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*outro music*
Tonight is "Friendly Downtown" episode 4!
- So, Gado-san! - Yes!
- It's this corner again. - That's right!
- Yes. - Well, the staff told me "It's warm today" and I was completely fooled.
- It's really cold, isn't it? - It's really cold, isn't it?
- So, it's episode 4. - Has it become episode 4?
- Who is it? - That's right.
- Something's coming. - Something's coming.
- Hello. - Oh, hello.
- Hello! Hello! - I'm sorry. I'm sorry, thank you very much.
- Um, sorry but you were probably the only person here who wanted to be friends. - Oh, that's right.
- Today, I'm going to play "ogi".
- Oh, "ogi"?!
- Yes, I'm going to play "ogi" today. - Oh, you're going to play "ogi"?!
- Well, "zuriyo", I said. I said I'm going to play "ogi".
- I said, "zuriyo", I said.
- That's what you're saying, isn't it?
- I said I'm going to play "ogi", and I said, "zuriyo", I said I'm going to play "ogi", too.
Are you ok with it?
I'm ok with it too
I'm relieved
You look like a friend
Friendly Downtown is
a special program prepared for young comedians who want to get along with downtown for 24 years
Young comedians will have 3 hours of friendly time with comedians
During this time, you can choose who you want to get along with the most and you can choose who you don't want to get along with
Will young comedians be able to get along with downtown?
What will you do? Who do you want to get along with?
Mr. Matsumoto
Thank you
When we're on the same program, he glances at me
He glances at me a lot
You know how I feel
You know the rules, right?
Yes, I know
He has nothing to say
I have nothing to say
If you choose me, you'll be punished
You'll be punished
What will you do?
Everyone will be punished
As usual
I'll show you my usual self
Ok, Friendly Downtown, start!
3 hours of friendly time, start!
So, what did you do today?
Over there
That's your hometown?
Yes, it's my hometown
It looks like your hometown
I used to come here a lot when I was in high school
You scared me
I was scared, too
You got scared because I said it?
I don't think I can wear glasses
I don't think I can wear them
Ok, Mr. Matsumoto, let's go!
Let's go
Don't say bad things about my glasses
It's ok
This is bad
This is just the opening!
This program was brought to you by these sponsors
"Friendly Downtown" is a special program where young comedians talk to Hamada and Matsumoto
Tonight, these young comedians want to be friendly with Matsumoto
But they get beaten up from the opening
Will it be all right after this?
First of all, in my car
Whose car?
Mine
Wait a minute, you, Kouta, interviewer
Is this your car?
Yes
Ouch!
Hey!
What are you doing?!
You're so cool!
Can you do it if you're cool?
Watch out! Watch out!
If you don't watch out, I won't be able to talk today
Well, I do feel bad, but...
Why are you getting in this car?
What's your name?
My name is Panda...
It's Panda
Panda, Panda, it's a car
Panda, it's a car, I'm telling you
Why are you getting in this car?
I'm sorry, Ogi, don't talk to me all the time
So, in order to move to Yahagi's car and get closer,
Where did Ichido go?
So, where are we going now?
Where do you think we should go?
Well, you don't have to say it now
Right?
You don't have to say it now
Right?
It's like a habit
Right?
You're so funny!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
What? Are you going to be polite all day?
No, no, no
Did you decide it somewhere?
No, I didn't
I didn't know you had this kind of pattern
Not at all! I don't want to do it for you!
You don't want to do it?
I don't want to do it!
I'm telling you, I'm not playing around with this corner
That's right
No, I know that
I know
What's wrong with you?
I'm getting more and more friends
Hey, Oggy
Hey!
You should have thought about it, Oggy
You should have thought that Matsumoto-san is in the same class as you
That's right
Alright
This is a perfect place for you to go
I and Yahagi will play around in this area
That's right
You know the opening place?
There's a school over there
We all go there and do some petting
Really?
Is it decided?
