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Today is Christmas, the city is lively, the festival is noisy
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I still prefer chicken rice.
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Have you ever seen a comedy entertainer cry with seriousness?
At any time, even if the family were to die, a comedy entertainer who carried the fate of making people laugh
wanted them to heal their hearts even for just one night.
The program gathered the most moving stories and made the entertainers listen to them.
Unlike their daily lives, they are so calm and gentle.
And finally, a comedy entertainer.
Tears in Downtown's Eyes
Tonight, it's a real documentary where an entertainer chases a real person to the point of shedding tears.
Now, let's take a look at some of the elements.
[music]
Blinker!
[Arrival]
Without being informed of anything, the regular members who were called out in the middle of the night have arrived.
We're here!
Huh?
Huh? Where are we?
We're in the car, right?
No, I mean...
This "God, look at me" thing...
Huh?
I'm scared.
Are you scared of everything?
To the sensitive regular people...
This time, it's a plan to heal the entertainers.
Yes.
From now on, everyone, get in your car one by one and go for a drive.
And when it's midnight, make sure you turn on the radio.
Midnight?
I'm scared.
While listening to the radio, drive for one hour and you're done.
Huh?
What?
What's going on?
I'm scared.
Is it a street drive?
When it's midnight, make sure you turn on the radio.
What are you up to? Why are you suddenly digging your own grave?
What are you up to?
What kind of reaction will you get if you dig your own grave?
Wait, which one?
Oh, this one!
This one?
Wow, amazing!
Wow, there's a lot of them!
Wow, there's a lot of people!
Amazing!
Where do you go for a drive?
What?
That's right, that's right...
What do you do for a drive?
You can go wherever you want.
Don't take my hand!
You can go wherever you want!
Don't take my hand!
You're hiding it!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
You can go wherever you want.
Hey, you can go wherever you want!
You can go wherever you want!
While complaining about what's going to happen, regular people get in their cars.
If you fasten your seatbelt, you'll never get caught.
Yes, yes.
Fasten your seatbelt.
Of course we will.
Tonight, for each member who gets in their car, they can drive freely in the middle of the night.
And then, at midnight, they just turn on the radio.
In the closed space of being alone in the car, what in the world is going to happen?!
Without knowing anything, they set off for a late- night drive.
However, after listening to the radio that plays in the middle of the night,
the entertainers end up shedding a lot of tears.
The ultimate entertainment house plan,
Midnight Drinker Radio, start!
However, what is this?
Today...
What kind of wind is blowing in the car?
This man, who is the target of this project, is...
This car runs well, doesn't it? Just a little...
Can I have it?
On the other hand, Amano, who is smart, can't hide his confusion about this project.
What's going on?
What's going on with this?
Yuriko said the same thing.
And, that entertainer is alone in the car...
Some of them are confused about their driving situation...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
Hey, accidents do happen, don't they?
That was close!
Ten minutes until they turn on the radio.
At that moment, the man, who has nowhere to turn right after being told to turn right, is...
[The man, who has nowhere to turn right after being told to turn right, is...]
[Matsumoto]
And, just ahead of Motohara's departure,
a sudden heavy rain, as if predicting this project's disaster...
[Matsumoto]
And, just ahead of Matsumoto's departure, another heavy rain!
Matsumoto, who had doubts about this project, however...
And finally, 5 minutes left until the promised time to turn on the radio, midnight 12 o'clock!
If it continues like this, it'll be a disaster.
It's almost 12 o'clock... At 12 o'clock, they told me to turn on the radio, but...
As the date changes...
It's 12 o'clock.
If it's 12 o'clock, they told me to turn on the radio.
If it's 12 o'clock...
Turn on the radio...
If it's 12 o'clock...
If it's 12 o'clock, I'll turn it on.
If it's 12 o'clock...
DJ Yamaguchi's "Midnight Ringer"!
What's that?
Shut up! What's wrong with you?!
Tonight, we'll introduce various episodes brought to you by the show.
"Midnight Ringer"!
What's with you?!
It's sudden, but...
The gas tank in your car is full.
It's full again.
Please fill it up.
Those of you who are always busy with work...
After listening to this radio...
I'm sure you're filled with kind feelings.
You've become kinder now!
I...
Everyone's "early lover"...
DJ Yamaguchi will accompany you.
