AISubs v3.4
Strip everything around the bed Strip everything around the bed
Unravel the secret room only for weekends Unravel the secret room only for weekends
You keep dancing your cheeks You keep dancing your cheeks
This is the only time I can grab you and get carried away and kiss you more than usual
It's time for "Detective Night Scoop"!
A detective night scoop where we put sharp eyes in complicated modern society and thoroughly explain various mysteries and questions!
I'm your director, Satoshi Matsumoto!
And...
I'm your secretary, Saori Matsuda!
At this detective station, we follow the requests of our viewers and immediately dispatch excellent detectives to pursue the truth!
And today, we have Dr. Tani Hitoshi, a medical expert!
- Thank you for having me! - Thank you for having me!
- I hope you're full of energy and double Hitoshi today! - Double Hitoshi, yes!
- I hope you're full of energy and double Hitoshi today! - I'd like to do it, but...
- Recently, I've been doing some weird speeches. - Oh, is that so?
- Yes. - Are you okay now?
- I'm totally fine now, but... - Yes.
- Isn't there a preventive measure or something like that? - No, I'll tell you about it later.
Tell me now!
- What is it? - Is there anyone who wants to know about it?
- What is it you want me to tell you about? - It looks like there's a way to cure it.
Now, let's move on to the first request of the day!
Yes. First of all, it's a request from a 28-year- old housewife named Rikako Nagai, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
I love my husband's grandparents very much.
My one-year-old son, who is now four months old, often takes me to my grandfather's house to play.
My grandfather and grandmother always love my son and I am very happy about it,
but there is one thing that bothers me.
Does my grandfather recognize me?
Whenever I go out to play,
my grandfather's eyes are only directed at my son,
and my eyes hardly meet mine.
I don't think I'm in my grandfather's vision.
Wouldn't you notice it even if another woman said it?
It's a little lonely, but would you like to try it once?
- That's what she said. - Oh, I see.
- It's a little lonely, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
There are people like me who don't meet their eyes at all in programs.
- Yes, yes. - It's lonely.
That's why I don't think it's possible for you to go to your grandfather's house like your grandchild,
but still, your eyes don't meet too much.
Now, let's see if your grandfather recognizes you.
Please watch the video.
Oh, hello.
- Hello. - Hello, nice to meet you.
- My name is Ishida, I'm a detective. - I've been waiting for you.
Thank you.
- This is Issei. - I'm Issei.
- One year old? - One year and four months old.
- Has your grandfather not recognized you that much? - No.
I don't think I've been recognized that much.
- He's your husband's grandfather, right? - Yes, yes, yes.
- But there's still a little distance. - Yes.
- Do you feel more distance than that? - Yes.
I'd like him to remember my name and face.
- Has he ever called you by name? - No, he hasn't.
- And yet you took Issei with you. - It was crazy.
I think I went to play with him about twice a month for lunch.
- Ping pong? - Yes.
- Did Issei call you? - No, he didn't.
When I said "Issei-chan", his name came up.
- Oh, you remember Issei's name. - I do.
I say, "Grandfather, you look well."
But even then, I don't look at his face like this.
I say, "Issei-chan, you're so cute."
I know there's someone out there.
But I don't look at them that much.
If you think about it, you might not be in his vision.
As a woman called "Rikako",
you weren't recognized as a human being.
- But you brought Issei with you. - That's right!
We're at your grandfather's house now.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- I'm your father. - I'm your grandfather.
I'd like you and your grandfather to act like you normally do.
- I'd like you and your father to act like you. - I understand.
- Can I do it now? - Yes, you can do it now.
- You'll go to your grandfather's house. - I understand.
All right! You're my grandfather, right?
Hello!
Excuse me!
- Grandfather! - Grandfather, hello!
- How are you? - I'm fine.
- Let me hug you. - You want me to hug you?
- Let me hug you! - It's hard for me.
- Let me hug you! - I'm fine.
- Grandfather, are you okay? - I'm fine.
- You're so cute! - I'm glad you think so.
- Do you feel recognized? - Yes, I do.
"Existence"...
"Existence" means that something exists.
I feel sorry for her.