That's the real spot
You do petting there?
Yes
It's easy for you to understand
Oggy-san's reaction is like "Ah, it's broken"
You're a petting guy, right?
That's what you call petting
So you want to do petting, too?
I can do that
Hey, seriously!
You guys are terrible!
You guys are the worst!
I'm getting pissed off!
Hey, Yahagi
Yes?
Can you change this, Oggy?
Yes
This is bad
While I'm driving, Oggy changes it
This is bad
I'm really stupid
I can't change it
It's always like that
At this rate, Oggy will be in the last place
However, Oggy's attitude gradually changes
Yahagi and I have been friends for a long time
We went downtown together as friends
Since when did you change your job?
What?
We used to hang out with Hamada-san
We did
But I don't think I'm close with Hamada-san
What?
What are you talking about?
It's good, isn't it?
It's not like that
I like Hamada-san's friends
But I don't think I'm close with Hamada-san
It's like you're being shy
It's like I'm being shy
I don't think it's like that for Oggy and Yahagi
You two have something in common
That's right
You know
I'm shy
I'm usually hated
If I take Yahagi there ...
Yahagi will do it for you?
Yes
Will you do it for me?
Why do you ask me twice?
Let's break up once
I'm sorry
What would you do without Yahagi?
That's right
What?
Yahagi is there, isn't he?
Yahagi doesn't exist
That's right
But I have a lot of friends like that
Friends that Yahagi made for me
I'm not sure if I'm saying "friends"
Friends
You're one of "friends"
What does "stock" mean?
I'm sorry for saying that
Will Oggy and Matsumoto become friends?
With anxiety, they arrive at their first "friendly point"
Where are you going?
If you go with us, you'll meet glasses
You're wearing glasses?
Yes, I'm scared
Oh here
There was something
Japanese store
Why?
You know I did a special shooting in Rinkan the other day
I was wearing glasses
I was like "Is she a woman?"
It happened at Rinkan 2 hour special
Let's go
I'm scared just by looking at it
Run!
Who is it?
Who fell down?
Ohiohi
He's wearing glasses
What is this?
Glasses!
Takanashi's glasses
Go to a glasses store!
Matsumoto was his friend
So he bought it
That's weird!
All of his friends said that
So Matsumoto bought Ohiohi's glasses
What kind of glasses did he buy?
Like normal glasses
Like this?
No way!
Try it on!
That's terrible!
You can't say "no way" even if you try it on!
I bought glasses...
Why did you match it with your eyebrows and frame?
I'll do it like this.
This is not the car Matsumoto chose.
I'll take off my glasses.
Matsumoto chose glasses and gave them back.
What are those glasses?
They are black.
The frame is thick.
It looks like a designer.
I want Matsumoto to look like that.
I want him to look like a genius.
I want him to look like a designer.
I want him to look like a genius.
Finally, Hamada chose glasses.
What kind of glasses did Hamada choose?
I want him to look like a bonsai tree.
The four of them chose glasses.
They went to the next friendly point.
Matsumoto chose glasses.
I chose glasses with Matsumoto.
Why are you laughing?
That's not true.
I was hurt.
Hamada was worried about me.
I'm sorry.
Matsumoto chose glasses.
You should do it.
Why are you trying to be useful?
I'm not good at it.
You used to do it on TV.
I got glasses a long time ago.
Did you really get it?
I got it.
I don't do it at home.
I don't even go to billiards.
I do it at home.
Matsumoto wants people to see him.
I'm a genius.
I'm good at it.
Don't think I'm stupid.
Don't look at me like that.
It's okay.
They arrived at the next friendly point.
This is a memorable place for them.
When I heard about it, I didn't know anything about it.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
- It's a very famous restaurant. - Yes, yes.
- Actually... - That's right.
This is where I got my part-time job.
- In this restaurant. - Wow!
- It's right in front of you. - Wow!
- It feels so light. - It's right in front of you.