"Early lover"...
What's with you?!
What's wrong with you?!
Macchan!
Look...
You have wrinkles on your forehead again.
Show me a kind face.
Miura-san!
Huh?
Get in the car next to you!
I'm not doing it!
Can you relax today?
Hama-chan, I'll put away your dashboard gun for tonight.
Yado-chan, just calm down.
Thank you!
Everyone else, see you at the security checkpoint.
Well then, let's get started with tonight's opening number.
From D.j. Yamaguchi, a wonderful song as a gift.
"Begin" by Nadasoro.
That's nice.
That's sweet.
That's nice.
"Begin" by Nadasoro.
That's nice.
I heard it all the way through, Nadasoso.
Well then, let's start with the first episode.
W-what?
Last spring, I decided to go to Osaka for work, and I also decided to go back to Nana's family.
My mother is the only one living in that family now.
My father was tall when I was two years old.
My sister got married and moved to Fukuoka, and I lived in Tokyo.
It's been a while since I had my mother's cooking.
It's been a few years since we had a meal together, and I was a little embarrassed about what to talk about.
But when we started talking, my mother was eating all the time during dinner.
"Are you getting your money right?" "Stop smoking." "Don't think about your health for a while."
"It's been over 30 years." I'm just worried about myself.
I was a little angry at my mother's little talk and said, "You said you were okay, didn't you?"
That night, after my mother fell asleep in the kitchen, I found a cassette player.
That's what I gave her for her birthday when I was in college.
"Do you want anything?" I asked her.
I want a cassette player.
"Really?" I said.
"Cassettes these days... Is that really okay?" I said.
"Anyway, I'm listening to my favorite song." I pressed the play button.
What I heard was a baby crying and a lively laugh.
My younger sister plays the piano and my mother sings along with it.
And my father's sigh as he listens to it.
It seems like I can't speak yet, and I'm just running.
There, a warm home was being recorded.
This is what I wanted to hear.
I couldn't stop crying, and I listened to that cassette tape over and over again.
(sigh)
Well, I'll listen to it.
As many times as I want.
Well then, here's another nice song.
Listen to a good song.
In the name of strength for a long time,
"Mother".
Like a mad mother looking far away
Like dying in a hospital bed
My boy is looking for light
I hold my mother's hand
Mother laughs at me
After that, I looked far away for a long time
On my desk drawer
There is a letter of a big man
From the time of proper writing
No matter how much I love people
Even if I love them all
I can't go back to my mother's body
That doesn't mean I'm weak
That doesn't mean I'm scared
That doesn't mean I'm not manly
Anxiety that doesn't know how to stay still wants another woman
No matter how much I hug her, in the end I'm alone
For my mother
She's always smiling
So when I ask her "Why are you smiling?"
She looks away and just smiles
After a long time of strength, she finally agreed
Are you trying to make me cry?
Next up is...
Is it bad?
While he was sorting out his dad's belongings, an old safe came out
The three brothers had left home early
So they had completely forgotten about the safe
For now, they called their family and brothers and decided to open the safe
But, it's tough and hard to open
It can't be helped, so they called a locksmith and asked him to open it
While we were waiting for the safe to open, we started talking about our childhood.
My father has had a great hallucination for a long time and has never laughed in front of children.
I really couldn't go on a trip with my family.
Isn't that why you've got four or five bullets in your head?
My youngest brother said it first, and then my middle brother.
When I was a kid, I saw you smiling in front of the safe in the middle of the night,
I also had a lot of expectations for the inside of the safe.
"It's open," I heard the locksmith's voice excitedly in front of the safe.
My eldest son opened the safe door.
Then, first of all, what came out of it was an old one- hundred-point test.
My youngest brother, who saw it first, said, "This is mine," and picked it up from me.
The next thing that came out of it was some kind of award.
Then my eldest son asked, "This is mine," and then a tie came out of it.
When I thought it was familiar, I didn't think about it and raised my voice.
Mom, this is the tie I bought my dad for my first salary.
After that, old items came out one after another, and finally a black small box came out.
One of them contained an old picture taken by the whole family in front of the house when I was a child.
My wife, who saw it, started crying.
I said, "What's wrong with you? You don't have any money," and shook my shoulder as I held the picture and cried.
For the first time in front of people, I cried loudly.
