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Blinker!
This is it!
I'm telling you!
What is this guy doing?
He's trying to order us around.
There's nothing in that room.
This time, entertainers must have acting skills.
They have to change into a certain occupation costume in this locker.
During the change, they must have that occupation- like conversation.
They will test their acting and ad-lib skills.
I feel like I've done a lot of ad-libs.
I've done a lot of ad-libs.
There were a lot of them last month, right?
Even the staff at the bar said that.
I've done a lot of ad-libs, but I can't do any of them.
I was terrified.
You were terrified?
The members who will head to the locker room will be determined by a random card drawn by Ogi.
Who will it be?
It's already decided?
It's decided?
First of all...
It looks like it.
It's three of you.
I'll go with the second one.
Haranissa!
I'll go with the third one.
Is it me?
It's decided!
Only the third one couldn't say he was an actor.
I'll go with it!
These three don't have any vocabulary.
What occupation do these three have in their lockers?
Scientist!
What kind of conversation do you think of when you think of "scientist"?
They don't know yet.
They don't know.
It's difficult.
What do you think of it?
What do you mean "what do you think of it"?
What do you think of it?
It's weird.
Even though I'm not one of them.
It's decided!
But you know...
Well, but...
Thank you for your hard work.
But you know...
The flask broke today.
It broke, didn't it?
Yes.
The flask is surprisingly expensive.
Yes, yes, yes.
One flask costs six test tubes.
How much was it?
I don't know.
Oh, I kept it yesterday.
Oh, well...
How much did you sell it for?
It's all knowledge of junior high school.
You're like Richard.
What happened?
Oh, well...
The big flask broke.
The test tube broke.
The test tube?
The test cylinder?
Yes, the test cylinder.
The test tube?
Yes.
It's hard to say.
It hasn't been announced yet.
But I'm involved in that test tube.
I was the one who said to mix the test tube with the test tube first.
That's you, Miura-san.
I think I absorbed the test tube.
But I measured it with a litmus test paper.
I can't see the results of your research at all.
But it's a Nobel Prize.
Shut up.
I don't like it when you say that.
Waste experiment.
The glass...
The glass waste experiment.
Endurance experiment.
You're a scientist, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Oh, I hate it.
It's getting faster for me to change suddenly.
You all want to go beyond time, don't you?
In the end, you'll get there.
You'll go beyond time.
Isn't there anything that can exceed the speed of light at the moment?
What you're saying now is about stealth.
Stealth experiment.
You're stupid.
Do you know what is the largest creature on earth?
I've never heard of it.
It's amazing.
It's like a drama.
A creature?
A creature.
Yes.
This is earth.
Shut up!
You shut up!
This is...
Mantle big explosion.
What were you doing now?
Now?
Except for glass.
I see.
It's the opposite.
It's the east.
Yes.
And that is...
East-west theory.
It's a lie.
It's not a lie.
It's a lie.
Wow, I'm scared!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Excuse me. Here you go.
Thank you.
Huh? Huh?
It doesn't look good. It doesn't look good.
Since you're scientists, you've done a lot of things.
How did you feel when you did it together?
It was surprisingly smooth.
It seemed like Mimura was breaking down all his nerves.
Yes, yes.
Maybe it's because he's pulling his legs.
No, no.
He's a scientist who imagines things like a baseball player or a writer.
He's broad-minded.
I'll say this to you all.
This is tough.
The three of them were only able to do light ad- libs at junior high school level.
They're scared of that.
Who will be the next challenger?
Let's do it!
The first one!
Yes.
Who's next?
It's me!
Thank you!
You're early!
Oh, it's the second one.
No, it's me.
It's me.
Yamada!
It's been a while, Yamada!
Oh, it's been a while, LUCKY!
It's been a while!
Oh, it's scary.
It's scary.
I don't like it.
That's an amazing face!
Wow!
You're the only one who can do it.
What are the jobs in the lockers styled by these three people?
Tuna and men.
What kind of conversation will you come up with?
This is bad.
But we have more knowledge than before.
But we don't need it.
We don't need it.
It's coming.
Start!
I'm so anxious.
He's definitely going to eat tuna.
It's strange.
Will it rain today?
It looks like it's going to rain today.
