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Tonight at nine o'clock!
Wow, it's a special!
This program is brought to you by...
...the following sponsors.
Tonight, we have...
...the third huge project!
The site is full of fear-inducing destructive power!
Wow, it's a special!
And now...
...those big-time comedians...
...will make their appearance!
Who are those big-time comedians?
Tonight, they will perform in "Workless Karaoke"!
Tonight, the comedians will compete with their singing abilities!
"Workless Karaoke"!
Lincoln's Special
It's a busy March day. For some reason, we're in Tochigi.
So, what's for today's special?
Well, it doesn't feel like Lincoln.
Isn't the weather too good?
That's right.
You can't have this weather in Lincoln.
That's right. Why is the bag in a vinyl house?
That's a good point.
So, today's special is the third one.
Yes, yes, yes.
I heard there will be new faces today.
That's right. There have been a lot of comedians recently.
That's right. Let's reduce them.
Let's kill them all!
A challenge that has never been done on a show before.
And that is...
The third series of "Giant Projects"
Congratulations!
Originally, this project started with Hamada's birthday celebration.
The first series of "Giant Projects" started with Hamada's favorite peyoung.
The second series of "Giant Projects" started with Hamada sweating in midsummer.
They all tried to make a super-giant Tokoreten.
We did it!
But this time, it's even worse.
A super-giant "that" that no one has ever seen before attacks the comedians.
That super-giant "that" is...
The hint is hidden in this outfit in downtown, but...
First of all, we're going to call regular people who are currently standing by in the waiting room.
Well, they don't know anything yet, so they're doing it in a hurry.
I'm calling you from a different location.
That's right.
I've made a script and a fake script.
I'm going to eat ramen today.
I'm not going to eat ramen with you guys.
Now, let's take a look at seven people who really don't know anything.
Miyasako has been sleeping since morning.
(Singing)
However, Miyasako, Gussan and Amano don't know that a life-and-death project is about to begin.
(Singing)
Shall we go and have a look?
Well, let's go and have a look and see what kind of reaction we'll get.
That's right.
They're talking about different things.
Shall we go around?
(Singing)
Can you give me a sewing machine?
Oh, a sewing machine.
(Singing)
That was close!
It looks like Daotan has transformed.
Thank you!
What did you guys think of today's show?
We loved it!
We don't eat stuff like that!
That's because you're special today!
You're special!
We don't eat stuff like that!
That's because you're special!
We don't eat stuff like that!
You're special!
We don't eat stuff like that!
You may be in trouble today, but the show has gotten bigger.
Let's reduce it!
Reduce it!
Let's reduce it!
We don't want it!
Let's reduce it from this world!
Is that what you're saying?
Let's change!
I can't speak normally in that outfit.
I don't know if there is a princess and a character.
There are 3,000 people.
Hurry up and get out of here.
I'm in a hurry.
Hurry up and get out of here.
I don't know who came out last.
Hurry up and get out of here.
What are you doing?
Don't kill me.
I don't want to die.
My bed is broken.
Don't kill me.
I have to fix it.
Thank you for waiting.
Hamada hates being waited for.
Who is Piri?
It was Mimura who tried to deceive me.
Thank you for waiting.
This outfit fits my mother's intention.
I don't know. I'll know when I get there. I'll get on the bus and go somewhere.
Don't buy it yourself.
Are you still wearing shoes?
What are you doing?
I'm turning.
What are you doing?
Anyway, everyone is here, so they move to the scene.
Where will Genkaan's pirates be taken?
Going by bus for ten minutes.
I can see a creepy place where rocks cut off.
In addition, for some reason, a huge crane was on standby.
The pirates, who had a bad feeling about the unusual atmosphere of the site,
and finally arrived at the stage of fate.
Yes, everyone, let's go!
Wow!
You don't know even if you bury it like this, do you?
Wow!
Are you ready, everyone?
Yes.
What are we going to do?
What we are going to do here is...
This!
What?
What is it?
Three-hour, two-hour special, huge crane project, third edition!
Super huge crane project!
Wow!
Even that sign alone is already expensive!
What is it?
Wow!
It's Crohiena, so you only see such things.
Crohiena!
Everyone, you know...
Speaking of special editions at this time of year, it's Crohiena, isn't it?
Which song is it?
Mostly Crohiena.
You like quizes and stuff like that, don't you?
We will challenge the huge Crohiena!
The 3rd "Giant Projection" is...
A super-giant blackbeard crisis challenge by the Lincoln members!
Let's meet the super-giant blackbeard of the problem!
Let's see the giant blackbeard!
Come out, blackbeard!
He's coming out now!
Rikaan's "Giant Projection" Part 3 is about a super- giant blackbeard crisis!
Let's meet the super-giant blackbeard who once was a problem!
Let's see the giant blackbeard!
Come out, blackbeard!
He's coming out now!
Wow!
How much did it cost you?
It cost me 16 million yen!
Wow!
16 million yen!
You can't buy anything else!
You can buy an apartment!
Wow!
If you work hard, I'll give you a guarantee!
Wow!
This super-giant blackbeard is 12,000 times bigger than usual!
Its height is 5 meters!
Even a blackbeard doll on a barrel is over 2 meters!
In addition!
Its blade is 1.5 meters!
Everything is the size of a firecracker!
A total cost of production...
16 million yen!
The super-giant blackbeard crisis just before launch is born here!
This time, even the scale of the backstage is out of place!
A week ago...
More than 100 staff and a large number of materials arrived in the mountains of Tochi!
Day and night...
Construction continues as soon as it is closed!
Finally, the super-giant blackbeard has been completed!
Wow!
That size is probably bigger than us!
It's huge!
I don't like it!
By the way, it seems that Midoriyama rejected it!
I don't like it!
