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edo no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite... I take off everything around the bed...
shumatsu dake no himitsu no heya odokete... and unlock the secret room that only exists on weekends...
chiku o odori tsuzuketeru... and I keep on dancing...
...mushuu ni nameru no wa... and I keep on dancing...
...kono toki o odore o kisu shiteru... and I keep on dancing...
...itsumo yo... and I keep on dancing...
It's time for Detective Nightscoop!
I'm Detective Nightscoop, who puts sharp eyes in a complicated modern society,
and thoroughly rescues various mysteries and questions!
I'm the songwriter, Toshiyuki Nishida!
Today's secretary is Ms. Aokiai!
I'm Aokiai, secretary of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
According to the request of our viewers,
we will immediately send an excellent detective to pursue the truth!
Your voice is so cute!
Thank you for having me!
I'm happy for you!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you for having me!
Also, today's secretary is...
If you say chocolate, it's bitter chocolate.
If you say sake, it's Junmai Daiginjo's bitter taste.
She is the representative of Japan, who has carried the burden of Shibuya man with all her might!
Please welcome Ms. Kunimura Jun!
Thank you for having me.
I think it's amazing how different the actors are.
The director and Ms. Kunimura are usually so kind, aren't they?
But when we were watching, there were two of them in the outrage.
We were like, "Wow, they're so scary!"
But it's amazing how different they are.
Ms. Kunimura was killed in Part 1.
I'm the only one who survived.
And then, Takeshi died.
Ms. Kunimura.
Thank you for watching this show.
I've been watching it for a long time.
I see.
You're from Osaka, aren't you?
Yes, I'm originally from Osaka.
I see.
Like "Aho baka bunpusu."
Yes, yes.
There are many masterpieces that will remain in history.
Despite those masterpieces, we won't forget you today.
Thank you for having me.
Please enjoy it.
Now, let's start with the first guest.
Please go ahead.
First of all, we have a request from Ms. Sayuri Yamashita, who lives in Osaka Prefecture and is a 33-year-old housewife.
I always enjoy watching your videos.
Could you please help us with our pet crickets?
My eldest son got them from a friend three years ago.
We've been taking good care of them as if they were our own children.
However, when we washed the tank the other day, we put the crickets in the sink.
When we took our eyes off of them, they went into the hole for draining water.
That hole is only big enough for crickets to barely fit in, and it's difficult to rescue them.
We put food in the hole, but I don't think they'll die in the sink.
Could you please help us with your power, detective?
You're so kind.
Do you know the hole for draining water in the sink?
Yes, we do.
It's right next to it.
When water was filling up, it almost didn't overflow, and it drained.
It's called "overflow".
"Overflow".
It went in there.
It didn't go under.
What's surprising is that it was the 26th day since the crickets ran away into the hole.
It's been that long?
We don't know if they're still alive or not.
Could you please help us with your power, detective?
This is interesting.
I'm going to ring the bell.
Hello.
Could you please help us with your power, detective?
I'm about to cry. Are you okay?
I'm happy. I think I'll meet someone. A crab.
A crab.
That's what you're happy about?
Do you want to help a crab?
Huh? It's black.
It's black. It has a red head and black eyes.
Does it have a name?
Yes, it does.
Carisales.
Carisales?
I think it was a professional boxer's name.
Like a superstar?
Yes, like a superstar.
I see.
I don't know much about crabs, but like Anissa just said, I don't know much about crabs.
Who cares about crabs the most in your life?
Me.
Carisales?
Carisales.
How important is Carisales to you now?
The most.
Huh?
Even in your family?
The most.
Even more than your son?
The most.
You're loved, Carisales.
Carisales.
Huh?
It's not what I thought it would be.
Huh?
It's really round. I thought it would be longer on the side.
- Ah... - It looks like it's easy for crickets to get in.
- It's not like that. - It's round.
What's going on underneath?
- Isn't there a drainpipe here? - There isn't.
- I've seen it somewhere. - How?
- You turn it. - You open it? - Yes.
- The water that went from here comes out of here, right? - Yes.
- It's connected to this side hole, right? - Yes.