Excuse me!
I'm the host of a show called "Himago ni Banzai!"
I'm Ishida Yasushi from Yoshimoto.
Himago-san is in this house.
Oh, that's Himago-san!
What's your name?
I'm Himago.
I'm Hiiji-chan!
Hiiji-chan! Wow!
Hiiji-chan!
Yes, yes.
So, Hiiji-chan and Hiiba-chan...
Are just watching you.
But you can chase me around.
Toshiaki-san said...
I'm going to the Self-Defense Force.
Oh, you went to the Self-Defense Force!
Did you know about the Self-Defense Force?
You always tell me about yourself.
Oh, really?
You show me a lot of materials, too.
I'm going to...
the Self-Defense Force.
You're fashionable, aren't you?
You love being fashionable, don't you?
Can I go first?
Yes, you can.
Can you help me?
Oh, I'll go first.
Oh, it's okay, it's okay.
Don't take it off right away.
I know.
I think I saw it somewhere.
It's good.
Don't show me all of it.
She doesn't recognize me.
Hey...
Rikako-san...
Yes?
I want you to have a personal interest in me for a long time.
Yes.
If a different Rikako-san comes...
do you think she'll notice?
I don't think she'll notice.
Then, please begin.
Yes, yes.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Okay, I wonder what this is.
Rikako-san?
Yes?
Please.
Issei, what do you think of this?
Issei, you look like her.
It's Mom.
What do you think of it?
I think it's cool.
No, it's not cool.
The lyrics say it's cool.
That's right.
It's too young for Mom.
It's too young.
It's definitely not like that.
If you get older, you can't get older.
Issei, you look like her.
Issei just said that.
What do you think?
I don't think it's young.
Me neither.
Will Grandpa notice Rikako Issei?
I'm back.
Let's go.
Oh, Grandpa. I'm back.
I'll be waiting for you, Issei.
I'm back.
Grandpa, I'm back.
Grandpa.
You're strong.
Grandpa.
Here you go.
Can you do it?
You're strong.
See? It's okay.
It's not bad at all.
But you know, you're a strong girl.
You're strong.
Hey, hey.
Anyway, I'm going to the bathroom.
It's okay.
It's not weird at all.
It's normal.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Do you feel pain in your ankle?
Here you go.
You're strong.
I see.
You haven't noticed it at all now.
Yeah.
You haven't noticed it.
Maybe you haven't noticed it because you haven't seen it yet.
Oh, you mean you'll notice it when you see it.
But you know what it is.
Yeah.
You're walking now.
You're almost there.
But you're always like this, aren't you?
I'm always like this.
I'm always worried about you.
I'm always like this.
But you look at me like...
Oh, I made a mistake.
You should play with me a lot.
What?
I just saw you.
How are you doing these days?
I'm fine.
Are you okay?
That's good.
Do you want me to bring you something?
But...
What?
Did you notice?
It's a little... I don't know.
Is there anything different?
Grandpa, do you know who I am?
Do you know?
The door...
Is it about my name?
Is it about your name?
Iseno.
Let's go.
Iseno's mom.
Mom.
Mom?
It's a little...
Grandpa, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Yes.
Grandpa, I'm really sorry.
What?
Grandpa, I don't know your name.
Do you think you are Iseno's mom?
No, I don't think I'm Iseno's mom.
You don't think?
Yes.
You won!
Hey!
It's funny!
I'm happy!
I thought it was a little different.
Yes.
What's funny about it?
It's a little...
Black?
Black.
Wow!
Amazing!
But you knew it.
You were watching me.
That's right!
You didn't recognize me at all.
At first, when I came with Issei,
I couldn't look you in the eye anymore.
Oh, I see.
Thank you for coming to see me.
You come to see me often, and I'm happy.
I'm happy.
You're crying!
I thought you wouldn't recognize me at all.
Wait a minute!
Are you crying in front of me, too?
You recognized me!
You're my cute son's wife, right?
Yes!
So you're also a member of the Nagaike family!
No, not at all!
You're like my worst daughter!
Worst?!
No, you're my best daughter!
No way! It's a bad ending!