By the way, before launch...
That cliff was up to here!
Wow!
I've done it like that once!
While you guys are playing games...
Can you give me your swords?
No, no, no!
This won't end easily.
What will you do?
This house will fly away.
Will it fly away?
No, it will fly up, but it won't be a big deal.
It will fall, won't it?
No, it will fall.
But it won't hit you.
No, no, no!
If it hits you like this, it's over.
If it hits you and flies away, run away like this.
No, no, no!
Are you okay?
First of all, they will check the power of the giant blackbeard with a one-tenth gun.
No, no, no!
One-tenth power!
It's scary!
It's pretty scary!
The blackbeard surprised me the most!
It's scary!
It's like water slush!
It's scary!
What is it?
Is it one-tenth?
It seems like it's one-tenth.
It's one-tenth!
It's scary!
Here, they will review the rules of "blackbeard emergency shot".
Players will point their swords in order, and if a blackbeard flies away, it will fly away.
This time, we will use swords with sensors.
If there is nothing in the hole you pointed, of course it will not fly away.
However, if you point it in a hole where a firing device is installed, it will turn into a gunpowder.
The blackbeard will be fired up in the sky.
Of course, there will be no trouble at all.
A blackbeard's firing with one eye is also possible.
It's a perfect "gachinko" match.
"Gigantic Series" Part 3.
Super Giant Blackbeard's First Shot
Here you are!
I'm scared!
I'm scared of this!
Don't line up like you wanna die!
I don't wanna be lined up!
Masumoto-san, it's fun, isn't it?
It's fun!
I heard later that you have a great killing ability.
Even if you get burned, don't let it smell like fire.
Stop it!
Let's go cleanly in the afternoon!
It's hard to go every day!
Now, everyone!
From now on...
I'll let you play various games here!
Yes!
The one who loses in the game...
will step back and stab with one sword.
Wow!
If you stab with one sword and it's a save, the next game will start.
Wow!
We've done it so far!
The one who loses in the game may die.
I don't know.
I've done it since I was born.
I can do it.
But if you do it once, it's not a save.
Stop it!
I don't know about you.
I don't know.
I don't know where to stab.
Also, Masumoto-san!
I know it's the other way around...
but don't get too close!
It's amazing!
Don't get too close!
It's amazing!
Don't get too close!
It's amazing!
With black beard and courage...
it's the first step of destiny!
- Well, it's special. - Yes.
I don't think we can make it with the first shot.
If we make it with the first shot, we won't be able to breathe.
- That's what we think. - We can't think of it.
- It's fast.
- We can't breathe. - We can't breathe.
- There's a song. - There's a song.
- We can't breathe. - We can't breathe.
It's related to work.
The second game is...
"Balloon Gum Inflating Competition"!
Everyone will chew a bunch of gum...
and if you can make a balloon, you'll pass.
If you can't, you'll go home with black beard.
- How do we do it? - Let's each take one.
- Take it and... - Turn it! Turn it!
- We can't do it yet. - We can't do it yet.
- You can't put it in your mouth yet. - It's just one word.
- Oh, it's soft. - Chewing gum...
- That's right! - You'll put it in your mouth first.
- That's right! - And you'll judge it, Matsumoto - san.
- Yes. - Don't say you can't do it if it's too small.
My mouth is empty.
- I'm nervous. - I'm nervous.
- The one who gets it will be tested. - Yes.
I can't chew gum, but I can put it in my mouth.
- You put it in your mouth? - Yes.
- I can put it in my mouth. - I can put it in my mouth.
"Balloon Gum Inflating Competition"!
Ready...
Start!
- Even though it's a TV show... - Even though it's a TV show, it's really hard.
- It's hard.
- If it's summer, it'll be softer. - If you think you can do it, raise your hand.
- Please evaluate it. - It's the power of your jaw.
- You're really serious.
- It's the power of your jaw. - You're serious, comedian-san!
Yes, Miyasako-san!
Miyasako-san!
- Ah, it's no good! - It's no good. It's no good.
- Yes, Mimura! - Yes.
- Yes, Seifu! - Seifu!
- Yes, Miyasako! - Yes, Seifu!
- Yes, Gutsu-san! - Yes, Seifu!
- This is a little subtle. - A little more, a little more, just a little more.
- Yes, Otoja! - Yes, Otoja!
- Yes, Seifu! - Yes, Otoja!
- Too small! - Too small!
- It's always small. - You're right.
- Yes, what should we do? - It's dangerous! - It's dangerous! - Yes, Seifu! - Yes, Seifu!
- It's dangerous! - Yes, Otoja! - Yes, Otoja!
- Otoja, don't say it once. - Too small!
- Do your best! - You never learn martial arts!
- I can't do it! - Is that all you've got?!
- I can do it! - Is there such thing?!
- Do your best! - You should do it!
- Give it a chance! - Your turn!
- Don't do it! - He won!
It's Udo Suzuki.
Udo, do it!
Try it! Try it!
Don't give up!
What?
You're just sticking out your tongue.
I'm Udo Suzuki!
Udo Udo!
I'm Udo Suzuki!
Udo!
That was close!
I've never been praised like that in my life!
Seriously?
The first one to be praised is Udo Suzuki.
Come forward!
I'm scared!
Oh, thank goodness!
Hold this!
You can do it!
I didn't press anything!
You didn't press it all the way!
I didn't press it!
Okay.
Then I'll take this off.
Just in case...
Oh!
This is...
It's coming off!
It's totally a bogey, I'm scared.
Okay, Udo-chan!
Yes!
Get out of that door.
You came in earlier.
Wow!
You can do it, Udo-chan!
I'll do my best!
We'll watch you from here.
We'll watch you from that far away?!
Udo-chan, get out of the red car and walk straight ahead.
