AISubs v3.4
At the end of January, a day when it was unusually cold in Tokyo,
several Lincoln members were called to a certain place.
What?
It's cold, isn't it?
It's too cold, isn't it?
It's especially cold, isn't it?
How can the main host and the two of you go on a day trip?
No, it's really...
It's the first time I'm revealing myself as a slipper.
It's really cold, isn't it?
It's cold.
What is it?
Don't you know why we're here?
I don't know.
These two don't know how to get along.
They don't know how to get along.
Kotochan and Udo don't know how to get along.
It seems like the two of Kotohara and Udo are the ones who called out the members this time.
And so...
Are you leaving already?!
Open up a little!
I'm not a slipper.
Why are you wearing such warm clothes?!
What temperature do you think it is today?!
What did you say? It's snowing.
Snow?!
It's snowing because you guys are feeling cold!
What?!
Don't say it!
What do you think?!
For some reason, they're wearing baseball uniforms.
And Kotohara is pretty angry.
And Udo is whistling next to them.
And so, why did Kotohara call out the members?
Haven't you forgotten something?
You guys, think about it!
What's up with you guys?
Think about it! You've forgotten something, haven't you?!
What month is it?! What month is it?!
What month is it?!
Who is it?! Who is it?!
Who is it?!
You! You!
Date-combi, is it?!
Date-combi?!
What month is it?!
Matsumoto, say it!
It's January now, right?
Kotohara and Udo-chan...
January birthday!
What's up with you?!
The temperature difference is...
Udo-chan is angry, right?!
No!
I'm angry.
It seems that even though Kotohara and Udo have celebrated their birthday in January,
they're still angry about not having a celebration.
If you say "birthday", it's an old birthday plan, isn't it?!
Speaking of old birthday plans in Rinkan,
a giant peyoung given to Hamada, who loves yakisoba,
and a charity ceremony given to 30,000 people in Yokohama Stadium,
which was given to Matsumoto.
Furthermore, a birthday parade at Universal Studio Japan, which was given to Ootaki.
No!
I just said "birthday".
Yes.
In love.
Yes, Potohara and Udo wanted to celebrate their birthday like they did in the past.
Yes!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Potohara and Udo!
Happy birthday to you!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
What do you want to do, Potohara and Udo?
Potohara and Udo, you look nervous.
I'm nervous, but do you know where I'm going?
To be honest, I don't like birthday plans.
I don't like it, but I'm waiting for it.
I see.
I don't have any other plans.
That's why I decided it myself.
What?
I'll change the opening title of "Lincoln" just once!
Yes! Happy birthday!
Yes!
What do you mean by "opening title"?
Yes, yes, yes.
Is animation the title?
Yes!
That's right! The birthday plan they came up with this time is...
...to change the opening title shown in the show just once in the video produced by them!
And the theme they came up with this time is...
It has something to do with that outfit, doesn't it?
If you say it all of a sudden, it's "baseball"!
Let's make an opening title with "baseball"!
No, we can't. I'm sure it's just narration.
Well, well...
It's nothing like that!
Hotohara and Udo have been passionate about baseball since they were young.
What they really wanted to film was...
...a collaboration between "Lincoln" members and "baseball"!
It doesn't feel like "baseball" at all...
For now, let's change the opening title shown in the show just once in the video produced by them!
Do you want me to do it?
You can do it all!
Okay, let's do it!
Okay!
Okay, let's do it!
It's kind of cool!
It's kind of like "Hello, Tours" but more excited!
Right!
The opening title is produced by Hotohara and Udo!
What kind of video will the nine middle-aged men, who are worried about their physical strength, produce?
What's up? You changed your clothes!
What's up? We're going to start filming now!
What? You...
You've been very reserved since you got here!
I'm sorry!
No way!
Are you guys stupid?
Are you going to keep that character?
We're going to start filming now!
We're coaches now! You guys are players now!
We're not players anymore!
We're coaches now!
Let's start with basic training!
I see!
