AISubs v3.4
*outro music*
I didn't think it would be like this!
This time, "Lincoln" is the second of "That Gigantic Project"!
Again, a legend about a bombastic producer and a man's romance!
Don't look down on me!
I won't look down on you!
Starting with "downtown", when everyone became one, a huge object was created!
Tonight, the one who made it huge is...
It is...
In 2006, the biggest food of this summer!
Let's all shout together!
What are you doing?!
Wait a minute!
Just in case, please look at Shinagao!
Right?!
Are you okay, Shinagao?!
You don't have to say it!
The first of the giant series is...
That Peyoung sauce yakisoba!
That's a good one!
As a birthday present for Hamada, who loves yakisoba,
everyone worked together to create the giant Peyoung!
It was all Hamada's happiness!
You're the only one who cares about me!
However, the giant Peyoung was extremely difficult!
Could it be an accident?!
Cup yakisoba's biggest difficulty...
The failure of cutting it with a knife!
It came out!
However!
Even if it came out, they didn't give up!
They challenged cutting it with a knife again and succeeded!
A thousand and two hundred pieces of giant peyong!
The taste is addictive!
It's delicious!
The men noticed!
There is romance in giant fish!
And...
A new giant fish project was born!
That is...
This is what we are going to release this time!
Please take a look!
What is it?
It's a giant "tokoro-ten"!
A steel witch appeared in Midoriyama!
A giant "tokoro-ten"!
As a summer species...
"tokoro-ten" has been used for a long time.
Its slippery and pushed-out substance...
blows away the heat...
and gives it a sense of cleanliness.
There is...
the hearts of Japanese people!
The men who were attached to "tokoro-ten"...
spent an endless amount of romance and huge production costs...
to challenge "tokoro-ten" to become giant!
Let's make it giant together!
Yes, this is the usual "tokoro-ten".
There aren't many at home, right?
No, there aren't.
So you put it in here like this.
And like this...
I see.
That's it.
Today, this is about 7,000 times...
7,000 times!
7,000!
This tool pushes out 7,000 "tokoro-ten" at once.
Lastly, people ride on it a lot and put pressure on it.
Let's start making the giant "tokoro-ten".
First of all, how to make it...
The material is "tengusa".
Wash it with water and remove dirt.
Then, boil "tengusa" in hot water for about an hour.
When the "tengusa" becomes thick, it's OK.
Strain "tengusa" with cloth.
Put "tengusa" in a mold and cool it down.
"tokoro" store's "katamari" is done.
First of all, let's bring in the ingredients.
Here you go!
Huh? It's smaller than I thought.
The truck is smaller than I thought.
It's smaller than I thought.
It's too low.
But I have to say, it's quite heavy.
It's easy.
"Tengusa" caught in Izu region is 90 kilograms.
I see.
90 kilograms!
"Tengusa" for business is about 90 kilograms.
It costs 560,000 yen.
What do we do with it first?
First, we loosen it.
Loosen it?
First, we open it and wash it, right?
Yes, we wash it.
First of all, we loosen "tengusa" caught in Izu region by hand.
And we wash it thoroughly.
But there's a problem.
Let's decide our roles.
Like opening roles?
We'll decide opening roles, cleaning roles and washing roles.
What do we do with this?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Why don't we just do it randomly?
No, we should decide it randomly.
It takes time!
Rock-paper-scissors!
It's not starting.
It's not starting!
Let's do it together!
We have to decide it.
It's impossible for all of us.
Then you three do it.
No, we're not doing it.
It's a new way of doing it.
We'll do it.
It's taking too long!
We don't know what you're saying.
It's taking too long!
Wait, you guys!
Wait! You guys were doing it with yakisoba the other day.
You're doing it too randomly.
If you do it with your dad, you'll be able to do it.
But in the end, is it possible or not?
Well, we can do it.
No, we can't.
We can do it.
When you were doing it with your dad, it was too fast for you to do it.
We can do it.
Hurry up and do it!
Has anyone ever said "I want to do it like this"?
If you don't spread it out, hurry up and do it!
We don't have much time!
Hamada is irritated by the bad prediction.
On the contrary, did Hamada, who only cares about efficiency, know about it?
The conclusion of the members is...
Do it with your chest! Do it with your chest!
Do it with your chest!
Don't you have scissors?
We don't have scissors!
If everyone works together, the work will be fast.
Five minutes have passed since they started spreading it out.
A good flow has been created.
However...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I wasn't there, was I?
Why didn't you do your job properly?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Then...
Aren't you all pretty tired?
