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"Piss Drama" second season.
Take this!
And right after...
Tonight's "Lincoln" is...
"Dondequé"!
"Dondequé" showdown, second season!
The comedians will play their main songs, and the studio will be "Dondequé"!
And also, a new project! Which is better, CG or sound effects?!
And finally, "Piss Drama" final show!
Tonight, handsome guys will kiss actresses!
[Dondekkei (dondekkei)]
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dondekkei!
[dondekkei (dondekkei)]
A very popular song among various songs. [dondekkei (dondekkei)]
This phrase is said to be one of the most popular this year!
dondekkei!
On the last episode,
to decide how to use this "dondekkei" properly,
comedians revealed their heartfelt stories!
Mr. Bean's...
[Mr. Bean's... (laughing)]
And tonight, an even bigger "donburi" will be auctioned off!
Let's get right to it!
First up is this "donburi"!
Employee Suzuki Udo says...
When he sees sour food...
He gets sick of it.
Why does he get sick of sour food?
A person who knows Udo well says...
Yes, it's true that Udo-chan...
Gets sick of sour food just by looking at it.
I've been to a bar with him before...
And we ordered fried chicken.
Just by looking at the fried chicken's lemon...
He got sick of it.
Really?!
No, um...
Even if you don't smell it, you get sick of it.
Your face becomes something really good.
It becomes a big face.
What?!
Huh?
Actually, it's good to be sweet.
Apparently, Udo is a place where you can eat anything sour even if you don't have it in front of you.
So this time, I asked Amano, my partner who has the best cooking technique among comedians, for help.
I asked him to make sour food in the kitchen away from the studio.
I asked Udo to watch it in the studio after watching it.
Will Udo be satisfied with that alone?
Then, please actually see it on stage.
Udo-san, here is the sour iron man.
Hello, I'm the sour iron man.
What kind of food are you going to make?
For Udo-chan, who doesn't like sour things, I'm going to make a healthy drink using sour vinegar.
Then, please make the food right away.
First of all, there is wine vinegar.
This sour smell is quite appetizing.
What is this?
The point of this drink is lemon.
It's a refreshing scent.
Why are you crying?
I'm going to put it all in.
Is it okay for me to put it all in?
If you put it all in, it's complete.
Yay!
Damn it!
Thank you very much.
What does this mean?
When your body exceeds the limit of what you need more than necessary...
What do you mean "when your body exceeds the limit of what you need more than necessary"?
My vessel is full.
More than that...
You don't have permission, do you?
When you say "this will fit in your throat", it will.
That's right.
Look.
Here we go!
Hurry up!
Surprisingly... surprisingly you can't eat it.
You!
Next up is this donburi!
Donburi
Fujiwara Fujimoto Toshifumi
Even when he is attacked by a volleyball,
he doesn't move at all...
and keeps eating bananas.
I asked Fujimoto himself what this means.
Well...
In a variety show...
getting hit by a volleyball is pretty common, isn't it?
Well, for someone like me...
getting hit by a volleyball doesn't bother me at all, does it?
It's kind of funny, isn't it?
That's why I eat bananas.
Well...
Subtle curves?
No.
Funny?
Banana.
I asked someone who knows Ujimoto well.
Is that so? I don't know.
That's impossible!
What are you talking about?
That's sexual harassment!
One, two...
Drink it up!
She actually tried it.
This time, Ujimoto asked for a test.
It's a non-toxic spring used by all-Japan girls' volleyball team.
Even with the self-speed 80km/h attack of Japanese ace attacker Suuka Koyama...
...will Ujimoto be able to keep eating bananas without moving at all?
That's a lie!
Test start.
First of all, instead of greeting...
...Koyama's fierce attack...
...kicked away Ujimoto's banana.
However...
...it didn't work.
Since it didn't work...
...she decided to aim for Ujimoto's hip.
Test start.
Japanese ace attacker's attack was spectacular...
...and landed on Ujimoto's hip.
However...
But it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter at all, so I tried it at a close distance.
Verification start.
The ball hit Ujimoto's hip directly.
Looking at it with a super slow camera...
The ball hit Ujimoto's hip directly.
Fujiwara Ujimoto didn't care about the ball at all.
However, Fujiwara said the ball landed on the hip and hit Uhibo's hip.
Fujiwara Ujimoto didn't care about the ball at all.
But I think it's amazing that it doesn't move that much.
But if it's like this, it doesn't mean it's moving at the same time, does it?
It's not moving at the same time.
What made you do that?
That's right.
After all, this is an anti-theory against the current comedian.
After all, when it slips, it moves at the same time.
Then let's go ahead.
And only this one!
In any case, Masakazu Mimura is quite a beer- headed person.
Help me!
His partner Kazuki Otake, who knows a lot about Mimura, says...
Yes, it's true that Masakazu Mimura is quite a beer- headed person.