When he was in high school, he worked part-time at this restaurant.
The clerk didn't have any photos of him at the time,
but he said he'd look for where he asked.
Once in the meantime, while eating, he decided to wait.
- Let's eat. - Okay.
- Since we're here... - What should we eat?
I don't know, but...
Actually, this is an amazing place.
When I was working part-time, it was right over there.
It was right in front of Nakamori Akina's desk.
- Really? - Really?
When I was working part-time, Nakamori Akina came and ate this.
This student hall.
I underestimated him, but...
- I know. - I know.
Under such an underestimated clerk,
there is one man who knows about his part-time job days.
Oh, excuse me.
I'm the manager of this restaurant.
- I'm the manager. - I'm the manager.
You must have worked at this restaurant back in the day.
Did you work hard?
- I don't know. - I don't know.
Huh? What's wrong?
Huh? No way!
Here, what the clerk took out of the bag is a picture of memories of that time.
- It's not in the picture. - It's not in the picture.
- I didn't know it wasn't in the picture. - I see.
- It's not in the picture. - It's not in the picture.
Why did you show me this picture?
After being shown a lot of pictures of the clerk's young days, the next friendly spot is the billiard hall.
- It's like this. - It's like this.
- It's amazing. - It's like a real... - It's like a real professional...
- It's amazing. - Can I go to the bathroom?
- No, you can't. - I want to go, too.
- Can you go to the bathroom? - Huh?
- Can I go to the bathroom? - It's none of your business.
- It's none of my business to go to the bathroom.
- Shall we do it? - Shall we do it? - Yes.
- Then can I go to the bathroom? - It's none of my business.
- Shall we do it? - It's none of my business what you're thinking about.
But I think you'll let me go.
- What's this? Matsumoto, how do you do this? - Huh? What is it?
- You want me to tell you first, don't you, Matsumoto? - Yes.
Here is Matsumoto Hasler's billiard class.
- Basically... - Basically... - You make a ring really lightly. - You make a ring...
- And you make it like 90 degrees. - 90 degrees where? - Here.
- But you don't put your head out. You aim in the direction you want and... Try it once.
- See? It went in. - See? It went in. - It's amazing you put in 7. - It's amazing you put in 7. - It's amazing.
- Is it? - Yes.
It's hitting my nose.
One. One.
If you don't talk about it, I won't do it.
That's your fault.
No, it's not.
If you don't talk about it, I won't do it.
I won't do it at all.
Takawadai's hard-ass Hamada wants to make him do it.
He proposes a billiards match between Downtown and Ogiyahagi.
The rules are nine balls.
If you drop a ball from one to ten, you will be the first team to drop nine balls.
What will be the loser's punishment game?
How about we play a game and the one who drops a ball will be punished?
Let's do it.
No, it's fine.
No, if you do it, you will be the representative.
If you do it, you will be the representative.
Oh, I see.
But I want to do it for you, Hamada.
If you drop a ball, you will be punished.
Yes, I will be punished.
No, no, it's fine.
Let's do it.
Before the match, let's decide the order of the first and second balls.
No, no.
Oh!
Oh, no!
Oh!
You're really good at it!
Isn't it amazing?
What?
I'm telling you, it's amazing.
I'm telling you.
As you can see from the banking result,
will Ogi be able to score 9 balls and play in the downtown area?
Oh, oh, good.
Wow!
It's a good ball.
Wow!
It's amazing.
It's good!
Wow! It's amazing!
It's amazing!
The next one is difficult.
Where should I put it?
Normally, you put one cushion here and put it here.
The next one is difficult.
Oh, I got it!
Bring it!
This is...
This one.
Since Ogi couldn't put the ball in, Matsumoto is in first place.
Matsumoto had a billiard table at home.
Surprisingly, this is difficult.
I'll do it.
Oh, no!
The second one is...
Oh, no!
This is the worst.
There is a weird way of leaving it.
There is this pair of glasses.