I'm scared of this.
Yes.
Wow, if this really was my first try...
I'm sorry!
I won't let you blow up the gum either!
That's fine!
It's fine if you blow up the gum.
Okay, Udo-chan!
Yes!
This is bad!
Calm down!
Now...
Will it pop or not?!
Okay, let's go, Udo-chan!
What?!
Where are you taking me?!
Udo-chan!
It's not there!
It's a bogey!
Are you sure you want to go there?
Yes!
Right now...
Um...
In front of me...
I don't think it's there!
Um...
I don't think there's a bogey there!
Anyway, we'll go there!
Udo-chan, are you okay?!
Hey, Udo-chan!
It's fine if you decide where you're going!
For now, let's go!
It's like we're going to a battlefield!
Okay, go!
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
You can do it!
It really is a life-and-death challenge!
A super-huge black beard!
The first step of destiny!
What are you doing?!
Why did you make me look like this?!
I'm sorry!
Um...
It's sacred ground!
Yes, it's sacred ground!
It's sacred ground!
When you stab it, say "I'll stab it here!" and then stab it!
Don't suddenly back down!
Yes, understood!
I don't think you can do it here!
I'll stab it!
I'm scared!
A stone's coming!
If you hit it, you'd better think about where to run away.
It must be in front of you!
In front of you!
Why are you coming back?
If you hit it, do it right away!
If you hit it, I'll go right away!
Everyone, I'll hit it here!
Yes!
Then let's go!
I'm scared!
I'll go!
To the deepest!
I'll go!
To the deepest!
I'll go!
To the deepest!
I'll go!
To the deepest!
As soon as you point it, right?
Yes, I'll go as soon as you point it!
Everyone, I'll point it here!
Yes!
Then, let's go!
Scary!
Will it fly?
Won't it fly?
The moment of fate!
I'll go!
To the deepest!
I'll go!
To the deepest!
I'll go!
To the deepest!
I'll go!
To the deepest!
It's slow!
You died gently!
It's slow!
It's bad if it's late!
It was slow!
I'm sorry!
I don't know when!
I'm sorry!
Oh, go back!
Blackbeard Yuki wins and advances to second place.
Who will be the winner?
Next is hot coffee drinking competition!
Hot coffee drinking competition.
Blackbeard Yuki will be the winner.
Blackbeard Yuki wins and advances to second place.
Blackbeard Yuki advances to second place.
This is hot!
This is nothing!
This is really hot!
This is nothing!
He's sweating.
This is nothing!
Here we go!
Start!
It's hot!
Raise your hands if you drank it!
This is really hot!
What do you mean by "really hot"?
It's really hot!
I don't think there's anything like "let's do it"!
"Let's do it"?
You can mix it and cool it down.
But if you spill it, you'll lose money.
I see!
It's not bad!
Miyasako is fast!
Gussan is good too!
Miyasako wins!
Gussan!
You can just burn yourself!
It's simple!
Start!
It's slow!
It's dangerous!
It's slow!
There's still a chance!
You're drinking good medicine!
Medicine good for you!
The winner is...
Otake from Summers!
I'm not getting drunk at all!
It's a shame!
The second place goes to Otake from Summers!
Well...
Welcome!
What are you doing?
Alright!
Gussan!
Welcome!
I'm scared!
I don't know if it's safe or not!
It's over!
Do you decide where you want to go first?
Well...
The front side...
They all look dangerous!
It's hard to go up there!
That's right!
It's safer up there!
I'm off!
Let's go!
Will Otake be able to win at the cost of his life?
The second piece of fate!
Wow! It's huge!
It's huge!
It's close!
Now, Otake...
The second piece...
Even if you peek...
I can't see anything! It's black!
Really!
What did you peek at me for?!
Think about the same line!
Is it okay for you to move because the stairs are blocking you?
As expected of our opponent!
I'm still scared of the pin!
Still...
Still, you have it in your head!
I really want to go up there!
Otake, what will you do? Over there?
I'll go up there!
Huh?!
Wow! I'm not sure about this!
Which one do you run to?
Which way do you run?
I run that way.
To the front?
Yes!
The knife is in the way of the same line as the knife.
Knife?
Knife!
I can't stab it.
What did you do wrong?
I see! When you stab it...
Yes!
Ah! That's it!
Are you ready?
I'm ready!
Then...
I'll go!
Will you fly?
Will you not fly?
The moment of fate!
It's too late!
I'll go!
Up until now, it has been brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
Otake, what are you going to do? Over there?
Then I'll go over here!
Am I going to be okay?
Which way are you going to run?
I'll go that way.
The front?
Yes!
That knife won't get in the way.
What is this?
It's a jive.
It won't get in.
What's wrong with it?
That's right!
I see! When you stab it...
That's right!
I see!
Are you going to stab it?
I'll go!
Then Otake!
Go!
Will it fly?
Won't it fly?
The moment of fate!
Then Otake!
Go!
It's coming!
Run!
I'm okay!
That was a good escape!
I thought you were dead!
What is this?
I said "win".
This is scary!
I said "win".
Save! Save!
I couldn't hear "win" anymore.
I'm sorry.
This is what I have to say.
We're not going to give you any specifics.
Well, well, well!
With just two of these...
Save it! Save it!
Blackbeard and Yukio's third challenge.
There are 16 holes left.
Who will win?
- Japan was safe. - Well, if it's only Japan, there are 18 holes left.
- But it's only the second half. - Yeah, it's already bad from the third half.
The next fun game is...
Hamaguri Hayappakkan Gyozo!
Each of you will grill a hamaguri
The one whose shell opens wide will lose
If you don't open wide until the end, you will lose
Please choose your hamaguri
This is good, isn't it?