Um, I'm about to go back.
Everyone said in a hurry, making tears run down their faces, the awkward words of the locksmith.
Thank you very much.
The safe my father left behind became our treasure.
This room is strange.
Wow, it's hot!
It's sweet.
My nails...
I'm glad I met you.
I'm happy, I'm happy, I can't put it into words.
La la la...
I can't put it into words.
This is bad.
I can't put it into words.
Let me tell you the next episode.
This is an episode from Tsuyoshi of the Nakagawa family, a member of Lincoln.
Tsuyoshi?
Tsuyoshi's story?
I have a younger brother like my older brother.
I asked him to become an entertainer and formed a combination.
This is the story of when we were working in Osaka before we left for Tokyo.
Seven years of forming a combination.
Finally, the number of regular programs began to increase, and I became a disease called panic syndrome.
This disease is fatal for entertainers who sneeze in public or have difficulty breathing.
While recording a program, I saw a lot of audience and my head turned white and I couldn't leave the stage.
It can't be helped, my younger brother stood alone on stage and imitated me for 20 minutes of ad-lib and survived the scene.
After all of that happened, the number of regular programs began to increase.
Radio programs in Kyoto became the only one.
If it's a radio program, it doesn't have to be in front of people.
However, even on the train to Kyoto, the symptoms appear.
I couldn't ride the train alone anymore, but Reiji came to pick me up and we went to Kyoto together for days.
Even so, the number of times I had symptoms in the car remained the same and I often got out of the car on the way.
To me, Reiji was like...
It's Fushimi Momoyama Station now, so we'll be there in 15 minutes. For now, let's go to the next one.
He kept encouraging me like that.
For 30 minutes, he was at home and sometimes he just stayed quiet and stayed next to me.
He lost his regular job and the only job he had left was one that he couldn't concentrate on.
The company went from a premium to a fixed price.
Half a year later, I was constantly causing trouble to my talented lawyer and couldn't stand it anymore.
One day, he called me and said, "I'm quitting."
And then, at midnight, he said, "If I'm not with you, there's no point in doing it. Let's do our best."
Let's go slowly.
That day, we got off halfway and watched the train together.
Thanks to my younger brother who supported me, I'm where I am now.
Let's sing an endless song, for the world we've left behind.
Let's sing an endless song, so we won't be erased.
Let's sing an endless song, for the people we've left behind.
Let's sing an endless song, so we can smile tomorrow.
The Last Episode
And now, for the last episode.
Oh, it's Saigon.
When I finally made up my mind, my father was gone.
My mother didn't get married again, and raised me up as a woman.
An Actor's Tears on an Emotional Real Documentary
Lincoln Radio
On a heart-warming midnight drive, an actor sheds tears.
And that "downtown" sheds emotional tears.
But before that!
Burn your usual funny "downtown" into your eyes!
An Actor's Tears on an Emotional Real Documentary
This summer, a fascinating swim costume will gracefully direct your body!
An explosive showtime that introduces each company's favorite new swimsuits!
"Lincoln Swim Collection 2065"!
First of all, we will introduce you the latest product of women's swimsuits that are proud of being No. 1!
Using new material, reversible knit denim, we propose an elegant adult vacation!
It has started!
Isn't it good?
This is the point of swimsuits, right?
At first glance, it looks like ordinary jeans, right?
But it is knit material!
Is it knit?
The waist, chest, and stitches are good.
It looks like denim.
The buttocks are cute.
The buttocks and pockets are good.
It's pretty good.
The pockets are the point.
It's good.
Is it soft material?
Yes, it's good to wear it like a one-piece.
I see.
It's simple, so you can do it like this.
Did it have pockets?
What do you put in it?
It's like this, right?
Mr. Hama?
It's not like that, right?
Yes, it's not like that.
Next, we will introduce you the latest product of women's swimsuits that are proud of being No. 1!
It is a summer fashion that is recommended for active adults!
Mr. Connie, is there a point in this?
I don't know.
This is called "period".
It's a personal sense.
I see.
This is actually reversible and black on the back.
It's fast to change!
Do you hate it a little more?
Yes, I may have doubts about it.
I see.
Here it is.
Next is an elegant bikini with a skirt type.
The color is elegant off-white.
I see.
It makes you feel like you're an adult.
This is also like a skirt, isn't it?