- It's right in here, right? - Yes.
- The size of the hole may not be enough for a crab to pass through. - It may not.
- Right? - Yes.
- How about this size? - Huh?
- How about the size? - It's like this.
- Like this? - Yes.
- You climb up the container that was in the container. - You can climb up.
- And you go in this hole. - See? It doesn't go in.
- It definitely went in. - It went in regularly.
- Now, we've prepared something amazing. - Yes.
Ta-da! It's a fiber scope.
- A fiber scope? - Yes.
- You may be able to see it for the first time in 26 days. - Yes.
- It's really similar, right? - Yes.
- Here I go. - Yes.
- Let's see what's inside! - Yes.
- Huh? - What's going on?
- These are... - Feet!
- Feet, right? - Here they are!
- These are feet, right? - Yes.
- Are you looking this way? - Yes.
- Ah, it moved! - Ah, it moved!
- It moved! - It just moved!
- It moved! - It moved!
The structure is like this, right?
The side is quite narrow, isn't it?
- Hmm... - The side is...
If we say "canis aureus", it's divided into two or three animals.
- That's right. - Ah, there it is, there it is.
Is "canis aureus" deep enough to fit all of them?
- I drew it to make it easier to understand. - Yes.
There is a sink.
As I said earlier, it's very narrow.
- Yes. - The width of this drain is...
Is it about three canis?
Is it about two and a half canis?
It's deep. It's deep.
"Canis aureus" ran this way, so...
If it continues like that,
it will be connected to this drain.
If we say "canis aureus",
it will come out from the side of the stopper.
"Canis aureus" can be lifted up if it can be lifted up.
- Yes. - Is there anything good about "canis aureus" that can be eaten up?
- Most of all, "canis aureus". - "Canis aureus"?
I like "canis aureus" very much.
I'd like to lift up "canis aureus" with this "canis aureus".
I'd like to dig in "canis aureus".
Ah, there it is, there it is, there it is!
You can see it now, you can see it!
If it's hungry, it should be able to eat it up.
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
- There it is, there it is, there it is! - There it is, there it is!
Ah, there it is, there it is!
It ran away!
- Ah, in front of you, in front of you, in front of you! - It's been a while!
- It's been a while? - It's been a while!
- How's your face been doing? - Cute!
Cute!
When the camera turns, coffee miracles happen.
Things that couldn't be caught, are caught.
There really is a "camera miracle".
- Yes, there is. - Yes, there really is.
- I've just wished for it. - Yes.
Please look forward to it.
I've already turned it on.
I'm going to grab it right away.
I'm going to grab the crab and pull it out with this.
It's a tool that doesn't hurt you even if you hit it directly with a plastic tape wrapped around the tip of a wire.
Fiberscope. I'm going to go from the bottom.
I'm going to use the fiberscope to push it out of the bottom and grab it with this one.
I'm going to put in the fiberscope from here.
I'm going to push it out. Is there a miracle?
I can see it from above. I can see my legs.
I can see it. I can see it.
Grab it yourself. I'm going to push it in. Grab it yourself.
Good. Good. Good.
It's coming. It's coming. It's coming.
Wait, wait, wait.
Touch.
What are you touching for? You're running away.
What are you doing?
Why did you do it in one go?
I wanted to do it.
It's hard to see.
It's hard, but how do you do it?
Can you do it?
I don't know.
I did it!
What are you doing?
It's definitely hard.
I did it!
Hurry up!
What are you doing?
Tamura-san, please do it.
Okay.
Crab catch.
Crab catch!
It's coming!
It's definitely hard!
Grab it!
Get it out! Get it out! Get it out!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
It's definitely hard!
Put it on the ceiling! On the ceiling!
If you don't go down anymore, do you want to fight?
How do you do it?
Do it yourself! Do it yourself! Do it yourself!
Don't rely on others!
Why?!
Like this?
Yeah, and then what happens?
What do you do?
What is that?!
What do you do?
Didn't you think of something and come in?
What do you do?
What is that?!
He's in trouble, too!
It's stuck and can't move!
