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I'm sorry!
Are you listening?!
From now on, it's "Lincoln's Proud Festival"!
You're always like this, aren't you?
I'm always like this.
I'll change the guidelines for that.
Yes, yes, yes.
Listen to me for a moment.
What kind of guidelines did you change?
Yes, this is Lincoln.
Please show your pride that you can't lose to anyone.
Some people are showing their pride.
It's worth it, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
But is it really like that?
Let's see it in front of you.
Ah, it's easy to understand.
Yes, it is.
Let's see the first one.
"Summers' Lincoln's Proud Festival".
Well, I've been good at Anzan music since I was a child.
Recently, I've been doing "pa-pa-pa-pa-pa".
Anzan's famous song "pa-pa-pa-pa" came out.
I thought I could beat anyone if I did it.
So I started doing "pa-pa-pa-pa-pa".
What does it mean?
Well, "pa-pa-pa-pa-pa" is...
It's not a song.
The challengers will do "crash Anzan".
They will be asked to speed up the number of numbers that come out randomly.
It's amazing that you can do it.
It's amazing.
It's different from mine.
No, it's not.
But it depends on how difficult it is.
Well...
Shouji.
That's amazing!
What are you doing?
Shouji.
Let's see it.
Shouji. "Crash Anzan" by Takeda.
Let's go!
That's fast!
I don't know at all.
I don't want to give up.
Now, Shouji!
Please answer!
325!
The correct answer is...
Hey!
You're acting like you've calculated it.
It's exactly 51.
It's hard!
That's fast!
Shouji!
Shouji, what do you think of this?
I'm good at this.
Who are you?
You're too old for this.
Let's go, Takeda! "Crash Anzan"!
"Crash Anzan" by Takeda.
Please answer!
205!
The correct answer is...
It's completely different!
It's exactly 104!
"Crash Anzan" by Takeda.
Hey!
You're good at this.
You're perfect for this.
It's weird.
Are you ready?
"Crash Anzan" by Takeda.
Please answer!
I don't know.
I know.
Now, Mimura, please give us the answer!
306.
The correct answer is...
Can you do it one more time?
Do it one more time.
Wow!
It's amazing, but I feel sick.
It's fun!
Are you serious?
Let's do it one more time!
If you could do it with this...
That's right!
Let's do it!
Mimura's pride...
Two-digit...
Flash manzan!
Mimura's pride...
Now, Mimura, the answer is...
352.
The correct answer is...
This is it! This is it!
This is it!
Mimura, you're amazing!
You're amazing, but your shoes are disgusting!
You're amazing!
Mimura, you're amazing!
Nakagawa family's pride...
Um... I think there are a lot of people...
Who get nervous before a performance...
Or who get nervous when they're brushing their teeth...
But in my case...
Even if I put my finger in my mouth...
I can't feel it...
Nakagawa family's pride...
Now, the next pride is Reiji's!
What does it mean?
Even if you do it like this...
You can't feel it.
What?!
Reiji, come forward.
Everyone! For now!
Reiji's pride...
Even if you put your finger in your mouth...
You can't feel it!
Reiji's pride...
Oh!
Oh! He's touching it!
You're touching it?!
You're trying so hard?!
What are you doing?!
You're trying so hard?!
Isn't there a limit to your own teething?
No, I'm honestly putting my finger in my mouth.
I'm being honest with you.
That's right. Anyone else?
- Do it properly. - It can't be helped.
- It can't be helped.
- Let's try it. - Yes.
- Eh? - Eh?
- It's dangerous!
- You did it!
- You're lying!
Miyasako's boasting about his body after the rain.
- Well, I don't have any boasting about my body.
- I have a strong body.
- Especially my shoulders.
- No matter how much I'm punched in my shoulders,
- I don't feel any pain.
- It doesn't hurt at all.
- Until now, I've never felt any pain after being punched in my shoulders.
- Miyasako did it.
- Well, Miyasako did it!
Even if I get shoulder punched, I don't feel any pain.
I don't know what "pain" means.
I just feel the pain of being slapped.
That's extremely painful.
Anyone who wants to shoulder punch Miyasako?
All of you?
Who wants to try it?
Well, Tsuyoshi is different.
