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The program... of the gaming... by the gaming... for the gaming!
It's been about 13 years since you two appeared on TVS's screens!
That's right, that's right!
This set was really expensive, wasn't it?
This is amazing, isn't it?
And this bug stone here...
If it falls, you'll die for sure, won't you?
Now, it's not just us!
Yes!
There's a regular person!
No, it's an amazing member, isn't it?
Yeah...
Yeah, it's amazing.
A regular person, please come in!
Thank you!
I'll do my best from now on.
What are you doing?
Looking at this set, I can't do it!
What's wrong with you?
This is the first time for us to do this.
I don't want to do it.
I'll do my best.
Well...
What?!
No way!
What's wrong with you?
In terms of age, who is the youngest?
Who is it?
I'm the youngest.
Age?
Age is...
I'm 36 years old.
Miyasako's age is...
I'm 35 years old.
Is it different for you?
No, it's the same for me.
Why don't you say it?!
Say it!
Don't hide it!
Well, these members...
Thank you!
...will do their best for this new show!
They are...
That's right.
...always here.
Oh, is that so?
That's right!
"29-member Lincoln Special" starts now!
OK!
Tonight in Lincoln...
...the worst thing will happen to Matsumoto Hitoshi!
Matsumoto Hitoshi!
Come on, come on, come on!
If you say it like that, I'll never say it!
In "Genuine Sticky Education Council"...
...Jin Kaito will continue!
Odari-kun's pure answer!
And in "Downtown" and "Friendship Hug"...
...Tamada will make a sudden change!
Regular people will do everything they can...
...in "Quick Showdown"!
Nimura!
Get out of my way!
In "Entertainer's Hill"'s "Number One Contest"...
...the photos with strong punches will continue!
My favorite photo is...
...this one!
Matsumoto's "Hill" will also be in "Quick Showdown"!
Matsumoto, let's hear it!
I've never seen anything like it!
Regular people's "Prank First Encounter" will also be released for the first time!
This is good, right?
This is it!
This is the worst!
Rinkan
Entertainers' entertainment programs for entertainers!
"Rinkan" starts now!
Can I say just one thing?
Yes.
Kankai Candy and Yama-chan, you cut your bangs too much.
This time you said the bad one.
This time...
Now, "Human 2 hour special"!
Let's go right away!
First of all, here it is!
"Shadow Hunter of Jokes - Best of Your Own"!
Now, this is...
Because of this, we will have...
Corona-related people...
Think of their own jokes.
Yes, yes, yes.
This time, we asked them to think of their own jokes!
Now, let's listen to their jokes!
Here you go!
You know, we've gathered all these gorgeous people here, but why didn't you invite them as guests?
I think it's the peak of my life.
I mean it.
You know...
You're breathing weird.
This is to commemorate the first guest's...
Yes, I know.
It's the same thing!
Yes, I know.
When we came in, there were no more than we expected!
Yes, yes, yes.
Now, we're going to have these comedians do this homework for us.
Here you go!
This year marks their 12th year of debut.
The original, one-word-common-joke comedian, Fukawa Ryo.
The comedian had a big breakdown among young people shortly after his debut.
It was a common joke that damages the other party.
You didn't include Mike in your speech earlier, did you?
Why don't you pass it only to girls?
The ten comedians had to come up with this new joke while doing their homework.
Let's introduce the ten comedians chosen by Kagemusha this time.
Thank you for your hard work!
This is my homework from Rinkan.
Homework?!
Yes!
Fukawa Ryo's one-word-common-joke.
Make two jokes that damage the other party.
Um...
I don't like it!
This is too hard!
At this moment, I can only think of 28 jokes.
What?!
Pass it to me!
What?
It's Lincoln, but Lincoln is...
It's Tokyo station, Tokyo station.
Tokyo station.
What about your homework?
No, no, wait.
Give it to me.
What's your homework?
I'm embarrassed.
Think of a song for school.
Oh, yeah.
I'm so annoying.
Will this Lincoln give out his homework?
Will he want to record with a stupid face?
Thank you.
Hello.
Homework?
Yes.
Can you tell me you want to think about it yourself?
It's a little like the old days of Foucart.
And from young people...
Impulse, Tsumishita.
Ah, Tsumishita, huh?
Ryuwa, Nakuru.
Impulse, Impulse, Ryuwa.
Impulse's Itakura joins in.
Let me talk to Takada and Fumiyama.
Next up is Yahani of Omi Yahani.
Please make two stories.
Well, it's two stories, so one at a time, right?
It's just Yahani-san.
What?
That's a little...
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing and...
When we talk, you're not really into it.
That's fine.
Thank you for your hard work.
While young people are working...
I think there's no point in thinking about it like this.
With this...
Oh!
Is this enough?
Yes.
Oh!
That's it.
Oh no, oh no.
Impulse is...
Yo, President!
This is bad.
Yo, President!
I'll buy it...
And sell it.
Amado-kun...
This is my article.
I got a hint from Zermatt-kun.
And now...
While recording in FM Tokyo...
The 10th "Meta no Kagemusa" has arrived.
Thank you for your hard work.
Yes.
I'm Lintan.
Oh!
Hamada too?
Hamada-san is different.
No.
Why is Hamada doing homework?
It's a bit strange.
Again...
You're making me do all the hard work...
You're a gyara, aren't you?
I'm a gyara, aren't you?
Um...
I'm not going anywhere.
And with that...
This time, as Fukawa-san's "kagemusa"...
The 10 people who submitted their homework...
And with the submitted homework still unclear...
Fukawa-san got everyone to do their own ranking.
Oh!
Did you all come up with this?
It's a bit...
I think everyone did it...
But among you...
It's a shame.
Hey!
The ranking that Fukawa-san came up with...
Will be announced in the studio!
These 10 people came up with Fuka's new song.
I can't do it without you, so I'll do it.
Yes, please!
I'm happy!
Fuka, of course!
Did you come up with this song?
I don't know it at all.
But can I say one thing?