I didn't know this would happen!
If you want to get it out of this hole,
I think it's difficult!
Because it's too small!
If you can open this hole and create the same situation,
I think you can get it out more easily!
In the first place, this hole is...
In short, sometimes there is too much water and it overflows, right?
Even if the hole is a little bigger,
it's actually more waterproof!
Can I talk to my husband?
Yeah, you're right.
Nice to meet you, Tomo-kun!
Hi!
I haven't been able to get the canis anus out yet, but...
Why?!
I think the best and most reliable way is...
Yeah?
To make a hole...
To make a hole?
To open it!
That's the right answer, but...
Can I do some construction work?
Sure!
Okay!
I'll do my best!
To open it...
Please don't break it!
To open it is okay!
To open it is okay, right?
Please don't break it!
But you should never...
First of all, we shouldn't let it escape, right?
Underneath...
Right?
Oh, it's there!
What should we do if it breaks?!
Are you trying to make a hole in someone else's house?!
Don't be nervous!
But we have no choice but to do it!
There's no turning back now!
It's pretty hot in here.
Yay!
We did it!
We'll do our best.
I was going to say "gacha" earlier, but you're back.
Welcome back.
Yes, I'm back.
What's your name?
I'm Toma Yamashita.
Toma-kun, how was school today?
It was normal.
Thank you.
Take a break when you're with your wife and children.
Thank you very much.
It takes time to build, so I ask you to go out of the house once.
The master has also joined us and is coming back now.
Welcome back! We've been waiting for you!
Welcome back!
The master has also joined us.
Welcome back!
Hello!
Look at the big hole!
Please come in!
Wow!
It's really a mess with your wife and children, but...
Let's check the position first.
The hole is big.
It's much easier to insert the fiber scope.
Where is it?
Wow!
It's there, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
First of all, I'll say "fiber scope" from below.
Oh, I'm nervous.
Okay, "fiber scope", let's go!
I'll show you!
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming! It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming up!
Really?
Yes, it is!
Okay, I can see it!
"Fiber scope", let's go!
Come on!
Wow!
Come on! Come on! How is it?
Oh, it's working! Oh, it's working! Come out of the water!
Wow! Look! Look at the wall over there!
Look straight ahead! Look straight ahead! Look straight ahead!
Oh, it's coming out! Oh, it's coming out! It's coming out!
It came out!
It came out! It came out!
It came out of the water!
Yes!
We did it! We did it!
Yeah!
Can you catch it, Momo?
Oh, it's coming in! It's coming in!
I knew you wouldn't go in there!
Oh, it's so fun!
We've been digging in narrow places.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
We can't help it because we want to climb narrow places.
We've been digging for 26 days and we're finally in the middle of a rescue!
Wow, that's amazing!
I'm glad you're okay!
I'm fine!
You're fine!
Now, go back to your own house!
Wow!
You're safe and sound!
You came back alive!
I'm glad!
I haven't been touched before!
Huh? You haven't been touched before?
Huh?!
It's a shocking fact!
I haven't been touched before!
You haven't been touched before?
You did it!
That canisares...
That original hole and size...
I think it's strange!
It's strange!
It's big! It's big!
In fact...
It's in there right after it came out of the hole!
It's soft!
It's in there when the skin is soft!
Wow!
The person himself couldn't come out of the hole even if he wanted to!
Wow!
It's in there!
I'm glad you're alive!
The canisares also escaped...
But the person who was touched for the first time...
Even though he was in love with it...
Was able to come out of the hole!
I see!
I'm not sure if I should say this...
Okay, let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from Detective Ishida.
First of all, I'm from Osaka Prefecture. I'm 29 years old.
I have a special skill that no one has ever been able to imitate.
Is there anyone who can do this movement like me?
Please look for it.
There seems to be a movement that no one can do.
The next request is from Nobuito Ochiai of Osaka City. He is 29 years old.
I can not actually break the paper, but I can make a similar sound with my mouth.
If you only hear the sound, you will not be able to distinguish it from the actual sound of breaking paper.
Please try it.
It's a sound of breaking paper.