Are you going to lick the baseball?
I don't know what you're talking about.
We're going to film you now!
He's laughing!
Let me warm up first!
You guys are going to get hurt!
I'll give you five minutes, so you two...
I'm three hours ahead of you!
I've got an ambulance ready for you!
Let's start with running!
Follow me!
You guys are so annoying!
The two coaches are not going to give up on baseball.
So, they start with basic training that they don't think is related to filming.
Okay, next is dashing!
Dashing?
Wow, you guys are amazing!
You guys don't move like that!
Next!
Yes, they're serious about baseball.
The members force them to do professional baseball- style training.
However...
Next!
I can't reach it!
It's dangerous!
It's tough!
Okay, come back!
Okay, dash!
You two can't do it?
I'm a coach!
What kind of training is this?
What kind of training did I just say?
Say it again!
I said "dash"!
You said "dash", didn't you?!
Hamada!
Do it again!
I didn't do it!
Aren't you guys doing it together?!
You guys were doing "dash"!
Hamada was the only one!
We weren't doing it that much!
That's what you're saying!
That's what you're saying?!
If you say something cute, you'll get in a relationship problem!
You'll get in a relationship problem!
Choose this one!
Adam, this was "this" versus "this", why did you come here?!
Big Mister!
Big Mister?!
What?! What?!
You two solve it!
What is it?!
Nothing!
Let's do it!
Hamada, let's go!
Let's go!
Yes!
That's right!
Clear your first stage!
Clear it!
You guys are crazy!
Come back!
I'm sorry!
Ok, next is you two!
Let's play catch ball!
Coach Kotohara, who has the engine on, continues his basic practice without laughing.
I'm sorry, but Udo-chan is completely a participant now.
Udo-chan, I'm sorry!
Udo-chan, you're a coach, right?
Yes, coach!
Coach!
Yes?
It's raining.
What is this?
It's raining.
When we're shooting this, it's definitely going to rain.
It's because you're having fun, right?
Are we really going to do this all the time?
All right!
It's over!
Catch ball is over!
We're going to start shooting now!
Yes!
So you already have an idea of what you're going to shoot?
Of course!
I have a proper editing order.
Like an ad?
Yes.
Udo-chan is a participant now.
What are you talking about?
Udo-chan is a participant now.
After a long basic training, director Hotohara finally starts shooting.
What is the content of the first cut that should be commemorated?
First of all, I will take a picture of you actually playing.
Look at me.
Wow!
You don't have to do it for me.
The first scene is processing of "Naiya-goro".
It seems that director Hotohara's aim is to capture the members' beautiful "goro-sabaki" in the video.
Well, I will knock.
Well, Matsumoto, shall we go?
Yes.
Am I the main actor of this scene?
Of course you are.
Well, I will do my best.
Well, Matsumoto, do your best.
Do your best.
You are number one, Minura.
Yes.
You are number one.
Oh, can you see me?
Your legs are messed up.
You are number one.
I don't want to say that.
Your legs are messed up.
Let's go!
Yes!
Well!
I did it!
Yes!
Nice catch!
Yes!
Nice catch!
Well! OK!
OK! OK! OK!
Is it OK?
OK?
You dropped "goro-sabaki"!
Shall we go to Hamada next?
Yes!
Is it possible?
There is editing.
I don't know where to start.
I know. I know.
Well! Let's go!
Yes!
Could you do it softer?
Softer?
Like bouncing in front of you.
OK! OK! OK!
Sorry! Sorry!
I'm excited! I'm excited!
Grandpa! Grandpa!
OK! Let's go!
Are you OK with this?
Of course I'm OK with this!
OK, next! Let's go with Otake!
What is the picture that Director Kotohara wants?
The shooting continues without knowing anything.
What's wrong with you?
I can't see the string!
Otake!
Yes!
Why don't you swing it like this?
It's difficult for me.
Why do you swing it like that? It will come off!
You're weird, Otake!
You're weird!
What are you doing?