What does it feel like at first?
Wait a minute.
Even if you train it, there are parts you can't train it.
I know that.
That's right.
Miyasako, try it.
It doesn't hurt at all.
It really doesn't hurt.
Miyasako, try it.
That's amazing!
Can I try it harder?
It hurts.
Ouch!
Why did you hit me in the back?
I didn't know that.
That hurts.
I know he's strong.
That's amazing!
Let's go!
After this, the members hit each other's shoulders one by one.
On the contrary, they hurt each other's wrists.
Ouch!
But in the end, Miyasako had a hard time.
(Laughter)
Mr. Hama, I'm scared.
(Laughter)
Can I say something?
(Laughter)
(Bleep)
(Laughter)
But we can't do it.
It's decided.
Who said it?
Did you hear it?
Gusan.
(Laughter)
Gusan, try it again.
No, no, no.
What?
It doesn't hurt at all.
Try gusan.
Gusan.
(Laughter)
Shall we try bon bon tea?
Yes.
(Laughter)
Bon.
Ouch.
(Laughter)
(Bleep)
(Laughter)
You are really late.
What are you doing?
We are not playing.
Oh, oh!
Oh!
Good morning!
Mr. Amada, you are an old man.
(Laughter)
I'm not an old man!
You didn't say anything.
You are not an old man!
Good morning!
You are all old men.
You are old men of the school.
No, no, no.
We are not playing.
(Laughter)
What is this?
You are all old men of the school.
What?
Oh!
(Laughter)
Oh!
I'm a little angry.
That's right, you get a little angry.
It's really like that.
By the way, what's your name?
I'm Yasaku.
Yasaku.
The teacher changes every two years.
At that time, the teacher always said "Yasaku" by mistake.
Because I couldn't read it.
From there, I was always laughed at as "Yasaku".
Then I became "Yasaku".
Here is a picture of Yasaku in elementary school.
In my school, windbreak was very popular.
So everyone wore this.
Adidas and Puma were very popular.
- And you wore high socks. - Yes, I wore high socks.
If you don't say it in high socks, just stand up and show it!
Honestly, you're still in your first generation.
- You're in your first generation. - You're in your first generation.
- What about you? - Me?
I'm a grandma.
- Grandma? - Grandma.
- Why grandma? - Maybe she walked like a grandma.
You should stand up when you say that.
- You're in your first generation. - You're in your first generation.
This is a picture of him in his first generation, in elementary school.
- Your hair is amazing. - Thank you.
- Your head is like a tiger's. - What's up with you?
It was like that.
Sukikaru was popular in my house.
My mom took me to bath and my bum got sucked into the water.
- By your parents? - My parents bit me.
I had an all-over bum.
- What about you? - Me?
Hiroyuki's hi-bo was the one he wanted me to wear.
And one day he called me "Amanio".
It slowly changed and I started calling him "ños".
"Ños"?
It slowly changed and you started calling him "ños", didn't you?
I didn't have a strong attitude.
- Nyos. - Nyos.
- Today is Nyos. - Nyos.
This is Amano, who was always bald in elementary school.
- Udo, you? - I'm Dango.
- Dango? - Yes.
- I think it's because of my big nose. - Dango?
- Dango. - Dango.
- Dango? - Yes.
- But you're always in Jersey. - Yes.
- My heart... - Tsunpatsun!
- Did everyone go to that school in Yamagata? - Yes.
This is what I wore to school and back home.
This is what I wore when I went to bed.
- Seibu was popular at the time, right? - Yes, Seibu was popular at the time.
- You know about it, right? - Yes.
- From that era? - Yes.
Seibu-kerumono didn't exist back then.
This is Udo's elementary school days when he was called "Dango".
- What about you, Mimura? - For me, it's "ace".
- "Ace"?! - "Ace".
There's a contradiction here.
When I happened to be playing volleyball in gym class,
the word "service ace" went in abnormally.
- I see. - So I decided it's "ace" and...
- I've been called "ace" since middle school. - "Ace".
- That's a good nickname. - It is.
This is Mimura's elementary school days when he was called "ace".
- What about you, Otake? - I'm Otake Kazuki.
My middle school name is "chazuki".
