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[outro]
Isn't it weird? Isn't this location really weird?
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Tonight's Linkin' Up is...
Even though I'm not wearing wings, it's a complete legend.
After the rain, Miyasako presents...
"Linkin' Up! Papa's World"!
Each member will visit a shop to buy a Christmas present for their children.
However...
I'm really going to kill you!
His teeth are going to break!
In the quick challenge, the regular team and the young team will clash!
Please be careful of this.
Why didn't you say anything for ten seconds?!
If the referee starts complaining...
It'll be over.
Right after this!
Here it is!
What's this?!
Matsumoto Presents! Let's remove the wall of Hamada Island!
And...
I'll take full responsibility!
Otohada Presents! A photo bus tour that you should never miss out on!
We've done all kinds of entertainment presents projects so far!
And tonight's presenters are...
Ameagari Kenshi and Miyasako!
It's Christmas!
In front of the tree...
And there's one more!
Another celebrity!
He'll be here again!
Good morning!
What are you doing today?
Today?
Can you take a quick look at these guys and tell me what you think of them?
"What do you think of them?" I don't know much about them...
What are you saying?!
There's something in common, including you, Hamada-san!
Of course!
Of course there is!
The five of you have something in common...
You're all married!
And you have kids!
Thank you!
You're crazy!
You're like a married man!
No!
That was too delicate of you!
Today, I, Miyasako, will be giving you a present!
It's the "Rinkan Papa's Shop"!
Miyasako came up with a project...
Rinkan Papa, help me!
It's a fun project where you can go and buy your children's Christmas presents with only Papa's Entertainment!
Hamada-san, you're the president!
Yes, I am!
You're the oldest of us!
Yes, I am!
By the way, how old are you, Hamada-san?
I'm 93 years old!
93 years old?!
I'm an adult!
Do you think I'm an adult?!
What?!
93?!
I'm fat!
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
You're completely fat!
It's a delicate problem...
First of all, I, Miyasako...
Miyasako, Riku-kun...
I don't have wings, but I'm a complete angel!
No, you're not!
Are you Rinku's stepson?
Now?!
Yes, I'm four years old!
He's been cute for four years!
Rinkan is cute?!
He's cute?!
He's amazing!
Rinkan Papa's Shop starts with a slightly different Nagoya tone than usual!
First, to find a present for Miyasako Rinkan,
Papa and friends head to Toitorus.
However, in this little planned village,
the members of Hamada University have made a plan!
Wow!
The kids are so excited!
What is this?!
Wow!
Hana-san, this is huge!
Wow, it's huge!
Oh!
It's a Moose King!
What?
Moose King?
Moose King is really popular right now, kids!
Really?!
Please choose!
Isn't Moose King the most expensive one?
I'll be honest with you, but Miyasako's son's present?
Either way, it's either way.
What?!
Huh?
What do you mean, "son"?
I don't have wings, but I'm excited!
Hey!
And so, Rinkan's Papa has decided to give Moose King a Christmas present!
How much is it?
It's surprisingly expensive!
It's 7,690 yen.
Oh, that's quite expensive!
That's quite expensive!
For a four-year-old kid, 7,800 yen is quite expensive!
It's a good choice!
I'm happy about it!
Excuse me!
Please!
And so, Miyasako's plan was to use the show's project to have Hamada give kids a Christmas present!
It's your son's present, isn't it?!
Um...
Why is it my present?!
My son is also Hamada-san's junior!
Of course, Hamada was eager to do it!
And so, Miyasako's actions were...
I don't want to say anything bad about it!
But, please look at this!
What is it?
For Hamada-san, I'll give you a present!
Huh?!
Really?!
For a four-year-old kid?!
Please look at this!
Wow!
It's similar!
It's really similar!
I love you, Hama-chan!
Wow!
And...
It's really hard to make a picture like this.
So I made it into a T-shirt.
Wow!
I want you to feel it all year long.
So I made a calendar.
