AISubs v3.4
*outro*
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Tonight, Hamada Masatoshi will witness a tragedy!
*crowd cheering*
And now, we'll continue with...
*explosion*
What is this?!
Hamada Masatoshi is dead!
I see, I see!
What is this?!
Actually, this is what I wanted to do the most!
You've been doing it for a long time?!
Everyone, we don't know what's going on, so we'd like you to explain it to us.
It's like this...
Young people are too scared of flowers!
That's why we're doing it!
Today, we're going to get rid of it!
Huh...
There are only two ways to get rid of it!
Please look at this!
Huh?
Throwing a pie on your face and kissing it!
That's dangerous!
Senpai, we're going to randomly choose who we want to do it with.
Do you want to throw a pie or kiss it?
Huh?!
You want us to choose who we want to do it with?!
That's right! In order for you to cross the wall,
you can either remove your fear of flowers,
or you can kiss it and take a step closer!
I'm scared of flowers!
Which do you want?!
Flowers! Flowers!
Flowers are fine!
But you're scared of it, right?!
Since you're scared of it, we'll do it like this...
Hey!
I can't move anymore!
Hey!
This is bad!
Being ignored like this is the worst!
This is bad!
And so, tonight, the young comedians have prepared...
The ultimate double-edged sword to remove the wall with Hamaza!
Throwing a pie or kissing it!
And so, the first challenger to commemorate is...
We've known each other for a long time, but...
Are you really mad at me?
For now...
Let's start with Miyasako!
- Wait! - What's going on?!
- Wait a minute! - Is this a broadcast or what?!
- Are you going somewhere you're not supposed to be?! - That's because you didn't show it!
That's why! So choose!
- It's a tie. - It's a tie. - You can either throw or kiss.
- It's a tie. - It's a tie. - It's a tie.
- It's a tie between us, right? - Yes.
- Well, Miyasako... - Good luck!
- Can I decide at last? - Yes.
- What?! - Yes.
- I feel like we're both going to get mad. - Yes, yes.
No, but a deep kiss wouldn't get me mad.
Deep kiss?!
- That's crazy! - That's not good!
- It's a tie! - It's a tie!
- That's scary! - Scary!
- It's a tie! - This is crazy!
- This is weird atmosphere.
- It's a tie! - It's a tie!
- The winner is the winner! - Wait a minute!
What's wrong with this?!
What kind of single is this?
I'm definitely going to get hit like this!
This is bad.
What should we do?
This is better than we thought.
It's better than we thought.
What is this nervousness?
It's stopping over there.
Let's open the third one!
Here it is!
It's here!
Thank you!
Which one is it?
Come to the front.
Isn't it saying "come on"?
Excuse me, could you close one of them?
What is this?
What's wrong with you?
What's going on?
You shouldn't have come here in the first place!
What should we do?
You're exhausted again!
It's not over yet!
Come back!
I'm so scared!
We have no choice but to go with momentum!
I'm really sorry!
We're going to cross the wall!
Watch out!
We're going to cross the wall!
Let's go!
I'm sorry.
Please open the door.
You're tied up.
Stop it!
I'm embarrassed.
Nice work!
This way?
He went this way!
What do you want?
No!
I can't do it twice!
It stinks!
I don't know why, but I can't open my mouth wide because of the smell!
Why?!
I can't do it!
Then, let's ask Mr. Asano Nakagawa for the next person!
Me?!
I can't do it twice!
I can't do it!
He's young!
Well, I'd like him to show his strength.
Um...
Mr. Ohtake!
Which one should I choose?!
This is...
I... I can't do it!
I can't do it!
I'm interested!
You've been around for a long time.
I'm not that old.
We're not that far apart!
I'm not the second one!
What should I do?
My heart is not normal anymore!
You should have said it earlier!
Let's start!
Open!
I've never seen someone talking like that.
But you can't talk and you can't talk at the same time, right?
The way they look at each other is...
That's right! There's also an indirect kiss depending on how you look at each other.
Let's start!
Oh no, this is bad!
