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Detective Night Scoop's time has come.
A detective night scoop that puts sharp eyes in a complicated modern society and resolutely resolves various mysteries and questions.
I am your director, Matsumoto Hitoshi.
Thank you!
I am Masuda Saori, the editor-in-chief.
At this detective station, we follow the requests of the viewers on TV and immediately dispatch excellent detectives to pursue truth.
Yes, that's right.
Well, I'm off for about two weeks.
Well, I have a little errand to run.
What's up with you?
My daughter wants to go to an amusement park.
What are you talking about?
My wife wants to go next week.
Well, I don't think I'll ever do something like this again.
Well, if I do something like this again, I'll pretend to meet her once and ask her to come to Kamioka station.
Wow!
How about it?
Sometimes, like...
Maybe I'll say yes.
Well, if that happens, I won't be able to come back.
Now, let's move on to the first segment of the day.
First of all, we have a request from a 59-year-old woman from Kaneda Yuko, who lives in Saitama Prefecture.
I'm a single woman who is turning 50 this May.
Actually, I have a trauma from when I was a child,
and I have a wish to turn my 60-year-old self into a good memory.
That trauma is,
when I was in elementary school,
I couldn't get a red land cell,
so for six years,
I had to carry a black land cell.
My grandmother sent me the land cell I bought at the department store,
but for some reason, it was black.
I thought to myself as a child,
that the person at the department store must have put it in incorrectly,
"my parents told me to use it as it is," "and they didn't buy me a red landcell."
"On top of that," "since kindergarten," "I've been wearing black-eyed glasses," "my hair is okappa," "everyone makes fun of me," "I can't make friends," "and I didn't have any good memories of elementary school when I graduated."
"Ever since I graduated," "I've been looking at a landshell store from a distance in a department store," "and I feel sorry for myself,"
"Now that I'm approaching the end of my life," "with a red landshell that I couldn't carry," "I want to overcome my trauma." "Could you lend me your strength?"
"Posted," "It may be a little difficult for me to find a landshell that I can carry," "since I'm a little big and embarrassed."
"Well," "the director is like that," "but maybe your generation," "landshells can only be red and black." "Men are black," "women are red," "this is decided," "right?"
"And you were taken advantage of," "but you weren't blessed by your children," "so you didn't have a chance to face the landshell."
"Is there a size that only adults can wear?" "Oh, I see." "Yes," "did you carry a red landshell firmly?" "Please have a look," "here you go."
Is this it?
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- How old are you? - I'm 50 years old.
Wow!
That was about 50 or 56 years ago.
- My great-grandmother... - Yes, your grandmother.
She bought and sent me something from a department store in Tokyo.
- She sent you something? - Yes.
But it was black.
I was like, "What? Black?"
I thought she might have taken it from a different department store.
- When you sent it, right? - Yes.
- That's what I thought. - I see.
But my father and mother told me to use it as it is.
- They said it was my great-grandmother's decision. - I see!
- Did you say it while crying? - I did, but...
I didn't want it to go back.
What did you say while carrying a black bag?
A man carrying a black bag.
- I had bad eyesight since kindergarten. - I see.
Back then, I was skinny and blue.
But now, I don't have a selfish body like I used to.
I'm sorry.
- You're a selfish person. - Yes.
But it's a different era.
- I don't see a randoseru anymore. - No, I don't.
- You don't? - No.
- Not even one? - No.
- You were usually alone. - Yes, I was alone.
I spent my days alone.
I'd go to a park nearby and look at birds, insects, and grass flowers.
I thought, "If this keeps up, I'll have no choice but to become a man."
- I see. - I didn't wear skirts.
I didn't wear a black bag.
You went to a black randoseru.
I sometimes went to a store and wore long sleeves.
"Ah, Rantaselle, it's so red, it's so nice," I used to think like that.
- You did, but that was after you became an adult. - That's right.
- If you had children... - Yes.
Would you want them to feel the same way you do?
- Would you want them to use red? - Of course I would.
I'd like them to choose what they like.
I know you all think like that, but we don't have money right now.
- Wouldn't it be better if you went to a store and bought it yourself? - Yes, that's what people think.
