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Tonight's "Rinkan" is...
Romantic Rinkan
The battle of longing for a roadside kiss begins!
Don't miss this miraculous kiss!
Blinkard!
At 1 p.m., in front of the front entrance of TBS.
Everyone, thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having us.
As you can see from today's program, we have a press conference for you.
Hey!
It's true.
Yes, it is.
We are hiring people who work hard every day.
Oh!
Yes, that's right.
Oh!
Yes, that's right.
So, who is your romantic linkard?
Yeah!
Romantic kiss is my favorite.
But you can enjoy it fully only for today.
Have you ever had a romantic kiss in private?
No, we haven't.
Even if it's in private, we don't say it.
I see.
We definitely do it.
We can kiss in public.
That's right.
I'm happy about it, but it's the other party's problem.
That's right.
I think it's because of the TVS.
Yeah!
Actually, there are people who press the same clock in a completely different place.
Clock?
Yeah.
Today, as you can see, we have a bunch of funny comedians here with us.
Um, I don't know if that's a good way of saying it.
Funny comedians?
That's not a good word.
Actually, today is a special project for everyone who works hard and makes fun of us every day.
That's true.
Now, I'd like to announce today's project.
Here it is!
Hey!
From now on, we'll split up into "funny" and "trash" and play a game in the bus and decide who will kiss.
The two people who are chosen like this will kiss in the dojo they admire.
Wow, that's tough!
Seriously?
It's true.
It's been a while since I've kissed someone I've never kissed before.
This is a little...
This is the ultimate love.
Are we brothers?
I feel like we're brothers and sisters.
Who will win?
I want to see!
Who will win?
How do you feel about this?
By the way, why is my "funny" team saying "trash" like this?
Who will kiss in the dojo they admire?
"Romantic Connection"!
Who will kiss in the hot dojo?
Let's split up and move.
First of all, to prepare ourselves, we'll announce the results of our researchers' research.
Today, we will guide you to the dojo kisses in Tokyo.
First of all, please check this out.
These are the people who will participate in this event.
Wow, there's no nose.
By the way, who do you not like?
First of all, I don't like Hamada-san.
I don't like Hamada-san either.
He's a pervert.
I don't like people like Goto-san.
He's like a bird.
I don't like people like Poccharin-san.
Poccharin-san?
Amano-san?
Zenny-san?
Are you okay with them?
Hoto-chan?
I don't mind either of them, but I don't like either of them.
I don't like either of them, but I don't like either of them.
On the other hand, what about Tsukumi's team?
And here are the audience who will participate in this event.
I have something I'd like you to do.
What is it?
This is it!
I asked 11 bokeh entertainers.
Who is the best three people who want to kiss?
I see!
Who is the best entertainer who thinks it's okay to kiss?
The popularity best three are announced!
I want to be chosen a little.
A little?
Shall we?
Yes.
Let's start with the third place.
I'm a little nervous.
Who is it?
The third place is...
It's me!
Story!
I like the dumb cut pose.
On the contrary, I'm a little nervous.
I'm fine.
A little nervous?
I'm chosen.
A little nervous?
The second place is...
Yes.
The second place is...
I killed him!
I'm sorry!
I know!
I'm sorry!
Who is it?
The second place is...
I killed him!
I'm sorry!
Strong!
I'm getting drunk.
I'm sure the expression of "kiss me" is cute.
What is it?
I'm serious about the rest of it.
And the Bokei team also announced the survey.
We asked the ten comedians who think it's okay to kiss.
We will announce the best three comedians who think it's okay to kiss.
I'm sorry.
Among the comedians you have seen, who do you think is the most popular person who thinks it's okay to kiss?
What is it?
I'm a little nervous.
The first place is okay, but I want to be in the third place.
Come on!
The third place!
Come on!
It's him!
Thank you very much!
I'll tell you why.
First of all, he has a lot of experience.
It's clear.
And another person.
He's surprisingly cute.
Even so...
How about him?
I think he's better than Zero.
And second place is...
This guy!
Next, I will announce the first place I'm curious about.
The first place is...
I don't like this either.
Who is hated the most?
"I don't want to kiss" comedian best three announcement!
"I don't want to kiss" comedian.
The third place is...
Ta-da!
What you two are saying is very real.
The second place is...
This one!
Three people are saying it.
Is it this one?
The reason is...
Almost everyone seems to be biting their tongue.
"I don't want to kiss" comedian.
But it's still in first place.
"I don't want to kiss" comedian.
The first place is...
This one!
"I don't want to kiss" comedian.
