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Detectives' Night Scoop's time has come.
Detectives' Night Scoop, where we put sharp eyes in complicated and complicated modern society,
and thoroughly explain various mysteries and questions.
I'm Matsumoto Hitoshi, director of detectives' night scoop.
Hello!
And...
I'm Masuda Saori, reporter.
At this detective station, we will immediately find outstanding detectives and pursue the truth based on your requests.
Okay, let's start.
Why are you guys laughing?
Why are you laughing?
Well...
I...
came back...
and the first customer came in.
Ah, I see, I see!
Huh?
I see!
I'm moved.
Yeah.
I was about to cry.
Since you came back from that conflict...
Yeah, yeah.
What are you saying?
I'm sure you're not in a good mood right now.
No, but I'm really happy.
Well, yeah.
It's like an early hour sumo wrestling broadcast.
It's about 3 o'clock.
It's like this.
Yeah.
Well, then...
Let's start with the first customer today!
Yes.
First of all, we have a request from Ms. Kosumi Shiori, a 29-year-old housewife living in Osaka Prefecture.
Good evening, detectives.
We have a request, but...
We want you to make the girls who are too energetic to their limits.
A five-year-old girl and a three-year-old girl of the same age have amazing physical strength.
If you take them to an amusement park, they will play all day long and go crazy if you don't want them to go home yet.
They love walking, so they often go to the top of a nearby mountain by cable car and get off and walk for three hours.
I can't keep up with them anymore.
I just gave birth the other day, and I can't play with them enough for my children to be satisfied with me.
Detective with physical strength, could you please check how much they will get tired if you play with them once?
Yes.
Detective with physical strength.
Yes.
Yes, Iracha-san has four sisters.
The most active ones are the five-year-old and three- year-old girls and their parents.
I'm so happy.
Yes, you are.
Could you keep up with them until you get tired of them?
Please have a look.
We are the COSMISUN FAMILY.
Are you all girls?
Yes, we are.
I'm Kazumi Rio.
Rio-chan?
I'm five years old.
Rio-chan is five years old.
Hello, I'm Rina.
Ri-na, Ri-no.
Ri-no.
I'm Kazumi Rin.
Rin-chan.
I'm one year old.
I'm Rin-ni.
Rin-ni.
Don't you get tired of them?
No, we don't.
No matter how much we play with them.
Normally, you get tired of them just by walking or running for a while.
But you don't get tired of them, do you?
No, we don't.
You don't get tired of them.
But I still want to play with them.
But I can't go back because I get tired of them.
I still want to play with them wherever I go.
Forever?
Forever.
My parents are getting old.
I want my kids to walk with me forever.
But they make me walk too much.
I feel like I'm a physical phantom.
Do you have any special toys that your parents gave you?
Yes, we do.
For half a day.
What's your request for today?
My request for today is...
I want to see you tired.
I want to hear you say you're tired.
I'm sorry, but what do you want to do?
What do you want to do?
I'll ask you first.
What do you want to do, Rin-ni?
I want to climb a mountain.
What about you, Rin-ni?
I want to climb a mountain.
You've never climbed a mountain before?
I've never climbed a mountain before.
I always get off the car.
I see.
You're going with me today.
I'm going with you today.
You're going with me?
I'm going with you.
You're going with me?
She's going with you.
It's seven kilometers to the top.
Seven kilometers?
Do you want to go up? No, you can stop now.
Do you want me to stop?
No.
Are you tired?
No.
Then let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
I can't run.
It's such a long road.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Really?
The original educational policy is to play outside.
That's right.
Last year, I couldn't go out with my grandchildren.
I really admire you.
I'm just playing games now.
Are you okay?
Is your grandmother okay?
Are you okay?
Wow, it's big.
It's amazing.
Are you scared?
Yes.
But I think this person is amazing.
Why?
It won't fall.
It won't fall. Look at it.
You must be sleepy.
Are you tired?
Wait a minute.
Are you tired?
You did it.
It's early in the morning.
Are you tired?
Are you sleepy?
I'll take you.
Wait a minute.
Let's play together.
I climbed for 45 minutes.
I'm tired and I'm sleeping.
I'm glad my dad burned it.
I don't know if I can use it.
I'm tired and I'm sleeping.
It's very beautiful.
It's like kindergarten.
Is it fun?
It's fun.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
It's not fun.
Let's run.
Why?
I'm going.
Be careful.
Wow!
Are you okay?
I'm okay! I'm okay!