At worst, it's a big mistake.
It's a big mistake.
It's a big mistake of words.
But he recognizes it very well.
Yes.
And why did you meet him when he left?
You can't find the thread of conversation.
Of course, there is a generation gap.
Yes.
But I feel like I can understand it.
You can understand it.
For example, his wife's younger brother's wife.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
You can understand it.
You can understand it a little bit.
But he is an old man who feels everything.
He doesn't worry about anything.
That's right.
In his heart, he thinks she is the worst daughter.
She is the worst daughter.
She is the best daughter.
She is the worst daughter.
Let's move on to the next one.
Yes.
Next is a request from Yasunori Yamanaka, 42 years old, who lives in Osaka Prefecture.
It's been 30 years since I've been watching "Detective Night Scoop".
There is something I haven't told anyone and I'm still doing it.
It's that I've been storing my cut nails in a plastic bottle since I was 20 years old.
The more you have, the more you will be satisfied with your achievements.
I thought I was the only one who has been doing this unknowingly,
but the other day, my wife found out that I kept writing bad things about me on my smartphone memo.
It seems like fun for my wife before going to bed.
Please look up what other people have been doing unknowingly.
I see.
You don't want to fix that weird habit of yours, do you?
No, I don't.
I won't write about it again.
What?
It's already over.
I think people around the world have been doing this unknowingly.
I see.
So, I went to the city of Osaka and did some research.
Please go ahead.
Wow...
Hey...
Soap bubbles...
Don't you get caught by soap bubbles at that age?
Soap bubbles...
Can I ask you something?
Sure.
Why do you blow soap bubbles?
Because I forget everything I don't like.
Does it change your mood when you're blowing soap bubbles?
Of course it does.
See?
Even if I'm unhappy, I still want to do it.
I love you so much!
By the way, how long have you been blowing soap bubbles with bad habits in them?
About 20 years.
What?!
You've been blowing soap bubbles for 20 years?!
Yes.
Wow!
What else have you been doing unknowingly?
Blankets...
Unknowingly...
Sleeping without a blanket...
What made you do that?
Well, for some reason, the dog I adopted started peeing in my blanket...
And I couldn't get rid of its smell even if I washed it...
So I thought it would be a hassle to wash it...
And I got angry...
With the blanket?
Since then, until now...
Without a blanket...
How do you sleep?
On the floor...
Don't you want to buy a blanket now?
I wish I had one...
But I'm not very confident in sleeping...
At my workplace...
The other day, I took Yanryok with me...
And he pulled out a blanket for me...
I couldn't sleep...
I see...
It's more comfortable without it...
I think it's more normal without it...
You're amazing as a human being...
Where are you from?
I'm from Hokkaido...
I'm from Sapporo...
Sapporo?
Yes...
You have a pure image...
Is there anything you keep doing without anyone knowing?
Something like...
Rolling up a towel and not hugging it...
I can't sleep without it...
That's cute...
How old are you?
Five years old...
For twenty-six years...
Isn't it different with a waterfall pillow?
Once I've decided on a shape...
I don't like it...
I want it to fit me...
I see...
When you're with someone...
It's like you're being dyed more than you are...
It's not like that at all...
Maybe...
It's a new world, isn't it?
Boris, you've been working hard since morning!
You know, this city has been okay from the morning.
Boris, what do you do for a living?
I work at a convenience store, but I'm the president of a medical company.
What?!
I'm studying at an American university.
Really?!
Yes.
Can you speak to me in English for a bit?
Boris, you're amazing!
Is there anything you keep doing?
Walking.
Walking? Every day?
Yes.
I walk more than 10 kilometers.
10 kilometers?!
It's boring even if I'm at home alone.
Ah, you want to go out.
And if I'm going out anyway, I'm going to strengthen my legs and waist.
Ah, you're using a tree, aren't you?
Yes.
And you're making it into a crosswalk like this, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Yes, I'm drinking from this.
PLA-MI-ZERO!
It's not STRONG-ZERO, it's PLA-MI-ZERO!
Boris, how old are you now?
Forty... No, not forty... Thirty-nine.
You've been fooled by yourself.
