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*outro music*
Tonight's "Linked Up" is...
"Friendly Downtown" Episode 3!
Will young people get along well with downtown people?
Also, we have a sponsor presentation!
If there's a script in the distance...
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
You're pushing me, aren't you?
Ah! You're late!
You're late!
We have to end this now!
If we don't end this now, we're dead!
Then should we really die?!
Two hours before the studio recording of "Linked Up"...
A member called out one of the cast members to the rehearsal room.
Dad!
What did you say?
I don't know!
What's wrong with you?
If you don't know, we'll...
Who are you talking about?
Have you already stopped that set?
You're cute!
I'm sorry!
Ah! I'm sorry for being late!
No, we're the ones who gathered you here!
So we're sorry for being late!
No, you're not late!
You're late, too!
Please calm down!
You're late, too!
They were called out all of a sudden.
What's the reason for all of them being called out?
I don't think you know why we called you out, but...
Are you ready?
When "Linked Up" starts...
There's a bit of an opening talk, right?
Is there anyone here who's satisfied with the opening talk?
Really?
Idling! Idling!
There's a script, right?
Is there anyone who's read it?
No, there isn't.
Then what is it?
Is it an ad-lib?
No, it's not.
It's definitely an ad-lib right now.
Even though there's a script for "Linked Up",
why is it that "Linked Up" is dissatisfied with the opening talk?
I want everyone to be funny.
When "Linked Up" is like this,
everyone has to be funny,
but people who stand out, people who don't stand out,
if that happens, it's definitely no good.
And everyone says whatever they want in ad-libs,
so the result of the second half sucks in.
Everyone has slipped in ad-libs several times, right?
If it's according to the script, you'll never slip.
That's right, that's right.
If you say whatever you want in ad-libs,
you'll slip or you won't slip, and you'll end up like that.
You'll end up like "madara".
"Madara"?
It's "mura", isn't it?
Everyone, I want to make sure of one thing,
of course you don't want to slip, right?
That's right, right?
If you don't want to slip, there's a good way.
What is it?
Is it a multi-challenge?
Anyway, if you talk according to the script,
everyone will say it's delicious.
So...
Actually, this time, I've written a script that you'll never slip.
I've written a script for the opening talk,
so I'll do the opening as the script says...
The opening of a variety show, I think that's dangerous.
Doing it in ad-libs is even more dangerous!
Actually, one week ago, Ogi and Hagi were making a script for the opening.
And after this, during studio recording,
they decided to do an opening talk with no ad- libs.
What will be revealed in the upcoming rehearsal is...
From now on, in this script,
everyone's lines will be included in the opening talk.
So, let's watch this first.
After rehearsal, we'll have the actual opening talk.
Now, I'd like to read it out loud.
First of all...
Hama-san...
Please say it properly.
Now, the opening will begin.
Five seconds!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Good evening, everyone. I'm Hamada Masatoshi, your host.
Wait a minute.
Yes?
What was that awkward feeling you just had?
Good evening, everyone. I'm Hamada Masatoshi, your host.
I'm Masumoto...
Four!
Masumoto-san, do you have any intention of doing it?
This...
What's "four"?
It's "four".
Is there such a thing?
So, what did you think of it?
It's like...
It's like... you can do it like "four", right?
Four!
Matsumoto Hitoshi, Four!
After Matsumoto Hitoshi, Four, everyone fell down?
That's right.
No, it's not like that. After Matsumoto-san said Four, everyone fell down.
So Four, and the sound came out.
Because of the falling, I have to go even more like this, right?
Is it really okay?
It's okay.
It's over. The host is Amada Matsumoto.
Matsumoto Hitoshi, Four!
Four! Four! Four!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
Matsumoto-san, can you go a little more into the show?
Can I say more?
Gin's face is a little red.
Even after that, Ogi and Hagi's performance continues to heat up.
Why is that?
I don't know what to say.
You can change it if you work hard.
Let's change it.
