.
Raise your thighs.
I didn't say it, but I did it.
I raised it a little.
This is Summer's theme.
Insurance when self-introduction gag slips.
There's no such thing.
There is.
Summer's like winter.
That's no good, either.
You didn't do it from the beginning.
That's hard for me.
To be honest, that's boring.
You didn't push him.
I'll help you.
You look like him.
I did Summer's and slipped.
First of all, Mr. Ohtaki.
Me?
I'm Nakameguro of Fukuoka.
I can't give up that area.
It's long.
Mr. Nakameguro was next to me.
I'm Makimao of Fukuoka.
Please talk to me in good Japanese.
In good Japanese.
Mr. Ohtaki asked me in a cool way.
I know how you feel.
Don't blame me for that.
That's what he said.
I didn't say it.
Please talk to me in good Japanese.
Don't blame me for that.
Please talk to me in good Japanese.
Then, Mr. Mimura cried like a horse.
It's long.
And finally...
Fumin, Fumin, Fumin.
At last, he said his favorite woman's name while kissing her.
If you were Fumin...
Since you are Fumin, you can say your favorite woman's name.
Can I?
Let's start with "It's winter, but it's summer."
It's winter, but it's summer.
Oh, no.
If you buy clothes, you're Nakameguro.
Cut!
Do you really want me to teach you?
Be cool!
Do you really want me to teach you?
It's your fashionable life.
Fashionable life doesn't exist.
Do you really want me to teach you?
Then, do you really want me to teach you?
Cut this finger!
See?
Cut this finger!
See?
Cut it!
I won't teach you!
Do you want me to teach you again?
If you really want me to teach you...
Stop right there!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
- What are you doing? - Grab it! Grab it!
- What are you doing? - I'll teach you! I'll teach you!
- I'll teach you! - I'm scared! I'm scared!
- Then do it seriously! - What are you doing?
Okay, ready, start!
- Funan ni... - ...soumasu... - ...funa ni... - ...soumasu...
Oh no! I spilled it!
As expected of Fukukabuda's Nakamuguro...
I won't forgive you for that!
I, Midori no Bakibao...
I know, I know...
Stop making things up!
Megumi...
Start! Start!
- What are you doing? - Start!
- Megumi... - What are you doing?
This choice mode...
- What are you doing? - Start!
Grab the next one! Grab it!
In any case...
Even if the self-introduction gag slips...
As long as Megumi is there, it's okay!
Next up is finally Downtown!
- Eh, me too? - Eh?
Okay, okay, okay...
If Momoagi is there, is it me?
Muroshama!
Okay, Mikey!
Okay!
Muroshama!
After this...
When Downtown slips...
Everyone panics!
Muroshi Hammer!
What is that?
You just said it, so it's fine, right?
It's fine!
You know, today...
I haven't heard of it.
For Downtown's sake...
This is it.
Macchan's Tattoo Jokes When Slipping
Look at this, Macchan!
When I see the faces of the guests...
Your face is like a shiitake mushroom and you're a manga artist.
It's a bit harsh to criticize.
Your face is like a shiitake mushroom and you're a manga artist.
All of those tattoos are insurance.
Let's try it out.
First, Macchan's tattoo slips.
Then, Hammer-chan will help.
It slipped?
Hammer-chan, go!
Why?!
Go!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
It's out. Osaka Meiba 2.
Meiba 2?!
It's out. Osaka Meiba 2.
"Why?!" came out.
It came out! It came out!
Right?! It came out!
Finger-tip! Oh, good!
Concentrate without blocking it.
Then, Macchan will go like this from behind.
Mobile!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Hammer-chan, Hammer-chan!
It's out!
In the middle, Ushio will do like this.
It's easy to feel, isn't it?!
It's out!
Then, Hammer-chan will do like this.
Then, Macchan will do like this.
Mobile.momimomi.
"momimomi," I like it!
Then, you two will go like "ka-ka-ka-ka-kakao- mame."
Then, Hammer-chan will go like "ka-ka-ka-ka-kakao- mame."
Then, you will show your tongue.
