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Ameawari Gessai Presents Nukiuchi Taxi!
So, what does this mean?
This means that the entertainers have to show off their service skills from time to time.
Of course, of course.
When you're on TV, you have to look like you're having a good time.
But there are people who don't look like they're having a good time.
You have to look like you're dying.
So, what does this mean?
Over the past few days...
I'm sure you've all been in a taxi.
A few people have been in a taxi with super small cameras...
And they've been filming in a state where you can't even move at all.
That's true!
You can't move at all!
You can't move at all in a taxi!
And you've been filming in a state where you can't even move at all.
You can't move at all in a taxi!
That's terrible!
I heard you've been in a taxi recently.
You can't move at all in a taxi!
I'm sure you look like a terrible person!
I hope you all watch your manners.
You can't do this.
If you're feeling like that, watch this!
The comedians who keep giving laughter to the viewers in front of the TV.
Even though it's like that in private, their tension is high.
And their service spirit is high and interesting!
So, they set up hidden cameras in the taxi where the entertainers ride and check what they usually do.
In addition, the driver prepares four tricks.
Will you answer by asking for my name?
Will you show me your belongings?
Will you give me a high-tension reaction by giving me a gum patch?
What kind of reaction will you get if you get a gum patch?
What did the entertainers do with these topics?
[music]
- Are you from Shinjuku? - Yes, I'm from Shinjuku.
- Are you driving safely? - Yes, I am.
- Are you selling something? - Yes, I am.
- You are on TV, right? - Yes, I am.
- But I don't know your name. - My name is Kacho Jisho. Nice to meet you.
- Mr. Kacho Jisho. - Yes.
- I heard something about you. - Really?
- You are an actor, right? - Yes, I am.
- It's my birthday today. - Thank you very much.
- It's my birthday, so can you do something for me? - Here?
- Yes, here. - I can't do anything here.
- You don't have a word "gang" or something like that? - No, I don't. I have to make one.
- He's lying! - He's lying!
- Thank you for your hard work. Can I have a gum? - Thank you for your hard work.
- You're stylish. - You're stylish.
- Is the entertainment world a fun place? - No, no, no. It's no joke.
- It's very strict. - Is it strict?
- Have you ever thought of quitting? - Yes, I have.
- It's strict. - It's strict.
- It's dark. - Shut up and shut up.
- It's strict. - It's strict.
- It's embarrassing!
- It really stinks, doesn't it? - I did it again.
- I won't do it again.
- It's really dark. - It's dark.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- Are you hungry? - No, it's okay.
- Do you want a banana? - No, it's okay.
- Are you okay? - Yes.
- Can I take a picture of you? - Can I take a picture of you?
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- It's 17,800,000 yen. - Yes.
- I'll do it again. - Yes.
- Can you do it again? - Can you do it again?
- Can you sign here? - Yes, it's okay.
- Can you do it? - Yes.
- I'm sorry. - Yes.
- Congratulations. - Yes.
- You're a good signer. - Thank you very much.
- I'm sorry for the inconvenience. - No, it's okay.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
[The next day, the police arrived at the scene of the crime.]
[The police arrived at the scene of the crime.]
- You're not in a good mood. - You're in a bad mood.
- Here you are. - Thank you.
- Which one is it? - It's Asagaya's... - Yes.
- It was close to the station. - Yes, I understand.
[The police arrived at Asagaya's station.]
- I saw you on TV. - Oh, really?
- I don't know your name. - Oh, really?
- What's your name? - I'm Aoki.
- Oh, you're Aoki. - Yes.
- Did you say "nice to meet you"? - No, I said "hello".
- You said "hello". - Yes.
- It's my birthday today. - Oh, I'm so excited!
- Didn't you do it? - Huh? What did you do?
- Didn't you do it? - Huh?
- Didn't you do it? - I think you did it.
- Didn't you do it? - No, I didn't.
- It's so big.
- Does it smell? - Yes, it does. It's a real smell.
- Excuse me. Does it smell? - Yes.
What is it?
Oh, my God!
Is it a gum?
- Oh, my God! - Is it gum?
- Yes, it is.