Is there anything you keep doing without anyone knowing?
Um... There's a TV show where you chase people like a hunter.
While you're running away?
Yes, like a hunter while you're running away, you look around like this.
You look like a hunter?
Yes, yes.
You think there's something dangerous in your body, so you look around like this while you're running away.
While you're running away?
Yes. I've been doing that since I was a kid.
No way!
Really.
How do you do it? For example...
Like this?
Yes.
Like this?
Yes.
Like this? Just looking around like this?
Yes.
I don't really catch people.
So, have you ever noticed anything?
Not at all.
What a cute young man.
Don't you have anything you've been doing for a while?
Yes, I do.
How cute you are!
What do you do?
I eat 100 kinds of fish until I'm 10 years old.
Do you eat 100 kinds of fish until you're 10 years old?
Yes, I do.
Whenever I see a new fish, I always carry it with me so that I can take notes.
I see.
The legend must have started with horse mackerel.
Horse mackerel, rockfish, rockfish, rockfish, rainbow trout, flounder, flounder,
and rockfish.
Rockfish, too.
How many kinds of fish did you eat?
About 70 kinds of fish.
So, you still have about 30 kinds of fish.
I'm having a hard time.
Why are you having a hard time?
When I went to Osaka, there weren't any new fish there.
So, I had to go to Okinawa again.
There are no fish in Osaka.
You have a very elegant skin.
You are very elegant.
You look like someone who first built a bank.
Is there anything you have been doing without anyone knowing?
I have been watching over children for twenty-two or three years.
I have been doing it for free.
Since school?
Yes, I have been doing it since I went to school.
I have been doing it for free, without anyone knowing.
And it has been going on for a long time.
That's wonderful.
No, no.
Do you have children's reactions?
They call me "Mr. Jisao".
"Mr. Jisao"?
When I stand up every day, most of them call me "Mr. Jisao".
Do your children call you "Mr. Jisao" as well?
Yes, yes.
That's great!
Recently, I was walking along the elementary school I was watching over.
Then I heard a voice calling me "Mr. Jisao".
I thought a child was calling me from the school's schoolmaster.
I looked at the schoolmaster.
No one was calling me.
But I still heard a voice calling me "Mr. Jisao".
Who, who, who?
Then I looked at it.
Suddenly, there was a crow on top of a lightbulb.
I was surprised and looked at the crow.
It was you, Mr. Jisao!
I thought it was a lie and took it out of my phone.
I will tell you about it later.
Is it a lie?
I will tell you about it later.
I have saved it.
Can I say it?
Yes.
Mr. Jisao
I heard it!
Mr. Jisao
He's definitely saying it.
He's been related to children for decades and says "Mr. Jisao"
That's why crows remember it like a holiday.
It's like an old story.
Crows and Mr. Jisao.
If you keep doing something for a long time, a lot of strange things will happen.
That's right.
How old are you, Mr. Mori?
I'm 62 years old.
You're young and beautiful.
I have a question for you.
Is there anything you keep doing without anyone knowing?
I'm grateful for what I keep doing.
But I'm grateful for what I'm living for.
I became a politician because I avoided being elected by the political party.
That's hot.
I'm leaving it to myself.
I can see your mouth moving.
I'm leaving it to myself.
Your mouth is moving a lot.
You know, the world is sweet.
Your mouth is moving a lot.
I saw it on social media.
I don't know what you're talking about.
No, it's not.
I saw it.
Your mouth is moving a lot.
You know, the world is sweet.
You know, the world is cold.
Your mouth is moving a lot.
I'm having fun.
Your mouth is moving a lot.
You know, the world is sweet.
I can see your mouth is moving a lot.
Thank you.
Wonderful.
You've got a lot of money.
I'm having fun.
Wonderful.
You've got a lot of people.
Did you get it in one day?
Yes, in one day.
That's great.
I'm interested in that mask, too.
Leave me alone.
I haven't eaten it yet.
I've never seen him laugh while sitting down.
It's been 20 minutes.
Now, let's move on to the last request for today.
Yes.