You two will line up like this and fly to the sky like "paraglider!"
You have to turn right.
Then, Macchan...
First, Macchan will...
What is it?! What the hell is it?!
I want to see it!
Wait a second. Sorry, Macchan.
AD...
Someone will imitate it.
Then, AD...
You imitate it.
Like, in real life.
In real life...
You're like...
the pistachio from last month.
It's out! It's out!
It came out! It came out!
I got it.
Don't say funny things.
No, no, no.
Don't say funny things.
I got it.
Don't say funny things.
Are you a man with glasses?
Oh, no. I got it.
Why?
Mobile dot.
Momi-momi.
Ka-ka-ka-ka-kakao-mame.
The last one is "sora-mage".
I got it!
Thank you!
Very nice!
Mac-chan, when you slip,
use mobile dot.
Momi-momi.
Everyone is satisfied and their gratitude is transmitted.
But can I say only one thing?
In this situation, I say harsh things, but is there anyone who is God of Enta?
Even one person, even one group.
No one.
What do you think?
What do you think, H-jungle?
What do you think?
Do you think you can go out if you ask Suga-chan?
I don't think so.
Let's do our best.
Let's look up.
Does that mean we can't go out?
Let's not run away.
Let's think about Neptune.
Chakra is close.
Gymnastics and drama.
What should I do?
You should think about it yourself.
I was driving in a parking lot the other day.
I was going to take a nap in a parking lot.
I was taking a nap in a parking lot for 12 hours.
You didn't sleep at all.
When I woke up, there was only one car in the parking lot.
It was dawn.
What do you think about that?
What do you think about that, H-jungle?
I think it's good.
Oh, no! I slipped!
I slipped!
I have to do it!
After this, Mr. Horiken's big adventure will continue!
Oh no! I slipped! I slipped!
Oh no! I have to do it! I have to do it! I have to do it!
Oh no! I slipped!
Oh no! I slipped! I slipped! I slipped!
What's up with you?!
Mmmmm! Mobile.momi momi and...
Ka...ka...ka...ka...kakao man melon...
Paraglider!
If it's higher, it's Discovery!
You get it! You got it!
You're the one who's delicious!
You're the one who's...
Alright! That's all for today's lesson!
Huh?!
What's up with you?!
Should we take a group picture and end it?!
Let's do a group picture!
Mr. Horiken, who borrows the name of preaching and does whatever he wants!
At last, everyone will take a picture together.
But...
Koto-chan, you can't take a picture with us.
Koto-chan, don't say like that.
It's okay. I'll join you.
Isn't it a timer?
It's not a timer. I'll join you.
Do we really have to push it?
I think it's working.
Do I just push it?
Anyway, I want to join you.
Will you join us?
Yes, I will.
Ask me "How was the sea today?"
Then, let's say "A lot of spears and swords" together.
Let's do it.
At last...
Here we go.
How was the sea today?
A lot of spears and swords!
Thank you!
That's all for today. I'll go home now.
Okay?
I'm really glad. Was it fun for you?
Koto-chan...
It was really fun.
He's really cool.
I just realized that...
I'm not good at this.
No, you're not!
The viewers are not good at this, either.
Using the linker members,
we played as much as we wanted.
It was "Horiken Sensei".
They are comedians who deliver laughter before you know it.
However!
It is also a fact that they sometimes slip.
The source of such comedians' laughter is the story.
So, this time in "Rinkan", we will implement an enhancement movement to prevent comedians from slipping.
We will award comedians who seem to have dangerous stories, regardless of whether they are young or veterans,
with other programs and fake meetings.
We called "TBS" with Mr. Chouji Neta.
From now on, comedians will come to "TBS" without knowing anything.
You are stupid!
Why don't you know anything?
No, we will come to "TBS" with a meeting.
With a blue face?
Yes, with a blue face.
Young comedians can't slip.
That's right, as a senior.
Life is changing.
That's right!
We are getting enough money.
We have a fairly stable life now.
To be honest, we have a nice apartment.
This time, at the entrance of two places, "Summers" and "Ameagaru Kesshitan" will take over "TBS".