During the big break, Fuka didn't seem to like it that much.
No, no, no.
I'll say it briefly and lightly.
This is one of the signs of plagiarism.
Is it?
It's whether you're doing what you're supposed to do as an entertainer,
or whether you're doing what you're supposed to do with your brain.
You're putting everyone in a bag.
Yes, yes.
I'm going to announce the song now.
Fuka has already announced it in front of the audience at the New Song Announcement Meeting.
I'll do it.
Tama-san, let's start with the 9th place.
After all, the first and last place are at the end.
That's right.
Yes.
That means it's about 9th place at first.
9th place is still subtle.
If 9th place chooses me...
I don't like it.
Then I'll announce it from 9th place.
Stop it.
9th place is...
This is...
Who is it?
It's me, Mimura!
It's me!
Then I'll announce it now.
It's me!
You were pretty quiet, but you were a little loud.
I just found out about it now, but...
You remember the story, don't you?
Yes, but it might have been a little cruel.
Then make me 10th place.
No. 9
Summer's Masakazu Nimura came up with a way of dealing damage.
What's with this announcement?
It's a great set.
It's amazing.
I can't help but laugh.
Is half of your bath outside?
Your charisma is not charismatic enough.
Mine!
I'll do my best to remove it.
This system is funny.
I'll do my best to remove it.
But...
Why 9th place?
I'm the most embarrassed.
Out of all the things I've done, this is the most embarrassing.
First of all, since it's a common story, it's important to have a common understanding of it.
It's not a big deal.
And besides that, whose charisma do you have in your house?
Yes, it's hard to tell.
And also, I've never seen half of your bathroom outside of your house.
It's not common.
Your parents are like that.
It's my...
It's too much.
No, it's not like that.
Yes.
It's lower than this.
It's not common.
Yes.
And also, what you don't like about it is that you only like the atmosphere of your house.
Why do you say what I don't like about it?
Mom, don't talk like that.
Just now in the dressing room, you said "come forward, come forward".
You're mean!
No, no, I was just a little irritated.
No, it's not like that.
Now, everyone!
Yes.
Next up is...
The 8th place announcement.
Even though it's 9th place, it's 8th place!
This is...
This is also halfway between 9th and 10th place!
Stop it, stop it!
Let's go!
Stop it!
The 8th place is...
Matsumoto-sus!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! If you say "come out", does it mean everyone should come?
Is it true? Is it true?
Is it true?
Not at all!
If you say that, I'll definitely take it!
I think it was somewhere around there.
Let's watch Matsumoto-san's story in 8th place!
In 8th place...
"Downtown", Matsumoto Hitoshi's thoughts on how to deal damage to your opponent.
Your grandma, is she old?
Your grandma... looks like an outsider.
Shut up!
Okay, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it!
My red ears are a little itchy.
But what I was really curious about is...
what you submitted was...
"your grandma", "that's grandpa" and stuff like that.
It was just a normal sentence.
I see.
I thought it wouldn't make you laugh...
so I changed it into a basic sentence and made you laugh.
Really?
Yes, yes.
This is not funny!
You're funny!
When you were writing this sentence...
you said "I'm sorry".
You're funny!
You're so funny!
I've always admired you but it's a shame.
It's a shame!
You're funny.
It's a shame.
Okay, we have Mimura and Matsumoto.
Yes.
Let's go with the 7th place!
Yes!
Let's go!
7th place is...
Udo Suzuki!
I won!
Matsumoto-san won!
Let's watch Udo-chan's story.
Go ahead!
7th place...
Udo Suzuki came up with an idea...
to cause damage to his opponent.
Sometimes I use your name.
Your name?
Your bento is "shoujin" food?
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
Matsumoto-san won!
It doesn't seem like a lie!
No, it's a little realistic.
That's right.
His channel has been calculated well.
Sometimes he says his name.
You don't know the situation, do you?
The situation depends on the person's financial situation at the time.
Yes.
The type of person is funny.
It's not funny.
Then let's do it!
Yes.
Number six is...
Miyasako!
Wow!
This is...
Wow!
This is Miyasako's biggest lie.
Let's see what Miyasako has to say.
Number six is...
Miyasako Hiroyuki thinks of a way to deal damage to his opponent.
Your dog...
Why doesn't it have a neck?
Your family...
The bathroom is outside, isn't it?
Your family...
The bathroom is outside, isn't it?
Your family...
The bathroom is outside, isn't it?
Your family...
Why do you have to wear it like that?
If you wear it like that, you'll have to wear it again later.
An entertainer is someone who has a lot of words in their head and chooses what to say.
It's terrible for an entertainer to wear three of these members' words.
That's a relief.
In this day and age, it's not embarrassing to say that dogs don't have necks.
It's just that we don't read the times.
If you wear it like that, you'll have to say, "Isn't it old-fashioned?"
I don't want to say what I said just now.
Then, let's go!
In fifth place is...
Hoto-chan!
Hoto-chan, what did you say?
It's terrible!
Well, well, well, let's see.
Let's see.
In fifth place is...
Your grandpa used to do Tachikogi.
Why do you only buy first mitts?
Well, you know, it's not like that here.
But, you know, they make sure the contents are right.
They make sure it's exactly like in textbooks.
Right?
But, first mitts don't reach girls.
You have to match with the audience.
Yes, you have to be able to do marketing.
Marketing?
To put it in another way, is it best for you to be a stand-up comedian?
That's a choice based on 20 patterns.
I don't know.
That's good.
Maybe your "sister" has become a joke.
It seems different.
It's different now.
It's not "sister"?
It doesn't seem like "sister".
What does "sister" mean?
You shouldn't say it now.
Let's see.
The 4th place is...
Itagura!
Let's see.
The 4th place is...
Impulse.
Itagura Toshiyuki came up with a plan to cause damage to his opponent.
I thought you were getting a haircut from your mother.
It's a bit high-level.
You changed your clothes and you're still there.
I see.
Fukawa seems to have a good feeling about it.