What are you doing?
When I was young, I had a second kiss.
Of course, the funny team is...
"I don't want to kiss" comedian.
"I don't want to kiss" comedian best three announcement!
"I don't like this one" comedian.
Who is hated by "I don't like this one" comedian?
The third place is...
"Dirty"!
That's disgusting!
He said "dirty"!
That's true!
I'll announce the second place.
The second place is...
This one!
"Real." comedian.
That's real.
I don't like "really" as well.
What are you talking about?
I just noticed it.
His mouth, eyes, nose, eyebrows and face are disgusting.
I don't like it either.
The first one to be chosen is...
this person.
Iwao.
Iwao is bad at this.
I'm sad that I said that.
I didn't think you'd say that.
I thought Iwao was good at this.
He looks like a foreigner.
And finally...
It's time for us to decide who will compete.
What?
What are you talking about?
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
I don't like this.
You don't like it, but you don't want to do it?
I don't like it!
Let me announce the title of the game.
If it's a normal love, it's a kiss.
It's a helium gas game!
Out of the 10 helium cans we have, only one contains oxygen.
From now on, one by one, you can choose your favorite can and change your voice in helium.
However, if you lose and your voice stays the same, you're out!
First of all, we'll decide the order of choosing cans by lottery.
Let's decide it together!
Let's do it anywhere!
Let's do it!
Ready, go!
Who is it?
It's me!
It's Gotoh!
How do you turn it?
You turn it like this.
Like this? How do you turn a clock?
I know that!
Which one? This one, right?
This one!
But you're definitely delicious!
The first one is Gotoh!
Will Gotoh be able to win the right to kiss on the street?
Go from Gotoh!
I'll go in front of Gotoh!
In front of Gotoh, number 3!
He got number 3!
If it's a normal love, of course it's a kiss!
Normal love, normal love, normal love...
One more time, one more time!
Talk normally!
It's Gotoh!
What are you doing?!
I think Shoji will say it!
I'm scared!
Next up is Shoji, who was chosen as the most popular!
I'm always happy when someone makes me happy!
Make up your mind!
It's gotta be you!
Shoji, you go!
Make up your mind!
Shoji, you go!
Make up your mind!
Normal voice!
Shoji, you go!
It's Shoji!
It's got to be you!
Shoji, you go!
Next up is the second most popular!
What is Inoue's fate?!
You go!
Let's do it!
It's been a while since I've been on location like this!
I was born on February 5th, so it's February 2nd.
It's been a while, so it's the other way around!
If it's a normal voice, it's Sokuro and Jo's kiss!
It's got to be you!
Make up your mind!
It's got to be you!
Make up your mind!
It's got to be you!
It's scary!
Only one seventh left!
One seventh left!
This is bad!
Will Hotohara be able to draw in just one seventh?!
You're out!
Rock Channel, you go?!
Ooh!
This is it!
That's what it is!
You've gone too far!
Rock Channel.
Please blow it out loud.
Out loud.
It came out.
It's a firefly.
Yes!
The representative of the push-up team is...
Hotohae!
Let's try it.
Yes, yes, yes!
Are all others included?
Try it! Try it! Really!
Hello.
I'm Hotohae.
That's it!
I'm glad!
Yeah!
Who will Hotohae kiss?
Let's decide who will kiss.
If you bite me, I'll kiss you.
Now, let's see who will kiss.
Start reading the dialogues!
unified by the kiss.
Now, one by one,
one by one,
if you bite me,
this is a kiss with no choice but to kiss you.
So, let's decide who will kiss.
Who will kiss?
Let's draw lots.
I'm sure it's real.
One, two...
Oh, my God!
From here.
Hold on!
Oh, my God!
The reading starts from the rock and goes clockwise.
The nervous reading time continues until the person who bites comes out.
Reading, start!
It's small.
Snow White!
Once upon a time, in the middle of winter,
one princess was sewing something while sitting by the window
when snow was falling like feathers from the sky.
And the frame of the window was made of dark black wood.
However, looking up at the snow falling while sewing like this,
the princess poked her finger with a needle and bled and fell on the snow.
Then, in the white snow,
the princess's red hand looked really beautiful.
The princess's eyes were white like snow,
red like blood, and black like dark black wood.
Isn't it too late?
Are you okay?
It's too late!
You're weird!
It's not a bite!
One more time!
Say it one more time!
One more time!
Say it in a louder voice!
In that case,
in the white snow,
the princess's red hand looked really beautiful.
The princess thought,
Ah, white like snow, red like blood, and black like dark wood, I want a child like that.