I went to ask because I couldn't distinguish it from the actual sound of breaking paper.
The last one is from Niigata Prefecture.
I'm 28 years old.
I can immediately see through the mouthpiece of a singer.
When idols sing on TV, they say with confidence that this is a mouthpiece.
But I don't know the correct answer.
Is his vision correct?
Please experiment with actual idols.
That's a real idol.
As expected of Night Scoop.
The power of the band is different.
I asked for an actual idol.
Please look at the above three.
Is the movement of the right hand and the left hand different?
Yes, it's simple.
The main movement is that the right hand is vertical and the left hand is straight.
I can't do it at all.
I'd like you to switch this to the second stage.
Oh, I can't do it.
What?
You surprised me now, didn't you?
You surprised me yourself now.
It's like this, isn't it?
I'll do it the other way around.
What?
I think some people can do it.
Is there more?
There's an aerial version.
Aerial version?
You can do it without using anything.
And the other way around.
Isn't it easier for me?
You should try it, too.
What? Why?
I'm sweating like crazy.
I think you're panicking.
I'm not sweating like this.
There may be a new stimulus.
What? Why?
I can do the third stage, too.
What's the third stage?
It's a super fast.
You can go there at high speed.
The other way around.
High speed?
High speed...
Why?
Let's ask the people in town.
Excuse me, I'm a detective of NightSquad.
I'll say this at the same time.
What? No way!
One, two... Stand up and look sideways.
Can you do it?
I think you can do it.
Stand up and look sideways.
Excuse me, I can't see it clearly.
I can't do it at all!
Stand up and look sideways.
Okay, I'll say it.
Wow, it's very difficult.
Is it difficult? Can you do it?
Can you do it?
I think you can do it.
No one can do it.
This is a knife, right?
This is sideways, right?
I'm stretching my elbow.
Can you do it?
Wow, it's scary.
I'm saying it, but what is it?
It's scary!
You're suddenly talking!
It's not the time for you to say scary things!
No, it's my lunch break.
Lunch break?
What do you do with a knife?
Like this.
Like this, right?
Like this.
What do you do when you stretch your elbow?
Like this.
I understand.
You can do it the other way around.
You can do it like this.
Like this?
Yes, like this.
Like this?
Yes.
This is a drop product.
I thought it was impossible.
Who do you think you are?
Can you really do it?
Can you change it?
Why can you do it?
For example, when you use a knife, you don't look at the material.
But you can lower your hand like this.
You're doing a different movement.
I'm left-handed.
I'm originally left-handed.
But I practice with my right hand and knife in my hand.
You did it.
You don't know "knife scoop".
I'm sorry.
Can you break it normally?
You'll do it with your mouth, right?
I'll hit you without looking at you.
Mouth or God?
Please.
I'll do it.
God.
I'll do it again.
God.
I'll do it again.
God.
I'll do it again.
Mouth.
I'll do it five times.
God!
- The answer is... - Yes?
- It's all mouth. - What?!
- No way! - Yes.
- Where are you from? - I'm from Niigata.
- Thank you very much. - Yes.
- Do you know that much? - Well...
When I see it, I know which one it is.
- Then, who has the most mouth? - Can I say it?
- It's not like you're an actor or anything like that. - Really?
- I think it's you. - Really?!
- Yes, you have a lot of mouth. - This time...
- Yes. - We got a night scoop.
- Yes. - So we gathered all of our night scoops...
- Yes. - And called in idols.
- Oh, really? - Please come in!
- Hello, Keino Keino! - Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you, too! - Please tell me your name!
- I'm Emi-chan, a local idol in Kansai! Keino Keino! - I'm Emi-chan!
- My hobby is shogi and sumo! - Your hobby is shogi and sumo?
- By the way, my hobby is amateur nidan! - Amateur nidan? - Yes! - I see!
- And what does "haino" mean? - Oh, that's my habit! - So you don't have "haino" now? - No, I don't!
- Sometimes you forget "haino", don't you? - What a shame!
- By the way, who is your favorite sumo player? - I used to watch this on nostalgic VTRs.
