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The other day, all sensitive entertainers were proven to have a note and warned at the same time.
What is written in this entertainer's death note must be carried out.
[The next day]
- Okay. - Excuse me, please.
- Okay.
Are you kidding me?
This is it!
Wow!
I'm addicted to Yahagi-ken, but suddenly I bite my foot while waiting for the video?
It's impossible!
Are you kidding me?
Are you serious?
This time, Genin Death Note gave Yahagi-ken a mission.
That is, waiting for Hamada to enter the studio and suddenly bite his foot.
Are you serious?
No way!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Sir!
Yeah, I'm out of here!
I've got an estimate.
Excuse me.
(Sonic the Hedgehog - "Revolution")
Blinker!
The first corner is...
"Citizenship First Point"!
This is a corner in which a certain word is actually visualized and who is most suitable for that word.
The judging will be carried out by 100 people and only the person with the highest score will be filed in "Citizenship First Point".
The first corner we should commemorate is...
"Guts"!
And this time, these 5 people challenged themselves to make a video of "Guts"!
Who will be able to leave a page of "Citizenship First Point"?!
This time's topic is "Guts"!
Each of you have taken a video of "Guts"!
Of course, everyone is confident.
You showed "Guts"!
"Guts" is this, isn't it?!
Now, who will go first?!
I will!
You can do it! You can do it!
I, who is said to only have "Guts", will go first!
You don't have "Guts" that much, do you?!
Now, I would like you to consider "Guts" that you will go first!
"Citizenship First Point" Entry No. 1
"Words are sweet, but guts are not sweet" Speedwagon Ozawa
Hello, I'm Ozawa Kazuhiro of Speedwagon.
Today is the final match of the World Cup First League, Japan versus Brazil.
This is what I'm going to show you.
Shut up!
I don't know what Samurai Bulldog is, but I'm going to cheer for Japan's only Canaria team, Ozawa Kazuhiro, Brazil!
There is a battle that can never be lost.
This time, 20,000 supporters gathered in Saitama Stadium.
Today is the first match of the World Cup Final Tournament, Japan.
Will this 20,000 Samurai Bulldogs be able to show their guts to just one Canarian Yellow?
It's already started, the match.
This is bad.
The match is about to start.
Make it faster, you know, the jumper you were wearing at the beginning.
Canarian Yellow, who felt more dangerous than expected, decided to wear a blue bench coat and move to his seat for now.
Canarian Yellow! Canarian Yellow! Canarian Yellow!
This is bad.
This is not a good situation.
This is not a good situation, right now.
Canadian Yellow! Canadian Yellow!
Now that his heart is completely broken,
will Rosa be able to show off her name "Guts" in this land?
And on June 24, at 4 a.m., the kickoff of fate is finally here.
Will she...
She did it!
Look! This is the "Guts" that comedian Ozawa has achieved!
It is a completely unexpected sight!
By the way, if you look at it from a different angle, as you can see...
Surprisingly, compared to this 20,000 samurai blue group,
Canadian Yellow's Ozawa is showing off his "Guts" overflowing particles with a ratio of 10,000 to 20,000!
And...
Brazil! Brazil!
When Japan was in a pinch, they started supporting Brazil.
Five minutes into the game, Samurai Blue, as far as you can see, calls out "go home" all at once.
The game has only just begun.
He's strong.
What?
He's strong.
The key point of this game is that, according to Speedwagon Ozawa,
against 20,000 Samurai Blue players,
only one of them, Canarian Yellow, will support Brazil.
I see.
Even so, I was moved when I saw it in a bag like that.
You may not be able to see it in that state,
but more than 10,000 people on this side called out "go home"
and the stadium staff in Saitama flew in and said,
"If this continues, there will be a riot, so please go home," I was told.
What should we do?
There were some parts where it didn't quite work out, right?
Not until the first half of the game.
That's right.
But he has the guts to release a video that didn't quite work out.
Why do you have that gut?
You're a Samurai Blue and a Brazilian, right?
I thought it was amazing.
I'm also a Samurai Blue.
So, did you think you could express your guts in that video?
Yes!
Switch... on!
Today's audience is...
But how many of us are...
300!
Samurai Blue's guts are 300,000 points!
But we don't know yet!
We don't know yet!
Next up is me, Ootake.
Ootake's guts are...
It doesn't feel like it's dangerous, but...
I see.
It looks like you have some good guts.
Good guts?
I see what you mean.
I see!
Let's watch Ootake's guts!
Please!
Entry no. 2
For 18 years, Ootake Summers has been going through DATE glasses.
Tokyo, Menu Rock, Triple
There was a man who challenged guts.
What did the man think of guts?
I can't express guts with this skinny body.
I will change my body.
He couldn't express guts with his skinny body.
He challenged his own body and stood up.
I won't stand up!