That's what you think, don't you?
That's not what I think.
There are people who drink beer more than me.
Five or six months is fun.
Or, depending on the person, it's four months.
Now, please see it on stage.
Help me!
I'm pissed off!
That's it!
Help me!
Is that okay?
You know that, don't you?
His nose is sticking out of his forehead.
Are you kidding me?
He's wearing a belt like this, isn't he?
And if you wear a belt like this, you look like you're playing ukulele.
It's like this.
Even if you say that, you don't press the button at all, do you?
This is a thin bowl of rice bowl.
I'm so hungry, but my legs are so thin.
Help me!
It's like a father in a golf course in the bath.
It's like a bowl of rice in an oven.
Help me!
Now, next is...
Of course!
Footballer Iwao Nozomu can't get excited at all when reading a novel by Kanno.
Iwao's partner Goto Terumoto said...
Yes, footballer Iwao can't get excited at all when reading a novel by Kanno.
Well... Yes, it's simply disgusting.
Please listen to how Iwao Nozomu reads it on stage.
Show me more of your nasty side.
In the shade of a triangular honeysuckle...
In the afternoon, I reach for my partner's pink pearls while ordering coffee or tea.
Wow, they're so moist!
What are you doing?
All around the room, I hear a crackling sound.
That subtle slimy smell made my man's thick stomach grow to the limit.
You should have won at least once!
My condition is...
You're not excited at all.
Amazing.
In other words, you erased the work with a rock.
When Ray Charles sang "My Love, Ellie", he didn't make you feel Keisuke Kuwata at all.
It's Ray Charles' fault!
Thank you.
By the way, I'm quite a cut candidate.
My Love, Ellie
Only this song is about it!
My Love, Ellie
Koumoto Junichi, head of accounting,
can take off his pants without being noticed by others.
About Koumoto's unexpected specialty, we asked someone who knows him well.
Koumoto said that he can take off his pants without being noticed by others.
Unfortunately, I've never seen it.
It's said that Koumoto used it for his wedding.
Tonight, we'll find out about it.
However, Koumoto's wife and children may be watching this program.
In order not to be caught red-handed, men's dolls will be used for practice.
Now, let's see it on stage.
Huh?
You guys, that's enough!
Huh?
Who are you?
Who are you guys?
What?
What is that?
Stop it! Stop it!
Thank you!
Can you see it?
It's neatly sandwiched between zeros.
It's only three zeros.
If that's the case, I'm glad it's only zeros.
This is bad, right?
What's wrong with you, TVS?
Next up is this one only!
Shinagawa Shouji.
Shouji Tomoharu is...
a friend of a dog.
Who are you? Who are you?
Shouji Tomoharu said this...
Yes, it's true that I, Shouji Tomoharu, am a friend of a dog.
But it seems like the dog likes me.
I don't know why, but...
the dog gets closer, doesn't it?
I think it's because it wants to live a little longer.
Now, please watch it on stage.
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Shinagawa Shouji.
Shouji Tomoharu is...
a dog and a friend.
So...
Please see it on the stage!
What are you doing!?
What do you want!?
What are you doing!?
You...
What is that!?
What are you doing!?
This is terrible!
What do you want!?
What is that!?
You're painting something, aren't you!?
You were painting something, weren't you?
It smells really good!
You just ate a nipple, didn't you!?
It's like...
Let's go home.
Wait!
After this...
Finally, handsome Shouji and...
that actress and kiss drama!
Thank you for coming today!
It will start soon!
What is this?
Is it an award ceremony or something?
As usual, your way of spending money is strange.
Thank you for waiting.
It will now begin.
First, please watch this VTR.
New project! Action or Reaction?
Who will be the CG?
We are the new cast.
We are here at Fuji's solo show.
It's nice to see you all.
It's cold.
We are about to show you something.
It's this!
Chon!
What is "chon"?
Don!
What is "don"?
It's CG!
It's scary.
It's scary, everyone.
As you just saw,
if you use CG synthesis technology,
you can make it look like the background is real.
This is a quiz segment using CG synthesis.
A comedy duo who is confident in their acting skills will challenge a flashy scene like an action movie.
For example, if Ogi or Hagi is the host,
either of them will act where there is nothing and make the background look like CG synthesis.
Regular people at the venue will see their acting and guess which is CG synthesis.
Now, let's see each duo's acting skills.
First, let's see Ogi's acting with his mouth full of mochi.
(burp)
That's what it feels like.
Good, isn't it?
Next, Iwao will show you how he won 300 million yen in lottery.
(gasp)
Oh, I won a lot.
(gasp)
You all need to use your acting skills.
We'll use the CG and actual acting,
and trick everyone in the studio!
Ready, and...
Hey!
And so, today's star,
acting-type entertainer Dokumen, will enter.