- Chio-chan's father from the sumo world, Chio's father from Fujiyama. - Can you tell me your favorite match of Chio and Ugi?
- In a VTR in 1956, Chio and Ugi won in the final match of the northern sea and exceeded 50% of the instant viewing rate! - You know so much!
- Do you know much about shogi? - Yes, I do! - Shogi world's "shiny luminous" Yasumitsu Sato and Motemitsu are the most popular players! - I'm sorry!
- Do you know much about shogi? - Yes, I do! - Thank you! - I always watch it with my parents!
- You can tell right away whether it's a tongue twister or not! - Emi-chan, do you have confidence that you won't be found out in the next game?
- Nanoha! - Nanoha! - Nanoha! - Nanoha! - Nanoha! - Nanoha! - Nanoha! - Nanoha! - Nanoha! - Nanoha! - Nanoha! - Nanoha!
- Emi-chan will judge whether it's a tongue twister or not while watching Konoha's performance on the monitor!
- What song will Emi-chan sing for us? - "Oppai deka naritai nanoha"!
- Let's start with the first song! - Yes! - Go!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
I want to be a woman who can do anything.
Thank you very much.
It's high.
I listened to the first song.
It was a very good song.
Is it a coincidence?
It's a coincidence.
Do you have an answer in your mind?
I have an answer.
Do you have an answer?
Please listen to the second song and decide.
What is the second song?
I want to win with my boobs.
For the first time in eternity, a 17 year old girl
I want you to cry, but I'll do my best to smile, I can do it!
Wonderful!
Hiramatsu-san wrote us whether the first song is "Kuchipaku" or the second song is "Kuchipaku".
The answer for the first song is...
The first song is "Karaoke".
And the second song is "Kuchipaku Nanoha".
Please answer!
It's this one.
Wow!
It was completely exposed!
I've lost hope!
If it's a different song, you can do it!
There are other songs, but there is "Shouki no Uta" and "Fuwa Ippo Zutsu".
It's an original song!
Excuse me, are you tired?
I'm a little tired.
Are you tired?
She's an idol who's 17 years old forever!
"Oppai deka narittai nanoha" was too much for me.
When I went to get a coke in the lobby on the first floor, "Oppai deka narittai nanoha" was too much for me.
The staff looked like they were saying "No!"
I was shocked.
Let's move on to the last request for today!
The last request is from Ms. Kashuu Go, who lives in Tokyo and is 32 years old.
I'm 32 years old now, but I can't forget a strange story I heard from my grandmother when I was a child.
It's a story about plants that explode when you touch them.
I remember my grandmother saying, "Nowadays, children don't play with things like that."
I thought I'd like to see it with my own eyes, so I requested it.
Would you look for it with me?
Well, you know, the Takeyama team is exploding all the time, don't you?
Well, it's a "nanoha" thing, but...
What do you mean?
Do you know of an exploding plant?
No, I don't know.
I've never heard of it.
Anyway, I heard from my grandmother, so I thought I'd like to see it.
I've been looking for it.
Have you found an exploding plant? Please have a look.
What? Is there an exploding plant?
That's what it looks like.
I also heard from my grandmother.
When you touch it, it explodes.
It's called "gamanoha".
Gamanoha
That's why my grandmother used to play with it a lot.
The other day, we all got together and talked about it for the first time in a while.
Is it rare?
I also heard a little about it.
In Japan, it's in Hokkaido.
Hokkaido, huh?
Maybe, but...
Kashima-kun, you're a comedian, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
You're a comedian, aren't you?
I thought you'd say that halfway through.
Did you write "comedian" in your letter? You didn't, did you?
No, I didn't.
I wrote "comedian" in my letter.
If I hadn't said it, you'd have said it all the way through, wouldn't you?
Yes.
It's like a mirror-like surface.
The sound of a drop of rain falling.
Here we go.
Mmm, feels good.
Can I do it like this?
Here we go.
Can I do it one more time?
I don't like it.
I don't like it like that.
I think I can make a good sound.
Can you do it?
I think I can do it.
Can I do it?
Yes, you can.
Can I do it?