It's true. There is this pair of glasses.
You have glasses, too.
Take it off!
The glasses are weirder than the glasses.
Can you put this in?
Wow!
It's amazing.
Oh, I got it!
It's a foul!
It's a foul, right?
It's a foul.
It's a foul, so it's a free ball.
Matsumoto made a foul.
It's a free ball, and the order is bad.
What will happen next?
The next one is difficult.
It's very difficult.
This is...
You ran a little too much.
If you don't get it, you'll be in the third place.
No matter what happens, I'll hit it.
Oh, it's close.
Oh, no!
You're aiming for it.
Oh, no!
You're aiming for it.
That's why he's dirty! He's good at it!
Actually, Yahagi has been playing billiards for 18 years. He's a professional player.
Please watch his super shot!
The one with the glasses is a little dirty, isn't it?
Then it's eight!
What about the next back ball?
This is like hitting this ball once and bringing it over here.
You shouldn't hit it weaker than you think.
What about it?
Oh, it's good!
Oh, he's good!
He's dirty!
This doesn't count!
Yahagi doesn't care about Hamada's shaking.
Only the ninth ball is left.
Will downtown lose like this and get hit by the glass?
But this doesn't count!
The billiards battle for the glass!
Will downtown, who has been driven into a corner, get hit by the glass like this?
Oh, he's good at it!
He's dirty!
This doesn't count!
What is it?
It's nothing, but it doesn't count!
He's dirty!
I haven't been hit even once!
And so, Yahagi gets hit by the glass!
Who hits who?
You two, right?
So it's two for me and two for Yahagi.
Why can't we do it together?
Let's do it.
Let's do it together and as a society.
Since you don't give it back, it'll go "bang"!
But that's a good thing about you, so you shouldn't worry about it at all.
It's light!
Which one do you like?
I like this one.
If it's this one, it'll be like this and like this.
Like this?
Yes, like that.
Let's do it.
This one will definitely hurt.
It's difficult.
I think so, too.
Which one do you like?
This one?
I like that one, too.
Who?
You've been fooled once, but you haven't been fooled twice.
You've been completely fooled!
Downtown, where they've been fooled by Ogi and Agi's tricks, is finally heading to their last friendly spot.
I'm not sure if it's Ogi or En anymore, and it's about to end.
There's one last place we want to go.
There's one place we really want to take you.
Look.
What's that?
It stinks.
Hey!
It's a little late for you to smell it, isn't it?
I've never been warned that it's too late for me to smell it.
It's too late for you.
There are places like that.
There's only a little bit of friendly time left, and Ogi has arrived at his own agency, Jinrikisha.
He wants to introduce Matsumoto, who has become friends with the younger comedians gathered here today, but...
Well, you know, it's not just us, but we also want to introduce you to our friends.
Well, well, we'll introduce you.
So, Matsumoto!
Hamada-san!
Please!
They're my friends, Matsumoto and I.
Nice to meet you all.
What's with this big family thing?
What do you want me to do in a place like this?
So, we're doing a Q&A segment today.
Huh?
So, we're doing a Q&A segment today.
Huh?
You admire me, don't you?
In order to give Matsumoto a chance to speak, Ogii has set up a Q&A segment.
What kind of question will our cute junior entertainer ask?
Okay, then.
Well, I was nervous when I went up on stage, but...
Nervousness...
He's got a sore mouth.
Is there a secret to not getting nervous?
Well...
That's terrible.
How about you, Matsumoto?
Well, I have no choice but to leave him.
Well, that's how it is.
Yes!
Thank you!
Leave him!
Okay, next!
Yes!
Checked!
Why?
Why do you stand out from the crowd?
Isn't there something you want to ask?
Yes, there is.
Well...
What's your favorite food?
What was it?
What was your favorite food?
Don...
Matsumoto...
Your favorite food?
I'm curious, so...
Mine is pretty much B-class gourmet food.
Thank you!
Okay, next!