It hurts here, but...
Am I weird?
You're weird! Your legs are messed up!
Otake is OK!
OK!
Let's do it like this!
We haven't done it yet!
Mr. Gussan is doing everything!
We haven't done it yet!
I want to do Gaia, too!
I see!
Next, let's do Gaia!
Gaia!
After this, the shooting continued using both Gaia and Gaia, but...
It's good!
Home!
Without knowing what Mr. Otohara wants, middle- aged men's middle-aged-like team play continues...
Then...
You have to do it properly!
All of you, come back!
Dara dara dara dara, come back! Hurry up and come back!
Hurry up and come back!
Rush!
Really...
Dara dara, don't do it!
Then, next is...
Is there more?
Bento!
Bento's scene!
Is it rain?
No, no, but still...
It's heavy rain...
Isn't this a sunset?
The next scene is...
Bento!
Because of the rain, his explanation was blocked, but...
Mr. Otohara cherishes his kiss, and...
Even if it's just a little, he wants Bento's picture!
Then...
Rapid-fire Bento!
I'll take this scene!
This pitching machine!
Yes!
I'll show you how fast it is!
Yes!
Please!
Well...
There's an atmosphere...
It's fast!
Yes!
It's fast!
I'll show you how fast it is!
I'll go first!
It's too fast!
It's too fast for you, so you go first!
Bento, are you okay with this?
Bento, you okay with this?
Bento, are you okay with this?
Is there a bat or not?
The next scene is...
Horn-ed Bat
Isn't his teeth orange?
How many kilograms is it?
It's actually...
It's quite slow!
About 120 kilograms!
How can you say that he's slow?
Yes!
Please!
How can you say that?
It's red, but it's blue...
Yes!
(Laughter)
Pull it out, Dries! Pull it out!
(Laughter)
It's really fast!
(Laughter)
This program is provided by the sponsors you see.
(Laughter)
GAINING DISNORMAL
The content of this "GAINING DISNORMAL" will definitely become reality.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Huh? - What is this?
- Seriously? - Really?
- Isn't it Death Note? - Death Note.
- What is it? - It's Death Note.
- Huh? Which one is it? - Products?
- Huh?
- This is tough. - This is tough.
- This is tough. It's 109. - Wow, I'm glad it wasn't me.
- I'm glad.
- The contents of the note are...
- Before Shibuya's 109, Ogi appeared in Matsuken's costume.
- Even now, Matsuken Samba is very popular.
- Matsuken Samba is very popular.
- Here's the receipt.
- Okay...
- Matsuken Samba
Kotohara and Udo's self-produced project celebrating their birthday in January.
They want to change the opening title just once!
The shooting continued with a baseball-themed scene.
In the next scene, Director Kotohara calls out "that guy"!
Let's try it again!
Why are you trying to serve me?!
Director Kotohara, I'm OK with it!
What did you do with the bat?!
Mimura, who didn't even touch the bat, said "OK" and changed.
Will amateur baseball player Matsumoto's turn come?!
I'm scared!
OK! Let's do it!
OK! Matsumoto, you're OK!
I can't do it!
As expected, it's bright.
Excuse me!
Director!
Can you show us?
Please, Director!
We can't do it!
Please show us!
Why can't you do it?!
Excuse me!
Kyo-chan, you should be the director!
No, I can't do it!
Director, I'm sorry!
I can't do it!
It's because you guys don't have the right posture.
Oh, is that so?
Coach Kotohara says this, but...
I'll throw you with my right hand.
Coach!
That was close!
Where are you?
Are you deaf?
I can't hear you!
What are you doing?
I can't hear you!
He didn't hit the bat and his ears were covered in dust.
Was that an out?
Even I'm like that, so I can't do it.
Coach!
My ears are covered in dust!
I think I was too close.
Too close?
Coach Kotohara asks for a break and brings the members to the tent.
Coach Kotohara and Udo have prepared a service for themselves, but...
What is it?
You haven't seen it, have you?
