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BED no mawari ni nani mo ka mo nugichirashite Spreading everything around the bed,
Unlocking the secret room only for weekends,
Chique o odori tsuzuketeru omae o You, who keeps dancing with your cheek,
I'm captivated and fascinated only by this moment,
But you're hotter than ever
I'm Erika Matsuo, a liar, and based on requests from everyone watching TV, our detective bureau will dispatch an excellent detective to pursue the truth!
Today's advisor is Mr. Taro Kida, the top advisor of our detective bureau!
thank you!
Now, let's start with the first client for today!
Yes, the first client is from Hirano Yukitaka, 42 years old, who lives in Fukuoka Prefecture.
Hello, everyone at the Nista Detective Bureau!
Hello!
I have a game that I always play when my family and relatives gather together.
It's called "finger-in-finger-in-finger-in-finger- in- finger-in-finger-in".
I would like to introduce my sister, who is only three years older than me. She has never lost even once.
My family and relatives always leave my sister behind and nobody can beat them.
Every time, only my sister's disconsolate face is shown to the public.
Detective, could you please let me see my sister's rather weak face even just one time? I would like to ask you in advance.
"When I was a new member, I was always being defeated by my sister, and no one could win. Every time, I was always shown the smug look on my sister's face.
What? Finger-in-finger-in-finger-in-finger-in- finger- in-finger-in-finger-in-finger-in-finger-in- finger-in- finger-in-finger!?
I thought you guys were crazy.
This is a game that Hiranoke came up with.
When we get together and drink a little, we do it.
When it starts, the older sister is insanely strong.
No matter how much you do it every time, you can't win.
I'll show you a little. Please have a look.
I am now in Kumamoto, Iraisha.
I'm visiting my parents' house.
I'm monitoring Hiranoke's dining room right now.
This person is hugging a little girl.
She is Iraisha's Yukitako.
Yukitako is big.
She looks strong.
Hiroshima is good.
She is a pink cardigan.
Did you eat it earlier?
I ate it earlier.
She is a man.
She is noisy.
Yukitako said that she is the strongest woman.
She is this person.
This is also a game.
Finger pinching game.
It's about to start.
Everyone will sit down and play finger pinching game.
It has started.
Is this a child and Yukitako's wife?
It has started.
Is this a finger pinching game?
Finger pinching game.
What is this?
It's very exciting.
Is this the appearance of Queen Rei-chan?
It's a different way of putting it together.
The battle of the queen begins.
It has started.
How is it?
It hurts.
It's like a sibling match.
It hurts.
How is it?
It hurts.
Does it hurt that much?
I was practicing while biting it.
Which is stronger, the left or the right?
The left is stronger.
Ouch!
What's wrong? What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
Are you going to die? Are you going to die?
Does it hurt that much?
What's wrong with you?
It's terrible.
Okay, let's go.
Excuse me, everyone.
Hello, everyone.
Hello, hello.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, everyone.
I'm surprised.
Excuse me.
It's pretty...
It's pretty exciting, isn't it?
When did you start playing "finger pinching"?
My younger brother told me that we started playing when we were in elementary school or high school.
How long has it been?
Well... 30 years...
It has a history!
"Finger pinching" has a history!
You've been doing it for 30 years!
What? 30 years?!
Yes.
Has it been unbeaten for 30 years?
Yes, it has.
It's my first time playing "finger pinching".
I'm serious.
I'm training myself. I'm really doing it.
I'll do it with my right hand.
Okay, I'll do it with my right hand.
This is how you do it, right?
That's right. And you close your thumbs, too.
It's like a normal girl's hand!
Wait! Wait! Wait! It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Go! Go! Go!
No, no, no.
First of all, I don't know how to apply force.
This is it, right?
That's right.
I want to do like this.
Is it illegal?
No, it's illegal.
According to the official rule?
Yes, official rule.
Is it hard?
Ready, go!
Touch!
Yes!
Touch!