But it's embarrassing, and I think it's strange that people still care about things like that after all these years.
- I'm sorry for saying that. - No, it's okay.
But I'm such a selfish person, and I want to sell what I'm carrying.
What a selfish person you are!
Write it down for me.
Your weight.
- It's the same as mine! - Is it?
- How tall are you? - I'm 79cm and you're 75cm.
Don't say it! Don't say it!
Don't say it!
- If you were to carry that red handbag... - Yes.
Would you like to do something with it?
Well... I'd like to take a commemorative photo in front of elementary school.
- In front of high school? - Yes.
Okay, okay!
Now, in search of a red handbag, we've come to Yontan Fujimyo.
- These are school supplies! - School supplies!
- Look! - There it is!
There it is!
- It's different from before. - It's so colorful!
- It's so different!
- Here you go! - Thank you!
It's right in front of you!
- Look at it! It's so colorful now! - Even though it's red, there are so many colors!
- I've been longing for it! - Yes!
- A red Landius! Right? - Yes!
Yes, I know how you feel.
It'll last you six years.
I'll buy a red Landius for you.
I'll buy you a Landius, so will you like it or not?
What will you do with it?
Shall we buy it?
- Shall we put it on you? - This is...
This is for this child, right?
Hey, what color Landius do you usually carry?
Green!
- Where is it now? - Whether you're selfish or not,
it would be nice if you had a chance to say it, right?
The relationship between you and your mother is also trapped in the Landius, right?
It's strange for an old woman like me to say such a thing...
Excuse me for a moment!
- I'm a detective, Mr. Detective Uchida. - Oh, hello! Welcome!
- We're looking for a red Landius... - Yes!
Do you have a grandchild or a grandchild?
Yes, I do...
But I'm a little...
dead...
Even for adults, if you make it the longest, you can carry it.
- Oh, is that so? - Yes, if you make it the longest, you can carry it.
- Can I carry it? - Oh, of course!
- Can I try it? - No, no, no! But if you carry it here...
Yes, but if you adjust it...
- It's the same weight... - Stop it! Stop it!
If I carry it, will it work?
Is it better to carry it in front of me?
- Is it better? - Well, I'm looking forward to it...
- That's the real meaning of it, right? - Yes!
Is this the real meaning of it?
- Oh, it's much lighter now! - Here you are!
- Oh, you can do it at all! - Oh, that's great!
- Oh, you can do it at all! - Does it look like it can be used normally?
- Yes, you can do it at all! Doesn't it look like jinguri? - Oh, I see!
- How many years has it been? - Oh, I can't even tell you how great it is!
- It's so beautiful now! - Oh, is it?
- Oh, you can do it at all! Doesn't it look like jinguri? - Oh, you can do it at all!
- This is the elementary school. - Yes.
- Finally! - Oh!
- Oh, that's great! - Oh!
- It's black! - Oh!
- It looks so cool! - It's just a little joke.
- Okay!
- So, it's been 50 years! - Yes.
- It's a round cell. - This time it's really true!
- Yes! Congratulations on your entrance! - Yes!
- Open! - Yay!
- I finally opened it! - Yes!
- It's true! It's been 50 years! - Yes!
- Can you carry it? - I'll try.
- You can do it! - It's hard even with one hand.
- Wait a minute! - I can't do it!
- You have to do it! - I can't do it!
- Wait a minute! - I can't do it!
- Put your hand in! - I can't put my hand in!
- You can do it! - I can't put my hand in!
- You can do it! - Huh?
- You did it! - I did it?
- Look! - Do you know me?
- I know you! - Do you know me?
- Let's take a picture! - No, you're making me cry.
- Congratulations! - Thank you!
- You're entering school today, right? - Yes!
- Congratulations! - Yes!
- Okay! - Bye-bye!
- But you came back here alone at that time. - Yes.
- Do you have any particular feelings? - No, I don't.
- You don't have any particular feelings? - No.
- I mean, Joshi didn't do that. - Okay.
- He did something like "googly go" or "chi yoko rei to"... - Oh, you did that, too!
- I'm not good at rock-paper-scissors... - Let's do "googly go" first.