Yes, yes, yes.
I have a good feeling about it.
Yes.
However, I would like to say one thing.
Even though I designed it, it is as it is.
In everyday life, it is just as it is.
Yes.
This is obvious.
Yes.
In everyday life...
Yes.
What kind of people are there in everyday life?
So, basically...
That's enough.
Please don't ask questions.
I'm in the middle of it.
There are only three places left.
Best three!
And the worst!
You haven't been called yet?
Raise your hands!
Four people!
One of you is in the tenth place.
Okay, let's move on.
Next, in third place...
Shirama!
That's good!
You have a good feeling about it.
You have a good feeling about it, don't you?
Third place is good!
Then, let's see what's in the third place.
Third place...
Shinagawa Shouji and Shinagawa Hiroshi thought of something...
that could damage the writer.
That was fast.
I wrote it in bad Japanese.
It's in the third place.
You don't need to change your schedule, do you?
That T-shirt looks good on my grandpa.
This is a good starting point, isn't it?
The car is falling from above.
As expected, it's a question of wearing grandpa's clothes, isn't it?
Grandpa wears it a lot, doesn't he?
Yes, grandpa.
It's a little sad that grandpa, who was outside earlier, is wearing it.
Isn't this the most wasted atmosphere in third place?
Customers don't laugh that much and entertainers are like "is this it?"
Don't worry about it.
Yes!
Even though you're in eighth place, you and grandpa are wearing the same clothes.
Don't say I'm in eighth place!
Your name has no value.
Then I'll do a downtown.
Let's go!
Next, second place is...
Gussan!
Gussan and grandpa.
The two of you who are left are the worst.
Which one is it?
First, let's watch Gussan's story.
Go ahead!
Second place...
Kitapato, who deals damage to his opponent as Tomomitsu Yanaguchi thought of.
Third place...
Your windbreaker's fabric is thin.
When we stopped at the station, there was a lot of garbage in your bicycle basket.
There was a lot of garbage in your bicycle basket.
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wasn't it cut off?
It was cut off, but the reason is in this story.
First of all, it's long.
It's explained too much.
Your bicycle, which you had parked at the station, is explained too much and it cools down a little, right?
Cools down?
Yes, yes.
Your bicycle basket was full of garbage in it.
Even though it was transmitted...
You're funny!
Yes.
It cools down?
Yes.
It cools down?
Yes.
Your bicycle basket is mostly full of garbage in it, right?
As you parked at the station...
Can you be quiet, person in the eighth place?
We're really down!
You can laugh about it.
Can I?
Yes.
If you say bad things about him, you can be more funny by making him say, "Isn't your bicycle basket not cool enough?"
It's funny, it's funny...
Is it funny?
Yes.
It's funny, but it's kind of cool.
Okay.
Now everyone, this is 2nd place to 9th place
Noboru is 1st place and it's a tie
I'm pretty confident
I'm confident too
If you're 90, you haven't been called out, Rinkai
I think it's okay, I think it's 1st place
Now, let's go
Let's start with 1st place
1st place
Yes!
The person who killed 1st place is...
Yagami!
It's cold!
It can't be!
What's wrong with you?
8th, 9th...
9th, 9th...
You're in 2nd place!
The person in charge of 9th place is...
I'm curious...
It's 1st place Yagami!
Let's see it!
1st place...
Oni Yagami, Yagami Ken's idea...
How to inflict damage on your opponent.
You look like you'd win a competition.
1st... 1st...
That's what Kurosawa Toshio said on TV, right?
This is the 1st place medal.
Isn't it 1st place disadvantage?
First, I want to evaluate...
Kurosawa Toshio's words.
Kurosawa Toshio's words are...
all mighty card
I think it's great.
So, Kurosawa Toshio's medal is automatically yours.
I forgot to say it...
There's a penalty game for 1st place.
Aren't you going to announce it?
I'm not saying I won't announce it, but I will announce it.
Then, let's see it.
The penalty game is...
Take Fukawa's medal and make it yours.
What?
Let's say what we thought of here in front of everyone.
Do you have a change?
What will you do in the middle of the city?
Even if you don't say anything, someone will do something, right?
There are a lot of people who think it's a chance.
Oh!
You're really here!
Maki, are you okay by yourself?
Yeah, I'm usually alone.
What kind of combination is that?
Then, I'll show you my cute one-shot game.
Cute game?
Cute, cute.
It's "Ghost's Ambulance".
"Ghost's Ambulance".
It's funny, isn't it?
"Ghost's Ambulance".
Maki, thank you.
Thank you.
It's cute.
Maki, it's cute.
Now, I'll show you the song that I was singing.
Oh!
Then, I'll ask you for your favorite story!
Then, music, start!
You know the smell of the ambulance, right?
Your dad was buying a book.
What is it?
It's different from "disgusting", isn't it?
You can't say "disgusting" like that!
I want you to buy me a book.
A disgusting old man is buying you a book!
It's fine!
It's natural for a disgusting old man to buy you a book.
That's right!
A book!
Why are you behaving like this?
What if I read it like this?
No, it's a zero.
Shut up, you!
Let's move on! Here is the next one!
Hensei Betabeta Education Committee!
Let's have Betabeta Education Committee join these ten people!
That's right! Now, Mimura-kun, what's next?
Well, this Betabeta Education Committee...
Well, there's a lot of people here, but...
Suddenly...
Did I have such a role?!
I'm surprised!
You're surprised! You're surprised!
First of all, I'm going to say thank you!
Thank you!
Let's start with Hensei Betabeta Education Committee!
First of all, cold weather!
Think about the worst time when a banana peel falls to the ground!
In that case...
That's right! A banana peel slips and falls!
Nooo!
Out of the twelve people, who wrote the most comments?
Is it okay?
It's obvious that it's Shun.
But it's not good if you don't know what it is.
That's right. If you know what's common sense, you can say what's not.
That's right.
Why do you look like that?
Then let's go! The first topic is...
Topic!