Yes!
Touch!
Yes!
Touch!
Ouch!
Touch!
Ouch!
Game!
She's twisted.
Her middle finger is twisted.
What's this twisted woman?
She's not strong enough to say.
She's provoking me.
I'm angry with this.
She looks a little bit depressed.
I'm sure she's angry with this.
I'm looking forward to it.
Excuse me.
A customer has come.
Who?
What's up?
That chain feeling!
She's twisted!
Here they come!
BOZO KING KONG!
Togi Makabe!
Let's go!
Okay!
You're doing a special.
I see.
You're the woman.
Yes, I am.
Nice to meet you.
He's strong.
His fingers are twisted.
Yes.
I can't lose.
I'm a pro wrestler.
I won't even allow it!
If you don't know how to use your strength, you won't win.
That's what he says!
Saori-chan!
Say it!
I'll show you my real strength!
You guys!
Let me vent my 30 years of resentment!
Let me vent my frustration!
Do you want to see me win?!
Now, we'll have a special match!
We'll have one match.
Crying or laughing, we'll decide with one match.
Now...
Set!
Do you know how to do it?
I don't know.
You don't know?!
It's not like that!
Please, Queen.
Left or right?
Left?
Left...
Which one do you like?
You...
You idiot!
You're a woman!
You can do whatever you like.
Left or right?
Which one?
Like this?
Her hands are twice as big as mine!
Now, let's have a real match!
Ready...
Go!
That hurts!
Ouch!
How's that?!
Give it back!
Idiot!
Ouch!
You're weak!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Score!
Queen!
Champion!
You're strong!
You scared me.
It hurts, doesn't it?!
It hurts!
How do you feel now?
I'm a little disappointed.
You lost so easily.
I lost so easily.
Don't touch me!
I don't know how to talk to an adult.
You betrayed my expectations, young man!
I can't do this anymore.
Do something!
Huh?!
Where did you go?!
I'm begging you!
Shall we do it?
Is it okay?
You're too weak.
Don't say that.
What do you mean?
Don't say that.
You're strong.
What should we do?
We can't hold a self defense war.
We should endure it.
Then we can survive.
I see.
We can't lose to a self defense war.
We should endure it.
Are you okay?
You said "it hurts!"
If you feel good, you can endure it.
Don't say that.
You said "it hurts!"
Don't say that.
You're mentally damaged.
Hey!
You made a terrible noise!
Hey!
What's wrong?!
The floor is missing!
What's wrong?!
I guess it's cancelled.
If we do it later, should we return the tatami?
Return the tatami?
If we do it later, does that mean we're withdrawing from the match?!
We're withdrawing from the match, right?!
Now...
This is really the last one.
Left...
Magome-san, which one do you want to do?
Me?
Magome-san, you can do it on the right, right?
You can do it on the right.
Then, I'll do it on the right.
I'll do it on my strong side.
Naturally...
I'll do it on my right.
Even if you cry, it's the last one!
Let's do it!
Yes!
Ready...
Fight!
You can do it! Hang in there!
You can do it!
Magome-san, you can do it!
Is this it?!
You can do it!
How is it?!
Ah, but...
Which one?!
This is becoming a long battle!
This is bad!
Magome-san is attacking!
How is it?!
Mom, how is it?!
The prize is...
The loser is...
The winner is...
Masami!
It was my first time seeing an earring, and I was really happy.
It's a dream come true!
After 30 years...
Is that how you talk?!
How do you feel now?!
It's great!
Thank you!
Let's have fun with the floor, everyone.
It was fun!
Somehow...
With Makabe's help, we managed to make her laugh for 30 years.
We couldn't do it without Makabe's help.
Makabe seemed like she really wanted to say it!
You know how pro wrestlers team up like this?
I think it's similar to that.
When you put pressure on your thumb...
Makabe noticed that her pinching power increased.
That's how we managed to win.
I see...
We managed to get out of there, but...