The last request is from Sui Yokota, who lives in Sakaishi, Osaka Prefecture, who is 11 years old and in the sixth grade of elementary school.
I want to do a moonwalk.
When I was in the fourth grade of elementary school,
I happened to watch a moonwalk on TV and thought it looked interesting.
But it's too difficult and I can't do it no matter how many times I do it,
and I can't do it now even when I'm in the sixth grade of elementary school,
so if you tell me how to do it,
I can show it to my school friends, so please tell me how to do it.
Detective, thank you for your request.
And actually, I have one more request.
It's a request from Sui's mother, Ms. Yokota Keiko.
The other day, her son...
...asked me for a detective's night scoop in secret.
I was very surprised, but at the same time very happy.
Because my son has been late in speaking since he was little, and even now that he is in the sixth grade, he is not good at expressing his feelings in words.
At home it is average, but at school he also uses support classes, so he does not have much time in class and seems to be concerned about not being able to give his original self to his classmates as a son.
So it seems that by practicing moonwalking hard and showing it to everyone, you may change something in yourself.
He has never said he wanted to do something himself before, and I think it will be a big decision and challenge for his son this time.
Detective, would you like to lend me your strength for such a son? Thank you in advance.
Please leave it to me.
No, this is amazing. It's a little irregular, isn't it?
His son did it himself, and later his mother knew about it and made him do it again.
In order to get along with everyone in the class, he wants to learn this specialty of moonwalking and show what he has done with all his might, and he did his best to get it out.
Did Sui-kun be able to moonwalk? Please watch the video.
Hello.
Hello, I'm Detective Hashimoto of the Detective Agency.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Where is Sui-kun today?
Sui-kun went out for a while, and I think he will be back soon.
What kind of child is Sui-kun?
She is not good at expressing her feelings well in words.
What about her sportsmanship?
It's bad.
Hello.
You look like a contract broker.
You look like a second bank.
Do you like light scuba diving?
Yes.
Are you watching me now?
Yes.
Was it okay for me to be a detective?
Is it okay?
Who do you like the most?
Sawye.
Sawye, I'm sorry.
Sawye, you said you like me the most.
What did you like about Moonwalk when you saw it?
It was cool.
Was it cool?
Yes.
You want to show it to your friends, don't you?
Yes.
Do you have any friends you want to show it to?
Souta and...
Yes.
Naoto.
The three of them were concerned about you.
I see.
Why do you want to show it to your friends?
If I show it to others, I might change myself.
Why do you want to change yourself?
I don't usually talk to others.
If I show Moonwalk, will they talk to me normally?
You want to talk to others.
Yes.
Please show us Moonwalk you've been practicing for two years!
It might be different from the Moonwalk I know.
It's not the reverse playback of "thief".
I want to show it to others.
But I can't do what I want to do.
Can I ask you some questions?
Yes.
I didn't know it would be like this.
It's very difficult!
I don't think I can do it.
Woo!
Wow!
Huh?
Woo!
Wow!
Huh?
Woo!
Yes! Yes!
Wow!
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
This is Japan's number one impersonator of Michael Jackson, Michael Jackton.
Jackton! Jackton! Jackton! Jackton!
You smell so good.
Thank you so much.
Nice to meet you.
What makes you do such amazing things?
I drink strawberry juice.
You drink strawberry juice.
That's good.
That's great.
Thank you.
This is also a world-wide buzz, isn't it?
Yes.
A man who feels gravity.
Yes.
It's amazing that you can do this in the middle of the city.
That's great.
Would you like Mr. Jackton to watch it?
Yes, of course.
Please.
Thank you.
This is serious.
That toe and heel are opposite.
- Opposite? - Opposite.
- You've been doing the opposite all the time? - Yes, I've been doing the opposite for two years.
But it's good that you practice the opposite.
- Now, let's train. - Yes.
Moonwalk is like this.
- I'm lowering the one with the heel together. - I see.
I'm lowering the one with the heel together.
Like this.
But you're lowering the one with the heel together.
Like this.
- So it feels like I'm walking. - Yes, like this.
First, put your weight on your right toe.
Then, put your left foot behind you with the heel together.
Stop. Change.