January and February.
It's always Hamada-san!
It's Hamada-san calendar!
Wow!
Chairman!
I'll wear it!
Chairman, I'm sorry!
Chairman!
But I don't have my wallet with me.
Please give me your wallet!
Oh, I found it!
It's a real wallet!
A Christmas present for Riku-kun!
7,697 yen!
It's expensive!
I'm sure of it!
I'm so happy!
I don't like it!
It's fun!
Let's go to the next one!
Next one!
Hamada-san can't accept the money being paid one- sidedly.
But Papa's party has just begun!
Meanwhile, Hamada-san's unexpected situation...
Hamada-san, how is it?
Are you talking a lot with your third year middle school student son?
I think we're getting to know each other better.
When you go up to elementary school, everyone follows you around.
Like Mimura-san's children and Miya-san's children.
They get to know you.
When that happens, do you get bullied as children?
When I was a kid, I was bullied by Ikue-san and To-san and Machiaki-san.
I see.
Even my friend's mother was on TV.
At first, I was like, "Oh, everyone is on TV."
That's amazing!
I was like, "Oh, everyone is on TV."
That's amazing!
It doesn't matter if it's a lie or not.
At home, I'd watch TV like this.
For example, I'd come out.
Me and Matsumoto.
We'd be like this.
You'd compare us?
We'd be like this.
Huh? You're here? Why are you here?
At first.
When you were little?
That's right! I'd watch TV like this.
I wasn't a kid.
After Linkern's father's show,
the next item on the list is a Christmas present for Mimura's granddaughter, Ion-chan.
On their way, they see a rich collection of Rika- chan dolls.
It's Mimura!
Wow!
She's cute, isn't she?
She's super cute!
It's all Rika-chan!
I'm not a girl, so I don't really go to places like this.
She's cute.
She makes me nervous.
In a different atmosphere, the dads discover Rika- chan!
Wow!
It's a diamond!
Oh, I see.
There's a diamond on her shoes, too.
It's 3 million yen.
I guess I'll go with this one.
What's that?
It looks like you can change into it.
You can make an original Rika-chan.
Should we do it?
I want to do it!
Everyone's wearing it now.
I want to do it!
I'm not wearing it!
You're wearing it a lot.
I'm not wearing it!
The dads will make one and only Rika-chan in the world...
and give it to Rion-chan as a gift!
Let's be serious and choose one.
There are a lot of small ones.
Kate's panties.
This one.
So everyone's taste will be tested, right?
That's right!
If you take one step wrong, you're in trouble!
Original Rika-chan release!
Let's start with president Hamada.
What do you think of this one?
It's hot!
What is it?
It's terrible.
But you said "good evening" and "it's hot" but you're wearing it like this.
I want to do it!
But you're wearing it like this.
It's cold!
Everyone's admiring you!
I'm doing it for you!
You're wearing it like this!
What?
You're the worst.
Next, Mimura casually coordinated Rika-chan.
And Koumoto made Rika-chan go out.
Her active style with her coat off is charming!
Rika-chan in black is complete!
Miyasako is coordinating with celebrities.
How much is this gorgeous Rika-chan?
"This is pink for your skin." "Really?" "Yes."
30,000 Yen.
From five handmade Rika-chan,
what will Mimura-papa choose for Ion-chan's Christmas present?
Give me all of them.
"What?" "Everything you don't need."
All of them.
"Ah, you bought quite a lot." "Yes."
Most of them are like this price.
That's not true.
Ion likes you.
First of all, I want to give you this.
A heart necklace.
That's great!
Furthermore, from Ion-chan,
a special present that will move her heart is...
My daughter really made it.
Hamada Santa.
Hama-chan Santa.
Isn't it cute?
It's a chestnut.
It even has a letter.
To Hama-chan.
My name is Mimura Ion.
Did you feel pain when you were thrown a pie?
Was the pie sweet?
I tried my best to make Hama-chan Santa.