When asked "what is your blood type?", think of the worst joke.
Let's go! Think of one, please!
There's only one.
Everyone over here, think of one!
Worst joke! Think of one!
There's only one.
Worst joke! Think of one!
Time's up!
What? No way!
But, Mimura-kun, if you look at this...
There are six most common ones.
Let's look at Matsumoto-san's.
Matsumoto-kun's worst joke!
Gata-gata!
There's only one!
It doesn't look like it!
There's only one!
What? What? It doesn't look like it!
Let's look at it one at a time.
The correct answer is...
Applause for the correct answer!
You got it wrong! You got it wrong!
Takeyama-kun-san, Tsumisuta-o-take, Matsumoto-san, Miyasako-san.
This is it, right?
There are 4 people who wrote the same answer.
Let's look at Amano's answer.
Amano-kun's Shul's answer!
Shul's answer?
No, it's not!
It's this one!
Let's look at Kuwabata-kun's answer.
It's this one!
Amano's Wacky, Hot-chan's Reveal...
There are 4 people?
That means there are 2 people who wrote different answers.
Is this Shul's answer?
It is!
Let's look at Udo and Hot-chan's answers!
These 2 people wrote...
Right?
It's wrong!
It's not me!
Was there a correct answer?
It can't be!
It's incorrect!
Incorrect answers come in 2 patterns.
It's Shul's answer!
It's incorrect!
Correct answers come in 2 patterns!
In the end, the most wrong answer about this question was "wacky-hot-chan"!
I know! It's cold weather, so remember it, everyone!
Then, we'll go like this!
Here's the next topic!
Topic!
You're the runner. Think of the worst joke you can think of when you start at 100 metres.
Okay, let's go! Think of it!
Go ahead!
Start?
Think of the worst joke you can think of when you start at 100 metres.
Ready, start!
What should we do?
Worst joke!
There's only one right now.
It's said, right?
Yes, it's said.
Yamaguchi-kun, you're wrong!
Okay, only two people haven't changed their answers yet!
So cute!
Okay, everyone, this is great!
Only four people have different answers!
Everyone else is the same!
Let's see Gussan's answer!
Yamaguchi-kun's wrong answer!
Okay, the other way around!
Right?
Okay, let's see the same answer from the president!
You're not stupid...
Okay, congratulations!
You're wrong!
As expected!
Three people are different!
Let's see Koto-chan's answer!
Koto-chan's answer is...
Kokeru!
Isn't this the worst one?
I think it's an accident.
I didn't mean to make fun of it.
I'm sure it's not a bad joke.
Let's see Otage's answer!
Otage's answer is...
Running slowly.
Jumping like this.
Running slowly.
It's windy.
It's slow.
Takeyama's answer is...
Takeyama's honest answer is...
Otage's answer is...
Otage's honest answer is...
So you said it?
You didn't have to say that.
This question's worst joke was...
Let's see the jokers' answers tomorrow.
Next question...
Think of the worst jokers when asked "what time is it now?"
This is correct, isn't it?
Yes, please think of it!
What time is it now?
What number do you have?
But, they're representative.
What number do you have?
The one that just came to your mind.
What number do you have?
No, that's not it. Which one is it?
Ah, it's changed.
The screen in front of you has changed.
What's this? Is it okay?
The monitor has a writing function now.
Who is it?!
Try pressing the green button!
Do you know what it is?
No, it's always like this.
It's like you've said it many times.
It's like you've said it many times, but you didn't say it.
You're quite different!
First, let's look at the three matching ones.
The three matching ones.
Let's look at Hoto-chan's.
Yes, Hoto-chan, go ahead.
Otagawa-kun's stupid answer!
Iboji!
Stop it!
Stop it, you three!
Stop it!
What is it?!
Stop it!
You're the worst!
No, no, no!
You said it!
Absolutely not!
Not again...
However, this is not enough for us!
First of all, we have three!
Look at it!
We only have three!
There are three stocks, right?
Yes!
Let's look at Shitaro's.
Shitaro's answer is...
Dad!
That's a lot!
Dad!
Dad...
What about the others?
No way!
What we have is different, right?
Masuo-san's answer was perfect, but now...
My answer is perfect!
I'm sure of it!
Let's look at Udo-chan's.
Udo-kun's honest answer is...
Kireji!
That's close!
Kireji's answer is...
That's close!
Let's look at Yamamoto's.
Yamamoto-kun's honest answer is...
Himanji!
That's because he had his own experience!
Let's look at Miyasako's.
Miyasako-kun's honest answer is...
Banbanji!
That's not it!
Let's look at Masuo-san's.
Masuo-san's honest answer is...
Soy sauce!
No, no, no, no, no!
Soy sauce!
Whose is it?
Udo-chan!
What is it?
It's a story!
You!
You can't say that!
I only said this!
A little...
17th or 8th place story!
This is frustrating!
Even though I did it perfectly!
But...
If we're being serious, you all thought we'd write this, right?
Most of our district in Saitama is like this.
Let's see! This is a big problem!
Let's see Oshi-kun's honest answer!
Soy sauce.
If that's the case, it's fine.
That's one of them.
That's right, more or less.
No, oh wait, there is more.
More than soy sauce.
We have say it once, but we never ask for soy sauce.
I've never asked for it either, but I've never used it before.
I was thinking soy sauce or miso.
I'm sure that's the only choice.
Why are you using standard Japanese with me today?
It's not standard Japanese.
And so, the worst joke about this problem was "father" and "father-in-law".
Everyone, make good use of it for your TV!
And so, here is the question!
Question!
When you take a picture of something, what is the worst joke about it?
This is... This is definitely one of them!
Yes, please think about it!
There's only one of these, right?
This is definitely one of them!
Everyone, think about it!
This is definitely one of them!
Everyone, think about it!
This is definitely one of them!
Time's up!
Everyone!
That was close!
Except for one person, everyone got it right!
That's too bad!
That's a shame!
Give me a break!
I want to get it right!