Last one!
Yes!
Well...
There are a lot of men and a few girls in the crowd.
Why don't you shake hands with one of them?
Well...
Checked!
There's no way!
I'm shaking hands!
There's no way!
Here, the friendly time is over.
Did Ogi and Matsumoto become friendly?
Well...
As a proof of becoming friends...
I have a present for you.
What is it?
It's a friendly T-shirt.
It's huge!
It's amazing!
It's a friendly T-shirt.
You can wear it from above.
What is it?
You won't get it on your shoulders.
The more you wash it, the bigger it gets.
The next segment is...
Bokeh Time Shop!
Bokeh Time Shop is...
A segment where you answer six questions in one minute.
For each question, you have ten seconds to read and answer.
For example, this question...
What's in the tsutan kamen?
For this question, the challenger must answer it in a bokeh.
First, the person who answers it must name three people who will judge their answers.
Out of the three judges, it's correct if more than two people think it's interesting.
On the other hand, it's incorrect if it's not similar to two people and you can't answer it in ten seconds.
In one minute, if you answer more than three questions out of six questions correctly, you win.
Now, watch the previous video.
If you couldn't answer it correctly, you'll end up like this.
You're fast!
But you're getting faster!
You know who's going to do it, right?
I'm going to call for it.
It could be the same person twice.
Let's get started!
The first challenger is...
You guys!
Your seniors are watching you!
Why are you...
We have eyes, so we can't choose.
We don't have eyes, but we have feelings.
The top batter is...
Koumoto!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Koumoto will do it.
What will you choose?
This is important.
Shinagawa Gon.
Goto.
Why did you choose Gon?
He understands me a little.
I have a small mouse coaster.
It's a four-seater mouse coaster.
It's small.
Don't turn around and talk!
Are you an amateur?
I'm used to it now.
Yatabon's first batter is...
Let's do it!
Isn't it really loose?
The first challenger is...
Shinagawa Gon and Fujimoto will be the judges.
Basket Time Shock!
What did you eat this morning?
Erm... erm... erm... um... ham!
Use your nickname for this fish.
What? Which fish?
Bird... bird... bird spirit!
What is this line?
Why don't you give me a little more cucumber?
Say "saba" in Japanese.
You are already below "saba".
It's hard for me.
Say your wife's favorite part in English.
Body.
Put lyrics on this melody.
That's right.
Cleared it!
He cleared it!
Like this, in 6 questions, 3 questions were correct and he cleared it.
So, he gets a chair spinning bath.
It's not our job to spin it.
But, you know, "saba-saba" is already...
This is already an NG word, isn't it?
Because it's "saba-saba", isn't it?
Do you say "you're a "saba-saba" human being"?
Look.
Wow, it's meaty.
Now, look at me.
The next challenger is...
Why are you looking at me?
It's weird.
Koumoto!
Koumoto.
Now, let's go!
The next challenger is...
Koumoto!
What's wrong with you?
Please choose a judge.
Wow!
Is your head okay?
What's wrong with you?
I thought I'd find someone better in your head.
What?
Is it you?
Is it me?
Really?
Please choose a judge.
Mr. Mimura.
Wow!
Mr. Miyasako.
Wow!
Mr. Shouji.
Wow!
I'm not mad at you at all.
Wow!
If you clear it next time, you'll come back here again.
I know it. I shouldn't have cleared it.
Don't go around.
There's no goal.
Mr. Hamada and Mr. Koumo are in a two-in-one battle.
Will it not end until they go around?
Bokeh time shock!
Give this fish a nickname.
Huh?
Gya... Gyakusha, this is.
What kind of line is it?
Huh?
Yaoya's...
snacks.
Shout out your company's name in English.
Huh?
CHEA.
Shout out your company's name in English.
Bread!
"The Pan"!
The lines in "The Pan" are...
Why... Why won't you...
Why won't you give me a little more time?!
Add lyrics to the melody you just heard.