That's...
Chairman...
I'm happy.
I'm in trouble now.
You guys are so dirty.
The action of Hamada, who received a heart-filled handmade present, is...
I'll buy it!
Wow! Thank you! Thank you!
I'll definitely pay you back!
Can I have your permission?
You're so funny.
I'm sorry!
Now you know that he's really, really arrogant.
Next up is "The Thread of Marriage".
What did the father choose for his child who is due in April?
He headed for a stylish city, Ebisu.
I have a family background and I'm a bit of a celebrity.
When will you be born?
In April.
Around the end of April.
That's why you should be born before you're born!
Even here, questions are concentrated on President Hamada!
Do you think your son looks like you?
My older brother looks like me.
If you're a middle-aged man, you must be quite tall.
I'm tall!
If you look at me from behind, I think you look like me.
What will you do if your son wants to become a comedian?
I'll tell him it's impossible.
It's not that easy.
Do you have any dreams for the future?
I'm in a band and I play bass.
I'll tell him it's impossible if I have to.
If you say anything more than President Hamada, I'll beat you up.
That's a big action.
It's a little sad, but it's okay.
The place where Papa's family has arrived is a celebrity's baby shop.
This is a high-end store that specializes in European baby products.
Baby clothes?
From the time President Hamada was born until he was about one year old.
I see.
No, you can't have a dog car!
What are baby clothes?
What do you think, celebrity couple?
What?
They're actresses' children.
I'm jealous.
Since this book was released, you can change your clothes every day.
The name of the book is in French.
It's a one-week skin care set.
Wow!
That's good.
Don't introduce me to that kind of thing!
Thank you.
For now.
And you...
Why are you "for now"?
This book is by a Greek ambassador.
Greek?
Greek!
The ambassador?
It's blue and pink here.
Blue and pink?
What are you talking about?
It's cheap, isn't it? 15,000 yen.
I don't care about that kind of thing.
You know the store, don't you?
Go to the store and see for yourself how much it is!
For now.
For now, what are you talking about?
Actresses' children.
If you don't mind, I'd like you to look at this.
It's been a while since I've seen a baby like this.
Wow!
Cute!
Today...
A letter from my family...
Wow!
A letter from Hamada Itoda's favorite person!
Can I read it?
Yes, of course.
Wow!
It's moving.
Can you play that music for me?
To Mr. Hamada...
Yes?
Thank you for always taking care of me.
The baby in my belly is growing up well now.
It will be born in April.
I don't know if it's a boy or a girl yet...
If it's a boy...
I'd like to name him...
Mr. Masato...
From the name of Mr. Hamada.
Wow!
I'd like him to be a nice man like Mr. Hamada.
I'm looking forward to it.
Itoda...
Setsuko...
Huh?
Setsuko?
Huh?
Isn't it Yumi?
No, her real name is Yumi.
Who is Setsuko?
Setsuko is my mother.
What?
Are you crazy?
Who are you to ask me for a letter?
While Setsuko is writing a letter...
the clerk has already started broadcasting.
I don't like this kind of thing.
Chairman...
Can I say this, too?
I have a two-year-old boy...
A two-year-old boy...
Mr. Minura also asked the chairman for a gift for his little brother Yuu.
How much is this?
It's 10,000 yen.
Chairman...
A two-year-old boy...
will teach his sister how to make Mr. Hamada.
What did a two-year-old boy make for Mr. Hamada?
This is Mr. Hamada.
Wow!
This is...
He did it until I left home.
Mr. Hamada made this on his own.
It's really...
It's crazy, isn't it?
This location is really crazy.
I didn't say anything...
Mr. Hamada...
It's high-end doggo.
Well, chairman...
Chairman...
Chairman!
Until now...
Mr. Hamada has spent more than 120,000 yen...
and now his dad is paying back!
The last gift is...
Where will he buy a toy car for his two-year-old son, Kotaro, who wants a toy car?
