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*outro music*
Rincan!
Tonight's Rincan is...
A new project, Rincan Love Story!
Sanazu Otake goes on a one-day date with a big beauty!
And last but not least, a shocking kiss!
*singing*
And a one-phrase karaoke battle!
Tonight, the winner of "Song of Japan" will be decided!
A comedy game that makes you laugh in the middle of a tea party.
However, while it makes people smile,
there are many single men who have fallen in love.
And for them, they will have the best date ever!
A project for comedians!
And that is...
Rincan Love Story!
Tonight, the ultimate comedian love story will unfold!
*romantic music*
The place where fate will meet is in front of Yokohama Akaren warehouse.
Lovers who talk about love will meet in this place.
The protagonist of this love story is...
I've come to Yokohama.
I'm Sanazu Otake.
It's raining.
It's a lonely aristocrat's floor!
The protagonist of "Rincan Love Story" is...
"I'm Sanazu Otake," 39 years old, who hosted "Lonely Aristocrat's Floor."
Today is a date.
I'm not really good at it.
What kind of people will come?
Anxiety?
Expectation?
Embarrassment?
Various feelings.
It's here, right?
At this bell.
Bell?
*bell rings*
Where is it coming from?
Oh!
Is it this girl?
It's not her, is it?
Huh?
It's not her, is it?
It doesn't matter!
It didn't matter!
And...
From behind Ootake,
the heroine of this story approaches.
Who is the surprising beauty who unfolds Ootake and her love story?
Oh!
Someone just grabbed me!
Is it you, Ootake-san?
Kan-chan!
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Today, we're going on a dinner cruise.
This was my dream!
When I woke up in the morning,
I was with a wonderful person.
Me too!
I love Kan-chan's cuteness.
And...
From behind Ootake,
the heroine of this story approaches.
An enchanting woman who has a love story with Ootake.
Who is she?
Oh! Someone just hit me!
Are you Ootake?
Yes.
I'm Takaiki Fujiwara Haranishi's mother, Naoko.
What's up with you?
Nice to meet you.
I heard you're going on a date with me today.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm happy.
I'm excited.
Excited?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
The heroine of "Encounter on Love Story" is a woman who understands comedians more than anyone else.
She is a comedian's mother.
Ootake is going on a date with Fujiwara Haranishi's mother, Naoko Haranishi.
There is only one rule for this date.
During the date, the scenario e-mail sent to men's mobile phones must be executed.
Moreover, Haranishi's mother made this proposal...
Since you're Naoko...
Yes.
I'd be happy if you could call me "Naochan".
Yes.
Can I call you "Otake"?
First of all...
Your date mode is amazing.
Kazuki-san?
Yes.
Kazuki-san?
Yes.
Kazuchi-san?
Kazuchi-san is better?
Kazuchi-san is a little painful.
Kazuchi-san is better.
How old are you now?
I'm turning 60 years old.
60?!
My birthday is May 8th.
I'm 59 years old and...
350...
I think I know.
Moreover, Naochan has been looking forward to this day while turning 60 years old.
She gave a souvenir to make Ootake happy.
Are these clothes?
Are you giving me this?
Yes.
This is amazing.
Is this a lion?
I thought it would look good on you.
Wow! It looks good on you.
Wow!
It's sexy!
What is this?
It's sexy!
At first, I was worried if Kazuchi, who is 21 years younger than me, would accept me.
However, wild Kazuchi, who looks good with a lion's pattern, took me in.
That's wonderful.
That's Kazuchi's first impression of me.
Since my mother came here, I was wondering what I should do.
She gave me a jacket or a shirt.
It's warmer than I expected.
It's thin, but it's warmer than I expected.
What is that material?
Their first impression is bad.
But Nao has something to say.
You can't say "sexy" today.
It's OK, but...
You can't say "sexy" today.
What is it?
Show me!
I'm surprised!
Why did you come to Ogata all of a sudden?
He is very stupid!
I'm glad you came.
When I'm at home, I'm always naked.
And when it gets cold, I put on my coat.
You are amazing!
You are not an animal, you are an animal!