This is cute, isn't it?
It's cute.
First of all, it's two layers of frilly this year.
I see.
This is the point.
The point of this year.
Look at this.
And it's got a little brown suede ribbon on it.
I see.
This is quite effective.
I see.
This is my recommendation.
There is cuteness and sexiness.
There is, isn't it?
It's quite cute and nice, isn't it?
It's popular this year, isn't it?
It's something you'd like to see at the beach, isn't it?
Wow!
This is also the latest work!
A bold design with a topsy-turvy collar!
Now, you're the only one who can look at the beach!
Look at this!
Actually, it's a popular retro-type
It's a retro-type, isn't it?
It's a quarter-neck, isn't it?
I see!
It makes you look like you own it, doesn't it?
It's a quarter-neck with a collar.
I see!
It's a brown accent.
Once you pass by the beach, most people don't want to look back.
It makes you look like you own it, doesn't it?
This shallow top is popular this year.
I see!
It makes you look like you own it, doesn't it?
Are the glasses working for you?
Ah, these two!
Next, we'd like to introduce you to Sanai's latest work!
Sanai!
This year's Sanai's cute frills are the highlight!
As expected of frills!
This summer, it's a must-have item for feminine girls!
As expected of frills!
And these two...
No matter what, they're for making your body line look beautiful!
They're frills!
They're cute, aren't they?
Yes, they are.
They even have a V-zone.
I see.
To make your boobs look gentle...
I see.
They're frills to make them look a little more colorful.
I see.
That's a good point.
It's not bad.
It's not bad at all.
It's a little...
By the way, I like this ribbon's brown point.
The color is a little dull, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
But I like white.
Yes, it is.
As for me, white, beige...
It's a trend, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
There's a sense of beauty.
That's good.
Now, we have pink girls' bikinis and purple girls' bikinis.
They're cute and slim costumes for girls.
Goni-san, you're quite bold, aren't you?
I am bold.
Right?
Yes.
But this year...
Yes.
The items that made underdogs look cute are...
Yes.
Frills and...
Yes.
These laces.
The colors are brighter than before, aren't they?
Yes, it's a little pop color.
Pink and frills...
Yes.
It's quite...
It's a little romantic, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I think it's cute.
Yes, it is.
It's quite...
Right?
Yes.
It looks like a poster of the Self-Defense Forces.
I see.
They have to go to Fuji-TV with their butts out.
That's right.
Right? They have to go quickly.
It's a hurry, isn't it?
Are you doing a live broadcast now?
I'm doing a live broadcast now.
Let's do it here one more time.
Goodbye!
It's brighter than before, isn't it?
After this, a special guest will appear.
The swimsuit collection will be even bigger!
It doesn't feel that long.
It's very long.
Rinkan Swim Collection 2020!
It's brighter than before, isn't it?
This is Pink and Pine's latest work.
More sexy, more gorgeous!
With a glossy body and soul, the midsummer sun is also dazzling!
Konishi-san!
Yes?
This is Nea Kram Nossatz B.
Is it gold again?
It's gold!
Look!
It's dripping from the back.
It's a sexy kind of B.
A sexy kind of B.?
It's quite sexy.
I see, I see.
It's quite sexy.
It is.
It's gold and shiny.
What could it be?
If they keep going like this, they'll get involved in some kind of incident.
This is dangerous.
In many ways, it's dangerous.
It's dangerous.
Wow!
I feel like it's going to last a long time.
It's going to last a long time.
Well, Memocram Nossatz B.
He's looking over there.
Wow, it's amazing.
Wow, it's going to last a long time.
It's going to last a long time.
A fierce scent that floats on the beach!
Even the guide of the waves drives you crazy!
It's the birth of a dangerous sexy bikini!
Wow, this is also Nossatz B.
This is Nossatz B.
Wow, it's amazing!
It's a fierce scent!
It's a seaweed color.
Yes, yes, yes.
And one of them is gold, and it's a ballad!
I see!
It's a ballad!
This is also a way of showing off your body, isn't it?
That's right!
It's a way of showing off.
It's a way of showing off your sexy body.
It's a bikini.
Wow, it's a big service!
This is a big service!
These two...
Well, I guess they have some kind of causal relationship.
This is...
I see.
Oh...
Look, it's an ostrich's ring around his chest.