I don't know what to say.
Chinese cabbage is better than ginseng.
That's right.
Or vegetables?
That's right.
This is the best.
OK!
Everyone, did you remember?
Let's go to the studio!
With this, Keiko's one-hour practice is over and Richdom moves to the studio.
To the audience in the studio who are waiting without knowing anything, will Ogi and Hagi's script talk work?
I'm your host, Hamada Masatoshi!
That's right! I'm a speed violation of comedy!
Yo! 50km/h over!
I'm taking back my comedy license!
Please approve my maintenance!
Please approve!
Wait a minute!
That's funny!
Genius!
It's not genius, it's Chinese cabbage!
Is that vegetable?!
It's not Chinese cabbage, it's Asian cabbage!
Is... is it June now?!
What's with you?! Stop it!
Wasn't that good?!
I don't know why it's June, I don't know what you're talking about!
What's with you?! Stop it!
Fine, fine, fine!
Let's get along!
America and Soviet, what's up with you?!
Yahoo!
What's up with you?!
Bombo!
What's up with you?! You look strong!
Bingo!
Did you hit something?!
Arena!
Yeah!
That's right! Being energetic is number one!
Being energetic is number two!
Being energetic is number three!
Help me!
What's up with you?!
Either is fine!
Right?!
What's up with you?!
Yo! What's up with you band?!
So, what's up with you band is safe now, right?
But, everyone! We have bad news for you!
What's up with you band is disbanded!
Wait a minute!
Hey, what's up with you?!
We don't have to disband!
Hey, stop it!
I can't stop myself today!
This is exactly like...
...the far away and rampant...
...Ogibun Segar!
Mr. Hamamatsu...
...Ogibun says this because...
...Ogibun...
...loves...
...Rinkan.
O...
...Ogibun...
I guess...
...Ogibun...
...took one from me.
Everyone!
This show...
...was created by Ogibun!
Ogibun!
Alright, everyone!
Let's give Ogibun a round of applause!
Ogibun!
Rinkan!
Start!
Um...
...we couldn't find the camera.
At the end...
At the end of the show...
...I was looking up...
At the end of the show...
...we'll start with this segment!
"Friendly Downtown"!
"Friendly Downtown" is a special program prepared for young comedians who want to get to know each other.
Young comedians will have three hours of "friendly" time with each other.
In addition, young comedians will have the privilege of asking each other which of them wants to get to know each other better.
Will young comedians be able to use their "friendliness" and get to know Downtown?
Tokyo was in the snow for the first time in five years.
Due to friendly comedians' wishes, they will be waiting for them at Tokyo Tower.
- It's been a long time. - It's been a long time since we filmed.
- The person who appears today will probably stir up this situation. - He will, won't he?
- This is... - He's got a lot of power.
- Now, the third person! - Who wants to get to know each other better is this person!
- Hello! Nice to meet you!
- Nice to meet you!
- The third person who wants to be friends with Downtown are the Nankai Candies, Yamasato!
- They are 17 years older than Downtown and have worked in the same company for a long time.
- How much of a friend will they be?
- You're the one who brought this bad luck!
- I hope you become friends in your next life!
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
- I hope you two will always be friends in your next life!
- You did it with great courage!
- You don't have that kind of courage in Downtown!
- God is mean, really!
- Now, the third person!
- Who do you want to be friends with?
- Well, I'll go with...
- Mr. Hamada!
- This is the first time for me!
- Until now, everyone has been avoiding me!
- In the past, young comedians have asked their partners for advice.
- When young comedians apologized for their words, they were punished by Mr. Hamada!
- The reason why Mr. Hamada chose Mr. Tameguchi as his partner is...
- What do you mean by that?
- First of all, for one of the big reasons...
- After seeing you for the first and second time...
- I don't want Mr. Hamada's demon-like punishment!
- Well, you know...
- Mr. Iwamoto's ears have been itching for a week now!
- No matter what it is, it's a health problem!