According to the weather forecast, it looks like it's going to rain today.
If it's our match, it should be fine.
Hamada-san, what are you doing?
Hamada-san!
I'm scared.
My arms are tired.
Your arms?
I don't think I can pull my arms.
What?
My arms are tired.
My ears are full of tuna.
Are you going to eat it?
My ears are full of tuna.
My arms are tired.
By the way, the ship...
The financial status of the new ship...
There's quite a bit of money in it.
Hamada-san...
Hamada-san, what are you doing?
Right, Hamada-san?
My arms are tired.
Is it that strong of a force?
It's not that strong of a force.
It's too late for you to say that!
Then...
Tuna...
Tuna!
It's heavy!
I'm done with this!
It's tough.
It's tough for me, too.
It's heavier than my legs!
You're a very talented person.
How was it?
You didn't know, did you?
How was it for you three?
Nothing came out of it.
Your arms are tired!
Hamada and the three of them didn't do much dribbling and ended up running out of energy.
Who will be the next challenger?
I'm still good.
Good Sam is good.
I want to challenge this with Good Sam.
Only poor people can do it.
Is it me?
It's me.
I'm now a "plus zero" player.
I'm in trouble.
This is important.
This is how you can save Good Sam!
To be honest, I'm not good at bokeh.
You're good at acting!
But I'm starting to lose my mouth after changing.
Are you sure you're all old and ugly?
Who will be the next challenger?
SEKIUO
What do you think of when you hear "SEKIUO"?
This is difficult!
Start!
You've been very popular lately.
You say "SEKIUO" for no reason!
Let's party!
I'm a celebrity.
You're a celebrity.
But...
I'll say it again.
"SEKIUO" is noisy.
This is a bad thing.
My...
My tiger ran away.
This is a bad thing.
It's okay.
My tiger ran away.
Because it has 50,000 hectares.
Hectares...
You're right.
I dug over there.
Over there...
I wanted to go there.
But there is a line.
It's a bad spot.
You should dig over there.
Even if you dig over there, you can still hear it.
You should dig over there.
I dig over there.
You should dig over there.
You're so passionate.
Celebrate!
I'm going.
I don't want you to dig over there.
You're so weird!
Bye-bye!
Well, but it's as expected.
Well, Gussan pulled me, Oki pulled me, and Hoto- chan got zero points.
Zero points?
It's not zero, is it?
No, no, it's too late for you to change even though you can't speak.
I think I'll go home with Gussan with my stomach full.
Cut it out!
With Gussan's ad-lib, the three managed to pull it off.
Who will be the next challenger?
Yes, let's go!
Shall we go?
Let's go!
Again!
Wow!
Wow, Gussan, you're so good!
You did it!
The second challenger.
Wow, what a big one!
Wow, you're good!
The last challenger!
He has a lot of knowledge.
He knows how to watch his opponent.
By the way, he looks like a senior.
He's senior and everyone is fighting.
He's scary!
I'm scared!
What is the occupation award in the locker?
All right!
Matsumoto, who forcibly puts in effort and travels to school, will he be able to perform well?
Space pilot
What kind of conversation do you think of when you think of "space pilot"?
Start!
All right!
Fast! Fast! Fast!
After this, Matsumoto will perform a shocking ad- lib!
I want to become a space pilot!
I'm so happy!
Jumping CD
JR's green window
Yes, can I come in?
What time is it?
20... 20 to 35, right?
Kitsuyen... Is it Kinyun?
Ah, only seats B are available
Then can I use Kitsuyen?
Yes, 20 to 35, right?
Yes, please be careful
Kitsuyen... Is it Kitsuyen?
Yes, please be careful
I don't know anything!
I don't know this person!
Why? I don't know anyone!
Ask the manager! I don't know!
What should I do?
Kitsuyen... Is it Kitsuyen?
Psst!
I'm Uriko from Koushi Senkyujo.
Here's 700 yen.
It was fun today, wasn't it?
The sound of a drum dance coming from the next street.
(Humming)
Mi-chan...
Yakuza is professional...
Chimpira is amateur...
Is Chimpira's professionalism impossible?
This is a common one-scene in Hollywood movies.
Shh!
Shh! Shh! Shh! Ah, yes! Shh!