Cheap hamaguri
But I don't like hamaguri
Oh, it's coming out, it's coming out
Is it this one?
If you don't open wide until the end, you will lose
Who won't open wide until the end?
Okay, everyone, get ready!
Ready!
Yay!
It's starting
It's not this side, is it?
Is there a back side?
I'm tired of this
I'm tired of this, I'm tired of this
Who will become a backer?
There's a craftsman
How much of a backer will it be?
It might not be that much
Open wide!
It doesn't smell good
It's starting to open a little
It doesn't smell good
Yay!
It doesn't smell good
Open wide!
It doesn't smell good
It's opening!
Open wide!
It doesn't smell good
It opened!
Can you handle it!?
It isn't open wide!
It's not opening!
It's open!
It isn't opening!
It's opening!
It's opening, but...
It's open!
(Miyata is in the lead)
I wanna win!
(Miyata is in the lead)
I'm tired of this!
My legs are definitely open!
It's hard to get up!
(Miyata is in the lead)
My legs are open!
It's hard to get up!
Miyata is not good looking!
I did it!
(Miyata is in the lead)
I did it, I did it, I did it!
It's my first time!
It's my first time too!
My secret weapon is Mimura!
I knew you'd come with Mimura.
The third one is decided by Sowers and Mimura.
For now...
Yes.
I want to aim for a place where it's easy to escape.
I see.
I want to aim for the green area on the right.
In front of you, right?
But...
I'll go back immediately.
Do your best.
I understand.
I'll go.
Good luck!
It looks like there's something in front of you.
Technically...
It's over.
It's you.
If it's like that, it's really over.
No, I...
Yeah?
I don't think there's anything in front of me.
What could it be?
Isn't it usually a black beard?
Black or something like that.
Here I go!
What was that?
Here I go!
Good luck!
I can do it!
What?
You can do it?
You got hit by a chopper earlier, right?
That's right.
What was that thing called again?
Wasn't it Spanich?
Spanich?
That's what it said.
The probability of its launch is one in sixteen.
Mimura's life-or-death challenge begins.
"The Third of Destiny"!
Wow, it's scary up close!
It's huge!
It's huge, isn't it?
It's huge!
It's huge, isn't it?
I mean, this house itself is bigger than me.
It's huge, isn't it?
It's really huge!
Hurry up and put it in!
Like this?
He's running away.
Tell me when you put it in!
Okay!
Scary...
I'm putting it in!
Please!
Will it fly?
Will it not fly?
The moment of destiny!
I'm putting it in!
Are you going to do it?!
I'm putting it in!
Please!
He ran away!
It's really huge!
A super-huge black snake.
Hurry up and put it in!
Will Mimura come back alive?
Tell me when you put it in!
Okay!
I'm putting it in!
Are you going to do it?!
I'm putting it in!
Please!
Will it fly?
Will it not fly?
The moment of fate!
I'm putting it in!
Are you going to do it?! I'm putting it in!
Please!
It ran away!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
I'm putting it in!
3rd place!
He's turned his back on us!
Is it over?
It's over!
This is really serious!
This is serious!
Let's do a game of rock-paper-scissors!
How much does it cost?
1,600,000 yen!
It's a special!
Here I go!
Please!
1,600,000 yen!
Run!
Die!
But what we can say is that Mimura is fashionable.
He's not just handsome.
He's fashionable.
Mimura, apologize to Zei!
I'm sorry.
Two weeks later, a giant black goat worth 16 million yen went bankrupt.
Comedians were put on a bus.
- Now, first of all... - Well...
Even though we lost so much money in Mimura...
- It's the biggest waste of money of this year. - That's right!
Look at today's location!
I think it's worth spending so much money on!
- It's worth it! - That's right!
I think it's worth spending so much money on!
- It's worth it! - That's right!
- It's worth it! - It's worth it!
But...
Can you stop writing "comedians' bus" next to it?
- It's really embarrassing! - It's okay!
- It's okay!
No way, it's the third one!
Due to 100% Mimura, the giant black goat project is completely over!
And now, an emergency project!
What will it be about?
- Well, everyone! - Yes!
- When you're riding that bus... - Yes!
- On the way... - Yes!
- It seems like various comedians are riding it. - Wow!
- That's why it's "comedians' bus"! - Yes!
- Simply, you know... - Yes!
- When you're looking at the forest... - Yes!
- I think you should make me a regular! - Wow!
- That kind of... - That's right!
- It seems like they come with that kind of feeling! - Wow!
- Thank you for using "comedians' bus" today! - Thank you for using "comedians' bus" today!
- Thank you very much! - What's this?
- This bus...
- Has been used by comedians who have not been on "Rincan" before. - I see!
- Everyone, without hesitation, please feel free to get closer! - What's that?
- It's a bus!
One and a half years have passed since the beginning of the program, and now...
"Comedians who want me to be a member of "Rincan" have escaped!
And now, one by one, they have boarded the bus!
"Comedians who have not been on "Rincan" before" have exploded!
"Comedians who have been on "Rincan" for a while" have departed!
- It would be nice if you could talk a little... - That's right!
- There are people who are silent about their private lives!
- But where can you get on this bus and go? - Ah, that's right!
- That's how many people are on it! - Ah, I see!
- There are more and more people on it! - I see!
- Is it okay for me to go first? - Yes, you can go first!
- No, I won't go first! - Ah!
- Next! - Ah!
- Who is it? - Next?
- I'm going to read until you get on it! - Huh? Who says that?
- Next? - I'm going to read until you get on it!
- No, no! - Ah!
The man who wears a red hat and is waving his hand vigorously...
What is his true identity?
Did you see it?
Yes, I saw it.
Was it like that?
I was a little high-spirited.
I was standing in between you two.
Hey, stop it!
Stop it!
What is this?