No, we just did it.
Everyone, let me give you something.
Later! Later!
Even if they are tired, they will be given something to eat.
This is a good situation.
This is Sagamiya.
A secret in a secret.
A secret in Sagamiya.
Give it back!
It's a secret!
Give it back!
This is the first time we are doing this! Don't give it back!
Give it back!
It's mine.
Give it back!
Sit down!
Eat it!
It's mine! Eat it!
Hold up! Sengutsu! Sengutsu! Move aside, you!
Move aside!
Sengutsu!
Too much in a way!
Sengutsu wants to eat it.
Hey! That is a human-made meal!
Isn't it a meal from a maker?
You have to eat it after taking it all apart!
This is really good!
Delicious!
First of all, it's better to eat this after it's taken apart.
Delicious!
Let's try this with matcha.
This is delicious!
This is good.
This is a little late because it's Sagasu.
This is the best!
It's been opened after 5 years.
It's been opened for a year.
It's delicious!
I don't like it when it's cold.
I should eat it early.
This is delicious!
You should eat it early.
You shouldn't eat it now.
You should eat it now.
You shouldn't eat it now.
Hey, everyone!
I'm a little angry.
I said I should eat it early.
I'm a little angry.
For now, I'll eat it with matcha.
I don't know what's going on.
The weather is getting worse.
I don't want to say it, but it's cold.
It's really cold.
Are you serious?
I apologize for the interruption.
It's not my fault.
Why me?
You should eat it early.
You shouldn't eat it now.
You should take a shower.
Hurry up and do it!
There's no time left!
The break is over.
Tengu-san has to do it again.
If everyone works together, the work will be fast and the pitch will go up.
However, the members have to wash the dishes.
Tengu-san has to carry the dishes to the washroom.
Then...
Has anyone worked as a mover before?
I can't say I've done it.
I've done it once or twice, but I've never done it properly.
It's like a dream.
I don't want to do it.
What should we do?
I don't want to do it.
Should I do it?
Have you ever helped a mover before?
No, I haven't.
What are you talking about?!
If a mover does it, it's fine, right?
Then...
Let's start with Gussan.
Can you do it?
Yes, yes.
You can't do it by yourself.
How do you do it?
What are you doing?!
Have you ever helped a mover before?!
No, I haven't.
That's it, you bastard!
Can you decide where we'll do it?
Is there anyone who'll do it?
Where will you do it?
The atmosphere will change.
Gussan, you're doing it, right?
That's not it!
Where will you do it?
Where?!
Wash it here!
No, we lost!
Wash it here!
Here!
What are you doing?!
Everybody's having fun!
What are you doing?!
Everybody's having fun!
What are you doing?!
Everybody's having fun!
You're enjoying it!
Don't underestimate Midoriya!
I don't know which one was the right answer.
There's no right answer!
Wash it here!
Wash it now!
He's changed.
Wash it!
Isn't he a newbie?
Wash it!
I didn't think he'd wash it.
He's a newbie.
Then I'll wash it!
Let's wash it!
Huh?
I don't know what happened when you left the house today, but...
Don't bring your family's mess into the house.
This is our house!
You can't use it?
That's right.
Let's wash it.
Hurry up and wash it!
Let's wash it!
If everyone works together, the work will be fast.
Despite being clumsy, Tengusa washes it.
However, he discovers something.
There's a crab in it!
It's a huge crab!
Inside of Tengusa...
Strangely, there's a lot of crabs.
Then...
Hey, uh...
Hey, everyone, hold your hands.
There's a crab in it, so...
Let's go to the goldfish park and catch some fish.
Thank you!
Leave it there. Let's wash it for now.
The grave...
It's dead.
The grave is fine. Let's do it later.
Two crabs are dead?
No, but...
If you hold your hands like this for an hour...
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Take a look at Hamada
Not only blood but also tears, he also threw the crab!
Hurry up!
Wash it, wash it
Wash it, wash it, wash it
It's gone now, hurry up
Wash it, wash it, wash it!
Wash it, hurry up, wash it!
Hamada threw the crab!
Overcoming that sadness, the members rushed to wash the tengusa.
And so, washing 90kg of tengusa ended.
Next, boiling the washed tengusa in a pot.
Boiling it until the tengusa becomes thick.
But, how do you actually boil 90kg of tengusa?
The next step is to boil it.
Boil it?
Yes, boil it.
Boil it with only this amount of water?
Yes!
Look at that!
We've prepared a huge pot, so let's bring it over there!
The huge pot that was brought in by a crane
is a powerful gas burner that instantly boils 1800 litres of water.