- "googly go" first.
- Rock-paper-scissors, go! - Rock-paper-scissors, go!
Rock-paper-scissors, go!
- Rock-paper-scissors, go! - Rock-paper-scissors, go!
I'm going home first!
It's fun here, too.
- Okay. - Okay.
It's like a dream. If you think hard about it, it will come true someday.
Look ahead and live!
Is there anything you want to do?
After that, I want to do something about this selfish body and get good treatment.
Look ahead!
That's right!
Thank you!
You wanted to do this, didn't you?
Yes, I did!
Yes, you did!
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm glad.
What's with that half-assed stubbornness of yours?
The director said he wanted to do it.
So I did it!
There was no reaction beyond my expectations.
If I say it, it's because it's a black bag for me!
You're joking, aren't you?
When I hear stories like this,
I can't even buy a desk anymore.
A study desk!
But back in our day,
we had all kinds of characters.
We couldn't even buy a desk anymore.
My dad used to pick up the desk for me.
It wasn't a study desk, was it?
I have three brothers,
but all three of them were picked up by my dad.
It wasn't a study desk, was it?
Let's move on to the next request.
Yes.
Next is a request from
Nao Nakashima, 34 years old,
who lives in Shiga Prefecture.
Good evening,
everyone at the Matsumoto Detective Agency.
It's sudden, but
I have my own joy
called "tsumesaya-saki".
Do you all know "tsumesaya"?
Cat's claws can be many layers,
and when claws are stretched and
claws are sharpened and so on,
old claws come off easily,
but it is called "tsumesaya".
When it becomes a fine "tsumesaya",
old and thin claws
overlap many layers.
The "tsumesaya-saki" is
cutting each layer one by one.
I love the sound and feeling
of cutting it.
I love the sound and feeling of cutting it.
I have a dream like that.
It is to get a lion's claw and react to the claw cutting.
How big it is and what kind of sound it makes,
just imagining a lion's claw makes me so emotional.
I can't stand it anymore.
I can't do anything on my own, so please help me.
Have you ever heard of a "claw"?
It's the first time for me, too.
A cat's claw is like a sheath from the inside.
As more and more new things come out,
I can't stand it anymore.
I want to be a lion. Can I do it?
Let's take a look at it.
Thank you for having me.
A cat's claw and sheath...
I love it.
I can't stand it.
I can't stand it, either.
What is it?
This is it.
A cat's claw and sheath.
Have you ever seen it?
Well...
It's garbage.
Usually, a cat's claw is retracted like this.
When you cut or sharpen it,
it comes out like this.
Like this.
I can't stand it.
It comes out like this.
This is a sheath.
Do you sharpen it?
Yes, I do.
Can I see it?
First of all, you do it like this.
You loosen the sheath like this.
Like this.
It's like a book page.
You can loosen it.
I can't stand the sound when you cut it into smaller pieces.
Did you hear it?
I couldn't hear it.
This is the distance you can hear it now, but if you bring it to the trash can and do it, it will be transmitted more directly.
I would like to know what kind of sound Nakashima- san enjoys, so I put a microphone around my ear and listen to it.
Maybe it's good.
But I haven't shown my true self yet.
I'll try my best from now on.
But sometimes it's good and sometimes it's not, so I'll do it.
I want to be quiet for a moment.
This is it!
Did you hear it?
I heard it!
This is it!
Do you know something?
What?
Isn't there anything new?
There is.
Wow! There are so many!
Wow!
I'm trying my best to collect them.
This is amazing!
A thicker one makes a better sound.
I'm starting to get it!
Do you know it?
This is it!
White and blue are very thick.
It's good. It's good, isn't it? It's really good.
It's difficult, but it's like it's a little difficult.
I know! That's right!
This is not the end. What?
This is Saita, isn't it? Yes.
Do you know I'm gathering here?
Oh! Yes, yes, yes!
After that, I'm going to crush it.
Like this.
Like this...
Oh, it's good.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Don't you think it's beautiful?
It's beautiful.
There's something I want to do today, isn't there?
Lions are like cats.
I've always thought that lions also have claws.