Guts's Takumi, Ootake Kazuki.
I won't stand up!
This time, Takumi will throw away his shoes and express guts with his own body.
Guts's Takumi, Ootake Kazuki.
Takumi, who slowly looks at the problem of his body, noticed the biggest problem.
It's the color.
The color is weird.
Yes, Takumi went to a hair salon.
I see.
Finally, Takumi's challenge began.
Takumi took out a bikini for women.
And...
I'll wear this and get up.
Takumi's computer started playing "matz overflowing body modification".
It was because he was a man with a sunburned bikini.
Yes, I changed.
It's a little embarrassing.
Finally, Takumi started his final touch-up.
This is very bright.
If I get this mark, I can't take it off for six months.
I can't take it off for six months.
Guts!
This is a difficult task.
But there is music.
I feel like I'm in a resort.
But there isn't much.
An hour later, a new Ootake raised his voice.
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
I've never seen you like that before.
I didn't know.
Wait for me, teacher.
One hour after entering the machine in a bikini, a new Otake raised his voice.
What is it?
Otake's body didn't have enough gas, and he wore a vivid bikini.
However, in his chest, which only had a nipple, there was a beautiful triangle overflowing with gas.
And in his back, which didn't even feel a fragment of gas, there was a line that is not boring for men in their early years.
Of course, even if you look at his front, which didn't have enough gas, a bikini line like that of a woman can confuse men in their early years.
And...
Okay, I'm going to go out where there are people.
Is it okay?
I don't like this.
Please come in.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
I want you to go to bed.
What's wrong?
This summer...
It's over.
Summer's Otake's idea of "guts" is...
Leaving a woman's bikini mark on a man's body...
And ruin a summer.
I see!
It won't go away.
It won't go anywhere.
It won't come back this summer.
It won't come back.
I see.
How did you catch this customer?
Yes!
I thought the guts I said now could be expressed!
Switch on!
It won't go anywhere.
This is a little long.
This is long.
Did you do it?
Yes, I did it.
Wow, that's amazing!
Next is...
Yes!
Yagi!
I've already seen it.
I really look like this, but I have a lot of guts.
I want you to know that.
I hide my brain's guts.
Do your best!
Brain's guts.
I hide my brain's guts.
Why do you hide it?
Entry No. 3
He's an actor, but he doesn't get excited easily.
Ogihagi Yahagi.
I see.
Entry No. 4
Ogihagi Yahagi.
What are you worried about this time?
Basically, I've come this far only with guts.
Entry No. 5
Ogihagi Yahagi.
So...
I'm afraid of hard places.
Pain.
Hotness.
Parts.
I think it's my first guts to do all of them.
Even if I do one, it's not guts.
You want to say "guts" for all of them, right?
"Guts" is "g-a-t-s", right?
g-u-t-s
I want to be rotten!
My butt hurts!
In order for Yahagi to show off his guts,
he continues his own trials.
Why? What?
What's wrong?
Receiving fierce encouragement from his partners,
the man Yahagi
runs down the guts-filled Victory Road.
With his feet right after skydiving...
The goat ran away.
Goat ran away.
Get out of the way!
What's that?
Get out of the way!
Guts
I'm worn out.
"Guts" is what Ogiyawa and Yahagi think of.
After skydiving, getting hit 50 times with a pie throw,
getting hit by a gyaru,
and getting thrown by a professional wrestler.
I see.
So you split up and showed "Guts".
Yes.
But you've seen a video like this before, right?
It's terrible.
It's too much.
I didn't want to do it this far.
I wanted to show high parts, painful parts, hot parts, and so on.
And when I went down, it was all in there.
So, everyone!
Did you think you could express "Guts" in this video?
Switch on!
You can do it!
Oh!
That was close!
Yahagi's backflip was terrible!
It was terrible.
I see.
I lost to sunburn.
I thought I would never get sunburned.
Let's continue.
Haranishi!
Thank you!
I thought people would do strange things like sticking their bodies out.
I wanted to show my "Guts".
I see.
Let's watch Haranishi's "Guts".
The important part of the linker. Entry No. 4.
The "Guts" man with one joke with only his hair pulled out.
Fujiwara Haranishi.
Everyone, it's me!
If you ask me how I, Fujiwara Haranishi, show my "guts",
I'm confident in my jokes.
From now on, I'm thinking of making people laugh by watching my jokes.
How do you make people laugh?
That's it!
If you ask me how I, Fujiwara Haranishi, show my "guts",
I'm confident in my jokes.
From now on, I'm thinking of making people laugh by watching my jokes.
"Guts" is a special ability that allows you to resurrect the dead by covering the person's "guts".
Now, let's go to the local police station where Fujiwara Haranishi is.
Who will Haranishi make laugh first?
Please call me "Natsume Soseki-san".
