AISubs v3.4
Tonight's "Rinkan" is "Let's say it's a bomb," part two!
The fear of bombs attacks comedians!
Bombs!
Also, "Karisen" and "Love's Sermon" get heated up!
Tamada Matsumoto gets killed!
"Let's say it's a bomb," part two!
Lincoln!
Let's say it's Lincoln's dome!
A game battle between the two stadiums begins with a draw!
The first team to ring the bell will receive a grand prize from the show!
However, for the losing team in each match,
at that very moment!
A low-pitched explosion hits the eardrums!
In this extreme situation, who has failed their first round of trash can free throw?!
Losing team, Hamada team, ring the bell!
What are you doing?! Ring the bell!
Go down! Go down!
Next, in the second round of trash can free throw...
As expected, with an extra word, Mimura is out of breath!
Hamada team is two years behind!
Matsumoto team is in a good mood, but in the third round of trash can free throw...
Matsumoto team's captain has shown off his sportsmanship!
As you can see, who will be the first team to ring the bell?!
Let's get started! Here is the next match!
What is it?
A.I.S.T.E.N. Hayabiki Taiketsu - Osokattara Do!
This match is a one-on-one battle!
On the multi-screen, a word "a" will appear.
If both teams' challengers find it at the same time...
...and write the answer on the flip board first, they win!
The studio of the latecomer will ring the bell!
No matter how fast you are, if you write the wrong answer...
...the studio will ring the bell!
I don't know if you know it or not, but you have to write it correctly, right?
You have to write the same words as in the dictionary, right?
No, you can do it however you like!
However you like?!
Don't aim at me!
Please write it correctly!
Hamada-san, are you here to play with Aijin?
You write it correctly!
Now, let's choose each other's challengers!
Hamada's team won, so please choose one!
Jushi is saying something!
You can't do it!
You can't do anything!
You can't do it!
You can do it!
The last one is...
REI!
Thank you very much.
He studies fast.
He's unexpectedly fast.
He's as fast as a child.
Is he an actor?
He's a go-taro.
He has no talent at all.
He doesn't fly at all.
Let's shout "go-taro"!
Go-taro, thank you very much!
You can do it!
English words and adjectives battle!
If you're late, you're out!
Let's get started! Let's say "out"! Start!
Hurry up and look it up!
Calm down!
It starts with "c"!
What?
Calm down!
I know! I know!
Slowly! Slowly!
Good luck!
Hurry up and say "c"!
I want to say "c" but...
Wait! Wait!
Say it!
"kajimami"!
Thank you very much!
We won! We won! We won!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
But this is...
Why is this such a plain game?!
Even though it's plain, with excellent performance, the victory is even!
Now it's two against two, so let's move on to the next match!
Here is the next match!
Iron bar hanging match! On the ground!
This match is a one-on-one battle.
Both teams have chosen two challengers to hang on the iron bar at the same time.
The one who falls first will be penalized!
Now, with that said...
Kamata's team has won, so they will go first!
Ready...
Kamata-san, please!
Now, Matsumoto-team, please!
What should we do?!
This is difficult!
Have you ever seen Kimura-san's arms?
He's so fat, but his arms are so thin!
That's good! That's good!
Oh no, oh no!
Ready...
Now, Kimura-san, please go first!
Iron bar hanging match between two little fatties!
If you fall, you lose!
Now, we're ready!
Why are your hands so wet?! What should we do?!
What?!
Your hands are wet!
Like this?!
Your hands are wet!
What are you talking about?!
Your hands are wet!
What are you talking about?!
It's not wet!
It won't come off!
Now, let's go! Let's go for it!
Three...two...one...
You can do it! You can do it!
It was really dangerous!
You are strong, Mr. Amano!
Amano won this match.
Matsumoto team won the third match.
Let's move on to the next match.
Here is the next match.
Big Jumping Match.
If you can't jump, you lose!
This will be a challenge for all teams.
Two of you will spin the rope and nine of you will jump.
Both teams will try rope skipping alternately.
The number of times you jump will increase every time you clear the rope.
If you fail, you will be punished.
Since Hamada's team lost, they will go first.
Please get ready.
Hamada's team jumped once.
If you can't jump, you lose!
All of you jumped once, so please stand in the middle of the rope.
How many times do we have to jump?
This is one jump.
We don't have to jump more than once.
We don't have to practice.
Everyone, we don't have to practice.