It's starting to rain.
Is everyone okay?
If you fall, you'll fall.
I'll fall.
If you fall, you'll hurt.
Huh?
Grandma?
Behind you.
Behind me?
It's starting to rain.
Are you okay, Grandma?
You go ahead. I'll go later.
- Ribu. - Huh?
Grandma fell.
Again...
Huh?
Again...
Again what?
Again the hill.
Huh? Again the hill?
Again the hill, huh?
Yeah.
You must be tired.
Yeah.
Huh?
Are you tired, Ribu?
No.
Huh?
No.
Ryo-chan?
Huh?
Are you tired?
No.
Why are you listening to me?
I'm listening.
I'm listening, too.
Huh?
You must be tired.
Ryo-chan?
Ryo-chan is listening, too.
Really?
Here?
Yes, over there.
Here.
Here?
Do you want to walk today?
Yes.
That's great.
Let's walk there.
Okay.
How was walking today?
It was fun.
I'm tired, too.
Are you tired?
No, I'm not that tired.
What do you want to do next?
Let's play tag in the park.
Muckrikuma.
Muckrikuma?
Muckrikuma is like a tagger.
Oh, let's play tag in the park.
I walked a lot.
Did you walk a lot?
Are you tired?
No.
You're heavy.
Do you want me to straighten you up?
No, I'll straighten you up.
But I'm on a slope.
A slope?
You said you were on a slope.
You're tired.
You're tired, aren't you?
I'm tired.
Are you tired?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's good.
Hang in there, Muckrikuma!
Rino, run away!
Rino, come here!
Good luck, Rino!
(children laughing)
- Rock, paper, scissors, come on.
- Come on, come on, come on, come on.
- Go out of the park.
Go out of the park.
- No, I'm not going out of the park.
- Come on, come on, come on.
(children laughing)
Until what time do you want to play?
It's okay again.
I can play for about two hours.
Can't you run anymore?
Are you tired?
Don't you want to play outside?
Do you want to go home?
Yes.
I heard it for the first time.
Thank you very much.
I heard it for the first time.
You worked hard today.
I heard it for the first time.
You worked hard.
But you are different.
You lost in the end.
Let's go.
It's hard.
I'm a manless man.
I played for seven hours.
I thought I would go home and sleep.
I heard I played again.
I didn't expect the applause of adults when you said you were tired.
I'm sorry.
Next, we have a story from Detective Hasama.
- Hello. - Hello.
I'm from Niigata.
My name is Makoto Koyanagi. I'm 30 years old.
I like shaved ice so much that I want to eat it even in winter.
So I found a way not to have a headache even if I eat it.
If you put ice in your mouth and swallow it while holding your breath, you won't have a headache.
Please try it.
It's one of them.
- One of them? - One of them?
It's from Kobe City, Watanabe Enji-san, 56 years old.
People who grew up in Japan and abroad heard sounds completely different.
Like insects or birds singing.
Please look it up.
That's what I heard.
- It works. - Two of them.
Next, the third one.
From Hyogo Prefecture.
I'm from Tokumei Kibou.
I can't accept Tokumei Kibou's night scoop.
But there's a special reason for it.
I'd like you to look up a particular yakiniku restaurant.
It's my favorite in Kobe.
It's very good.
But while I'm at the restaurant, my wife and I can't calm down.
It's because of the owner.
I think she's in her 40s.
She's got a punch perm and a moustache.
To be honest with you, I'm not sure if she's really dangerous or not.
Please let me know if she's dangerous or not.
I'm afraid of being punished later, so please let me know if she's dangerous or not.
Of course.
Now, let's see what happened.
Let's go to MITZ.
Please go ahead.
I was wondering if she's really different from the others.
Which country are you from?
Turkey.
Turkey. And?
Brazil.
Brazil. And?
Okinawa.
She's really different from the others.
I'm not good at making jokes.
Ghana.
Ghana!
Yes, she's from Ghana.
Ghana, Ghana...
This one!
Please show me this one.
I am...
This one, right?
What's so funny?!
I am...
What's so funny?!
The sound you made, right?
Yeah!
What was that?!
I am...
No!
It's still close!
No, Japanese people hear it like this.
No way!
That's how they do it.
I thought you were fooling me because you are a foreigner, but you don't sound like that.
I can hear it!
Japanese people all do it like that!
No way!
You don't know the name of the bird, do you?
Bird?!
Look! It's different!
It's a cicada!
Cicada?!