This is really bad!
It's really weird now!
It's weird now!
It's starting to get weird!
This is really dangerous!
I might die!
My head is going crazy!
Let's go!
Are you going?
Which one is it?
Don't look at each other!
Yes.
Up, up, up, up!
Excuse me!
I'm not going to kiss you anymore.
Who's next?
Next? I'm scared.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
He looks like the hostess in "Yakuza".
You're right.
It's a little seductive.
If you have the right now.
Is it okay for anyone?
It's okay for anyone.
Then...
Rock.
Rock!
Come on, you!
I've met a lot of great people!
That's why it's a lie.
Revenge! Revenge!
Revenge?
Who's going to take revenge?
I've been thinking about it.
Your loud voices are making me nervous.
So...
I'm going to say this.
Cute.
It'll end soon.
So annoying!
Cute.
I tried changing my voice.
No, you're cute.
It's decided.
You weren't angry at all.
But this is really serious.
This is really serious.
It's about time for pie.
The flow of the conversation is...
Well, they've said "yup", and...
I can't really say "yes".
Well...
Which one of you is older?
Run, run, run!
Run, run.
It doesn't make any sense.
Cute.
You're all cute now, aren't you?
We need to talk and...
Yes.
Let's go!
Open!
[The Slam of the Year!]
Call a taxi now!
Call it right now!
You're definitely a winner!
That was amazing!
That was deep!
You held back pretty well there!
Now, next person please.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
I can't open my eyes.
What is this?
This is amazing.
What is this?
Don't move!
Sir!
Sir, I have a mission.
He has a mission.
I can't move.
Eat this.
What are you doing?
Was your face like that?
Your face turned bluish.
Is your face okay?
Are you okay?
What are we going to do?
That's right.
Someone has to go.
If we don't go, we can't finish the album.
We can't know until we finish.
I'm going!
This is scary.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I don't want it anymore.
I'm shaking, but...
I can't move forward.
I'm shaking, but...
My back is...
My back is shaking.
Go for it! Go for it!
I don't know where he is!
Wow!
What did you do?
I wanted to call him, but I couldn't find him!
He ran away!
He's not coming back?
To be honest, I didn't think the audience would be this small.
What's going on?
Wow!
Are you okay?
Where did you go?
I think I went to the dressing room.
You're not coming back, are you?
I think I'll be back soon.
Really?
Who's next?
Thank you for your hard work!
Wow!
We need an announcer to decide who's next!
Who...
...shall we choose?
Right?
This is...
...the waiting room of a hospital with an electric shock.
What do you think?
Iiwa-kun.
Idiot!
Iiwa-kun!
He's dead!
You guys don't know what's good for you.
That's right.
I've only said "good morning" and "thank you" in conversations.
You suddenly got happy.
You have to make a face.
Like "pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pan"!
Again, what a silly thing to say.
I wish we could have met in a better way.
Of course!
That's right, that's right.
I know, I know.
It's not like we're in this situation.
It's always like this, right?
Are you ready?!
Start!
I was thinking of talking about it at the New Year's party, but...
Do your best!
I think you'll fail.
You'll fail, look!
You played baseball, so look!
I'll do my best.
Go, go, go!
Kano-san!
Yes, I'll go.
I'll go!
Kano-san, run away!
Hurry up and run away!
I won't do it!
Please, I'm begging you!
I'm begging you, seriously!
Seriously, seriously!
I'll go!
I'm begging you!
I'll go!
Please leave me alone!
Seriously, I'm begging you.
What are you doing?
Okay, let's end it.
Scary.
I forgot to say it, but can I say it one more time for the same person?
I see, I see.
There's a demon.
This is the worst.
This is a big movie.
Are you guys hamsters?
Tatsumi-san.
Yes?
I can't hear you breathing.
I'm holding my breath.
Okay, let's do it.
I feel really nervous.
I'm tied up.
This is crazy!
I'm tied up!
This is a lie!
Why am I in this crowd?
This is a lie!
I told you so many times!
Come out!