If you're athletic, you should jump high.
You can jump high.
Hamada's team jumped twice.
Are you ready?
One, two, three.
How do you do it?
One, two, three.
Let's go!
Please stand in the middle of the rope.
Three, two, one.
You jumped once, didn't you?
One, two, three.
You can't see it, can you?
Now, we'll continue with the Matsumoto team.
Matsumoto team, please get ready.
Yes!
Who will spin it?
Spin it!
Who will spin it?
Chitaka! Chitaka will spin it!
There's someone older than you.
Udo-san!
Spin it!
It's like a steam engine.
First of all, if you say "don", you probably won't be able to respond.
Dangerous! Dangerous! Dangerous!
I won't spin it! I won't spin it!
I won't spin it!
Matsumoto team's first big jump.
If you don't jump, it's a "don"!
It's a good length.
That's right!
A little lower!
It's a shame!
Let's go!
Everyone is stuck on the screen.
It's close to "don"! It's close to "don"!
Snake! Snake! Snake!
Snake! Snake!
It's different!
It's different from what I did!
Well, let's do it!
Let's do "don"!
Start!
I don't have a sense of it!
It's coming from this side!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Snake! Snake! Snake!
I don't like it anymore!
So, Hamada team will try to jump twice.
Hamada's team will try to jump twice. If they can't jump, it's a draw!
A little more! A little more! A little more!
A little more! A little more!
Why did you decide to jump when it's obvious?
Hamada's team will try to jump twice.
Please line up first!
What?
Which team will go first?
What?
Which team? Which team?
You two should have gone first!
Let's go!
Two times! Two times!
One second start!
Ten! Nine!
One! Two! Three!
Correct!
We did it!
We did it by force!
Matsumoto's team will try to jump twice.
If they can't jump, it's a draw!
It wasn't too bad before!
It wasn't too bad!
Huh? Are you paying so much attention?
What are you saying?
But!
Let's go!
Start!
Three! Two! One!
Two! Three!
Correct!
Matsumoto's team will try to jump twice.
Hamada's team will try to jump three times.
Hamada's team will try to jump three times. If they don't make it, what will happen?
Safe!
Matsumoto's team will try to jump three times. If they don't make it, what will happen?
Now, let's have them try to jump three times!
Let's go! Let's try to jump!
Start!
One, two, three!
Next, we'll have you try it four times.
No, we already tried it four times!
Please try it again.
I already know!
Hamada-gun, four big jumps! If you don't make it, you lose!
You were fast in the second one.
No, you were suddenly fast in the second one.
No, it's not like that!
No, no!
Now, we'll have you try it four times.
Let's go! Start!
Three, two, one...
You can do it!
One...
You can do it!
Two...
Three...
As soon as you make a mistake, you'll hear an explosion! Corner jump competition!
Both teams cleared it three times!
And...
Hamada-gun, four corner jumps!
If you don't make it, you lose!
Now, we'll have you try it four times.
Let's go! Start!
Three...
Two...
One...
You can do it!
One...
Two...
Go forward! Go forward!
Three...
Jump!
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
You did it!
Oh, oh, oh...
Ah, ah, ah...
It's easy.
Ah, it's scary!
It's pretty easy, but...
Well, Matsumoto team, please!
Matsumoto team, owner jumps four times!
If you don't jump, you're out!
How long can this team jump?
We can jump forever!
Four times!
Three...
Two...
One...
Four times! Four times!
It's four!
One...
Four...
Two...
Three...
Go!
What?! It's so easy!
Wait a minute!
No, wait, wait!
Come on, come on!
Tell me honestly!
Why is it a girl?
Now, let's see the real culprit!
There was one man who clearly jumped late!
It's...
It was Suzuki of Udo!
It's...
Wait, wait!
But, there was a rope underneath!
That's why you said it!
It's Udo!
Because of Udo's mistake, Hamada and Matsumoto teams have the same score!
Has it been even now?
Yes!
Not at all!
The next match is here!
Champagne fast line draw competition "If you can't pull it out, it's a draw"!
This competition is one-on-one battle.
Two challengers selected from both teams will challenge Champagne's line draw at the same time.
Those who pulled the line first are safe, and those who didn't pull it out are a draw!
Now, since the Kamata team has won, please choose your line!
This match is one-on-one!
I think there are people who don't want to pull out Champagne.
Champagne...
So, have you decided?
Now, please!