The 90kg tanker is ready for work.
The members are attacked by expectations and anxiety.
The members are overwhelmed by the huge gas burner.
Be careful.
Shall we put it in?
Don't fall!
Put it in!
If you fall, you die.
The work was done carefully.
Don't fall!
If you stir it, it will gradually thicken.
Do it until it comes out.
Don't fall!
Shut up!
What?
You scared me!
What's up with you guys?!
You scared me!
This is crazy!
From now on, I'm going to get scared in bye-bye games.
I'm going to get scared in bye-bye games.
Did you get scared?
No, not yet.
I didn't get scared.
You got scared?
Yes, I did.
It's still okay for me to get scared, right?
No, you didn't!
You didn't!
My mouth is dirty!
You bastard!
Wait! Wait!
Wait!
Are you okay?
I'm fine, but...
Please go to the hospital on your own.
I've never been injured in our show.
It's a record!
For an hour, they thought of a huge tokoro-ten and stirred it with all their heart and soul!
A thick liquid came out of the tengusa!
Next, they rub the nijiru with cloth so that the tengusa doesn't mix.
Well, even if they rub it, how do they do it with nijiru of 7,000 tokoro-ten?
This time, they specially made a huge tokoro-ten on the spot!
They cover it with cloth on an iron net and rub it so that the tengusa doesn't mix.
Will they be able to cross it safely?
It's not bouncing this way. Are you okay?
It's scary.
It's a little scary.
Okay, Kuren-san, please!
It's definitely dangerous.
It's coming, it's coming!
Zoppa, are you okay?
Tengu, Zoppa, are you okay?
It's not bouncing this way.
It's a success!
It's not bouncing this way.
It's a success!
It's not bouncing this way.
They succeeded in crossing it!
They crossed it!
Nice crossing!
Wow!
The dried tengusa is transferred to a container...
...and frozen in the refrigerator, but...
This time, for 7,000 tokoroten...
...how do you cool about 1,800 liters of tengusa?
We have to cool it for a while, right?
How do you cool something like this?
We have that, too!
Let's see!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Everyone's favorite, frozen tengusa!
The large tentonga frozen tengusa made the impossible possible!
A large amount of tengusa can be cooled and hardened in -30 degrees Celsius!
It's a lot!
But today, the temperature isn't as high as we thought it would be, so I think it'll cool faster than we thought it would.
Will it harden?
Setting complete!
How long do we wait for this?
About 3 hours from now!
3 hours?!
The huge tokoro-teng will be ready in 3 hours!
The members are taking a break here.
Everyone, I'm sure you're all hungry now.
Last time...
From Pyong!
He brought us a lot of snacks!
There's so much!
Everyone, eat up!
Pyong!
On Hamada's birthday,
1,200 pieces of Pyong were used!
Hamada, who loves all kinds of yakisoba, was deeply moved.
Since then, he's been in constant contact with Pyong.
Pyong is here!
This time, Tokoro-teng and Pyong have teamed up!
So cool!
It's hot!
It's just Pyong!
It's Pyong!
Eating up Pyong,
nourishing their energy,
and making the huge tokoro-teng a success!
While the members' morale is rising,
Matsumoto noticed something was missing.
What is it?
She noticed something was missing.
The vinegar soy sauce for tokoro-ten.
Did you prepare it?
I forgot to prepare it.
Tokoro-ten's life...
Vinegar soy sauce...
It can't be without vinegar soy sauce!
What should we do?
We have to go and buy it.
Hamada, will you go with us?
Why are you looking at me like that?
It's an appropriate role.
Hamada!
I don't want to go with you!
Go with someone else!
Failure is unforgivable!
Let's go and buy soy sauce.
Anyone can go!
Go with us!
I can't go.
Do you know which one is soy sauce?
I still don't know which one is which.
What are you talking about?
Are you stupid?
I want to go and buy it.
Please!
Do you have anything you want me to do for you?
Can you do me a favor?
I'm sorry!
I didn't have anything.
I'm sorry!
I'll buy you a magazine.
I'm sorry!
You're too much of a person.
I'm sorry!
Can you do me a favor?
0.03.
Can you do me a favor?
Hamada goes shopping.
Hamada stops at a nearby liquor store.
He looks depressed.
He has a bad feeling about this.
Hello.
Sir, I'd like some soy sauce and vinegar.
- Soy sauce and vinegar? - Yes.
- Around here? - Yes.
In terms of quantity...
What should I do?
Is bigger one better?
- Sir, can I have all of them? - All of them?