Their first date course is a classic amusement park, Yokohama Cosmo World.
It says it's OK to go to an amusement park.
Nao, do you like amusement parks?
I love them!
Amusement parks?
Yes, I like them.
They want to get closer to each other as soon as possible.
So...
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Wait a minute.
I got an email.
The first scenario email was sent to "Lincoln Love Story".
There is a scenario in which they fall in love.
The content of the scenario must be fulfilled.
The first scenario to commemorate is...
As they couldn't get along with each other,
they decided to eat each other a piece of soft ice cream.
- I love you. - I love you too.
- Before you say you love me... - Are you interested in each other?
- Are you interested in eating each other? - I'm not interested in you.
In Nao-chan's lead role, they share a soft ice cream called "heart curry".
This is for you, Nao-chan.
Curry-chan.
I want to learn from you.
What is this?
- What is this? - I believe you.
Thank you, Curry-chan.
What is this?
You're so close!
- I love you. - I love you too.
Now, Nao-chan has a question for Otake.
- Can I ask you something? - Yes.
- How many girls do you have besides me? - Besides you?
- Yes, besides you. - I'm not dating anyone today.
- You're not dating anyone today, right? - No, I don't have a girlfriend.
- Why don't you have one now? - I know, it's a shame.
- Is it okay for me to say that? - Yes, you can say that.
- It's okay for me to say that? - Yes, you can say that.
- But can you treat me like a woman? - Yes, of course.
- What type of girls do you like? - I don't like girls who don't like me.
- That's perfect. - I don't like girls who don't like me.
If I were 20 or 30 years younger, would you choose me?
- No, not at all. - Really? - Of course.
- I wanted to meet you 30 years ago. - 20 or 30 years ago?
- You were cute 20 years ago. - You're saying I'm cute now, aren't you?
- I'm cute now?
- I know you're tired now. - No, I'm not tired.
- I'm not cute now.
She was surprised that she was a candidate for her.
She couldn't hide her excitement.
If her wish comes true, she will meet Kazuchi 30 years ago.
- What is this? - Locking... - Locking... - Tag. - Tag? What is locking tag?
- Does it rotate while shaking? - It's funny.
- Do you want to ride it? - Do you want to ride it? - Yes.
- If you want to ride it, I can't help it. - I want to ride it.
- I don't usually ride this kind of thing. - Will you ride it for me? - Of course.
- Thank you.
Ootake, who hates riding, began to show his courage for Nao.
- Wow, it's dangerous. - It's shaking, isn't it?
- It's a little dangerous. - What's going to happen?
- It's pretty dangerous. - Are you okay?
- Kai-san, aren't you scared? - It's shaking, isn't it?
It's dangerous, isn't it?
- It's shaking. - It's a little different.
When the "woo woo" came out, it was like a first date.
It's like when you're 16 and you're hitting on someone.
It's been a little while, hasn't it?
It's a little while, isn't it?
The love story of the two who dressed up without love is...
- We're going on a dinner cruise now. - Really?
It's a mood-filled dinner cruise.
On the sea where there is no one to interfere with them...
- Shall we go? - Shall we go?
Ready, set...
- Shall we go? - Shall we go?
- Let's go. - Excuse me.
The two cruisers depart for the port future.
- Let's toast with this. - I don't drink much, but you do, Kai-chan.
- Let's toast. You don't have to drink. - I don't drink much.
- Well... - Today...
- I hope you have a wonderful meeting. - Thank you.
- Thank you for today. - I'll be a family member from now on.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
- You don't have to say thank you. - Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
This was my dream on the battlefield.
- Dating with a nice person like you, Kazu-chan. - A date.
- Dating and having a meal together... - I'm glad we could do it today.
- It's raining and we can't see much of the scenery. - We can't see much of it, but...
I hope you can see the scenery and Kai-chan's face.
- Me too. - Me too.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
In addition, there is a surprise present for Nao- chan from Ootake.
Yes!
Please!
At the beginning of the date, Ootake, who heard that Nao-chan's birthday was coming up,
secretly prepared a birthday cake.