Rrrruff! Rrrruff! Jody!
Rrrruff! Rrrruff! Shut up, Jody!
Rrrruff! Kiki! Jody?
Jolene, Jolene, come on, Jolene.
What kind of conversation will they come up with?
Start!
All right!
Fast! Fast!
Yes! Yes!
I want to fly today, too!
Me, too!
What is this?
If only the atmosphere is good, we can fly.
Yes, you're right.
The atmosphere is good.
That's the highest place.
We can go up.
As I thought, the earth was blue.
What? Don't you know about the blue earth?
The blue earth?
Well, it's not as blue as Matsumoto-san.
Musashi was more blue.
Oh, really?
Musashi was more blue.
I was more blue.
Well, yes.
Musashi was really blue.
You mean Gagarin, right?
Yes, Gagarin.
Hey!
Just say his color!
Hey!
Just say his color!
Gagarin, on the way...
Wow...
He got lost.
Gagarin got lost?
Gagarin was wearing it for a long time.
What will happen if you wear it in the amusement park?
I'll tell you later.
You shouldn't wear it.
What's wrong with you?
We can go now!
Fast! Fast!
Fast!
Well, it's true that we don't have much time to leave.
What's wrong?
It's 10 seconds before.
It's already 10 seconds?
It's dangerous.
It's already...
It's already like a second or so.
Well, it's true that we don't have much time to leave.
The content is...
What?
We're almost there.
I know!
Can I say this?
What should I do?
I should have worn it for a little longer, but...
What should I do?
Good!
He ran away!
This is bad!
He totally ran away!
This is unfair!
Wait! Wait!
This is terrible!
Wait! Wait!
This is the worst!
This is bad!
He ran away! He ran away!
This is a victory!
He didn't say anything!
He said nothing at all!
This is terrible!
He's not a first-class teacher!
This is shallow planning!
He's a shallow planner!
This is shallow planning!
Change! Change!
Go back! Go back!
He didn't say anything!
He said nothing!
He was about to take it!
All three of them changed their clothes at high speed without saying anything!
Who will be the next challenger?
Here we go!
First challenger!
Mr. Ohtake!
Next!
Second challenger!
Mr. Goto!
Last one!
Third challenger!
Mr. Shoshi!
What happened?
This is terrible!
These three are in the locker where they will play!
What is their occupation?
Well, we have no choice but to do our best.
That's right.
However, it is strange and it is blooming in my heart now,
I want you all to slip.
That's terrible!
Will the three of them become as Matsumoto imagined?
These three will play "Stuntman"!
What kind of words do you think of when you think of "Stuntman"?
Wow!
I think of "superhuman" and "meat".
What kind of care do you think of?
I think of "race".
Start!
Stuntman
Alright, let's do it.
Make sure you don't get hurt.
Are you okay with your previous injury?
It's not dangerous at all.
It's been about two years.
Where was it?
Huh?
Where was it?
Um...
You're talking nonsense.
Where was it?
What did you get hurt with?
You're shaking like crazy.
Come with me.
What did you get hurt with?
Um...
The elephant...
Yes?
You jumped over the elephant.
Oh, did I?
Yes.
How are you feeling?
I'm not doing too well.
You're not doing well?
No.
You...
You're not doing well at all.
What is it?
What are you doing today?
I thought it might not be my turn today.
I want to show you what's inside.
What's inside?
I can't cut it at all.
You're making me mad!
I can't talk!
I can't cut it!
Alright, Shouji.
Shouji?
Shouji, hurry up.
Okay.
He's late.
He's going to get scolded by his seniors in the end.
He's late.
It's dangerous today.
It's definitely dangerous today.
I'm going to get hurt.
I know you're going to get hurt.
You're wearing funny makeup all of a sudden.
This is cowardice!
This is terrible!
Alright, let's stand by.
It doesn't matter, right?
It doesn't matter.
You did it just for the stunt.
What is it?
It's dangerous!
You were saying good things like Yamaguchi-san.
What is this? What is this?
This is terrible, isn't it?
It was good, wasn't it?
There's no content.
There's no point or anything.
There's not even a content.
I can't see anything.
I think it was good for an astronaut.
I can't say what an astronaut did every day.