I don't know what you're talking about! What do you think you're doing?
We're playing pranks on each other.
I don't know what you're talking about! What do you think you're doing?
Do you have to play pranks like this?
I don't play pranks on ordinary customers.
I put a comedian on the table.
- Who have you played pranks on? - What?
- Who have you played pranks on? - Until now?
- Do you mean Sohei? - Sohei?
- Do you mean Sohei? - Yes, I do.
- Do you mean Sohei? - What?
What is it?
- Do you mean Sohei? - Yes, I do.
- It's real, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
Let's start with these two!
First of all, Koumoto! What do you think of this?
Well...
We were asked for a gag and we chose only short- sleeved clothes!
Right? To be honest, I thought it was weird.
You know...
It's a fashion company, and it's fashionable.
That's...
How do I say it...
It's wrong to say it like that, but...
No, but...
It's not bad at all.
I think it's not bad at all.
It's good, it's good.
But!
No, it's not like that.
Even people who are tired inside can get in a taxi!
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
It's not like that!
No, but...
I was wondering what he was doing!
- Please come in. - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- Are you having fun? - Yes.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Are you friends? - Yes.
- Are you having fun? - Please tell me about it.
- Well...
- I often see you on TV, but I forgot your name.
- It's Udo.
- Yes, it was Udo-san.
- With Amado-san. - That's right.
- Are you married?
- No, I'm not.
- Do you want to get married?
- No, I don't.
- You have a big attitude!
- What kind of girls do you like?
- I don't like girls like you, Keigo-san.
- Do you like older girls?
- I like all of them.
- Do you like older girls?
- As much as I can.
- As much as you can? - As much as I can.
- As much as you can? - As much as you can.
- I like gangs.
- Yes. - It's my birthday today.
- Yes.
- Would you like to join a gang?
- Gang? No, I don't have a gang.
- Isn't "kyain" a gang?
- "Kyain" is...
- The basic word "kyain" is...
- We don't actually use it.
- In our daily life...
- We say it in a funny way.
- Amano-kun said it!
- Would you like to join a gang?
- I do.
- I do!
- Why do you say it like that?
- I do!
- That's how you like it.
- I do!
- I don't like the smell of it. - I see.
- I don't like the smell of it. - Oh no!
- I don't like the smell of it.
- I think it's a manner.
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
[After the show]
- Ah, it's over.
- The show is over.
- It's over.
- Both of you are out.
- I saw you on TV somewhere, but your name doesn't come up.
- I'm sorry about that.
- You're a bug! You're a bug!
- You're a bug!
- What did you say about convenience stores?
- Convenience stores are...
- Regulars.
- Regulars?
- I'm sorry about that.
- It's my birthday today,
- I'm sorry for saying things without thinking,
- but can you do something for me?
- We're not just explorers,
- we're also gang members.
- We're also gang members.
- It's our anniversary, you know.
- Happy birthday...
- We're explorers...
- Thank you very much.
(a connoisseur)
(another connoisseur appears)
(even a small prank seems like a prank)
(another connoisseur appears)
[Laughter and applause]
I don't know what you're talking about.
I saw it. He kicked you in the face.
[Laughter and applause]
Are there any celebrities you admire?
Well, of course, Downtown.
Downtown?
Yes, Downtown.
Mr. Kimura.
Yes.
Can you give me a treat or something?
Will you give me a treat?
What kind of place? Will you take me to an expensive place?
There are a lot of high-end places.
[Laughter and applause]
There are a lot of cheap places you like.
[Laughter and applause]
There are places you like to eat cup noodles.
Oh, is that so?
Well, you're getting a lot of money.
[Laughter and applause]
That's right.
[Laughter and applause]
Wow!
Udo-chan, when you ride it, it looks like this, doesn't it?
No, no, no!
You know, I can't sit deeply.
Why?
I can't sit deeply in the passenger seat.
[Laughter and applause]
But you get permission, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Thank you, Udo-chan.
[Laughter and applause]
But it's not bad, Udo-chan.
But the problem is...
This is...
This is terrible.
Can you make an excuse?
I'm scared, I'm scared.
No, well...
Yes...