It's CARDINA, which handles the highest-class company!
Look at this!
Straight Hammer!
I'm making a reservation.
I can't get it, so I have to make a reservation in advance.
I've been riding this all the time, but...
You hurt me!
Wow!
How much is it?
8,92,000 yen.
8,92,000 yen?
No way!
Don't do it!
I have a camera, but I'll kill you!
I won't say it!
Don't say it!
It's ugly!
You scared me!
Is it a badge or something?
No, it's not.
Would you like to see it?
What is it?
It's a hammer.
What?
Here it is!
It's so ugly!
No, it's not.
It's electric.
You can ride it.
Wow!
It's fast!
It has a lot of power.
I'm scared!
It's scary!
It's good for kids.
How much is it?
It's 160,000 yen including tax.
It's cheaper than that.
What is it?
That's it.
I'm 2 years old.
I love you so much!
Ouch!
I love you so much!
Ouch!
I'm jealous of you.
Why do you like me?
You're funnier than me.
And you have a cool face!
Of course you like me!
Shut up!
You're 2 years old.
Actually, my son...
He's a butcher.
What?
I want you to ask me something.
Your son?
It's true!
Kotaro gave Hamada a voice message.
Pay attention to Hamada's reaction when he heard his 2-year-old voice.
Hamada...
- Hamachan... - Hamachan...
- Grandpa... - Grandpa...
- Car... - Car...
- Buy it... - Buy it...
- Don't make me say it!
- Do you want it? - I want it!
- Tomotomo-kun, do you want a car? - Yes!
- Yes!
- What kind of noodles do you want me to make you eat? - Noodles!
- Noodles!
- Are you kidding me?! - Noodles!
When I asked him if he thought it was cute or not...
- Of course it's cute! - Of course it's cute!
- Can you use this card? - Yes.
- Oh, that one. - That one.
- But you know, with these three's money... - Yes.
- If you say you only have 160,000 or 170,000... - Yes.
- How much do you think it is? - I don't think it's much.
- I understand! Excuse me for a moment! - What is it?
- Can you wait for a moment? - What is it?
- Can you wait for a moment? - What do you want me to do?
In order for Hamada to pay back 160,000 yen...
Koumoto takes an unbelievable action!
- What is it? - What is it?
- Hamada! - Hamada!
- Is it for real? - Is it for real?
- Koumoto...
- I'm nervous. - Say something!
- I'm nervous! - I'm nervous!
- You're going to pay back for this? - Well, you know...
It's not an inhuman act, but...
I'm going to talk about something adult-related, so wait for me here.
- Kotaro, come here. - Come and play with Miyasako.
- Don't look at me. - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
- Don't look at Kotaro. - I'm sorry.
I get it!
- Kotaro, you're going to pay back for this? - Yes, I am!
- I'm going to talk about something adult-related, so wait for me here. - Stop it!
- You're going to pay back for this?
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
Hamada, who lost his cash in his wallet, pays back with a card.
- A card... - You're going to use a card?
Kotaro, you should go home and tell your wife what you said.
- I'm going to use a card. - Let's do it.
- It's more fashionable. - It is.
- It's true. - It's true.
- It's 160,000 yen. - I said 160,000 yen, but it's 170,000 yen.
- That's right. - That's right.
- Today, we tried to make you happy. - That's right.
- We tried to make you happy. - That's right.
I don't have to make you happy.
You can beat me up now.
I'll beat you up and then beat you up.
It's ridiculous.
- Shall we go? - Yes, let's go.
- Hamada, it's really nice to meet you. - It's nice to meet you too.
- I hope we can spend more time together in the future. - Me too!
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- Thank you for everything. - Thank you for everything.
- You're welcome.
- You're welcome, you're welcome. - You're welcome, you're welcome.
- Let's go get some drinks. - Yes, let's go.
As a result, President Famada has paid 293,497 yen in total.
Let's go back to where we left off!
What? You're going to get beaten up for just dropping it like that?!