We all got in there, so we got out of there.
Let's move on to the next request.
The next request is from Mr. Motoyoshi Tatsuo, 43 years old, a college teacher living in Toyama Prefecture.
I have been thinking about it for 25 years.
It's about my best friend, Mitchan.
Mitchan and I went to middle school, high school, and college together.
He was so talented that he even went to college,
and now he is active as a math teacher at a high school junior high school.
I can't lie, and I can't deny people.
He is a very kind and wonderful person,
and he is a waste of a friend for me.
However, when I was in high school,
I heard unbelievable words from him.
It came out when we were talking about food we hated,
me,
and he said, 'You can't eat my kakiage.'
As far as I know,
Mitchan, who doesn't say no to anything,
said to his mother,
who should be grateful,
that he didn't want to eat the kakiage you made.
And last but not least,
he said that he wouldn't serve kakiage anymore.
What in the world was that kakiage,
that Mitchan made him say that much about?
Also,
Mitchan's mother, who was told by her son,
who grew up with iron and salt,
is still worried,
that her son's cooking is bad.
Therefore,
could you please remove
the conflict between Mitchan and his mother for 25 years?
Could you eat Mitchan's kakiage one more time,
apologize for what happened at the time,
and tell him that it was delicious?
Could you do me a favor?
On the contrary,
wouldn't it end up being fish?
That's right.
Wouldn't it be too much of a nuisance for you?
And you know what Mitchan said,
to his mother,
that his mother was worried about him,
so please look into it,
and you know what he said,
but he's just a friend.
And for 25 years,
he kept thinking about it,
and that's why we're here to help you out today.
Please have a look.
"So, today, Uno-san, from Toyama," "Yes?"
I'm glad you came.
No, no, no.
You're just a stranger!
No, no, did you call me?
Yes, I did.
You've never denied food or people.
"You have excellent grades," "Yes."
"You're smart," "Yes."
"And you have a job," right?
"And you have a lot of work," "Yes."
"And you accept everything," "Yes."
"And you say," "Everything my wife cooks is delicious," "Yes."
"In front of everyone," "Yes, you say it."
"So, this is the first time" "Yes."
"you've denied something so good." "Yes."
"Would you like him to eat" "Yes."
the ocarine you made for him?
Of course, I'd love it if he ate it.
"He hasn't eaten it for 25 years," "Yes."
More than 25 years.
"If you say it's delicious," "Yes."
"He might be crying," "Yes."
He might be crying.
"Now," "Yes."
"A typhoon is approaching," "Wow," "and it's raining heavily."
Yes?
"Excuse me," "I'm Tamura, a detective of Detective's Scoop," "Ah, yes, hello."
Hello, hello.
Mr. Motoyoshi asked me to come to Detective's Scoop.
Do you know what it is?
No, I don't know.
Oh, you don't know?
It's something you've been hiding in your heart for over 25 years.
25 years?
Yes.
I think I was in high school.
That's right.
I think you were in high school.
Yes.
What could it be?
Look.
Oh, I see.
At your wedding,
if you give a speech,
I'd like you to celebrate it with your speech.
What about my speech?
There wasn't one.
Takahiro-kun, Machie-chan, congratulations.
Your grades are always excellent, you're intelligent,
your job is enjoyable,
and you're an irreplaceable, important, and respectable friend of mine.
However, there's one thing I've always been caught up in.
And that's...
that I can't finish writing my speech.
This perfect person like you denied me writing my speech.
This is something I've always been caught up in my heart,
and I've been worrying and worrying about it all day.
Well, this is...
right now, a very, very...
important message of celebration for my friends.
You two...
have a long and happy life.
Thank you very much.
Your speech is already finished!
You prepared a lot for it, didn't you?
At the time.
That's a bit of a hindrance, isn't it?
Well...
it's a big problem.
But I feel like you remember it well.
You're kind.
Don't deny me!
About others.
By the way, there's something I want to ask you for 25 years.