What kind of story will come out?
"Rinkan", comedians "TBS" inspection!
At the entrance of "Rinkan", we will install a gate that reacts only to comedians and check "TBS" just before.
As soon as "Summers" inspects "Rinkan", a target appears.
Hello.
Huh? What's this?
Is it a jumper?
What's with the surprise?
Your uniform is torn, isn't it?
Gayle and Kino's twin laughter duo, "the touch".
A popular duo that makes use of their twin's characteristics and their skills in comedy.
They were praised for their comedy skills and their funny jokes.
Watch their comedy skills.
Watch their comedy skills...
They're telling you to watch their comedy skills, right?
They're telling me to watch it. I brought it with me.
You brought it with you, didn't you?
Check it out.
Wait a minute.
What is this? Wait a minute.
What are you talking about?
It's a DVD.
What is this?
Huh?
Where did you get this from?
You brought a demon king with you.
Hey, that's not fair!
It's different from "the touch"'s cute characters.
What kind of demon king are you talking about?
Did you pay attention to "the touch"'s joke?
Yes.
"the touch" also does "mura mura"?
What is "mura mura" supposed to mean?
For the first time on "the touch", what kind of jokes are written in "the touch"'s comedy skills?
There are a lot of "futago karate" jokes, aren't there?
Yes.
There are a lot of "futago karate" jokes.
What is "futago karate"?
I don't really do it.
Show me "futago karate".
"the touch"'s short comedy "futago karate".
"futago sniper" "the touch"'s short comedy "futago sniper".
"the touch"'s short comedy "futago sniper".
Hi, Mr. Ogura.
Hi, how are you?
Come this way.
Hi, stop.
Hi, stop. Please stop there.
I'm sorry.
Who the hell are you?!
A one-year career.
A newbie of Takada Corporation.
A gastronomic management whom SM Short Count sells.
He broadcasted and called about the fake specialty store meeting...
and that there is a fake shop.
- It's my collarbone. - Yes, your collarbone.
Your collarbone is coming out.
It's coming out now!
No! No!
I don't like it psychologically!
- Hey! - Yes?
- It's a joke! A joke! - It's a joke, right?
- What is it?
It's a joke, right?
- Yes, please. - Hurry up and get up!
- Get up! - Hurry up and get up!
- She's so cute. - She really is.
Which SM Short Contents contains dangerous jokes?
- I'm just asking for your opinion. - I'm embarrassed!
I'm embarrassed!
- Oh, you wrote a lot of them! - Yes.
- I see, I see, I see. - It's fine.
- Most of them are fake jokes. - What?
- Yes, I barely do them. - You barely do them?
- Yes. - Yes.
From fake jokes to rock-paper-scissors jokes, pay attention!
Sakata Corporation's SM Short Contents! Rock- paper-scissors!
One, two...
Tataide, Kabuti, Rock-paper-scissors!
This way!
Tataide, Kabuti, Rock-paper-scissors!
I lost! I lost!
It's not "mysterious" and "no"!
Get out of here!
Do you have a problem with that?
I'll let you do your own work.
My own work?
It says "my own work" here.
It's fine. I'm good at my own work.
Sakata Corporation's SM Short Content Meeting.
Now that we're here, let's have Onuki-san sing for us!
No!
Onuki-san, what are you going to sing for us today?
The same "nomomiji" as before.
"Nomomiji"? Isn't that great?
Everyone knows it!
Then, please!
I'll sing, so can you do the stage for me?
Huh?
I mean, the stage.
I'm telling you, teacher!
Stage!
Like this? Like this?
Autumn sunset.
Bells ringing.
I'll die if I'm not good at it!
Yakanaka Parade Sanctum Parade!
This is the only part I can't do it.
The question about the conditions of the story continues.
Next time on "Rikkaan"...
Which one is CG synthesis?
One will really use his body, and the other will use his acting skills.
The banana man will hang from the building's helicopter.
It's dangerous!
Which one really hanged?
Don't miss the young entertainer's life-and-death video!
And a new challenger for "Ristorante Rikkaan"...
Will be released soon!
This is scary!
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