Then, shortly after, a girl was born to the princess,
but her skin was white like snow,
her cheeks were red like blood,
and her hair was black like dark brown.
Therefore, she was called "White Snow Princess."
And as soon as she was born,
the princess died.
I'm sorry, teacher!
Since his speech was slightly bad, he tried again!
Yes, yes, yes!
So she was named Snow White.
And as soon as she was born, the princess died.
Yes!
A year later, the king welcomed a new princess.
The princess was a beautiful person, but she was obese and weak.
She couldn't stand it if she wasn't more beautiful than anyone else.
This princess had a strange mirror.
The princess stood in front of the mirror and looked at herself in the mirror.
Mirror, mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?
Every time she asked that, the mirror said...
It's so easy!
Ah, Mr. Okitaki...
You've been lying!
Mr. Okitaki! Mr. Okitaki!
You're a liar! You're a liar!
Mr. Okitaki! Mr. Okitaki!
You're not lying!
You're a liar!
Yes, yes, yes.
From the Boke team, Nakagawa Ketsuyo will be sent in!
The dojo kiss location is an intersection in Aoyama.
Run from both sides of the pedestrian crossing and have a romantic kiss in the central separation area!
First of all, the Tsukkomi team arrives at the scene where there are more people than expected!
Oh, this is it!
Oh, that's it!
So it's in that separation area, right? Between the brakes and the brakes, right?
Wow!
The car is in a traffic jam!
Wow!
That's funny!
I'm going to get yelled at!
The Boke team has arrived at the other side of the intersection!
In this way, the dojo kiss preparation is complete!
What's up with this intersection?!
Wow!
This is tough!
Everyone, look over there! There's a bus over there!
Over there!
Idiot!
Everyone, look over there!
Wow!
Oh!
Oh, I didn't see it!
Oh!
This is so fun!
Hey you guys!
You guys!
Can you tell us "look over there?"
This is so fun!
Seriously!
This is so fun!
Seriously!
This is tough!
Okay!
Now, Tsuyoshi-san!
Please go to the kiss site!
Now!
Now, Tsukomi Team's Hotohara and Boke Team's Tsuyoshi
Finally, the moment of fate.
Their hearts race without knowing who their opponents are.
The roadshow kiss begins!
Are we still in the middle of it?
Aren't they coming?
A taxi driver.
Here she comes!
Oh, here she comes!
Who is it?
Who is it?!
A taxi driver.
Here she comes!
Oh, here she comes!
Who is it?!
Tsuyoshi!
My heart's racing.
Stop there.
If you say it, I'll do it.
Oh boy!
He's gone!
Wait a second...
He's gone!
It is miserable!
The luggage!
The suitcase is long!
The camera is turning all around!
Shark! Shark! Shark!
Shark is not! Shark is not!
Shark! Shark! Shark!
Shark is cut!
Shark is dead!
I hate you!
He's stretching his back!
Bird's nest!
Let's go to the next place!
It's high! It's high!
I don't want to be left behind!
I'm glad!
I don't want to be left behind!
I don't want to be left behind in such a place!
I don't like it!
Didn't you hear about "leaving behind" system?
No, we didn't.
You two...
We'll move on like this.
Let's go to the next nest!
There's one more!
One more?!
For now, let's go to the nest.
Hey!
Why?!
Hey!
Resist more!
I'm sorry! I got a little excited!
I told you to resist more!
If you didn't resist more, we would have moved on!
That was dangerous!
Why were you so slow?!
We totally left it up to you!
I really want to kiss a normal girl now.
Can you do it one more time?
One more time?
I'm sorry.
Otohara-san, one person disappeared.
Otohara-san, you were so peaceful!
You're right!
Otohara-san is my number one favorite!
Otohara-san is here, that's why I like you!
You should say it at the cafe one day!
And now, another story begins...
Everyone!
Yes?
Do you have your cell phones with you?
No, we don't.
You don't?
No, we don't.
Actually, the next game is using cell phones!
From now on, each of you will call your favorite person on your cell phone.
If the person answers the phone, you'll be safe.
But, if the person doesn't answer the phone, you'll be out!
You'll kiss on the street!
Value is important in the beginning!
That's right!
I'll be the last one to kiss Keiji-san!
That's right, before the clock!
I'll be the first one to kiss her!
It'll take some time.
Give me some time!
One, two...
What? How did you say it?
That was close!
I don't have one.
I'm glad!
You don't have one?
I don't!
I did it!
I'll kiss you!
It's fine if you answer, right?
Yes!