We should stop doing this!
Let's see who got it right!
It's "butterfly"!
Hey!
Butter! Butter! Butter!
You all got "butter", didn't you?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Wait a minute!
You said "butter" so many times that I wrote "cheese"
No, it's not "cheese"
It's "butter"!
What about you, Kin-chan?
Ice cream
What?
"Ice cream"!
What about you, Kuro-chan?
"Ice cream"!
That was close! When you all said "butter", it was so close!
You're kidding me!
Let's see who got it right!
High-knees
Knees
I've never heard of it!
"High-knees" "Fashionable" "Shul"
And so, the worst joke about this problem was "butter"!
However, "knees" is too "shul", isn't it?
The next topic is...
Topic!
Consider the worst joke about this problem before class starts.
Yes, please think about it!
This one! This one!
No way!
This must be it!
It's here! It's here!
Miyasako looks troubled!
Everything except udon and Miyasako and Matsumoto- san is considered jokes!
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Let's see Zen's answer.
The correct answer is...
Chagrin!
Chagrin-kun, you're amazing!
Wow, wow, wow!
Let's go, let's go!
I didn't know it was a probability!
Why do you always say stupid things like this?
Let's see Miyasako's answer!
Miyasako-san!
I don't know!
Stand up! Bow!
Fall!
Oh, you're right!
That's weird!
That's dangerous!
It's not dangerous!
It's not bad!
It's dangerous!
It's too obvious!
Weren't you flying in the beginning?
It has to be wrong!
Udo's answer!
Udo-kun's bare-chested answer!
Stand up! Bow!
Fall!
What?! Matsumoto-san's answer?
No, no, no!
Only one person!
I thought one of you came up!
Let's go!
Matsumoto-san's answer!
Matsumoto-kun's bare-chested answer!
Stand up! Bow!
Bow!
It's not like that!
It's definitely like that!
What's with you?
And so, the worst answer for this question was "cyclic"!
Was it an easy question for the drift generation?
Now, it's finally time for the last question!
Everyone, please match it up to the end!
The last question is...
This one!
Alright!
"What is your constellation?" Think of the worst joke of all!
"This is..." "No, no, no, no, no!"
Please think faster! Go ahead!
What is your constellations?
one million yen!
this is the worst joke! one million yen!
that's it! only this and this and only this!
Yes...this is only one of them!
Only that one, right?
Only one of them!
This is strange... only one of them!
- It's one, isn't it? - It's one!
Time's up!
Eight people wrote the same answer!
Let's open all eight of them at once!
Four!
Wow, this is...
This is a possibility!
I wish you'd go home!
What will you do with all of these people?
But inside...
Gyoza!
It's Gyoza!
I'm being asked for a lot of things!
It's Gyoza!
You're lying!
That's the kind of corner it is!
And now, you two will answer the same thing!
Tsutsumishita and Ootake will answer the same thing!
What?!
It's Gyoza!
Isn't it Gyoza with Gyoza in it?!
It's Gyoza!
It feels good!
It's Gyoza!
It's not Gyoza!
Now, only one person from Ootake will answer!
Giriru, Ootake, answer honestly!
Yakuza!
Most of the people I went with were like this!
It's scary!
It's not me!
Matsumoto-san is also alone!
I really wasn't aiming for it!
Matsumoto-san, answer honestly!
Yes!
It's Ginza!
What?!
It's Ginza!
You're lying!
You're from Hyogo Prefecture!
No, no!
That's what I like about it!
It's Ginza!
It's Gyoza!
And so, the worst answer for this question was...
Gyoza!
If you use "Ginza", people will say you're a bad person!
In the end, it was possible for all of them to get it right.
It's like when you're giving something away.
That's right!
Butter!
Mince!
Yes, mince!
Mince!
I can't forget it!
Ootake-kun is in a lot of trouble!
It's terrible!
It's funny!
Thank you!
Okan Visual Queen Contest 2005!
Okan is the main character.
Ah, you mean the entertainers' mothers?
That's right!
For this, Okan's character and beauty are also important.
What are you talking about?
Everyone's proud mothers' photos from their youth!
Who will win first place?
There must be a lot of mothers, right?
Like the one who got beaten up.
Now, let's introduce Okan in order of those who will participate in the Visual Queen Contest 2005!
First of all, entry number one is...
Bibiru Okin!
First of all, let's look at Okan's mother's photo.
Okan's photo is this!
This is one of them.
This is a picture of him when he was 23 years old.
Ah, it looks like him!
Don't say "dakeru" like that!
I'm sorry, I'm not like that at all!
Who said "dakeru" like that?!
Don't say it like that!
He worked for Nongra Shoken.
Yes, that's me.
His senior had an actress named Yoko Yamamoto.
We have a message from Okan to his son.
He said he was happy when Boku-chan bought him a small TV recently.
Boku-chan?
Yes, it's Boku-chan.
Is that your real name?
Yes, it's Boku-chan.
You're Masako from Masako-no-naka!
Boku-chan is now 31 years old!
Buy him a smaller TV!
Yes, it's 20 inches.
Wow, it's from the end of the Showa era!
Now, let's welcome our second entry!
Yes!
This is my Okan!
I feel like my head is being pushed up!
My heart belongs to Okan!
Really?
Yes!
Here is Okan's photo!
Boku-chan is now 21 years old!
Boku-chan, this is not something you should do!
I'm glad you're okay!
This is a group climbing photo!
Okan, I'm looking for you!
I'm not asking for your information!
This is a memory of a date back then.
On my way home from a movie, my boyfriend took me to a pork cutlet restaurant.
Back in the day, pork cutlets were in fashion and there wasn't a single customer, but I didn't want my boyfriend to hate me, so I was prepared to eat pork cutlets.
And that boyfriend was my current husband.
All right! All right! All right! All right! All right!
And now, for entry number 3, the one and only!
By the way, I can do it.
Why?
I can do it now, even for my son's me.
What's wrong with you?
No, it's not like that...