Round one! Versus Natsume Soseki!
I'm really, really sorry!
Haranishi Takayuki, the strongest gag craftsman in Reichord.
A one-shot gag created by instinct will surpass space- time tonight.
The title is...
Natsume Soseki, who has won the literature award.
"I am a cat" and many other famous works by him,
but his unhappiness in his one-shot gag is unbearable.
Will he be able to bring an end to this century of literature?
Tonight, Soseki will appear in "Kazu-san no Naka" for the first time in 30 years of his career.
Unharahara indaria pishuho Unharahara sandaria pishuho
Unharahara-san kara indaria Soseki-san!
Natsume Soseki-san, is that you?
Indeed.
Once again, I will do the gag.
If you find it funny, please laugh.
Hatomune-no-kaze wa...
Hatomune-no-kaze...
Alright.
Alright, alright.
Unko to xxxxko hitomoji chigai
Oshiri to megane wa...
Sanmoji chigai
The winner is Natsume Soseki.
Just who was the loser?
You are a cat.
There is a famous line.
Maybe it's bad for a cat to lose.
I just bought it.
But it's a game, so it can't be helped.
I should have gone my own way a little more.
I'll think about it.
I see.
Who will play against Haranishi in Sekinaru?
My second opponent is my favorite martial artist, Oda Nobunaga.
Thank you for your support.
Nobunaga, who made the whole world a wooden line and scattered it with his instinct, is the man who can't laugh the most.
Tonight, Nobunaga will descend into the past 40 years of Reimo's life.
Is this Nobunaga?
It's Nobunaga.
I'm here.
I love you.
You are quite popular even in 2006.
I can't stand up if I pull out my spine.
Which one is it?
Are you watching?
Let me read it.
Nobunaga gag!
I'm glad it's only been an hour since this happened!
Winner, Oda Nobunaga.
Haramichi lost twice in a row.
Is it over now?
No!
Nobunaga gag...
I thought it would be interesting if you thought about it.
Because it's Tony.
That's a little...
It may be a little painful for Tony.
I didn't think about my own feelings.
My sweetness came out a little.
It's difficult.
Haramichi, who is forced into unexpected hardships.
Will he lose twice in a row?
There is only one match left.
What will Haramichi choose as his last opponent?
I'm thinking of going international.
Francisco...
Xavier.
Final Round!
Versus...
Francisco Xavier!
You don't know Japanese, do you?
Savior resurrected!
God's messenger, Francisco Xavier!
In 1949, he conveyed Christianity to Japan.
An experienced Christian who remains in the Japanese market.
Tonight, Xavier will descend into the cold winter of the 50th year of the Reino administration!
Oh, abacabeiro, sanoma, cabodala, manihando, jimbara, harabari, tayan, kasabi...
Oh, abacabeiro, sanoma...
Are you Francisco Xavier?
Yes...
Xavier gag!
El, el, el, el, Xavier!
Xieru, furueru? Xavier!
Xieru, furueru?
Let's come up with a new gag.
That's the only way.
Lai, lai, lai, lai, lai, lai, lai, lai, lai!
Xavier doesn't work at all!
Will Haranishi give up his gag and end his life?
Congratulations!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, too.
Let's watch it again.
In 2006, God's messenger Francisco Zaviel laughed.
The winner is Takayuki Haranishi.
You laughed, didn't you?
I did.
You laughed?
It was funny.
Yes, I did.
Thank you very much.
I'm glad I got my hand out of my butt.
Thank you very much.
Haranishi Fujiwara's idea of "guts" is to make a historical figure look like an octopus and make him laugh.
I have a lot of things to say, but I'm glad it ended when Natsume Soseki was born.
Everyone, do you think I'm saying "guts" now?
Switch on!
Well, well, well.
Chai Mandoko is in the top with 70 points.
In this regard, Ootake is in the second place.
There is only one person left.
Let's see how Chai Mandoko will do.
Yes, Himura.
I think you all had a lot of guts.
My guts is that all of you here have experienced it at least once.
Something that everyone feels scary about.
I see.
That's what it was like.
Let's see Himura's guts!
Entry No. 5
Himura Bananaman, who has spent 34 years with a creepy face.
Tonight's first guest live is Bananaman's Himura!
What guts will he show us?
Well then, Himura-san, please!
Everyone watching Eringan-oh, I am now Bananaman Himura!
I think my guts are definitely number one, so please take a look!
Excuse me.
The door won't open unless you lock it.
Let's open it.
There are many kinds of doors.
The cold air is already flowing.
There is one more door!
It's this one.
Let's go.
I just got caught.
Thank you for coming.
The third experiment lab.
I'm going to go into the third experiment lab, you idiot.
It seems that Mr. Himura is entering into a scary atmosphere.
I can't say where the lab is in detail, but it's said to be some kind of laboratory.