Today's Quick Showdown is...
...a competition between five regular contestants and five young contestants.
First, both teams will reveal their answers!
MC Hamada will decide which one is more interesting, and the losing team will reveal their answers!
The winning team will be the final winner of the showdown!
Excuse me, but could you please take it off?
Is this the cause of the letters?
Now, the young team's choice.
You've appeared in this show before, haven't you?
Thanks to you, I've been asking for you to appear in other songs as well.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
It's my first time.
Who appeared last time?
Me!
I see.
Are you okay with this comment?
No, but I think it's okay.
If you say nothing, it's no good.
If it's no good, we'll change it right away.
I see!
It can't be helped since we want to appear first.
You, don't lick my stomach!
Now, let's go!
The topic of the first round is...
Let's go!
What is the name of the detective who became a bodyguard in "The Sun Is Shining"?
Let's go!
Quick focus.
Start!
Now, it's time to answer!
Look at him!
Everyone!
Look at him!
Go! Be more active!
What am I supposed to do?
What are you doing?
You're supposed to be a detective!
The results of each team's consultation...
The winner of the first round is decided!
Let's go!
The winner of the first round is...
Is it "hogara" or "keiji" (police)?
That's what I was asked about!
The winner of the first round is...
free
Isn't it "free" or "worker"?
That's right!
Which one is "free"?
I don't care which one is "free"!
It's hot in here, so it doesn't matter.
It's hot in here, too!
Are you okay?
It's hot in here, too!
It's not like that!
That being said...
The regular selection will be decided by the Nakagawa brothers with the momentum of "hachiku"!
The regular selection is full of inferiority!
Will it be defeated as it is?
The vice-president is here!
The name of the police who became "boss" is...
"boss"!
I don't know...
"boss" or "bosster"!?
I don't know either!
"boss" and "bosscker"!?
That's what it's called!
How dare you!
The name of the police who became "boss" is...
"boss"!
The name of the police who became "boss" is...
"boss"!
You don't say that word, do you!?
You don't say it!
So, let's be "boss" and "boss"...!
Even if it's "botsu", it's still "yayakoshi" (difficult)
Even if it's "boshi", it's still "yayakoshi" (difficult)
Younger generation selection
Self-protection!
What is the name of the detective who became "botsu" in "Sunset"?
"Wankurudeka" (big wankuru)
It's decided, it's included in the schedule
Wankurudeka
The next drama is...
"Reyaki"!
What is the name of the detective who became "botsu" in "Sunset"?
"Tsusomage" (dumpling)
It's decided, it's included in the schedule
Tsusomage
Reyaki
What is the name of the detective who became "botsu" in "Sunset"?
"Odeki" (head down)
You always say that...
Every time you say it, you say "odeki"
Put it on his shoulder!
I can feel the rhythm of his shoulders.
I don't want to!
I don't want to do that!
How lousy!
That's not fair!
(screams)
I don't want that!
That's not fair!
Can I do it for him?
I would love to do it for you, but I don't know how to do it.
Finally, it's the grand prize!
Yes, let's go.
The prize for the detective who got caught in the sun is...
A huge shoulder pad.
Mr. Yamamoto wins!
Will the regular people, who were defeated by young players, get their revenge?
The next song is...
Godzilla
The moment you feel like "Peter Pan, the eternal child, has gotten older recently" is...
Let's go. Quick focus.
Start!
Time's up!
Stop the game!
You should listen to him!
As you can see, both teams lost in the second round.
Will the regular people get their revenge?
The moment you feel like "Peter Pan, the eternal child, has gotten older recently" is...
It's like a
You should have seen his face in the past!
Why did you bring it to the front?
It's a target, isn't it?
The front!
The moment you feel like "Peter Pan, the eternal child, has gotten older recently" is...
I'm scared when I get off.
Young players!
The regular people!
The moment you feel like "Peter Pan, the eternal child, has gotten older recently" is...