It's written as "chazuki".
- You just said it. - You just said it!
- Otake, you're so stupid! - I'm Chazuki.
My relative's child gave me a perm, so I got a perm.
- I know about that. - I know about that.
I know about that, but I got a perm.
- That's right. - You got the wrong perm.
That's right.
- But I got a perm in the winter. - You got a perm in the winter.
- I got a G perm. - You got a G perm in the winter.
- You got a G perm in the winter.
This is "chazuki". He was called "boy swordsman" in elementary school.
- By the way, he was called "matsun". - He was called "matsun".
- "Matsun" and "chazuki" usually go together like this, don't they? - They do.
- They do.
One day, my mother, to make it easier for me to pee, cut this part of my underwear.
It's sticky, so she cut it with a rubber band.
This is a precious photo of Matsun when she was still in elementary school.
Hamada was Hamachon.
But she was always Hamachon.
She's a little bit cautious.
Now that everyone's elementary school years have been revealed,
Ichido immediately moves to the court.
I don't know what to do, but I'm going to try robbing someone.
You're going to rob someone?!
So, first of all, he's going to try robbing someone.
There's no rule.
There's a police officer and a thief.
The thief will run away.
The thief will definitely come.
The police officer will chase him and get caught.
For example, the thief decides where to hide and goes to a prison.
The thief can be saved in the prison, but...
The police officer can set up a guard and leave him alone.
If you set up a guard, you can't be saved?
You can't be saved there.
You can't be saved there!
As you can see, the thief team and the police team will be divided into two teams.
Following old memories and remembering the rules, will this game really work?
Ten!
Nine!
Eight!
Seven!
Six!
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Go!
Oh, there he is!
Hamachon!
It's Hamachon!
First of all, the police team will chase Hamada, who is alone, with everyone.
Then...
Hamada is arrested.
Let's watch the brilliant escape again.
My legs are cramping!
Shall we put Hamada in the cellar?
Hamada is put in the cellar, and the key guard is this man!
Please watch him.
Then you watch him.
There are three thieves left.
He's over there!
It's me!
It's Dango!
Dango!
Oh, there he is!
There he is!
Help me!
I did it!
Surutogi dashes towards the cellar, too!
Here, Amano somehow guards!
Chase him! Chase him!
There are only Nimura and Ogi left.
And...
Ogi is arrested, too!
Everyone is arrested in no time!
What is this?
Is it such a difficult game?
Was it really this fun?
Maybe we got the rules wrong.
There's no second chance.
Maybe there's no second chance.
But we don't have the energy to record that version.
We don't have it.
Let's do a bad one.
Since we have a bass, shall we do a triangle bass, too?
Let's do it!
Next up is a triangle bass that everyone knows about.
First up is the guard, Matsumoto.
After I get hit, I don't remember how I should move.
Take it and...
Throw it at me.
That's right! Let me hit you!
The top batter is Hamada, who plays baseball on a daily basis.
This will definitely hit me!
I did it!
Pass! Pass!
First base!
Safe! Safe!
I see! I see!
Was there a first base system?
There is! There is!
At worst, you can hit me.
Oh, you can hit me?
Yes, you can hit me.
Next up is Mimura's batting.
Base! Base!
Base, I'm counting on you!
I'll get it!
Nice!
I got it! I got it!
I got it!
Base!
Take it and...
Throw it at Hamada!
A splendid double play!
Wait! Wait!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
His defense is good!
Wow!
Again, the coach changes with Yahagi's difficult defense!
And the one standing in the batter box is Matsumoto!
Be careful over there!
That was a big one!
Don't say "eh"! Don't say "eh"!
It's a big one! It's a big one!
Matsumoto missed and the next batter is Otake!
Wow!
Be careful!
Nice!
Ogi stretched out to the liner hit by Otake and made a nice catch!
Then, he touched Matsumoto who was jumping out and made a wonderful double play!
What was that?!
Why is Akoyake like a major league?!
And the next batter is...
Ah, it's Nyoki!
I'm not Nyoki, I'm Nyosu!
Nyoki?
Nyosu!
As expected, he missed and his body is screaming!
There's a third batter! There's a third batter!