There's no way I'm alive!
There's no way I'm going abroad!
This is a lie!
There's a lot of them!
It's already decided in your mind, right?
No, it's not decided!
What do you mean it's decided?
It's not decided!
But...
It can only be one of the two!
It can only be one of the two?
Isn't it either one of them?
It can only be one of them.
I'm the opposite!
Did you notice it there?
I'm sorry.
It can only be one of them.
Really? Let's do it.
What do we do?
Open!
First of all...
Can you wipe Kenny's face?
Kenny's hand is also...
Ouch!
Kenny...
Kenny is rough.
Don't make me feel bad!
Are you going to bend his glasses?
Look at his glasses.
There are many things in his life,
but he can clean up with his glasses.
Look at what he's wearing.
He's definitely wearing glasses!
He's wearing glasses!
You can't do this!
You're on the side of being beaten up!
Why are you being beaten up?
I don't want you to kiss me!
What do you want me to do?
Amano-san...
You're staring at me!
I'm telling you, this suit is self-made.
Look it up!
Can you say that line one more time?
This suit is self-made.
This is a very deep place!
Start!
Wow!
You can do it!
You have a great face!
How far is it?
This is...
At a great distance...
Oh! Oh! Oh!
What the hell is this?!
What are you doing?!
You!
What's wrong with you?!
You knew it!
You're like an opera singer!
You're terrible!
No, no!
This is really extreme!
I was going to kiss you until the end!
I was going to kiss you until the end, but you kissed me!
What did you do?
I was going to kiss you until the end, but you kissed me!
You have to say it!
Someone has to end this!
That's right!
It's so cruel!
It's over!
This is it!
Look! Even MCs have the same!
You can throw it like this!
If you want to toss it, you can do it!
But if you say "peeeeen," you can't do it!
You can do it too, Azuma!
Even same people can do it!
Let's say it!
Even same people can do it!
Yes! Even same people can do it!
Even weird people can do it!
I don't know why, but I think Matsumoto-san is the best Hikori-gun player!
How about closing up?
Matsumoto-san! Please!
It's been five years!
Huh?
After this, Matsumoto-san's challenge will finally be revealed!
Before the guest...
Fick-san!
Something's coming up!
Everyone! I think you've all felt it!
Today, we'll have a competition!
Today's Quick Showdown is...
A competition between five regular players and five young players!
First, both teams will reveal their answers!
The MCs will decide which is more interesting.
The losing team will reveal their answers!
The winning team will be the winner of the challenge!
If we fight and win all the time, it will be over in just a few minutes.
That's right. The four of us don't need chopsticks anymore.
Oh, chopsticks!
We don't need chopsticks anymore!
That's good!
It's better if we can eat this.
Please decide that.
That's good!
If the people of England don't mind it, we'll replace you.
No, no, no!
I really feel like I'm being kicked today!
Because you're behind me!
You guys were wondering about the chance of winning, weren't you?
If you say it like that, if it's not good, the audience will get angry.
Just win!
Just say you want to win!
Shut up!
But we won't lose!
That's right!
Okay, let's go!
Wait a minute! This is really...
This is really bad!
Hold up your pen and let's do a quick showdown!
Let's do it! Quick showdown!
Which one is the first one?!
Tea!
This summer, the name of the pet battle-type tea that didn't sell at all...
Let's do it! Quick showdown!
Start!
Time's up!
Now!
Let's discuss the order of the teams!
Look, look! Everyone's coming!
Hurry up! I'm going to win!
You guys aren't confident at all!
I can't even pose properly!
After discussion among the teams, the first round winner is decided!
The winner is...
Hoto-chan?!
It's harder to decide, isn't it?!
It's definitely getting more and more interesting!
The first one!
I see!
Okay!
Let's go!
Let's start with the first one!
The name of the pet bottle-type tea that didn't sell at all is...
Oolong tea!
(Laughs)
This is good. This is good.
This is good.
Just look at his face.
This is good.
The commercial is like this.
That's great.
Now, the name of the tea that didn't sell at all is...