It looks like a ring of money.
Wow...
I was surprised.
It's elegant.
This is amazing.
Oh...
Everyone is here.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh...
It's closed.
Mr. Koi...
Mr. Koi is also called.
Yes...
It's open?
It's open.
Thank you.
It's open.
Thank you.
It's open.
Thank you.
What is this?
This is...
This summer is definitely going to be beach- oriented!
That's all for "Rincan Swim Collection 2006"!
A midnight drive was held to heal the entertainer's heart.
At that time, it was a heartwarming and moving episode that came from the radio.
At first, he was confused at the sudden start.
However, once he gradually released his mind and became a gentle expression...
Well, it works, doesn't it?
As many times as you like.
And finally, he became depressed.
In addition, there were big tears in that downtown's eyes.
Without missing that decisive moment and moving climax...
"Midnight Lincoln" is the last episode.
Oh, it's the last episode.
When I made up my mind, my father was gone, and my mother didn't remarry and raised me as a woman.
My mother, who had no educational background or special skills, was doing a job like helping out at a personal shop.
Even so, the land I was living in at the time still had people, so I managed to live quietly with my parents.
But of course, I didn't have time for entertainment, and on Sundays I would go to a nearby river or something with my mother's homemade bento.
The next Sunday I got my salary, I got cream bread and orange juice.
One day, my mother got me two professional baseball tickets from my employer.
I was excited about my first professional baseball experience in my life, and my mother made me a slightly more luxurious bento than usual.
When we arrived at the baseball stadium and tried to show our tickets and enter, we were stopped by our opponents.
What my mother gave me wasn't a voucher, but a credit card.
At the ticket shop, we were told that we had to pay 2,000 yen per person and buy tickets.
We only had a train fare on the way back, and we ate bento on the bench outside and went home.
On the train, I said to my silent mother, "It was fun," and my mother said, "Mom ..."
"I'm sorry I'm stupid," and I cried a little.
Mom, the fried chicken was really good.
But maybe trying to think about it is already parent and child.
When I was a kid, sometimes my family went out to eat.
I always ordered chicken and rice.
If I asked for something expensive, I would never bring it again.
I felt like I didn't deserve it.
I was careful of my parents' feelings.
I wonder if children today can understand it.
Today is Christmas.
The city is busy with festivals.
Seven years ago, vegetables and melons.
I still like chicken and rice.
I think about it all the time.
Depressed place, depressed problem.
I had no choice but to fill it with laughter.
At that time, it was decided to talk about old stories.
Are you proud of being poor?
The one who knows.
You were the only poor one.
At least let me be proud of you.
Will you laugh and go home in the end?
Will you be hated by children now?
Today is Christmas.
The city is bustling with festivals.
The seven-faced butterfly is still shy.
I still like chicken and rice.
I can order anything I want.
I don't care about my parents' faces, I like chicken and rice.
I don't have to ask for things now.
I can ask for anything I like.
The sour steam is stopping me.
I can't forget the smile I used to see.
Today is Christmas.
The city is lively, the festival is noisy.
Bring me a big cake.
But it's perfect.
The size of the wall is perfect.
The height of the cup is perfect.
I don't say things like that.
Bring me a turkey.
Is this a turkey?
The world is bigger than I thought.
I still like chicken and rice.
Call your loved one and say thank you.
That's all for tonight.
Your host was DJ Yamaguchi.
What's that?
This is the last one...
Perfect fit...
It was all a good story...
Who could it be?
Hello?
It's me...
As always...
Thank you...
That's all...
See you...
Hey...
Tsubagi?
Yeah...
It's me...
Don't quit...
As always...
See you...
As always...
Thank you...
So...
I'm hanging up...
See you...
This is embarrassing!
Thank you for everything...
It's nothing...
Hello?
It's Hiroki...
I know it's late...
But can I say something?
Thank you...
Yes... yes...
It's fine, it's fine. I'm fine.
Yes.
I'm embarrassed...
Mom... did you go to bed?
Mom! Thank you so much!
Man...
What is this project?
It's fine.
Shit.
I cried.
This is... This is a little cowardly, isn't it?
Yeah.
What does "guts" mean to an entertainer?
Everyone expresses "guts" with their bodies!
Even those who risk their lives for the show!
And more!
I transform into a human body.
I smell...
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