I'm sorry to say this, but it's escalating.
Now, we're in Hyogo Prefecture.
We're here at FIMIJI CENTRAL PARK.
Thank you very much.
What should we do?
It's too sudden to ask you to let me cut your nails first.
Can you cut my nails first?
First of all, I'd like you to take your time and enjoy it.
Hello. I'm Fukushige, the director of Saori Park.
Director-san, you love cats, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Especially cats with claws.
Yes, claws.
If you want to see a bigger one, you should go for lions.
Lions, yes.
Can you see them up close?
Yes, there's a bus shaped like a lion.
Finally, the lion you've been waiting for!
We're entering the lion.
Lion!
Look over there!
Wow!
It's a lion!
It's huge!
Wow!
It's so cool!
It's coming!
It's really cool!
I think there's something up there.
But it will climb up for you.
Wow!
Wow! It's so cool!
Wow!
It's huge!
Look at the claws!
Claws! Claws!
Claws!
It's kind of rough.
- Isn't it coming out? - It's slightly retracting.
Don't just look up, look sideways.
This way!
It's huge!
- It's so cool! - Does this make it visible?
- It's huge! - It's big!
- Wow! - It's huge!
It's huge!
This is amazing!
- It's coming! - It's a chance!
- Wow! - It's huge!
It's the biggest one!
It does look like a cat's claw.
- It does! - It does, doesn't it?
It says "big cat".
- It does look like one! - It does!
Um...
- What are you looking at? - I'm just looking.
I want a lion's claw.
Do you know about it?
- Of course I do! - Of course you do!
- I'm sorry! - I know about it, but...
- Do you want one of those? - I do!
- Do you want one of those? - If you want one of those...
- If you go to the parking lot... - Is it on sale?
- It's on sale. If you look for it... - Huh?
Can you go there?
- Yes, you can. - Wow!
- Yes. - I want to go! I want to go!
- It's over there, first of all. - Huh?
- It's over there... - What do you think about it?
- It's sold as a replacement for retired cats. - I see, I see!
- Where do you usually find it? - Claws?
- Where do you find it? - Claws?
- Um... There's a tree, right? - Yes.
- There's a tree called "house cat" with claws, right? - Yes, there is.
- It's a big version of that. - Yes.
There's a possibility that you found it while you were looking for it.
- I want to get it myself. - Really?
- Rather than getting it. - Are you okay?
- I want to go in and get it myself. - Yes.
- I've been doing that before. - Yes.
- I think it's a little different for someone here. - Yes.
I think it's different for you, Nanajima-san.
- I'm getting nervous, even if it's safe. - Excuse me.
- Ms. Nanajima, please! - Excuse me.
- Should we end it here? Let's start from somewhere else. - It's a waste of time for me.
- Yes, it is. Let's start from around here. - It's a famous scene.
- Isn't this it? - Yes, it is!
- This is it! I'm excited! - It's big!
- It's big, isn't it? Did you drop it?
- Wow! It's big! - Wow! It's big! It's big!
- I think it's small in size. - It's small! There are many of them!
- I have to go to the tree. - Oh, no! There are so many of them!
- Wow! Oh, no! - There are so many of them!
- This is it! - Wow!
- Isn't this dangerous? - This is amazing!
- It's completely different from before! - It's big!
- There's one here, too! - Wow!
- Isn't this one, too? - You got it!
- I got a lot of them! - Wow! I can get a lot of them!
- If you like them that much... - What?
- We have about 12 of them. - Yes.
- Shall we look for them? - No, no! That's not good!
- But I don't like them! Please! - No, I don't think it's bad!
- I don't like them! - Yes.
- We have collected them... - Yes.
- But they are completely different! - They are completely different!
- I didn't know they were this big! - They have a different presence!
- That's right! - And!
- There are some special ones that our staff members have been looking for!
- Wow! - Wow!
This is great!
There is such a thing!
Great!
Boss!
- Can I ride it? - Yes.
This is great!
- It's just that. - Great!
Wow, it's great!
- This big one... - Are you going?
- I'm going. - Wow!
- First of all, I will enjoy... - My hands hurt.