The words you created...
I don't know anymore!
Clear!
He did it!
You can't clear this one!
It's quite troublesome, isn't it?
Someone, please kill that person!
Hamada managed to withstand Do-esu's attack and won two in a row!
The next challenger is...
The one with the glasses!
The one with the glasses...
Okay, Oda, don't take off your glasses!
Four people, four people...
The glasses are...
Five people, five people!
Those glasses are...
Scary, scary, scary...
Koumoto!
Five people, five people!
It's here!
Don't fight!
Your face is like that of an archaeologist!
Okay, the next challenger is...
Ogi!
Ogi won!
Ogi's collar is weird!
If only it was a collar...
There are a lot of collars!
He's definitely not thinking of anything!
If only it was a collar...
Okay, three people!
Three people...
The goat!
The wife!
The glasses!
The wife!
The glasses!
It wasn't a bokeh where everyone chose the glasses!
That's not it!
It's scary!
The second challenger is...
A man who doesn't think of anything!
Ogi! Ogi won!
Bokeh time show!
What is his secret ambition?
Well... 2 years from now...
Use "saru" (monkey) to say "dajare".
"saru"... "saru", "saru"... "saru" eat salsa.
Add lyrics to this melody.
Can I stab you?
Give this person a nickname.
White hair king?
Shout out the English word that rich people say a lot.
Rich people?
Pardon?
What is the line that comes out of this blowout?
Isn't it "tackle"?
It was good at the end.
Too bad!
Are you okay?
Why were you holding your legs?
My left leg was about to fall off.
It fell to the right of your head.
Even if you do that, you can't push it.
I really wanted to go all the way up there.
But in the end I couldn't push it.
I was really confused.
I really wanted to go all the way up there.
But in the end I couldn't push it.
Because it was so slippery.
The next challenger is...
Ootake!
I can't do this.
I'm going to puke.
The judges have chosen...
Udo...
Yahagi...
Ozawa...
Even if you say it, you're already a veteran.
That's right!
Okay, let's go!
Wait a minute!
I can't pull it off!
I can't pull one more string off!
The third challenger is...
Summer Zoo Ootake!
Bokeh Time Show!
Give this animal a nickname.
Crocodile!
The reason why this person has been hit is...
Because I'm not into the ocean.
Shout a joke with English words that exceed "gets".
Pump! Pump!
Wordplay "What happens if a dog walks"?
"If a dog walks"... or "if a crocodile walks"...
"Crocodile"?
Wordplay "What happens if a dog walks"?
Give me two of them!
Wordplay "What happens if a dog walks"?
Rap phenomenon!
Wordplay "What happens if a dog walks"?
Get out of here!
6 questions out of 4 questions are correct.
Coach Ohtake has cleared the challenge.
The next challenger is...
Next to the big one!
Next to the big one or a shadow...
Why did you call me?
This is not the last challenger.
Why did you call me?
That's the only person who calls me "big one".
"Hong Kong" calls me "big one" a lot.
What kind of face did you make?
Your "big one" is too big for me to close properly.
I closed it firmly.
This is a "big one" challenge.
The majority of people voted "big one".
The footballer is Iwoo.
What does this person call you?
"Young Jump".
Add lyrics to this melody.
"I like Japan".
Say something funny in the basement.
"I'm going to get the sun in the basement".
Add lyrics to this melody.
Where is the pharmacy?
Shout out the word you think is the most difficult.
Compact disc!
Give this person a nickname.
You!
That means...
Too bad!
Game start!
So that means...
Too bad!
Game start!
I can't do it!
This program was brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
Your eyes! Your eyes! Your eyes!
Your face! Your face!
What's wrong with you?!
Daigo, look! Look! Look! Look!
Daigo and...
What are you saying?!
Next time on "Linkin' Up"...
An emergency project! Hamada gets a big birthday present!
Hamada gives presents to the members!
Hey! What is this?!
And I've never seen anything like it!