Happy birthday, dear Nao-chan!
- Thank you! - Happy birthday, dear Nao-chan!
It's a little different.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Thank you. - Then, cheers for Kai-chan!
What are you doing?
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
I always thought I was flying up on my own,
but when I realized that you were thinking about me, tears naturally flowed.
I felt like you were crying.
There was an atmosphere of a large-scale person and a wonderful ship, so I was happy with such a simple thing.
I think girls are cute.
Let's see the scenery first.
It's nice to be in the rain.
It's the best.
It's beautiful.
It was good.
Thank you for today.
No, thank you for today.
But was it really a date for me?
Of course it was.
And in this full of mood...
Is that so?
Something just rang.
What?
Wait a minute.
I received an email.
Their love story.
The scenario of the last scene is...
The two who have been sharing love whisper in each other's ears what they like best about each other.
And...
When their feelings came together, they kissed each other softly.
It's a past form of "kissing".
What are you sending me?
You kissed me?
Wait, kissing is not good.
It's not good.
Kissing is not good.
According to the scenario email, they talked about their feelings to each other.
I'm embarrassed, but...
I love your sincerity.
It's the first time I've heard that.
Thank you.
I love you.
I said I love you.
I'm glad you said that.
I love your cuteness.
Really?
You're really cute and fun.
I like your kindness.
I knew right away that he wasn't lying.
While I was happy, my chest hurt.
My body moved before I could think.
You're amazing.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
I love you.
A bold kiss and a big applause in downtown.
Wow!
Wow, it was fun!
It was fun!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
Wow, thank you so much!
Thank you!
Wow!
It's a date, so I can't do it anymore! Mom, you're so excited!
Wow, it was so funny!
Actually, the mother of Mr. Haran, who I went on a date with this time,
wrote me a letter for me.
Wow!
Oh, really?
Mr. Haran, you should read it.
Why me?
Of course, you should read it from your son.
It's a special relationship, isn't it?
I feel like I'm going to be a new father!
I feel like I'm going to be a petasini!
It's funny!
I'm saying this for you!
Please listen to me!
To Kazu-chan...
Thank you for the other day.
Thank you.
To be honest, I was a little confused at first.
But, thanks to Kazu-chan's escort,
we were able to have a really fun date.
Kazu-chan's lips still have traces of yours.
The lips that are overlapped.
That's scary.
Those traces are still there.
But, Kazu-chan...
Because of the camera, you got carried away,
but you weren't really my type.
I'm really sorry.
Also,
P.S., P.S.,
Don't misunderstand and come to Osaka, okay?
What's with this feeling?
I don't need it!
Why am I being dumped like this?
This project...
Next time, let's do it with someone else.
Are you sure you like me?
I like you!
The next segment is this!
One Phrase Karaoke Contest!
Osaka army vs. Yamabushi army!
We've done One Phrase Karaoke twice now.
Yes, we have.
Even with this, we can't beat Gussan.
That's how we decided.
The winner of the first time, Gussan.
I don't remember, but the winner of the second time, Osaka army.
The studio became one right away.
This is the evidence video of that time.
That kind of song will lead the team and battle between Yamaguchi and Gotai.
Each song will be given to each team separately.
Who will sing that song will be decided after consultation.
The judgment will be made by the audience at the venue.
The one who thinks the song is good will press the button and the one with the most votes will win.
Let's start with Yamaguchi.
The team that wins three wins first will win.
Here is the first phrase of the first team.
This is the theme song of karaoke.
I think it's "next".
Yes, here!
Yes, this!
Talk to me! Talk to me!
Who wants it?
Takemuka-san!
Takeyama!
The first team, Yamaguchi-gun's top batter is Takeyama, who is good at ballads.
How good is he?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
It's a little hard to hear.
The scene is a little...
You like it, don't you?
No, it's just right. I have to go with a gentle feeling.
It doesn't feel like it's flowing.
It's kind of unpleasant.
It's unpleasant! It's unpleasant!
Now, here is Take-gun's one phrase!
Wow, it's a famous song!
Yes!
It's not over yet!
