AISubs v3.4
Blinkar!
In the fall of 2006, the Rinkan members gathered at a carousel.
What will be done here?
Momotari Carousel No. 1 deciding match!
Thank you all for gathering here.
Why are you in charge of it?
If it's these members, it's usually us.
It's our home.
It's Keio-kaku.
I've never been there.
Keio-kaku is a national carousel where the Grand Prix, which will determine Japan's number one carousel, will be held.
It's like a Japanese rap.
It's not like we're doing a Grand Prix.
It's because you guys are in charge of commercials.
Thank you!
We're out of contracts for now.
You're out of contracts?
On the contrary, you guys have the strangest relationship right now.
Stop it! Stop it!
There's a commercial, right?
The one with Koike Eiko as a sub.
That's right!
That commercial is...
Come to the carousel, Koike Eiko!
Our names aren't on it!
In order to motivate you guys, we're giving you prizes!
Really?
Huh?
I didn't know there were prizes like that.
The prizes are...
In this race, you'll race for 400 meters in one lap and compete in two laps.
However, you can't overtake the driver in the first lap.
So, you'll compete in the last lap of the race.
In addition, since you guys are in charge of commercials,
you'll race with your over-the-top impression!
Our viewers will have to guess who will be in first place.
Then, we'll give you special prizes!
We're not in charge of commercials anymore!
I don't know what that is.
Matsumoto-san will attack you from above!
No, no, no!
I've been to races many times, but I always break my collarbone and ribs.
People who work out break their arms and legs.
Should we let you do that?
That's why you're in first place.
Gussan will be in first place.
Gussan will fly like a bird and get injured.
Don't get injured!
Concentrate and team up!
What should I say?
IT...
ITC.
Shut up!
ITC.
Should we call it ETC?
Now, viewers, please guess who will win among the nine people from the program mobile site!
Among the well-received people, we will give one of the nine Linker Figures sold out to nine people who participated in the lottery!
The application deadline is just before the race starts, so please vote as you like!
Keio-kaku Keirin Castle, ruled by the darkness of night. Now, the door of legend is about to be opened!
In the world of horse racing, Deep Impact has taken to the world, and in the world of F-1, Emperor Michael Schumacher has retired!
In 2006, a year in which history remains in the world of various races, these men will make their names in the Keirin family!
Number one, Hamada Matatoshi from Hyogo Prefecture!
The laughing demon of the world, Hamada Masatoshi!
Hamada's image of Obasomu is that of Izumi Finko of Wataoni!
Hamada, who looks like a demon, was inspired by a demon!
I don't think this man will give way to others!
Number two, Matsumoto Hitoshi from Hyogo Prefecture!
Matsumoto Hitoshi, who thinks of a girl who got lost in a bank!
For Matsumoto, who is single, is it still something he longs for?
He shows up with two children out of greed!
Now, is what you can see in Matsumoto's eyes a goal or a nursery school?
Number three, Amano Hiroyuki from Aichi Prefecture!
The world-class mamachari apprentice, Amano Hiroyuki!
His gorgeous appearance is a perfect match for his image, glasses, intelligence, and all other commonalities!
In order to overcome his basic handicap, he rides a mamachari on his head!
Ah, sorry for the wait!
I'm definitely not going anywhere.
Number four, Ido Suzuki from Yamagata Prefecture!
Ido Suzuki from the countryside!
For an old woman returning from the fields, the thing she's most concerned about right now is...
It's starting to get hot in here!
Rather than being called "mama," Ido's bokeppuri sounds like an old woman!
Number five, Kotohara Toru from Osaka Prefecture!
The great Buddha's mother, Kotohara Toru!
The theme is "an old woman heading for the top of her class!"
It's like the wind is blowing through her curly hair!
Her hairstyle, which includes air resistance, is full of energy!
However, unfortunately, she's wearing a helmet!
Number six, Miyasako Hiroyuki from Osaka Prefecture!
The great Buddha's mother, Hiroyuki!
The dark horse has come on his mother's bike!
The great Buddha's mother, Hiroyuki Miyasako!