The ingredients for kakiage.
That's it.
I want to know the ingredients first.
I want to know them first.
I want to know the ingredients first.
Carrot, burdock, onion...
Maybe shrimp was in it, too.
It's really THE kakiage, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
If you didn't eat it...
was it bad?
Yes, it is.
What I remember is...
I used to eat a lot of hard vegetables.
I haven't heard of it.
Basically, it was messy.
Ah!
I haven't eaten it for a while.
It's fine now.
I think I said something like that.
Maybe I haven't made it since then.
I think it's a big deal to erase it from your own repertoire.
What do you want me to do?
Michan, please eat your mom's kakiage.
I got it.
There is a typhoon passing by.
It's going to my parents' house.
Hello, mom.
I'm sorry I'm late.
I have something to tell you.
This time, I got a request from Mr. Motoyoshi.
However, Michan and her mother are related to that request.
I don't know anything about it.
Kakiage.
Do you have anything in mind?
I don't know.
I don't know at all.
The end.
Is it OK like this?
It's disappearing from the recipe.
It's different.
Is it OK like this?
Are you going to eat?
It's OK like this.
When I was in high school,
there was a time when food I hated became a topic.
At that time,
my mom said, "Oka's kakiage."
I don't remember it at all.
From Motoyoshi's point of view,
he denied his mom's favorite food.
He was very concerned about it.
His mom was shocked and removed it from her recipe.
She still has it in her heart.
She couldn't say it, but she didn't have anything in her heart.
That's why we told you to go home.
I'm sorry.
It's a shame.
I don't remember what kakiage I made for her at that time.
You don't remember?
I don't know if I made kakiage for her.
Mom, can I say something?
Please!
But it's okay, so I want to eat it.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm always happy.
I really want to see what kind of expression you eat.
Thank you for waiting.
Here it is.
Next.
It looks delicious.
It looks very delicious.
How is it?
This is how it looks like.
It looks like this.
I'm a little impressed.
You just brought it up.
I haven't been here for 25 years.
I haven't seen you for 43 years.
It hasn't changed.
It looks like this.
You can't say it's delicious at all.
I'm shocked.
Thank you for eating it.
I don't think there will be comments like "I can't eat it."
You can't say it's delicious.
You can't say it.
It's not spicy.
But you can't say you can't eat it.
I'm sorry about that.
You're young and you can't say what you think.
I ate it with you.
Can I make it with you again?
What?
What are you talking about?
I want you to make it with me.
I want you to say it's delicious.
But you're happy, aren't you?
I'm happy.
(I'm happy.)
Can I put it in here?
Yes.
Well...
You can put it anywhere.
Here.
It's coming out.
Thank you for waiting.
It's done.
Thank you for waiting.
How is it, Michan?
It looks different from what I saw earlier.
It's a little different in size, too.
It's different from before, and I think this is enough.
Sorry.
It's not good at all.
Really?
Really.
Mom, I'm sorry but...
This one is better.
I... I...
I...
Oh, that's it!
I did it in front of mom.
I said it's good and mom said it's not good.
I protected mom.
This is really sweet.
Yes.
Is it good?
It's like wasabi.
I did it!
Thank you!
It's really good.
I thought...
I can't say it's good.
If I say it's good in front of mom...
I think I will hurt her.
That's right.
I thought it's good when I put it in my mouth.
I knew it.
I don't know if it's good or not.
It's good and it's spicy.
Let's move on to the last request.
The last request is from Takeru Horikawa, who lives in Osaka.
He is 16 years old.
Suddenly, my best friend's decopin is very strong.
It looks like you're doing it lightly,
but it makes my decopin blue and it's very strong.
Why is it so strong?
Since elementary school, I've been using a wall to train my decopin.
I only have a decopin and I'm the strongest!
I'm proud of it.
Is it really the strongest?
Is there anyone who can beat my best friend?
Could you help me find out?
Thank you!
That day?