One, two...
Champagne!
Actually, I've pulled it out many times!
You've pulled it out so many times!
Matsumoto's decision is Champagne!
That's right!
Now, please!
Matsumoto team, please choose your line!
One, two...
Hamada!
Hamada team, Matsumoto team has won!
Champagne's line draw competition "If you can't pull it out, it's a draw"!
You're doing it in front of me?
That's right!
This is a little scary!
It's pretty close, but let's do it!
Let's do it! Start!
Three, two, one...
Wow, what is this?!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
It's just a little bit of silver hair...
Let's open it!
There's no pressure at all!
It's just a little bit of silver hair!
I was trying so hard, but it looks bad!
The girl who was frightened by the loud noise is a different person.
What is the identity of the girl who tried to hit a regular member with fear?
It's because I love you, Rinkan!
Thank you very much!
In October 2005, one year after the start of Rinkan...
Rinkan, fight!
Harisanbon, who had seen various plans, stood up to save his beloved Rinkan!
One, two...
Shigoki, who turned his heart into a demon in order to make Rinkan's teamwork strong...
Among them, the one who made the nine of them suffer the most is...
Let's do a rubber patching!
For the entertainers by the entertainers by the entertainers, rubber patching!
Please sit down.
One after another, the reactions got worse and worse, and the members suffered from the rubber patching reactions with few patterns.
It was the worst Shigoki ever!
Ouch!
Tonight, Shigoki's class got even hotter!
The teacher who loves Rinkan a thousand times, the teacher who teaches in Paris!
Everyone, we've been doing this for a long time, but we don't want you to forget your beginnings!
Right? Everyone used to be cool back in the day.
Right? Do you remember what you were like when you were young?
When you were young, you were dazzling.
Everyone, I want you to regain that cool image of yours!
Matsumoto-san...
Yes?
When you're shooting a movie...
Yes?
You're looking at the world, but...
I'm not! I'm not looking at it at all! What's wrong with me?
If you let your guard down, you'll be saved right away!
I can see your back!
Who is it? Who is it?
Really?
Who is it?
Who can you see?
Let's do a rubber patch!
This is too much!
There's nothing there! There's nothing there!
There's nothing there!
There's nothing there! Seriously, there's nothing there!
What should we do?
Let's move your back away one more time.
Wow, you're pulling me so hard.
Matsu!
I got it! I got it!
I got it!
Somehow, it ended well!
Ameagari-san...
Yes?
Do you remember?
Remember...
Well, I remember a lot of things, yes.
Right? There were a lot of things, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Losing to 1999-san...
Losing? Losing? Losing?
Right?
That story where you semi-finalized!
Semi-finalized?
Ah, in the ABC Manzai Concours, right?
Right? Hotohara-san losing to Yabe-san...
And losing to Kiki-ni-ne!
Right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Now, 14 years ago, ABC Newcomer Grand Prix...
It's no exaggeration to say that future glory will be promised to the winners.
The result of the battle for the best newcomer award is...
1999!
The best newcomer award was won by his junior in 1999...
And he had the worst look on his face.
It's a bitter memory, but...
Let's do that!
Eh?
That?
The one at ABC?
Let's do it!
I won't do it!
Are you serious?!
Is this for real?!
Eh?!
Wow, look at that!
Wow!
It's a show!
Wait a minute...
This one...
I'll get it right away!
You're even looking at the story line now?!
I'll do it!
Are you ready?!
Ready...
Go!
I'll quit being a detective!
I'll hand this award over to you and quit being a detective!
Alright!
Gotcha!
Hey, G-pan!
Boss!
What's up with you so early in the morning?!
Please...
Please accept this!
What is it?
It's an award!
An award?!
Yes!
You idiot!
You think I'd accept something like this?!
I'll do it like this!
Tear it up and...
Throw it away!
Only your mouth will hurt!
That's bad...
I'll do it like this!
Tear it up and...
Like this!
Throw it away!
Don't mess with me!
It's right here!
G-pan!
Yeah!
Ah! He's back!
He's back!
That's funny!
That's great!
Now, let's take a look at how Kagaya and Keiko were acting.
I'll do it again, detective.
I knew you'd say that.
Yes.
So I'll do it like this.
I'll do it.
Tear it up and throw it away.
Don't just say it!
Tear it up and do it!
So I'll do it like this.
Like this!
You won't throw it away, will you?
Answer me!
Hey!