The crying, silent Osaka's father has finally appeared!
Strangely correct posture, but...
As if jumping into a barge ahead of me, aiming for first place!
Huh?
What's with you?
It's a visual comedy, isn't it?
It's a one-way street, isn't it?
Number seven, Miyura Makoto from Tokyo!
The one-way street specialist, Masakaze Mimura!
This one-way street is...
A country woman!
This often-seen figure in Showa...
Gives comfort to all who see it!
Shaking hands with a smile...
You can't even feel the fear in your heart...
Is this a sign of absolute confidence?
Hello...
Number eight, Ootake Kazuki from Tokyo!
Chi-chi-chi-chi-wo-pai!
Pay attention to his chest!
Mr. Boy in Ootake Kazuki!
Even if he's at a disadvantage...
His big father won't give up!
With money and dreams in his hands...
Ootake runs!
He's a big shot, isn't he?
I've never seen him look like that before.
Why are you doing it with all your might?
What are you doing?
I'm not doing it at all.
I just used up all my energy.
Number nine, Tomomitsu Yamaguchi from Ootaka!
Is it him? Is it him?
Tomomitsu Yamaguchi, who has been forgotten by the garbage collector!
Did you say it?
Did you say it, garbage collector?
I did say it, garbage collector, but I said it.
Did you say it, garbage collector?
Tomomitsu Yamaguchi is running! Is there any garbage there?
Yamaguchi, who has gotten into the character more than anyone else, is it his destiny?
I'll catch up with you with a bicycle.
Are you going to run with a bicycle?
I have to deliver the garbage.
I said it earlier, so please understand me.
It's pretty bad.
It's not good.
It's delicious!
It's not good.
It's delicious!
Isn't it a crime for me?
Why is it?
This kid is really in the way.
No, I didn't do that.
If I fall, he'll close his eyes, too.
You're cute.
Now, the one-shot race is about to begin.
Before that, the nine of you will do a warm-up lap of practice rap.
Everyone in front of the TV, please refer to the winner's prediction.
What should I do?
My front is already shaking.
I'm scared of this!
I can't do it!
It's diagonal from here!
I'm scared!
Wow!
I'm scared of the pink part!
Amano Matsumoto is scared of the bank.
Matsumoto seems to be particularly scared of it.
And behind him is...
Can I wear blue?
I want to wear blue when I take it off.
This is really scary!
But it's fun!
While Ootake Mimura is scared of the bank,
Miyasako and Yamaguchi are enjoying the test.
But there should be one more person here.
What's wrong with you?
This car...
It's fully open right now!
It's going straight ahead!
It's hard for a shop to catch up quickly with a practice rap!
It's probably because you drank too much the day before.
Let's have them adjust it before the actual performance!
Now, it's time for Mamachari Keirin's No. 1 final round!
It's about to start!
The distance is one lap and 400 meters.
However, since the first lap cannot pass the leader,
the battle will be decided in the last 400 meters of the lap!
The first place prediction vote will soon close!
Please apply now!
From now on, "Lincoln Mamachari Keirin No. 1 Decision Match" will be broadcast!
Now, who is the first Mamachari Keirin No. 1 retired entertainer?
It is finally broadcast!
T-this is...
"Entertainer's Death Note".
The content of this entertainment death note...
...will definitely become reality.
Oh!
Oh no!
This is my second time.
Wow, this is embarrassing.
The content of this death note...
...will definitely become reality.
Thank you very much.
Now, the ones who will deliver us a fun show...
...are Asuka's Ban-kun...
...and Todo's Himura-kun.
Now, let's work together today.
Please give them a round of applause!
Yes, thank you very much.
Yes, Himura-kun, you did well.
Now, Himura-kun, please come over here for a moment.
Immediately...
...the three of you will do a series of catches.
One, good!
Two, good! Don't worry!
Ah, no, it's nothing.
It's a comedian.
Who will be the next victim comedian?
"Rinkan Mamachari Keirin No. 1 Deciding Round" is about to start!
A 400m bank in one lap, a two-lap gachinko race!