Why are you doing this?
Your face is shocking.
The first entertainer who boarded the train was Hong Kong, where there are 130 people.
Before boarding the train, this is what a man who knows everything about downtown said.
Well, I sometimes have fun with Mr. Tomano.
But with Mr. Bakumo...
Well...
He's funny because of his hair.
But...
Maybe it's because he doesn't like it.
You look like this!
What are you doing, Combo?
Why do you have to ride a comedian bus?
You know...
This season is important!
What do you mean?
Haruta! Giba!
What do you mean?
No, no, no!
You don't belong here!
What do you mean you don't belong here?
That's what I'm saying!
Combo...
If you don't like Downtown, you should go back and start over!
Hong Kong is filled with excitement and relaxation.
But...
This man and Downtown had a great thing in common.
He's from Tamiya!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
His career is bad, but he's from Tamiya.
His career is...
He's a first-year student.
He's been here for four years.
Four years?
That's right.
Most of Summer's songs are Karami.
Most of them...
In '99 or '00...
You were in a band.
Yeah, we were in a band.
We met for the first time, right?
Yeah, yeah.
It's been a while since we met.
Yeah, it's been a while.
Not that long.
Not once.
Yeah, not a lot.
At first, I thought you were a low-class person.
Be patient! Be patient!
You always say that!
Why are you always like that?!
If you understand what I'm saying, you'll understand.
I don't know what's up with this atmosphere.
It's like a baseball player who's just retired.
It's been a while since we've had a three-shot that makes you feel good.
After this, we'll talk about the true nature of downtown.
In the past, there was a lot of tension.
That's right.
There was a lot of tension.
In front of downtown, there was a lot of tension.
But now, it's not like that.
Now, it's not like that.
Is there a point in making us do this?!
Stop it!
I'm sorry!
Stop it!
You hit my Cococo like this all this time.
Won't my Cococo get dented?!
Let's do an experiment.
The bus, which was hot because of the bad behavior of downtown, was approaching the next detention center.
Just who is going to come with it?
Youngsters are the best in Hong Kong.
Hong Kong is the best!
Stop next, stop next.
You can't stop Hong Kong.
What's wrong with you?!
Wait a minute!
What?
Wait a minute!
What is the true identity of fashionable entertainers who wait for fashionable badges at Omotesando?
Hello!
What kind of life is this?!
What's up, what's up?
It's been a while.
Veteran! Veteran!
The second woman has been working as a cleaner for 25 years.
Veteran Ide Rakkyo.
I'm glad you're here.
That's right!
I'm glad you're here.
Rakkyo-san, you really work a lot.
What's up, what's up?
I'm working about 50 minutes a day.
Wow!
What kind of life is this?!
I'm a little nervous about this T-shirt.
That's a little funny.
I don't really wear this T-shirt.
Go sit down for a minute.
I'm not thinking about anything.
I think it's getting hot in here.
I'll go next.
It's not over yet!
You're the last one!
You need to say something!
It's like a fanservice.
It's a evaluation.
Why did you pull it out?
Is there some in the chicken?
Yes, there is.
Is it an order?
Yes, it is.
What is it?
It's about 50 animals.
For a while, Kyoe, I asked him about that man of the time.
By the way, did you meet the governor recently?
Yes, we did!
Since you became governor?
That's right.
The other day, I went to see the Softbank camp.
And coincidentally, the governor of the eastern part of Japan came.
I didn't know that.
And now, the governor is really busy.
I see.
He's been busy, hasn't he?
Anyway, I asked him if we could meet up.
It's been a while, but we all shut out and said "f**k you" in each other's ears.
What are you talking about?
You can't say "f**k you" in each other's ears!
No, no, no, no!
So, what was your reaction like?
f**k you
That's the only reaction I got!
So, how long have you been doing this?
I've been doing it for 25 years.
25 years?!
Same age!
Same age?!
I think it's a little subtle.
Same age...
If you're older, it's more difficult.
But that's motivation, right?
Isn't it fresh?
It's fresh now.
Isn't it fresh?
It's fresh now.
Mr. Kira Kira, what do you think about this?
It's strange.
Thank you!
Next up is "Tetsu and Tomo"!
Let's go!
I wonder why?
They appear in their nostalgic jersey outfits!
You're Tomo!
Thank you!
You're still wearing a jersey?
That's right!
You're wearing clothes, right?
Clothes...
I wonder why?
Regardless of age or gender, they received absolute support.
They received praise for their fluent Japanese.
Show us that story!
Thank you!
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na!
I wonder why?
Watch out! Watch out!
I wonder why?
I wonder why? Can you explain me?
When I found a house with the same name as my house on a trip
this is my sleeping place.
"No way!" "I wonder why?" "I wonder why?" "I wonder why?"
Thank you very much!
Tetsutomo's joke is a donzuberry.
What is a happy comedian who rides in a car with heavy air flowing in?
Riding in the car is Okada, Kannazuki, a friendly couple.
It is clear that they have an unexpected relationship.
Look, Ijiri is the one who rides in the car.
No, we don't have any relationship.
But we ride in the car together.
You are the senior of our school.
That's right.
You used to ride in a group.
That's right.
You and Ijiri are Okada.
What is the name of your group?
Kid Cut.
I remember that.
But it's okay.
It's the first time for us to see such a fresh face.
What are you doing?
He is a local friend of ours.
You have lived in Kannazuki for a long time, haven't you?
I have lived in Kannazuki for a long time, too.
So, you and Ijiri are almost the same age.
You will be in your 20s soon.
You are too young.
However, the entertainers waiting for the next stop are wearing white leather pants and leather shoes.
We will stop here.
Stop it!
But you are an entertainer.
I know.
But you should stop it.
You should come to our radio show.
You are young and weird.