- I see!
- If you want to be friends with me...
- How do you want me to call you?
- Well...
- Just like you, Mr. Matsumoto...
- I'll call you "Hamada"!
- When Mr. Hamada was asked by Mr. Tameguchi for the first time...
- He was punished for using honorifics!
- However!
- I don't like being called "kouhai" (junior)
- You're so kind, Mr. Matsumoto!
- I'll turn on the lights for you, "kouhai" (junior)
- That's terrible!
- The punishment for this time is...
- A machine that makes your ears itch!
- The moment you use honorifics...
- The remote control will send a strong current to your body!
- This is also a show-specific punishment!
- It's okay!
- Even if you get stronger?
- That's it!
- You don't have a bad body, do you?
- I don't have a bad body, but...
- Can you handle a sudden attack?
- I don't think you should get a sudden attack!
- So if you use honorifics properly...
- It's okay!
- It's okay if you use honorifics properly!
- It's okay if you use honorifics properly, right?
- Yes, that's right!
- He immediately puts on the machine!
- The current will be sent to the one who wants to be punished!
- Three hours of friendly time, start!
- Hamada!
- For now...
- I don't have a driver's license...
- So you drive for me!
- Of course!
- Why don't you have a driver's license?!
- You don't have to worry about a driver's license, Hamada!
- By moving in a three-person car prepared by Yamamoto...
- Yamamoto, where do you drive? In the middle?
- Yamamoto, you drive in the middle!
- Yes!
- Can you pull up a little more? - Yes, teacher!
- What is it with you? Don't come over here! - Hey! Yamamoto!
- Don't say such things! - Don't say it!
- You can't say it now, really! Say it in detail!
- Don't say it! - Don't say it! It's weird!
- Don't say it! It's not helpful at all! - Don't say it!
- Don't say it!
Hide
What are you doing?
Take Yuki with you
What are you doing?
Did you see it?
You look like you know what you are doing
What are you doing?
It's already chaotic
But they are heading to their first friendly plan
Who are you talking to?
Where are you going?
I'll put it in the navigation
It's snowing in Tokyo
That's right
Is it crowded or not?
It's not good to drive
That's right
I don't know who you are talking to
Please say your name
Look at me when you talk to me
How was last year's M1?
Amada is coming in
Who is next to you?
When we were watching the show
Matsumoto-san was chewing rice
Shizu-chan got mad
Shizu-chan is like that?
Shizu-chan loves Matsumoto-san
It's strange
Yoshimoto-san is strict
You don't think I'm being sweet, do you?
I see
Maybe
It wasn't good
It was terrible
You are terrible
You are just talking to me
Yamato-san, aren't you getting hungry soon?
I'm hungry now.
I'm hungry.
Hamada, go and buy it.
I'll go and buy it for you.
We used to eat a lot of Lotteria.
I'm not asking you if you eat a lot of Lotteria or not.
It's been a while since we ate Lotteria.
Why don't you say you're sorry for eating Lotteria?
What are you doing?
Leave it to me.
I'll leave it to you, too.
Go and buy something to drink.
Do you like it cold or hot?
I like it cold.
I didn't know you said you like it cold.
It's easier to lose than winning normally.
I'm hungry now.
So, Hamada went to Lotteria to buy something.
I don't know what it is.
Soft-boiled egg and teriyaki burger set.
Can you wait for me for 5 minutes?
What?
Don't wait for me! Go home!
That's right!
Family pack!
Why do you need family pack in front of your family?
Idiot!
Hello!
After waiting for 5 minutes, Hamada finished his shopping and went back to his car in a hurry.
You're late!
What?
Are you serious?
You should eat freshly-made one!
Hey!
Wait a minute! I'll do it!
I'll do it!
I'm sorry!
What?
Ouch!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Stop it!
Is it...
What?
Is it...
A baby burger?
I think so.
This is a baby burger.
What is it?
This is an egg something.
Stop it! Idiot!