It seems that decopin is popular in Horikawa's high school now.
As a rule, the one who wins by rock-paper- scissors can get decopin.
If you say it hurts, you lose.
The one who says this book is the strongest has never lost.
I'm going to play a little match.
I've been looking for out if decopin is really the strongest.
Please have a look.
Horikawa-kun, who is next to you?
The victim.
The victim of decopin?
Yes, I'm Ikeda-san.
Ikeda-kun, what year are you in high school?
I'm in my second year.
"Is the one who decopins called "decopin"?"
Yes, that's right.
Is it that strong? What's so strong about it?
When I play a decopin game in class and I lose, I can't stand it anymore.
I can't continue.
Does it end in one shot?
Does everyone realize it in the second or third round?
Does it end in one shot and you can't continue?
"Does it end in a "give up"?"
Is it the same for you and me?
No, this is...
Is it?
Everyone is...
Why is there someone who has never lost sitting here?
What kind of pain is it?
It's numbing.
I don't know.
Sokobe-kun, please.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
Sokobe-kun, I don't think Dekopin is strong at all.
Can you show me?
I don't know if you are strong or not.
OK, I'll do it.
I've never done it before.
Don't mess with me.
OK, go.
Ouch!
Is it painful?
Is it that painful?
Rock-paper-scissors.
Ouch!
OK, I got it.
It's like a nipple.
It's like a whip.
It's not like a thick log.
Dekopin has done it before.
Did you learn it?
No, I didn't.
You didn't?
No.
You don't know Sokobe-ryu, do you?
No, I don't know.
Did you do something like clubbing?
No, I didn't do anything.
You were in a band, weren't you?
No, I wasn't in a band for one year.
You were in a band for one year.
Did you play the guitar?
No, I didn't.
You didn't do anything?
I only played Dekopin.
You only played Dekopin, didn't you?
Now, we are waiting for Sokobe-ryu and Dekopin to prove their strength.
OK.
Is there anyone you don't want to lose to?
I think only Dekopin can win against men.
Or college students.
Fun-looking college students.
I don't want to lose to college students who are walking.
Hello.
Excuse me.
"Are you students?" "Yes." "Which one?" "I'm a spectator." "Spectator!" "Do you do any sports?" "Soccer." "Soccer." "Soccer is the best." "It's a special match, isn't it?" "It hurts." "Does it hurt?" "It hurts now, but it hurts in any inning." "Are you working?" "No, I'm in a men's college." "Oh, you're a man."
"By the way, where is your girlfriend?" "Oh, she's gone." "I won't lose."
"Does it hurt?" "It hurts."
"OK, come on?" "OK." "Excuse me." "Oh." "Excuse me." "Good." "OK, play." "Yeah, yeah." "OK, let's go." "Oh." "Yes, yes." "Yes, victory!" "It hurts." "Yes." "Yes."
"Was that OK?" "Yes." "It hurts!" "Oh, I'm getting nervous." "You're awesome." "Thank you." "Where are you going now?" "Before practice..." "What do you do?" "I will practice soccer and karate."
"Karate man vs karate woman?" "Yes." "In a tournament?" "No, in a world tournament." "Yes." "In a world tournament?" "Yes." "OK." "Well, it's not bad." "It's the strongest so far." "Really?" "It's heavy." "OK." "Thank you." "Oh, it hurts!"
"Yes!" "Does it hurt?" "Yes, it does."
"You're the last one." "I don't know what you're talking about."
One, two...
"Sogabe has improved a lot." "Yes."
"In fact, there is the strongest decopinist in Naito Scoop." "What?"
"Decopinist." "Decopinist?" "Decopinist!"
"14 or 15 years ago..." "Yes." "There was a decopinist." "Really?" "Thank you for coming." "Yes."
This is the strongest decopinist from Hiroshima, Mr. Uneoka.
"He's a decopinist." "He's a decopinist." "He's a decopinist."
"You have to show your pain to people who are watching you on TV." "Yes." "So..."