Who will be the winner?
We appreciate all of you who tuned in!
Thank you very much!
It's the first race of the Grand Prix No. 1 fixed- line race!
What's wrong?
He suddenly went "gaan"!
The race has finally begun, Mama Cherry K-Rin!
The first lap is led by the leader, and it's a slow- paced positional battle!
I'm getting a little tired. I'm getting tired.
With a slight start-dash, Mimura makes his physical strength reach its limit.
But Miyasako is next to him.
I can't do it here.
He can't afford to look around the course in preparation for the second half.
Behind them in the second group, a desperate positional battle is taking place.
It's dangerous! It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
It's dangerous!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Ah! He's riding on top of it!
Yeah, he's riding on it!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
He's doing it with hacks! With hacks!
With hacks! With hacks!
Dangerous!
It's dangerous!
Dangerous! Dangerous!
The tire slides sideways when riding on bars!
Any accident doesn't surprise you!
And in the back of it -
Alright!
Although he was in good condition in the practice run,
he is now looking for investment.
It seems that his position has finally calmed down,
but the one who caught him off guard here is...
Yamaguchi with a round ass!
I think Neguriji was aiming from behind.
Neguriji is really...
Neguriji is really energetic!
Neguriji, if you're going to pull it out, pull it out of here!
Yes, I'll try it.
Neguriji is running away.
It's been half an hour so far.
As expected, everyone is wary of Neguriji.
The race is finally halfway through.
Here, Hamada with a dissatisfaction expression.
Udo-chan has been lying next to me for a long time.
No, I marked that area perfectly.
Kano-san, block him.
Now, Hamada is blocked.
What will happen?
The race will soon beginning in the last corner of the first lap.
What will you do?
Do you want to overtake him?
There is still a leader.
If he overtakes you...
Oh, no! I'm exhausted!
You only care about contact, don't you?
He overtook you!
Oh, no!
As soon as the leader is gone, Miyasako is running away.
He pulls Kawasaki out of the corner and makes a gap of more than 20 meters in the second corner.
It's dangerous!
However, will Miyasako be able to maintain his physical strength even at 400 meters?
And who is chasing Miyasako?
As expected, it's Nemurice!
He overtook him in the second corner of the last corner of the first lap!
It seems that the lonely women have reached their limit of physical strength.
Matsumoto, who bit his wife, is also exhausted!
On the other hand, Miyasako, who is in the top form, has not lost his footing yet!
Will he be able to escape to the goal as it is?
There is Nemurice! He is desperately chasing Miyasako!
Will he be able to catch Miyasako in the back?
Now, he turned around the last corner and entered the straight line!
Miyasako is running away! Nemurice is coming!
However, Miyasako's lead is only a little!
He scores a goal with one shot!
Nemurice with two shots!
I couldn't escape!
He is far behind from the goal!
Amado with three shots!
Yudo with four shots!
Mimura with five shots!
Wow! It's tough!
It's tough!
Matsumoto with six shots! Otake with four shots!
It's a tie again!
As you can see, it's a tie!
The winner will be announced later!
I can't comment after it's over.
No. 6, Miyasako!
It's a tie!
Thank you!
I did it!
Thank you!
It was tough from the door.
The baby's neck was getting...
I don't think it's a misunderstanding, but I cried!
The next show is...
"Rinkan Proud Festival"!
Starting with Mimura's "crash and turn", Miyasako's "shoulder pan",
Shinagawa's "arm raise",
Otake's "high jump"
Rinkan members will show off their special skills!
Tonight's "proud" is...
Tomomitsu Yamaguchi's "proud"!
My "proud" is...
my arm raise!
With my left hand!
I've never lost in the past 37 years.
It's my left arm, which has always been called "my left hand".
Everyone in the studio, please show it off!
Thank you!
He did it again!
You're right-handed and you're left-handed!
I'm left-handed. I've never lost.
You've never lost?!
Yes.
You've never lost in your life.
What?!
I went to the Self-Defense Force once for filming.
And the chief of the Rugby Club there said, "Let's do it." And we won.