Cicada's cry!
Cicada's cry?!
Cicada's cry is like this, right?!
No way!
Then...
Um...
Bird?!
Yes!
Do you know the bird called "Uguisu"?
Can you make a cry for me?
How am I supposed to write this?
We are...
Ho...hoketyo!
The one from before?
That's right!
How do you say it?
Shuei...shuei...shuei...
Ho...hoketyo!
What is it?
It's a little different.
How many foreigners are being fooled?
There's no way!
Andy...
Yes?
Do you have any Japanese friends?
I do.
Look, I just called you.
Ask me, "What do you say when you cry?"
Okay.
There's something I want to ask you.
Okay.
How do you say "uguisu" when you cry?
"Uguisu"?
Yes.
Ho...hoketyo!
Really?
Look, look, look!
You're kidding!
Ho...hoketyo!
Really?
Do you really hear it like that?
Yes.
Look, look, look!
Tsuku...tsuku...boushi!
What is it?
Tsuku...tsuku...boushi!
Really?
Yes!
Really?
Yes!
You're kidding!
How do you say "uguisu" when you cry?
One, two...
Ho...hoketyo!
[Laughter]
Ah!
Ah, that's it!
Really, this...
It really comes to you, doesn't it?
This...
From the moment you put it in your mouth...
You hold your breath?
If you don't breathe, you can't go in.
If you don't breathe, you can't go in. You stay here all the time.
So you melt and go in.
But you can't break it.
That's right.
But my throat is dry.
(coughing)
My throat is dry.
(coughing)
Is this a roast meat restaurant?
Yes, it is.
In Ryokun?
Yes.
But why are you wearing a mask?
If I were an angry angel or a member of an anti- socialist organization,
I would be afraid of getting in trouble.
Where are you angry?
I'm especially angry at...
"poison punch".
There is no such word in our era.
I'm angry at "poison punch" in Showa era.
It's fine.
But if you want to go home in 30 minutes,
please contact the lady of the ABC show.
I got it.
Please contact her.
I got it.
In 30 minutes.
I got it.
The nurse can't go home.
I got it.
The nurse can't go home.
I got it.
The nurse can't go home.
Please contact her.
I got it.
It's amazing.
What?
That cupid...
I knew it.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Can I have a little bit of that knife, please?
This is a whole piece.
Excuse me.
How long have you been doing this?
About 15 years.
About 15 years!
It's like a match.
Would you like to play rock-paper-scissors?
Rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors!
This way.
Can you put on a microphone?
Would you like me to do it for you?
Yes, I'll do it for you.
This way.
It's okay.
Actually, I'm like this.
Excuse me.
I think you know what I'm here for at the ABC Detective Night Scoop.
The people who came to eat said they were too scared to order.
Um...
To be honest...
Which one are you scared of?
Which one?
Okay, I'm asking you now!
Are you scared of me?
Are you scared of me?!
Which one is it?!
♪ Before I sleep, 'cause I miss you, babe ♪
♪ And I don't wanna miss a thing ♪
♪ 'Cause even when I dream of you ♪
♪ The sweetest dream would never do ♪
♪ I'd still miss you, babe ♪
♪ And I don't wanna miss a thing ♪
Um, can you look straight ahead?
Look at the camera and say it.
- Oh, I'm sorry! - Huh?
- I'm sorry! - He said it!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
That's crazy!
Thank you very much.
What was your last request?
- Well, you know... - From the client.
- He's a scary guy, so... - I see.
- Well, I'm glad you came. - Yeah, you're a nice guy.
He's not crazy at all, so I'm glad you came.
By the way, when you said "mask,"
I thought it'd be funny if you said "punch permit."
- It's you! - It's you!
- That's true. - That's what you said, right?
- That's what you said! - Don't lecture me!
Let's move on to the last request for today!
Yes, the last request is from Shingo Iwaki, who lives in Tokyo and is a 33-year-old master's student.
There is something I have been wondering about for a long time.
Isn't it me, the protagonist of a certain manga?
That manga is called 'Insomnia' after school,
The number of copies issued is more than 200,000, and it is a popular manga that is nominated for 2020 for the next manga award.
My mother's high school, Ishikawa Prefectural Nanao High School's astronomy club is the stage, and while I was reading, there was something I was really interested in.
This protagonist is exactly like me.
Not only does the appearance match, but various points match.
My friends around me say that I am definitely a model.
So please, can you confirm whether I am really a model? Thank you for your request.