- the sound of cutting it. - Are you ready?
It's hot.
I'm a little nervous.
It's too hard and won't come off, so if you cut the tip like this, it will come off.
Nipper!
Nipper is amazing!
It came off!
Wow!
Now, will it come off from there?
Ha ha ha!
This is it!
I can hear you.
Ha ha ha!
Wow!
I can't go back to the beginning.
It's the beginning of bad luck.
It's so much fun!
Do you know what I mean?
Do you want to do it?
It doesn't end at all.
That's too bad.
But we are very happy.
We are very happy.
How was it, everyone? Did you understand it?
Yes, we did.
But we can't go back to the beginning of bad luck.
Yes, we can't.
But we don't know where it will come from.
Yes, we don't know where it will come from.
The director was very kind.
He said, "This book won't be enough for you."
Here is a souvenir for you.
It was like a special package for potato chips.
He gave me a lot of them.
Now, let's move on to the last request.
The last request is from Mariko Inoue, 30 years old, who lives in Tokyo.
Nice to meet you.
I've been watching "Detective Nightscope" ever since I got interested in it when I came from Osaka.
Actually, I'm in trouble because the freezer drawer doesn't open anymore.
Even if I shake it vertically, shake it horizontally, open it slowly, or open it quickly, it doesn't open at all.
It's completely out of order.
Can you solve it for a detective with high experience?
Recommendation.
I think your face is relatively cute.
I think it will be broadcasted on TV.
You wrote it yourself, didn't you?
I'm curious about what kind of face it is.
Let's go including that.
Hello.
Hi.
Oh, hello.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, I see.
Can I come in for a moment?
Yes.
I'd like to ask you something.
Yes.
I see.
Go ahead.
I see.
I'm happy.
I see.
I'd like to ask you something.
Yes.
What do you do for a living?
I'm not sure.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a manager.
Oh, you're a manager.
Yes.
What do you do?
I manage a clothing store.
Is it going well?
Yes, I have 18 stores.
18 stores?!
Yes.
That's a lot!
I'm scared.
Why?
I don't know.
I don't know if I can handle it.
I'm not good at dealing with people like you.
But you like me so much that I can't handle it.
Do you watch women viewers all over the country?
You're probably watching me now.
No, I'm not.
You're probably watching me now.
No, I'm not.
That's not true.
I have an Instagram account.
Most of my followers are women.
Today's women think they're cute and cool.
I see.
If you don't raise your self-esteem, you won't be attractive to women.
Good morning, everyone. I'm Mari Pan.
Today I would like to introduce you to my morning routine.
While eating breakfast, collecting information in the newspaper or economy paper,
I choose my clothes according to the weather and mood of the day.
Well then, I will work hard today as well! Bye bye!
I see.
She is like this, isn't she?
Yes.
I kind of get it now.
Yes.
Was Delho like this?
I see.
She is like a talent.
She is like a talent, isn't she?
I see.
She was on a quiz show.
She was on a quiz show?
She was on a quiz show like "Nepreeg" and "Heisei Education Committee".
She is like a real talent, isn't she?
She was on "Miss Con" and "Intellectual Women War".
Yes, in that frame.
Which university is she in?
She is in "Tea Drinking Girls" university.
You are like a real talent, aren't you?
Did you retire from that job as well?
No, I haven't done it at all.
I see.
But I thought you were used to it in front of the camera.
No, I am not used to it.
You are not nervous at all about "kawabi".
You are really cute.
Thank you.
I like you very much.
I do "kawachi" and "serviza" as well.
I make a heart like this...
and divide it...
"kawachi".
"kawachi", "kawachi"...
Matsumoto Hitoshi is watching this!
How should I do?
Forget it for today!
You wrote "kawaii" and "serviza" yourself, didn't you?
Yes.
I want you to open the freezer.
Yes.
But...
I thought you wouldn't come just for this...
Yes.
So I asked you out.
I thought you didn't have any female staff members.
I see.
You are right.
I don't think there are any works made by women.
Yes, you are right.
You are right.
That's where the era has stopped.
There are very few female staff members.
So you wrote "kawaii" and "serviza" yourself...