And here's Okan's photo!
Look!
Wow!
This is...
A child!
Wow!
An exciting action of a man is holding a cockpit controller in his hand.
He was a flight attendant on an international flight.
Wow!
And my dad was a pilot.
What?!
Wow!
I was often told as a child, "In the end, I held my dad's controller."
You were told that?!
I'm usually that kind of parent.
Sit down!
And now, for entry number 4, the one and only, Yama-chan!
Wow!
I think you're getting a pretty good punch there!
She's my own mother, even though I didn't say "mother"!
Mother?!
A mother with this face is definitely a crime!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry, but...
Your picture is here!
Oh!
Huh?
Unio-chan!
At the time, she was 21 years old!
Unio-chan?!
Isn't that what you're supposed to do when you're working?!
What's wrong with you guys?!
When I go out on my day off to the city with my mother,
a man always comes up to me one or two times.
Really?!
The child I was with was cute, but for some reason, he kept coming up to me.
Hmm...
Thank you!
One more time!
Hey!
What?!
You're being dirty!
Your mother is being dirty!
She's dirty!
Here's a picture of her!
Hatsumi-chan, 20 years old.
You can totally do it.
Seriously, if you want to do it, you can do it!
What is it now? Lingerie shop style?
She's doing a lingerie shop style now.
My mom is doing it too, but my mom sells a lot of lingerie.
She sells a lot of things.
You can totally do it now.
Don't talk like a pig.
How can I say it after seeing this?
Entry No. 6, Director Komoto!
Everyone, I'm going to show you a picture of a crown now.
It's a picture of a crown!
I'm not mistaken! It's a picture of a crown!
Everyone, please look carefully.
Here's a picture of a crown!
What's going on?!
He made a picture!
It's not a picture!
It's a camera!
It's you!
What's going on?!
What's going on?! Are you mad?!
Was he popular?
He was very popular!
Back in the day...
He went wince love at work.
He wanted to be spoiled, because he's the spoiled type.
But he was spoiled more often.
Why did you spoil him?!
Why did you spoil me?!
He kissed for the first time at a firework show on a summer holiday when he was 17.
He kissed for the first time at a firework show when he was 17.
That's fast!
Is he your dad?
No, he's not my dad.
He was my boyfriend when we were about 5 years old.
I asked him about the taste of his first kiss.
He said it tasted like soju.
I'm sorry.
Alright, let's move on to number 7!
Hosshan!
Alright, everyone, listen up!
Hosshan's crotch photo was good!
Hosshan's...
Alright, let's go!
Hosshan's crotch photo is this!
That's fast!
Hey, what's up with you?
That's disgusting!
It's colorful, isn't it, Misco?
It's "Misco"!
"Misco"!
It's "Misco"!
"Misco"!
Okan's nickname at the time was "anko" (red bean paste)
It said "anko", "cut", and "sakana" (fish)
Okan's other nickname is this person!
Matsumoto Akiko!
Akiko-chan, you're 22 years old.
Huh? I've never seen anything like this!
When we asked you to send us photos of you when you were young, you were so motivated that you sent us five photos!
We also have a message from your office.
Thank you for everything you do. You're doing a great job.
We'll get right to it, but you sent us five photos.
You're so beautiful, what should we do?
We hope you'll take good care of us.
Akiko-chan!
On a date at the port of Toba in Mie Prefecture.
Next!
Is everyone okay?
On a trip to Chakarazuka.
Next!
On a double date at sea.
Double date!
Next!
On a cycling trip to Aoyama.
By the way, the scarf you're wearing is a gift from him.
Who's "him"?
I don't know.
It's not my dad!
Damn it...
And last, of course!
On a shopping trip at a department store.
Okay, first of all, please sit over there.
What's going to happen now?
So far, eight people have entered the Visual Queen Contest.
Among them, who's the best looking woman?
The men of the city will give you a hard time.
You'll have to talk to the viewers and win out of the first ten votes.
The woman who won first place will have one page of "gravure" in her TV magazine "TV Life".
I'm so happy, Okami!
What is it now?
You don't know, do you?
I don't know!
You don't know what it is now.
It's a time for answers, now.
Well, everybody!
How about first place? Please guess!
- Yoppo! - Yoppo!
- Ippuko! - Ippuko!
- Akiko! - Akiko!
- Yappa! - Yappa!
- Ikoi and Fumi! - Fumi!
- Fumi and Okami! - Fumi and Okami!
- Okami!
- Fumi and Okami! - Okami is cool!
Oh, really...
Now, let's start Okan Derby, in which he is the best woman!
Okan Visual Queen Contest 2005
8 Okans will be shown to 8 men walking in the city
They will choose who is the best woman and will pass the first Okan with 20 votes
Who will be the winner?
Now, let's start!
Who do you think is the best woman of TBS TV?
It's difficult!
It's Ikuko-chan!
Ikuko-chan!
It's a little too early!
Yes!
Ikuko-chan!
Tomio-chan!
She is serious about glasses and seems like she will live seriously with me!
Tomio-san!
Tomio-chan!
Ikuko-chan!
Tomio-san!
Tomio-chan!
Katsumi-san!
She is the mother of Tanning and Moriyama-san!
She is lively but doesn't seem to be kind!
Tomio-chan!
Ikuko-chan!
When I cook, I usually say "Okan, it's Ikuko- chan!" and she will say "Yes, it's Ikuko-chan!"
She is serious about glasses and seems like she will live seriously with me!
Ikuko-chan!
She is so cute!
She has soft eyes and is always smiling!
Ikuko-chan!
She is the best!
Ikuko-chan!
Do you think there is a difference between Tomio- chan and Tanning-san?
I don't think so!
She is wearing a pin in her eye!
When a parent wears a pin in their eye, I think Tomio- san's eyes don't match!
Ikuko-chan!
Tanning-san's eyes don't match, but I think Tomio- san's eyes match Ikuko-chan's eyes.
Ikuko-chan!
She is so cute!
Ikuko-san!