Until now, no one has been able to do an ad-lib well.
There is only one group left.
What is the occupation award in the locker room?
Let's decide it together at the end.
It's dangerous if we don't do it.
I can't go home.
What are you talking about?
It's in the locker room.
To be clear, I don't care about that.
What is the occupation award that the three of you are awarded to prevent entering the locker room?
Circus band.
What kind of conversation do you come up with when you hear the word "circus band"?
It's easy.
I can do anything.
But I don't feel like doing anything for a while.
It's 4 o'clock.
It's early.
Start!
Why don't you say anything?
So this is the city we're visiting today.
I didn't know, but it looked like a nice city.
Yeah.
It's like a circus.
He said "circus" instead of "circus".
You shouldn't have said that, you bastard!
You said "circus" instead of "circus".
You know, I'm the leader.
I think I'll liven up the audience today.
There's a first visit.
A visit is a visit, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
As a leader...
I usually only say "sorry", but...
I think it's better to make the audience laugh like this.
I'll... I'll...
You talk too much.
No, leave it to me.
Anyway, if anything happens, I'll...
You know...
I'll make it up to you.
What are you talking about?
You're making me do it.
I'll make it up to you.
What should we do?
He's already done it.
What should we do?
Okay.
Okay, is it okay?
Oh, leader!
Yes?
Oh, he's still doing it.
Yes, yes. What should we do?
But...
Is it okay?
How do the animals look like?
Did you change their appearance?
That's not makeup.
You're a pervert.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
What are you going to use?
Well...
What are you going to use?
Today, I'm going to use this.
Oh, your nose.
My nose.
Yes, my nose.
How are you going to use it?
Today...
Oh, like this.
You're weak.
Mama.
Yes?
Like that.
Oh, I see, I see.
I'm glad it wasn't me.
That was probably the worst.
I'm glad it wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me in the end.
Oh, there he is.
Well, you know who it is, right?
You know who it is, right?
Well, that's...
Well, I'm sorry about that.
I know.
I should have said something different.
I said something weird.
But even if you say something like that, we'll give you a hard time.
We'll give you a hard time.
This guy is really funny.
Even if we turn on the television from here, we're sure we've done something very funny.
Before we start, I was going to decide who was the best and worst mvp, but I can't decide!
It's not like that.
It's not anyone's fault.
Let's all get together and look at the news station.
Let's continue. The next corner is...
Second place goes to...
Matsumetsu!
Do you remember last year's Juman Festival?
Last year's Juman Festival...
Gussan's guitar was good.
That's right.
I'm proud of myself for being good in the first place.
Miyazaki didn't use anything.
No, no.
For about three weeks, it was completely purple.
It was completely purple.
Even when I was a kid, it was always like this.
Is there anything else?
Something you put in...
Let's take a look.
Here's the first one.
Summer's. Ootake's self-praise.
I just took out about two leaves.
When I smoked a cigarette, a lot of blood came out.
I asked for self-praise.
You have a lot of jumping power.
Really?
If you do running and jumping, you won't lose that much.
That's what it feels like.
What do you think?
That's right.
I'll set it up for you.
Is it 120 now?
It's 120 now.
This is the first one, right?
This is where it starts.
Adult men must be 110cm, right?
Really?
It's not that high.
Go over there.
It's really high. It's 120cm, right?
Who wants to go first?
Anyone is fine.
Shouji is the tallest.
Shouji chose 120cm.
Shouji challenges 120cm.
Shouji?
Shouji wants to go first.
I want to go first.
You're cute!
Shoot!
But if you swing it, it will go like this.
Rocks! Rocks!
He challenges a rock of 120cm.
Rocks!
What?
Does it make sense?
Rocks!
This is high.
Rocks!
If there is someone who can fly it, can you do it?
I don't know.
How about a rock?
Rocks!
Rocks! He challenges a rock of 130cm.
That's enough!
I don't have a good posture, but...
It's broken.
The way you pick it up...
What's wrong with you? Don't bother me!
I'm looking for a place to poop!
What's wrong with you?
Where are you going?
I'm going to get excited.
You're going to get excited, aren't you?
All right!
That was close!
The width didn't match.
All right! Otake!
Otake!
If you don't do it, I'll do it.