Climbing adult stairs, you are still Cinderella.
Someone will surely bring you happiness, believe me.
Now, this break!
Hey!
Hey, Choice!
Shoes are for puberty!
Hey!
Hey, Choice!
A place to go on a trip!
Hey!
Shut up!
Hey! Who?
Udo!
Now, happy Udo is full of happiness.
Climbing adult stairs, you are still Cinderella.
Someone will surely bring you happiness, believe me.
You're both the same.
The winner will be decided by the 100 people in the stadium.
Please press the button of the team you think is good.
Switch on!
The first match is the Yamaguchi team's victory!
With Takeyama's sweet singing voice, the Yamaguchi team takes the first step!
Let's go, Yamaguchi team!
Here is "One Phrase"!
Next!
Shouji is good at talking.
Can he sing to show off his body?
Next!
Hama no miyako dai tokyo
OK, Otani army!
Otani army's one phrase is...
Where are you?
Mwassha!
Ore no kogo hayaku naru
Omae mo tomo samayou kokoro de na
Atsuku mo yattoru no uchi detoka
Shimbun ni tobichiranu hajisa
Ore tono ai o mogoru tame de
Once we decide, we look cool
That looks cool
One more time.
Who has the longest length?
Goto has.
Goto...
G-band is a little short, isn't it?
Is it so short?
You have just enough length.
I'm fine with this.
What is this?
Go to your seat.
Wait a minute.
Decide who will say it.
Let's sing together.
What do you say?
Let's sing together. Do your best.
What is it?
Let's go!
Goto, who was in charge of the guitar in T.T.'s band,
Will he be able to make full use of that musical line?
It's pretty good if you decide here.
Decide it!
Now, let's go, 100 people!
If you think you're good, please press the button of the team!
Switch, on!
Come on!
Okage-kun wins!
Thank you very much!
With one win and one loss, there are only three matches left!
Here is the one phrase for Yabaguchi-gun!
It's here!
With a worn-out bike, we run
Not knowing where we're going
Into the darkness of eternity
It's here!
Now, who will go?
Amano-san!
Yabaguchi-gun Amano, with Gotaki as 18th!
After this, they will show their miraculous singing voice!
Into the darkness of the night
Thank you very much!
I see.
Here is one phrase of Kotake-gun that corresponds to this!
If I could tell you just one thing
I would never say "I don't love you anymore"
Thank you very much!
Don't say it!
Who said it?
Yahagi did!
Yahagi said it!
Yahagi, are you okay?
I'm really okay!
I'm okay!
I'm really okay!
As a singer, Yahagi has experience of CD debut.
Her ability is shining!
I won't say it, but I want you to know it.
Yahagi's singing ability is so good that Yamaguchi army takes a step forward!
Here is one phrase for Yamaguchi army!
(Yamaguchi army's singing ability is so good that Yamaguchi army takes a step forward!)
Who sang this song?
Harunishi-san!
I wonder if you can sing it.
Wait a minute.
My nickname when I was in middle school is "singer".
And my nickname when I was in high school is "song".
Well, the audience doesn't laugh that much.
Her ability is out of this world!
How will she sing Spitz's famous song?
Riding in the wind of the universe
The melody of those days
Remind me of those days
When I held you in my arms in my dream on the sunset
Now, who the hell is this?
Sit down!
Is it decided?
Miyasako is the winner!
Miyasako, are you nervous?
I'm nervous!
As for the song...
Are you serious?!
Um...
My heart is pounding like crazy.
Miyasako has won first place at the Oricon Battlefield!
Let's see his eyes!
When I was holding you in my arms...
There's just one thing I don't like about you.
It's "you".
"You".
"You" isn't enough.
Is "you" enough for you?
"You".
Are you hungry, Miyasako?
Switch...
On!
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
We won!
Orikon is in first place.
With Miyasako's singing ability, they are in second place with two wins and two losses.
After this, it's finally the final battle!
Now we are in second place!
That's right! We are in second place!
That means it's the final battle!
That's right! That's right!
It's confirmed that we lost!
That's not true!
I see!