I'm sorry.
[Laughter and applause]
What is this?
This is scary.
Now, actually...
Yes?
There is one more person...
Yes?
...who we would like you to see.
Really?
Yes!
Who?
Miyazako-san.
What?
This is terrible!
Miyazako-san is terrible!
Now, Miyazako-san's VTR.
You didn't say a word.
This is terrible.
Let's watch it.
This is terrible.
[VTR playing]
This is scary.
Thank you for your hard work.
Yes, I understand.
I feel like I've seen you on TV before.
Me?
Yes, your name is a little...
Nice to meet you.
I'm Miyazako, and I'm from the Amegari Group.
Miyazako!
Yurina, hear me!
Haytan!
Oh no!
You're still so small, genius.
I'm sorry.
What is this?
You're still the same as you were on TV. That's interesting.
That's right. As an entertainer, you always have to raise the tension.
You're still so small, genius.
Excuse me.
Give me a break, Mr. Buster!
Give me a break!
Thank you very much.
That will be 15,400,000 yen.
15,400,000 yen? Why?!
I can only give you 10,000 yen.
I can't help it.
Um...
50,000 yen.
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
Can I have your autograph?
My autograph?
I'm not good at signing.
Can you do it with this paper?
No problem.
I only write autographs on paper.
Instead of autographs...
I'll give you all of this jacket.
Thank you very much.
I'll give you this, too.
Thank you very much.
Can I have your autograph?
No way!
What's going on?
You really gave me 10,000,000 yen?!
I'm screwed, Private!
What's going on?
I'm screwed!
When did you get it?!
That was a great performance!
That was wonderful!
You should've done that!
Please be careful, everyone!
Then...
Let me do it again!
Tombo! Tombo!
Yes!
Use that camera!
Use it! Use it!
Use it!
It's too late for a taxi!
This is dangerous!
That's right!
If you get caught, you'll end up in Uganda!
The next performance is...
"Pocket Time Show"!
What kind of show is "Pocket Time Show"?!
This is the fun segment!
It's called "Quiz Time Shock"!
That's right!
"Pocket Time Shock" is a segment where you answer six questions in one minute.
For each question, you have 10 seconds to read and answer.
For example, this question...
What's in Stunkerman?
For this question, the challenger must answer in a pocket.
First, the challenger must name three people who will judge their answers.
If two or more of the three judges think it's funny, they win.
On the other hand, if two people don't think it's funny...
and if you can't answer in 10 seconds, you lose.
In one minute, if you answer more than three out of six questions correctly, you win.
The challenger this time is...
these four people!
Good luck!
In one minute, you can answer six questions correctly.
If you can't answer more than three out of six questions correctly, you lose.
If you can't answer correctly every question correctly...
you'll make a mistake like this!
Start!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Is this a car?
It's fast, it's fast!
It feels faster to ride than it looks.
It's fun!
Wait a minute, what do you mean "fun"?
It's fun!
It's supporting with four points!
It's heavy! It's heavy!
It's a fire-resistant material!
It's heavy!
No, this is really funny!
Hey, Mr. Hamada, how much did it cost?
One million yen!
It's cheap! It's cheap!
It's cheap!
It's really cheap!
I put it on my chair and put duct tape on it!
Hey, duct tape!
No, I won't spend money on such small things!
What should we do about this?
It's fine. It's fine if someone gets hurt.
Even if you fall, you won't bleed, right?
That's right!
Let's do it right away!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
It's scary! It's scary!
I knew it!
It's cheap!
It's not cheap!
It's a fire-resistant material!
That's right! If you don't have this, you won't be able to climb up!
No, no!
Can we climb up with this?
No, no! Did you hear what I said earlier?
Yes!
The person who answers has to choose three people!
Ah, that's right!
If you don't press two or more of these straws, you won't be able to climb up!
That's right!
Yes!
I see!
You're still laughing, aren't you?
Yes!
Well...
To be honest...
To be honest, I'm laughing! I'm basically laughing!
To be honest?
To be honest!
To be honest, there are only two people left!
It's embarrassing!
Tsuyoshi-san, you too...
Tsuyoshi-san, you know...