"Do your best." "What?" "Go! Go! Go!"
"Which one? Which one?" "That one?" "That one! That one!"
"That one!" "Go! Go! Go! Go!"
"First one is..." "Go. Go." "Go with that one. Go with that one. Go with that one. Go."
Go like this.
Where are you shooting at?
It looks painful!
It's coming!
It's in!
It's hot!
It's swollen!
Do you want to try?
Let's do it!
It hurts!
It doesn't hurt at all! It hurts!
It hurts!
FIGHT SKOOP DEKO PIN NO. 1 DECISION
Now, it's...
FIGHT SKOOP DEKO PIN NO. 1 DECISION
The rule is...
The one that wins rock-paper-scissors can have Deko Pin.
And...
If you say it hurts, you lose.
You have a lot of time!
Are you okay?
I'm excited.
You're excited about your opponent?
Yes.
As expected of Cho Gabriel.
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Let's start with "ag". - Let's start with "ag".
- Let's do it. - Let's do it.
- Yes! - Yes!
- Let's do it. - Yes.
- Look, it's all... - One more time.
- Sorry, sorry, I'm really...
It's heavy, but it's like a flight.
- At first it's good, then it's hoi! - Yes!
- Yes!
- You're so weak! - You're the worst!
- Okay, let's do it. - Let's do it.
- I'll do it again. - At first it's good, then it's hoi!
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's over. - It's over.
- I'll do it again. - Ah, I failed.
- I'll do it again. - Are you okay? - I'll do it again.
- Did you fail? - Did you fail? - No, I didn't fail at all.
- I got it now. - Let's do it!
- At first it's good, then it's hoi! - At first it's good, then it's hoi!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Let's do it seriously! - Yes!
- Okay. - Let's do it.
- Are you okay? - I'm sorry.
- Your voice wasn't loud enough. I'll do it again.
- One more time, right? - One more time. - Okay, let's go!
- At first it's good, then it's hoi! - At first it's good, then it's hoi!
- I want to win!
- You didn't win! - You didn't win!
- I didn't win. - You didn't win!
- You were good.
- You were good at running. - You were good at running.
Let's do rock-paper-scissors and see who wins.
Rock-paper-scissors.
I won!
Don't run away.
Are you okay?
I'm totally fine.
Rock-paper-scissors.
I won!
You can do it.
You look like a king.
Are you okay?
Rock-paper-scissors.
I won!
You look weak.
Let's do it.
Are you okay?
That wasn't love.
That was a good match.
Let's do it.
Rock-paper-scissors.
I won!
I'm sorry.
Please stop.
Is it ringing? Is it ringing?
It's ringing.
I'm done.
No, no, no, no.
It's in.
Wow, it's a hot battle.
Wow, it's starting to sweat.
Oh, no.
Sogabe is not strong at all.
At first glance, I thought he wasn't that strong.
But when I received it, it hit me in the forehead.
Obviously, I'm sure Degopinus is strong.
I need you to play rock-paper-scissors.
I'll practice rock-paper-scissors.
I may not be able to receive it next time.
I understand.
What is your message for the champion?
Degopinus is strong.
Please give me another match.
Why are you laughing?
It's not over yet.
Wow, it was hard.
It was hard.
Sogabe was strong.
Degopinus and I are good friends.
He is a friendly person.
The strongest Degopinus has been here for 14 years.
It's obvious that Degopinus is stronger than me.
So, I'm happy.
But I'm not good at rock-paper-scissors.
Sogabe is determined to live with Degopinus.
He is determined to live with Degopinus.
How was it?
Everyone was funny.
At the end of the match, Degopinus said, "I'm not like him. I'm like a man who rules the world."
I don't care about it.
Degopinus has something suspicious about him.
I think so, too.
I had a lot of fun today.
Thank you very much.
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Please send your questions to this detective office.
Our address is 530-8011.
We're looking for Detective Night Scoop.