This is a burger, too.
This is a baby burger!
Matsumoto-san, are you listening?
This is a baby burger!
Are you kidding me?
Why do you give me a baby burger?
I didn't know it would be like this.
What?
What are you doing? Why do you give me a new burger?
What are you doing with that delicious looking burger?
What are you talking about?
Why?
What are you doing?
I said I have it.
I was about to say "Bero".
You said it first.
I thought you would say it.
What is it?
I said it but you said "rib burger".
Why is it "bero"?
What is it?
You said it first.
What are you doing?
You gave me a baby burger!
I said it first.
You said it first.
This is the best.
You are kind.
You only think about yourself.
After eating, they finally arrive at their destination.
Their first friendly plan is...
I'll take you to a healing place.
What?
I'll take you to a healing place.
What are you talking about?
Aren't we friends?
Healing place?
There is a healing place.
What is it?
It's a pottery class.
What?
Why do we have to do pottery even though it's snowing?
Their first friendly plan is a pottery class.
Yamasato, who is into pottery, wanted them to experience its charm.
What are we going to make today?
I think it would be great if we could make something together.
I'm thinking of making yunomi.
Yunomi is pretty big.
Congratulations!
Let's do it.
Isn't it fast?
It's not fast.
Everyone, look at it.
The teacher will show you how to make it for beginners.
It's getting fun, isn't it?
See? It's getting fun, isn't it?
I'm surprised now.
Knead it like this...
Wow, it's difficult!
Ah, it's difficult!
While complaining, he's completely absorbed in his pottery work.
After that, lift it up a little...
Wow, you're doing it again!
Yes, yes.
Teacher, now...
Lift it up like this with your middle finger and middle finger.
Teacher, it's difficult to close it, isn't it?
Wow, wow, wow!
Masuo-san, you're very delicate!
No, no, no! Closing it is...
But it's a little fun, isn't it?
You...
Wow!
It's really difficult, isn't it?
Teacher, a little...
Hey, are you stupid?!
From now on, you're going to be kicked like this, aren't you?!
Idiot!
Idiot?!
What do you mean "idiot"?!
It doesn't close at all!
You're bad!
Hey, listen! Listen!
Close it a little and lift it up like this.
See? You two can do it, right?
Teacher, where is it? Where is it?
There, push it with your thumb.
Like this?
Yes, yes.
Teacher, where is it? Where is it?
There, push it with your thumb.
Ah! Teacher!
Teacher!
What are you doing?! What are you doing?!
No, no! It's fine! It's fine!
Hey, you bastard!
I'm sorry. I'll do it again.
What are you doing?!
It definitely won't work!
What are you doing?!
No, I'm sorry.
You were able to do it really well just now!
What's wrong with you?
I was doing it really well just now, but because of you...
What do you think?
I'm sorry, I didn't think it would turn out like this.
Don't look at me like that.
I can't do it.
At that moment, Matsumoto...
I can't do it.
Matsumoto-san, I'm sorry, but you...
When you pressed the button, it went up properly.
I said I can't do it!
Doing it like this, like this...
How many times has this guy become a star?
I confirmed it myself.
Two of them were saved.
The first one.
You did it!
Friendly Downtown continues!
Well, you know, the electricity is much better than usual.
I know, right?
Actually, I wanted to make a funny reaction, but it hurt so much that I just pulled it off.
Well, no one will blow it up, though.
The hot water I made at that time, I asked you and the pottery teacher to bake it for me, and it's done today!
Really?
Well, you know...
I didn't want to do it, but...
You've been saying that for a long time, but...
That's right.
Really?
Well, excuse me.
It still looks like that.
Please!
It's good!
It's good, isn't it?
This is for love.
It's good, isn't it?
That's right, that's right!
By the way, please blow up the hot water!
It's good!
It's amazing!
It's stuck!
Look, it's stuck!
That's right.
And finally, this is what I made for Tsukita-san.
Well...
If it's broken, just bake it.