What is it?
Wow!
Yes, yes.
It's flying!
Look at this!
Let's eat!
It's good!
Like this, for the first time in this day, the members obediently obey Coach Kotohara's direction.
However, Coach Kotohara still wants to say something.
It's mochi!
You didn't prepare this for me, did you?
You didn't, did you?
Do you know?
It's birthday food, right?
It's good!
It has flying mochi in it!
It's good!
Mochi!
It's good, isn't it?
Yes!
Look at this!
It's mochi made with Suzuki-san's rice!
I brought it from Udo-chan!
Wow!
I'm sorry, but I'd like to ask you to leave.
Here you go!
Thank you!
I didn't have mochi...
Like this, the members who have warmed up their cold bodies finally enter the last scene!
Now, in Ozmia, in the last scene, they're losing by two points in the final round!
The runner is Man Rui, and waiting for what?
Kyukai Ura!
Kyukai Ura! And the batter is me!
Director!
The last scene is a goodbye hit!
The director himself makes an even bigger hit and tries to capture the miracle of a comeback win in the video!
I'll hit a super hit, and you all come back as runners, okay?
And when you come back and win the goodbye hit, you raise me up again!
And that's it!
But raising you up with these members... I think it's pretty worrying.
When are you going to mess up?
Mess up, mess up, mess up...
I've been messing up all this time.
And the important runners who hold the key to success are...
First, Hamada.
Second, Matsumoto.
And third, Amano and Shimei.
Instead of that, Shumia and Magia!
So if you don't come back and win, you're out!
Then you should've won with those hands!
Why didn't you run?
Hands!
It's like a tweet page!
You recorded it all in a documentary, didn't you?!
Hurry up and go, Utsukara!
I'm counting on you! You have to run seriously!
So the bench is excited too?
Of course! It's the final round!
Hit it! Hit it!
It's goodbye for now!
So lead it properly!
Let's go!
Will Coach Otohara be able to hit a goodbye hit?
Finally, Gachinko Challenge starts!
Otohara!
Hit it!
Isn't it your first time?
Hey! Hey! Wait!
Hey! The match is over!
Again! Again! Again!
Again! Again!
It's a lie! It's a lie!
It's a lie!
But even after that, the lie-lie batting didn't stop.
Stop! Stop!
It's a lie! It's a lie! It's a lie!
At the end of the batting, the ball is cut off.
It's a lie!
What a ball you're throwing!
In such a challenge where you can't see the exit,
that man got anxious and had an unexpected trap.
Otohara!
Hit it! Hit it!
Otohara!
Coconut limit was cut off!
Coconut limit was cuts off!
Otohara!
Devil Ouch!
Otohara's stomach is quelling.
Did you actually say that?
No, that's not what I said.
(laughing)
The situation remains the same, behind bars, two outs and all kinds of things.
If the first-class runner, Gussa, makes it to the home court,
the goodbye scene is safely finished!
Kotohara!
Hey!
However, after that, no matter how long it took,
Coach Kotohara's bat didn't make a sound.
How many times do you want me to hit you?
(laughing)
That's not what I said!
I told the pitcher, "Could you give me a little more time off?"
That's because you're a coach.
I want to make a documentary! A documentary!
Hey!
Did you hear what I just said?
(laughing)
He hates losing.
Coach Kotohara continues to stick to his hard- working documentary.
On the other hand, the members who are accompanied by him
are in a mood of giving up.
(laughing)
Coach Kotohara continues to stick to his hard- working documentary.
(laughing)
Coach Kotohara continues to stick to his hard- working documentary.
On the other hand, the members who are accompanied by him
are in a mood of giving up.
(laughing)
Coach Kotohara continues to stick to his hard- working documentary.
On the other hand, the members who are accompanied by him
are in a mood of giving up.
(laughing)
(cheering)
(shouting)
(cheering)
(laughing)
I did it!
Yes, OK!
I got it!
Ah, I got it!
All right!
Next year, please do it again!