Hamada-san, you're too close!
It's dangerous here!
Yes!
The top batter is Hamada!
Who will he call?
This is a time when anyone is moving,
so you can't answer the phone.
This is the worst.
It's 4pm.
Then it's fine.
I've decided!
No, that's...
I'm counting on you!
But if it's Hamada-san, he'll answer, right?
It's too late!
That's right!
He answered!
If it's a wrong answer, I'll kiss you right away!
I'm counting on you!
It's ringing!
Hello?
Are you there?
It's me!
Are you there?
It's me!
What are you doing?
I'm shopping.
You're shopping?
My wife is there!
Congratulations!
It's rare!
Congratulations!
Thank goodness!
Thank you for coming!
Can I say something?
Yes!
What?
If you didn't come out, I would have gotten a penalty game.
What is that?
Can you tell me what it is?
I've never heard of it before.
Why did you come out?
I'm sorry.
Why did you stretch it?
I stretched it for nothing.
Thank goodness! Thank you!
Please go to the market.
I'll go.
Excuse me.
Why are you getting all scratched up?
I'm serious!
You're like an idiot!
What are you talking about?
You're an idiot!
But you're an idiot!
You're an idiot!
I'm sorry!
At first, you were like...
You're an idiot!
Yes!
You had a sexy voice.
You guys are disgusting!
You're an idiot!
You're crazy!
You wanted to be the government?
What kind of opponent will Mimura choose?
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Mimura, go!
Go!
What should I do?
Go!
Go, Choculus!
Choculus, go!
Choculus!
Choculus, go!
If you don't want me to go, kiss me!
Don't go!
Go to the bathroom!
Yes, this is Mimura.
Yes!
Are you serious?
Um...
It's me.
I'm Mimura.
It's me.
Yes, go ahead.
Um...
Oh, God!
He's serious.
He's a healthy man.
Um...
I'm with Hamada-san and everyone in Rinkahan.
Um...
I'm glad you're here.
You're the best!
I like you!
Exchange!
Yes!
Hey!
Who is Hamada-san going to call?
I just called him!
Yes!
If you don't answer, I'll call you!
We can't do this anymore.
Absolutely.
We can't do this anymore.
This is really bad!
Hello?
Yes?
Mom?
Um...
I'm Hiroyuki.
Amano Nakako-san?
Hello?
I don't know you!
I'm Hiroyuki.
I don't know you!
You've got to look away.
Mom, thanks for coming!
Height-worn motion...
Your voice sounds a little odd.
I didn't!
Why?!
No, I didn't!
You just didn't tell me!
Mom, this is Hiroyuki.
Um...
Your voice sounds a little odd.
I have a voice!
Move, Mom!
I'm not your mother!
Since it wasn't an accident, Amaru is safe for now.
Does Fujimoto have anyone who will answer the phone?
I'm counting on you.
I'm sure you'll answer it.
All right!
I'm counting on you!
All right!
Please answer it!
Telephone number!
If you don't answer it, I'll cut you up!
Oh, she answered it!
You can do it!
Huh?
Is it over?
Huh?
Is it over?
Answering the phone...
The winner is...
The winner is... Fujimoto!
Who was it?
Kuro-chan.
You did it!
Fujimoto will kiss Fujimoto on the street!
Who will Fujimoto tie with the red string of fate?
Let's move on to the next game!
That's what you're talking about!
What's this?
All right, then...
"Kokon Tozai Kiss Game"!
Huh?
What's a "kiss game"?
For those of you who are bokeh, we'll have you play "kokon tozai game" three times, based on the topic of kisses.
And we'll have you decide who will lose in the first and second rounds.
We'll have you decide who will lose in the first and second rounds.
One, two...
That's me!
The first round is about kisses.
"Ki kara hajimaru youmeijin" (famous people who start with "ki").
Are you ready?
Here we go!
That's fast!
Let's go!
Yeah!
I knew you wouldn't say "rebirth as a landman"
I knew you wouldn't say "cure as a landman"
What?!
Shinagawa is out in the first round
Next up is the second round
I see, it's not decided yet
That's enough!
By the way, I'm a celebrity who starts with "su" in "kisu"
You start with "su"?!
Wait a minute
Let's say it then
Wait a minute!
A celebrity who starts with "su"
One, two...
Sugashikao
Tsumiharayo
Suzukihiromitsu
Suzukisonoko
Suizenjikiyoko
Suzukinae
Suzukimoe...
Suzukinae!
Who was it?!
A designer
A famous designer
Out!
Koumoto says he is a famous designer, but the judgment is out!