But if you turn it around, electricity will flow, so it will be like this.
It's like okonomiyaki when it's broken.
Friendly Downtown.
As it's snowing harder and harder, they head to their next friendly plan destination.
Hey!
It's snowing, so be careful!
Hey, let's go home!
We don't have a choice!
You're pushing it!
You're pushing it too much!
Hey!
Put it back!
We really have to end this now!
Put it back!
Friendly Plan 2.
Batting Center!
They were supposed to relieve their daily stress, but...
Unfortunately, it's snowing like this!
I know you can do it!
You definitely don't want to do it in a situation like this!
What?!
Well...
Tsukita!
I don't have it
If you don't have it, I'll hit you!
You're mean!
I want it!
I'm sure you'll enjoy it!
I don't want it!
Let's play a game!
Let's do it together!
We can't do it together, let's go!
Go?
I didn't feel like reacting
It's cold!
It's freezing!
I don't have a bat!
Let's do it here!
I don't have a bat!
There's a bat here!
I brought it!
Give it to me!
I said I don't have it!
Take it!
It's too heavy!
I can't do it!
Just one is enough!
I'll go first!
Why me?
That's not it!
You have to hit me at this timing!
You're mean!
Wait!
Hit me properly at least once!
I'm sorry!
It wasn't supposed to be like this!
That's good!
It's fun, right?
Why me?
It's not a lie!
It's over.
It's the worst.
There are many medals of the same amount.
But I know. I don't know what it is.
Why don't you do it, Mr. Hamada?
Do it.
I don't know if I can get along with him because I did it.
Wait a minute!
If you call me "Hamada", I'll call you "this guy" instead of "Yama-chan".
But you know, when you get it in your hands...
Stop it!
Oh, I got it!
I got it! I got it!
I think you've gotten used to being my friend.
I'm looking at you with pride.
I don't want to be your friend.
All right!
Mr. Hamada, this is...
Oh!
Mr. Hamada!
You've gotten better.
This is...
Damn it!
What?!
Mr. Hamada?!
I thought you could do it a little more.
No, I know.
This is terrible.
It's worse than "Yama-chan".
Wow, that's good.
That one finally got a hit.
Wow, that's great!
I see.
You got it, didn't you?
If you don't do it, you won't get used to it.
Wow!
Why can't you keep doing it?!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
This has nothing to do with you guys being friends.
But...
I'll leave this with you, Mr. Hamada.
Wait a minute!
Leave this with me!
Yama-chan, put in the medal.
Put in the medal!
All right!
When will you come?
If you come before me...
If you come before me, it's dangerous!
You're in the way!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
You can't hit me!
Um...Yama-chan...
It's my intuition, but...
If you make a fuss here...
Hamada will probably end the filming here!
With their bodies moving and their sweat dripping...
The three of them head for their next destination.
But you know...
What?
You've done it a few times, haven't you?
But...
I haven't done it a few times!
Seriously.
But...
I feel like I've done it a few times.
By the way...
Does the Shinkansen...
run on green lights?
No! Of course not!
Only Shimizu-chan runs on green lights.
Shimizu-chan is a girl,
so she might run on green lights.
You're terrible.
Why do girls run on green lights?
It's weird.
I thought it would be bad if I didn't get tired.
But you're lucky.
I don't think I've seen it yet.
You were in a club before that, right?
That's right.
What did you do?
I was in a club with other men.
You were in a club with other men?
Yes, I was in a club with other men.
Shizu-chan was sometimes very erotic.
I don't think you can say that anymore.
That's right.
When I was about to reach my limit, I called out to her.
I said, "If it's her, I won't feel guilty."
I see.
Yes.
You're terrible!
There is a nice place here.
What is it?
You just scraped it off!
What is it?
Soul bar! Soul bar!
Soul bar!
It's cool!
It's amazing!
Come in! Come in!
Oh, hello!
Good evening!