(laughing)
Next January, let's do it again!
Let's do it again!
(laughing)
And then, a few days later,
after the recording of "Rinkan",
Hotohara and Udo gathered their members again!
Finally, everyone!
It's done!
(laughing)
It's done!
I don't know what you're talking about!
No, you're saying it a little strange!
Well, everyone did their best at the pitch!
Ah!
Hey, what are you doing?!
(laughing)
The rest of the characters...
I'll change the opening, OK?
Yes, yes.
OK, go ahead.
Do you know it?
(laughing)
Do you know it?
What was it?
The opening...
Ah!
That one!
It was planned for our birthdays...
Ah! That's right! Mr. Hotogawa and me!
Ah!
(laughing)
You're dragging it too far!
Go!
But after this, the members have a big claim for the completed opening title!
Ah! Too far! Too far!
(laughing)
You will see what's inside of it later!
(clapping)
Hayaoshi Battle! Let's say it in Kansai dialect!
(cheering)
Yes, yes!
Well, these people... That's right.
They usually have standards. That's right.
How to use Kansai dialect well...
Even if you say it now, you're doing it in Kansai dialect.
Right? I want you to understand that.
That's right!
If you like Kansai dialect and can't speak it in Kansai dialect, it's no good!
(laughing)
We can't speak it in Osaka dialect either!
Ah!
We might not be able to say it in Osaka dialect!
That's right! Even though we're in Hamagawa-san, our hearts are far apart!
(laughing)
Among these four people...
Who will use Kansai dialect well?
Hayaoshi Battle's rules are simple!
The four of you will look at a picture as a topic...
And say your impressions of it in Kansai dialect!
And if you don't make a mistake in the words and intonation you use...
You get one point!
Who is the best at Kansai dialect?
The winner will receive a wonderful Osaka Universal Studio Japan ticket!
I really wanted to go!
It's kind of sunny!
It's really funny!
It's really difficult!
I think it's difficult.
Let's do it while doing it.
However, this corner is not used by Shaku that much.
I wonder how many cameras there are.
I heard there are 8 cameras.
TBS is stupid!
Do you have confidence now?
Yes!
I'll do it!
Let's do it!
First of all, this picture!
Yes, Otake!
"Sandikite"!
"Seba"!
"Seba" is good!
Yes, please go!
"Seba"!
What?
"Seba"!
It was a little difficult for me to understand.
Yes, Ura!
"Ura" is cute!
Applause!
It's correct, but it's kind of annoying!
Why is that?
Last reason!
It's not that cute!
It's not cute!
Tanimura
This is wrong, wrong, wrong!
It's annoying!
It's correct, but it's annoying!
Niihan
You can't say "Niihan", can you?
Otake
Kuwan
Yuuutei
"Kuwan" "Yuuutei"
It's correct!
You're a genius!
Use your energy!
Last one!
The next picture is this!
Aro
Yes!
You're quite old...
What are you saying?
It's not like that at all!
Not at all!
Otake
Wasshoi
You're making fun of me!
I'm not making fun of you!
That's not it!
Next!
Otake
Wow! Wow! He's making noise!
No!
What's that?
No! That's not it!
Next!
Yes, Otake!
I really like you, Homma!
That guy! That guy is annoying!
Yes, Otake!
It's good that you like me!
I love you!
Don't look!
Homma-kun is on top!
No way! No way!
Homma-kun!
No way!
Let's do it in standard Japanese!
Let's do it!
Usually people who speak Kansai dialect speak in standard Japanese like this.
Who was the best?
That's right.
There's a possibility of a cut, though.
Unlike before, usually five people who speak Kansai dialect challenge standard Japanese.
The rules are the same. You look at the picture and quickly answer your impression of it.
Who is the best at standard Japanese?
The winner will receive a ticket to Tokyo and Disneyland!
That's good, right?
Not bad, not bad.
To Tokyo.
That's right, that's right.
Well, you know...
Tokyo is a long trip.