I thought you would come.
You thought you would come.
It was pretty easy.
You are being looked down upon!
TV man of Osaka!
Is it here?
Yes.
It's the second floor of the freezer.
When did you start opening the freezer?
On the 10th...
Oh, it's not open yet.
No, it's not.
What's inside?
I packed a lot of "nash" lunch boxes.
You know the box at the top?
This one?
Yes.
Oh, this one?
Only this one is inside?
Only this one?
Maybe.
Does that mean there are a lot of these inside?
Yes.
No, it's not open.
It's like this. It's a little open, but you don't know what's caught in it.
Fiberscope. We're really pros at this.
We're the Fiber Pro Team.
Please.
I'll take a look at it.
Oh, I can see it. Ice?
We put the lunch box in this one.
This one?
Yes.
There's a lot in there, but I don't know what's caught in it from the video.
I don't know.
Did you make an effort like this?
Yes, I did. Like "you threw" or...
"shake" means like "open" or "open" many times.
You probably have to shake the whole refrigerator.
It's not open.
Can we move to a wider place?
Please.
We're pros, so don't worry and watch over us.
Yes.
Do you know what this is?
I don't know. Balloon?
Yes, it's like a balloon.
I'll screw it in from the gap.
It looks like we're playing around at first glance, but I think it's a well-planned strategy.
It's in, right?
It's in.
Let's go.
I think we can do it. It'll end.
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
It's coming out! It's coming out of the main storage!
Go!
What's wrong?
Huh?
Can you open it?
Oh, it's open.
Is it broken?
Huh?
Oh, it's open.
I don't know why, but even if it doesn't open, I want to break it at least.
Break it?
If it's full of air, it'll break, right?
I don't think it can be opened with this, either.
At least it shouldn't break like this and go "bang"!
Wait a minute.
I can't do it.
Wait, what is this?
Balloon operation failed!
The situation is getting worse.
I got weird accessories.
Even if it's full of air, it went in once, right?
That's right.
It went in smoothly.
Oh, I see.
It didn't get stuck and went in smoothly.
Is that what you're putting in?
I put in a bunch of stuff like this and put it on top of it like this.
That's it!
Please pay attention to Nash's container.
It's like a thin plastic.
Is this paper, too?
It's all paper.
It's all paper!
So you can recycle it.
Even if it's paper and it's stuck, I think you can do it with power.
Oh, with power?
Yeah.
Do you want me to do it with full power?
Are you sure you want me to do it with full power?
But won't it break?
I'll do it with enough power for it not to break.
With power?
Yeah.
Here I go!
Okay.
Now, I'm going to freeze it.
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
It opened!
Eh? Isn't it broken?
I thought it was broken for a second.
It shouldn't be broken.
It's probably this one that got caught, right?
Yes.
Can I try putting it in?
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, it's in!
With this...
It's okay, it'll close.
I took one of the "nash" from earlier.
Yes.
With this...
It's open!
It's open! Thank you!
Maybe I should have tried harder.
Eh?
Let's see...
Eh? This refrigerator...
Kabe-san, do you still have time?
Well...
It's open, 300%.
It's open, 100%.
It's open.
Even though it couldn't be opened by a woman's strength...
I see.
Well, Inoue-san...
Yes.
Well, you said yourself that your face is cute, but...
This one is a little...
The old men...
That's right!
It got caught! It got caught!
That's right!
After the show...
Yes.
I was like "I'm going in now", but...
The old men staff...
Somehow...
Inoue-san's...
Hey, is the TV's BS cable turned on too?
"Is the TV's BS cable turned on too?", the old men staff said.
Yes, yes, we'll do it!
Everyone...
Everyone did it!
The real request was...
Is the night scoop small?
It was rejected.
It was rejected!
Yes, this show is made possible by everyone's request!
For those who accepted our request, we'll give you this detective notebook!
With that said, let's meet again next time! Thank you very much!
Please send in as many questions you have about your daily life as you can to this detective agency.
Your request can be sent to the address you see here or to the show's homepage.
Gyutsukaa, Suiboku, Kinchou, Gimi...ah, I'm exhausted!