Joung On Chang!
(Laughs)
I'll do it.
If you can win with this, you can win with any team.
It's dangerous.
The losing young players will be judged by their own fear.
Regular team first. What was it again? A pet bottle that doesn't sell at all.
Udon-chan.
That's good.
Yes, Udon-chan!
Now, our team's next.
A pet bottle that doesn't sell at all.
The name of the tea is...
Alright, tea.
Regular team!
Please lose!
I can't do it anymore.
If you lose, you can't do it anymore, right?
This is how you do it.
You guys prepare it in the back.
The first half has started.
Regular team first. What was it again?
Udon-chan.
That's good.
Now, our team's next.
A pet bottle that doesn't sell at all.
The name of the tea is...
Let's drink it.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Let's drink Udon-chan.
Regular team!
You lost, you lost!
Now, our second half has started.
A pet bottle that doesn't sell at all.
The name of the tea is...
Udon-chan.
I'm getting bored of this.
Now, our second half has started.
A pet bottle that doesn't sell at all.
The name of the tea is...
Tea-tet.
Regular team!
You lost, you lost!
Minura is holding onto his pride.
Will the match end like this?
Now, our third half has started!
A pet bottle that doesn't sell at all.
The name of the tea is...
Udon-chan.
It's hard to keep winning like this!
Let's go, our third half!
A pet bottle that doesn't sell at all.
The name of the tea is...
Zassou...
Regular team!
This is amazing!
Regular team wins!
Let me see first place.
I admit defeat, but I want to see first place.
This is first place.
Then don't exaggerate there.
I admit defeat, but I want to see first place.
Then don't exaggerate there.
I admit defeat, but I want to see first place.
What did you do your best for?
What is your name?
Doromizu.
I'm your senior, but you don't look like a weed.
Is it me?
It's the same.
It's different!
The next topic is...
What is Golgo 13's problem?
You know this, right?
Let's go!
Start!
One! Two! Three! Four!
Time's up!
Good luck!
I see.
This is the most important match, isn't it?
It doesn't change, but good luck!
The second round. As you can see, all teams have lost.
Now, this is Udo's advance.
Yes.
I saw you a little earlier, but you seemed confident.
Well, everyone has their own responsibilities.
It's what the agency expects you to do.
Now, let's start with the regular team's advance.
What is Golgo 13's trouble that no one can say?
It's actually Golgo 14.
Now, let's start.
The regular team's advance.
What is Golgo 13's trouble that no one can say?
If you stand at the starting line, you will be one step behind.
You will be one step behind.
One step behind.
You will be one step behind.
You don't have to stand at the starting line, do you?
One step behind.
The regular team!
Golgo! Golgo! Golgo!
Now, let's start.
What is Golgo 13's trouble that no one can say?
His real name is Suzuki...
I'm Jinny.
I was born as Suzuki, but when I said "I'm Golgo", I became Golgo 13.
I became it.
The regular team!
Gorgo XIII's troubles that can't be told to anyone are...
12 lucky members.
What are you talking about?
The regular team!
The regular team is showing off their strength. Will the young team be able to win?
The regular team!
Gorgo XIII's troubles that can't be told to anyone are...
Weak in the morning.
He's a hitman.
So he'll wake up at 5 in the morning and say, "Hey, 5 o'clock!"
The regular team!
Gorgo XIII's troubles that can't be told to anyone are...
Pretty good.
It's pretty good.
It's not bad.
Whether you go to Spain or wherever...
You'll be surprised!
Good luck!
Alright, Meiyashimu, Chuuken!
Yes!
What is Goro Saki's unspeakable worry?!
Peeing.
Peeing?!
I have an image of a son-in-law.
An image?
But I've always wanted to have a father-in-law.
Like a baby! Like a baby who was born!
Like a baby who was born!
For tomorrow's sake!
You can do it!
Huh? Huh?
This is bad.
Goro Saki's unspeakable worry is...
Mushrooms don't go in your pocket.
This is...
Please look for it!