I can't breathe! I can't breathe!
That's good!
There's a third batter!
Change of coach!
Matsumoto is on defense.
The batter is Hamada!
OK, start!
Yes, Hamada!
Nice!
Great!
Nice catch!
Matsumoto made a difficult short bound, but it was still a nice catch!
Even with Suzuki and Mimura's batting...
Go! Go!
Nice!
Go!
Otake is losing his balance, but it's still a nice fastball!
However, by the time Suzuki and Mimura hit the ball, this man had already exceeded his physical strength!
Even if he tries a jumping catch with his belly out...
His hands don't reach!
Even with Suzuki and Mimura's batting...
Nice!
Backhand!
But his arms and legs are already broken!
He's not satisfied with his defense, so he changes to a pitcher...
Let's get one point for now!
Go! Go! Go!
He twists his waist without a good turn.
He teleports to the team.
Matsumoto also thinks he's great.
Wait! Wait! Catch!
In the end, he hits his head and the match is over.
I'm frustrated!
I did it!
I ran too much in mud.
That's understandable.
Shall we go back to the game?
I'm hungry now.
You're hungry?
You're in a bad mood and you're hungry?
I'm hungry.
Wow!
Lunchtime.
Yes! Lunchtime!
It's nostalgic.
What is this?
They were waiting for the nostalgic lunchtime.
They prepared two types of menus.
Soft noodles like this.
We eat half of it.
If you put it in at once, it will come out of the bowl, so you have to use chopsticks like this in the middle.
That's right.
I'll cut this in half.
That's right.
It's delicious.
This is delicious.
But noodles don't come out like that, do they?
It's like miso soup.
It's like udon without a waist.
Like this, while they miss their old meals, they pick up their special milk.
Can we drink this?
What are you doing?
It's popular.
What is it?
Drinking milk without tilting it.
Can you drink it all?
I'm the champion.
Can you do that?
He drank it all.
That's amazing.
He drank it all.
That's amazing.
He even fried his neck and drank it all.
Now, Amano will give up and the members will show their special skills.
First is "down-turn-presents".
It's a game of using milk caps, which was a big trend in Amagasaki.
This is it.
It's been a while.
Everyone brings one when they come to school.
In the morning, you say "how many?"
How many?
For example, if I say "three", you say "three".
Then you say "rock-paper-scissors".
The winner is...
If you turn it all over, you don't get it.
I see.
This is from Hamasa.
You don't get it.
If you leave one, you lose it.
Now, Mimura from Tokyo will show even more advanced techniques.
We can do it like this.
For example, like this.
What is "hama"?
"Makeji" and "hamada" too.
That's amazing!
Next is "cane-ama" presents.
It's a game that was very popular in Nagoya in the 1950s.
Do you remember this game?
Yes, I know it.
For example, Matsumoto-san, can you tell us your future life?
Your name is...
Matsumoto Hitoshi.
If you have 3, 4, 7, 8, which number do you like?
7.
Number 7 is...
Mori.
I knew it!
What is this?
Next is Hamada.
Hamada Masatoji.
1, 2, 5, 6.
Your favorite number?
2.
Your future life?
My future life is...
Where, where, where?
Pork.
You still like pork?
Yes, I do.
After that, they play in the classroom and get excited.
Lastly, Matsumoto will...
Why don't we do a fruit basket at the end?
In which chair?
You don't have to choose a chair.
It's a pain in the ass.
Next is a fruit basket challenge.
One person is a demon.
If you say "son-in-law", you have to stand up.
If you say "father-in-law", you have to stand up with the other son-in-law.
If you say "demon", you have to sit down.
I see.
One person stands up.
So the demon says it.
The demon decides it.
What is a fruit basket?
Let's sit down.
First, Hamada will practice with the demon.
I'll try it.
Under my glasses!
That's the best entertainment.
I see.
I'm sorry, but it was scary.
It's painful.
I see.
For example, if you say "fruit basket", everyone says "almighty".
That's all you say.
I see.
The punishment depends on how many times you become a demon.
I see.
So in this punishment game, the person who becomes a demon three times will stand on the wall and everyone will hit the ball as hard as they can.
I'll start.
Blood type is...
Type A person!