Yes!
Ikuko-chan!
I got through!
There are seven people on the other side!
I'm Tsumi-chan.
I'm Akiko-chan.
I'm Fumio-chan.
I'm Emiko-chan.
I'm Emiko!
I'm Kitako-chan.
I'm Fumio-chan.
I don't seem to have a will.
I'll forgive you no matter what you do.
I'm Ikuko-chan.
Now, contents...
100 people in Tokyo...
For Chumeshi...
Again!
Now, this area...
Tell us your thoughts.
2012
Moving on...
It's good, it's good, it's good!
Okan Visual Fame Contest 2005, first half is over!
First of all, we have to say that the first half is over!
Okan Isuko-chan, who won the Grammy Award, will be performing her TV live "Bravia" which will be released on October 26th!
Now, what should we do? Should we watch it now?
First of all, we have to watch it! It's disgusting!
That's right!
Okan Visual Fame Contest 2005, first half starts now!
In the first half, the fierce battle between the remaining four Okans begins!
Out of these four?
Yes!
Okan Emiko-chan!
Emiko-chan!
The name of the girl you used to think was lovely!
Emiko-chan!
Emiko-san!
Emiko-chan!
You no longer look kind, you have more spirit!
Saho-chan!
Shaku-chan!
Hey!
Who called her 'house' yesterday like a dead granny!
Annihiko-chan!
Emisuko-chan!
Emiko-chan!
Emisuko-chan!
Missaires!
Annihiko-chan!
Emiko-chan!
Missaires!
Miss...
Annihiko-chan!
What are you looking for?
Eroticism!
(Their faces are covered in blood)
Who is the nicest woman?
Not all of them are cute.
Who is this?
Emiko-chan.
Three of you?
Emiko-chan.
Well, then, this girl.
Yes.
Well, she's this small,
so I think a good smile is the most important.
Don't lose!
Don't lose to Misco!
Misco-chan.
She's tough, but...
If I had to choose one, I'd still choose Emiko- chan.
I'd still choose Emiko-chan.
I'm sorry to say this, but...
Misco-san.
Misco-chan.
Who do you think is the nicest woman?
Emiko-san.
Catch up!
By the way, this is a picture taken in your early 20s.
Oh, this is from my early 20s!
Yes!
Who is the nicest woman?
Come here!
I like people, so I think people are nice.
Emiko-chan.
(Emiko-chan)
This is Hossha, isn't it?
This is a battle between Koguro and Hossha, just by looking at the photos.
That's right.
It's a blue that I've never tasted before.
What is this feeling?
I don't know why, but there's already a closing comment.
I'm sad when I think it's going to end like this.
Next up is of course...
Quick Shoten!
Now, here's the topic.
Everyone, these eight regular people...
How well do you know how to answer this one?
Wait a minute...
You've already spent 10 seconds thinking about it!
Are you regular people?
It's the exact opposite of what we said earlier.
Write it down in 10 seconds.
Now, let's go!
The first topic we'll start with is...
This one!
A new hero's name is...
Ready...
Start!
One...
Two...
Three!
Four!
Stop it!
What's this?
A new hero's name!
"The Knies"!
He used it.
OK, Miyasako! A new hero's name!
Um... "Ochappa Mask"!
You said "Ochappa Mask" just now!
This is weird!
OK, Mimura! A new hero's name!
"Hero-man"!
That's too fast!
OK, Hono-chan! A new hero's name!
"K-tra-man"!
"K-tra-man" is a special move, right?
Special move... I'll give you my hero number!
OK, Okuten! A new hero's name!
"Takidashi-ball"!
"Ball"! "Ball"! "Ball"!
Takidashi-ball...
He's a bad guy!
Why did you bring me here?!
He's a bad guy!
OK, Okuten! A new hero's name!
"Paul Newman"!
OK, Mimura! A new hero's name!
"Video Squad"! "Handy-camera-man"!
10 seconds! 10 seconds!
OK, Mimura! A new hero's name!
"Orthodox"!
That's not it!
He keeps saying "orthodox" all the time!
"Orthodox"...
No explanation needed!
Because...
Because he always says "orthodox"...
It hurts...
Let's do it one more time!
OK, next hero's name is...
Don't go in there! Don't go in there!
The name of a love hotel where girls just want to go in!
Let's go! 4, start!
1!
2!
3!
Thank you!
This is bad!
The name of the love hotel girls want to enter without thinking!
This is bad!
Hotel Otagiri Joe.
Thank you!
This place is scary!
The name of the love hotel girls want to enter without thinking!
Pitchory House.
This is bad!
Pitchory House.
The name of the love hotel girls want to enter without thinking!
Hotel Nonsex.
Don't worry, don't worry.
Don't worry.
For now, don't worry, you can enter.
It's like this, so don't worry.
OK, Otake, the name of the love hotel you want to enter unexpectedly.
Iarashikan.
Iarashikan means "on the contrary".
OK, Toku-san, the name of the love hotel you want to enter unexpectedly.
Oh, Buraburankokan.
You want to enter.
OK, Rabo-san, the name of the love hotel you want to enter unexpectedly.
Paul Newman.
Um, really, I've been thinking about it a lot until I got here.
How do you like it?
I don't like it!
Until now, it's just a game.
Ah, you're used to it now.
That's what you say, right?
Ah, I see!
That's what you say, right?
The topic for today is this!
What is the name of the newly invented pro- wrestling technique?
OK, let's go. Ready, start!
Seven!
Six!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Three!
Two!
One!
OK, everyone!
The name of the newly invented pro-wrestling technique!
Kurubushi Otoshi! (Dropping Kurubushi)
Let me do it! Let me do it!
Kurubushi! (Dropping Kurubushi)
Hold it like this and lift it up like this!
Now look!
I don't want to see that Miyasako-san!
UFJ! (UFO)
Here it is! UFJ! (UFO)
How do you do it?
Like this, right?
It's like you're pressing a button.
It's like you're pressing a button, right?
That's right!