If you slip, you're out of luck, right?
You laugh only when it's not funny!
I'm laughing!
You're laughing!
You're laughing today! You're laughing!
Who else is left?
Who else is left...
Is it Ooki-san?
I'm laughing!
Ooki-san!
Ooki-san, you too...
You laugh when you see a nail, don't you?
- That's not related! - That's not related!
- That's a good point! - That's a good point!
- That's good! - That's bad!
- Scary! - Even if you laugh, you don't have to push it down. - That's right!
- Scary... - Scary!
- Don't go in! - Scary!
- This is scary! - Watch out!
- If you climb up, it's really high! - It's really high up!
- Scary! - Do you want to experiment?
- I don't know!
- Which one of you is the best? - It's already decided!
- Will you stand up or sit down? - I'll stand up!
- I'll sit down!
- If you stand up, you'll get three points. - This is really scary!
- If you do this yourself...
- Won't the police come and check you?
- Also, I was curious earlier, but...
- Who stops the wheel that's turning?
- It's impossible to stop it!
- It won't stop! - It won't stop!
- Will the judges choose these three?
- "Ogi Yahagi Yahagi no Challenge"!
- Get out of my way! - Yes!
- Time's up!
- I'm really nervous!
- The reason why this sea turtle is crying is...
- Eh? Is that it?
- Hurry up! Hurry up! - Hurry up!
- Oh no! Oh no! - It's coming! It's coming!
- The child... has lost...
- Give this person a nickname.
- Um...
- "Ricky"! "Ricky"! "Ricky"!
- The line that comes out of this sea turtle is...
- Um...
- Give me a break!
- Use "nasu" and say something funny.
- Um...
- "Nasu" is... "Nasu" is too much!
- On your next day off, say what you want to do in English.
- Say what I want to do in English?
- Camping!
What the hell is this?!
It's coming! It's coming!
Look out! Look out! Look out!
Watch out! Watch out!
What's up!
What should we do! What should we do!
What's wrong, Corina!
What should we do, Corina!
Corina's eyes are like this!
Her eyes are like this!
What should we do!
What's wrong, what's wrong!
What should we do!
Hey! Is she okay?!
Corina, watch out!
It's definitely better if you don't ride the stairs now!
Just do it already!
It's not the time for you to be angry!
This is bad!
The problem was too difficult!
Judges, you couldn't push it.
I pushed it once.
As you said, you pushed it once out of the blue.
Yes.
That was really hard work.
It wasn't like usual.
You didn't push it at all!
It wasn't funny at all.
Judges, you pushed it once out of the blue.
First challenger, Yahagi's results were all incorrect.
The next challenger is Udo Suzaki!
Please choose three people for Udo-chan.
As you can see, judges are important.
Who should I choose?
What should I do?
Udo-chan looks like Wajima-san.
I'll go with Amano-kun.
Thank you!
Thank you, Amano-kun!
The other judges Udo chose are Amegagari Gotohara and Football Gotoh.
What are you talking about?
What's wrong with you?
Um... when we're riding on the Zekio-ji, we have to ride all of this, right?
What are you talking about?
You're just going to let us ride all of it!
There are things we can't do!
Amano-kun, you can't do it!
Hey, stop!
Your legs! Your legs!
Your legs!
What are you doing?
I'm going to die! I'm going to die!
What are you doing with your legs?
Are you okay?
Your shoulders! Your shoulders!
Are your shoulders going to melt?
Calm down, guys!
We're done for!
- Why? - Why did you say "one more time"?
Why did you say "one more time"?
Can you really do that?
I can't do it at high places.
Are you okay?
I'm in the same position as Mr. Sankame-san now.
I like that confirmation.
Can Uto Suzuki challenge to make a good joke with the details he said?
Get out of my way!
Time Shock!
The lines in this play are...
Yeah, it looks like a gas-cooled beach, doesn't it?
What is this person shouting?
Ugh, I'm so burned up!
Make a good joke in Thailand.
This is bad! This is bad!
This is bad, Mr. Fugu! This is bad!
Give this animal a nickname.
Mammal... Mammal... Mammal mix! Mammal... Mammal mix!