Yes, that's right.
Currently serialized in "Big Comic Spirits", "Insomnia" manga,
The manga that models the Ishikawa Prefectural Nanao High School that the requester went to.
This is also serialized.
So, when I called myself in high school, there were a lot of things like "Oh, this is like this and this is like this."
Was I really a model? Please look at this.
- Hello. - Hello.
- I'm Tabu Kinji. - Nice to meet you.
- I'm Iwaki. - Iwaki. - Yes.
But you do look like a model for the main character of a manga.
Oh, thank you very much.
What kind of manga is that manga?
Well, it's a manga called "Kimi wa Houkago Insomnia"
- Yes. - Here it is.
Yes.
- Is this it? - Yes, it is.
This is it.
It's similar.
- The shape of the glasses is similar, too. - Yes, it is.
- This is it. - Thank you very much.
The story is about a high school called Nanao High School in Ishikawa Prefecture.
- What's the protagonist's name? - It's Ganta.
- Ganta? - Yes, Ganta.
He suffers from insomnia and there's a scene where Ganta says, "I'm very sleepy."
- Of course, you can't sleep well. - Yes.
He's sleepy during the day but can't sleep at night.
- He wakes up at night. - Yes.
- He looks for a place where he can sleep at school. - Yes.
- He takes a nap in an astronomical object that he happens to find. - Yes.
The protagonist and the story of his youth continue from there.
Where does it overlap with you?
The scene is at Nanao High School in Ishikawa Prefecture.
- Nanao High School? - I graduated from Nanao High School.
The protagonist suffers from insomnia.
- I suffered from insomnia when I was in high school, too. - What?
I also took a nap in an astronomical object when I was in high school.
- Really? - Yes.
- Did you always stay at a hotel? - I always stayed there.
I used to form a band when I was in high school.
- The band name was "Insomnia". - What?
- Really? - Yes.
So I thought, "Could it be?"
I thought, "Could it be?" but I also thought, "Why is it strange?"
- The last "Insomnia" was... - I was surprised, too.
My childhood friend and friends said, "It's similar, isn't it?"
- People around you say that, too? - Yes.
Now, we have Ms. Hashimoto of Ms. Iwaki's childhood friend.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Ms. Hashimoto... - Yes?
Since when have you been together with Mr. Iwaki?
We've been together since kindergarten.
Wow!
Are they similar?
Yes, they are.
They are similar even in their home environment.
My family is Ganta Fushi family, but Mr. Iwaki's family is Goshi family.
I see.
Yes.
They are quite detailed.
Detailed.
Among them, I think they are most similar in their habits.
Habits?
Mr. Iwaki, when you write something, you write like this.
It's true.
When you are sitting at the desk, you almost always write like this.
What?
Is Mr. Makoto Ojiro from Canada and not from Nano High School?
No, he is not.
He is from Saitama Prefecture.
He is from Saitama Prefecture. Are you sure about that?
Yes.
Well...
Would you like to go to a school that has become a stage?
Yes, I would like to.
Right?
By the way, maybe you know something about it.
Yes.
Right?
What a stylish school!
It will be a stage for a manga.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having me.
I have a question for you.
Do you know Mr. Iwaki?
I remember him.
Do you remember him?
Yes.
They are exactly the same.
Like this.
Right?
Yes.
There are many sticks in it.
Yes.
Did you send Mr. Iwaki a picture with these sticks?
Actually, I have been to his school.
Did you come here?
Yes.
Mr. Iwaki.
Yes.
Tell me the truth.
Yes.
You talked about Mr. Iwaki to Mr. Ojiro, didn't you?
Yes.
I haven't talked about it, though...
Excuse me.
No, no.
Not at all.
No, it's alright.
Iwaki and his classmates
and juniors, for instance,
do you know anyone who was in the middle of everything?
No one?
I don't know anyone, no.
Yes.
No, it's not.
I see.
(phone ringing)
Hello, this is the elementary school teacher's office.
Hello.
I'm Kenji Tamura, a detective on "Detective Night School" on "Asahi Broadcast" program.
I'd like to have a word with Dr. Makoto Ojiro.
Dr. Makoto Ojiro is a cartoonist, so his face hasn't been reset yet.
Is that so?
I'd like you to give me a little time.
Yes.
He's not doing interviews.
That's right.
There are certainly many cartoonists like that, aren't there?
Yes.
How is it?
I checked with Dr. Makoto Ojiro, and his husband is from Kansai.