It's difficult!
The name of the newly invented pro-wrestling technique!
Muchu... (Concentration)
This is it!
You're always fast!
Wait for my response!
Muchu... (Concentration)
This is it!
You're always doing it!
What are you doing?!
You're always doing it!
Now, Otake! The name of the newly invented pro- wrestling technique!
Konekuri-mawashi (Turning Konekuri)
It doesn't sound like a technique at all!
But you're still young!
So, Otake, the name of the newly invented technique!
Juuroku-no-ji-gata (Four-six-finger style)
That's amazing!
What does Juuroku-no-ji-gata (Four-six-finger style) mean?
It's four times four.
So, Masumoto-san, the name of the newly invented pro- wrestling technique!
Soko-take-ga-tame (Only Harden That Part)
What are you doing?
Harden that part! Harden that part!
Soko-take-ga-tame (Only Harden That Part)
That's amazing!
But you're still young!
That's amazing!
I think it's better for you to say it!
But you're still young for me!
So, Masumoto-san, the name of the newly invented pro- wrestling technique!
You threw it onto the rope and it came back!
I see.
Chirami (Glimpse)
That's a lie!
I thought it would hurt me.
You thought it would hurt you.
I thought it would hurt me.
That's an idea only M can come up with.
I get it now!
Look at the people sitting over there!
This is what you call a "regular"!
Right?!
Even if a few people change, you'll still have a room?!
If we had 10 people, we could come up with 10!
This is really tough!
The next topic is this!
The long-awaited new song of Kitajima Sub! The title is...
Let's go! Start at 14 seconds!
Time's up!
Let's go!
Why did you say something like that?
Now, everyone, Sub-chan's new song's title is...
Um... "My Thumb".
Sub-chan's new song's title is...
"Gosaku".
"Gosaku" is nice.
It's nice. Part 2 is good.
The Osaka-san's new song's title is...
"Yobimizu Matsuri" (Rainwater Festival)
That's right.
Rainwater...
That's a good one.
Udo-san's new song's title is...
"Sou".
This is...
This is a masterpiece, this is good
This is good
Now, your new song's title is...
365 Hours of Joy
Shall we sing it?
Can you sing it?
Yes, please continue
Now, your new song's title is...
George's Idiot
Um, can you change the order?
Why?!
There's nothing good about this song
Even if you rewrite the last part
Now, everyone, two more questions!
Two more questions!
These young people
have to find the answer!
Right?!
Yes!
Get out of here!
Now, your song's title is...
A Girl's Name Better Than Starlight
Let's go
Ready, start!
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
Nine
Ten
Eleven
Wow, this is...
It's getting easier and easier, isn't it?
Now, the name of delicious rice other than Koshihikari is...
Koshihikari?
Hey, Mimura, the name of delicious rice other than Koshihikari is...
Oishikute (delicious)
Ah, this is good
Mmm, looks good
Now, the name of delicious rice other than Koshihikari is...
Indooaa (India)
You're doing it now, aren't you?
I...
It's not bad!
You're doing it now, aren't you?
Now, the name of delicious rice other than Koshihikari is...
Koshihikari
It's good, isn't it?
Now, the name of delicious rice other than Koshihikari is...
Indigamai (Indian rice)
What?
What "indigamai"?
I don't like it
What do you mean?
Now, it's finally time for the last question!
The last one...
Now, it's the last one!
Yes
It's good, isn't it?
Mmm, get out of my way!
The last question is...
What is the first Japanese word that Terry learned in Japan?
I love you
What? What?
This is easy!
What is the first Japanese word you learned?
"yoroshiku" (thank you in Japanese)
When you get out of the car, you say "yoroshiku" (thank you in Japanese)
"yoroshiku" (thank you in Japanese)
"honma de mo ii janai" (isn't "honma de mo ii janai" enough?)
Father, the first Japanese word you learned was...
"chotto heso zureteru yo" (your navel is a little off)
Father, you have the most questions so far!
It's not like that!
It's not like that?
Please change it!
There was one guy with a little navel
When we arrived, his navel was a little off
Your navel is a little off
What is the first Japanese word you learned?
"piku" (peak)
Father, what is the first Japanese word you learned?
"tenchou, ichimanensatsu haerimaasu" (boss, I'll charge you 10,000 yen)
It's not that bad, right?
That's what I'm about to say
You don't have confidence, right?
Now, what is the first Japanese word you learned?
"himo chanto tote" (take the rope properly)
When we arrived...
"tote" (rope)
When we arrived...
"fune no" (ship)
When we arrived...
"fune no" (ship)
You did it yourself!
"himo chanto tote" (take the rope properly)
You did it yourself!
I don't think I can do it at all
"himo chanto tote" (take the rope properly)
Is it good?
It's good, boss
Now, father
Yes
How is it?
Well, well, young...
Wait, I'm sorry, but can you stop raising the hurdle?
It's really hard to say
The first Japanese word Perry learned was...
"adataku, sutetakara" (attack, avoid it)
Stop!
You make me lose my patience!
He's been talking about it lately.
I wonder if he's not talking about it anymore.
He's said it before.
But you still say it?!
I said it so many times today!
Damn!
He's not talking about it!
What the hell is he talking about?!
This is crazy!
This has been Quizmo Showtime!
Next week's "Rinkan" is...
From the first episode, a major incident occurs!
In this emergency situation, all nine regular members are urgently summoned!
I'm surprised.
What's going on?
Here you go!
A complete document of all nine regular members!
What will happen to the members on this day?!
Next week's "Rinkan" is...
From the first episode, an emergency situation occurs!
An hour special!
Rinkan, you can do it!
And now, a special project!
Um...
Kanshin...
He's a little crazy, isn't he?
Will Duncan and young entertainers...
Be able to build true friendship?
Trendy Duncan!
Thank you!
Saying goodbye to friends...
Here you go, Duncan.
Thank you!
Will they be able to build true friendship?
Get out of the way!
Um-chan!
Kanshin!
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