It's not a radio show for a hairdresser.
Who is the entertainer who is going to board?
What?
I know you.
Thank you for coming.
I'm sorry for disturbing you.
Are you OK?
I want to sit here.
Are you OK?
I'm OK.
Takagi Boo, 74 years old, who is older than Downtown, has boarded the train.
You are wearing the same clothes as you always do.
Why do you give me the wrong clothes?
I don't wear such clothes.
(He is wearing the same clothes as Takagi Boo, who is older than Downtown.)
You are wearing the clothes which Takagi Boo has always worn.
I don't wear such clothes.
What do you eat for breakfast?
Thank you for coming.
I want to eat the hot one.
Hot one?
Hot one.
Do you have the hot one?
Yes, we do.
It looks good.
It's hot.
Thank you very much.
How old are you now?
Well...
I'm retired now.
Do you have any questions for him?
Hey, you!
He is Takagi Boo!
You all saw him when you were little!
He is Takagi Boo!
He is very important!
He is our master!
But...
He has been calling you "Boo" for 40 years.
I'm used to it.
Hey!
It was cold.
Hey you! Focus!
That's impossible.
He is amazing.
When I think of it...
I should have said "Boo" before.
He should have said "Boo" before.
If you said "Boo" at that time, what would you have become now?
It's nothing special.
What have you become now?
Hmm...
That's good! That's good! That's good! That's good!
The next entertainer is at the foot of the Tokyo Tower!
And just like this, the mysterious entertainer appears one after another!
The next entertainer is Kayoki Reia!
Let's go!
Yes!
Yeah!
We have a special guest today!
This time, for a prize of one million yen,
entertainers will sing a song from "one phrase karaoke" special edition.
First, three entertainers will sing a song of the singer,
and the one who sings it best will be the challenger.
Finally, the singer will sing the song.
Will the entertainers beat the singer?
First of all, everyone!
Let's challenge this person!
Thank you!
It's dangerous!
All you have to do is wait for the signal!
Speaking of visual ability, it's Shigeru Matsuzaki!
Honestly, I can't get this dark!
Our first guest is the dinner show king, Matsuzaki Shigeru!
Can the entertainer with a sexy voice from Kushi, Shigeru Matsuzaki, win?
Even if it's Shigeru-san, it's definitely Shigeru Matsuzaki!
No, but looking at it like this, everyone is good!
They're good!
They have that charm of one phrase!
There are a lot of singers who have quick reflexes!
Now, here is the hard song, one phrase!
Now, look at which part!
Which part?
Shigeru Matsuzaki - One Phrase
Now, here!
Matsuzaki Shigeru - One Phrase
How is it?!
Now, all three of you!
All three of you!
I can't do it!
When you try it, you can do it!
You can do it!
This is possible!
You can do it!
Alright!
Congratulations!
You don't have confidence, do you?
No.
You just want to be praised, don't you?
If you say that, I don't know what you're talking about.
You just want to be praised, don't you?
A memory battle of love between Mahizaki and himself.
The three comedians who will challenge are...
Who? Who? Who?
The three comedians who will challenge are...
Are you serious?
Be careful.
I'll go first!
Alright!
Alright! The first challenger is...
Wait, wait...
ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
Wait!
I can't keep up with you!
What's up with you?
Why are you doing that? Are you a monster?
Don't worry!
The first challenger is...
He's big, but...
Give it up for them!
That's not nice, not nice!
A friend's wedding ceremony!
Huh?
Come, let's go!
Mimura, come!
- Give it back! - Okay!
- Please! - I'm sorry!
The second one is Mimura who has been called a student.
Will he look back?
Oh, beautiful life
Oh, limitless joy
I will give you my heartbeats
It was perfect from the start.
It was like "I did it!"
It was the best performance of the year.
Today.
Next is Amano.
Will he be able to sing "Memory of Love" with high notes?
Memory of Love
Who's in 4th place?
Amano!
You're in 5th place!
The one who will battle against Matsuzaki is...
Without any complaints, Amano!
Finally, 5 people!
I'm nervous!
This is nerve-racking!
We've never heard anything like this before!
It's like we're on an adventure!
Finally, 5 musicians will challenge 1 phrase karaoke!
What will their skills be like?
Thank you!
He was so serious against Shishio.
He was so serious!
But one phrase made me think.
Now that I think of it, why did you eat it, Minura-san?
Why did you eat it?
Why do you think you can win?
I don't know.
If Amano wins, he'll get 1 million yen.
What will be the result?
Switch!
Goal!
This is bad.
Shishio won.
Amano won.
Matsuzaki!
Matsuzaki won!
That's right.
The talented Amano didn't lose.
Matsuzaki won!
Our next special guest!
After this, our special guest will appear!
Who is it?
It's you!
It's me!
The second one is "Queen of Rock", Yukin Katsuragi!
The entertainer will challenge the singer of "soul" who chants with husky voice!
As you know, here is the song!
"Queen of Rock" Yukin Katsuragi!
Who is it?
Let's go!
Will these three challengers be able to beat the real bohemians?
But there's also a part where you flip it over, right?
That's a horse mackerel.
In that sense.
Here it is.
Yes, yes, this one.
That may also be unique.
It's not good.
I see.
You can hit it as hard as you can.
It's like a boy's baseball.
The first bohemian is Iwao.
Will there be a miracle?
Bohemian!
This Bohemian has absolute confidence in himself and his confidence is unbeatable!
Bohemian!
It's getting hotter and hotter!
Alright, let's do it!
Koumu's face is weird.
It's a little weird, it's a little weird.
Both are Okayama prefectures.
Oh, both are Okayama prefectures?
Oh, I didn't know!
I don't need that much of an episode!
Cut it out, cut it out, cut it out!