You were shocked when you woke up in the morning, weren't you?
The pillow smells.
The dog hair is amazing!
The dog hair is so thick that you can't make another head!
Young players!
Now, Shunken, the moment you felt like "Guitar-pan has gotten older recently" is...
I'm scared of birds.
I used to have a bird in my house.
It's amazing, isn't it?
I used to be friends with birds when I was little.
But now I'm scared of birds.
I've gotten used to it.
I've gotten used to the fear of birds.
I want to go over there, but because of the birds I have to go over here.
I'm also scared of Captain Cook's swarm.
Captain Cook's swarm is noisy!
But I've gotten used to a lot of things.
It's noisy!
Isn't it because it's new?
Young players!
Now, Captain Cook, the moment you felt like "Guitar-pan has gotten older recently" is...
It's already...
I still have a phlegm.
That's all you can say!
I can't wear a harness anymore.
You can't wear a harness anymore!
Young players!
This is bad!
Now, Captain Cook, the moment you felt like "Guitar-pan has gotten older recently" is...
Please challenge me, Captain Cook.
Okay...
I'm going to say "turtle" directly!
I see.
That topic is...
Saten-san, go back to your team!
This is bad. This is bad.
Can I say something?
Yes, what is it?
Just in case...
Why did you turn it off? Why did you turn it off?
Did you turn it off already?
I want to see it! I want to see it!
Did you turn it off already?
It's over, so I'll turn it off.
Cool!
Cool, huh?
I want to see it! I want to see it!
I want to see it!
It would be funny if there was something slippery.
What is that?
I want to see it! I want to see it!
Go ahead! Go ahead!
The moment you realized you lost money recently.
I like fish more than meat.
This is good! This is good!
This is good!
Where did you buy it? Where did you buy it?
I bought it.
Regular selection. But it didn't come out. Two losses in a row.
Three losses in a row is bad!
This is bad!
Here is the last question!
What is it? What is it?
When you wake up in the morning, there is a button on your forehead.
Now, what happens if you press it?
Let's go!
Start!
Time's up!
He is a genius!
I don't know at all.
It looks like a chimba.
Everyone! Show him what you are doing!
What are you doing?
That's enough!
As you can see in the third round, will regular players be able to protect their pride?
Let's start with the regular players!
When you wake up in the morning, you have a button on your forehead!
So, what will happen if you push it?
You win!
Curtain, shaa!
The curtains at home are all shaa!
It's fun!
But you can't close it with your hands!
As you can see in the third round, when you wake up in the morning, you have a button on your forehead!
So, what will happen if you push it?
You win!
That's a great button!
The regular players!
Let's start with the regular players!
When you wake up in the morning, you have a button on your forehead!
So, what will happen if you push it?
One day goes by fast!
Fast!
On days like "today went by fast"
you have a button on your forehead!
You win!
That was close!
Now, the middle players!
When you wake up in the morning, you have a button on your forehead!
So, what will happen if you push it?
You have one more button on your stomach!
That's right!
If you push it, you have one more button on your stomach!
The regular players!
You can do it!
Great!
Miyasako has three buttons!
Will there be five buttons?
You can do it!
You win!
When you wake up in the morning, you have a button on your forehead!
So, what will happen if you push it?
The toast will get burnt!
It will get burnt!
It was going so well,
but it got burnt!
The way you say it!
It got burnt!
The way you say it!
It's not like you say it for real!
It got burnt!
The way you say it!
It got burnt!
You win!
When you wake up in the morning, you see a button on your forehead.
What happens when you push it?
You get sunburned.
The truth is deep.
I can't explain it.
You win!
Now, Shuken.
Yes.
When you wake up in the morning, you see a button on your forehead.
What happens when you push it?
You get sunburned.
What happens when you push it?
You get sunburned.
When you wake up in the morning, you see a button on your forehead.
What happens when you push it?
You get sunburned.
Ok, Taisho, we get up in the morning and there's push button on your forehead!