What are you looking at?
What's that?
How was our acting skills?
How was it, Matsumoto-san?
How about Yaogi's mochi?
Say it again, Yaogi-kun.
Mochi.
How about you do it, Matsumoto-san?
Do it again?!
Let's do it!
Then, Hamada-san and...
Can you do the one where you hit the AD?
Can we go back?
What about you, England?
No, it's fine.
What's up with you?
It's fine.
I don't have confidence.
Actually...
From now on...
Each of us...
We're going to do a reaction, but we'd like you to guess if it's a real reaction or a CGI one.
Let's start with Ogiyahagi.
Action or reaction? Which one is CGI? First question!
This time, Ogiyahagi is going to try a big explosion scene that you often see in action movies.
First of all, to decide who's going to act, they rush to the set.
And from now on, in order to increase their concentration as an actor, they'll check their locations one by one.
This is Takahashi Racing. Thank you for your cooperation.
This is Sakai-san of Takahashi Racing, a well- known stand company.
When you say "Takahashi Racing", it sounds pretty reckless.
No, no, no. It's completely safe.
Is this where it's going to explode?
Those three?
Yes, it's going to explode.
How high is it?
It's about 20 meters above the fire pillar.
20 meters?!
Yes.
By the way, this explosion is...
It's about 20 meters above the fire pillar.
Will either of them experience this huge explosion at a very close distance?
It's possible that something will fly a little.
Something will fly a little?
Of course, it's something that burns, so it'll explode.
Oh, like fireflies.
I don't think we should do it until we have the technology to prevent fireflies from flying at all.
On the other hand, what I was concerned about was...
It's not for three of us, is it?
Is it dangerous for you?
You look like an amateur.
You look like you're doing it for the first time.
Can you do it for me, veteran?
I'm already a veteran.
Is it okay?
Did you put your hand in it?
Aren't you an amateur?
After the site verification and deciding who will act...
Here's the problem.
One of them is a real explosion.
The other one is acting and CG-forming the background.
Which one is acting?
Let's start with the firefly explosion.
Five seconds until explosion.
Four, three, two...
Wow!
Next, let's watch the firefly explosion.
Five seconds until explosion.
Four, three, two...
Wow!
The firefly is acting!
Is it really a firefly or fireflies that are CG- forming?
I don't know!
When I saw the fireflies last week, I thought they were fireflies.
Me too.
If you have any questions, you can ask us.
So you did the CG segment after watching the real fireflies?
Based on that...
Why are you covering your mouth?
Ask me anything!
Now, everyone!
Please write your answers!
I wrote it!
It's a CG segment, right?
That's dangerous!
Please write your answers!
We're divided.
We're pretty divided.
Mine is...
CG.
If the fireflies are CG, we lose.
Why do you think that?
Fireflies make surprised sounds as soon as they explode.
I've heard of fireflies and fireflies in the morning, but I feel like they make sounds.
I see.
Fireflies are fast no matter what you do.
They're fast.
They're fast no matter what you do.
They're fast.
I see.
If you're going home, it's now or never!
You can go home!
What about you, Ogi?
When the fireflies explode, Ogi moves back a little.
He moves forward because he's scared.
He moves back a little.
He doesn't move forward because he's scared.
If I write my answer, will it change?
It will change.
Both of them sound like lies!
Both of them sound like CG!
I see.
I'll write Ogi's answer.
Ogi is scared.
I wrote it!
If I wrote CG, I win.
Now...
Here is the correct video!
Hitoshi Matsumoto's first directorial work.
He's Japanese!
Action or Reaction? The correct answer is...
Let's start with the explosion at night.
Five seconds until the explosion! Four, three, two...
Action or Reaction? The correct answer is...
So, the correct answer is this video!
In other words, Yahagi's acting was CG synthetic.
By the way, the reason for making this synthetic film is...
Sorry, I don't know!
In this CG synthetic acting...
This big explosion video...
If you combine these two...
Don't be surprised!
A more realistic one-scene than the real thing has been completed!
And so, as you can see, Ogi is...
Yes, it was a real explosion reaction!
By the way, if you look at it from a different angle...
What a surprise! A fireball was falling only 30 centimeters away!
However...
And so, the correct answer is...
Yahagi is CG5!
And so, the correct answer is...
Yahagi is CG5!
Yahagi wins!
If I had won, I would have given you a lot of time.
But in the end, you lost.
I was beaten by Agi.
I was beaten by Gussan.
Furthermore, after this...
Football and banana manga "Karada Hattai" will be challenged!
Tonight, finally...
A kiss drama with an actress will be released!
I want to kiss like this!
A dream project where an entertainer makes their own ideal actress and ideal kiss drama!
Tonight's second part is...
Shinagawa Shouji's "Handsome Shouji"!
The staff has negotiated with the actress who wants to kiss!