I told you not to do it!
I guess you're right.
Here you go.
Boss!
Employees.
What is it?
Let's do a story about ecology.
What?
A story about ecology?
Why is it a topic only?
A story about ecology?
Um...
Mr. Udo!
Don't say it like it's a big story!
A story about ecology.
It's a great story about how 14 years ago,
Cain used to perform on stage with the most confidence.
At the time, Udo's idiotic character was on a big break.
Oh!
Yeah!
Cain!
Wow...
There's a lot of things in the world, but you're stupid, so you don't read the newspaper, do you?
No, I'm not stupid! I read all the newspapers when I was in elementary school!
You don't read them! You read them every day!
I'm not stupid! I read them every day! I'm not stupid!
Recently, there's been an environmental problem.
An environmental problem, yes!
Can you solve it?
Of course, Hamamatsu!
Oh, is that so?
I solve environmental problems very well, you know!
Oh, is that so?
By the way, look at this censor I'm using.
I made it by replaying it.
It's a fake censor! It's a fake censor!
Wait a minute, Hamamatsu! Why are you so mean?
Wait a minute! Don't make fun of me!
Oh, are you this one, aren't you?
No, Hamamatsu! I'm not this one! I'm this one!
Shut up! This is just the opposite of you!
Wait a minute! Why are you so mean to me?
No, no...
You're too mean!
Wait a minute! Aren't you this one, aren't you?
No, Hamamatsu! I'm not this one! I'm this one!
Who are you?!
Wow!
Then, please watch the video of the two who were shining with their ecology jokes.
Environment-friendly ecology.
Do you know it?
Isn't it obvious?
No matter how you look at it, environment- friendly, it's sharp.
That's right.
By the way, look!
This 1,000-yen bill I'm using is made of recycled paper.
It's a fake bill!
You can't use it! It's a fake bill!
Then, next is Mr. Summers.
Wow!
That's not true!
When Summers was invented...
Yes.
...he made a promise to do it before he went to bed.
Wow! Look at his pose!
Is there such a thing?
Is there?
There is!
What's wrong with doing it?
It's not a joke.
Which one is a good joke?
Which one is weird?
It's been six years since the two of them were invented by Bacardi and Summers.
At the time of their birth, there was a rule that allowed them to say their names.
What did they say?
The stage and paper, right?
Yes.
Oh, it comes out in the middle.
That's right.
"Swiss".
I'm scared!
Please watch the video of the time when they were doing it with no shame.
It's winter, but it's summer!
Don't forget the cool days of the past.
Nine people were more brilliant because they understood the feelings of Harrison Bond.
Harun-san!
What?
Harun-san!
Yes?
What are you doing?
I'm surprised.
Don't do it!
Don't say it!
You look scary!
What are you saying?
Let's hug!
What?
What does this have to do with anything?
Your face is scary!
My face is scary?
Then let's hug! Why am I the only one hugging?
Let's hug!
Both of you will get hit if you hug like that.
Let's hug!
This is...
I'll say it!
Start!
What does "start" mean?
Ouch!
It hurts!
Where should I put this?
The second one is fine!
One liter.
This is...
Harun-san!
Let's hug!
As you wish!
Let's hug!
Hug me!
You can't hug me!
You can't bite me!
Hug me properly!
You can't hug me!
Hug me!
Go away!
Harun-san!
Why?!
You can't hug me!
You can't bite me!
You can't!
This is fine!
Go away!
Good job, Harun-san!
You're great!
Well, I'm glad you're happy.
Well, I think we've conveyed what we wanted to talk about today.
Thank you very much!
Let's do sumi exercise!
Shigoki turned his love for Lincoln into a demon in his heart.
Thanks to him, Cuny has grown a lot.
Let's test the teamwork of that reborn Lincoln!
First of all, sabotage.
A combination of those who support and those who believe will be tested.
Starting with Mr. Ameagari!
Oh, the head.
Oh, you're going to hit me?
The head?
Start with the shoulders.
Start with the shoulders and lift it up.
Oh, shoulders?
You remember it.
I remember.
You can't do it like that.
Your waist hurts.
Cute!
You're cute!
From there.
Let's start with the staff.
Oh, yes.
It's not going up.
It's not possible.
The bottom one is better.
I don't have the strength.
Udo's got better.
You were doing your best just now.
Okay, Yanagisawa.
Yes.
Let's say it.