So, the final match will be between Shinagawa and Koumoto!
So, will you two kiss?
Will Koumoto or Shinagawa kiss on the dojo?
Are you ready?
By the way, "kiss" begins with "chu".
"Chu" begins with "chu".
Are you ready?
"Chu" begins with "chu".
Are you ready?
Junior high school students.
Religious television.
No parking.
Sunday drama.
Chinese people's church.
Junior high school students.
No parking.
Shinagawa.
Chu.
"Chu" begins with "chu".
"Chu" and "fu" are different.
"Chu" begins with "chu".
I think you two are both "chu".
We are neither "chu" nor "fu".
"Chu" begins with "chu".
I think "chu" is better.
So, we will play an extension game.
The topic is "words" that begin with "bo" of the bokeh team.
Are you ready?
One, two...
no
boring
boku
boying
bose
bomu
bokkan
bomu
bokkan
boku
The romantic kiss will be in the rainbow and black pair!
The place where their destiny will be decided is...
Where is it?
The romantic kiss spot is in front of Odaiba Palette Town!
It's a legend!
It's a legend spot!
That's right!
It's good! It's good!
It's good!
In front of Odaiba Palette Town...
Even in the love scene with the drama "Under the Condition of a Witch"...
They used the name "rojo kiss".
So this time...
Nanako Matsushima and Taki will recreate...
The passionate love scene!
Both teams have arrived at the rojo kiss spot...
And their standby is complete!
Good morning!
Good evening!
They're a couple, right?
That's amazing!
That's a problem, Komoto!
Without knowing who their partner is...
They are sent to their destiny's place!
Who is it?
Welcome!
Welcome! Welcome!
Let's go! The best kiss!
The usual!
Finally, Rinkan's Nanako Matsushima and Taki will show their best rojo kiss!
Here it is!
Who is it? Who is it?
It's Fujimoto!
Finally, Fujimoto and Komoto will show their rojo kiss!
Who is it?
It's Komoto!
Who is it?
It's Komoto!
Komoto!
Komoto is completely wet!
The camera is here! The camera is here!
The camera is turning!
Go, go, go!
Well, let's leave you two like this and go home!
You want to be a bird, don't you?
I don't like being exposed!
In a family restaurant in the new year,
delusional entertainers gather at night.
Their name is...
"Dinkan's Delusion Club".
What delusion will they get from the cards they draw tonight?
If Doraemon and Dragon Ball's Sun Wukong fought,
which one would be stronger?
Both of them are still unknown popular Doraemons,
and both of them are young manga masterpieces.
Doraemon and Dragon Ball's Sun Wukong.
This dream match can only be achieved by delusion.
Which one would you like to give points to?
First of all, before the comments of Delusion Club members,
let me introduce the voices of the city.
Doraemon or Sun Wukong, which one will win?
I think it's Doraemon.
I think it's Doraemon, too.
Wherever I go, I open my mouth wide and laugh.
I think Doraemon will use a lot of items,
but Doraemon is kind, so I think he will lose.
I think it's Doraemon.
I think it's Doraemon, too.
I think it's Sun Wukong.
Hey, Doraemon can be small.
Sun Wukong can teleport.
Teleport!
While various opinions came out,
the victory or defeat in the city became obvious.
What kind of opinions will Delusion Club members have?
I think it's Doraemon.
It depends on the situation.
It was prepared for the auction.
It was prepared for the auction in a fight with Wukong.
But as soon as it was ready, I couldn't put my hand in my pocket.
Doraemon is definitely prepared for the auction.
Doraemon has something in his hand.
What do you have?
It's a Momotaro sign.
It's Sun Wukong.
Can you teleport?
It's a Moshimo box.
I've been thinking about it for a long time.
It's the strongest.
It's a Momotaro sign.
If you eat it, you'll get old.
I think it's the strongest.
It's a Moshimo box.
It's the strongest.
It can do anything.
If Doraemon can't do anything...
I'm gone.
You're gone.
When I said "I'm gone," Momotaro himself put his finger in his pocket.
Even a dinosaur can hear Doraemon's finger.
It's a Momotaro sign.
If you don't eat it, you'll get old.
It's a Momotaro sign.
It's amazing.
It's a Moshimo box.
What's a Moshi Box?
You're getting fat with your fingers.
How old are you?
You're getting fat with your fingers.
That's all for "Dream Club Tonight."
Next time...
We're going to Shizuoka!
Shizuoka Attack Operation!
Hello, everyone in Shizuoka!
And...
Attack!
Aye, aye, sir!