Shout out your feelings in English.
Fighting and... spiritual... fantasy!
Make a sad face as you go through this area.
What?!
My Suzuki! Your Suzuki!
My Suzuki!
My eyes! My eyes!
But my eyes are like this.
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
What's going on?!
It was this bad?!
This is bad!
I'm sweating like crazy!
Wow, this is amazing!
I can't do it!
But if you do this, you'll get better?!
Was it fatal that he couldn't overcome his height?
Unfortunately, out of six questions, only two were correct!
This time, the challenger is...
Anarushi!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Yoshimoto.
I see.
You'll laugh at me, won't you?
I see.
Since you're my senior.
Shiragawa!
Me?!
Gussan!
Nice to meet you, partner.
Nice to meet you!
Don't laugh at me!
You're weird!
Don't laugh at me!
Fujiwara Paranishi, 17 years of gaming experience.
Will he be able to show his evolution?
Bokeh!
Time shock!
Say a pun in Paris.
My skin is crispy!
That was close!
Say a pun in English.
Are you an English teacher?!
Give this fish a nickname.
Boraginol!
Say a line in Ono Fukidashi.
Um... Um...
That's 250 yen!
What is this person thinking?
Um...um...what should I do? It's been cold lately, I'll catch a cold tomorrow!
Now show me your face when you go to love4!
Final Start!
Ah, Kyosuke-kun.
What's up with you?
Everyone is already bored of spinning.
When I'm spinning...
Amateurs are a little more interesting, right?
When I'm spinning...
You can't spin now?
I can spin now.
Ah, can I make a lot of gaps?
Ah, sure.
Then...
Hato Mune Nekoze is...
Hato Mune's value!
What kind of language is that?
You decided it on your own!
It's true!
It's 50% off!
I just bought Hato Mune, so I'll buy Hato Mune again!
It's true!
I don't know!
It's 50% off for sure!
Should we stop now?
Next is Nekoze!
Hato Mune Nekoze is...
Nekoze.
Hato Mune Nekoze is...
I don't know!
No matter how many times I look at it...
It's Hato Mune!
Next is Nekoze!
Can you do it one more time?
Ah, you want me to do it twice?
Ah, yes.
Next is...
Nekoze!
It's 100% Nekoze!
Hato Mune Nekoze is...
Nekoze!
Hato Mune Nekoze is...
Hato Mune!
I knew it!
The gag was good after the show, but the question was...
6 questions and 10 answers or 1 question is correct!
The last one is...
Nimura!
It's a thread!
He's already chosen one!
Somehow, it's an ogi!
Ogi is kind!
That's all!
Me?!
But I think this hand is definitely suited for Nimura!
I see!
The one who will give the final answer is...
Matsumoto also acknowledges this project's number one expert...
Summer's Nimura!
Let's go! "Bokeh Time Shock"!
Shout out a word that you think is sexy.
"Chunjiya"!
"Chunjiya"?
What is this monkey asking?
Eh?
Um...
Hawaii's waves...
Say "dajaro" again.
Say "gomen nasai"!
This is bad!
"Gomen nasai"!
The line that comes out of this...
"Onii-chan"!
Give this person a nickname.
"Yume-zou"!
Make a face when you're overjoyed.
"Yume-zou"!
Ah! So close!
"Aiten Stand"!
This is bad! This is bad! This is bad!
This is bad! This is bad!
My neck is sticking out!
This is bad! This is bad! This is bad!
How is it? Is it your first time?
How was it?
It was tough.
That's all for today!
Lincoln! 24-hour, anytime loose phone service!
Once again, on the phone that Lincoln has set up,
there are a lot of worries and advice.
What kind of message will it be?
Now, worries and complaints.
It looks like it's in there now.
Did you tell us everything?
Yes!
Then let's listen right away!
Yes, please!
A loose phone from Yamaguchi Tomomitsu.
Saturday morning, five o'clock.
Shinkansen passing sound.
What the hell is that?!
A loose phone from Nakagawa Keiji.
Saturday morning, five o'clock.
Hello, good morning.
I'm Nakagawa Keiji.