The third one is Koumu, who has a lot of skill.
Will he be able to surpass the real bohemian?
Bohemian
A broken up Tart
He ran a little, didn't he?
Tart, throw it!
He did it! Tart, Tart!
There's only one contestant left, right?
Oh, is that all?
The one who sang it was Kuomoto only!
He just wanted to sing it up close, right?
The one who challenges for 1 million yen will be penalized by Kuomoto, who showed a different level!
Kazami-san!
He hit it!
He did it! He did it!
Finally, the real Bohemian will appear!
A professional's determination is needed for one phrase!
Now, let's go!
It's about to overflow, so take my hand!
Also, didn't you say something in front of Bohemian Rhapsody?
It came out, but it came out.
The winner of this competition is...
VINCEX!
As expected, his one phrase was "super bohemian"!
This is where his real name comes in.
Yes, yes, yes. This is where it all goes crazy, right, Naito?
It's true that the first one was impossible.
It was like...
Let's go!
Next, we will challenge this person!
Please welcome our special guest!
Let's go!
International artist, Monta Yoshinori!
A world-renowned Japanese singer, Monta is challenged by an entertainer!
You know the song, right?
Here is the song!
Why can't it end like this forever?
Why can't it end?
Close your eyes!
Thank you!
It's a great song!
It's the best song of all time!
Thank you very much!
Actually, I often go to his concerts in Osaka.
"Fumonomane" is also included in the repertoire.
Really?
I'm very moved today!
Shut up!
The number one singer, Yamaguchi, is finally participating!
Will he win one million yen?
It's annoying, isn't it?
Fujimo, you can do it!
I'll do my best!
Fujimo is the top singer!
With his ability, what will his singing voice be like?
Please vote for Fujimo!
On a happy night like this forever
On a happy night, close your eyes
Don't make fun of me!
Let me go!
This is really hard!
I'm getting dizzy!
What are you doing?
I'm getting dizzy!
Do you have a nosebleed?
Next up is Suzuki Udo!
Will he be able to sing this difficult song?
On a happy night like this forever
On a happy night, close your eyes
Don't make fun of me!
Everyone, look forward to it!
Finally, the number one singer of comedians, Yamaguchi, will appear!
Yamaguchi has overwhelmed everyone with his excellent singing voice!
Will he win against Kudo as well?!
In the comedy world, Yamaguchi, who has no enemies, challenges Yoshino Monta!
Yamaguchi fascinates listeners with his singing voice!
Moreover, Yoshino Monta is also included in Yamaguchi's repertoire of good impersonations!
Will he win against five other singers?!
Yamaguchi's impersonation of Yoshino Monta will be revealed in the next episode!
It's the first time I've heard of it
It's like "yo"
If it's like "yo", you can't win
It's like "yo", you can't win
But it's good
The representative is, of course, Yamaguchi
Will he win one million yen?
Please welcome him!
Thank you
He's good
Finally, Monta Yoshinori will perform his masterpiece "Dancing All Night"
Thank you!
This is really amazing
Will Monta win, or will Yamaguchi win?
The decision is...
Switch...on!
This is a different way of doing it!
Monta Yushinori wins!
Everyone, it's finally time for the last one
The last special guest is this person!
Yamaguchi Yushinori!
Everyone, give him a round of applause!
The guest is Mizuki Ichiro, the king of anime songs!
With his powerful singing voice, Mizuki Ichiro, who has inspired the Japanese anime world, will challenge One Phrase Karaoke!
If you think about it...
He's short-tempered!
He's kind, so it's definitely OK.
If you work hard, you'll be fine, right?
Go ahead!
Um, excuse me...
Are you drinking alcohol?
Here is the song!
Go for it!
Again! Again!
That's too much!
Majinko, Majinko, Majinka...
Zen!
I'm going to win this time!
Matsumoto, who is confident, has to win against Miyasako and Shinagawa first!
I'm going to win in high school.
No, you can't do that!
No, I'm going to win in high school.
What's wrong with you?
Did you shave your head in high school?
You're losing your tension!
Can you stand it? Can you stand it?
Can you stand it?
You're scary! Get out of here!
Shinagawa, is the young man number one's singing ability real?
Matsumoto, who is confident, has to win against Miyasako and Shinagawa first!
I'm going to win in high school!
Let's do rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
You're trying to say anything!
I didn't think you'd say "rock-paper-scissors"!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Thank you very much!
Machine Gun, Machine Gun, Machine Gun!
I'll burn it down!
Miyasako! If you can do it, a million yen is not a dream!
Machico, Machico, Machinkansen!
I'm Miyazamo-san!
I'm Matsumoto Miya!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
You don't fit in!
You know, Miyazamo-san,
when he's all fired up,
he lightly sucks himself in.
It's like burning meat!
It burns like honey!
Matsumoto's appeal has been rejected!
Miyasa-kun has the right of one million yen!
Please take care of it!
The emperor of anime songs
will finally reveal his real Machinkansen!
Majin Goh, Majin Goh, Majin Ga-su-ru!
That was crazy!
I've never seen anything like it!
That was crazy, wasn't it?
And the second Majin Goh was also a little crazy.
Goh!
That was crazy!
Miyasako has a chance!
Will he finally win one million yen?
Goh!
Bohemian Rhythm! Bohemian!
Bohemian!
Oh! I said it!
Bohemian!
Who am I fighting against?
You wanted to come out, didn't you?
Then, let's go!
Matsumoto-san's one phrase karaoke!
Boyami Underdog!
Kouhei-san, you talk too much.
Kouhei-san, Kouhei-san, listen!
Entertainers Wandering on Buses
This tour is about entertainers who have never been on a rink before getting on a bus and getting to know each other.
While it's chaotic in a small bus, it's also exciting to hear fresh talks about daily challenges.