The Rugby Club of the Self-Defense Force...
That's pretty impressive.
So, what are we doing today?
How do we decide?
And, well...
Since you're all here, I'd like you all to play against me.
What?!
There's 20 of us.
20 of you.
That's impossible!
You're going to beat me in a row?
Yes, you're going to line up and beat me one after another.
We can all win?
If we can all win, I think you'll listen to me.
I don't know what "listen to me" means!
Get ready, everyone!
Wait a minute!
I'm getting ready!
Thank you for coming out!
I've heard about you before.
But I haven't heard you get ready.
I thought I'd end up becoming a foreigner by your name.
I see.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Come out, Gussan!
It's not a big deal. It's a big deal.
It's a big deal.
But it's not over for anyone.
Tsuyoshi was the first one to get angry.
I'll never give up.
But it's the first one.
I feel like I'm getting a little hurt.
I'm getting weaker and weaker.
Can I say something?
I'm weak, too.
I'm very weak.
I don't know.
I'm weak, so I can't get stronger all of a sudden.
I can't get stronger unless I do it myself.
On the contrary, I feel sick.
Now, let's cut all the grass on the ground.
Let's go.
The grass challenge has been cut and dropped.
First of all, Hato-chan.
Yes.
Ready, go!
You're faster.
Ready, go!
Go!
You're strong.
Go for it!
Ready, go!
Go for it!
Ready, go!
Gussan has achieved 7 wins in a row without taking any risks so far, and since then, he has melted the members one after another.
Since then, Gussan's momentum has not stopped, and he has easily achieved 13 wins in a row, and there are only 7 people left to the 20-person limit of self- proudness.
However, from now on, people who are confident in their power will stand in front of Gussan!
- Go, Renji! - Yeah!
- Go, go, go, go! - Yeah!
- Go, go, go, go!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Very strong! - Go!
- Gussan's momentum is increasing! - Go!
- Good! - Good!
- Oh, oh! - Oh!
- Oh, oh! - Go, go, go!
Oh, amazing!
Your face...
It's easy for you!
If you lose, you can die!
Ready...
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Alright, everyone, let's go!
Go, Hagasa!
But even Gussan is a little...
Don't rest! Don't rest!
Go! Go! Go!
This is...
Ready...
Go! Go! Go!
This is...
Seriously?!
Don't move!
Go for it, Miyasako!
Here, Rinkan's wild horse,
Hamada, will challenge!
What will happen?!
Ready...
Go!
Wow!
What's going on?!
That's fast!
It's fast!
It's hot! It's hot!
Rinkan, left-handed!
Matsumoto, left-handed!
With all their might, Matsumoto, left-handed, appears!
Will a miracle happen?!
Go!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow!
Who is it?!
It's Betsy!
What's that?!
It's Gussan!
Finally, one more person...
Gussan, with a proud speech...
However...
Finally, the one who will stand up for himself is...
The number one body type entertainer...
Shoji Tomoharu!
All teams are ready...
Who will stand up for himself?
Last...
Ready...
Go!
What's that?!
What's wrong with you?!
Speedwagon Itoda's proud speech!
Recently, I've been playing saxophone...
I'd like you, Linkern, to listen to my saxophone...
I'd like to purify my dirty heart...
I'd like you to listen to my saxophone...
You know what's scary?
What's scary is what happened to Goto before...
Yes, yes, yes...
He had a guitar and harmonica...
Yes, yes, yes...
But is it okay?
I think his pride will stand up more and more...
It's saxophone, you know...
Well, but...
Even if he plays saxophone alone...
It's not enough...
I thought it was lonely...
So, I brought a friend of jazz with me...
A friend?!
A friend of jazz?!
Please come in!
Itoda, you go first...
Wow, it's a full-scale one!
It's a full-scale one!
Are you okay?
Wow!
It's a full-scale one!
I don't know!
What's up with that?
What's up?
Just the strap...
Just the strap?
What's up with that?
Just the strap...
I've been doing it from the beginning...
You'd better do it properly or you'll get angry.
Would you like me to introduce it?