This is a bit of a problem.
This is...
This is a total loss.
Good luck!
Will Taishou Mimura be able to defeat Gozen's true fear?
Alright, let's go, Taishou!
Go for it, Taishou!
Goro Saki's unspeakable worry is...
He likes sex.
What is it?
This is a problem.
What is it?
Who is it?
Young people's problem!
This problem is only for young people!
Let's go with the last problem! Quick Shot!
Start!
What the hell are you doing, Saku-san?!
The Quick Shot match is heating up!
It will be released next week!
The next corner is this one!
"Ninkan" is always on sale for 20 yen!
Wait a minute, this is a new segment!
Yes! What does it mean?
First of all, please watch this VTR to see what it means!
Yes!
In the fall of 2005, "Ninkan" participated as a show for comedians by comedians of comedians!
Since then, comedians in their 30s have taken up laughter and carried out various projects!
I will never move again!
However!
With such a large number of comedians,
they should have complaints, dissatisfaction, and worries about the show and other comedians!
Therefore, "Ninkan" will always urgently install "Rusuden" for comedians for 24 hours!
Wouldn't you like to give "Rusuden" all you have in your heart that you can't say in front of a lot of people?
Comedians!
Whatever you want to say the most now!
Please feel free to call us!
We are always waiting for you for 24 hours!
Yes, everyone! That's right!
At the end of today's recording, I will tell you my phone number!
I will give it to you!
You can call me at any time for 24 hours!
If you have complaints...
Can I say anything?
Anything!
If you want to do something like this, you can say it!
If you want me to ask you something...
Is it okay for me to say it now?
Yes!
Your jacket really stinks!
It doesn't stink!
If you say that, it's only a number!
What do you mean "only a number stinks"?
It's only a number!
Therefore, all comedians all over Japan!
If you have complaints or plan a show, please always leave a message to "Rusuden"!
In order to remove the wall between Hamada and Masakoshi...
Matsumoto has planned a comedy game called "Kiss"!
While everyone in the studio is frozen in fear, the finale will be left to this man!
There's no correct answer for this!
You're a tough guy.
No matter what you say...
...tough guy?
It's like a kiss between forty-two old men!
This is a tough guy.
No matter what you say...
...it's like a kiss between forty-two old men!
No, no, no, no, this is...
...tough!
Huh?
It's like a new bird!
What is this bird?!
It's like a new bird!
Are you serious?!
It's like a kiss and a pie.
What is this?!
It's like a pie!
It's like a pie and a kiss!
No, no, no, what should we do?!
It's like a pie and a kiss!
There's one more!
Wow!
Double kiss!
Alright!
This is so annoying!
Here we go!
Open!
Close it! Close it!
It's "skekio"!
"Skekio"!
Why does it...
Why does it say "skekio" now?
"Skekio"!
What is it?
I couldn't understand his feelings at all.
What kind of atmosphere is this?
If it's "delivery", I don't want to see him up close!
Shall we go?
Yes.
Shall we go?
May we?
Why do I have to remove the wall!?
That's right!
It's been a long time.
He hasn't gone out to drink recently, has he?
The wall has been removed.
This is "kini"!
Yes.
Alright!
Open!
Here it is!
What is this!?
I'm annoyed!
It's "skekio"!
What is it!?
It's a monster!
It's me!
It's "supreme reminder"!
May I wipe your face?
Look at his expression!
He's biting you!
"kini"!
He's coming here!
"kini", say it slowly and kindly!
Kindly!
"kini", say it slowly and kindly!
"kini", say it gently!
"kini"!
Kindly!
"kini"!
There's no "boke" that you can hit "kini", right?
May I kiss "kini"?
Kiss "kini"!?
Was there such a thing!?
It's not "kini"!
Is it "kini"!?
Yes!
I'm scared!
Please!
Wow!
This is really...
It's become "kini"!
It's hard to "kini"!
Here I go!
It's hard to cut, but I'll do it!
Thank you very much!
What is this?
Why is there a hole in my eye?
It's annoying!
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