On such a bus, another entertainer gets on.
Takeshi Army Veteran Great Gidayuton
Sakamotchan, who likes men more than girls.
Hey, Gidayuton, you've lost weight!
Huh? I've lost weight?
Your body is amazing.
I used to weigh about 190kg.
How much do you weigh now?
74kg.
Huh?
You look younger.
What did you do?
Soy milk.
What did you do?
You drank soy milk, didn't you?
I drank soy milk and lost weight.
I'm going to be soy milk, too.
By the way, Gidayuton, are you going to be soy milk?
Are you going to be soy milk?
Hey, Gidayuton, can we stop talking about soy milk?
Why?
We don't talk in person, either.
Not much.
Because I just show up out of nowhere.
And I walk around with Nakano Shinbachi.
The only time we talked in Korea was,
He came out in "Tokyo" and became a big hit, right?
Yes, yes.
He did a manzai in Meiji Shingu.
Yes, I did!
I said "nice to meet you" at that time.
About 18 years ago.
And...
Inside the manly car, we have a question for the manly Sakamoto-chan.
Sakamoto-chan!
It's been a while!
Nice to meet you.
Sakamoto-chan, you stink!
How about the sake?
It's definitely not good.
Really, for real!
It definitely stinks!
You're old-fashioned!
Sakamoto-chan, you're old-fashioned.
Huh?!
No, it's not like that!
He was born in March 1944.
Huh? How old are you?
Were you born in 1941?
Yes.
Were you born in 1942?
I'm turning 41 this year.
Oh, you're 41!
You're old-fashioned!
Up until now, nine entertainers have boarded a small car.
Their average age is 42 years old.
Such a bus...
A manly entertainer with old-fashioned thoughts is waiting for it.
Inside the car where you wouldn't expect a manly entertainer to board...
You stink!
Hey, shut up!
You stink!
You really stink!
After this...
A manly entertainer with a special feeling appears!
And his identity is...
That's amazing, Thomas!
I can't sit down anymore! Come on, really, come on!
Why did the big guy come to Lincoln?
Oh, sorry, sorry!
What surprised everyone was...
A wide range of people from Raccoon City to Gourmet Report!
A dream sketch show of the Three Musketeers!
What do you think?
That night...
I thought I might have been caught, but...
Yes, yes!
Rain!
Yes!
Castella!
Castella...
Excuse me, does anyone know the mayor of Gourmet Report?
Oh, yes!
He was on the Shinkansen the other day!
Has he ever worked before?
Yes, yes!
But...
He hasn't!
I've only seen him on TV.
And you, Mr. Lincoln?
It's my first time meeting you.
It's good to meet you!
Isn't it?
It's hard to meet a woman like you.
It's hard!
It's strange.
Look at this, Castella!
It's tough, isn't it?
It's not weird!
It's tough!
It's weird!
You know "castella," right?
You know it's not Japanese, right?
What is it?
Is it Dutch?
Castella?
Um...
It's Portuguese!
Portuguese!
You know the meaning of "castella" in Portuguese?
The meaning of Portuguese...
You know...
Um...
It's a treasure mouth that doesn't get it right.
It's always "castella."
Castella...
It's fun!
You only saw "castella" during your tour in Busan!
With your right hand...
You ate it.
After this, the lecture about "castella" took place for five minutes.
Finally, that man cut his fingernail!
Um...
Javemont's, um...
Um...
Cut it now!
I'm shocked!
Cut it now!
Ah...
Hey!
Cut it now!
You cut it now!
You!
You cut it now!
You idiot!
What's wrong with you!?
Who...
Who?
Who!?
(inaudible)
Furthermore,
the story of how the mayor became a comedian
was told and
everyone in the company listened to it.
And...
(inaudible)
While the mayor was talking,
a comedian bus arrived at Hibie Park.
However,
for some reason, a couple of foreigners were fighting.
(inaudible)
Ryuu Oshiba appears.
(inaudible)
Coming here, the three who are too tall appeared.
Ryuu Oshiba, Radagi Takeshi, and Tomochika.
Even so, why were the foreign couples fighting?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Don't fight, okay? Don't say Brenda's name.
But don't say it.
No, you're wrong. You're wrong.
(inaudible)
No, you're wrong. No, you're wrong.
Why do you think I'm honest?
I think you know that.
(inaudible)
I know you're honest, but I'm not lying.
(inaudible)
Really?
Yes, it's true.
(inaudible)
Forgive me.
After they finished drinking, the bus set off.
Then...
Hey, Amano!
Yes, what is it?
I'm a junior in the office.
Yes, yes, yes.
Machai Hana-chan and I have been talking about me for a while now.
Please don't throw away the usual stuff like that!
It doesn't taste good at all!
By the way, do you know these two?
No, we don't know.
Ah, you don't know.
Ah, you know this person.
This person is a latecomer.
Yes, that's right.
This person is an excellent drifter.
Yes, he is.
He's an Olympic athlete and a Japanese lord.
And he's the only person who has climbed to the top of Japan.
He's a psychologist.
I see him a lot on TV.
Yes, I see him a lot on TV.
He's one of the most influential people in Japan.
Yes, that's right.
As expected, the two of them are curious about what they're talking about and their questions are focused.
What's so good about him?
Why are you grinning?
Well, I like his feelings.
Ah, I see.
That's the best thing about him.
Of course you like him.
That's right.
I thought we'd get along first.
Wow!
What's so good about him?
Hey!
Shut up!
You're surprisingly evil!
You're the worst!
Stop it!
Next episode of "Rinkan" is...
Comedians get on the train and go to the second half.
Comedians get on the train one by one.
It's getting more and more difficult in the train.
And a new plan.
Which one is CG synthesis?
It's dangerous!