I wonder what kind of guts he will show me.
I want to show you the guts that you can say it's hot in the TV market.
Where are you now?
I'm in the polybag lab over there.
Polybag lab, over there!
There's a scary guy in there.
Can I have that, too?
This is it.
This is...
Take a look at this.
It does look like that.
I want to apply it.
I've already applied it all over my body.
By applying this, the guy in that bucket gets really close.
I'm going in, you bastard.
Get out of my way, bastard.
It seems like he's doing an experiment that shouldn't be done, but will it really be okay?
By the way, the staff also thought it would be dangerous, so they completely covered it up.
Oh, I'm scared.
What are you doing?
Okay!
Mr. Himura, please show us your guts-filled super life while you're under strict security!
This is the best cockroach in Barcelona!
I will release it and make it sing!
Come on!
See you later!
After this, Himura's true battle begins!
Now, Himura, please show us your guts-filled super life while you're under strict security!
This is the best cockroach in Barcelona!
I will release it and make it sing!
Come on!
See you later!
Bananaman Himura's guts-filled super life is to be surrounded by 10,000 cockroaches!
How do you like it?
But everyone seems to like it.
It depends on how the audience perceives it.
If I were the winner, I would definitely watch Abe-chan's drama.
"Ura Ura".
But everyone seemed to like it.
You hate bugs, don't you?
I hate bugs.
I can't do it.
I think it's weird that you can do it.
After I got home for a while, I felt like I was going to drown in my mouth.
Yes, emotionally.
I felt like I was going to scream by myself.
The staff said "let's do it, let's do it" about cockroaches.
They asked me what I didn't like the most about cockroaches and I said "I don't know, it came out in the summer, I don't know what it is"
I don't want you to say "cockroach" anymore!
If you say "cockroach", I'll say "that's a good one, cockroach!"
Are you making fun of me?
Okay, last one, everyone!
Who thinks they can describe cockroaches?
Switch on!
This is... I don't know, it's empty!
It's not a home run, it's a clear one, so...
It's still...
The first time the civil union was approved was by Himura!
The chorus of "gucci yuzo"
When you were a child... Takano Hana!
Watabe Atsuro!
This shop is like that, you say?
If you pay for it, they'll give you a service too, you say?
Kinomoto Ryo-san's scene where he eats fresh squid at the harbor.
I came to pick up a box. It's amazing, isn't it? There's a lot of seafood.
Ozran, what's this? Squid?
Yes.
May I have some?
Thank you for the meal.
It looks delicious.
It's delicious!
Sanshoutei Yumenosuke from Nokei.
Hello, I'm Sanshoutei Yumenosuke.
This time, I came to Gunbo Prefecture every day.
Then let's go right away.
This way.
Oh, I'm sorry, it's this way.
What is this?
Tombee.
Whistle.
Chadell Sexeninko.
Konnichiwa.
Onchino Uguisu.
A common scene in Hollywood movies is a scene where they are eating a hamburger.
In the movie "Crazy Monkey Showcase", Jackie Chan does it when his grandfather died.
My grandfather is dead!
My grandfather! My grandfather is dead!
Let's see what happened next in this third white man in the movie.
J.C.!
Let's look back at the third white man in the movie.
Nana, JC, I'm sorry about yesterday.
Wait for me, JC.
I'm sorry. I'll apologize.
Please, wait!
From Jackie Chan's movie, "The Master Who Cooks Fried Chicken".
Hey, hey, hey...
This is where you eat fried chicken.
When you go to a strip bar to find someone.
[humming]
Excuse me, do you understand French?
I don't know, I don't know!
Excuse me, thank you!
[humming]
Hey!
[humming]
Oh, bingo!
[humming]
After this, we have an important discovery from Lincoln!
Now, let's continue!
Next up is this!
Lincoln goods are on sale!
[applause]
What a surprise!
This time, those opening anime characters will finally become goods and be released!
What will happen to them?
Everyone, let's look at it from here first!
Hey!
Hey, over there!
Together!
One, two...
Wow!
This is a towel and a bath towel.
This is a strap and key chain.
All of them are figures.
All of them are in the UFO catcher.
You know which one you are, don't you?
I know.
Who is this?
Hamamatsu.
Which one?
What's wrong with you?
You are bad!
Excuse me, but what about our interference?
Well, well, well...
Bite it!
First of all, as the first one,
starting from August 10th,
UFO catcher in all amusement facilities around the country will have these goods.
Since they are non-sales goods, if you collect all of them, you may get a premium!
Everyone, this one is also for you.
This program was brought to you by Spencer.
In Japan, regular people's "that man" is being trained for "pocket time shock".
And in Friendly Downtown, there's a summer camp with "self-proclaimed" Koumoto.
In addition, Matsumoto is participating in "one place karaoke".