Ok, if you press it, you will be out of the city.
Oh, I hate the city.
What kind of song is it?!
Oh, I hate the city.
What kind of song is it?!
Stop it!
Isn't this a city?
It looks like a school.
Young people's world!
When you wake up in the morning, there's a button on your forehead.
What happens if you press it?!
Bang!
He said it!
The answer is...
Young people's world!
Thank you!
I was suspicious of the judges' fairness.
Why are you being pushed by young people?
I can't get past the safe when I'm scared!
Which one is more fun?
Please be careful of the veteran's narrow- mindedness.
We'll prove it with integrity!
If you start complaining to the judges, it's over!
The worries and worries that the entertainers have,
and also their complaints about Rinkan,
we will tell you whatever you want!
Rinkan, 24 hours, always available service starts now!
The messages from the entertainers keep coming in!
What kind of screams are in there?
Wow!
There are so many messages!
Everyone, buy it and get it!
There are so many messages!
There are more messages than we expected!
There are so many messages!
Then let's go!
First of all, here!
The messages from Hosshan!
Sunday, 5pm and Monday, 4pm!
Wow!
Usuden from Hosshan.
Sunday, 5pm and 6pm, 4pm! Wow!
Hello, this is Hosshan. Good morning.
Yesterday's recording ended and after that, Matsumoto- san took me out for a drink.
Now, I'm back at this time.
Until then, I wondered what I was doing.
Quick shopping.
Until now, I was doing quick shopping.
After that, I don't know what I was doing for lunch.
I'm back.
Until this late...
I was wondering what I was doing.
I was buying 200 items.
I was wondering what I was doing for lunch.
Matsumoto-san said, "If you combine electrical appliances and animals, you can make something new."
Everyone was laughing, so I thought it was a dog kiss.
It's nothing!
Matsumoto-san counted 10 seconds for each topic.
Run! Run! Catch!
I was so excited!
When I got home, I was exhausted.
That's how I remembered the discomfort of visiting.
Busuden from Yamaguchi Tomomitsu.
Monday afternoon, seven thirty-four minutes.
Busuden's "Call and Impersonate" -- no, "Teleimpersonate" -- part one.
A phone interview with someone who knows certain circumstances.
Oh, Busuden, that 'maid' you're impersonating is someone who has no ill will to you.
Yes, yes, that's right.
I don't mind spending a thousand bucks on you.
What the hell is that?!
Usta!
Yes, Usta?
Usta, what about the telemonic part?
Yes, the part is...
Usta, you're just doing a joke!
I thought I'd found a good one.
Yes, you can look forward to part two as well.
SHINE-IN UDO KARA NO RUSUDEN
Tuesdays at 3:34 AM.
Chinese from Udo.
Tuesday at 3:34 AM.
Are you a fan of Lincoln?
No, I'm not.
I'm sorry for disturbing you.
I'm a middle-aged man of 35 years old.
My height is 178.5 cm.
I'm Justin's younger brother.
It's almost Christmas.
I want to make a girlfriend.
I hope you will contact me.
I'm sorry for disturbing you.
I'm sorry.
I want money.
Oh, she said it.
I want money.
I book a hotel for Christmas every year.
Oh, you're holding it back, aren't you?
I usually hold it back around September.
How old do you want her to be?
Well, 18 years old, I guess.
Yes.
And then, until she becomes ashes.
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On Earth, it's about 300 million.
Is that so? Thank you.
There's a limit to earning on one's own.
Where is it?
Can't you hear that?
Is there such an opportunity?
I want to meet Udon-chan!
Is there?
Can anyone say it?
Is it okay for me to go and die? My sister...
Komodo Ono-san.
Yes?
Didn't you have a problem with Komodo Ono-san?
Well, it's a little.
Next time on "Rinkan"...
A lucky hot spring tour for young comedians.
Ready, set...
If you lose the game, a harsh punishment game awaits you.