Wow, you're always drinking...
No, no...
It's above my clothes...
Wow!
You'd better do it properly or you'll get angry.
Just do it properly, seriously.
We're going to do it seriously.
Then, let's get started!
One, two...
One, two, three, four...
Wow!
Hey, what are you going to use this for?
Why don't you go over there?
What? Why?
What's so funny?
What did you say?
No! No!
No! No! No!
It's a little out of place, it's a bad demo! It's amazing!
That's great, but ...
Four or five months ago, I had a little heartache.
At that time, I was saved by sax.
Only when I was playing sax, I forgot all my bad feelings.
It's amazing, but I can't get that excited.
I don't know what's going on.
It's a prime meeting with Frank Sinatra's cover.
No! No! No!
If it's not, I'll come back.
No, but you really know jazz.
That's right.
You know everything!
Four or five months ago, I had a heartache.
It's a Friday thing, isn't it?
Football Hour - Iwao's Pride
My pride is ...
If I say "c", it's my hair loss.
The amount of hair loss when shampooing ...
I don't think I'll lose to anyone.
What's that?
Thank you for your cooperation.
I know the amount of hair loss, but ...
Even if you say a lot of hair loss ...
I want to hide it, but I can't hide it anymore, so I'm proud of it.
I see.
No, I don't know.
If it's this much shampoo, I wonder how many I've lost today.
If you know that much ...
I know how many I've lost today.
Really?!
That's amazing!
That's right.
Today, I'll lose 30 hair.
Today, you'll lose 30 hair?
Yes.
Just 30 hair!
You'll lose them?
Yes.
You'll lose 30 hair by washing your hair?
This is a world-famous amount of hair loss.
Really?!
I don't know how to pull out 30 of them.
It becomes a net like this...
Oh my, oh my...
Why did you think of doing this?!
What are you doing?!
What are you doing with such a serious face?!
You're not good at saying things!
I think it's fine like this.
Excuse me!
Are you pulling out 30 of them?
Is it thin?
It's thin, isn't it?
Is it fine?
Ah, Non-chan, you've already dried up.
You're fast.
Naekun dries up fast.
I'm used to it now.
So, how many did you pull out?
He said 40.
Let's count and see the results!
The one who pulled out the shampoo now is...
41!
That's amazing!
It's going more than I thought it would.
It's the worst when it doesn't work.
That's amazing!
Ogiyahagi - Ogi's Pride!
When I was a child,
I was called "Murata-cho-gi-in-sai-cho" by Masatari Toho.
Do you know what it is?
Yes, that's right.
That's right.
It's a forkball.
I think my forkball is...
"Entertainer No. 1's Lactate Moisture".
Can I say this in front of you?
What?
Fogboard.
Yes.
It did fall.
What?
It's a shame.
It didn't fall that much.
When I received it, it did fall.
But today...
Even a professional has times when it doesn't fall.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's what we're aiming for today, right?
What?
What do we do if we catch it?
If you have experience...
I've did it a little bit.
Don't take it off.
You can do it about here.
Can you do it about here?
How much is this?
How much is it?
It's not that much.
How much is it?
It's not that much.
How much is it?
It's not that much.
Mr. Matsumoto, what if you stand in the buttocks?
P-p-p-please let me see it for a second.
I want to see it for a bit.
I don't know if it will be OK.
I don't know.
Show me first.
Are you sure you can do it?
What do you mean?
I'm not sure it will fall or not.
Don't look at me like that!
Wait a minute! What's going on?!
Shouldn't we watch the straight ball first?
Yeah, let's do that.
Let's warm up and watch the straight ball.
Let's see what Matsuro-san's straight ball is like.
Whoa, scary!
That's not good!
That's a dead ball!
That's not good!
Hey, don't hit it!
Are you okay? Can you run away? Are you okay?
That's not good! I'm scared!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
How many kilos is it? Don't throw it!
Oh, nice ball! Nice ball!
Matsuro-chan, I really don't like this batter box!
You should retire from it!
How many kilos is it now?
It's about 110 kilos.
110 kilos means it's about 130 kilos.