He said he'd like to interview you if you were from "Night School".
Is it okay for me to appear in your program?
Not your husband, but Dr. Makoto Ojiro himself?
His husband is from Kansai.
He said he'd like to interview you if you were from "Night School".
I'm sorry.
Dr. Makoto Ojiro is a woman?
That's right.
I'm sorry. I'm panicking by myself.
Dr. Makoto Ojiro's husband?
Yes.
I'm panicking by myself.
Wow!
Wow! He was a woman!
I'm sorry. I should have told you.
- Hello. - Oh, I'm Kano, an elementary school student.
Oh, excuse me. My name is Tama Gin, and I'm here to talk to you.
Is it okay for me to talk to you in person?
Oh, of course.
- Is it okay? - Yes.
Excuse me.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
I'm Tama Gin.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Excuse me. - Yes?
- Thank you for coming today. - Oh, no problem.
I'm sorry. I haven't seen you on TV or anything like that.
- This is my first time. - Yes.
- This is your first time coming here. - Yes.
So, will you be honest with me about everything you're going to say today?
- Be honest? - Yes.
- Iwaki-kun... - Iwaki-kun.
- You're a foreign teacher. - Yes.
- You're a teacher of this manga, "You Are a Foreign Language", "Insomnia". - Yes.
- Nagami Nanta-kun... - Yes.
- Doesn't he look like someone? - No, he doesn't.
- He does. - He does, doesn't he, Iwaki-kun?
- He does, doesn't he? - Yes.
- Where did you go to high school? - Nanao High School.
- Nanao High School.
- Yes.
- What were your worries in high school? - Insomnia.
- Yes.
- You were sleeping here, weren't you? - Yes.
- Where were you sleeping? - In the club room of the astronomy club.
- Can you tell me the name of the band you were in high school? - It was "Insomnia".
- It's "Insomnia", isn't it? - "Insomnia".
- Shall I ask you? - Yes.
- You were in "Insomnia", weren't you? - Yes.
- The main character of "Insomnia", Nagami Nanta - kun, was Iwaki-kun, wasn't he? - Yes.
- There is no model for Nagami Nanta-kun.
- Yes, there is.
- Are you sure you're not a model?
- I met him for the first time today.
- But this is too much.
- Why is he a cartoonist who has nothing to do with it?
- My mother went on a trip with me.
- She told me that it was a good place.
- What about insomnia?
- My manager is insomnia.
- Is it possible?
- Yes, it is.
- Is it possible?
- "Insomnia" is a band name.
- "Insomnia" means "insomnia".
- Is it possible?
- Yes, it is.
- Do you really imagine this model?
- Yes, I imagine it.
- What do you think of it?
- It's just a coincidence.
- It's amazing.
- Yes, it's gorgeous.
- It's not a coincidence.
- There is no model in "Insomnia",
- but I'm glad you came to see me today.
- If you don't mind, I'd like you to appear in the cartoon.
- Can I be in "Insomnia"?
- Yes.
- In the cartoon?
- Yes.
- That's great.
- Wow!
- Yes.
- Wow!
- Teacher, for example, can you draw me right now? - Yes, I'll draw you.
- How about in the middle? The eyes are a little... - Is it okay? - Yes.
- Wow! - Wow! - That's great! - Tamura-san's... - Oh, this? - Yes.
- You're so kind! Who is this old man? Is it me?
- No, I'm very happy. - Well, you weren't a model but you're a model now, so is that okay? - Yes. Thank you.
- Thank you very much. Teacher, I'm sorry! - Oh...
- I'm sorry for being suspicious of you! - Yes, I apologize. - Thank you.
- Wow, amazing! - That's awesome! - So with that, it was just a coincidence.
Also, Gunter and Iwaki are also former soccer players.
That's amazing.
It's kind of strange.
No, this is amazing.
In a way, it's amazing that the results were different.
Yes, it is.
On November 2nd, at Weekly Big Comic Streets #49,
the actual client will appear as a model.
I'm glad my husband is from Kansai.
That's right!
I'm sure my husband will say no!
I'm sure he'll say no to the client's request for a night scoop!
That's amazing!
You have a lot of power!
Thank you very much, Mr. Ohtano!
Thank you very much!
This program is brought to you by your requests.
For those who have applied for this program, we will give you this detective notebook.
Until next time, let's all stay healthy and happy! Thank you very much!
Where is it? Where is it? How did you get it? Is it near Pumpkin?