Friendly Plan 3 Soul Bar
Through their part-time jobs, they go to a place where entertainers grew up.
I'm looking forward to it!
What do you usually do when you come to a place like this?
At a time like this, I guess I'll make cocktails.
Seriously?!
Seriously!
Then, what do you recommend?
Then you choose it for me!
Then, rather than me choosing it...
You two...
I'm going to make a cocktail now.
Seriously?!
I have experience with bars.
Really?!
This is an unexpected development!
Then, you're going to make something different for me, right?
Of course!
You're going to make something different for me, right?
Of course!
I don't like it too sweet.
Cocktail...
I can't stand cocktails.
Oh, you're good!
I don't know why you're looking at me like that.
So, you're going to call this a bar?
That's right.
It's kind of green, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's bad for you.
Why are you looking at me like that?
What do you call this?
It's good. What do you call it?
What do you call this?
It's good. What do you call it?
It's bad for you.
Then, you're not going to do it, right?
You didn't decide it, right?
Your eyes are swimming!
Oh, yes.
I'm going to ask Mr. Bahama to do it.
What are you saying?
Stop it, you!
Why are you closing your eyes?
It's bad for you.
This one is worse for you.
This one is my best friend.
I haven't decided yet.
Cheers!
How is it? Good, isn't it?
It only tastes like Listerine.
That much?
Don't celebrate it like that!
You shouldn't wear it in 20 minutes.
Also, a special present from Yamasato...
Since you're here, let's play a song together.
Seriously?
Seriously.
We can't do that here.
Tell love, love me sing
Love me, love me do
You didn't go home yet?
Same process
Love me, love me do
Can I say something?
Sure.
I think we should have stopped when it started snowing.
Thank you.
While "love me, tender" sounded empty, Yamasato's friendly plan ended here.
Yama-chan, what do you think?
Do you think we should have stopped?
No, we shouldn't have stopped.
We can't stand the pain.
It's too realistic.
You can only pull it out of your body.
We wanted you to react more.
Was it your shoulders and arms?
Arms, yes.
Would it be okay if we did it in a different place?
On a stick?
On your nose?
No, we shouldn't have done it.
We should have done it when it started snowing.
We were in a terrible situation.
The radio waves were loud enough to change our gender.
"Rinkan-en", 24 hours, anytime, loose phone service.
Tonight, on the loose phone that "Rinkan-en" has installed, there will be a lot of worries and advice.
What kind of message will it be?
It looks like you still have a lot of worries.
Did you put them in?
Yes!
Then let's listen to it!
Saturday, 10 am, 12 minutes.
This is "Cunning" Takeyama.
This year, I've been told that I'm not good enough, so I'm thinking about quitting.
I've been thinking about it at home.
No matter how you think about it...
I don't know how to quit "Rinkan-en".
If there's a good way to quit "Rinkan-en", I'd like you to tell me.
That's why I called you.
Now, let's start!
Takeyama!
I don't know how to cut it.
That's right. I've been thinking about it at home.
I asked Rinkan to cut it, but I thought he was just quiet.
What makes you cut bamboo shoots?
I'm always told that I'm uncivilized, and I cut them randomly.
You're uncivilized.
To be honest, I've never been that angry.
Well, well, you're graduating, right?
No, not now, not now!
Not now, not now!
I think it's now, but it's not easy to cut it.
It's hard to cut bamboo shoots when you're angry.
That's right.
You should talk to your manager about it.
To see if you're going to keep doing it or not.
Not now!
Yes, yes, yes.
No, no, Matsuno-san, it's hard to cut bamboo shoots, so I can't answer you.
I don't know. I'm dead.
Then should we really die?
Let's die!
It's 5 o'clock, 5 o'clock, 6 o'clock on a Friday.
Yes?
Well, I know you're busy, but...
Recently, I've been listening to English conversation.
I've been thinking about whether or not I should put English in my English conversation.
So first of all, I'm going to...
put English in my English conversation.
Okay, okay.