That's dangerous!
Type I person!
Here we go!
Fruits Basket!
I'm gonna get you!
Here we go!
Fruits Basket!
A man in shorts!
A man in wig!
A man in shorts!
What's next?
Here we go!
Fruits Basket!
A man in shorts!
Hamada on the beach!
And this man who doesn't like losing!
Fruits Basket!
The battle for pride and self-control of middle- aged men continues!
Hamada, Ohtakei and Hagino stand in line on the beach!
Okay, three of you!
Okay!
This is bad!
Who will be punished?
A man whose parents are still alive!
A man in shorts will be punished!
Yasaku! I want you to show me your thighs!
I've already taken them off.
What? Thighs?
You're going to show me?
That's what everyone wants.
Like this?
Isn't it weird?
I always do it like this.
And it says "memories" on my chest.
Memories? What memories?
After this, the man in shorts will be punished for his fear!
The man in shorts will be punished for his fear!
First, the man in shorts will aim for the thighs.
What is it?
You're going to kill me, right?
I don't like it.
You're going to kill me, right?
Well done! He aimed for the back of his important part!
This is terrible!
Look at me!
Next up is Matsumoto, who is a little anxious about his athletic nerves.
I can't do it anymore!
After that, for some reason, he can't aim for the thighs of his shorts.
Go ahead!
And now, Hamada Shiuchi, who has been playing badminton since he was a kid!
No rules! No rules!
Yes, withdraw!
Good luck!
Clean up your room!
Yes, sir!
I don't need anyone!
Let's listen to their boasting!
Yamaguchi Tomomitsu's boasting
My boasting is...
I can say many kinds of dogs.
This is my best.
So, when the owner comes back,
I will sing a song of dogs.
Can you tell me in detail?
What should I do?
For example...
Do you know what this is?
I did something I shouldn't have done!
It came off!
This is...
Tsukuno-san, right?
Gussa?
Gussa!
Time's up!
What should I do?
Gussa, you go first.
Music, please.
What is this?
This is "somehow schnauzer".
"somehow schnauzer".
This is "somehow schnauzer"!
It's all about "somehow"!
Let's see if only "schnauzer" is correct.
"somehow"...
German...
"somehow schnauzer"!
Can I say it?
Gussa!
I can do 100 push-ups without making a smile.
He can do 100 push-ups without making a smile.
Can you do it?
I can do 150 push-ups without making a smile.
He can do 150 push-ups without making a smile.
I can do 150 push-ups without making a smile.
Can you do 150 push-ups without making a smile?
He can do 150 push-ups without making a smile.
Are you ready?
Smile!
I can do 150 push-ups without making a smile.
Ready, go!
Smile!
I can do 150 push-ups without making a smile.
Are you laughing?
He can do 160 push-ups without making a smile.
He can do 150 push-ups without making a smile.
Are you laughing?
Smile!
He can do 160 push-ups without making a smile.
He can do 150 push-ups without making a smile.
Two push-ups! Two push-ups!
That's not good.
I'm serious.
I feel like I'm going to die.
Football Hour - Goto's Proudness
I'm really good at guitar and harmonica.
I can play guitar well.
But sometimes...
I get angry when I say it.
Goto!
By the way, how about you?
When I was in junior high school, I copied and did it all the time.
I can play both harmonica and guitar.
You're better than that.
You're really good.
What are you doing? Why are you saying "haha"?
What's wrong?
Are you serious?
I was moved by Goto's performance.
But...
Not at all.
You're annoying.
Goto, please!
I'm going to play Goto's Proudness.
I can play guitar and harmonica without singing.
I'm serious.
It's not going to be a simple birthday party.
It's okay. Leave it to me.
Let's do it. Goto's Proudness.
I'm going to play guitar and harmonica!
I got drunk in the middle of it.
Amazing!
How about you, Gussan?
Oh, not at all.
It was heavy.
Gussan, seriously?
Wow!
Gussan is amazing!
Amazing!
How about you, Gussan?
Please listen to me, human race.
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Thank you very much!
I'm proud of you, Bushi-san!
No, I'm not! I'm totally at a disadvantage!
What's going on?!
In this case...
I'll say my dog's name!
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