We can do it, right?
You can do it, right?
You can't do it, right?
What? That wasn't good?
Yes.
You can't do it, right?
You can do it, right?
You said you could do it.
You can't?
I'm Indian and I have a cat.
What is that?
You can't have a cat.
What is "kino" (meat)?
Chawan (bowl) and...
Hashi (chopsticks)
Yes, the chopsticks.
Komei (rice)?
Komei.
Komei (rice)?
Komei, komei, komei.
It's rice.
Komei is like "wani" (crab)
It's not like that!
That's not right.
It's really strict this time.
Let's go! The first one is this picture!
Matsumoto-san.
I'm standing!
Yes, Hamamoto-san.
Are you standing?
It's a little regrettable.
No, really?
Yes.
Hamamoto-san, are you serious now?
I'm serious!
Tell me again. Are you standing?
The answer is...
Are you standing?
Tell me again!
Are you standing? It's a little regrettable.
No, really?
Miyasako!
Which way are you looking at?
Which way are you looking at? Both answers were correct, right?
That's right!
Akio-san!
Just go out! Go out! Go out!
Get out of here!
Don't do anything!
Perfect!
Konno-san!
Desa! Desa! Where are you going?
This is terrible!
Terrible!
But it's the first time I've heard it and it feels weird!
Hatsune-san!
Futa-kun, aren't you crying?
I don't know what you're trying to do!
Let's go to the next one!
Yes!
Let's go to the next one!
I don't know!
Let's go!
What is it?
Are you not going to call me next?
That's what Kayo said!
What's the answer?
Are you not going to call me again?
Mom, you didn't wash this, did you?
That's the answer!
You didn't wash it, did you?
Beer! Beer!
Beer!
It's super hot!
No, it's fine!
It's fine!
Futa-chan's hair is a little weird.
No, it's not!
It's really not!
It's completely different!
Is it?
Next one is this!
Here it is!
Here it is! Mimura!
Is it this one? Michael Jackson's "Yaro"?
"Is it this one?" is strange!
"Is it this one?" "Is it this one?"
It's "is it this one?"
Odake!
Somehow scary!
Scary!
Modenga, Modenga
Ah! Mimura!
"Necktie" is black!
"Necktie" is strange!
"Necktie" is not "necktie"!
"Necktie" in Kansai dialect is "takushii"!
"Takushii", right?
"Takushii", is it?
"Necktie" is not "necktie"?
"Necktie" is strange, right? "Necktie" is "necktie", right?
Isn't it Michael Jackson's "necktie"?
Shall we write it first?
Here it is!
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Here it is!
I-ness-sumama-sha!
Whose feeling is it?
What is it? What does it mean?
Here it is!
Super good feeling!
No, that's not it.
It's correct, isn't it?
Ko-san, you should give up on "super".
"Super" is there, isn't it? "Super" is there.
"Super" is too much. I'm done with it. "Super" is there, isn't it? "Super" is too much.
No, it's not like that.
If it was a game player, it would be the worst!
Here it is!
Ah, it's out.
It's out, it's out.
Oh, Hama-san!
You can pluck flowers, can't you?
Hama-san!
It has nothing to do with Indonesian!
It has nothing to do with it!
That's what I'm curious about!
Hama-san!
What is it? I'm asking you about Indonesian!
Hama-san!
"Fu"...
It's common all over the country!
"Fu" doesn't exist, does it?
It doesn't exist, like "mawari" and such.
And "teka" is no longer needed, doesn't it?
Isn't "teka" useless?
Wow, that's difficult!
Oh, it's out!
You're super good at it!
And now...
A battle between Kansai dialect and standard Japanese!
It looks delicious!
The outcome of the match will be revealed next week!
And now...
Finally, in commemoration of Kotohara and Udo's birth, the opening title will be revealed for the first time!
It's done! Look at it! Look at it!
- Ah, it's already been completed? - It's been completed! Look at it!
- Look at it! - Yes, please!