Udo's got better!
What are you doing?
I know you're funny.
You know it, Udo?
No!
No way!
Don't think about it!
It's not humiliating at all.
I've just touched the buttocks, and I'm embarrassed.
When did you become a woman?
Take it off.
I'll take it off.
Take it off.
Take it off!
You touched my chest!
I want to support you.
You took advantage of my teamwork.
Take it off!
Let's do a handstand.
Didn't you just fall?
Let's do it.
I'll do it after the capose.
Are you okay with your knees?
Take it off!
My knees hurt!
Take it off!
It's okay.
My back hurts.
Take it off!
What did you do?
I put my head in and...
Come in!
It's okay! It's Hamada! Believe in me!
It hurts!
You can do it!
It's okay!
It's dangerous!
What is it?
It's a lie!
With Haritendon's love,
the members have become closer.
Today, a strong bond was born.
Lastly, let's all do a pyramid!
Let's do a pyramid!
If everyone doesn't support each other,
a pyramid that doesn't complete
is a symbol of unity.
It's suitable for Linkern's group.
Since it's the main,
Downtown should be in the middle.
No, no, no!
It's impossible!
If the main emcee supports the bottom...
It's impossible!
The bottom should be there!
That's the problem!
Mr. Ameagani
surrounded them.
What?
You should do it in Yoshimoto!
That's what it was about!
Really?
That's what it was about!
How many people are left?
What's with you?!
I told you to do it in Yoshimoto!
This is bad!
Next, the three of you...
Yamaguchi-san, Udo-san, Amano-san.
Udo-san is amazing.
Next, the three of you...
Go!
This is bad!
Shouldn't we do it quickly?
Hurry up!
Matsumoto-san, you can do it here.
Hurry up!
Then, the two of you...
You two will never do it!
The one at the top...
Hurry up!
Come on!
It's not dangerous!
Gavan, where do you want to go?
I know I know! The big one is up there!
No, no, no... the main... is probably at the top, right?
Fine, then! Do it in your own order!
What's going on here!
What's going on!
It's not like we're doing it or not!
Hey, you!
If you keep doing it, it'll come right back!
No, no...
It's not that big of a difference...
- He's kinda big... - And he's not charging in either.
- The position at the back of my knee is hard. - Right?
- I'm fast, too. - Huh? Then, if we ride it together...
- At the top of our list... - Who's at the top of your list?
- It's Haruka. - Huh?!
- Which one is it, Haruka? - That has nothing to do with it.
Are you gonna sit on the wheelchair right away and take it outside?
- Here we go... - Yes, yes.
- Shall we board? - We're boarding, we're boarding...
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming! It's coming!
Haruka, how do you like it? Can you ride it as it is?
It's a little out of balance.
Look in front of you!
Wow!
All right! Let's make a big name!
Yeah!
Let's make a big name!
One, two...
Wow!
All right! Let's make a big name!
Yeah!
Let's make a big name!
Wow!
Fly!
I can't do it! I can't do it! Absolutely impossible!
The pyramid, which seemed to be one huge block, also collapsed without being able to jump over a big river.
Let me go!
Can you fly?
I think I can fly!
Let's build a pyramid one more time!
Let's make a pyramid and take a commemorative photo!
What are you talking about?
Let's do it ourselves!
Let's do it!
Is there a video?
Let's do it one more time!
Why do you like pyramids so much?
I don't really like doing this.
What about a photo?
Should we stand by for a photo?
You guys stand by for a photo!
Oh, you're going to take it?
I wonder if there is one.
Take it!
Are you going to do it again?
Let's do it one more time!
Don't do it!
Let's do it!
You can do it!
It was this heavy earlier!
You can do it!
What is that?!
Yes!
I know!
Ouch!
Hey!
Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it?
A big pyramid that the nine of them worked together.
If it weren't for Harrison Bond, we wouldn't have been able to make it in our lives.
Today, Lincoln became one for the first time.
I got it!
I want you all to forget about it!
This program was brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
Isn't it hard?
It's hard.
How about you, Matsuo?
Me?
It's because you worked hard today.
Don't forget about it!
What?
Don't forget about it!
Next time on "Lincoln"...
Let's say 'don'!
They fight each other at night.
While being afraid of the explosion, which of them will win in the end?
And in "Ristorante Lincoln"...
Miyasako challenges cooking!
A world-famous authentic Japanese dish.
Let's eat it together!