The schedule is difficult...
I'm really sorry!
I can't do it.
Kissing is a little...
She can't appear in a kiss drama!
But in the meantime, this actress...
Should I leave it up to you?
Do you want me to leave it up to you?
If you say you want me to do it...
If you're okay with me...
Surprisingly, she agreed to appear in a kiss drama!
And with that...
Arimori has decided!
And the next day, the shooting begins under the direction of Director Shoji!
The ideal kiss scene for Shoji is...
One day, a waitress's daughter, who Shoji secretly cares about, is kidnapped by a self-raiser.
In order to save her, Shoji appears.
And after a fierce fight, he successfully rescues her.
Finally, he gives her a hot kiss.
And the work of his heart and soul has been completed!
What kind of kiss scene will it be?
And?
What happened in the middle of it?
It was pretty tough.
Tough and...
That's right.
If we take a little, we might as well die.
On the other hand, if we get involved...
They won't deal with us.
We can't do anything about it.
Water...
Hey!
Yakuza are strong enough to be underestimated by amateurs!
You...
Are you going to quit yakuza?
I'm sorry!
Hey!
I'll run away right away!
These guys...
No matter how much time they have, they're worthless.
It's about...
Your turn!
He'll definitely come, dad.
Oh, I'm sorry!
Thank you!
Come again!
Dad, next!
120 yen.
Thank you!
Here you are.
Welcome!
Hey, Tomaru!
Are you done now?
Yes.
I'll have a beer, please.
Sure.
I'm tired.
Here you are.
Thank you!
I'll have the usual, please.
Sure.
Don't come here every night after work.
Did you go out sometimes?
Shut up!
If you don't find her soon, you'll be late like my Yuko.
You're right.
Yes, this is a burger restaurant.
Hello?
Yes, this is a burger restaurant.
Hey, take off your eye mask!
What's up?
There are many people like yakuza recently.
They want to sell this restaurant's property.
Maybe they want to redevelop it.
It's said that this land will be sold off.
It's always like this.
Hello?
I won't sell this restaurant!
Here you are.
Thank you!
If you don't come here, you won't have a place to eat.
If I don't come here, this restaurant will collapse.
That's why I'm here!
Here you are.
Excuse me!
If you don't fix it, you can't get a girlfriend!
Idiot! The sauce goes best with natto!
Oh, it's so good!
You bought too much.
Oh, it's so good! I can't stand it anymore!
Shit!
Wake up, Mr. Shiga! Are you okay?!
I don't know...
What the hell happened?!
Actually...
I just heard something like a fight...
Welcome!
What are you doing?!
Stop it!
Then...
Give me your license.
I won't!
Huh?!
Shut up!
I won't give it to anyone!
I won't!
It's too late for you to give up.
You bastard!
Stop it! Stop it!
Wake up!
Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
I have to do it!
I have to...
I heard it's under the third floor...
Let's go...
I'm begging you...
Mr. Shiga...
Mr. Shiga!
I don't know what I don't know, but I won't tell you.
We're in trouble, too.
You're right.
That's all for now!
You're done here.
Goodbye!
Die!
I've been looking for you, but I can't find you.
Is this what you're looking for?
Who are you?
Me?
Unfortunately, I don't have a name for villains.
Tomoharu!
What did you say?
Here's the copyright you want.
Now, give it back to her.
Then give me that copyright!
No, she's first!
You're a pain in the ass.
Wait.
Let him talk.
Now, give me the copyright!
Here you go.
Then I'll go.
Give me the copyright!
Who are you?
Hey!
Stay here and wait for me.
Hey!
Are you OK?
You're making me worry.
What are you doing here?
I didn't come here because I like you.
I happened to pass by and heard a woman screaming.
I was wondering what kind of beautiful woman was there.
And I found you.
Thank you.
Anna...
Can you protect me?
I'm not the only one...
Do whatever you want!
Are you okay?
Hey, I'll call an ambulance.
Wait!
At a time like this...
If you were a nice woman, you'd kiss me.
What are you talking about at a time like this?
Wait!
Idiot!
This is what I wanted.
I went to see you every day.
I'm sorry.
Yuko...
I'm sorry.
Hang in there.
I don't want you to die.
I...
Thank you for your hard work.
This program...
Thank you for your hard work.
...was brought to you by the following sponsors.
Thank you all for being with me.
I'm glad it's you, Ms. Amimori.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
It's been a while since I kissed someone in a drama.
It's embarrassing.
That's right.
Right?
The next episode of "Rincan"...
"Ristorante Rincan", "Summers", and "Murapen"...
I want to die.
They'll try their hand at a full course meal using high-end ingredients.
I'm not doing anything wrong.
It's a dish, you know.
A dish that has never been seen in a ristorante market...
A crisis for Matsumoto's ears...
A crisis for Matsumoto's ears!