It's like we are waiting for a mistake!
We are waiting for a mistake!
It's a song, you know!
That's right!
Let's see what song we will hear!
Now! Here is one phrase for Yamauchi army captain Gussa!
I won't love you
Of course you know this song, don't you?
Yes, I just heard it and memorized it.
Cool!
You're mine
I know it!
First, captain Gussa will sing.
Yamauchi has the best singing ability in the comedy world.
After this, he will give up his real job.
One Phrase Karaoke is finally starting!
Let's start with the best comedian, Yamauchi!
I don't love you enough to make you cry
I'll probably forget you!
I'll forget you first!
This is amazing!
Captain, please!
This is Otake's one phrase!
You don't have to worry about it!
I'll probably forget you by noon.
OK, this part!
Oh, the two of you...
This is the part I want to sing the most!
The part you want to sing?
It's my song, right?
I'll sing it.
I like this part.
OK!
However, if there is such a thing, then of course it is.
It is better to step on it about five more times.
Last time, Otake made a miracle with a smart ballad.
Is there a miracle again this time?
Oh, a traffic jam taxi driver
Yamauchi-gun, would you like it to be heavy or light?
Yes!
Switch...
On!
One phrase, dedicated to all men's fight
Who will win?
Yamauchi-gun, would you like it to be heavy or light?
Yes!
Switch...
On!
Switch...
Switch... On! Switch... On!
It's a good match!
The winner is the Yamabu team!
Rinkan! 24 hours, always offline service!
Tonight, what kind of screams are coming in from the entertainers?
Ogiyanagi - Offline from Ogi.
Wednesday morning at 1:40 am.
This is Ogi from Yamabu.
I'm with a girl right now.
She said she wanted to see you for a while.
So I just called you.
I'm going home.
Really? Really?
Hello? Hello?
Oh, it's you! It's you! Are you listening? Are you listening?
Hello? Ogi! I'm coming!
Are you listening?
Hello? Ogi!
I'm doing something like this.
Please take care of me.
Ogi!
This is how girls try to pick up guys.
A lot of people watch "Rinkan" so is it a chance for you?
Yes, it is.
There was a cute girl in the corner.
She said she wanted to watch "Doushi" and it made me want to go crazy.
But it wasn't that crazy in that place.
I feel like I'm watching "Donbiki".
You should listen to the viewers and try to fix it.
I'm not going to fix it!
I'm going to fire you!
Monday morning, four o'clock, nine o'clock.
Good evening, this is Bill Oakey.
Today, I came all the way to Yumin's concert in Yumin.
There, I said to a certain mother, "I always laugh like you on TV."
When I laugh like that, the kids say, "I don't know what a mother's sense of humor is like."
I really hate it.
I'm a little depressed.
I think you're all receiving harsh words from your fans.
Let's do our best. Good day!
First of all, Oakey!
I didn't think you'd say something so harsh.
But you say it a lot, don't you?
Yes, yes, yes.
So I thought you'd like it, too.
At first, you called me "koumo-san," "koumo-chan," "jun-chan," and "oi."
But in the end, you called me "sushi."
What kind of situation is this?
You always call me "sushi."
I don't always call you "sushi."
No, you do.
My partner also calls me "sushi."
What?
Sushi.
This program was brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
Is it good quality?
I think it's good.
If you take off your glasses, you hardly see me.
I envy you for that.
When I was in the elevator with my glasses off, I said, "I'm a fan."
Were you next to me?
I like you. Especially you, Mimura-san.
You were next to me.
And you said, "Otake-san, you have a dark side, don't you?"
And you were always there for me.
So I said, "I'm here for you."
And you said, "No, no, no."
You look like you've never seen me before.
Next time on "Rinkan"...
In the fourth episode of "Friendly Downtown"...
Ogi and Hagi appear!
This time, too, Hamada and Vinter are caught off guard!
I said "Vinter," didn't I?
Also, a bokeh-time shock!
If you can't bokeh well, you'll end up in a super- fast rotation!
And now, to show off their confidence that no one can beat them...
The "Rinkan Pride Festival" begins!