Why?!
That 20 kilos is...
Okay, let's watch the forkball now.
Forkball!
Okay, my forkball is...
This team's...
It's number one, Raksa!
Let's watch it!
It's so far away...
No, it's out! It's out!
It's a fork, so it's out!
It happens a lot.
I don't know how to catch it.
It happens a lot, but it's true.
Matsuro-san, get closer to the base!
You can't hit it like that!
That's right!
More! More! More!
No, no, no!
You can't do it like that!
You're in terrible shape!
What's wrong?
What happened?
The cameraman...
No, no, no!
You can't do it like that!
I can't throw it for a few days!
You can't throw it for a few days!
You can't throw it like that!
It's out!
You wanted to catch it, didn't you?
No, I just happened to...
No, look at it! It's out!
Look at it!
It's out a lot!
It's good for now!
It's out a lot!
What do you think of it now? Is it out a lot?
Yes, it's...
Well...
It's out more than it's out.
It's out more than it's out!
Then, drop it!
Actually, it's out!
It's really hard to understand, isn't it?
It's out!
Fujiwara, Fujimoto's pride!
Well...
What I can boast about is...
Jumping rope!
By the way...
If you double jump...
You can jump forever!
Speaking of rope skipping...
On the first episode of "Rinkan-no-kimeetsubeki", regular people also challenged double skipping!
Let's go!
It was a cruel result for Miyasako to double jump, but how was Hamada Matsumoto's record?
What are you doing?
What's going on?
No matter how many times we see it, it's a failure.
Will Fujimoto be able to do it?
That's how it is for regular people.
Can you do it forever like that?
It doesn't stop.
I'd like you to stop it.
It doesn't stop.
Let's see it.
Can you do it forever like that?
It doesn't stop.
It's not fun to do it like that.
I'd like you to keep doing it forever with a smile.
A smile is a trick for me to keep smiling.
Shut up, idiot.
First of all, can you show me some other tricks of mine?
There's a backflip backflip.
I'll show you.
I'll do a backflip backflip.
That's amazing!
That's it!
You didn't laugh!
You didn't laugh.
I forgot to smile.
That's what happened.
That's amazing.
I'm glad you kept doing it.
But you can't do it forever with a smile.
What about a backflip?
Can you do it forever with a smile?
If you can do it, you can do it.
First of all, you have to smile.
Can you do it?
Please!
Crystal clear.
He looks happy.
His smile is...
He looks happy.
Great smile.
Amazing.
Great smile.
What happened?
Who said that?
Nobody said it!
What are you saying?
I'm not saying anything.
Let's do it again!
Ready, start!
Don't forget to smile!
He's smiling.
Is it a smile?
What is that face?
What's with that face?
Smile!
Let's do it again!
Ready, start!
Smile!
Ready, start!
Come on!
Can you guys just look at me?!
All you can say is "Ready, start!"
You look like him!
Don't rest! Do it now!
Stop it! Stop it!
Don't laugh!
Laugh more! Laugh more!
Smile! Smile!
Don't you think you can't smile enough?
Can you do it more?
Stop it!
Don't rest! Do it now!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
What's up with Asako?
What was that?
What?
Didn't you see it?
She died of baldness!
She died of baldness?
No, no, no!
She died of baldness!
Oh no, oh no!
Hold on! Hold on!
He took it off.
What's up with you?
He's drunk.
Why are you drunk?
He's drunk.
What's up with you?
What's up with you, Chaban?
I don't like it anymore! I don't like it anymore!
What's up with you?
I'm going to drop pink in the same shoe size as you!
After this, Fujimoto will say something unbelievable...
Say it together!
What's up with you?
After this, Fujimoto will say something unbelievable...
Say it together!
Wait a second!
I'm going to drop pink in the same shoe size as you!
Next episode of "Rinkan" is...
"Rendry Down Town" Episode 7!
Unexpected guests have arrived!
Oh, oh, I'm sorry!
This employee who was targeted is...
Are you okay?! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Hey!
That's...
And the final battle of "One Friend Karaoke"!