The other day, I was impersonating
a broker who changed his voice.
I've been doing it for a while now.
I'm nervous!
I'm very frustrated, so I'll do it too.
Yes, that's right.
Most of the time,
normal discharge products and normal detergents
are made by men and women.
You're crazy!
Now, Mr. Mamaguchi! You did it again, didn't you?
Like you always do, the one you can do over and over again on the phone.
Right? And now, it's your turn, Reiji.
Yes.
I'm surprised. I've been doing it for a really long time.
I've been doing it since high school.
Ah, you're an amateur!
You lost!
But I was the first one to do it on TV.
Which one of you did it first?
Didn't you do it in high school or around that time?
Well, I was doing exactly the same thing.
I can't believe it.
That's because we can't interfere with it.
You want to make it clear, don't you?
Well, you should do it in person.
The loser will be sealed.
Sealed!
So, which of them is the impersonator of the broker?
Let's seal the story and reveal it first!
Can I have a mosaic like this?
Yes, of course.
Well, I don't think it's bad, but...
Well, people are stupid when they get on it...
Well, you know, 200,000 or 300,000 yen moves at once...
But, you know, the police...
Well, most of them...
Ah, you got one!
You got one!
Next up is Reiji Nakagawa!
I'm... I'm, you know...
When you're chasing someone...
I see.
When you're on the phone...
When you're on the other person's phone...
I see.
Hello? Inoue-san, hurry up and give me my money back!
I'm out of money!
Beep!
Twenty-six yen.
Hey, cut it out, you bastard!
Hurry up and give me my money back, you idiot!
Hey, I've got a lot of friends out there...
I don't care if you beat me up!
Give me my money back, you bastard!
I see.
Well, it's hard to say...
Well, which of you is the impersonator of the broker?
I'm Reiji Nakagawa.
This is bad!
Really?
This is important.
I don't know about this either!
Here I go.
What's a mantis catfish for?
Which is it?
Mantis?!
I'm a mantis!
Mantis?!
"Football Hour" From Goto to Busuden
Friday, May 4th, 21 o'clock.
Hello, good morning. I'm Goto of "Football Hour".
I'd like you to ask me about my partner, Iwao.
I'm talking from where I just came out of the dressing room.
In the dressing room now, Iwao is sitting in front of the mirror for about an hour or so, with his eyebrows down.
I don't know where I want to be. I don't want him to give up on me.
But it looks like he still wants me to think about it, so I called him.
Now, Goto!
Before recording, you usually have your eyebrows trimmed for about an hour.
Why? Do you shave them?
You either shave them or cut them, right?
You trim them?
Yes, but today it hasn't reached you yet, so it's troublesome for you to watch it.
Today?!
You want to look cool, don't you?
So you have your eyebrows trimmed for about an hour, and when you say "we're recording", recording starts, right?
Your nose hair is definitely showing.
Your beard is growing a lot.
It's still blue!
Now it's trimmed for about 30 minutes.
You're holding it up and hiding it from the makeup artist, but...
No, I'm not hiding it!
I'm not hiding it at all!
It's like this.
You're hiding it!
No, no, no!
It's like putting a water seal on a plastic model.
The same thing is impossible.
When you stand up, your nose hair is showing.
But it's hard to trim your eyebrows, right?
It's hard.
You pull out your eyebrows, right?
Yes.
You shave your beard, right?
Even so, this side of your beard is coming out.
I was surprised!
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I was doing my makeup.
As usual, I shave my beard and...
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
A lot of beard powder comes out.
Of course.
My beard doesn't grow anymore.
I don't have any drinking or applying medicine.
I don't know what will work.
I told you to lick your beard once.
I see.
I don't know what will work.
Maybe it will work.
With this, it might come out.
Why? Why do you say that?
I'm a little angry.
Well, I wonder if it will work.
As I was going to leave the makeup room, I heard "bitter" from behind me.
I tried it.
You tried it with meat.
Wow, how much is it?
I think I've kicked all of Ojizo in my life.
Next time on "Rinkan"...
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"Common sense quiz"!
In addition, celebrities check their general common sense.
"Ringan sense common sense quiz"!
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