Yes.
I don't like it like that.
Don't close your eyes.
Moritsu.
From Kashuu-kun.
I don't like it like that.
You don't like it like that?
Yes, I do.
There is a story about putting air in a bucket and making a bandoh-iruka cry,
but only one air inlet is not working well.
Can you find me the same air inlet?
This can't be adopted.
No, it can't.
I've been looking for it.
Isn't it normal?
No, it's not.
It's different.
It's different from others.
There is no other air inlet with this beautiful roundness.
Where did you buy it?
It's Daiso.
Don't talk about Daiso.
Here we go.
Yes, it feels good.
I'm looking for it now.
I finally found it in this flower shop.
Let's ask what kind of plant it is.
Excuse me, this is night school.
Hello.
Thank you for coming.
What's the name of it?
It's called "gama no ho".
"Gama" of "gama" ?
My grandmother told me that if you touch it, it will explode.
I would like to actually touch it.
My grandmother said that you can find it in Hokkaido.
I came here for a while and wanted to ask you about it.
"Gama" of "gama" ?
Yes, you can find it.
"Af" ?
Isn't it a rare thing only in Hokkaido?
No, it's not.
It's widespread all over the northern hemisphere.
Are you serious?
Wait a minute.
Are you serious?
Did you say that because you wanted to be on TV?
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
You really didn't know about it?
I really didn't know about it.
I didn't know about "gama" either.
I really didn't know about "gama".
Yes.
But when I asked you about "gama", you said it's a rare thing only in Hokkaido.
Yes, it is.
It's everywhere.
But you've never seen it, right?
No, I've never seen it.
I've never seen "gama" either.
That's right.
So you can see it now, right?
Yes, I can see it now.
But is it okay for you to see it now?
It's such a simple story.
It's not that precious or anything like that, right?
It's not.
"Gama" digging.
I'm sorry.
You really didn't know about it, right?
I really didn't know about it.
Maybe we should call Daiso.
Let's call Daiso.
Let's do that too.
You're right.
You can see this all over the park.
There are hundreds of species of plants.
It's too far.
You know about this?
You're kidding me.
You can find it everywhere.
This is a grasshopper.
This is grasshopper?
I don't know about explosions.
My grandmother enjoyed explosions.
Touch it.
It's too hard to touch.
I need more time.
In this area,
there are varieties of grasses.
But they are not enough.
I like it.
Specifically.
Can I do this as well?
Here we go.
What?
There's a lot.
It's increasing.
What is this?
I don't know what it is.
It's increasing.
What is this?
Disgusting.
Disgusting?
Disgusting!
How does it feel?
It's like...
It's like loosening a fish's body.
Is it a prairie?
Seeds.
It's increasing.
Here we go.
Amazing!
Wow!
This is amazing!
Wow!
Kashuku, this is funny!
This is funny!
Well...
It's over!
Have you ever seen this method before?
Yes, I have.
I've seen it everywhere!
I see.
It was very good, Takemoto-san.
Somehow it came out.
Well, after all, when you do it like this, it becomes fun, doesn't it?
Yes, it is.
As you push it, it comes out.
If you have the opportunity, please try it.
Thank you very much.
Jun Kunimura has a story for us.
The movie starring Jun Kunimura, "Family Color", "Railways", and "Our Departure" will be released nationwide from November 30th today.
This movie is a touching work that depicts the re- departure of an unconnected family.
Jun's wife, grandmother, and I are trying to rebuild our family again.
That's great.
You'll be an old man in Shibuya.
We'd love to watch it.
Now, "COMMON".
Yes, that's right.
No, it's a show I've been watching since I was a kid.
Each of them had their own symposium, but...
Somehow...
"Sawagani".
In the end, I was strangely moved or something like that.
I'm glad.
At the end of "COMMON", Mr. Takeyama returned to his childhood.
His smile was wonderful.
It was fun today, too.
This program is available for your request.
For those who applied for this program, please see this certificate.
Also, for those who came to the studio to play, we will give you a program-specific sticker.
Thank you very much.
See you next week!
Have a good week and happy new year!
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