Today is Friday, okay?
I like Friday, okay?
Because...
Friday is...
very, very exciting!
Bye-bye.
What?!
What's wrong with you?
I've studied English for a while, and I have to speak it in order to remember it.
So I thought it would be good to put English in my English conversation.
Why did you master English?
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, when I went abroad...
It's nothing more than I thought it would be.
I wonder if everyone is misunderstanding something.
That's right! Everyone is misunderstanding something!
News from Speed Wagon
It's Friday afternoon at 20 minutes.
This is Speed Wagon.
We are now at the location of the main store for work.
We found something very nice, so we called you without thinking.
Matsumoto-san and Hamada-san's shoes are on sale at the store.
It's a downturn that can change the world.
- Look! - What is it? - A hangar? - That's right. - What is a hangar?
- We were in Hong Kong for a shoot. - Yes.
We were walking normally and suddenly we saw some Japanese characters.
Suddenly we saw "Matsumoto Hitoshi", "Hamada Masatoshi" written on a hangar.
- We took a picture of it. - Really? - What is this?
"Matsumoto Hitoshi", "Hamada Masatoshi" written on a hangar.
- We took a picture of it. - Really? - What is this?
- Look! - Wow! - What is this?
- How much was it? - 5,000 yen.
- It's a good price! - It's a good price!
We asked the clerk and he said it's a happy Japanese four-letter word.
- We asked the clerk and he said it's a happy Japanese four-letter word. - It's not a four - letter word at all!
But there is one thing we're sorry about.
Even though people know Hong Kong and its name, they don't know where we are!
- We're in the opposite direction! - It's the opposite! - We're in that direction!
- We're in the opposite direction!
The Unseen Actor from Bibiru Oki
- It's crazy! - It's crazy!
It's crazy! The Unseen Actor from Bibiru Oki
Hello! This is Bibiru Oki.
It may be faster to say "over me" than "over me".
I've been saying it a lot.
I haven't had a terrible job lately.
It's terrible.
For the sake of the time when I'm free, I'd like you to tell me the best way to get rid of a woman.
I'm calling you now.
The first comedian to kill someone is...
I'd like to try it.
I'm sorry for being late.
Well, good bye!
- Good bye? - What's good bye?
- What do you mean? - The first comedian to kill someone is...
I don't know how you attack me.
Isn't it too old-fashioned?
- I'd like you to do it. - At night?
- Yes.
I do it a lot.
Let's say the date is over.
I'd like you to tell me the best way to get rid of a woman.
Miyasako, please.
The first way to get rid of a woman is...
This is scary.
- Is it okay? - Yes.
- It's time for me to go home. - See you.
- Oh, sorry. Wait a minute. - Yes?
- Well, I know it's embarrassing, but... - Yes?
- I want to see you like this. Can you stay with me until morning?
- No, it's not like that!
- Next up is OKI. What is OKI's most exciting joke?
- The one that excites you. - The one that excites a woman.
- The usual one. - The usual one, then.
- Well, I'm going home. - Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, can I go eat hotpot with you?
- What are you talking about? - I'm not saying that!
- You're saying that!
- What are you doing?
- I won't say anything. - You're not doing anything, are you?
- I won't! - No, you're not.
- Just go ahead and eat it. - No, no, you're not.
- I paid for the meal.
- No, at the end of it...
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
And when it comes to Kudoki Monk, this man, Ozawa's decisive phrase that women always fall for is...
It's sweet!
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I knew it, this is where Ozawa will make his final decision.
It's okay if it's ordinary, right?
Ordinary?
What is this?
It's okay if it's ordinary, right?
If it's ordinary, it's this.
Then let's go.
Let's go.
If you push me, I'll go in.
Ah, it's about time for me to go home.
Wait a minute.
You might go home and sleep alone, but your bed is defective, right?
Huh?
Your bed and I will sleep together and complete it.
It's sweet!
What's up with your dancing?
It's low-quality dancing!
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