- Yes. - And vinegar too.
- Vinegar? - Yes.
What should I do? I don't know the quantity.
- Sir, can I have all of them? - All of them?
- Yes. - Wow, I'm happy.
By the way...
Hamada looks depressed.
Can you buy me five of them?
Hamada remembers what the members asked him to do.
Sir, here...
Condoms?
Condoms. Condoms original.
Motorcycle.
Wait for me at the car.
He bought a lot of things.
He's late.
- Yes, he is. - He's usually late.
- What? - What?
- He's late. - He's late.
He's late for the first time.
You're late!
I won't show you around here!
Are you going to live like that?
Get out of here!
Don't eat my batik!
He's very helpful!
You...
You're an outcast!
You're full of erotic books!
This is a really hot summer special!
What's this?
Why are you wearing this?
This is...
You're the worst!
You're messing around.
You're a bad comedian.
You're messing around.
You're a bad comedian.
Hey, Renji!
Yes?
You're amazing!
Thank you very much!
What's in the bag?
Well, well, well...
It looks like this, so...
But you should have been thinner!
You should have been thinner!
What are you doing?
I don't like it!
Three hours have passed.
The giant Tokoroten is finally on its way home.
Now it's time to push out the hardened Tokoroten.
This is the system.
Place the giant Tokoroten in a crane.
Put a lid on it.
A human will get on top of it and try to push it out with gravity.
This will be...
this time's biggest challenge.
Finally! It's been a while!
It hasn't hardened yet, but...
Let's see what's going on!
Here you go!
Even though it's frozen...
Could it be...
This is what the fairies were born for.
The fairies of Kokoro store.
Now, can you do it?
The giant Kokoro store is finally...
Yes!
Come!
Hardening!
Wow!
That's amazing!
Come!
Now!
What's that?
That's a fairy!
That's definitely ice!
Really?
Yes, it's ice.
It's definitely ice!
It can't be a fairy.
Is it ice or a fairy?
All will be revealed in the next moment!
Will it really harden?
Yes!
We've arrived!
It's been a while!
Now, let it harden!
Huh?
It's hot!
Not at all!
It's hot!
1,800 liters of Tokoro Tennon Nijiri
It's not hardened, but it's hot!
Now, there's no need to put it in the pressure cooker, and it's a failure because it's flowing down!
But...
It's so cool.
What should we do?
It's over.
I got it!
It's hot!
I thought something like this could happen!
What?
Actually, there's something that's been doing it for 24 hours since yesterday!
What?
That's a delusion!
Delusion!
People think it's stupid!
Let it out!
If you underestimate the power of 24 hours...
It's not hardened!
I'm glad!
It's not hardened!
24 hour day trip in Tokoro Tenga...
It's a dream come true!
It's amazing!
It's not like this!
It's definitely like this!
It's not like this!
Even though it's been cooled for 24 hours...
Could it be...
It's not like this!
It's hardened!
Hey, everyone!
What?
It's done!
It's so good!
By cooling for 24 hours for 7,000 pieces of tokoroten,
As you can see, it's nicely solidified and has a moderate amount of elasticity.
This is perfect!
Isn't this not perfect?!
It's so good!
It's finally the climax!
Tokoroten's push and pull!
Can they do that soft push and pull?
Will the giant tokoroten come out soft?!
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Fight!
Tokoroten, which has been cooled for 24 hours, has nicely solidified.
Finally, the hardest and biggest climax awaits!
And then you pile it up over there.
Pile it up over there!
You can do it!
You can put it in there!
This is difficult!
How do you do it?
This is good!
High-grade crane technology made the impossible possible!
With 7,000 pieces, the work progresses carefully!
Now, everyone, have you ever eaten at such an exciting place?
No, we haven't!
I think we'll win if we eat at places like this!
It's exciting!
That's right!
That's good!
You can do it!
You can put it in there!
This is...
A huge push-and-pull machine puts everything together!
Make some noise!
The push-and-pull machine's set-in parts are easy to remove by removing the top and bottom plates.
All you have to do is push it out with the push- and-pull stick!
It's opening! It's opening!
This is the highlight!
It's opening! It's opening!
It's opening!
This is going to work! This is going to work!
This is amazing!
This is where it starts, everyone.
The problem is the bottom plate.
The 1.8-ton push-and-pull machine's weight puts pressure on the front of the machine.
It's held together by the bottom plate.
Push-and-pull machines are all about pushing.
Men and women, which one will come out?
Could it be...
Come on!
Open up! Open up!
Open up!
Oh! It's coming out!