Here we go! Otake!
Please do it!
With his weight at 130cm, his back leg apart, he successfully cleared the challenge!
Can I lift this up?
Should we say 140cm?
140cm!
As if he had about 10cm of room...
Really?!
This is impossible!
It feels like I'm in a strange place.
You're completely out of shape!
You're definitely not in your best condition!
Wow, this is expensive!
This is expensive!
With his weight at 130cm...
I think you can do it!
Really?!
What is this?!
This is expensive!
Wow!
With high technique around the bar and legs up, he went for 140 centimeters!
This is amazing! This is awesome! This is amazing! This is a boasting!
Speaking formally is boasting publicly!
It's amazing that I can't stand it.
If you have a stopwatch, you can prove it right away.
I called you because I wanted to prove it right away.
If you have less than one minute, you can stop it no matter what number you are told.
It's less than five to one second.
Well, that's why...
Well, I'm counting...
...on you.
Now, Yagi.
Stopwatch in your body.
Please go ahead.
There's a stopwatch here.
Like 30 seconds.
If you're told to stop within 5 years and 1 second...
If you're told to stop within 30 seconds...
You'll stop between 30 and 31 seconds.
That's amazing!
Really?!
Even if you're just talking normally...
If you're told to stop within 10 seconds...
You'll stop.
Really?!
15 seconds.
Let's do it.
Ready...
Start!
Is this really okay?
Hey, goat!
Even if you're just talking normally...
Give it back!
Hey!
Give it back!
Hey!
Look at me!
Goat...
How many seconds?
16 seconds.
What?!
That was really different!
What?
That was really noisy!
And you're looking at me like that!
What are you going to say?
Are you going to talk or not?
Look at me.
Look at everyone.
Why are you doing this?
Forget about it.
Stop and do it.
How many seconds?
30 something seconds, right?
Even if you say it like that...
30 something seconds is fine, right?
40 seconds is fine.
45 seconds!
Okay, let's do it!
Challenge in 40 seconds!
Ready... Start!
Is the car fixed?
It's fixed.
Shabby!
What's wrong with you?
Shabby!
I've decided.
Go ahead.
How many seconds?
What's that?
42 seconds!
That's why...
You raised your hand first.
I can do it even if I'm talking.
That's right.
Will you do it quietly?
I don't think I can do it quietly.
What's wrong with you?
Are you okay now?
I'm fine now.
I'm proud of it.
I love alcohol.
I'd like to drink a bottle of sake.
I especially like shochu.
If you drink a sip of shochu, you'll be happy.
Sweet potatoes, sea urchin, rice, all kinds of food...
I hope you like it.
Thank you.
Really?
Seven kinds of sojus.
This is difficult!
From wheat to sweet potatoes, there's a lot.
What's that?
That's a chaser.
Beer?
You're resetting it with beer?
Thank you for the drink!
Chaser's drinking style isn't bad.
Oh, it's good.
Let's drink one by one first.
Unkai!
Thank you for the drink!
Unkai soba.
How is it?
This is unkai!
Hold it.
You!
My hands are shaking!
You!
You just want to drink it, don't you?!
My hands are shaking!
You! My hands are shaking!
When you hold something, you just shake it.
Next is white bamboo shoot.
White bamboo shoot!
Thank you for the drink!
Why are you drinking it?!
What are you doing?!
Even though his hands are shaking, he's tasting seven different kinds of shochu.
The remaining drinks are white waves...
Black sashimi...
Kitchomu...
Riichiko...
From downtown Hamada, the shochu company's full- time work begins!
Will Udo be able to break through?!
Thank you for the drink!
Good luck!
Kitchomu!
Will Udo have a miracle after this?!
Thank you for the drink!
Huh?
He is always looking at me.
He is looking at me.
Ok.
Kirishima.
Let's see.
The answer is...
What is this?
Please stretch this.
He wants to stretch it.
It's a line from a bar!
Wait, wait, wait!
Let me guess that much!
If you guessed it, you should have said it.
Here I go.
Guess this much!
I'll say "pa", "pa".
Here it is.
It's easy to understand.
Here it is!
What is it?
Luck!
The correct answer is...
Ta-da!
What is that?
Are you serious?
It's only "ta-da"!
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