Yes, behind you.
Change.
Behind you.
Yes, change.
Behind you.
Even if you know it in your head, you can't catch up with it.
I see.
But, you can do it properly like this.
Oh, good.
You can do it yourself, too.
Oh, good.
You might have a good sense of it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh.
Yes, Kirikouji, yes.
By the way, Hashimoto-san.
Yes.
Shall we try it?
This way.
Like this?
Yes.
And like this?
Yes.
Like this?
Oh.
But, you can't do it properly without socks.
Can you raise your heel a little higher?
Yes, yes, yes.
And, step back.
You step quite a lot.
Yes.
Yes, yes.
Yes, with that momentum.
You're good.
Yes, yes.
Raise your heel a little higher.
Yes.
How is it?
It's getting better.
Wow.
You got it?
Yes.
It's still a little stiff.
How do you do this smooth movement?
Tsui-kun, now...
Like this...
Now, one by one...
It's like this, but...
Let's do it together.
This...
Ton, ton, ton, ton.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, change.
Change and move.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's floating.
It's like a cargo tug.
You can make the width shorter.
It's reversed.
When you speed up, you get confused and your legs go crazy.
- Are you tired? - Yes.
It's tiring.
- I wish I could do it all the time. - Yes.
I can't do it at all.
If you raise your heels too much, you'll hit your toes.
- That's right. - So...
Speed up.
- Shall we do our best? - Yes.
- To make your friends happy... - That's right.
- Yes. - Let's say "wow".
- Yes. - Yes.
- One by one, carefully. - Yes.
It's reversed.
It's floating.
Shall we check it out?
Yes.
Check. It's reversed again.
- It's reversed. - Check.
Raise your heels more.
Do you want to get better?
If you make a mistake, it's okay.
It's not a mistake anymore.
It's more important to practice.
Do you think so?
Yes.
Okay, let's go.
(Music)
Here you are.
Wow.
How do you like it?
Wow.
I want you to practice more with this.
This is amazing.
When you released this song, you said you wanted to show it to your friends, right?
Yes.
Here you are!
What?
Really?
Hello.
Thank you for coming.
Yes.
What?
You said you wanted to show it to your friends.
I don't know anything.
You don't know anything, young man.
You haven't said anything yet.
There is a video I want you to watch, so please watch it.
Okay.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's do it!
♪ She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene ♪
♪ I said don't mind, but what do you mean by it? ♪
How was it? Try it.
I was nervous.
You were nervous?
Yes.
You've been practicing your momo walk all day, haven't you?
I think it's amazing from a musician.
I think you've been practicing a lot.
You've been stopping and doing it, but you didn't give up and did it until the end.
I didn't give up and did it until the end.
Your pose was decided and it was cool.
It was cool!
Everyone is saying that.
I'm happy.
You're happy?
I'm glad I got to know you.
How was it for you, ma'am?
I saw you performing in front of your friends and I thought you'd grown up.
I think you can take a step forward with this.
This is amazing!
You did a good job!
That's right. He practiced really hard all his life.
He will practice more at home in the future and announce it at a class reunion.
He is a little more confident now.
Yes, I am. All I need is more perfume.
Did you remember the first one?
I was so moved.
Did you use a lot of perfume at first?
Michael Jackson's presence and perfume pushed me to do it.
Thank you for your time.
How did you like our interview today?
All three of them were intense.
Yes, they were.
He did his best at the end.
It's not just sadness. It's also regret.
I think it's great.
Yes, it is.
I remembered something I've been doing.
What is it?
I've been wearing earplugs when I sleep.
I've been doing it for decades.
I'm interested in it.
But I lose it several times a year.
What do you mean?
I can't find it anywhere.
But I know it.
I eat it.
What?
After I pooped a few years ago, I can't flush it.
It's a little lumpy.
I scooped it with a spoon and smelled it.
It smelled like a poop.
It's a poop, isn't it?
You ate it, didn't you?
I feel like I'm going to throw it away.
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry.
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or if you came to the studio to play,
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Thank you very much.
What kind of song do you like?
I like singing.
I'll drink it all up.
It won't open. Honey drop.