Is it coming out?
It's not coming out.
Oh!
What?!
It's not opening!
Oh!
What?!
It's not opening!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah! - Oh, oh, oh!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- What?! - What the heck?!
- Don't do it! - Stop!
- Take off your gloves!
Whoa!
Yell at me!
- Kill me! - Kill me!
- I'll do it! - I'll do it!
The people are being pushed into the river.
In chaos, humans finally get to ride on top of each other.
With the weight of three men, they push each other out.
Can the giant totem be taken out safely?
- Show us the long one! - The long one!
- We can't make it now! - Give me the long one!
- Dangerous! - What's wrong?
- I'm scared! - Are you okay?
- I'm scared! - We're stuck in the downtown area!
- I'm scared! - Push us!
- Push me! - What?
- Go! - Go!
A huge accident occurs!
The giant store that has been chilled for 24 hours has solidified beautifully.
Finally, it is set in a push-out style.
However...
Due to unexpected pressure and heat, it crumbles and collapses.
Will the dream also collapse like this?
A huge store is in a big pinch!
Push it in!
Don't push it in!
Ah...
With the last hope...
Downtown and Gussan push it in and get on board!
Be careful!
Get on board!
Watch out!
Get on! Get on!
I'm scared!
Are you okay?
I'm scared!
It's stuck in downtown!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Please!
Push it in!
Go!
Watch out!
Idiot!
Watch out!
Are you all stupid?!
I'm scared!
It's stuck in downtown!
I'm scared!
It's stuck in downtown!
This is dangerous!
This is the moment of the fall!
A face distorted by fear!
What is happening?
This is not a failure!
What is happening?
Most of the water has been drained.
The water has been frozen for 24 hours.
The water has not frozen for 24 hours.
A complete failure!
However, it was all Matsumoto's idea.
Well, everyone!
I didn't think this would happen!
It's been frozen for a week!
The fire fell to the site and the light was extinguished.
Let's forget all the failures we made earlier!
The hard work of the fairies of Kokoroten was carried out in a hurry.
Kokoroten has been frozen for a week.
What kind of condition is it?
Well, everyone! Look at this!
This is what it looks like after a week of freezing!
Look!
It's completely different!
This is it! This is it!
7,000 pieces of Kokoroten have been frozen for a week.
Its elasticity is like a tempur.
I have a premonition of quite a success.
Today's third setting!
I can't be lazy anymore!
It's the last challenge!
The fairies have done their best!
All we can do is pray!
The iron plate on the front is a moment of tension!
That nightmare will come back to life!
It should have cooled down for 24 hours...
But it has fallen apart!
This is the last one!
Will it be?!
It's open! It's open!
It's been a while! It's been a while!
Whoa! It's coming out! It's coming out!
It's open! It's open! It's open!
Whoa! It's coming out! It's coming out!
It should be!
But the bottom is loose!
To become push-out sticks, a push-out supplement is placed!
With human weight, the top should be pushed out loosely!
Whoa! This is coming out too!
Whoa! It's coming out! It's coming out!
Hurry up!
Whoa! It's scary!
It's fine so far!
Whoa! It's scary!
That's bad!
I'm scared!
Hurry up!
I don't want to eat anymore!
I'm going to eat you!
Standby complete!
Ready, set, go!
Let's go!
The men are attached to the compass.
Will the compass be pushed out by the neurons?
Ready, set...
The last challenge for the men attached to the Tokoro store.
(The giant dragon barrage)
(A big view)
(The giant dragon barrage)
(A big view)
I'm up! I'm up!
(A big view)
Lift it up!
Let me go! Let me go!
Hold it tight! I'll let you go!
I'll let you go!
We did it!
A huge success!
While everyone is enjoying it...
It looks good!
Let's use this...
Huh?
Where did it come from?
From the beginning?
Oh!
We did it!
He's a great idea man!
Idea man!
There it is!
Thank you!
It's good!
How is it?
Try it!
Please think hard about it!
How is it?
No! It's good!
(Cheering)
And then, pour some happy vinegar soy sauce.
(Cheering)
And then, sprinkle some green laver.
(Cheering)
Finally, 7,000 pieces of giant tokoroten are completed!
Giant Tokoroten
You should have told me your name, you big guy!
I've put some soy sauce on it.
It looks good.
It's like a zombie movie.
This is a new one.
I like it.
I like soy sauce.
It's cool.
It's for adults only.
Please eat it for adults only.
It's a good game, isn't it?
It's good.
Great success!
Lincoln's first landing in Okinawa!
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