In the editing room, Director Kotohara is working alone...
However...
There's not much use for it yet...
So, what kind of opening title has been completed?!
Kotohara and Udo's "Bringing It In" project, which celebrated their birthday in January...
The filming of "I Want to Know What's In It" opening title for the first time...
Even though the teamplay continued, it was safely completed!
- It's all documented, right?! - Thank you!
After that, Director Kotohara himself edited "Bringing It In" and how will it turn out?!
It's fast!
Hey! Hey!
Hahaha!
I'll show you what I can do!
Kotohara and Udo's linker!
It's perfectly done!
Wow!
I'm very satisfied!
I'm glad!
Miyasako didn't show his face even once.
He didn't show his face even once?
He only showed his back.
Only his back muscles?
Miyasako was there, right?
Why did you make me drool while you were doing that?
That's right.
It's embarrassing.
I have a suggestion.
Why don't you just fire them?
What do you mean "fire"?!
It's an emotional statement.
Dream Club
At a family restaurant late at night,
delusional entertainers gather.
Their name is...
Dream Club
What kind of delusions will they experience tonight?
Here we go!
Next one!
What would you do if you could become transparent human beings?
Wow!
Transparent human beings have been used as themes in many manga and movies.
By the way, in an American article,
transparent human beings are involved in the development of combat clothes that make soldiers look translucent.
What would you do if you could become transparent human beings?
First of all, let's ask people in the city.
What would you do if you could become transparent human beings?
Oh, I can only think of erotic things.
No, me neither.
All men are like that.
I would go to the bathroom.
No.
I'd like to keep an eye on the president.
I'd like to know what kind of work he does.
I'd beat up people I hate.
While various opinions came out,
"best 3" became as you can see.
Then in the club, opinions came out at the last minute.
It's fun, isn't it?
I want to see it.
What is it?
I'm really interested in it.
Where is it?
This program was brought to you by the sponsors you see.
Thank you for your cooperation this year as well.
Thank you very much.
RIKUUN MOTION CLUB
Here we go!
Next one!
What would you do if you could become a transparent human being?
There is one word.
What is it?
There is one word.
One word?
Transparent human being.
I always think about it.
Transparent human being has two patterns.
Two patterns?
I see.
A transparent human being that can completely slip through the body.
In a state of zero.
A type that cannot be touched.
A type that can slip through walls and skies.
A type that cannot be touched.
Like a ghost.
Yes, like a ghost.
And there is one more pattern.
A type that hits you.
So it's transparent, but if you catch it, you can catch it.
Yes, yes, yes.
You just can't escape.
I always think about which one is better.
But if you go in that erotic direction...
You can't touch it.
For example...
For example, if you come in like this and lock all the doors, you can't escape, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's right. You can't escape.
You can't see it.
That's amazing.
For example...
An idol that you like a lot in the dressing room...
Locks the door and comes in.
So this is...
A transparent human being with a body that can't be touched.
You can't go in.
Instead of that, a type that can slip through walls and skies...
Changes clothes like this...
But if you go in first and wait...
You can't see it?
Can you follow me?
You can't see it?
You know...
It's just painful just by looking at it.
That's right.
What's so fun about peeking?
That's right.
You want to see it, don't you?
That's why you pick up the pickle.
That's right.
If you touch it...
It's extremely criminal.
That's right.
You can't escape, right?
That means...
You can also steal it, right?
Yes, you can.
If you touch it...
You can take money...
But you can't peek it.
But this is a big theme.
That means...
You can only use it for crime.
You can't use it for crime.
Also, when you're a giant...
You can use it as a runner's foot.
That's good, too.
You can use it like a ball.
But that's just my opinion.
I want to surprise you.
Actually, I want to put it in Kyonkyon's bed.
And so...
This is our opinion of the Delusion Club.
Next time on "Lincoln"...
In Shinjuku...
A gay marching band...
Fujiwara Fujimoto Toshifumi...
meets...
A grand finale attacks Fujimoto!